Joe Rogan Experience #1304 - Brendan Schaub

  • Published on May 24, 2019
  • Brendan Schaub is a mixed martial artist, former pro football player, and comedian. He hosts a podcast with Bryan Callen called “The Fighter & The Kid” and "The King & The Sting" with Theo Von both available on iTunes. His comedy special "You'd Be Surprised" is available now on Showtime.

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  • Gaming TechTV
    Gaming TechTV 10 hours ago

    Brendan @29 minutes : " Im balls deep in JonBenet". Poor word choice.

  • Brian Smith
    Brian Smith 16 hours ago

    These two cunts ain’t even funny joe giving advice on how to be a good comic wish some cunt would tell him

  • trent osborn
    trent osborn Day ago

    Wow two ppl that don't know shit about population control and global warming is bs

  • Louie Reda
    Louie Reda 2 days ago

    How can a guy like Schaub get a comedy special when there are so many more "real" comics out there who have to wait years to get one? Rogan should have a talk with him about leaving comedy because this guy is not a comic. Such a tool.

  • Phil M
    Phil M 2 days ago

    This is a weird podcast

  • Phil M
    Phil M 2 days ago

    Santino is a real comic

  • Phil M
    Phil M 2 days ago

    I have never listen to

  • Phil M
    Phil M 2 days ago

    Why not be confused by what bob lazar says

  • Lost Forevermore
    Lost Forevermore 2 days ago

    Carl's Jr. Guacamole burger everyday

  • Kyron Frain
    Kyron Frain 4 days ago +1

    Someone needs to educate Joe and Brendan on how a 10 second count works

  • CritFiend
    CritFiend 4 days ago

    Brendon “Balls deep in JonBenet” Schaub

  • K G
    K G 5 days ago +4

    Whenever these two clowns get together it’s a barrage of:
    “Scary, scary bro. High level scary bro. Crazy high level jiu jitsu bro. So different high level technique bro. High level scary monster broooooo”

  • Rapportus5
    Rapportus5 6 days ago

    I think Marc Goddard is the best ref working in MMA and the UFC these days. Herb is a close 2nd, but Marc is so on his game 99% of time hes the perfect successor to Big John.

  • Mandy Vieira
    Mandy Vieira 7 days ago

    Something is off with Joe and Brendan chemistry I feel Joe thinks he’s his elder and kind of talks down to him Brendan basically had to kiss his ass for Joe to get a good rhythm going knock it off Joe you don’t know everything and younger people believe it or not can teach you

  • 1 spin
    1 spin 7 days ago +2

    1:29:21...i jumped in my supra turbo 🤣👏 classic car!

  • Kermit the Frog
    Kermit the Frog 7 days ago +1

    I cringe so hard every time Joe makes smootching noises at the end of the podcast....

    • Ol'lead-foot
      Ol'lead-foot 6 days ago

      He's a queer I believe he is closeted homosexual

  • Embryohusk
    Embryohusk 8 days ago

    how does any1 believe these 2 guys are straight?

  • angry brit
    angry brit 8 days ago

    Brendan sounding like AOC 😂

  • Ryan
    Ryan 8 days ago

    I wish my friends were as supportive as joe. Also having a comedy superstar friend that can get you started in the biz is nice.

  • Kermit the Frog
    Kermit the Frog 8 days ago

    That Blantons is really good. Cant touch a good aged michters or pappy

  • Nima Mansouri
    Nima Mansouri 8 days ago


  • Larry Myers
    Larry Myers 8 days ago

    Brendan is a phaggit

  • ORO
    ORO 9 days ago

    Ferrari makes just north of 8,000 cars a year, looking to do 10,000 in the near future

  • ORO
    ORO 9 days ago +1

    +15 points to Brendan for knowing what an F12 TdF is

  • Joshua Gaffney
    Joshua Gaffney 9 days ago

    Brendan Schaub, I think the reason you dont hear about Roy Jones Jr, is because the world of Boxing is very hard on their fighters, once you get beat 3-4 times it seems like people will just not give a fuck...for some reason it seems, MMA is more forgiving of their fighters...

  • div inity
    div inity 9 days ago

    Joe saying 'there are podcasts out there that still cut to a commercial, you guys don't do that, do you?' in the middle of a podcast with 4 ad breaks is upside down land personified.

  • Stella Blue
    Stella Blue 10 days ago

    Shout out to Blanton's, stuff is awesome!

