Casually Explained: How to Read the Stock Market

  • Published on Jul 5, 2018
  • This video will help you learn what to do in case you accidentally make a return on your investment. See you in the Mediterranean.
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  • nkosi mbokazi
    nkosi mbokazi 7 days ago

    Bro i love your videos and delivery and i'd like to take part!

  • VanAesthetics
    VanAesthetics 8 days ago


  • Omkar pandit
    Omkar pandit 8 days ago

    RIP to those who actually want to learn the stock market.

  • MilkyBoi
    MilkyBoi 10 days ago

    This is r/wallstreebets summed up in one video

  • Hamzaz Zamreek
    Hamzaz Zamreek 11 days ago

    You Dont.

  • Steven Schmitt
    Steven Schmitt 12 days ago

    It will never fail, invest in bitcoin NOW

  • valenpresh
    valenpresh 12 days ago +2

    Since I started trading ive never seen a better account manager than the burmah experts

  • Pasin Sukumalchan
    Pasin Sukumalchan 14 days ago +1

    I love that when you make some jokes that normal people probably wouldn’t understand but I do. It make me feels smart.

  • Trio Gaming
    Trio Gaming 14 days ago

    You don't

  • Butter_NUT
    Butter_NUT 14 days ago +1

    All I know is *STEVE AND DAVE USE **_ETORO_*

  • Jacob Hood
    Jacob Hood 16 days ago +14

    So I took your advice and bought and sold AMD making about +50%
    Thanks mate

  • bItCh lAsAgNa
    bItCh lAsAgNa 17 days ago +1

    More educational than the shit I learn in the classroom, thanks man 👌🏻

  • Taco_Man
    Taco_Man 17 days ago

    Thanks for the help.

  • RyNiuu
    RyNiuu 17 days ago +1

    For me the funniest thing was "how to short myself" xDDD

  • Thorn Palmer
    Thorn Palmer 17 days ago

    Lmao what

  • Robert Bringardner
    Robert Bringardner 19 days ago +2

    As a second year master of finance student I can confirm

    • Robert Bringardner
      Robert Bringardner 17 days ago

      @Carl James depends on the options my guy. You can sell a put but you'd be crazy to sell a call without any insurance

    • Carl James
      Carl James 18 days ago

      lol. bro , do u even short options ?

  • Carson Decker
    Carson Decker 21 day ago

    I appreciate the melee reference.

  • Joe Rogerson
    Joe Rogerson 21 day ago

    Ooga bogga?

  • ross
    ross 25 days ago

    90% sure that nobody else got the “4 stock” melee reference (i assume it was a reference)

  • yung Jenny
    yung Jenny 25 days ago

    That 4 Stock pun can not be valued enough

  • Brandon Escobedo
    Brandon Escobedo Month ago +2

    This guy legit predicted AMD's 105% increase when he released this video in July 2018...

  • sound6584
    sound6584 Month ago

    I know it's probably complicated.

  • Marcus Dagostino
    Marcus Dagostino Month ago

    i’ve owned all of the sample stocks that were used😂

  • Jason Cole
    Jason Cole Month ago +3

    Patrick Brown has been the reason behind my success in stock trading

    • Lynn maria
      Lynn maria Month ago

      I'm on my way to millions. Never had a doubt in my mind.

    • Sam Bliz
      Sam Bliz Month ago

      since i started trading i haven't seen a manager who impresses me like Mr. Patrick Brown

    • Luzia Mike
      Luzia Mike Month ago

      wow you also trade with Mr Pat Brown , that guy is a genius he keeps making huge profit

  • Avatarbee
    Avatarbee Month ago

    Thank you for explaining what the word "bullish" means. Now after 23 years of confusion I finally understand what the economics advision of the industrialization in civ 2 was talking about

  • Luiz___ MK
    Luiz___ MK Month ago

    Well, go for both it is. Thanks for the advice

  • Dog Cabbageboy
    Dog Cabbageboy 2 months ago

    That dog joke was wild

  • YoungRay Beats
    YoungRay Beats 2 months ago

    I am confusion

  • Comedy bubblegum
    Comedy bubblegum 2 months ago

    Higher quaility Canadian/american sounding gradeaundera

  • Air Bear
    Air Bear 2 months ago

    Oh I thought it said black market

  • David O.
    David O. 2 months ago

    What do you uses if you want to invest in the stock market. Like what website or place?

