Joe Rogan Experience #1268 - Ron White

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  • Published on Mar 20, 2019
  • Ron White is a stand up comedian and actor, best known as a charter member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. His new special "If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up" is now streaming on Netflix.

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  • Michelle Wyatt
    Michelle Wyatt 23 hours ago

    Class of '86!!!!!!! Goooooo Joe!!! RW was drunk, thought I could be too!

  • desrano1
    desrano1 Day ago

    32:52 hole in one in baskettball from one court side to another 3 points

  • desrano1
    desrano1 Day ago

    22:55 there is not a man on this planet who wouldnt fuck all the the women he could if the opportunity was presented in any form or shape. 100% fact

  • Terra Rae
    Terra Rae Day ago

    Joe's obviously never heard Ron Whites Dr. Phil story. It's so so good.

  • Kevin Miller
    Kevin Miller Day ago

    3:15 Holy shit Joe...

  • Your Big Head Cousin
    Your Big Head Cousin 2 days ago +1

    Bush was always a dummy, Joe. Hes charismatic but hes not bright, never was.

    • Jonathan Rogers
      Jonathan Rogers 23 hours ago

      I fucking can almost guarantee Rogan is smarter than you with a 128i.q.

  • Chad Harris
    Chad Harris 2 days ago

    Dude... Idk... I think Ron White and Bill Burr might be the most genuinely funny people on the fucking planet. I'd love to have a drink with this guy 😆

  • austin tasious
    austin tasious 2 days ago

    Joe "Coyotes Ate My Chickens" Rogan

  • COLE Hackett
    COLE Hackett 3 days ago +1

    Thank you joe Rogan. From the heart man.

  • Jesse Segedy
    Jesse Segedy 3 days ago

    Ron is super cool, he's such a real guy.

  • Xzone256
    Xzone256 4 days ago

    Ron White MIGHT be my favorite Rogan guest.

  • Cody Iuliucci
    Cody Iuliucci 4 days ago

    Joe went full bisexual for a moment 1:29:10

  • ThatGuyLane_
    ThatGuyLane_ 5 days ago

    Get Conor on the podcast

  • Boofer T. Washington

    1:23:41

  • Indiana Jones
    Indiana Jones 6 days ago

    Joe is looking a fat....in the face... must be all that food hes earing at the illuminati goat head orgies hes been going to lately with jack dorsey and george soros.... =)

  • Max Miller
    Max Miller 7 days ago

    1:29:00 lmao damn joe nice to know how YOU get down lmao

  • Fabulous Rider
    Fabulous Rider 8 days ago

    I have lived in multiple parts of San jose, for over 30 years, and have never seen, or heard a wild pig/boar. Ive been ALL OVER the bay area and never seen a wild pig/boar or heard one. I want to see one of these fuckers!

  • dragnet53
    dragnet53 8 days ago

    The kissing democrat hour.....holy shit.

  • Boofer T. Washington

    33:35 way more people do NOT hit walk off grand slams. Not in the pros, at least. That's a unicorn.

  • Julian Joyce
    Julian Joyce 8 days ago

    Dude Ron was telling you he gets the shakes if he doesn’t drink. Joe is pretty nieve sometimes

  • Eric Colwill
    Eric Colwill 9 days ago

    Yes you do, yes I do.

  • Eric Colwill
    Eric Colwill 9 days ago

    Don't you want to HAVE this podcast in YOUR basement?

    • Dr Satchel
      Dr Satchel 4 days ago

      Eric Colwill where would I put the bodies then?

  • Stefano Ventimiglio
    Stefano Ventimiglio 9 days ago

    When a “bust” like that turns out with nothing they’ll take someone to jail for ANY EXCUSE they can find. They can’t deal with the humiliation factor, they gotta walk out with someone in handcuffs. It’s the image of it all.