  • Brett Baratheon
    Brett Baratheon 11 days ago

    How true Brendans words were about Cowboy. Fighting back to back with no break, Tony smoked him. You were right Brenda!

  • Dr.perspectiveX
    Dr.perspectiveX 11 days ago

    Damm never knew sergey kovalev killed a boxer by tko. How do they skip that part like that..

  • gregory hines
    gregory hines 11 days ago

    Problem: The whales are dying, there is too many people.
    Solution: Move to Australia and shoot the crocodiles.
    Me: Brendan is actually retarded

  • John Tynan
    John Tynan 11 days ago

    The comments have me in stitchs of laughter😂😂😂

  • Noah Noronha
    Noah Noronha 11 days ago

    "Why people wouldn't agree on which side of the road to drive on?" Maybe for the same reason they don't agree in the same measurement system....

  • avalanchesoul
    avalanchesoul 11 days ago

    Joe plays humble around scientists but goes into teacher mode when he thinks someone is dumber than him. I'm guessing that's why he's such a contrarian with Brendan but it can be argued that Brendan is on course to be more successful than Joe. He's not dumb, and he shouldn't treat him as if he is.
    And people thinks he just agrees with everything but that is inaccurate. He sticks to his guns when it matters, the rest of the time he doesn't care. It's that attitude that's made him successful in so many areas. Also, for comedians and improvisers it's called "yes and." Joe can learn from that instead contradicting himself as often as he does just to be contrary.

  • avalanchesoul
    avalanchesoul 11 days ago

    Levels upon levels upon levels.... Oh shut up. GSP said it best, you're only the better fighter that night.

  • Bob Bobby
    Bob Bobby 11 days ago

    Wow this is something new😑

  • T Roundito
    T Roundito 12 days ago

    Brendan telling that Theo koala story shows he’s working on his comedy and making progress. He’s humble and down to earth and working hard

  • Karaoke Wayward Son
    Karaoke Wayward Son 12 days ago

    Tito’s is good. I get it. What’s a check for something like that? 5K? 10?

  • Karaoke Wayward Son
    Karaoke Wayward Son 12 days ago

    Santino’s really goin for those republicans huh

  • Karaoke Wayward Son
    Karaoke Wayward Son 12 days ago

    It’s just dirty

  • Karaoke Wayward Son
    Karaoke Wayward Son 12 days ago

    Let’s say your Sears manager...

  • 고등 지능 ODINS trash

    Ralph Bakshi is the best animator of your generation Rogan
    Watch the film COONSKIN then get back to us

  • Joshua Wood
    Joshua Wood 12 days ago

    Brendan “three man horse race” shaub

  • Emmet Ward
    Emmet Ward 13 days ago

    Joe and schaub's stand-up is shit lol

  • kyle griffin
    kyle griffin 13 days ago

    @1:55:13 is the party, look at that fuckin joint.

  • pd speh
    pd speh 13 days ago

    1:15:00 - What Succes truly is - Bob Dylan

  • pd speh
    pd speh 13 days ago +1

    2:09:49 Words to live by for all of us - Just because you fail doesn't you quit

  • Moist Peanut
    Moist Peanut 13 days ago

    I thought Rogan was about to tell him to quit comedy

  • nyk31
    nyk31 13 days ago

    Ya, why don't those goofy people people come to an agreement about driving on the right side of the road?? **forgets about Fahrenheit and the non-metric number system**

  • Paul Pichugin
    Paul Pichugin 13 days ago +4

    There are no crocodiles in the centre of Australia, it is just desert, salt bush, sand, red dirt and rocks...

    • Bird
      Bird 9 days ago

      And crocodiles.

  • Daniel Jacobs
    Daniel Jacobs 13 days ago

    30 min mark: "I'm balls deep in Jon Benet".

  • TheUrbanSoldier
    TheUrbanSoldier 13 days ago +2

    Joe "why do they keep giving me middle names" Rogan

  • Shotgun Matt
    Shotgun Matt 13 days ago

    I'm kind of glad but also sad that i'm not the only one having bad dreams lately.. But I fuck those bitches up.

  • Cal Bonar
    Cal Bonar 13 days ago

    Brendan “I’ve run out of “material” Schaub”

  • Cal Bonar
    Cal Bonar 13 days ago

    Right off the bat Rogan low key shitting on Schaubs special

  • M. S.
    M. S. 14 days ago

    Amazing how STOOPID Schaub is .... Rogan too for that matter .... at 8:36 ---- they discuss global warming. Really ????? Mt. Etna recently exploded. It put 10,000 times the CO2 into the atmosphere that mankind has in our entire time on this planet. You are being lied to. Wake up to these globalist schills. They have an agenda ... and its not to your benefit.

