"Emojis & Selfies: Cellphones Are Robbing Us" - TREVOR NOAH (Pay Back The Funny) 2015

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  • Trevor Noah
    Trevor Noah  Month ago +891

    If it made you laugh, SHARE it with a friend! And be sure to SUBSCRIBE & turn on notifications to see ALL the videos I upload! bit.ly/SubscribeTrevorNoah

    • gagandeep kaur sandhu
      gagandeep kaur sandhu 2 days ago

      Shared with 127 contacts 🤣🤣

    • Badger BadgerBadger
      Badger BadgerBadger 3 days ago

      I hate everything you do on the Daily Show. Divisive, dishonest, not human. But you are very much a human being, worldly and experienced, and it comes out when you are not shilling for the anti-intellectual globalist neo-fascists. Even between takes. Don't be fascist Trevor. I know it is tempting. But don't be one of them.

    • Kaylin 3121
      Kaylin 3121 3 days ago

      I just subscribed to you and you’re funny 😂

    • Musset911
      Musset911 4 days ago +1

      Laughed all the way... but still, can I say communicate doesn't mean exclusively speaking? Actually, body language and gestures count more than the words we pronounce...

    • Ivana Betterson
      Ivana Betterson 8 days ago

      I would not mind winning a Date with Trevor😉

  • Zahra Abuzaid
    Zahra Abuzaid Day ago

    I was laughing so hard my brother came in and called me a psychopath
    OMG love this dude

  • Saddysa - Afro Jazz Gospel Singer

    😂😂😂 now I feel dumb taking a selfie!!!

  • TUMELO MARIRI
    TUMELO MARIRI 2 days ago +1

    I NEVER knew how to communicate. Ya boi right here ain't got no filter when it comes to talking...

  • ABHISHEK SHARMA
    ABHISHEK SHARMA 2 days ago

    great bro
    just like u we have zakir khan in india

  • Epha Tracey Kalorib
    Epha Tracey Kalorib 2 days ago

    Trevor! 😂😂Love your Coco! She can pass as a Pacific Island granny 😁😁

  • Jjanjjangmaen
    Jjanjjangmaen 2 days ago

    I'm in love with u highkey

  • Tv's Got Talent
    Tv's Got Talent 3 days ago

    *dont clap for him i work hard for my applase*

  • Akatwijuka Robex
    Akatwijuka Robex 3 days ago

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • Waf Pang
    Waf Pang 3 days ago

    I work hard for an applause😂

  • rudra thakkar
    rudra thakkar 3 days ago +1

    2:56 Wasn't able to hold my phone after this

  • Koni Motsepe
    Koni Motsepe 4 days ago

    Screew yoouu ; eh😂😂😂😂😂

  • Golam Mahdi
    Golam Mahdi 4 days ago

    Man your ass...😻😻😻😻

  • Petras Patronas
    Petras Patronas 4 days ago

    SAVAGE ! 😂 sooo good

  • Amybella Jobe
    Amybella Jobe 4 days ago +2

    She said “you’ve never been head boy sooo”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • P Dias
    P Dias 5 days ago

    Trevor you are simply so entertaining.

  • Dylan Watersnake
    Dylan Watersnake 6 days ago

    I still have a landline...it's fun

  • Ovidiu Paunescu
    Ovidiu Paunescu 6 days ago

    You great sir..I love smart "stand up comedy " !

  • Veron Douglas
    Veron Douglas 6 days ago

    😜

  • FAZ Hc Limos
    FAZ Hc Limos 6 days ago

    And he sold his soul to the devel army one else relise the Masonic stage???

  • Piontro Pechetrini
    Piontro Pechetrini 6 days ago

    Trevor Noah has sold his soul to Satan. look ate the pyramid. and the checkers floor. Both symbols of the iluminati. He is doomed.

  • Angela Misango
    Angela Misango 7 days ago

    Hehehehe... That selfie part got me

  • Kevy Musindo
    Kevy Musindo 7 days ago

    Hahaha this is the truth ..cellphones have robbed us our humanity

  • Lesey Allen
    Lesey Allen 7 days ago

    “My brother is prefect and head boy”
    Ummm... Hogwarts?

  • Gina DominiiQue
    Gina DominiiQue 7 days ago

    I love that guy. 😂😂😂

  • princekwamiso
    princekwamiso 8 days ago

    You're simply the best. Because of you Trevor, I am thankful to Jesus Christ for the fact that I'm black.