  • Ben Chase
    Ben Chase 10 days ago

    Perfect game in Baseball

  • 0mniP0t3nt
    0mniP0t3nt 10 days ago

    I'm Polish, stereotypically so, and I've been around alcohol and alcoholics for nearly my entire life. Although my Old Man wasn't an alchi himself; he had buddies similar to Ron, they've never seen a day through sober eyes. I'd interact with them insofar as a child can with an adult, and they were never anything beyond super-nice towards me, particularity because I'm severely disabled. But this is besides the point; what I'm getting to is that despite being unbelievably kind and merry; the effects of alcohol become all-to noticeable and give way to being pathetic. Ron White could be the best person in the world, and this wouldn't be a surprise to me, at all. Nevertheless, this declaration wouldn't alter my opinion nor my disgust at how much of a negative effect it is having on the person.
    - Ron, despite his best efforts cannot talk without bumbling or stammering; his memory's shot-to-shit; and I am certainly not buying that his body isn't feeling the effects of chronic, and prolonged, alcoholism. My uncle is a life-long alcoholic and for decades everyone has marveled at the relatively good health he has been able to maintain in spite of his alcoholism. Well, all of that has come to a screeching halt this year as he has already experienced two separate fainting spells within the past month. This uncle of mine is a good decade and some change older than Mr. White, and given all I have said up to this point; I'm almost certain Ron will experience something similar to this, sooner rather than later. I am not wishing that he does, but I'm thoroughly disappointed he doesn't see the need to address this very serious issue, as it is only injuring him instead of pushing him forwards. It is for these reasons I'm finding it very difficult to continue listening to this episode of the JRE.

  • Ankit Shukla
    Ankit Shukla 10 days ago

    I really did not know much about Ron White before this interview. Cool guy! That’s why I love JRE!

  • Mr T
    Mr T 10 days ago

    Didn't know Ron White was a cock smoking leftist......unsubscribed

  • Steven Burrito
    Steven Burrito 11 days ago +11

    Ron has great hair. Not only for his age, but for any age. Silver fox bastard

  • Diane Geiger
    Diane Geiger 11 days ago

    California I have seen permits put out for prostituting.

  • Pericles Sevegnani
    Pericles Sevegnani 11 days ago +3

    Poured down some Whisky to watch Ron White on Joe Rogan...

  • Just S
    Just S 11 days ago +1

    hey beautiful chimpanzees! i just put out a 1 MINUTE RAP about KEVIN HART! ENJOY!

  • Don Holbert
    Don Holbert 11 days ago

    Joe's an idiot.

  • Trek Fan167
    Trek Fan167 12 days ago

    Golf story about his friend is tough. RIP

  • Cornbread Mcnair
    Cornbread Mcnair 12 days ago

    14:50

  • K H
    K H 12 days ago +3

    Joe: He's really into transgender women.
    Ron: What's that called?
    Joe: I don't know, it's called being Jim Norton.
    LOL!!

  • Jake Jerome
    Jake Jerome 12 days ago

    you can't fucking get high from chewing on weed

  • Branden Williams
    Branden Williams 13 days ago

    wait did he get arrested again for the same shit?!

  • Tin Tin
    Tin Tin 13 days ago +2

    The drunker Ron gets his hair gets goin

  • not my real name
    not my real name 13 days ago

    Joe sorry buddy, Obama was a horrible representation of America and its' people, he hates America.

  • blane upshaw
    blane upshaw 14 days ago

    The political shit really needs to stop. I mean seriously we all know Obama was shit president stop trying to defend him he might have a degree doesn't mean a damn thing to me he is a pos human... he did nothing but make the USA a joke to the rest of the world and if you think he was a great president then your oblivious and in denial... Now I wait for the hate comments to come my way

  • C J
    C J 14 days ago

    He's confused on the difference between 'less rare' and 'more rare', haha

  • Stevie Shred
    Stevie Shred 14 days ago

    Stepping in that shitty diaper was the start of Ron's alcoholism.

  • scumbag
    scumbag 14 days ago +1

    Love Ron, hes hilarious and unapologetic.


    Also, Joe "Subjectional" Rogan

  • Carlos Quiroz
    Carlos Quiroz 14 days ago

    When are you bringing Dave Chappelle?

  • Jim Paro
    Jim Paro 15 days ago

    Gynemimetophilia: A sexual attraction to trans women or to males who look and act like women

  • Saul Hernandez
    Saul Hernandez 15 days ago

    Ron "shitty foot" White

  • Molon Labe
    Molon Labe 16 days ago +1

    You two have obviously smoked way too much weed to think Obama was smooth.

  • Draken Knight
    Draken Knight 16 days ago

    Ron is right Obama and Clinton were good talkers, before ya knew it your pants were off, your wallet was missing, there was white substance on your ass cheeks and someone else was moving into your house and you were left sitting there going wdf just happened to me, 9 months later you give birth even if you were a dude and then and only then it hits you what happened.

  • Sammy Yosemite
    Sammy Yosemite 16 days ago

    shit got crazy at feral pig stage

  • Andrew W.K.
    Andrew W.K. 16 days ago

    So cool to hear how Ron and Joe like Pittsburgh as a stop. #412

  • Sammy Yosemite
    Sammy Yosemite 16 days ago

    I think some Ron White tequila would do Phil some good. What a great guy.