    • Wojtek The Bear
      Wojtek The Bear 2 months ago

      Usually whatever bank you currently have an account with will also have an investing arm which you can open an account with. There are also online sites like Ameritrade, E-Trade, etc. Finally a bunch of apps you can download on your phone have been getting popular like Robinhood, Acorn, and Stash. I'm not endorsing any of them though; just listing options.

  • Anton Luka Šijanec
    Anton Luka Šijanec 2 months ago

    rip bitcoin

  • Thumbs Up
    Thumbs Up 2 months ago

    Better than Cramer.

  • Alejandro Zamora
    Alejandro Zamora 3 months ago

    This is called cryptocurrency 😂😂

  • Infamous Pilgrim21
    Infamous Pilgrim21 3 months ago +19

    I was dead as soon as he said "this is called getting 4 stocked"

  • RandomDealer
    RandomDealer 3 months ago

    My Christ...this is one of the best ones. 😂😂

  • WashiestDrop198
    WashiestDrop198 3 months ago

    Me at 1:16: wait this whole video is bs isn’t it

  • A G
    A G 4 months ago

    As a stock trader I find this very funny

  • Bilel Taktak
    Bilel Taktak 4 months ago

    Getting 4 stocked huh?

  • Kyle Gamez
    Kyle Gamez 4 months ago

    : D

  • Evil Gary
    Evil Gary 4 months ago

    Yo, penny stocks brah. Only costs a penny brah.

  • Joseph Leisure
    Joseph Leisure 4 months ago


  • John -117
    John -117 4 months ago

    You are strong and wise and I'm proud to be subbed to you.

  • farles777
    farles777 4 months ago

    Technical analysis is financial snake oil

  • Leo
    Leo 4 months ago

    “This is called getting 4 stocked”

  • Max Mustermann
    Max Mustermann 4 months ago

    I don‘t think, that daytraiding can lead to success on a longer term. But the Cryptocurrency joke killed me 😂😂

    • Xxxxxxhan
      Xxxxxxhan 2 months ago

      Max Mustermann yea it can there are multiple day traders it’s just significant harder

  • Spooner
    Spooner 4 months ago

    Was this sponsored by Robinhood?

  • OZX7S
    OZX7S 4 months ago

    It's not a loss until you sell.

  • TheCookieCrusader
    TheCookieCrusader 4 months ago +79

    "This is called getting 4 stocked" I actually love you

  • Bryan Rigby
    Bryan Rigby 4 months ago

    Just buy stocks that give you a 10% of return

  • Joshua Hagen
    Joshua Hagen 4 months ago +1

    *sponsored by Robinhood* I see what they did there AI

  • Leo V.
    Leo V. 4 months ago

    Casually Explained: Pyramid schemes. BITCONNEEEEEEEECT

  • KonanXYZ
    KonanXYZ 4 months ago

    Got an ad for trading.

  • Lili Koch
    Lili Koch 5 months ago

    I understand nothing

  • Holy Balls
    Holy Balls 5 months ago


  • Jack of all traders
    Jack of all traders 5 months ago +1

    Hmmmm. Sounds like math class

  • Álvaro López
    Álvaro López 5 months ago

    What happened to Quant? :c

  • T Sinatra
    T Sinatra 5 months ago


  • Fin Payne
    Fin Payne 5 months ago

    4 stocked. Amen

  • CloudyLps
    CloudyLps 5 months ago

    I flipping got a stock market ad.
    Great job TVclip and google.

  • Rick Sanchez
    Rick Sanchez 5 months ago

    If you honestly believe, and take this information in and think your going to be successful in the stock market by watching this video, just go ahead and message me your banking information, because you are REALLY naive

  • Wicha329
    Wicha329 5 months ago

    "This is called getting four stocked" sent me lmfaooo

  • Lawson One
    Lawson One 5 months ago

    1:52 Right??? (f'cn crypto)

  • Kazi Ashraf
    Kazi Ashraf 5 months ago

    This is suspiciously optimistic.

  • The Steadfast Duelist
    The Steadfast Duelist 5 months ago +1

    You should change the Category to *Education*

  • Musashi Myamoto
    Musashi Myamoto 5 months ago

    Seems like someone was on /biz/ for a while

  • køkomiCHA UwU
    køkomiCHA UwU 5 months ago

    Huh? I think

  • oofreo neko
    oofreo neko 5 months ago

    I saw your comment alot

  • Justin Y.
    Justin Y. 5 months ago +446

    "You're portfolio can only drop by 100%"
    Not if you use *L E V E R A G E*

    • MeMe Zoid
      MeMe Zoid 16 days ago


    • manictiger
      manictiger 17 days ago +1

      @Ân Vũ Trọng
      9a. Use all the indicators. If the chart isn't 50% covered in lines, you're not doing it right.