  • The Old Man who didn't sell his Nano

    Even I'm watching this on Cellphone.

  • Than Moii
    Than Moii 8 days ago

    i love you trevor

  • Gurmeet Singh
    Gurmeet Singh 8 days ago

    Wonderful comedian

  • K Trigs
    K Trigs 8 days ago

    2:00-2:32
    He's SO right.

  • K Trigs
    K Trigs 8 days ago

    2:15
    That's me

  • K Trigs
    K Trigs 8 days ago

    1:07-1:13
    I cannot stop laughing.
    Ctfu

  • khanyisa mashoba
    khanyisa mashoba 8 days ago

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • nickyocean
    nickyocean 8 days ago

    Chesser... illuminati back groumd

  • Dannyela Maag
    Dannyela Maag 8 days ago

    Handsome and funny guy... I wanna send you my and love emojy, and lol... I love your stand up... 😚😚😚 # I don't resist 🤣

  • D B
    D B 8 days ago

    Dude ,I have a landline!!!!

  • the prince
    the prince 9 days ago

    just click the video you greedy ....😂😂😂

  • Brendon Olivier
    Brendon Olivier 9 days ago

    Its so funny beacouse its true

  • Brendon Olivier
    Brendon Olivier 9 days ago

    Its so funny beacouse its true

  • Uday Karma Golay
    Uday Karma Golay 9 days ago

    selfies???!!!!!!!!

  • Nightshade
    Nightshade 9 days ago +3

    You don't know how good it felt to use an old school home phone until you slam the thing down onto the receiver so hard the little bell inside dings slightly. Makes you feel good.

  • Tien Ashley conrad
    Tien Ashley conrad 9 days ago

    🤣🤣women taking selfies

  • musicmackiee
    musicmackiee 9 days ago

    Huge applud from India
    I wish you come India
    That will be great
    Love from # India
    #BEST COMEDIAN AND ARTIST

  • Devita Velesya
    Devita Velesya 9 days ago

    You heard this? When we devolve, don't say nobody warned us. Trevor did 😂

  • Dan i Scroller
    Dan i Scroller 9 days ago

    Selfieception

  • ARTAVAR
    ARTAVAR 9 days ago

    Oh, Trevor, have you not caught up with science yet, that has debunked the stereotype of Neanderthals being some half-witted morons, they found proof they pained, they were not retards!

  • Luwam Alem
    Luwam Alem 9 days ago

    He kills me!!😭😂😂😂

  • Lady Lady
    Lady Lady 10 days ago

    We laugh but all of these are true! 😌😄

  • Charmæn Khassers
    Charmæn Khassers 10 days ago

    So funny...oh yeah and here’s emoji 😁😅😂🤣🤪

  • Mutayyaba Siddiqui
    Mutayyaba Siddiqui 10 days ago

    I'm 16 but I know that feel we have a landline in Pakistan

  • Harry TM
    Harry TM 10 days ago +2

    Why did I not know about him before? It was really amazing!

  • Shawn Kangiser
    Shawn Kangiser 10 days ago

    Oh sure.. HE can make a monkey joke... :P

  • ranaoftohana
    ranaoftohana 10 days ago

    Bloody awesome

  • jadukichaddi
    jadukichaddi 10 days ago +1

    Love you man , you're the funniest stand up comedian of all time ❤️❤️❤️

  • Marzena Baranowska
    Marzena Baranowska 10 days ago

    Selfie monster lol 😂😂

  • Ahmed Al-Rawi
    Ahmed Al-Rawi 10 days ago

    # no you didn't # you're crazy # stop that shit xDDDDD GOLD xD

  • FACED
    FACED 10 days ago

    #StopThatShit

  • Olga Mak
    Olga Mak 10 days ago

    Lol! 😂

  • Ujala sheikh
    Ujala sheikh 11 days ago

    Oh my god i laughed so hard

  • Ibrahimuddin Sultan Mohammed Shah

    I love Trevor.

  • nizzthe 1
    nizzthe 1 11 days ago

    I like free things on free things thats what coupons are for

  • David Warner
    David Warner 11 days ago

    Hashtag stop that shit 🤣

  • Lance Alot
    Lance Alot 11 days ago +1

    The phone hang up joke was great when Seinfeld did it too.