  • Cokane
    Cokane 14 days ago +1

    There is a certain freedom of driving. Driving high and drunk and making it home is a story to tell it’s an experience u won’t forget. And listening to music in a car with a killer system no better way to listen to music

  • Adam Golden
    Adam Golden 14 days ago

    39 years in Gainesville and I've heard of a gator eating a pet maybe twice at most. Don't be a bitch.

  • N A
    N A 14 days ago

    as a rogan fan...schaub is truly cringe worthy and unbearable...dude is trying his hardest to be a carbon copy of joe

  • N A
    N A 14 days ago

    for fucks sake shcaub, will u stop with the fuckin yes man shit! do u ever have ur own opinion or out look?!

  • SamuelTheFox
    SamuelTheFox 14 days ago

    God dammit I hate brendan shwab he is the constant reminder of how much life is just unfair BS fucking hell

  • Stephen Jolly
    Stephen Jolly 15 days ago

    Wanted to see Schaubs new special couldn’t find it.... you know it sucks bad if no one even attempts to pirate it.

  • Thunderonyuh
    Thunderonyuh 15 days ago

    Uriah is running alpha male into the ground. He’s fired all his great head coaches for dumb reasons. His ego is ruining his team and gym. That’s a huge reason y everyone is leaving that team.

  • Korey Ross
    Korey Ross 16 days ago +2

    JOE you need to grow some balls. Learn about "Fair Use" when it comes to copyright law. If someone claims your video, challenge those fucks. You have 5.5M subscribers, TVclip will side with you 10 times out of 10. Everytime I hear you say "tHeYrE gOnNa PuLl Us OfF yOuTuBe" I fucking cringe.

  • Miss Mew
    Miss Mew 16 days ago

    No, Brendan. The suicide rate is not much higher in teenage girls. Educate yourself please

  • nowr2run
    nowr2run 17 days ago

    Did Theo have a baby with Tom Segura's wife Christina ?

  • keepleft
    keepleft 17 days ago

    29:43 .....AAAaand the "Absolute WORST Use of a Figure of Speech in Human History" Award goes toooo.....Mister! Brendan! Schaauuuub!!! Congratulations my man!!

  • Nathan Sims
    Nathan Sims 18 days ago +1


    • Bird
      Bird 9 days ago


  • CrazyMo Show
    CrazyMo Show 18 days ago

    Nah the driving on the right side of the road (which is the left) is because the uk (Me) founded Australia and used it as one big prison x

  • impractical smoker
    impractical smoker 18 days ago

    When did he mention Bobby lee

  • Wilson Burchfield
    Wilson Burchfield 19 days ago

    Thought the special was good. Keep developing your craft!

  • 817JOVANY
    817JOVANY 19 days ago

    Whopper with cheese the best burger? Obviously they've never had Whataburger before 🔥

    • Bird
      Bird 16 days ago

      whopper w/ cheese without pickles is fucking bomb

  • jayukmusic
    jayukmusic 19 days ago

    Germany invented the first car in 1885 not America.
    And the UK has the most organised and safest roads in the world.
    Maybe America could learn from Europe

  • MICHAEL Hernandez
    MICHAEL Hernandez 19 days ago

    Blanton's is 250 a bottle

  • Michael McHugh
    Michael McHugh 20 days ago

    Johnnie walker white walker whiskey is pretty common just about everywhere

  • Drew Ott
    Drew Ott 20 days ago

    I’m smoking pot it’s in my ear

  • DJ. JUSTUS6197
    DJ. JUSTUS6197 20 days ago

    Does Shcaub talk about his new kid?

  • whole27
    whole27 20 days ago +1

    I Love when Brendan is on Joe's podcast but hate Brendan on his own podcasts. Anyone else too?
    He is a much more chill, cool guy when he is with Joe and a complete loud, obnoxious asshole on his own podcast. Interrupts Brian constantly, thinks he is always right, way off on predictions, etc. But i always look forward to Brendan on Joe's podcast!

  • Joe Herrera
    Joe Herrera 21 day ago

    Have u ever tried to get Jim carry on your show....

  • Brett Baratheon
    Brett Baratheon 21 day ago +4

    I’m here after Ruiz DESTROYED AJ. The AJ dickriding can now end from Joey.

