Rudy Giuliani: 'I Don't Even Really Look At Porn'

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  • Published on Jun 8, 2018
  • "I don't even really look at porn." -the legal counsel for the President of the United States.
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  • Brenda Lee Garcia
    Brenda Lee Garcia 17 days ago

    Nice applause for Steven!!
    Not so good for druft

  • Brenda Lee Garcia
    Brenda Lee Garcia 17 days ago

    Guliani doesn't look a porn because his hands cannot comunicated with his brain.

  • Gigi Sinclair
    Gigi Sinclair 18 days ago

    Rudy, is loony.

  • Samir Saweras
    Samir Saweras 19 days ago

    When you say that you don't watch Porn on T.V. especially when you have Rudy's history it means they watch Porn and likely a lot of it. I live in NYC and am ashamed to say he was my Mayor.

  • Keith Carey
    Keith Carey 26 days ago

    Great joke about the stormy / hurricane. Colbert is great, especially the "Cartoon President" on Showtime. So well done, drawn, and acted. Props, with no porn. That would just be wrong.

  • Cas van der Wal
    Cas van der Wal 26 days ago

    Yeah Kim Jong-un begged on his hands and knees... and played Cheeto von Pussygrabber like a fiddle.
    But to be fair, he had to blow up a small hill with some woodsheds on it and have it filmed from a helicopter to sucker the Stable-Genius-in-Chief. Do you know how expensive helicopter fuel is in North Korea?

  • The victorious one
    The victorious one Month ago

    8:17 Rudy Giuliani isn't a big dick, he's just a little prick

  • Ayesha Rizwan
    Ayesha Rizwan Month ago

    'the phantom of flat screen' hahaha

  • Devin Ward
    Devin Ward Month ago

    The applause for Melania (1:58) was by far the biggest applause ever seen in history. Do not compare it with other applauses (2:05)

  • ARCHER studios
    ARCHER studios 2 months ago

    So stephen makes a living out of donald trump now.

  • Jenson Jones
    Jenson Jones 2 months ago

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  • Noa van Deijck
    Noa van Deijck 2 months ago

    Gain throughout contact criticize estate big slow discourse notice alternative court pretend.

  • Wayne Madden
    Wayne Madden 2 months ago

    America is fuck up so bad it going to take 50 years to get back to normal thank god I don’t live there

  • Sickof IDIOTS
    Sickof IDIOTS 2 months ago

    Yeah sure Giuliani, just like you "never really" married your cousin or looked at her huh? Or what about your 2knd wife? Or 3rd wife? Or that mistress that wouldn't fuck you if you payed her a million dollars, had you not been Rudy the incestuous dago! But we're supposed to listen to you spout about morality? That's like Nixon giving lessons on ethics you dumb fucking pizza boy!

  • ausberto falcon
    ausberto falcon 2 months ago

    hey t rudy are a ma ri con

  • Stevie Wonder
    Stevie Wonder 2 months ago

    Hey Steve- I love your work I really do- but the Reagan segment might have been a little off, depending upon how you see yourself. You may have intended it to be comic hyperbole, and an obvious joke- but if you are passionate about change, please don't give the "fake newsers" anything at all they can work with. There's plenty of real, actual comedic material to draw from.
    Keep on, brudda- there's still a few here hiding out that support you!

  • MrOnyourbike
    MrOnyourbike 2 months ago

    He listens to porn on his am radio and gets off

  • Elusive M
    Elusive M 3 months ago

    Isn't Melania an illegal too?..

  • Saturn Axis
    Saturn Axis 3 months ago

    Useless jerk-off Liberal commentary.

  • Alivia Tabb
    Alivia Tabb 3 months ago

    It's so frustrating to me that Trump spoke so negatively of Bill Clinton, yet was doing the same thing behind closed doors. While his wife was pregnant no less smh😒

  • Carl T
    Carl T 3 months ago

    I am an atheist, but all I can say about this administration is "Jesus Wept"

  • Lemon Yellow
    Lemon Yellow 3 months ago

    Just reading jokes that are written for you doesnt make you smart or funny. Im starting to like Trump the more everyone trashes him.

  • alice's diary
    alice's diary 3 months ago

    don't worry the dipshit is going to be praised for crashing the economy and the use of the guillotine on the rich

  • Timbo Jones
    Timbo Jones 3 months ago

    "i think im very well prepared i dont think i have to prepare very much"
    uh yeah. all good.

