HAZBIN HOTEL -"Morning Report" -(CLIP)-

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  • Published on Dec 4, 2018
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    Meet Katie and Tom; 666 News’ top anchors. Despite being the “go-to” station for all of Hell’s going-ons, they still can't seem to find an engineer who can use a green screen correctly. Or at least one who actually wants to make them look good.
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  • senpai springgirlfnaf.
    senpai springgirlfnaf. 17 hours ago

    Limp dick jackass

  • lemøn lime
    lemøn lime 17 hours ago

    wait no i want to find out what happened at the zoo

  • Janine Guo
    Janine Guo 17 hours ago

    Video title: Morning report
    First words of the video: Good afternoon

  • Kingston Rains
    Kingston Rains 17 hours ago

    Poor robot dude☹️

  • im in too many fandoms
    im in too many fandoms 17 hours ago

    W H O O P S

  • Baku Bro
    Baku Bro 17 hours ago

    JESUS CHRIST THE TEXT BELOW IS FUCKING GREAT XD

  • Samanta Asame
    Samanta Asame 17 hours ago

    ggg pobre Tom

  • Ararisu
    Ararisu 17 hours ago +1

    "Suck it up ya little bitch"
    At this point in time...

    I died.

  • Soundbox3214
    Soundbox3214 18 hours ago +1

    Why isn't this on TV already?

  • PurplePartyTiger :D
    PurplePartyTiger :D 18 hours ago

    For those who could not read the flowy text:BREAKING NEWS: A LARGE-SCALE TURF WAR IS UNDERWAY IN PENTAGRAM CITY BETWEEN SIR PENTIOUS AND CHERRI BOMB. THE SURROUNDING AREAS ARE COVERED IN DEBRIS, SO PLEASE AVOID DOWNTOWN ON YOUR COMMUTE TODAY. TRAFFIC IS 'HELLA' BACKED UP. GET IT? 'HELL', BUT WITH AN *A* AT THE END? THAT'S A WORD YOUNGER PEOPLE SEEM TO ENJOY USING. I DON'T REALLY LIKE IT THOUGH. I WROTE IT BECAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE THE NATURAL KIND OF PUN TO MAKE FOR THIS SITUATION, BUT NOW THAT I SEE IT IN TEXT, I FEEL LIKE IT WAS A MISTAKE. A MISTAKE I CAN'T TAKE BACK...LIKE CHEATING ON MY WIFE. I'M SO SORRY MARTHA. I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT, BUT YOU DID GAIN A LOT OF WEIGHT AFTER THE BABY AND I REALLY NEEDED SOME SPACE. YOU KNOW WHAT? NO, THAT WAS A GOOD CALL. I BANGED THE CLEANING LADY, AND THAT WAS A PRETTY NICE TIME. EVEN THOUGH SHE LAUGHED AT ME WHEN I TOLD HER I COULDN'T GET OFF UNLESS SHE LICKED MY FOOT FIRST. I DON'T SEE HOW THAT'S A WEIRD REQUEST. MAYBE IF I'D JUST GOTTEN A HOOKER SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE AGREEABLE. THE POINT IS MY WIFE WAS A F***ING B****. ONE TIME WE WENT TO THE ZOO AND I GOT REALLY MAD BECAUSE I THOUGHT THE ORANGUTAN WAS MAKING FUN OF ME. HE KEPT DOING THAT STUPID DUCK LIP FACE? THE ONE WHERE THEIR LIPS GET ALL PUCKERED? THEN IT STARTS SCREAMING, AND THAT REALLY PISSED ME OFF. MY WIFE TOLD ME IT WAS JUST A MONKEY AND TO 'CALM DOWN'. SO I WENT TO --

  • Puddin' will Sketch
    Puddin' will Sketch 18 hours ago

    I put the speed at .25x and read all the little captions flying past at the bottom. 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏

  • Zenkua
    Zenkua 18 hours ago

    The cuss words shook me but im glad your making a funny inappropriate cartoon and not the normal boring kind, just watch out kids were gonna be going for a crazy ride.

  • L.J.X Loves ink
    L.J.X Loves ink 18 hours ago

    Her m O O d just changed, so quickly

  • Roxana Cabrera
    Roxana Cabrera 18 hours ago +1

    Like 👍si hablas español 💙👑😍👍 va a estar padrisima la serie 😍wow!que gran trabajo💙💙👑👑😍😍👍👍

  • Zion Y.
    Zion Y. 18 hours ago

    Oh my fucking god I love the text going by under the reporters

  • B113
    B113 18 hours ago

    I would buy this if I had money... fucking drugs...

