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Is Disney bad at video games?
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  • keagan Minogue
    keagan Minogue 2 minutes ago

    wassup its ya boi mutilated bone collective

  • Marshmallow MarshadowYT

    R.I.P. Terry the Tanglela you will be missed

  • J Stark
    J Stark 7 minutes ago

    New favourite detail I hadn't noticed before: the way they bump enthusiastically into each other before the bow, and then the way they proceed to bow smushed into each other. Tres professionale.

  • Vietnam Gamer
    Vietnam Gamer 9 minutes ago

    Pause. We moved *RIGHT* past bomb man as wort it. ?!?!?!

  • Abdou M.A
    Abdou M.A 12 minutes ago

    I like jhon

  • Joey Dp
    Joey Dp 15 minutes ago

    Leon? Wasn't his name Squeal

  • The Sweet Shop
    The Sweet Shop 21 minute ago

    When simone turned into a frog my first thought was: Frog w/ *gun*

  • riley jenkins
    riley jenkins 38 minutes ago

    The first 12 in the clock are instructions on how to write a ya book.

  • Blood Angels
    Blood Angels 39 minutes ago

    I had more trouble getting to the boss

  • falloutrim 8998
    falloutrim 8998 43 minutes ago

    Boi this game is not scary.

  • William Bowles
    William Bowles 45 minutes ago

    Fire/Fighting is the most common dual type among starters. In fact, I think it's the ONLY dual type that comes up more than once. And you can't compare it to all pokemon, because it's a starter-specific issue. What if ALL water starters were water/steel? That'd still be a tiny percentage of all pokemon, but it'd be really tiring among people who want a water type that isn't also steel type for some unknown reason. Besides, I doubt Scorbunny will turn Fire/Fighting. Incineroar is literally a wrestler and he's fire/dark. So I think they've learned their lesson at this point.

  • Beware the Cat
    Beware the Cat 47 minutes ago

    We started as people of creation and we ended as gods of destruction

  • TheGlassDiamond
    TheGlassDiamond 50 minutes ago

    my pet has 0... she died

  • Vietnam Gamer
    Vietnam Gamer 54 minutes ago

    That guy was definitely not ready for what happened

  • Harry Crocker
    Harry Crocker Hour ago

    So in the game and other simulations, which countries lost the least? *Packs bag nervously*

  • Anne Shaffer
    Anne Shaffer Hour ago

    Literally, this is how I imagine all RPGs should be. It exists in the utopia of perfect RPG gameplay experience with The Adventure Zone and Critical Role.

  • Nate or Die
    Nate or Die Hour ago

    Jorstin: uwu :3

  • Greedyface354 Greedyface3543

    this is just a roast to the USA

  • William Bowles
    William Bowles Hour ago

    (video ends) Me: (clicks the LIKE button) Simone: "Join team Instinct!" Me: (unclicks the LIKE button)

    • William Bowles
      William Bowles Hour ago

      But then I hit LIKE again because that was a joke and I'm actually not super petty and confrontational.

  • Cans Vans
    Cans Vans Hour ago

    How can I play this?

  • JaraelMoonsilver

    Hyena with gun killed me

  • Trevor Taylor
    Trevor Taylor Hour ago

    I'm just glad we took the time to list the hats that should have been in the game as well. And this was such a perfect bite size enjoyment piece. Watch time be damned.

  • riley jenkins
    riley jenkins Hour ago

    Literal hekin chills

  • Elier Rodriguez
    Elier Rodriguez Hour ago

    Doet

  • Rissa Sketches
    Rissa Sketches Hour ago

    BDG is so docile in this the energy is weird. i keep expecting him to start screaming

  • readinghorse
    readinghorse Hour ago

    Bold of you to assume I ever stopped helping run a big group of players in rural nowhere xD

  • Keith Klassen
    Keith Klassen Hour ago

    Segment: who can make the face I'm thinking of right now? Segment: you have an unrequited crush on _____.

