The Daily Show with Trevor Noah
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  • Kitty Rock
    Kitty Rock 16 seconds ago

    That cop had NO good reason to shot that man. He was following the police's orders, he INFORMED the cop he had a gun so he wouldn't be suprised, and he kept his manners. Philando Castile was a man of the law, someone's boyfriend, and a loving father. THis video brings me to TEARS knowing that this family, this little girl...grows up seeing her father get shot. And to live without her daddy.

  • Juliana Flowers
    Juliana Flowers 49 seconds ago

    "Marco!!" 🤣🤣

  • FitzChivalryFarseer2

    If the scum didn't want to lose kids they wouldn't be criminals and would obey the law

  • Phyllis Snyder
    Phyllis Snyder Minute ago

    A Bane Capital President we don’t need! Bernie 2020!

  • stone spicher
    stone spicher 3 minutes ago

    We need a Mandalorian for president

  • retrocentral
    retrocentral 4 minutes ago

    Every time he gave that grin after his rants I laughed until I had tears in my eyes. :)

  • cannibalbananas
    cannibalbananas 4 minutes ago

    "First they came for our Fleshlight" 😂🤣😂

  • Nely Silva
    Nely Silva 5 minutes ago

    I got a Bernie ad sksksksksks

  • Mike Nixon
    Mike Nixon 6 minutes ago

    killer end line! great stuff

  • James Hill
    James Hill 6 minutes ago

    What I took away from this is that Roy Wood Jr needs to be cast by somebody in a Martin Luther King Jr biopic. They even have the same last name!

  • Joe Camillo
    Joe Camillo 10 minutes ago

    Lol he never gets older lol 😂 Bernie!!!

  • okow tina
    okow tina 11 minutes ago

    Ambassador Taylor looks so exasperated and like he's trying not to laugh/cry at once

  • CaribbeanSpyce
    CaribbeanSpyce 11 minutes ago

    Have Anna over more, y’all have amazing chemistry.

  • Masato Indou
    Masato Indou 13 minutes ago

    ... So when did the MOB take over the republicans?

  • LaToya Ravenel
    LaToya Ravenel 13 minutes ago

    One white lady says to another "Go away no white lady I will not" lol wtf geesh lol

  • cainjmarko
    cainjmarko 14 minutes ago

    Is no one gonna mention the Mandalorian in the primary candidates pic?

  • Matthew Mashava
    Matthew Mashava 14 minutes ago

    The only good 1% is my body fat lmao😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Matthew Morganti
    Matthew Morganti 14 minutes ago

    Can't wait for this circus to be over. I remember Trevor doing this same schtick when collusion was going on. What's gonna be next? Come up with some real material. Americans aren't retarded anymore brotha.

  • Uriyah Thomas
    Uriyah Thomas 17 minutes ago

    I personally don't have to watch the impeachment trial to know he broke the law. I watched him break them on TV in real time. He's guilty as FUCK! Hang his ass....

  • Alicia Page
    Alicia Page 18 minutes ago

    Trump wanted to send a nuclear bomb into a hurricane

  • Allison MacArthur
    Allison MacArthur 21 minute ago

    Get this thug out of the White House!

  • Icey_ Joey
    Icey_ Joey 22 minutes ago

    "the heat makes you do crazy things, alcohol makes you do crazy things." - Robbie Florida Man-

  • Stu Fields
    Stu Fields 22 minutes ago

    I was on a fire where there were 25 inmates from San Quentin prison. One thing I found, it was smart for me to get out of their way. They were a professional fire fighting crew who would start walking and at a walking pace would leave a path to the ground in back of them. They had stories...Whew..... They also had some sharp knives which were very handy to cut the meat that was delivered via parachute to our fire location. Bottom line I was impressed.

  • wharsmetoothpicson
    wharsmetoothpicson 23 minutes ago

    I like how one "fuck" slipped through the censors.

  • xrmweho
    xrmweho 24 minutes ago

    The shit that will happen to us will pale in comparison to Italy unless we elect BERNIE in the USA !

  • HotestOnTheBlock
    HotestOnTheBlock 25 minutes ago

    Fiddler on the Roof was set in the Ukraine

  • Nely Silva
    Nely Silva 26 minutes ago

    Aquaman is that you?

  • serious
    serious 27 minutes ago

    Roy is a highlight of the show

  • Lindalee Law
    Lindalee Law 31 minute ago

    AARP eye candy.