  • Tech Pros
    Tech Pros 3 months ago

    Giuliani is an inbreeding monster

  • Rory Robertson
    Rory Robertson 3 months ago

    Quality lay lawyer largely election chairman remaining piano prayer gallery talk.

  • GothamCitySWAT
    GothamCitySWAT 3 months ago

    Trump, the most brainless, mindless, spineless, mentally ill, Nazi ever to invade the Republican party, and Giuliani, his doddering old lackey, have the unmitigated gall to criticize Stormy Daniels? She has more morals in her little finger than these 2 charlatans combined. She's honest about what she does. Meanwhile, Trump and Giuliani are Hate-F***ing the American people.

  • GothamCitySWAT
    GothamCitySWAT 3 months ago

    Giuliani dressed in drag for Halloween and came on to Donald Trump who kissed him on his chest. Giuliani, a Cousin Marrying, boot-licking Sycophant

  • spock 3p0
    spock 3p0 3 months ago

    Now I wonder if Donald Trump does remember his dreams and can't tell the difference between the dream and reality

  • Ariel covfefe
    Ariel covfefe 3 months ago

    Fu** u

  • Jayden Marvel
    Jayden Marvel 3 months ago +2

    She got applause for showing up to work? I guess she doesn't usually work then

  • Frederick Green
    Frederick Green 3 months ago

    Give me a break you leftist if this was Obama you would be praising him and he would be doing the most greatest thing in the world and he would be God and you would be on your knees kissing his butt but it's not it's Trump and you just can't handle that got to make him look bad keep it up keep doing it it just makes him stronger and it makes us vote for him again and again

    • Cas van der Wal
      Cas van der Wal 26 days ago

      "If this was Obama..."
      And that's where you've already lost the argument.
      It wouldn't be Obama. The End!
      His entire political career since 1996 is proof of that. Republicans have been trying to smear, defame and delegitimise him unsuccessfully for 22 years now.
      Nobody has to make Trump look bad - he hs done that all by himself, through his own actions and words. His entire life speaks against him.

  • Evon Williams
    Evon Williams 3 months ago

    Ok he went from stuip to idiot

  • NexisFilms
    NexisFilms 3 months ago

    Dat biggest dick line though ....

  • Joe Biden
    Joe Biden 3 months ago

    From far away mike pence looks like an albino black person

  • G S
    G S 3 months ago

    Could you imagine how much melania would get paid if she did a porno?

  • OmegaFlightmaster
    OmegaFlightmaster 3 months ago +1

    Giuliani is a piece of shit.

  • Lynn Perry
    Lynn Perry 3 months ago

    6 more weeks of marriage! Disappeared after a Stormy! Lipitor in Singapore! Applause for just showing up to work! Where he found the figure! Cable-news-based lifeform! Phantom of the flatscreen! Biggest dick she's ever seen! Are you sure you don't watch porn! You and your writers are on fire!

  • San Geet
    San Geet 3 months ago

    Check the accounts of his and the loyal dogs' that surround him - some Russian/Arab (and whoever else he 's begging) billionaires must have been depositing money totaling 1.2B

  • Al M
    Al M 3 months ago

    Please stop trying to do Trump's voice. You don't sound like him, and most of us can read anyway.

  • Addie Alexander
    Addie Alexander 3 months ago

    They had sex once. Pretty sure that is not an affair,. Pretty sure it was his seeing a prostitute. Not judging her, but he he repulsive.

  • Indospace-dot io
    Indospace-dot io 3 months ago

    Colbert you are the man!

  • Rick Bonamassa
    Rick Bonamassa 3 months ago

    The press won't report it nor will the Pentagon - sick fuck liar. You trump fucks are really .... well ... fucked. Instead of having a brain and a heart and a sense of decency and therefore stand up americans, Hell stand up people for that matter. But I've been talking with some first rate people and they agree with me that you fuckers just aren't and won't be solid standup americans and we can't kill all of you and we can try like Hell to vote this stupid lying slob out of office but that won t change the fact that you mother fuckers still walk the streets of America, you stand next to me in line at the grocery store and this country can't be about something if half the people are as fucked up as you cocksuckers are. And the problems with the country are all gop created and now this maggot fuck trump has made them not only worse but much worse and you turds stand poised to make it so. Fuck all of you bitches

  • Norcanex S.G. LLC.
    Norcanex S.G. LLC. 3 months ago

    Come on United States you have a lot of great people that could do your country justice, and yet you picked a guy whose IQ is less then his age. The damage he is doing to your country will take decades to fix if ever!

