Are you a doctor? *sitting there with a stethoscope in his ears* lol
“Joey have you ever been in a Turkish Prison?” “Joey do you like movies about gladiators?” “Joey you ever hang around a gymnasium?” I die every time. 😂
One funny scene you never see anymore I guess because it's too politically incorrect. When the tower finds out who is flying the plane, one of the major characters (Lloyd Bridges I think) is repeating the name Striker like he's heard it before and trying to think of where. Behind him are a couple of extras, a male and a female. About the third or fourth time he says "Striker," the male extra shrugs his shoulders and just cold-cocks the female. Get it? Strike her?
"We have to get him to a hospital." "A hospital? What is it?" "It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."
"You got a message from Headquarters." "Headquarters? What is it?" "It's a big building where generals work but that's not important right now.."
You might as well just run the whole movie. Every scene is a classic.
What makes this so much funnier is that they put so many serious actors in a comedy script.
I haven't see this in so long.. So long when i didn't know what Drambuie was LOL.. I never got that one.. I was stationed in Drambuie LOL. I am sure there are dozens like that i missed...
Jim never vomits at home
"Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue"
Leslie Nielsen is soooo handsome 😍😍
Video is a little fast. Slow it down to 0.75, it's better.
This is when humor was at its peak.
uhhh...they just don't make classics like this anymore
They can't. Can you imagine the protests?
Oh, almost forgot...Airplane is an almost shot-for-shot satire of the 1957 movie, "Zero Hour". After all these decades I have thought this was a spoof of the 70's movie, "Airport". Then I watched this video and discovered the truth: tvclip.biz/video/8-v2BHNBVCs/video.html check it out!
@Occam's Stubble LOL That was pretty much my reaction! "OH. MY. FREAKING GOD!!!"
OH. MY. FREAKING. GOD!!! THAT. WAS. AMAZING!
Leslie Nielsen was just Brilliant in this movie. His one-liners were pure perfection! "I am serious; and don't call me Shirley." Also, some of these jokes are just meant for anyone that grew up the 70's. Only someone from that time would understand, "Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home."
@Greg E Leslie Nielson guest starred on an episode of the 70s cop show _Streets_ _of_ _San_ _Francisco_ and it is my understanding that the character he played is indistinguishable from Frank Drebin. I've been searching for that series on streaming services but have yet to find it.
@Occam's Stubble OMG it's been a couple of decades since I've seen that. And the Naked Gun movies; I had forgot the title. Thanks Occam's Stubble!
If you like that, check out the TV series Police Squad and its companion movies The Naked Gun series.
2600 people had the fish. :)
Missing the scene "Let's take some pictures."
Airplane is a spoof of a 50’s movie called Zero Hour.
* Arm on kids shoulder * *You ever been in a Turkish prison?*
How have i never watched this before. This is hilarious
“Looks like I picked a bad week to quit...” we still say that in our office on occasion 🤣
Would you like whiskey miss? Certainly not! (The woman he asked then snorts white powder instead)
This woman has to be gotten to a hospital Hospital? What is it? It is a big building with places but thats not important right now HAHAHA!
Holy shit. This writing is so good makes todays movie writing sound like its by toddlers. We have gone from intelligent writing to dumbed down stuff.
"Hey, say! See a broad with that booty action, lay 'em down and smack 'em, jack 'em. Ho got to be! Yo! Sheeeit!"
My favorite quote from Airplane II: "And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil."
Only millenials born in this social media high tech smart phone app for everything generation thumb downed this video
it feels ever so slightly sped up
That's how you get around YT's copyright filter.
sword fighting in the panic...
Pardon me, stewardess, I speak Jive (and it's Beaver Cleaver's mother to boot!)
Yoi can tell me ,i am doctor Haha
1:31 - typical thot
3:30 " You can't take a Guess for another 2 hours ? " I don't understand how they can keep a straight face. ... I need to empty my bladder before I watch any more of this !
Is it Airplane or Airplane II where Lloyd Bridges says ‘The Canadian Jewish News!”
I laughed from beginning to end. Then Captrain Dreblin appeared, and it took the scenes to a whole new level.
The dog absolutely shredding that guy picking up Kramer has always been a favorite for me.
@Occam's Stubble hahahahahah
How come the stopped makin' this nonsense comedy movies? They're hilarious after more than what? 30 years, it that it. Boy they are great.
Too politically incorrect. The woke crowd won't allow it.
I'll tell you what, it was cutting-edge humor in its time. It's time has come and gone.