  • Leo H
    Leo H 2 hours ago

    unraveled suggestion. pokemon ranked based on edibility

  • kieran woods
    kieran woods 2 hours ago

    Instinct Pride

  • Jayson Handy
    Jayson Handy 2 hours ago

    If Star Wars Episode 9 isn't 50% bottomless pits 0/10

  • Efrain Anguiano
    Efrain Anguiano 2 hours ago

    Sonata of a rejection

  • Paper Face
    Paper Face 2 hours ago

    0:25 just gave me chills. Reminded me of half life 2

  • Katie Liggin
    Katie Liggin 2 hours ago

    My job is at my university’s game room and I will print out this certificate because it’s only slightly inappropriate

  • Salty Corpsman
    Salty Corpsman 2 hours ago

    Watched this video. Then read every book in Skyrim.

  • a stupid face
    a stupid face 2 hours ago

    I want the video EDIT I like mythology

  • Sol Captor
    Sol Captor 2 hours ago

    Jazz Solo Anxiety..... Noice

  • John The Dork
    John The Dork 2 hours ago

    Our story begins many years ago. A civilization of ancient and powerful sorcerers begin to tamper with black magic. Over time, the discover two strange entities lost in the void. In their naivety, the manage to release them. The first being proves himself to be fairly placid, preferring to stay in his strange yellow domicile. Eventually, they begin worshipping him. Then, they release the other. It is different. To look at him fills the sorcerers with nausea and dread. Realizing the thing is not be tampered with, their most powerful druids lock both beings away in an unknown location. Believing the issue to be resolved, the civilization gives up their magical abilities and fade away with time. Then, a thousand years later, two humans appear, calling themselves Nick & Griffin. Intrigued by the strange and wondrous world they found themselves in, they begin to play. They learn that this world does not work like their own. Nick begins to unlock his newfound powers, while Griffin looks on with glee. Soon, they discover a school bus, in which is a peculiar being. He is dressed in a way reminiscent of a being from Nick & Griffin’s own world. They laugh, and Nick beings to toy with him. The two of them name him ‘Busto.’ They soon discover that Busto is trapped within the driver’s seat of the bus. Determined to find a way to free him, the boys experiment. They try many things, but no avail. After a long time, they give up, and search for a new plaything. Nick discovers a crash-test dummy within the DNA of the universe. He summons it, and Griffin names the thing ‘Busto 2.0’ They play with him for a while. Then, Nick grabs Busto 2.0 and begins to shake him around violently. Busto 2.0’s body begins to deform, and he contorts into a black & orange mass of silicon & metal. Griffin dubs this state ‘God Trash.’ Nick laughs, and continues to toy with Busto 2.0. Griffin watches and chuckles. However, Busto 2.0 suddenly begins to expand at an incredible rate, causing the universe to reset and time to pause. Griffin exclaims is shock, and Nick continues the passage of time. In an instant, one of the boy’s vehicles is torn to pieces and flung violently across the sky. Nick & Griffin scream in horror. Griffin realizes what has happened and tells Nick, “He’s too powerful! We need to contain him!” Nick agrees, and the two begin to find a way to contain Busto 2.0. They attempt to crush Busto 2.0 in the powerful walls of the crusher, an object the boys discovered several days before. This, naturally, does not work. Then, they try to place him in a plane and fly him off into the Sun Chips Place. This too fails, as nothing as chaotic and evil as Busto 2.0 would be worthy of the heavens. Eventually, the opt to abandon their mission. They go off and discover new things for them to toy with and new regions of the world to explore. Objects such as the sledgehammer, and the ‘iron man.’ Then one day, the boys decide to make one last attempt to contain the evils of Busto 2.0. They trap him within the confines of an old friend, the crusher, and abandon Busto 2.0 in Gridmap region, never to return again. They journey out and discover strange new places, such as Yoshi’s Woolly World. Then they find a small town known as Garfeild Heights. The town is empty, left behind by some ancient civilization. As they explore, they discover Busto 1.0, once again trapped within the confines of a vehicle. This time, Busto 2.0 is trapped within a small, rigged-out truck. As Nick & Griffin explore, they discover a strange new item, The Blob. They start playing with it, only to quickly realize that The Blob is extremely unstable & dangerous. Remembering what happened last time they toyed with chaos, they immediately begin to search The Blob for weaknesses. However, unbeknownst to them, they were merely re-encountering an old foe. Busto 2.0. They are panicked, but in the chaos they find the ball. They discover that The Blob is incredibly agitated by contact with water. In a last ditch attempt to stop the monsters they themselves created, they pull The Blob down into the vortex beneath the ancient lake. In a heroic sacrifice, they loose themselves in the process. As the boys are sucked into the endless void, they begin to have doubts. Griffin tells Nick to be strong & not resist. Griffin begs Nick to give him Ball. Nick, in his fear, accidentally summons Ball & The Blob. Griffin becomes enraged and claims the Nick’s going to corrupt everything. Nick assures Griffin that this is the only way. Nick & Griffin become separated, and they cry out to each other. With only Ball for solace, the boys are enveloped by the light. Griffin lands in strange new world, where he finds his brother, Justin, and once again begins to toy with things beyond his understanding. Thus, this ends this chapter of our tale. Now, my child, when you look up at the stars tonight, you will know that you have the Car Boys to thank. For without them, the unending chaos of Busto 2.0 would have consumed the world.