  • mike hood
    mike hood 16 days ago

    Old jokes

  • SchisM *
    SchisM * 16 days ago +1

    1:18:46 holy fucksville 😳😁🤣🤪😬

  • Kyle Weber
    Kyle Weber 16 days ago

    Being a good speaker is not the same as being a good representative. Obama was a good speaker, but one of the worst representatives for the USA. “This is the red line, don’t cross it, or else”. The line gets crossed. “This is now the new red line, don’t cross this one.” Empty threats and being consistently called out on bluffs are part of Obama’s legacy.

  • Ray Ornelas
    Ray Ornelas 17 days ago

    "Don't read it Ron it's a hatchet job!". "The life has just been sucked out of me! ".

  • Starburst7641
    Starburst7641 17 days ago

    A hundred percent!

  • Mike Watson
    Mike Watson 17 days ago

    Lol wish I could listen past the 19 minute mark.....dude bowed down and apologized for the United States there was not one drop of greatness in that man

    • Bert Hubnip
      Bert Hubnip 16 days ago

      How fucking pathetic
      You “wish” you could keep listening. Get an individual identity you sad fuck

  • Ray Ornelas
    Ray Ornelas 17 days ago

    Ron "I'm the man" White!

  • Flippen Burgers
    Flippen Burgers 17 days ago

    It's a shame this dudes son is such a liberal fuck.

  • Jacob Roles
    Jacob Roles 17 days ago

    Ron looks like Gordon Ramsay’s dad

  • Eric Poteet
    Eric Poteet 18 days ago

    Greetings, Joe & Ron. Texas Police PIO Eric (retired) here...Give a man a laugh, he will laugh for day. Teach a man to laugh, he will fuck a snake.

  • Jeff Cockmann
    Jeff Cockmann 18 days ago

    the word he's looking for is gay

  • Jack Taylor
    Jack Taylor 18 days ago

    Ron White's funny, but I kinda think he's Satan.

  • King General
    King General 18 days ago

    Poker straight flush is comparable to a hole in one.. maybe more rare.

  • Ricky Scaffolding
    Ricky Scaffolding 18 days ago

    That Clinton pussy "story" is an old street joke.

  • billdude1313
    billdude1313 18 days ago +2

    THC needs to be heated to 160 degrees to be activated. Eating your weed raw is healthy and wise, but I ant doing it.

  • LadyCroMag BuntCitch
    LadyCroMag BuntCitch 18 days ago

    These two guys think they are so funny...

  • BADPOM no1
    BADPOM no1 18 days ago

    did RON really go do a set with him that night

  • Sleeper_Sam
    Sleeper_Sam 19 days ago

    Totally agree with him about Obama. Regardless of if you don’t agree with what he did or believed, you can’t argue that he represented America greatly. He was such a good guy

  • uncle chaos
    uncle chaos 19 days ago

    No Joe, we were not all happy about Obama representing us to the rest of the world. Your just high.

    • JessicaG
      JessicaG 18 days ago +1

      Actually most reasonable Americans were. Its the scummy as shit flyover portion of the US that is embarrassing the fuck out of the United States currently. The conservative sect of the US has made the image of America: Mexicans in human dog kennels, AR-15's, mass murder of children, mass murder at churches, mass murder at concerts, mass murder at malls, Tiki torches, white supremacy, low IQ's, etc, etc, etc.. I am surprised out of a 3 hour great podcast, the one thing most conservative white dudes took from it was the Obama portion. LOL, you right wingers are fucking gross.

  • Ris Cook
    Ris Cook 19 days ago +6

    If it wasn't for standup I'd be a regional marijuana distributor in the state of Texas in an industry that has some questions coming up. 😂

  • Kung fu Kendrick
    Kung fu Kendrick 19 days ago

    Joe “A snake egg is as big as a regular sized cock” Rogan

  • Aidan Sitgreaves
    Aidan Sitgreaves 20 days ago

    JIMMY CARTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Oopsie Poopsie
    Oopsie Poopsie 20 days ago

    This guy ain’t fucking dead yet?!

  • cody talbot
    cody talbot 20 days ago

    By going to Louisiana do you mean Mardi gras in thibodaux? I couldn't make it to that parade. Weird you was in thibodaux.

  • toby Golding
    toby Golding 20 days ago

    Ron doesn't seem very smart so many ways to get baby shit off your foot at a fucking store.. ask the guy for water and paper towels ! take your shirt off wipe shit w that... bleeding from drunken stupor all night is ridiculous and major problem :(

  • toby Golding
    toby Golding 20 days ago

    Why was Ron's plane raided cause he's an angry drunk who loses more pilots than wives

  • toby Golding
    toby Golding 20 days ago

    Joe is turning into a drunk druggy ..this shows all addicts that need help and i don't consider either funny more pathetic

  • toby Golding
    toby Golding 20 days ago

    Put Steve Bannon & Alex Baldwin together you have this angry drunk SAD LIFE when you drink this much !!

