Why France's Geography is Almost Perfect

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Comments • 80

  • RealLifeLore
    RealLifeLore  3 months ago +2898

    It's so unfair that France also gets those culture and tourism bonuses. It needs a nerf. Anyway, if you want to watch more documentaries about how OP France is, check out all the number of fun historical documentaries on CuriosityStream here: curiositystream.com/reallifelore

    • Hydra FR
      Hydra FR 3 days ago

      🇨🇵🇨🇵🇨🇵
      We made the US.
      (I'm waiting for the salty American to answer that)

    • gbhbfrchgb
      gbhbfrchgb 17 days ago

      @Erik Eriks but they are both friends

    • GX
      GX 21 day ago

      enough with sub shit, i just want to watch one documentary. why would i pay annually or monthly fee. god damn it. i am sick of it.

    • Mustafa Calkap
      Mustafa Calkap Month ago

      I think you get some inspiration from Stratford's little video

    • benvolio mozart
      benvolio mozart Month ago

      @Flo Alternity France has the highest productivity rate in the world ! The Americans need to work twice as much to produce the same quantity as the French so...who is lazy ?

  • Leon1233215
    Leon1233215 11 hours ago

    Pffft... Easyy to defend. French cant defend for shit, even if it means their homeland. They didnt win a war for how long now? Geographical armor? maybe if they knew how to defend their homeland, but its there for the shine not the protection. Give me a break... "geographical armor"... Tell that to Germany. France is a joke and will be a joke. go eat some frogs

  • Mo Jo
    Mo Jo Day ago

    France: My borders are secure! My geography is near perfect.
    Hitlers generals: Hold my panzer!

  • Roblox_ Gamer_YT_Ireland

    Well the French war of 1870 is the Franco Prussian war
    The French war of 1914 is the World War One (1st Great War)
    The French war of 1939 is the World War Two (2nd Great War)

  • Parmesh Maharjan

    France : builds Maginot line
    German forces : Goes around it
    France : wait that's illegal

  • TheSources OfLegionaries

    4:55 Germany didn’t invade France in 1939, WW2 “started” in 1939, but Germany invaded french soil on May 1940.

  • Max van Driel
    Max van Driel Day ago

    French is the worst language ever don’t speak it

  • Rowley Jefferson
    Rowley Jefferson Day ago +1

    Australia’s geography is better

  • Águila701
    Águila701 2 days ago

    Who cares what the Belgians think.

  • JackO M8
    JackO M8 2 days ago

    Get us out that EU map at the end.

  • Harold 360
    Harold 360 2 days ago +1

    French is perfect
    I am french
    I am perfect
    ❤❤🇨🇵🇨🇵

  • matg
    matg 2 days ago

    France geography sucks, such as a people live in France. And that's a fackt.

  • Sarpy Barpy TV
    Sarpy Barpy TV 2 days ago

    Yeah, France has pretty good natural borders, the Alps, the Atlantic, the English Cha- oh fuck they're going through Belgium, oh God, UK help us, oh fuck.

  • fix
    fix 2 days ago

    Why do u keep pronouncing France as FRIENDS. Can u at least google how its actually pronounced

  • Bull 2083
    Bull 2083 3 days ago

    This:Exists
    Bulgarians: *TRIGGERED*

  • sri harsha gunna
    sri harsha gunna 3 days ago

    why is the music playing in the background, it really sucks please remove it

  • Michael Walker
    Michael Walker 3 days ago

    Make a video, describing the effectiveness of the UK’s Geography

  • VeqaZ
    VeqaZ 4 days ago

    „Almost“ perfect

    Loses 3 wars against Germany in 100y

  • ultimateroblocksgawd

    Switzerland: exists

  • NPC Blacksmith
    NPC Blacksmith 5 days ago

    So what I got from the video is, France was wasted on the french.

  • Uber Alles
    Uber Alles 5 days ago

    France during the Franco Prussian war of 1870 was not invaded for the Northeast weakpoint, but by Alsace Lorraine, and the Germans won because of their superior discipline, artillery and rapid mobilization and use of infrastructure

  • Vishal Singh
    Vishal Singh 5 days ago

    so nobody is talking about the funky song in the background??
    Okay........