  • Cadence Button
    Cadence Button 31 minute ago

    CBS only interview like 5 people

  • Lindalee Law
    Lindalee Law 31 minute ago

    I waa thinking. how Bernie looks great!

  • Baraka Woods
    Baraka Woods 33 minutes ago

    There is something inside that sandwich. Seriously.. lmbo

  • Alicia Page
    Alicia Page 33 minutes ago

    Place brain-eating ameobas in trump's bathwater. Watch the ameobas eat trump's brain for continuing hilarity!

  • Snobbyterror 39
    Snobbyterror 39 33 minutes ago

    Am I the only one that saw the black dudes face when them at moron said you can’t even find it on the map lol his face was like oh shit that’s gonna hurt lol

  • Samuel Nelson
    Samuel Nelson 34 minutes ago

    Fox counts on how stupid their audience is.

  • US Constitution Rules
    US Constitution Rules 35 minutes ago

    Where is Trevor's accent from?....Sounds kinda like a British woman.

  • WeedyistFlame420
    WeedyistFlame420 35 minutes ago

    I can't wait til a recording of trump spewing racist slurs gets released; it's practically guaranteed if you think about it. New Yorkers aren't known for tolerance...

  • Samuel Nelson
    Samuel Nelson 36 minutes ago

    You say it's not sexy? But is was from Russia with love, wasn't it?

  • hash LD
    hash LD 39 minutes ago

    It's called an Acqua alta, happens every fall... But this one is severe due to climate change...

  • Goldn Messi
    Goldn Messi 39 minutes ago

    Sadly, AOC, Warren will cause brainy, rich to not work, and rather do what she used to do, FREELOAD and sit on your b@ckside be WEED-HEADS, drink, party.. Why would you work if everything is free, and if you work, you are taxed away everything?? AOC the fast track to Venezuela, Cuba, Honduras, El Salvador type BROKE BANKRUPT, only Gang-Bangers, Dr0g dealers, K1dnapars, P1mps, Wife-Beaters, Gf abusers will flourish.. Why AOC is SILENT about these worst horrofic crimes in her community constituency, neighborhoods, rather interested in rich headlines?? And I voted for Obama, Clinton every-time.. Socialism, FREELOADING will take life of it's own, currently we have enough freebees, already, AOC community are having children simply to get more Gov benefits, to get Section-8 etc.. Anymore socialism will lead to more and more and more FREELOADING, before you know, rich, working class, brainy, the SUPER PRODUCTIVE will fundamentally and gradually start shifting their nest, investments to other countries. That can have devastating effect to America's economical Superpower that enables Military Superpower, that enables FREEDOM, that enables Women Freedom, Minorities Freedom, Equality.. Imagine if Other countries like in Middle East, China, you name it, if they were to be stronger economically, game over for women, minorities, human-rights, equality. So, I would be careful what you ask for.. Already $$DOLLAR supremacy is being seriously challenged, fundamentally, in many macro level. AOC types have no clue it's happening as we speak. And it's scary for minorities, women. If you think you have it bad now in USA, wait till China or others. $$DOLLAR supremacy is what enables USA to PRINT free money without DOLLAR loosing value, crash & burn like Zimbabwe, Venezuela, Cuba, Argentina.. Businesses, Rich are quietly scared I am sure, and taking serious notice of crazy AOC, Warren FREELOADING, FREE Everything after snatching their hard working lifetimes.. I am sure Super Rich, Businesses are planning if they should shift their wealth... By the way, BILLIONAIRES money can't be eaten, it's not saved under the MATTRESS, it's only PAPER RICH, invested in companies, factories, infrastructures, that creates further jobs, opportunities for new comers in job market.. Better yet, Rich are giving it away to charity, philanthropy, welfare of Poor, sick, needy. More profit, it's only being REINVESTED in more businesses, more risky R&D research for new technologies, solutions, medicines. Without these brainy, rich hunger drive, AOC like FREELOADERS WEED-Heads would be extinct from their own careless diseases, STDs. Rich will never eat their reaches and vanish, they just REINVEST, that helps our economy, GDP to grow more and more, create more jobs, more technologies, medicines, cures to problems of poor, ie, STDs WEED-Heads are very foolishly spreading at fastest rate. AOC talks so much blaming others, how about she talks about her own community, herself, what is she doing about worse barbaric crimes in her community, neighborhood that are the capital of murder, Gang-Bangers, Dr0g dealers, K1dnappings, Women abuses 24/7, Wife-beaters, P1mps selling their own wives, gf, sisters..?? But she is more interested in headlines

  • Julie Chanter
    Julie Chanter 40 minutes ago

    People are being so mean to the interviewer! Trevor is almost never mean.