    • John The Dork
      John The Dork 2 hours ago

      Go now, my child, for it is late. Rest is important. Sweet dreams.

  • Doge Is our saviour
    Doge Is our saviour 2 hours ago

    I think you should do a unraveled on plants vs zombies.

  • AdmiralSenn
    AdmiralSenn 2 hours ago

    More. MORE! Jenna is a joy to watch DM, and the game was amazing. Please, more!

  • B4TheWar
    B4TheWar 2 hours ago

    Mom! The internet’s being weird again!

  • wörm
    wörm 2 hours ago

    simone: (dabs her face with the inside of her shirt) brian: (speaks in a scottish accent out of nowhere) clayton: (looks into the camera like hes on the office)

  • Hannah Brown
    Hannah Brown 2 hours ago

    This sounds like a sim rapping

  • The Sweet Shop
    The Sweet Shop 2 hours ago

    22:41 i SCREAMED

  • Uriel Heynez
    Uriel Heynez 2 hours ago

    Haha, tbh I came in very doubtful but this was very well executed 😂

  • Desmo Froppy
    Desmo Froppy 3 hours ago

    Took me 3 days to make it to the first boss and 2 days to beat him ( am the type of person who can't go on unless every enemy is dead .-.)

  • That Person
    That Person 3 hours ago

    The best part of DEFCON game. Is how far is your mentality, and humanity go? Once it hits DEFCON 1, will you be the first to use Nukes? When Nuclear missiles starts raining down on you, will you do the same and retaliate killing millions? DEFCON is so simple yet so satisfying. Its very immersive, and the atmosphere is just amazing. Two main reasons why its just one of the best RTS out there. 1. Audio (Musics, etc.) 2. Video (Visuals, etc.)

  • Mr. Thomas
    Mr. Thomas 3 hours ago

    'How the Kingdom Hearts series just decides not to follow the monomyth for it's storyline'

  • Alibey Bal
    Alibey Bal 3 hours ago

    The top 5 (except the first, haven't read those) are really good. Also Advances in Lockpicking was like a page long.

  • meredyth with a y
    meredyth with a y 3 hours ago

    The Google Trend of gesamtkunstwerk skyrocket right around April 7 2019. I wonder why.

