John Mulaney - New In Town - "Home Alone 2"

  • Published on Jan 4, 2012
  • John Mulaney wishes that he had been a Def Jam comic when "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York" came out.
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Comments • 854

  • mikeshogunlee
    mikeshogunlee 2 days ago

    you know before he talks...
    He looks alot like MatPat

  • HNinja13
    HNinja13 4 days ago +1

    lmao got a Home Alone 2 ad (Watch it for 3.99 XD)

  • Gabby Grant
    Gabby Grant 5 days ago

    I cannot stop saying “11 Up and 1 over, yasimplebitch.”

  • Pfsif
    Pfsif 5 days ago

    ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ He likes horses.

  • Liam Mellon
    Liam Mellon 8 days ago

    How does one get lost in New York? By being...NEW IN TOWN

  • Pipe Tunes
    Pipe Tunes 9 days ago

    I fucking hate fucking censorship

  • Cyber Knight
    Cyber Knight 12 days ago

    Some of the ways that parents trust people with there kids that are only a few years older is weird

    ⟪SKELETOR⟫ 13 days ago

    Whyd you censor shit and not bitch

    PANDORAS BOX 14 days ago


  • AngelInvictus
    AngelInvictus 16 days ago +2


  • Heather Duke
    Heather Duke 18 days ago

    If only he was wearing a trench coat

  • Invisible Animator
    Invisible Animator 19 days ago

    Gotta say john really likes using horses in comparisons. Like horse in a hospital for example

  • Rajorshi Mondal
    Rajorshi Mondal 19 days ago +3

    Nice work, Tall Child!

  • Bryan Hughes
    Bryan Hughes 21 day ago

    I’m looking for a movie where a guy feeds a blind girl’s dog, she tells him to stop and he waves his hand in front of her and she flips him off. Any idea what movie it’s from? 😅

  • Jonathan van dorsten
    Jonathan van dorsten 26 days ago

    They shush the animal because it calms them down from mild agitation. Just like how horses will come to you if you make clicking sounds (at least they do so for me)

  • Mia W
    Mia W 27 days ago

    11 up and 1 over, simple bitch!

  • left ballsack man
    left ballsack man 28 days ago

    this guys funny, he’ll blow up for sure

  • w a i t w h a a a t

    The actual joke is at 1:54 🤣

  • Kesia Lee
    Kesia Lee Month ago

    11 up and 1over you simple bitch lol

  • Frosty
    Frosty Month ago

    2:00 best joke

  • MyLifeAsBailey M.L.A.B

    “11 up and one over you simple bish”

  • big chungus
    big chungus Month ago +1

    I always think about this whenever I babysit

  • yoshimickster
    yoshimickster Month ago +1

    And of COURSE TVclip is advertising Home Alone 2 next to this vid.

  • Tranquil Rabies
    Tranquil Rabies Month ago

    That Def Comedy Jam impression wasn't bad. Lol

  • Tony Blue
    Tony Blue Month ago +1


  • Kim AndGetMe
    Kim AndGetMe Month ago

    He is savagely hilarious!!!

  • XhosaShinobi01
    XhosaShinobi01 Month ago

    So many gems in such a short clip. He is truly talented. So funny.

  • L.Pasteur
    L.Pasteur Month ago

    I want to know what Veronica looks like and what she thinks of John now. She could have had him before he got famous!

  • Who wants to know?
    Who wants to know? Month ago +1

    Shit and fucker are bleeped out but not bitch? Either way, LOVE John Mulaney

  • The Professor 10
    The Professor 10 Month ago

    Petition to have John Mulaney perform an entire Def Jam routine

  • Taylor Reynolds
    Taylor Reynolds Month ago +1

    i was dead before but 2:07 resurrected me then killed me again

  • Excalibur_craft Vlogs,Reviews, Games and more

    11 up and 1 over ya simple bitch

    this legit cracked me up

  • just thinken studios

    ` ` Why do people do that? ` `

  • joe flores
    joe flores Month ago

    "eleven up and one over you simple bitch" gets me everytime.

  • lordis belingsly
    lordis belingsly Month ago

    why does youtube think i now want to pay them to watch the movie

  • bfb gaty
    bfb gaty Month ago


  • SuperSilver759
    SuperSilver759 Month ago

    I can't tell if I've seen this before it feels really familiar

  • The Question
    The Question Month ago

    I like how they didn’t bleep out bitch, but they bleeped out everything else

  • Invader Steelia Red

    Well my family got lost on New York and somehow ended up in Chinatown

  • Tas
    Tas Month ago



  • Sunset Shimmer
    Sunset Shimmer 2 months ago

    "And they've never spoken" is one of the sassiest things i have ever heard this man say

  • Ash Summers
    Ash Summers 2 months ago

    You're planning your future veronica Sawyer you'll go to some college and marry a lawyer

  • ava avwy
    ava avwy 2 months ago +1

    Why do they bleep out "shit" and "fuck" but not BITCH???

  • ava avwy
    ava avwy 2 months ago

    Oh! This is where I heard "This is the height of luxury!!!"

  • yves wes
    yves wes 2 months ago

    The phrase "you simple bitch" is so funny to me. I dont understand why, but it cracks me up every time

  • Ethan M
    Ethan M 2 months ago

    Hey, this is where "the height of luxury" line came from!! Wow!

  • bell
    bell 2 months ago +3

    "tHEy never spoken."

  • XxBioshockxXgod13
    XxBioshockxXgod13 2 months ago +1

    He kinda looks like The Flash.

  • Midnight gacha
    Midnight gacha 2 months ago


  • HaeiFive
    HaeiFive 2 months ago

    *11 up and one over you simple bitch*

  • João Vítor Marcenes
    João Vítor Marcenes 2 months ago

    someone forgot to change the texture mode of the background to normal map

  • Xeno Foxx
    Xeno Foxx 2 months ago

    Eleven up and one ova you stupid bitch 😂

  • Fedora Ferret
    Fedora Ferret 2 months ago

    7 years ago we hired a horse to watch our dog, and now we've let him loose in the hospital.

  • Trinity Dunkley
    Trinity Dunkley 2 months ago

    Wow I said shhhshhsh to my dog and she dropped dead asleep

  • JayLynn Pope
    JayLynn Pope 2 months ago

    I'm in New York now and he was right. So many numbered streets.

  • 3DayPriest
    3DayPriest 2 months ago

    You weren’t a comic 17 years ago?
    Still aren’t.

  • Kaenedé ;
    Kaenedé ; 2 months ago

    Why do they put the 'BIP' in "shit" and "fucker" and not in "bitch"?

  • SomeDudeOnline
    SomeDudeOnline 3 months ago

    I mean.. she probably could've guessed his age much more accurately.

  • AnimeFan245 :3
    AnimeFan245 :3 3 months ago +2

    John Mulaney is such absolute madlad and sweetheart! He is so funny and cool I love him! ^w^