  • AvatarofConfusion
    AvatarofConfusion 18 hours ago

    Perfection.

  • Moist Owlette
    Moist Owlette 18 hours ago +1

    *SUCK IT UP YA LITTLE BITCH*

  • Alexius the Wandering
    Alexius the Wandering 18 hours ago +1

    Suck it up you little bitch - Me during midterms

  • Kayla
    Kayla 18 hours ago

    Oof I knew that drawing of Cherry Bomb was Krooked Glasses yesssssss

  • Your local asshole
    Your local asshole 19 hours ago

    0:29 ...same

  • Cups Sweet Angels818
    Cups Sweet Angels818 19 hours ago

    *why is the text below more funny than the actual report XD* 😂👌🏽👏🏼😅

  • Whatever I Want Channel

    News guy reminds me of Pave being a perv and then getting his balls kicked by Maddie
    He’d fall to the ground and the entire drama group would laugh. Good times.

  • Whatever I Want Channel
    Whatever I Want Channel 19 hours ago +1

    They hate each other so much i’m in love

  • Necøex 2013
    Necøex 2013 19 hours ago

    I AM LAUGHING TO HARD I HAD TO STOP IN BETWEEN THIS COMMENT MORE THAN 10 TIMES

  • Youtube Boi
    Youtube Boi 19 hours ago +1

    The news lady seems nice 😋

  • BadHairDay Nunya
    BadHairDay Nunya 19 hours ago

    Damn, Katy..

  • Андрей Баконин

    Is that the Pyro Class from game Team Fortress 2?

  • flipmane
    flipmane 19 hours ago +1

    "Suck it up you little bitch"

  • Kernel Korn
    Kernel Korn 20 hours ago

    I want to see a reference to hitler somewhere in this show

  • Ryok
    Ryok 20 hours ago

    Let's appreciate Tom plz

  • crim.rose15
    crim.rose15 20 hours ago

    Why isn't this on trending??????

  • Harry TM
    Harry TM 20 hours ago

    The gray color on the left hand is part of skin or clothes?

  • Coco Courtski
    Coco Courtski 20 hours ago

    i only watch real news

  • Moon Rocks
    Moon Rocks 20 hours ago

    YO HOW DID THE MONKEY STORY END????

  • Midnight Silhouette
    Midnight Silhouette 20 hours ago

    Reading the headline at the bottom really gives one rollercoaster of a story. Can’t wait for the pilot episode to come out!!

  • Slippy
    Slippy 20 hours ago

    Oh my god the text at the bottom

  • I Like Kitkats
    I Like Kitkats 20 hours ago

    Why do I want to hug all your characters?

  • Snickety Coolstone
    Snickety Coolstone 20 hours ago

    Would make sense to have the Onion as local news
    Also... WHY DID THEY TYPE THAT NAME?!?!

  • Mckenzie .Latham
    Mckenzie .Latham 20 hours ago

    tom trench looks like a character from Ralph bakshie's wizards

  • instamaticoffe
    instamaticoffe 20 hours ago

    Fuck you martha!

  • cakesforsnake s
    cakesforsnake s 20 hours ago

    mothernature is katie i am tom trench but saying im not making babies this month and the coffee is cramps

  • Mitsu Chan
    Mitsu Chan 20 hours ago +1

    Hell is....one hell of a place alright.

  • Warriors Forever
    Warriors Forever 21 hour ago

    lol *RIP*

  • ChesCaJ
    ChesCaJ 21 hour ago

    What the--? No! What happened with the orangutan?
    What a cruel tease man.

  • D'hani Gary
    D'hani Gary 21 hour ago +1

    suck it up you little bitch

  • Blackie Sootfur
    Blackie Sootfur 21 hour ago +1

    "aaaugh not again"

  • Daishelle Duckett
    Daishelle Duckett 21 hour ago

    OMG I CANT WAIT FOR 2019

  • Heartwell Roots
    Heartwell Roots 21 hour ago

    you did a fantastic job at showing that these demons fucking hate each other.
    nice.

  • SaltyCrackerz 101
    SaltyCrackerz 101 22 hours ago

    I would love to see that everyday irl...

  • John StienBec
    John StienBec 22 hours ago

    fake news smh

  • John StienBec
    John StienBec 22 hours ago

    i only get my news from a reliable source

  • probablylucille™
    probablylucille™ 22 hours ago

    *_DAMN_*

  • Kiwi Holmes
    Kiwi Holmes 22 hours ago

    Top 50 Trending. Great job!!!!

  • Crazy n' Chaos Productions

    Can't wait for the full series.

