#597 | TRUMP OWNS NATO | Ted Cruz Guests | Louder with Crowder

  • Published on Dec 6, 2019
  • Talking all things Kamala Harris flaming out, Baby Yoda beating Democrats, Amazon’s holly Holocaust Christmas, and finally, rebutting Trevor Noah’s NATO Summit lies! Joined by the hilarious Hodgetwins in third chair, with special guest Senator Ted Cruz!
    Show Guide:
    Freshman Parody Open: 1:50
    Joke Segment: 6:20
    NATO Meat Segment: 27:00
    Commercial 1: 50:20
    Ted Cruz: 53:00
    Commercial 2: 1:03:30
    Closing Segment: 1:05:30
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Comments • 4 089

  • StevenCrowder
    StevenCrowder  Month ago +532

    When you look at all the traditional late night hosts, who do you feel is the most obnoxious when it comes to politics?

    • TheHolyGoat
      TheHolyGoat 6 days ago

      Colbert Jimmy Kimmel and t noah

    • Naomi Pleasant
      Naomi Pleasant 29 days ago

      Samantha Bee

    • Mike Teally
      Mike Teally Month ago

      Trevor Noah and Oliver are the ones I decide I don’t wanna watch due to just the condescending nature

    • Dustin Hoeppner
      Dustin Hoeppner Month ago

      The firing pin is just a pin that crushes the primer cap on the back of a casing that detonates inside the waterproof round igniting the gun powder. Guns work underwater.

    • James Tapp
      James Tapp Month ago

      All of them

  • expat2010
    expat2010 23 hours ago

    About Hopper, nobody and nothing lives forever. You helped him have 7 great years of not only happiness himself but also improving the life of others. Agreed that is something to be celebrated and thankful for.

  • expat2010
    expat2010 23 hours ago

    While it is not something I'd recommend, of course a gun will fire underwater. I'm kinda shocked you don't know something so basic as to what a round consists of and how it is fired.

  • Audrie Etheridge
    Audrie Etheridge 11 days ago

    That song was Amazing!! hahaha

  • James Barnhart
    James Barnhart 11 days ago

    Still would love to know how mrs. Clinton is not in jail? Seriously

  • James Barnhart
    James Barnhart 11 days ago

    Honestly I believe if these other countries think that it is ok to cheap out when it comes to putting money into NATO and if they don't put their fare share into the pot they should be escorted out of the meeting and told that they are on their own simple as that. Would a bouncer or personal security guard stick around if they weren't getting paid? Hell no you'd be on your own fending for yourself in no time

  • James Barnhart
    James Barnhart 11 days ago

    @stevencrowder you keep mentioning your walther but can I please recommend a gun for you to check out? I know everyone and their mothers have their own preferences for one reason or another but I really love my Ruger p94 .40 cal I swear if you haven't tested this one out you are doing yourself a great injustice!

  • RyDaddy
    RyDaddy 15 days ago

    Fire arms actually do work underwater, the powder is sealed and everything it needs to ignite is in the powder. But they don't work WELL; the effective range is about 2ft. WAY more resistance firing through water, a semi-auto won't reload, and having to push the bullet and the water out of the barrel means the energy is lost very quickly, again shortening the effective range considerably.

  • Nimajneb Yelah
    Nimajneb Yelah 18 days ago +1

    I understand how you feel. I had to put mine down several years ago. I held him when he went. It is not easy, it does not feel good, but it is the right thing to do. God bless you Crowder.

  • dsptatanka
    dsptatanka 19 days ago

    Sorry for your Loss. It harder then most think

  • Thomas Langton
    Thomas Langton 19 days ago

    State Sponsored Propagandist

  • Charly Hayes
    Charly Hayes 20 days ago


  • Thomas Schafer
    Thomas Schafer 20 days ago

    Great opening song !

  • OnlyHuman StillAnAnimal

    My GOD Crowder......not real sure what to say about the song.
    I didn't know you could sing, guess I could start with that.
    I love VervePipe, and Freshman was always a beloved song of mine. But I gotta be honest and say.....I think I like your version even better, lol.
    That was amazing, lol. Keep up your wonderful, and oh so crucial, work. So many of us appreciate you more than you will ever know, or could ever imagine.
    You have a shit ton of lifelong supporters, and gaining more every single day.

  • Final fantasy Forever
    Final fantasy Forever 23 days ago

    first time seeing one of these, loved it

  • A Random pigeon
    A Random pigeon 23 days ago

    Rest in peace hopper I can't imagine my dog going through that

  • Raisin
    Raisin 25 days ago

    I...That was one of my favorite 90's songs. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • BroncosBailey ‘99
    BroncosBailey ‘99 25 days ago

    12:23 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    21:06 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Promethian Projects
    Promethian Projects 27 days ago

    Songs a banger not gonna lie

  • Nick
    Nick 29 days ago

    I liked Ted during the 2016 primaries. I thought he was really well spoken and had very common sense policies. If he looked like JFK he would probably our president right now.

  • theducka1
    theducka1 29 days ago

    Gender fluid. I use paper towel for that.

  • Juan Brits
    Juan Brits 29 days ago +1

    If the US leaves Nato then they can actually use that money for a universal healthcare system but the same Leftists that want universal healthcare are also supporters of every foreign war.

    • Bruh Moment Guy
      Bruh Moment Guy 28 days ago

      Universal healthcare isn't the best thing to do with the money we would save.