  • Persisprincess
    Persisprincess 11 days ago

    Y do you want freak things on freak things.. my subscription done coz that is funny

  • Doctor Hijikata
    Doctor Hijikata 11 days ago +1

    do i sound racist if i say this is the first time ilike a black comedian

  • Prasanna V Balaji
    Prasanna V Balaji 11 days ago

    5:20 lit af

  • TheStavrosK
    TheStavrosK 11 days ago +1

    I was literally clapping , while watching it by my self!!

  • DuBB Wire
    DuBB Wire 12 days ago

    Trump got us soooo fked up I forget how funny a comedian Trevor is aaaand 100% needed Comedy right now and got it. BUT I WANT MY FREE PRIZE YOU greedy no prize giver. My free prize for doing free stuff absolutely makes sense. U cra cra

  • Ogochukwu Doris
    Ogochukwu Doris 12 days ago +1

    "They were always dancing in red dresses" That is my favorite emoji hahaha

  • denis livasia
    denis livasia 12 days ago

    SCEENSHOTS TOO!!!!

  • Samyak Jain
    Samyak Jain 12 days ago

    6:49 in your face moment

  • Curtis Whitehead
    Curtis Whitehead 12 days ago

    I want free things on Free things

  • Curtis Whitehead
    Curtis Whitehead 12 days ago

    Irony isn't lost I watched this on my phone

  • Jane Doe
    Jane Doe 12 days ago

    I'm concerned by the amount of emojis in the comment section

  • Mario Russel
    Mario Russel 12 days ago

    Whats up with the masonic floor trevvv??

  • Dela  cruize
    Dela cruize 12 days ago

    I fuckin seriously have to limit myself watching these damn videos or I'm going get fired from work because I watch them all freaking night and bloody sleep in because they just way to freaking funny 💯 "I think I might apply for the unemployment benefit tomorrow" 😂😅

  • Tanuja Thombre
    Tanuja Thombre 12 days ago

    Trevor, you are simply amazing, so cute, adorable and funny. I love you... Please please visit India. I would love to meet you......

  • ABCD12345
    ABCD12345 12 days ago

    good cameraman

  • Neo Mokhomo
    Neo Mokhomo 12 days ago

    😂😂😂#Iwokeuplikethis

  • Donna Joe
    Donna Joe 12 days ago

    Trevor you were born for comedy..

  • JoeyandLindsay
    JoeyandLindsay 12 days ago +2

    411 women were offended lmao

  • EternityKX
    EternityKX 12 days ago

    so true

  • Bongi Dlamini
    Bongi Dlamini 12 days ago

    Trevor you just Good bra

  • Egor Yakubenku
    Egor Yakubenku 13 days ago

    6:15 is literly my sister

  • ሴት ቻሌ
    ሴት ቻሌ 13 days ago

    #Iwokeuplikethis hahaha

  • Mohammed Haddaoui
    Mohammed Haddaoui 13 days ago

    love and respect from Morocco, Trevor!

  • WheelsAroundTown
    WheelsAroundTown 13 days ago +1

    Predicting the future. Our necks are going to evolve soon making us more down to earth I guess.

  • Hlengiwe Zungu
    Hlengiwe Zungu 13 days ago

    Selfie part omg 😂😂

  • Tooba Fatima
    Tooba Fatima 13 days ago

    Something things are bigger than others 😂😂

  • Fama Ameen
    Fama Ameen 13 days ago

    I died at 5.59 😆😆😂😂😂

  • Fama Ameen
    Fama Ameen 13 days ago

    Selfie obsessed 😆😆truth Trevor

  • crystalfunky
    crystalfunky 13 days ago

    Where can I watch the whole show?

  • Tataros •
    Tataros • 13 days ago +12

    I got a smartphone ad before this video.


    The irony

  • Mary Hasaballa
    Mary Hasaballa 13 days ago

    forget loans. Am saving up to get a ticket to one of your shows!!

  • Sajjad Ahmed
    Sajjad Ahmed 13 days ago

    I wonder why it hasn't reach 1 million subscribers

  • MoonInSky
    MoonInSky 13 days ago +1

    He's 35 and hates cell phones! Though he was about 32 when this standup was done. His generation practically grew up with them! It's not like he's 85. Very un-PC, cringey for American audiences. Condescending remark about monkey hands! And about women and selfies - kind of offensive. Very dated female selfie look.

  • Eega
    Eega 14 days ago

    I hate your videos, you just want to make me addicted ;)

  • Josh Bermudez
    Josh Bermudez 14 days ago

    Is this really from 2015?

  • Andy alcala
    Andy alcala 14 days ago

    People of 2015 are simple.