  • Sam Roberts
    Sam Roberts 3 hours ago

    Hear me out, I would totally watch the hour long video

  • Sorry In Advance
    Sorry In Advance 3 hours ago

    0:15 aA?

  • The Sweet Shop
    The Sweet Shop 3 hours ago

    I think the sweaty man and centerman are the fascists. Because... Idk. Let's see

  • Tycho der Kommentator

    but if x= celeste and 1bdg is defined as the number you get when you put in the stats for Celeste. Is Bdg even a real unit then? Because Celeste is then at the same time 1 bdg, 1quadrillion bdg, 1quadrillion² bdg, 1quadrillion³ bdg, and so on

  • Zhong Ping
    Zhong Ping 3 hours ago

    angry sun should be air marshal IMO

  • Coleson Smithson
    Coleson Smithson 4 hours ago

    Continuity error the TVclip channel. Edit: I am also now the Sunken Mistake.

  • Caleb Tidwell
    Caleb Tidwell 4 hours ago

    7:12 "Also, he's just a living...cloud? So he's probably only as dangerous as whatever non-FDA juice you put in your vape rig." Four months later: *The CDC confirms 530 cases of Vaping Illness with 7 deaths to date, advises all e-cigarette users to stop using immediately until outbreak is contained; Wisconsin, Illinois, Florida, and other states file lawsuits against vaping giant Juul; FDA in process of banning all flavored vaping fluids" Me: "So, funny story, Brian-"

  • Dread Pirate Robin
    Dread Pirate Robin 4 hours ago

    Justin: "...oh..." Words TOUCAN DAN flash on screen Justin: "...oh no..."

  • folks,
    folks, 4 hours ago

    “old like a spider” brian that’s

  • Sean Purcell
    Sean Purcell 4 hours ago

    You should do an unraveled on the whole Old School Runescape timeline

  • Amber-Verity
    Amber-Verity 5 hours ago

    PROF OAK: so what pokemon did you catch? Brian:

  • Brenda Yolani
    Brenda Yolani 5 hours ago

    the 1.3k dislikes are from kevin punt and his jail firends

  • Ebony Mandolin
    Ebony Mandolin 5 hours ago

    dragons dogma more like infinite dogsma........ uuuuh...

  • Lewd - Chan
    Lewd - Chan 5 hours ago

    Yeah and rattata is now RARE

  • WOW Mario
    WOW Mario 5 hours ago

    BRIAN WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY WTF

  • lillbeka
    lillbeka 5 hours ago

    I hereby go by Burnt Bone Collector!

  • Aryan Dylan
    Aryan Dylan 5 hours ago

    Sonata of depression

  • Snowybird77
    Snowybird77 5 hours ago

    I understand the time problems, but I wish they'd had a second day to flesh out some of these

  • Louis Weinzweig
    Louis Weinzweig 5 hours ago

    Is this game becoming a series yet?

  • I'd rather be sleeping, but ok

    14:59 im the mutalited mistake

  • Whytho ?
    Whytho ? 6 hours ago

    I got waltz of the Unpleasant Odors.

  • WolfOfLegend
    WolfOfLegend 6 hours ago

    I wish you would tell us how to calculate human hp. I want to be able to watch my hp slowly drain as I waste away my life

  • Arcamiel Xx
    Arcamiel Xx 6 hours ago

    Hey, have you ever made a video classifying all SCPs from scp foundation?

  • Rookie
    Rookie 6 hours ago

    People : This game is so scary it shows what humans are capable of doing and wiping out humanity Hoi4 players : *casually bombing factories,encircling divisions and spamming nukes to take a province* lol hahaha this dude already lost 17 million people

  • Mritunjay
    Mritunjay 7 hours ago

    trainer battles and PvP still need some revamp tbh, they are not so fun

  • Rebekah J
    Rebekah J 7 hours ago

    I love right around 13:00 that final pam is just hovering over the wasteland with the sun rapidly setting and rising and the world is like melting.