  • Wesi Wesmn
    Wesi Wesmn Month ago

    Even if i not agree with you in most things, im sorry for youre loss RIP Hopper

  • Taragon Leaf
    Taragon Leaf Month ago

    Poland and a few others meet their goal.

  • Lisa Sansone
    Lisa Sansone Month ago

    You did the right thing, being the one to hold him as they put him to sleep. I did that with my first dog, because he was going to be held by someone who loved him best and not a stranger. Thank you for being a loving daddy to your boy.

  • James Watkins
    James Watkins Month ago

    Best 7 + 1 to date

  • Matthew Belamont
    Matthew Belamont Month ago +1

    NATO should be used to defend Europe and America we need to kick turkey out and add Russia and then start the mass deportation of the illegal immigrants and refugees. One of natos key functions should be to patrol the Mediterranean Sea 🌊

  • JustGarbo
    JustGarbo Month ago +1

    trump house got impeached LMFAO

  • timevampire83
    timevampire83 Month ago +1

    R.I.P. Hopper

  • Mihai Oprean
    Mihai Oprean Month ago

    firearms work under water... *flies away*

  • Peri Exile
    Peri Exile Month ago

    You tried to ban us for these sins.....Now meet my half-Asian? bahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Deadbeat Gamers
    Deadbeat Gamers Month ago

    In refrences to ww2 france, we do give them a lot of grief on that but if you think about paper thin walls in hotels, they were next door neighbors to the nazi army.

  • Saucey Sinister
    Saucey Sinister Month ago

    Wow. What beautiful advice. I don't normally get behind on my LWC, but life got busy and I've caught up today with the news of Hopper. My heart grieves for your family, but when it's time for me to face the same situation I think this was the best advice anyone could hear. God bless you and your family, Steven. Thank God for the web extended for mug clubbers cuz the banter between you and Ted is always a fun time! I wish he could be on more often.

  • Riad Burctoolla
    Riad Burctoolla Month ago

    1:06:21 I have been calling that song "If Skyfall was a computer game in 1988"

  • john rod
    john rod Month ago


  • Joshua Graham
    Joshua Graham Month ago

    >Hey, Macron. You want some of your ISIS fighters back?
    It's funny because France is the terror capital of Europe.

  • Eric Lawrence
    Eric Lawrence Month ago

    14:10 LORDS OF ACID... I must increase my bust! +1000 points Crowder.

  • Theresa Peterson
    Theresa Peterson Month ago

    Hopper was such a good boy.

  • dpchief117
    dpchief117 Month ago

    What’s the opposite of progress?

  • Birch Williams
    Birch Williams Month ago

    ❤️❤️❤️Bye bye Hopper❤️❤️❤️

  • Hayden Smith
    Hayden Smith Month ago

    Put Kamala Harris on crowder bits

  • Theodore Pinnock
    Theodore Pinnock Month ago +2

    R.I.P. Hopper.

  • Serious Snake
    Serious Snake Month ago

    why do you speak about France, who does not deserve the attention, but not about Romania, an important and loyal ally that made its 2%?
    I'd like to hear things about Romania, rather than that shitass France or Germany.

  • James W.
    James W. Month ago

    guns do work underwater...

  • Sum-Ting Wong
    Sum-Ting Wong Month ago

    firearms work just fine underwater... though I have heard some rifles may rupture the barrel from the pressures? idk, but pull trigger=bang, sure thing.

  • Bob Smoot
    Bob Smoot Month ago

    “...Would you like some nice ISIS fighters?” Troll move of the century! So priceless! I hope this one lives on for a LONG time because I break out in hysterical laughter when I watch it. XD

  • Jonathan Lunger2
    Jonathan Lunger2 Month ago

    It's funny Crowder keeps trying to make fun of these songs but he makes them better

  • David Sims
    David Sims Month ago

    Trump strengthened nato securing a one world government. So stupid. He should have left nato and bankrupt that mf.

  • Derka Derka
    Derka Derka Month ago


  • Dizzy Derwish
    Dizzy Derwish Month ago +1

    (At a seaside beach)
    “Shark! Shark!”
    “No, that’s not a shark. It’s just Macron swimming on his back.”

  • Justin Bell
    Justin Bell Month ago

    half asian boot right in ur face

  • David Coley
    David Coley Month ago

    what am I grateful for and how do I contribute?

  • Health, Wealth, and Freedom

    I lost 2 dogs this year...i feel ya

  • DocsDota
    DocsDota Month ago

    Thank you Steven for explaining grief.

    I think a lot of people in life are consumed by grief of one point or another, but they need to realize the world isn't about them. It's the reason why nobody cares if you cry after a certain age.

  • DocsDota
    DocsDota Month ago

    Steven, please keep the Chunk Yogurt ads coming.

  • Andy M
    Andy M Month ago

    Aristocrat elitists don't hate Donald Trump, they HATE the general population they feel superior to and are attacking their vote so as to not directly attack the voting population and exposing their agenda. These people favor aristocracy over a constitutional republic and they HATE that they are being smacked down by it.

  • thinkerly1
    thinkerly1 Month ago

    Watched a minute, garbage, good bye.

  • Levvy
    Levvy Month ago

    Rightists don't understand comedy...

  • 64PINK256
    64PINK256 Month ago

    2:01 I think I have to find a way to get access to the early content. This was well done and I had no idea you could kind of sing

  • ricardo gonzalez
    ricardo gonzalez Month ago

    The last five minutes hit me in the feels. I'm so sorry for what you're going through.... I see you fighting back the emotions. It won't be easy, but if anyone can pick themselves up by the bootstraps and get right back up. It's you.