John Mulaney Stand-Up Monologue - SNL

  • Published on Mar 3, 2019
  • Host John Mulaney does stand-up about his wife seeing Woody Allen while pushing their dog in a stroller, subway announcements and emergency siren sounds.
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  • #JulioJones 11
    #JulioJones 11 Day ago

    One of the most underrated comics of our generation along with Tom Segura and Kevin Bridges.

  • Joe S
    Joe S 3 days ago +1

    This is so much better if you imagine Spider-Ham saying it

  • SamHandwiches
    SamHandwiches 4 days ago

    king of showbusiness

  • Caroline Herman
    Caroline Herman 4 days ago

    He literally looks like a game show host 😂

  • Chungo
    Chungo 5 days ago

    I love seeing the musicians in the back enjoying themselves both while playing and during his jokes. Those guys deserve more recognition.

  • tejaswoman
    tejaswoman 6 days ago +1

    Watching this months later, listening to the part about the cat in cat hospice holding the rabbi's hand, and now I can't stop wondering if his tenure and Julio Torres' overlapped at all. They come up with the most amazing concepts.

  • 0 0
    0 0 7 days ago

    6:54 How does he come up with this 😂

  • Terrence Harris-Hughes

    You telling me this guy gets on stage and talks for almost 10 minutes.
    Yeah Ice it's a monologue. Hosts do them on the show. You're going to have to get used to that.

  • Terrence Harris-Hughes

    Oh I get it like how when an artist goes on stage and performs a concert.
    Yeah you got it man

  • Anthony8851
    Anthony8851 17 days ago

    2:40 Always gotta be put that at the end of anything Catholic.

  • Stanthony Spray
    Stanthony Spray 17 days ago

    God damnit he's so good

  • T Clark
    T Clark 17 days ago

    Funny dude

  • Annabel
    Annabel 19 days ago

    6:40 John Mulaney = Robert Manion

  • Derek Warren
    Derek Warren 21 day ago +1

    I've heard the sirens John Mulaney talked about. I noticed them when I visited NYC last year on Independence Day.

  • Ava xPompea
    Ava xPompea 21 day ago +1

    Nobody at all:
    Not a single soul:
    John Mulaney: I used to snort cocaine!

  • Idk Idk
    Idk Idk 21 day ago

    Doing cocaine will not make your ex-girlfriend get back together with you, but it will make her worry about you and in the end what's the difference
    -John Mulaney

  • Z1000Jeff
    Z1000Jeff 22 days ago

    I had never heard of John Mulaney before today (before you start, I'm not American and he's not big in the UK) but I've just spent my whole afternoon watching TVclip clips of him when I should have been working. Now I'm waaayyyyyy behind !

  • Jeremy Sphincter
    Jeremy Sphincter 22 days ago

    God damn this is funny. He’s got a great delivery.

  • Adam Scott
    Adam Scott 23 days ago

    That Asian woman hosting is hilarious

    ALISSA SHORT 26 days ago +4

    “It was like an old gay cat was dying!”
    I laughed so hard

  • Internet Assassin
    Internet Assassin 29 days ago

    My grandma has a dog named petunia. She’s a Weiner Dog.

    PIXELFLUX Month ago

    Mulaney is the best! People who watch shit like Schumer don't know what "funny" means :D

  • Wayne Mullaney
    Wayne Mullaney Month ago

    I'm better. I have 2 Ls in my name

  • TheLegend28
    TheLegend28 Month ago

    I love seeing the musicians laughing in the background

  • jackie
    jackie Month ago +1

    no one:
    John Mulaney: I used to do cocaine.

  • rminitials
    rminitials Month ago

    Talented af

  • Matt Boston
    Matt Boston Month ago

    He reminds me of a used car salesman lol

  • Corey Wilson
    Corey Wilson Month ago


  • jules4903
    jules4903 Month ago +1

    “oh by the way, killing a waiter in the state of new york is a class a felony. i’ll get u some bread :)”

  • detective foxley
    detective foxley Month ago

    I just realized John Mulaney looks like Lord Pendelton from Dishonored.

  • Olivia Thurman
    Olivia Thurman Month ago


  • Wolfgang Landau
    Wolfgang Landau Month ago

    I've noticed with Mulaney's performances that at the very start it takes him a second to "get into it" but once he finds it he hits the ground running and it's hilarious 😂😂😂

  • thefly21
    thefly21 Month ago

    That Asian woman was pretty damn funny.