  • Midknight1124
    Midknight1124 21 day ago +1

    Joe needs to stop with that whole "Francis KOd Overeem". Overeem WAS great, but was on the decline when Francis got him....Big Foot Silva also KO'd Overeem....sooooo what does that tell you

    • Oopdots Is me
      Oopdots Is me 20 days ago

      Midknight1124 you right but I think it’s more the way he was KOd... Francis knocked Overeem into another dimension haha

  • Eric Talkington
    Eric Talkington 21 day ago

    He's right on the intent of a word you use. Like the word fag. I call straight people fags all the time, but I would never call a gay person that. If someone says that's a bad ass bitch, that's a compliment. If someone says a girl is just a fucking bitch, that's meant to be derogatory.

  • Eric Talkington
    Eric Talkington 21 day ago

    Rogan has custom cars but he has shit like a 65 Corvette Stingray so that's bad ass. Ferrari doesn't want just anyone driving their shit and I say more power to them. Fuck their rides lol

  • Eric Talkington
    Eric Talkington 21 day ago

    I could do without any Bugatti or Ferrari or Lamborghini or anything else like that or luxory cars like a Benz or BMW or whatever. I'll take a 1969 Boss Mustang any day of the week no matter what. Also, I've heard if you want a new Ferrari you have to own a used one first or you can't buy a new one.

  • Eric Talkington
    Eric Talkington 21 day ago

    I always assumed people drove on the left side of the road in Australia because Britain claimed that island and used it for a place to send prisoners or anyone they wanted out of the way. They even have the United Kingdom flag in their flag so I always assumed that was why. I found out a couple years ago that most of the world drives on the right side and only a few countries drive on the left. I guess that is one thing America adopted that is used by others. Everything here is miles and yards and inches instead of kilometers meters and centimeters lol.

  • Brad Brad
    Brad Brad 21 day ago

    Rogan cannget views with anyone..why bring schaub on quite a bit..he brings shit to the show...theres a million people to have on before him over n oover

  • Bastian Ludvig Mikkelsen

    It dosent mean anything, Thats why i Got a gold rolex, but it dosent matter....

  • Thapelo Afrika
    Thapelo Afrika 21 day ago

    Brendan: Aren't there parts of Africa and Australia that no one lives there? We could just colonize those places.......LOL dumb ass

  • Lost Forevermore
    Lost Forevermore 21 day ago

    TF is wrong with the lighting Joe?

  • SimpsonMusic Productions

    35:22 'Gay' meaning 'Lame' or 'Not that good'. Not meant to be offensive to homosexuals.. everybody just relax.. move on.. nothing to see here..

  • NumbersAndSports
    NumbersAndSports 22 days ago

    Ahh man, I don't dislike Brendan. I respect his hustle and I always tune into his and other podcasts with him but god damn that special was not good. It makes me wonder if he got the opportunity based off his connections , who he knows and just having a name out there rather then his actual comedy talent.

  • Jahosephat Grundy
    Jahosephat Grundy 22 days ago

    Brendan is a fucking idiot , his voice rots brains.

  • Seth Clements
    Seth Clements 22 days ago

    So tired of seeing and hearing that mouth breather Schaub....

  • Tee Bee
    Tee Bee 22 days ago

    Brendan "I love FUCKING Mighty Mouse" Schaub

  • Tee Bee
    Tee Bee 22 days ago

    Joe "they don't know" Rogan. Who gives a fuck if they know or not. Obviously what were doing now isn't working with saving the planet so why not do something else or at least try something else. Fucking simpleton.

  • josephthemighty
    josephthemighty 22 days ago

    So obnoxious. "Look at my watch. I'm rich guys bit whatever". What a twat.

  • Aaron McQuoid
    Aaron McQuoid 22 days ago +1

    Brendan looks like Emre Can of Juventus

  • Caleb Medeiros
    Caleb Medeiros 22 days ago

    Stop trying to make transgenderism sound normal

  • Midknight1124
    Midknight1124 22 days ago

    5 guys for the win. Burger King though? Common Shaub

    • Brett Baratheon
      Brett Baratheon 21 day ago

      5 guys is so wildly overpriced it’s crazy. Honestly, it’s ok but not that ok.

  • SonikBlu23
    SonikBlu23 22 days ago +3

    Joe Rogan for the past 3 podcast be like.. “cough cough COUGH COUGH COUHFJDJSJNBDHDDHDJ!! 😑

  • DrMario Pepper
    DrMario Pepper 22 days ago

    Joe “I save dead peoples voicemails” Rogan