  • Venus Kogane
    Venus Kogane 7 hours ago

    Now I want to know if you could survive the wounds you get in games...

  • Alva Ark
    Alva Ark 7 hours ago

    So does this mean we have to email the BDG's mom about every game we are interested in that comes out?

  • Lina
    Lina 7 hours ago

    Castlevania: Polyphony of Broken Bones

  • Sophia Alexandria
    Sophia Alexandria 7 hours ago

    I was watching this without headphones in and my sister said brian sounded like the conductor from dinosaur train and i dont like this

  • dana k
    dana k 7 hours ago

    YOURE RIGHT. WHAT THE HECK.

  • Insert Gaming
    Insert Gaming 7 hours ago

    I always come back to watch this and I wish I could play tabletop rpgs but I don’t have any friends to play with

  • Casey Wiener
    Casey Wiener 8 hours ago

    you can appreciate a fedora but not a classic newsboy cap? for SHAME jk ily bdg

  • Morgan Coe
    Morgan Coe 8 hours ago

    But there is a tricorn hat! You can find it in a shipwreck near Rhodes

  • Axel The Red Gaming
    Axel The Red Gaming 8 hours ago

    Anyone else think that he kinda looks like Tiny Tiger from Crash Bandicoot?

  • Xovvo
    Xovvo 9 hours ago

    ...ok, but where is the hour-long lecture posted I need it

  • Me Cooper
    Me Cooper 9 hours ago

    Jesus tap dancing christ... *WHAT HAPPENED TO OVERKILL?!?!?!?!??!* Seriously, They used to be freaking great but this trash is worse than all their freaking PayDay2 exp DLC modifier crap... *WHICH IS DAMN HARD TO DO!!!!* Ah... I'm heart broken. This is literally just a fking mod of Payday 2... Hell it isn't even that advanced...

  • BadEnd Honey
    BadEnd Honey 9 hours ago

    Seeing Fujin as the best Kuddler just makes me happy as a fan. He needs more love.

  • Oliver Sanderson
    Oliver Sanderson 9 hours ago

    31:07 when you get your pessimist friend to join in

  • Mark Frellips
    Mark Frellips 10 hours ago

    All the nouns of cyberpunk.

  • Elijah Dowsett
    Elijah Dowsett 10 hours ago

    They should have ranked them according to each other and then fitted those rankings into a heart scale.

  • Oliver Sanderson
    Oliver Sanderson 10 hours ago

    you look like a news reporter p.s. pretty sure the rotten is a communist

  • Suzanne Wondergem
    Suzanne Wondergem 11 hours ago

    weerwolven van wakkerdam incoming

  • ThothHeart Maat
    ThothHeart Maat 11 hours ago

    I thought defcon was a readiness status.. it's just preparing forces to be more ready and in certain positions because it takes time to mobilize forces. I'm not sure it means there is war happening. Just means we need people in position in case something happens..

  • SF
    SF 11 hours ago

    i was born in 04 and know the original Pokerap, the first season of the anime was still being played on tv when I was a kid.

  • ChopRamen
    ChopRamen 11 hours ago

    funset h 2 whoa... verdrive

  • Odd1s Out
    Odd1s Out 11 hours ago

    I DID THE WHOLE THING ON 2X speed

  • Spook13Jayy
    Spook13Jayy 11 hours ago

    Nintendo just surviving from blind fans blowing air up their ass, they'll soon get with the program when the consumers come to their senses.

  • Hydric Bluen
    Hydric Bluen 11 hours ago

    you even read "The Lusty Argonian Maid" series? You sly dog.

  • Stranger
    Stranger 11 hours ago

    Sherlock Holmes would know Conan's weakness. So he chose a high tech military jet, because that's pretty much everyones weakness

  • Felix C
    Felix C 12 hours ago

    Couldn't agree more! Pokémon go has got me to walk 50km a week instead of only leaving the house every few days