  • Jarosław Kowalchuk
    Jarosław Kowalchuk 41 minute ago

    "Since his heart attack" - is how you now spot a corporate media outlet. Rules don't apply to Trump.... . Bernie Sanders has a heart attack - for already 6 weeks it's the only context, Trevor mentions him Hillary accusses Tulsi Garbbard an Jill Stein of being russian assets and comes for an interview on this show few days later - Trevor doesn't even FUCKING MENTION IT

  • Nolan Long
    Nolan Long 45 minutes ago

    Sure is original

  • Michael Smith
    Michael Smith 45 minutes ago

    That was FUNNY!!!

  • Sanders Konschtat
    Sanders Konschtat 46 minutes ago

    Props for not stupidly pointing out the boba fet joke~

  • Puppy Musher
    Puppy Musher 52 minutes ago

    How do you stand when your 70 Plus? >body hurts

  • Thinkerbellization
    Thinkerbellization 52 minutes ago

    Why Trump attacking Biden and not the rest of the Democrats? Maybe he knows that Biden is the already pointed by the Dems? That Biden is the Democrat that supported by wallstreet and the richest in America? Americans must choose carefully or they're just going out from crocodile mouth to go to a snake's.

  • Skip Ad
    Skip Ad 53 minutes ago

    3 things that would go along way toward solving this. 1) No former military get to be police. 2) Police training is 2 years, not 6 months, with specialized understanding of the US constitution. 3) Overturn the Supreme Court's ruling that cops can LEGALLY lie to civilians.

  • Masato Indou
    Masato Indou 53 minutes ago

    Fox News: "These are not the impeachable crimes you're looking for" People: "... you know we can read and see right?" BTW I like how Fox News always go for the "it's not sexy enough to care about" defense I guess Bill O'Reilly and Roger Ailes makes sense now

  • Jaquin Hamdan
    Jaquin Hamdan 53 minutes ago

    24 deaths...in Bolivia some since Evo left.

  • Bald Berlitzboy
    Bald Berlitzboy 54 minutes ago

    Decline of the western empire.

  • Sabelo Mbatha
    Sabelo Mbatha 55 minutes ago

    3:58 Anna pulls back and Trevor moves closer, thank me later.

  • Jaquin Hamdan
    Jaquin Hamdan 56 minutes ago

    Military coup

  • Shady Medhat
    Shady Medhat 56 minutes ago

    Audience and trevor way cleaner than conan and his audience.... When he went to conan's show audience was really silent and pure judgmental

  • Atticus Padgett
    Atticus Padgett Hour ago

    Bernie 2020

  • CHIGGA
    CHIGGA Hour ago

    fuck pete

  • mindfuless
    mindfuless Hour ago

    If I see a pig dressed like a pilot am switching Airports, I want you to take your "JOB" Seriously‼️

  • CHIGGA
    CHIGGA Hour ago

    andrew yang better them all

  • Tania Khan
    Tania Khan Hour ago

    Don’t do that I love him so much.

  • Mark Myers
    Mark Myers Hour ago

    Do a report on South Africa u paid ass

  • Grigoriu Lorm
    Grigoriu Lorm Hour ago

    I really hope Venice is gonna be ok, I was there just this year, its one of the most beautiful places on Earth!

  • Ron Collier
    Ron Collier Hour ago

    Florida Man/Woman is real!!!

  • Rrosa Seconda
    Rrosa Seconda Hour ago

    WE THE PEOPLE LOVE BERNIE!

  • YEAH
    YEAH Hour ago

    Bernie 2020,also subscribe to me.please

  • Dj iodine
    Dj iodine Hour ago

    😂 fun to b watching this from Jamaica 🇯🇲 😂

  • Ernie Brust Sr
    Ernie Brust Sr Hour ago

    I'll bid $ .50 and then BURN IT DOWN !!!

  • Respect My Authoritah

    Giuliani is a total putts

  • New Jones
    New Jones Hour ago

    mehhh no thx

  • Shahaneh Limonadi

    Has anyone else notice that both Bernie & Hillary's #1 candidate for President (excluding themselves): is Elizabeth Warren? I personally support any new deal candidates. #KamalaHarris #ElizabethWarren #BernieSanders #UniversalFreeCollege #MedicareForAll #NewDeal #GreenNewDeal

  • Krypto superdog Gaming

    I bet that racist bone is in trump’s penis😂😂😂

  • marquis international

    Bernie or bust 2020!!