    • Ân Vũ Trọng
      Ân Vũ Trọng 17 days ago +1

      @manictiger 9. Always asking "what is the indicator you are using"

    • manictiger
      manictiger 17 days ago +3

      Rules to die by:
      1a. Use margin
      1b. Always go all-in; who needs more than 1 bullet in the gun?
      2a. Hold onto stocks based on your feelings
      2b. Never adapt
      2c. Always assume you'll win, never have an exit strategy for when you're wrong
      3. Stack your losses. Keep repeating the behavior that gets that result.
      4. Ignore level 2 and charts
      5. Fall for every level 2 trick and don't learn from any of them
      6a. Turn short-term trades into long-term ones
      6b. Turn long-term trades into short-term ones
      7. Rely on news, rumors and opinions, instead of avoiding those in favor of statistics and technicals.
      8a. Trade the company instead of the institutions.
      8b. In fact, trade against the institutions. What could possibly go wrong?

    • Ân Vũ Trọng
      Ân Vũ Trọng 21 day ago

      Oh dear

  • -WoF- DarkNewton
    -WoF- DarkNewton 6 months ago

    The smash reference was on point

  • lombardo141
    lombardo141 6 months ago

    Sounds sooooo easy until the bell rings and you have to use the bathroom.... :-(

  • Leonson Yao
    Leonson Yao 6 months ago

    Is this a legit guide?

  • random acts of everything

    Day trading = gambling
    Investing = investing

  • GamesAndGains
    GamesAndGains 6 months ago

    I actually learned something... this video is shit!

  • ltorin
    ltorin 7 months ago

    You should win an award for that 4 stock joke. 10/10

  • naphshi
    naphshi 7 months ago

    I have a quick question: what the HELL are you talking about!?!?

  • Throthgar
    Throthgar 7 months ago +1

    “This is called getting 4 stocked”
    Smash players hate him...

  • reciprocating social lobotomy

    Dont forget to pray to our savior sminem to keep thos pesky omnipresent bogdanoff twins from toying with everytime you buy and sell your assets.

  • Habers
    Habers 7 months ago Copycat

  • Christobanistan
    Christobanistan 7 months ago

    Obviously you're gonna buy a yacht.

  • Nick
    Nick 7 months ago

    This is what we call cryptocurrency XD

  • Rob Webb
    Rob Webb 7 months ago

    If you want to invest, you're gonna need to get your speech stat up. Then that merchant can finally buy the 27 dragon bones you've carried since your third side quest.

  • JoseAnd97
    JoseAnd97 7 months ago



  • Alexander DiMaria
    Alexander DiMaria 7 months ago

    That Warren Buffet tho

  • Gregory Slone
    Gregory Slone 7 months ago

    This made me feel a little better about the loss* I just took on Amazon stock.

    *Still ahead, but expected the 2k price to hold until late November

  • HennyTheJet Smith
    HennyTheJet Smith 7 months ago

    “This is called getting 4 stocked..” lmao

  • Arminder Badhan
    Arminder Badhan 7 months ago

    Funniest video I've seen in a while!

  • Аня Липина
    Аня Липина 7 months ago

    I like how after watching this video TVclip recommends some serious vids about stocks.

  • Lanijiro _
    Lanijiro _ 8 months ago

    Awesome! Thank you.

  • Kaleb Bruwer
    Kaleb Bruwer 8 months ago

    But what do you do if the line spells out BITCONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT?

  • Clay Soggyfries
    Clay Soggyfries 8 months ago +1

    Use M1 Finance

  • Stan Ihesiulo
    Stan Ihesiulo 8 months ago


  • Aditya A
    Aditya A 8 months ago

    to me you sound like John Krasinski

  • Awex9000 ,
    Awex9000 , 8 months ago

    “four stock” LMAO SMASH REF

  • Z Ye
    Z Ye 8 months ago

    Pretty accurate

  • husinnee love
    husinnee love 8 months ago

    .....wait, what?

  • David DeLara
    David DeLara 9 months ago

    The best way to make money day trading is by already having millions of dollars. That way, you can live off of your 401k interest while you blow all your money trying to beat the stock market.

  • Alexander Wang
    Alexander Wang 9 months ago

    This is good for AMD

  • Meister Ty
    Meister Ty 9 months ago

    hahahahahahhaha nice one