• Published on Oct 26, 2012
  • AC4 MUSIC VIDEO: tvclip.biz/video/WpMt2vzrIxs/video.html
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    How many fools can I kill today?
    Too many to count, don't get in my way
    I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
    Tomahawk chop is my death blow
    Freedom fightin' machine, big-ass hatchet in hand
    Why'd you have to kill my bros? I'm-a slash your face, man
    I'm a very skilled assassin killin' dudes in ones and twos
    Blood flowin' like a river, need a box of tissues
    When I'm huntin', I be stuntin', you can never find me
    In the bushes, in the hay stacks, in your mother's laundry
    Watch me comin', free runnin', up the walls like a boss
    What you lookin' at, bitch? Taste my tomahawk chop!
    How many fools can I kill today?
    Too many to count, don't get in my way
    I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
    Tomahawk chop is my death blow
    From Boston to NY, always up to no good
    Don't know how I can see out this big-ass hood
    Walkin' through the crowds touchin' you on the back
    Using my hidden blade for a secret attack
    Jumpin' off of giant buildings like I was a super man
    Use your momma as a meat shield every time that I can
    Take a break from the war to hunt for some meat
    What? A man's gotta eat...
    How many fools can I kill today?
    Too many to count, don't get in my way
    I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
    Tomahawk chop is my death blow
    Up first in the verse feel the clack of wooden teeth
    Bread and butter, lift the covers and you'll find the fu**in' heat
    Revolution I lead, with the world I got beef
    I dig my wigs powdered, wear boxers- I don't wear briefs
    You can't step up to me and my gang
    Horse and carriage, drive bys, bullet in the chamb'
    Ridin' over your clique like the Delaware, son
    I'll get my face on that dollar before this sh*t's done
    How many fools can I kill today?
    Too many to count, don't get in my way
    I shoot those mofos in the throat with my bow
    Tomahawk chop is my death blow
    This video is extra special to us, so we went all-out this time and got a ton of help from our amazing friends:
    Produced & Directed by Ian Hecox, Anthony Padilla & Ryan Todd
    Music Produced by Peter de Leon & Ryan Todd
    Mixed by Peter de Leon
    Written by Ian Hecox, Anthony Padilla & Ryan Finnerty
    Assistant Director - Frank Cosgriff
    Cinematographer - John Alexander Jimenez
    Assistant Camera - Phil Mohr, Ivan Harder
    Makeup & Wardrobe - Paula Barkley
    Asst. Wardrober - Felicia Gomez
    Connor Costume - Jackie Goehner

    Key Grip/Gaffer - Kerry Sweeney
    Grip/Electric - Jon Hooker, Lee Eisenhower

    Set Designer - Edward Duffy
    Scenic - Lynn Malmburg
    Set design PA - Lynne Perry, Nathan Bruner, Jon Hooker, Peter Van Dyke
    Art Director - Patrick Egan
    Set Dresser - Heidi Boucher
    Art PA - Karl Mollohan
    Post-production Supervisor - Ryan Finnerty
    Editors - Anthony Padilla, Michael Barryte, Ryan Todd
    CG & Effects - Michael Barryte & Sney Noorani
    Assistant Editor - Justin Dailey
    DIT & Colorist - Mike Burton
    Key Production Assistant - Brad Westerbeck
    Production Assistant - Rachel Behrmann
    Casting - Julianne Gabert
    Connor Kenway - Anthony Padilla
    George Washington - Ian Hecox
    British General - Keenan Johnston
    Benjamin Franklin - Steven Sommers
    General's Mother - Maggie Adair Upton
    Angry Commoner - Ernesto S. Bustos
    Dancing British Soldier - Travis S. Zeiler
    Arrow to the neck soldier - Lee Eisenhower
    Ax to the face soldier - Elyjah Wibur
    British Guards
    Alan D. Beck, Ricky Borba, David Chernyavsky, Dan Fagan, K.C. Farrell, Keith Lowell Jensen, Jason A. Manoogian, Zachary Peters
    Common Folk
    Paula Barkley, Dan Beard, Telly "Leatherface" Blackwood,Sean Boncato, Bob Casper, Sheryl Casper, Robyn Colburn,Christa Cranmer, Kathleen DeVries, Scot Free, Lauryn Gardner,Pryor Hudson, Josephine Longo, Krystina Mae, Gary Pannullo,Ken Pohl, Christa Quinn, West Ramsey, Tanner Robinson,Gillian Tarkington, Dawn Towle, La Tasha Yvette
    Dance Choreographer - Joshua Comprendio
    Colonial Dancers
    Danny Abdon, Green (Chris Gaskell), Cali Kid (Rex Feliciano),jmocak (Jerel Mascarinas), Nitda Cee (Wanitda Chotisen), Candace Roybal
    ●Special thanks●
    The City of Placerville & Kathleen Dodge with the El Dorado Film Commission
    The Carry House Hotel
    Jim Davies at Shadow Ridge Ranch
    HOLY FIRETRUCK! You made it to the end of this description. You deserve a cookie. But which kind would you like?!
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Comments • 178 663