  • Imgonnafuckyou withacactus

    YEZZZZZ

  • Edward Na
    Edward Na 22 hours ago

    Quick question, when will the Hazbin Hotel pilot episode be ready?

  • AnonymousFox
    AnonymousFox 22 hours ago

    Yes

  • BitterBxtch
    BitterBxtch 22 hours ago

    Who loves Tom Trench more then life itself?

  • ParadoxGaming
    ParadoxGaming 22 hours ago

    Zazu in the background: "THIS IS THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNING REPORT! GIVES YOU THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG AND THE SHORT!!!!"

  • Dawn May
    Dawn May 22 hours ago

    The things they are talking about at the bottom though. Pff-

  • ManiacGamers321
    ManiacGamers321 22 hours ago

    no dick just like my dog

  • ShaBon
    ShaBon 22 hours ago

    *I love it*

  • old geezer
    old geezer 22 hours ago

    The guy that wrote the headlines at the bottom is my new favorite character

  • Harby Franco Fernandez
    Harby Franco Fernandez 22 hours ago

    No idea who you are but congrats on trending

  • Broken Marionette
    Broken Marionette 22 hours ago

    The cleaning lady huh?

  • Lisa Clown
    Lisa Clown 22 hours ago

    There is a "hella" lot of trafick in down town

  • the fluffy Octopus
    the fluffy Octopus 23 hours ago

    I'd like to nail Toms hot-spot

  • Minx _6
    Minx _6 23 hours ago +1

    This is awesome! XXDDD

  • Yoruichi Shihouin
    Yoruichi Shihouin 23 hours ago

    Ooooh this was great!!!

  • TFAsonicfan
    TFAsonicfan 23 hours ago

    Oh my God it just keeps getting better and better😂
    Keep up the good work!!👏👏

  • Creative Notebook
    Creative Notebook 23 hours ago

    Or should I say- *no dick*

  • TwiliPoe
    TwiliPoe 23 hours ago

    Martha took the fucking kids

  • Usernames are overrated.

    “666 News”
    *( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)*

  • babydollanimats
    babydollanimats 23 hours ago

    😂😂😂

  • Daniel Henkelman
    Daniel Henkelman 23 hours ago

    I guess we'll never know how the zoo story ends

  • Will Doodle For Dorritos

    I think I just DIED LAUGHING

  • Brebel Appliance
    Brebel Appliance 23 hours ago +1

    Can we get a big L for Tom Trench?

  • Madeleine Anglin
    Madeleine Anglin 23 hours ago

    Katie is my spirit animal

  • Mitten Kitten
    Mitten Kitten Day ago

    I want that magical mug that contains every thing I need to be successful in life

  • Sqoosh
    Sqoosh Day ago

    IS ANYONE READING THE TEXT AT THE BOTTOM

  • Ultra Sexy Chipotle

    I love the bars down below really 😂😂👌

  • catburrito bird
    catburrito bird Day ago

    huh hell has better news than us
    wonder what cartoons are like
    ('_')

  • William mitchell

    Has the first episode been released yet?

  • William mitchell

    I am so gonna like this show

  • Jean -Bøy KirsteinX_X

    The traffic is hella backed up lmaoo

  • Random Girl
    Random Girl Day ago

    * pours tea/coffee/whatever the hell that is *
    Or should I say, No Dick?
    The end had me dead. "Suck it up, you little bitch"

  • SaltAndPapyrus
    SaltAndPapyrus Day ago

    I'm loving the text story at the bottom i need more of that lmao

  • Ember Firestone
    Ember Firestone Day ago

    That’s funny as hell

  • KitsyMitSy Kat
    KitsyMitSy Kat Day ago

    Omg this is so well made!!

  • Dapper Lemur
    Dapper Lemur Day ago

    "I'm so sorry Martha"
    yeah
    s u r e

  • Trash Bird
    Trash Bird Day ago

    O shit Krooked Glasses?

  • [GD]S h a d o w
    [GD]S h a d o w Day ago

    Me being me saying, "IS THAT PYRO?!"

  • NicoM Pictures®

    Can't help but notice all men suffer in hell... but like. Only men?

  • i make memes using imovie

    *READ THE TEXT ITS SO FUNNY*

  • The Pickliest Pickle

    This is. Gonna be. G r e a t

  • Songs of Sorrow
    Songs of Sorrow Day ago

    SUCK IT UP YOU LITTLE BITCH

  • President of YouTube

    0:05 puns that ww1 enthusiasts an always enjoy

  • Alyssa Cleto
    Alyssa Cleto Day ago

    Hell yeah