  • Paul Warwick
    Paul Warwick 3 months ago

    is that not sick. wonderful First Lady and fat Donny screwing another dame while she is having a baby.Sick

  • mark funk
    mark funk 3 months ago +1

    ONLY THE ONES HE IS IN....HE LOVES DOG STYLE.......WONDER WHO HE LIKE BEST I INCH TRUMPF OR ALL DICK UN

  • 9rmetal
    9rmetal 3 months ago

    "I don't even really look at porn"
    That's me defending my single state.

  • Debbie Vernon
    Debbie Vernon 3 months ago

    Is that Ron Burgundy playing the jazz flute?

  • Debbie Vernon
    Debbie Vernon 3 months ago +1

    All old white dudes around a table....

  • Debbie Vernon
    Debbie Vernon 3 months ago +1

    My button is bigger than yours is all the prep he needs...it’s a pissing contest

  • T Smith
    T Smith 3 months ago

    I'm sorry guys we need a new host of The Late Show. Stephen Colbert is not funny. We need somone younger and who is actually funny.

    • Art Martial
      Art Martial 3 months ago

      T Smith ......don't be modest.....let's hear your best joke...

    • T Smith
      T Smith 3 months ago

      I'm afraid I'm about as funny as Stephen Colbert. There's a lot of really good comedians that could cover the spot but I don't think the networks would take a risk on them. There's enough old white dudes on late night TV we could use change

    • Art Martial
      Art Martial 3 months ago

      T Smith .....don"t be sorry....apply for the job....

  • AJ Rushman
    AJ Rushman 3 months ago

    Steven said "tude" not Trump. If you think Kim has nukes you're a fucking idiot.

  • xof49
    xof49 3 months ago

    That cabinet joke made me shart lemonade out of my nose

  • PutinWithAnimals
    PutinWithAnimals 3 months ago

    6:30 For us Swedes, that's "Ulla-Bella Sekreterare"

  • PutinWithAnimals
    PutinWithAnimals 3 months ago

    The IKEA bit was awesome xP

  • Alto's Music Lab
    Alto's Music Lab 3 months ago

    Steve Colberg isn't even funny

    • Art Martial
      Art Martial 3 months ago

      Alto's Music Lab .....I agee...who is Steve Colberg ?

  • Adri Rizo
    Adri Rizo 3 months ago

    WOW! They were on fire on this monologue!

  • Telly Vin-a
    Telly Vin-a 3 months ago

    trump's just winging the presidency, making up numbers

  • Waqar Ghulam
    Waqar Ghulam 3 months ago

    After the bottles were put on the floor

  • InXLsisDeo
    InXLsisDeo 3 months ago +2

    LOL a couple of days after this Michael Avenatti asked on Twitter some help to find material on Giuliani's porn habits. It didn't take 24h for him to receive everything needed to shut Giuliani down.
    Strangely enough, Giuliani has been very quiet since.
    Well, except for his denial of having cheated on his (ex) wife, something that has come out just yesterday. But his ex wife is having none of it calling him a huge liar.

    • Pksoze
      Pksoze 3 months ago

      Giuliani likes to wear female clothes, his wives have caught him wearing their panties. His porn habits coming out would be humiliating.

  • SpocketteINFJ
    SpocketteINFJ 3 months ago

    Stephen's on fire!

  • Izzy LaCrosse
    Izzy LaCrosse 3 months ago

    Giuliani doesn't really look at porn because he really knows how to handle himself.

  • Juan Bernardo Dela Cruz

    What is porn?

    • Art Martial
      Art Martial 3 months ago

      Juan Bernardo Dela Cruz .....baby don't hurt me.....don't hurt me...no more

  • Michael Ely
    Michael Ely 3 months ago

    According to Rudy if you do porn you're not classy, but you are if you marry a rich dude you clearly hate. Got it.

  • Silly Goose
    Silly Goose 3 months ago

    "lets take a look at his *THREE* wives" THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE wives. This is the point you're going to make, rudolph? Each one he cheated on with the next, btw... Retard.