" _I am serious. And don't call me 'Shirley'._ " - Dr. Shirley Rumack, 1980.
Play video at 0.75X
I didn't like the sped up parts... guess I'm a pisser.
This is pure gold
Maybe the funniest movie ever made, totally politically incorrect and all the better for it.
You cut out the look on the auto pilots face when she blew him up😃
Thanks for the video. Airplane! is without a doubt the funniest movie ever made
Every second of this movie was hysterical. They couldn't make a movie like this these days - everyone is too politically correct.
@John Puplic whatever your propaganda tells you. I'll actually pay attention to the loads of good comedy out there - not just talk shows and SNL. Keep living in your bubble of persecution.
@Stuflames only if it roasts trump.
They literally could, and do. You people are everywhere.
I can make a hatba broach a teradactyl .,...keeps typing LOVE THAT GUY....PULLS THE PLUG .. JUST KIDDING....HMAH
It's 530am and I'm up again WATCHING AIRPLANE!!! 👁️
Shayna they bought they're tickets they knew what they were getting in to...I say let em crash!!
He's at 200 ft no 100 feet all over the place. WHAT AN ASSHOLE
#HAVE YOU SEEN A GROWN MAN NAKED?
The part where Robert Stack walks through the mirror always gets me :)
Where is Drambuie?
Was hoping the bit about Mrs. Cleaver speaking Jive would be in this one. That bit always makes me laugh.
I really don’t get this movie... these jokes make me cringe. Is this a boomer only thing?
It's a people with good sense of humour thing.
Fuck you YT, speeding up original music. Calm the fuck down.
i like the part where it goes " click click ..... click click click " that was epic !
Wheen i was a kid,i did not understand half of it,now...I am not kid any more
Is that Mahoney?🤣
Aside from Naked Gun and Hot shots, can anyone tell me what other movies they would recommend in this genre?
What a belter & so funny!
"What the Hell is going on up there?" 5:10.27
Sniffing glue, love it!
I like my coffee black, like my men!
I love the sound of propellers on the jet!
LOL...I had Lasagna
Amazing that a guy, so serious on Mission Impossible, asks a young boy if he ever seen a grown man naked.
I had forgotten how incredibly funny this movie was/is! I think I saw it several times in the theater back in the day when it came out but my God it really holds up! Also, strange that over 2.5 thousand people don't have a sense of humor!
This movie was a tribute to Henney Youngman!
6:40 Lmao now i know where family guy got the reference from
Didn't have the part where the management trainee and Robert Stack hit the guy on the bike and he screams out @$$hole!
"They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into..."
Hate to think....we’re watching videos when we could be supplicating the community....and being actual subversive dogshit....
There's a sale at Pennys !
“Sir oughtn’t we turn the search lights on now?” “No...that is just what what they will be expecting us to do”
All these old comedy actors from like Hot Shots and other movies, so many good comedians back then.
And don't call me Shirley!!!! Bwa ha ha ha...
Hahaha " what's our vector Victor. Haaaaa. These airplane movies rocked and you'd have belly laughs for sure. Remember, look at the screen and notice what's going on in the background. I'm still laughing from 1972 and it's still one of the funniest movies ever. Classic. I recommend it to everyone.
Probably still the best comedy film ever made.
"There's a sale at Penny's!"
Spreading evil pedophilia even then. Sick.
We had Steak and Fish" "Ahhh.. yes , i remember having Lasagna" i can`t XD
Is that couple of kids aging during the flight?
And now you all make a supreme intellectual and visual effort and try to imagine what a movie like that would look like if made today. But no PC holds barred. It would be a single endles parade of pure insanity. I would pay serius bucks to see it, but where all the folks who make those gems have gone?
"Sir do you want me to check the air temperature?" "No, I'll let you take it"
I just knew the comments would be as funny as the movie and, they are!! I'm reading, typing, belly laughing, lol all the above. People, if you've never seen it, I suggest you do. Soon!!!
Casually drags three pilots up the aisle 👌🏻
This was sped up maybe 25% from the original. Weird
Is TVclip watching me? I just saw this movie last night.
:40 he shifts gears...LMAO
6:55 My favorite of many scenes in this movie. 9:06 I forgot about the chick snorting coke. LMAO!
This is basically just real life Family Guy haha
An aviation comedy should be genius but this is just horrible
0:00 my computer keeps clapping.
I still use the "I picked a bad week to..." line when I'm in a stressful situation almost 40 years later. Surprised the scene with the old lady translating jive for the stewardess wasn't included.