  • Erik Plankton
    Erik Plankton 5 days ago

    WW1, WW2

  • Jan Lipovac
    Jan Lipovac 5 days ago

    Do Croatian geography next please

  • Kanda Solstice
    Kanda Solstice 5 days ago

    Hachooo! WWII!!!

  • roniepao
    roniepao 5 days ago

    Spam that area with tesla coil towers.

  • Indie Play
    Indie Play 6 days ago

    I know why Belgium finally agreed to make some man made dependses bcoz French people finally acknowledge that french fries came from Belgium

  • Gerardo Cuevas
    Gerardo Cuevas 6 days ago

    I am new at this channel, and I might say is turning into one of my favorites.

  • LightSonicSpeed 4
    LightSonicSpeed 4 6 days ago

    6:48 map *very* subject to change

  • IYBJS 530
    IYBJS 530 6 days ago

    Perfect, except for a massive boarder with Germany

  • drksideofthewal
    drksideofthewal 7 days ago

    The only country with better geography is the US.

  • 4ev3rY
    4ev3rY 7 days ago

    France is perfect?
    Also beauty Italia is
    And green Germany too
    And mountainous norway
    Even the green and grey British Island.
    But only one place in Europe have a little piece of the rest and for this reason is the sublime place , the peninsula iberica.

  • theGamingJanina
    theGamingJanina 7 days ago

    Song?

  • MaMa DeW
    MaMa DeW 7 days ago +1

    You have to respect how he resisted the click bait temptation with "Almost".

  • Blue Maniac
    Blue Maniac 7 days ago +1

    Prussia and 3rd Reich: I'm about to end this man's career

  • Adolf Hitler
    Adolf Hitler 7 days ago

    No My Beloved Country Is The Perfect one

  • a clarinet
    a clarinet 8 days ago

    France has one of the luckiest places to be in?
    Germany in any world war: I'm going to ruin this man's whole career

  • Antoine Gouzou
    Antoine Gouzou 8 days ago +1

    Hé les français, ça fait du bien d'entendre parler de la France pour autre chose que les gilets jaunes et les révolutions.

  • 虞妙弋#FGO
    虞妙弋#FGO 8 days ago

    EU: together we will stand and stay strong!
    CoronaVirus: we’re about to break them apart.

  • Dipa Abraham
    Dipa Abraham 8 days ago

    Mein Got

  • Carbon kun
    Carbon kun 9 days ago

    Spies all across the globe:
    Yes, finally a good video

  • Memes Best
    Memes Best 9 days ago

    And yet could not stop Germany!Impressive!

  • Master Yoda
    Master Yoda 10 days ago

    parfait

  • jasop lope
    jasop lope 10 days ago

    Yeah alway almost surrender

    • Gabriel Petkov
      Gabriel Petkov 3 days ago

      @jasop lope WW1 was still a victory and France won most of the battles against Germany there, WW2 wasn't really a total defeat but i would give you that one if it's gonna make you happy and lastly France won many wars against Britain not only the American Revolution, wars like
      •Anglo-French war of 1778
      •French invasion of Normandy
      •Anglo-French war of 1213
      •100 years war
      •War of the league of Cambrai
      i can list more

    • jasop lope
      jasop lope 8 days ago

      @Gabriel Petkov you know that france almost lost in ww1 and lost in ww2 and alway lost in war with british except in american revolution which they help american

    • Gabriel Petkov
      Gabriel Petkov 8 days ago

      Winning 117 wars doesn't sound like "almost always"

  • Uranus Bat Mapping
    Uranus Bat Mapping 11 days ago

    6:48 theres mistake on map

  • Jose El9
    Jose El9 12 days ago

    South American countries be like: Am i a joke to you?

  • The Father of the Kaiserreich

    Franko-Preussen Krieg, Welt Krieg I, Welt Krieg II

  • The Father of the Kaiserreich

    Is Belgium part of France’s Geography??

  • Graham Hart
    Graham Hart 12 days ago

    France sucks! They cowards and caused WW2. Now Germany’s EU lap dog.