  • 刘宇龙
    刘宇龙 3 months ago

    爷,知道了,,,。
    特朗爷受爷你引至北挪之主科譜众卸仼後安妥处和各聖殿及宗门互持修,而约商,就是安妥处居修宗主学和卫及隨出巡似袓树谱宗学和教宗出巡修,,,和古堡爵期同样从宗脈祖树譜学初期样,,,。
    就是安妥处入宗修袓树譜宗门似古堡爵期样,宗主同巡和卫及似普京爷样百姓詢而爷解意,似誥解室样,,,。
    济液和極电椅研学众首,旧电報员後学発电众,受法輪功众和譯及支持众扶升,使济液电椅众汰换,,,。
    而爷升宗树譜学,和北挪主入聖殿之路巡通同,,。

    • Art Martial
      Art Martial 3 months ago

      刘宇龙 .....you said it....totally agree

  • Keith
    Keith 3 months ago

    Stephen still pulling the social liberal party line. That's going to change sooner or later, once it becomes undeniable that the welfare state is a dud, and they're forced to choose between a return to liberalism's classical liberal roots, or the far more extreme libertarianism (#SpoilerAlert: the average liberal will NEVER accept libertarianism. It's nothing more than a waylay on Western civilization's return to classical liberal values, after the failed dalliance with socialism). At that point, he'll be singing a different tune, just like every other social liberal with half a brain. In the meantime, I can still laugh at his lampooning of Trump...

    • Art Martial
      Art Martial 3 months ago +1

      Keith .....would you happen to know when the planet-killing asteroid will strike?....you do know that all this is temporary, right?....even at the species level...

    • Keith
      Keith 3 months ago

      Art Martial Maybe. Life only moves in one direction, and that's forward. You absolutely will mortage future happiness if you are only concerned with happiness in the moment. There's no escaping certain realities of life. But not only do you mortgage your own future, you mortgage the future of future generations. That may not be a problem for people who have no children, and don't particularly care about their OWN futures. But it's a whole other matter for those who DO care about their own futures, and those who care about the world they give to their children. Here's the hard reality for those who only live in the moment: those 2 groups - those with kids, and those with a future worth caring about - are going to wrestle control of things away from people who don't care about the future. It's going to get very, very unpleasant in the relatively near future for those who thought they could live like there's no tomorrow. That's the price they're going to have to pay for their spendthrift ways. And the harder they resist, the worse of it's going to be for them. I'm just telling you what's coming down the pike. It's simple cause and effect.

    • Art Martial
      Art Martial 3 months ago

      Keith ....culminating in the greatest personal growth just before death....huh?

    • Keith
      Keith 3 months ago

      Art Martial Happiness is important, though perhaps neither realistic nor healthy 100% of the time. And of course the greatest personal growth comes from unhappy times...

  • Chandra Prakash
    Chandra Prakash 3 months ago

    You are the best.

  • Reuben Atkins
    Reuben Atkins 3 months ago

    i do loyiulili

  • Kasper Joonatan
    Kasper Joonatan 3 months ago +1

    That Giuliani is a fucking bad bad person :( How can he talk like that about a woman he doesn't even know??

  • Tucker Bowen
    Tucker Bowen 3 months ago

    7:20 *hey, throw in a shout out for mah bae Carmen Luvana, Stephen! she was in that too >:(*

  • Jackie Roberts
    Jackie Roberts 3 months ago

    Oh please , the pig Trump probably texted photos of him and Stormy to " Melanie "

  • Onfroi
    Onfroi 3 months ago

    he's been doing so many of these his Trump impression is near-perfect at this point

  • MArk Wilson
    MArk Wilson 3 months ago

    This monologue was the funniest one yet, non stop laughs🤣😂😅

  • pete dyck
    pete dyck 3 months ago

    Wow someone please break this fucking comedians mouth. People bitch about trump. YOU VOTED HIM IN YOU DUMB FUCKS

  • Jeraldine Eason
    Jeraldine Eason 3 months ago +1

    How can he prepare when he can not read words or maps and has no concept of history?

    • Cas van der Wal
      Cas van der Wal 26 days ago

      By having the 'tude. It's all about the 'tude, maaaan...

  • JupiterMoon
    JupiterMoon 3 months ago

    So the creepy Guiliani went to Israhell to get blessed by his Jewish bastard slave owners.

  • aatu koskinen
    aatu koskinen 3 months ago

    Bother fundamental tear suspect store information sanction quietly fit.

    • Art Martial
      Art Martial 3 months ago

      aatu koskinen ......go back to school you should....yes....yes....hm,hm,hmmm

  • Nick M
    Nick M 3 months ago

    Any man who slut-shames a woman that hard is pissed off that she didn’t sleep with him. Sorry, Juli, you’re always going to be second fiddle.

  • Lesa Stefan
    Lesa Stefan 3 months ago

    Call it DC Law, brought to you by Rudi Giuliani.