  • crazy kid
    crazy kid 45 minutes ago

    What happened to these types of videos when they were all out fun

  • Konstantin Stevovic
    Konstantin Stevovic 3 hours ago

    I'll be in the future assassin. Just like him. I'm not kidding!!!!! BE CAREFUL GUYS. HAHAHAHAAHHAH!!

  • Square Tom Memes
    Square Tom Memes 11 hours ago

    Back when I barely understood English,half the lyrics were Spanish mistranslation,good times. Also I understand the lyrics now better than back then.

  • jzoze
    jzoze 11 hours ago

    this was my jam in 2012

  • perpeeto
    perpeeto 13 hours ago

    i still remember the good and old days

  • CoolKidSeb
    CoolKidSeb 14 hours ago

    Used to be my favorite song when I was 10 years old 😔🤟🏻

  • Jack Brooks
    Jack Brooks 17 hours ago

    When smosh was good

  • Mastar 27
    Mastar 27 20 hours ago

    I was like 7 when i seen this i dindt now what every thing ment:)

  • Larry Larry
    Larry Larry Day ago

    Missing good old Anthony and Ian

  • DM C
    DM C Day ago +1

    Wow I like this comment

  • LTK Gaming
    LTK Gaming Day ago

    After 6 years this song still hits 🔥

  • Phil Beckenson
    Phil Beckenson Day ago

    Was this actually Anthony rapping?

  • Protato
    Protato Day ago

    He was able to kill 9 fools that day

  • gamewarden 306
    gamewarden 306 Day ago

    Anthony: Today ima kill some motherf**kers Ian:awkwardly stares

  • NK
    NK Day ago

    I saw this years ago but it’s still stuck In My head

  • Stephen Gaming
    Stephen Gaming Day ago

    I swear this is suppose to be Edward and black beard lmfao

  • ZappeD
    ZappeD 2 days ago +2

    Damn, its so hard to find my comment i posted 6 years ago with different account. All this comments are still fresh.

  • WRTG iPxrgeU
    WRTG iPxrgeU 2 days ago

    Wake up. Watch Smosh videos when there where only Ian, anthony and Ian's mom.
    Miss those days

  • Miley
    Miley 2 days ago

    Memories oml

  • Mandrew
    Mandrew 2 days ago

    Robert i kill him

  • ExoTiC Oblivion
    ExoTiC Oblivion 2 days ago


  • Big Man Hippo
    Big Man Hippo 2 days ago +2

    If you don’t remember this, then stevie will give you a hickey
    💋 👨🏿

  • maisyj _x
    maisyj _x 2 days ago

    still a sexy ass song

  • Van tong Truong
    Van tong Truong 2 days ago

    Why were you being Connor the assassin even throw he does not cat like that

  • Kadmiel Simbulan
    Kadmiel Simbulan 3 days ago

    Damn this is so Nostalgic

  • brooke campbell
    brooke campbell 3 days ago +2

    and i still remember the lyrics..