  • Kutlwano Legana
    Kutlwano Legana 12 days ago

    Please do more

  • Krešimir Ćosić
    Krešimir Ćosić 13 days ago

    Making fun of war machine decade ready country squashing an unprepared country, meanwhile France won most wars in world history xD

  • fatema dalky
    fatema dalky 13 days ago +3

    2:15 HANNIBAL LAUGH IN CARTHAGENEN

  • Mike Dobbelaere
    Mike Dobbelaere 14 days ago

    which city is shown at 1:51 ?

  • PotatoThief
    PotatoThief 14 days ago

    Imagine getting your ass whooped by the same enemy with the same route three times

  • Omar Elshennawi
    Omar Elshennawi 14 days ago

    France used to be punished severely

  • Don Baker
    Don Baker 15 days ago

    Lorie???? Please, Loire. And Siene? Seine.

  • Nasreddin Ören
    Nasreddin Ören 15 days ago

    How about Turkey?

  • Alan Yammaine
    Alan Yammaine 15 days ago

    It's not that perfect remember the imaginot line the Nazis got right in past that

  • Hazox
    Hazox 15 days ago

    Yet despite this, they almost lost ww1 and lost ww2

    • Gabriel Petkov
      Gabriel Petkov 15 days ago

      Almost? they won many Import battles against Germany on the western front and they didn't lose WW2 entirely, they continued to fight through Africa and inside Germany

  • Ardakapalasan
    Ardakapalasan 16 days ago

    Constructive feedback: you spelled the names of three rivers incorrectly. It's Seine (not Siene), Loire (not Lorie) and Garonne (not Garrone). NB: I'm not French.

  • M K
    M K 16 days ago

    All I see is a big white flag 👀

  • Texas80
    Texas80 17 days ago

    No wonder why French cuisine is amazing.

  • Jose Garcia
    Jose Garcia 17 days ago

    Nahhh I’ll stay here in Texas instead

  • Gabriel666 sparda
    Gabriel666 sparda 17 days ago

    frances greatest weakness is the french people itself .

  • Mike Northrup
    Mike Northrup 17 days ago

    Who won the Tour de France in 1940?
    The 7th Panzer Division!

  • hinterblieben
    hinterblieben 17 days ago

    adroit preview

  • Thomas D
    Thomas D 17 days ago

    What’s the name of the background music ? I love it 🎶 😂

  • wut duh fuk
    wut duh fuk 18 days ago +1

    France : i have perfect geographic defense.
    Israel : i know how you feel.

  • Isaac McAreavey
    Isaac McAreavey 18 days ago

    Try telling this to hoi4

  • The Doctrine
    The Doctrine 18 days ago

    Music is super annoying.

  • Ángel PV
    Ángel PV 18 days ago

    Can you talk about Spain Geography?

  • El Pescador
    El Pescador 18 days ago +1

    So perfect that it’s been invaded twice in one century lololol

  • Juliano Bondan
    Juliano Bondan 18 days ago

    Why would France be the first nation state?

  • James Lowe
    James Lowe 18 days ago +1

    Loving the country geography series! When can we see the next country in the series?

  • DIY Miracle
    DIY Miracle 18 days ago +2

    Sorry, the French Empire bordered Austria and the Ottoman Empires?...
    600 years before the Ottoman Empire existed, and 400 before the duchy of Austria did?
    You're also ignoring the original plan of the Belgium side of the Maginot Line, French troops were station alongside Belgium rivers until Belgium declared neutrality, forcing France to fall back to undefensable terrain. Step it up man.

  • T G
    T G 18 days ago

    Seine, Loire and Garonne. Is it that hard to copy Wikipedia?

  • Hazelly . com
    Hazelly . com 18 days ago

    And islamic invasion will complete the job

  • Peteydog
    Peteydog 18 days ago

    when you made that civ 6 reference, the land is actually quite bad. Not enough hills or late game resources for high production yields

  • Taran Chandi
    Taran Chandi 19 days ago

    All this and they surrender

  • KillainDetroit 420
    KillainDetroit 420 19 days ago

    Nobody: France: 🏳