  • dennis sweeney
    dennis sweeney Month ago +2

    I love how the musicians in the back are smiling so much

  • Jack Sibley
    Jack Sibley Month ago +2

    Mulaney acting like he didn't see Rope on opening night in 1948.

  • Nate B
    Nate B Month ago +1

    Mulaney is like one of the best comics out right now. Love his style

  • Rick S
    Rick S Month ago

    That laugh track

  • Frank McElhill
    Frank McElhill Month ago

    This is very American. I'm Irish. I just couldn't get the humour. Our standup is much more cutting.

    • Frank McElhill
      Frank McElhill Month ago

      @Natalie Freeman Thank you for your intelligent reply Natalie. An Australian woman once said to me 'For such a small nation youse have had a incredibly large impact on culture around the world'
      I should have pointed out our lack of internationally credited standup stars to her. Maybe that would've negated our contribution to literature, poetry, television, stage, music, dance & humour around the globe? But being American i know that you consider yourself to eminate from the greatest nation on earth so I guess my argument would have been both frivolous & unwanted.
      But yes thank you for your intelligent reply once again. I feel more enlightened now (& simultaneously ashamed of my own comic countryman's lack of celebrity status)
      Take care. Frank

    • Natalie Freeman
      Natalie Freeman Month ago

      Frank McElhill you're welcome. i especially love the fact that most people in the world can't name 3 Irish comedians off the top of their head but could easily name 3 great American ones. 😉 have a great day.

    • Frank McElhill
      Frank McElhill Month ago

      @Natalie Freeman Thank you Natalie

    • Natalie Freeman
      Natalie Freeman Month ago

      Frank McElhill good for you.

    • Frank McElhill
      Frank McElhill Month ago

      @Sophia Mii Firstly, thank you for the stereotype - you're like something from the Stone age. Secondly, why would we have no potatoes? The irish famine finished in 1849. Do you think it's still going on?

  • Hannah Morris
    Hannah Morris Month ago

    John mulaney circle siren is my sleep paralysis

  • Gilbert
    Gilbert Month ago

    john mulaney wants to be jewish so fucking bad lol

    EZ_GINGEY YT Month ago +1

    6:02 dont mind me just leaving this here

  • jazmine
    jazmine Month ago

    the thing that makes me laugh the most is that he probably had to practice the siren sound

  • Clashing Swords Productions-CSP

    "I used to do cocaine. I would smell it up into my nose and i'd get a high from it"
    -John Mulaney

  • senderix
    senderix Month ago +2

    John: I’m now happily married
    Audience: silence
    John: I have a French bulldog

  • Grandma Susan
    Grandma Susan Month ago +2

    Why does he look like the valedictorian your mother wanted you to date

  • R E D !
    R E D ! Month ago +8

    No one:

    John mulaney: I used to do cocaine-

    ETHAN BILLS Month ago

    That was good

  • Anxious Butterfly
    Anxious Butterfly Month ago +2

    The worst drug I can picture john mulaney doing is a bottle of flintstone gummy vitamins

  • Denise Williams
    Denise Williams Month ago

    Can’t get enough of this guy!!! Also he’s so adorable 😍

  • Syntax
    Syntax Month ago

    This asshole's about as funny as cancer of the heart.

  • 썸머가왔다Summer is here

    I'm a simple person. I see Mulan, I click. Maybe I was being too simple.

    SAILOREARTH89 Month ago +2

    I was raised Catholic his stand up speaks to me

  • Raini McRoss
    Raini McRoss Month ago

    yo you guys drew gooden's dad is funny

  • TrAiLeRpArKpiMp N
    TrAiLeRpArKpiMp N Month ago

    Epic opener!!!!!!!

  • Toasty Riceball
    Toasty Riceball Month ago

    A gay cat dying

  • L M
    L M Month ago +1

    Best opener ever. It was a terrific show too.

  • SamSamSam
    SamSamSam 2 months ago

    Surrogate child

  • Sarah Gray
    Sarah Gray 2 months ago

    I recently moved to nyc, so I found it wonderfully satisfying to understand all his references

  • sugar gay ???
    sugar gay ??? 2 months ago

    yo these captions are fucking wild

  • joNNboiMuHfucKA
    joNNboiMuHfucKA 2 months ago +1

    Love him