  • Amie Vaughan
    Amie Vaughan Hour ago

    You nailed the hypnosis,.

  • PRETTY GIRL POLITICS

    😆

  • Durruti
    Durruti Hour ago

    This isn't "medicare for all", it's obamacare 2.0. You can't split the fight and push for a public option, then single payer 3 years later. You'll never get the single payer through and the next fucking republican in office is going to break the public option. You need to bulldoze single payer through on the momentum of an electoral mandate. The more cynical side of me thinks it's intentional, to grift the voters who want medicare for all while winking at the large doners who don't. Mark my words, if Warren gets in she'll never pass the single payer portion and that's by design...

  • Jorge Garcia
    Jorge Garcia Hour ago

    Bloomberg, just commit to funding whoever wins the Democratic nomination, write the check, have a glass of bubbly, finish your lobster, and shut the hell up!

  • Lydia Jane
    Lydia Jane Hour ago

    They’re cute

  • iamdebster
    iamdebster Hour ago

    The penal system was designed to oppress black men? Barf, give me a break.

  • Jose Hernandez
    Jose Hernandez Hour ago

    The only boomer I love dearly is Bernie Sanders instead of saying “ok boomer” to him, I say papa Bernie 😌

  • Virginia Flores
    Virginia Flores Hour ago

    It's because Americans put importance in unrealistic ideals.

  • Crypto Knight
    Crypto Knight Hour ago

    what is really interesting is how blockchain is going to save these collapsed countries and it'll happen very soon! Stop believing what you're being told by the media and youtubers. sure, tell me the same but trust me...I see where we are headed. 99% fail to understand sadly and will be left behind, I guarantee it. Blockchain will save the world's economy somewhere in 2023 and beyond.

  • ‘Cave Beast Demon'

    Sorry Trevor, you don't get it. Trump doesn't know what Stockholm syndrome is. Just say'n!

  • S S
    S S Hour ago

    My libertarian friends like him because they value actual liberty, and there is no freedom in wage slavery.

  • ZenBrane
    ZenBrane Hour ago

    Venice doesn't have a sewer system. Just sayin'

  • elijah mikle
    elijah mikle Hour ago

    I'm voting for the Mandalorian.

  • Midnight Smith
    Midnight Smith Hour ago

    when i was in high school one of my teachers had a heart attack. he was a grumpy old man but when he came back to school he was smiling, wearing color, altogether just looked healthier and happier. it was amazing to see that transformation. so, i’m not surprised about bernie!

  • Dwayne G Robinson

    One Brilliant Man.

  • wwiinnggnnuutt
    wwiinnggnnuutt Hour ago

    I really thought Trevor was gonna pass out. 😬

  • lewis20002000
    lewis20002000 Hour ago

    Pretty woman.

  • Michael Jaca
    Michael Jaca Hour ago

    Finally about time. A dog even became Santa before this..

  • Tiaan Oosthuizen
    Tiaan Oosthuizen 2 hours ago

    I'm disappointed that this segment wasn't called "A Roy of Sunshine"

  • Killerbean69
    Killerbean69 2 hours ago

    7:44 💀💀💀💀💀 that shit hit Trevor hard Low key tho idk who that girl is she could type get iiittttttttt Fr tho she is alsoooo Retardeeeeeeddddddd

  • normie x
    normie x 2 hours ago

    If Fox News wants entertainment, why don't they just invite Stormy Daniels over? Hypocrites.

  • Natalia
    Natalia 2 hours ago

    Bernie for president!! #feelthebern #notmeus

  • S S
    S S 2 hours ago

    parkinson girl

  • Always on Time
    Always on Time 2 hours ago

    4/20 is hitlers Birthday...……. just saying

  • Brian Murphy
    Brian Murphy 2 hours ago

    I realize facts dont matter when looking for laughs, but that MSNBC shit piece on Bernie Sanders was just wrong even within its silliness. Bernie has been wearing those sweaters for years. Those same ones, (yes, you can mock that too if you chose). Anyway, for every single reason Bernie 2020.

  • Ebby C
    Ebby C 2 hours ago

    The reaction of the second couple at 2:21 😄

  • Doug Miles
    Doug Miles 2 hours ago

    Noah is an idiot