    • Jack k
      Jack k 20 days ago

      Way to be a dick

  • william nogle
    william nogle 20 days ago

    Fuckin Ron white will always be hilarious! 😆🤣

  • Gamefreak8112
    Gamefreak8112 21 day ago

    Running a kick off from end zone to end zone is the football equivalent of a hole in one.

  • Matt B
    Matt B 21 day ago +1

    For Joe Rogan, Rocky made him work out. For me, Watching Dragon Ball Z made me start working out lol.

    • Aaron Self
      Aaron Self 20 days ago +1

      Dont matter the motivation, only the results.

  • finalxcx
    finalxcx 21 day ago

    That golf story about his friend brought tears to my eyes. Must have really been a special moment for Ron.

  • John McDonald
    John McDonald 21 day ago +2

    1 minute 30 seconds in and I already really like this dude

  • Josh Dale
    Josh Dale 21 day ago

    You guys need to learn how to bowl

  • Andrew Willis
    Andrew Willis 21 day ago +11

    Ron "Randy (80 second swig)...I am the liquor..." White

  • anthony PADULA
    anthony PADULA 21 day ago +2

    Ron basically told joe that people don't think Joe is funny.

  • Nicholas Romero
    Nicholas Romero 21 day ago +1

    Joe treats Jaime like a human Siri, drunk thoughts :) :) ;) :)

  • Trophy Scars
    Trophy Scars 21 day ago

    Is that you’re phone Ron? Yeah! ...roflhahaha

  • That_StoneSour_Guy97
    That_StoneSour_Guy97 21 day ago +2

    Ron White has some damn good tequila. Definitely recommend getting a bottle or two

  • Kevin Davenport
    Kevin Davenport 22 days ago

    Best little bit about the twin towers was on the Chappell’s Show, “You sick Chuck? You look like you just walked up from ground zero” hahaha

  • John Rossi
    John Rossi 22 days ago

    T U L S I /// BERNIE - - - 3$$$ now!

  • No One
    No One 22 days ago

    John "Mr. Lahey" Dunsworth was the best acting drunk ever. He didnt drink at all. In my eyes the man is a legend, R.I.P LAHEY...

    • No One
      No One 21 day ago

      +M Guns rip

    • M Guns
      M Guns 22 days ago

      True That ..RIP Mr Lahey

  • 80cb750 k
    80cb750 k 22 days ago

    Joe "I'm goin full Rambo" Rogan

  • Kelley TheNurse
    Kelley TheNurse 22 days ago

    Just throwing it out there in hopes this information will help someone...when Ron says alcohol is a maintenance thing for him; what i think he means (but he probably doesn’t know it) is that he has a physical alcohol addiction and if he stops drinking for an extended period of time and doesn’t seek medical help, he’ll go into the DTs, some level of violent psychosis, then have seizures and possibly die. He’s not just excited to drink, he’s risking his life by not drinking unless he’s in a hospital or treatment facility.

    • Kelley TheNurse
      Kelley TheNurse 21 day ago

      I’m not making a personal judgement. He admitted drinks every single day to excess, it is a medical fact that drinking like that causes a physical addiction which will lead to death during the withdrawal if he were to suddenly stop drinking for an extended period if not medically monitored. I’ve taken care of people who drink to the level he speaks of and when they’re hospitalized usually within 24 hours they’re beginning to withdrawal.

    • Nicholas Romero
      Nicholas Romero 21 day ago

      No, Kelly, what he means is that he truly enjoys the numbing effect of alcohol. Being an empath, I know how hard it is to cope when you feel everything so deeply that it keeps your own happiness at bay. The idea that every human is the same goes out the window with racism and bigotry. So why is it that when it comes to addiction and mental illness, the first reaction is to make personal judgements?

  • Fadi Ibrahim
    Fadi Ibrahim 22 days ago +3

    50 Shades of Joe Rogan 1:29:07

  • MJ Charlie
    MJ Charlie 22 days ago +1

    Clinton should have grabbed her by the pussy

  • MJ Charlie
    MJ Charlie 22 days ago

    Bring back peter schiff

  • Jay
    Jay 22 days ago +1

    1:31:12 Terry Fator left his wife and ended up with his hot assistant. Saw it all happen

  • pump_eat _grow
    pump_eat _grow 22 days ago

    I can feel Ron's alcohol addiction. Get him to take some ibogaine Joe!!!