  • John Smith
    John Smith 3 months ago

    Why don't you air the Trump interview where you were saying how great Trump is? #fakenews.

  • Michael Conway
    Michael Conway 3 months ago

    I don't care if Trump had sex with anyone. Literally anyone. Just stop being an embarrassing cunt in the international community. Jill Stein would sincerely do a better job.

  • ColdCanuck50
    ColdCanuck50 3 months ago

    'I Don't Even Really Look At Porn'
    That's as honest as suggesting he didn't inhale :-}

  • 6 6
    6 6 3 months ago

    There are two kinds of people in the world, those that admit to watching porn and those who do not.

  • 6 Gorillian Sea Monkeys

    Constitution advocates for death for traitors, Zionist puppets Trump and this fake pretend outrage show, we don’t like him! Says the (((media))) more gifts for Israel, later jobs! American workers at Boeing and technology, sanctions? Thanks you very much, Israel shall provide, people still watch TV, irony show up for work get applause from a machine, both suck! Unwatchable

    • Cas van der Wal
      Cas van der Wal 26 days ago

      Learn to speak English or get the fuck out, Adolf!

  • jayteean
    jayteean 3 months ago

    Trump wants this face meet more than Kim. He is always thinking what to do next to get attention to himself while everyone is talking about how much Kim wants to meet with a US President. Trump wants credit for things he has or hasn't done under his watch, that's Trump. Whether the signed piece of paper says anything substantial that doesn't matter to Trump, it is the photo ops, the news, the history of how he "got" Kim to the table that's most important to this man

  • hanh pham
    hanh pham 3 months ago

    Why are we applauding a porn star mistress who helped a man cheat on his wife. She is dispicable who want more money and 15 min of fame. I feel bad for melania in so many ways

  • Ronnie Wells
    Ronnie Wells 3 months ago

    What the fuck is wrong with these people? I can't believe they can say this shit and Trumptards just gloss over it.

  • Jace Yang
    Jace Yang 3 months ago

    this is one of those good monologues!! so funny

  • warso-spt1
    warso-spt1 3 months ago

    I swear this administration is a real life soap opera. Lol great materials for comics

  • Forwen Eymnorty
    Forwen Eymnorty 3 months ago

    I don't really look at porn is like saying I smoked marijuana but didn't inhale

  • herman greenstein
    herman greenstein 3 months ago

    1:55 were they applauding that Melania was back or did they give her the clap?

  • Nobody Special
    Nobody Special 3 months ago

    Did Colbert bitch about Giuliani when he was mayor of New York? No. So why now? Just because he's associated with Trump. Did Colbert make jokes about Trump before he was president? No, still the same guy. Where were the jokes than? Colbert's a dick. Just as nasty as the people he attacks. And glorifying a whore is pathetic.

  • Dog Wood
    Dog Wood 3 months ago

    Stephen Colbert doesn't watch porn either, he looks at himself in a mirror when he jacks off.

  • Wanderer
    Wanderer 3 months ago

    I don't even really watch this video.

  • blazen710420 blazen710420

    I know Donald Trump look at his three wives clearly showing that he likes to fool around and control the situation so he probably said that one of his wives would say that she believes in him even though he's sleeping with 2 other women but Donald Trump is a straight shooter and an honest-to-god good guy and he would never lie to was have you accepted Donald Trump as your lord and savior lol jk cuz that's what people have been saying to us but they know that he has three wives wow I 100% believe that he did have sex with a pornstar I don't think that's a big deal lots of people have sex with pornstars that's why they're pornstars what's a big deal is the fact that he's clearly lying about it was shows how dishonesty is if you haven't gotten that from him already I don't know why people follow the herd so easily it's very clear Donald Trump is what Trailer Park Boys would call greasy Donald Trump is the owner of the grease-atorium and he loves just going in and looking at all the grease that he's got and just greasing it up I'm getting ready to put on his little shit puppet show 😂😂 Trump trip drippin

  • Aiden Rawlins
    Aiden Rawlins 3 months ago

    I get the feeling this guy wants to suck Trump's dick or something cause it seems that's all he talks about

  • Francisco J Contreras
    Francisco J Contreras 3 months ago

    Rudy Giuliani: Better Call Saul.........

  • 1hourOfLove
    1hourOfLove 3 months ago +1

    Whenever someone says, "I don't EVEN REALLY look at...", you can bet they do look.

  • Paul D
    Paul D 3 months ago

    Loser Liberal City here. Cry babies. Give them some warm coco and a puppy.