  • rockstar sackboy
    rockstar sackboy 3 days ago +1

    in your mother’s laundry

  • Watzoon
    Watzoon 3 days ago +1

    Now this is TVclip... what TVclip was meant to be

  • Kevin Strydom
    Kevin Strydom 3 days ago +1

    My Friends argument bout the lyrics

  • 葉桜サツキ
    葉桜サツキ 3 days ago +1

    Really miss this song,so I'm here again!

  • 黑巧克力
    黑巧克力 3 days ago


  • DM C
    DM C 3 days ago +1

    In The Bushes
    In The Hay
    In your mother,s Laundry

    • DM C
      DM C Day ago

      I like this song dud

    • DM C
      DM C Day ago

      Wow I like this comment

  • DM C
    DM C 3 days ago +1

    I like this song dud

  • TOX
    TOX 3 days ago

    I remember getting out of school going home and watching this video...
    Next day I got suspended from school for calling everyone a mofo just cause it sounded cool (not knowing wtf it meant).

  • Anthony Hiracheta
    Anthony Hiracheta 4 days ago

    God, this single video brings back so many memories...I miss old Smosh man

  • dat boi soup
    dat boi soup 4 days ago +1

    I miss the good old days these guys were my childhood

  • Jada Hill
    Jada Hill 4 days ago

    Can’t believe I use to think I was a cool ass mf while listening to this song.

  • MeanMachine
    MeanMachine 4 days ago


  • Rucci Reacts
    Rucci Reacts 4 days ago +4

    This how many people miss it when smosh was like this

  • Natmeni
    Natmeni 4 days ago +1

    Sh*t I miss these times so bad

  • Caralyne Rose
    Caralyne Rose 5 days ago +1

    still a bop 7 years later

  • The Toturial Dude
    The Toturial Dude 5 days ago +2

    2019 anyone?

  • Underrated memes
    Underrated memes 5 days ago +2

    2:47 that was actually a pretty good line

  • JamesPointer
    JamesPointer 5 days ago +1

    Still Rewatching that i commented last 2 years

  • flamingbeast999
    flamingbeast999 5 days ago

    I miss the old smosh.....the new smosh is pretty shitty compared to the old Ian and Anthony days

  • sad egg
    sad egg 5 days ago

    sometimes I just come back to this for the memories of my childhood

  • BendingMetal
    BendingMetal 5 days ago

    Man... This brings me back :')

  • Cheri Putsuku
    Cheri Putsuku 6 days ago

    God...I used to think I was so badass listening to this...I’m so happy...it’s so many happy memories in the summer of me just chilling rapping this not understanding it...

  • Everett Anthony
    Everett Anthony 6 days ago

    Gets in the way* sup b*tch

  • I don’t feel so g00d
    I don’t feel so g00d 6 days ago +1

    I miss being in elementary

  • SkyMelon 2005
    SkyMelon 2005 6 days ago


  • Samuel Holm Thimberg

    Smosh was my childhood

  • X of guns
    X of guns 6 days ago

    This is so cool I'm fan

  • Jack Dude
    Jack Dude 6 days ago

    2020 people?

  • TheAngelPenguin
    TheAngelPenguin 6 days ago

    2019 people?

  • Liliana Anguiano
    Liliana Anguiano 7 days ago +1

    Ahhhh my childhood 😔✊

  • Rajivan K.Madambi
    Rajivan K.Madambi 7 days ago +3

    This is what TVclip was made for

  • Jeremiah Jeno
    Jeremiah Jeno 7 days ago +5

    I sang this at school but instead of fools I said girls....and I wonder why u didnt get a gf

  • ToinKwenk -123
    ToinKwenk -123 7 days ago +1


  • Lil Pocky
    Lil Pocky 7 days ago

    Who is the asian girl? She is cute af!!!