"Emojis & Selfies: Cellphones Are Robbing Us" - TREVOR NOAH (Pay Back The Funny) 2015

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  • Trevor Noah
    Trevor Noah  5 months ago +1503

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    • Fredy Martinez
      Fredy Martinez 9 days ago

      😂

    • אסי מקונן
      אסי מקונן 16 days ago

      Hey funny man!
      I really love watching your videos on TVclip and they make me laugh. And it's pretty hard to make me laugh. Hope I can get to your show in Israel sometime. We're missing people who will make us laugh. I speak from the perspective of a Jewish Ethiopian living in Israel. Racism has been quite depressing in recent years. Your videos help me laugh a little in the middle of the day or on nights when I can not sleep. Thank you and hope that you will come to Israel someday.

  • TuberJay Gaming
    TuberJay Gaming Day ago +1

    I feel like every video he has has a great life lesson! XD
    Like this one: about Phone Addiction!!

  • rifaat isk
    rifaat isk 3 days ago

    Oh man hes hialriuos the best comedian ever ...

  • Navita Gupta
    Navita Gupta 3 days ago

    And am watching it on my phone...lol

  • altohippiegabber
    altohippiegabber 3 days ago

    cellphones are fine, it is smartphones that is the problem!
    i dont (want to) own a smartphone or use social media, im 42 now and i have only owned 2 cellphones in my life, the first one was a brick and the one i have now i own since 2004!

  • Mojo Mabona
    Mojo Mabona 3 days ago +2

    Gogo:Did u have an office
    Trevor: no
    Gogo: then it wasn’t a job

  • 颜夕曼
    颜夕曼 3 days ago

    It's okay Trevor, I'm using my phone to watch you. It's making me more clever.

  • Joe Neman
    Joe Neman 5 days ago

    One Book, One School : Born a Crime - Veritas High School - Hey Trevor! Help us kick off your book with our students! docs.google.com/document/d/1oxFE8CF7-pswh36OHswxvD4mrNdkPhdoaPlmfahqNCw/edit?usp=sharing

  • Riah Shellini Alicea Austin

    Absolutely love you... watch you everyday... amazing content

  • Spooks McGhie
    Spooks McGhie 8 days ago

    This is a Seinfeld joke thooooo

  • Norita Mamita
    Norita Mamita 8 days ago

    Thanks for thé good laugh dude ...outstanding .

  • Connie Crawford
    Connie Crawford 8 days ago +1

    Trevor Noah -born 2/20/ 1984 .

  • Connie Crawford
    Connie Crawford 8 days ago +1

    Science has proven that some people are growing “ horns” on their necks from looking downward at phones so much! True fact - google it!

  • Divya Tripathi
    Divya Tripathi 9 days ago

    Your girl selfies made that nambian guide tell you *Not to be gay*

  • Paxus
    Paxus 9 days ago +1

    6:10 don't forget 'duck-lips'

  • Joe Kocienda
    Joe Kocienda 9 days ago

    im sorry who uses phones and shit like that tho

  • Mister Physics
    Mister Physics 10 days ago

    When did he become a Centrist Dad? He's shit.

  • Miracle Flowers
    Miracle Flowers 10 days ago

    You’re so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

  • Tyler Ho Tong
    Tyler Ho Tong 10 days ago

    2019?

  • Cenegay Mullenhof
    Cenegay Mullenhof 10 days ago

    Some things are bigger than others😂

  • Cindy John
    Cindy John 11 days ago

    This was so funny...i love you Trevor 😍😍😍

  • jimmy robinson
    jimmy robinson 11 days ago +1

    Lets see
    Man went to the moon: took 5 photos
    Woman went to the mirror: took 31 (maybe add a few zeros after it) photos

  • frenchzulu7474
    frenchzulu7474 11 days ago

    The funniest joke in this was when he said that women were the more intelligent of our species.

  • DanteTheCamel
    DanteTheCamel 11 days ago

    I died when he explained his view on selfies

  • Zareion Sistrunk
    Zareion Sistrunk 11 days ago

    Boi youvfguo

  • Courtney Marivadzi
    Courtney Marivadzi 11 days ago +1

    oooh look at that the people of 2015, so simple ncoooooh 😋

  • Angelika Krawczyk
    Angelika Krawczyk 12 days ago +7

    Omg Trevor was so real when it comes to siblings, especially the ones that you have big age differences. I have 3 sisters, 7, 13 and 16 years younger than me and my parents compare their achievements in preschool to my achievements in university and activism bruhh

  • VainGloriousBastard
    VainGloriousBastard 13 days ago

    that part where trevor tried to walk and talk like a caveman... that came from gabriel isnt it?

  • Renson Mwangi
    Renson Mwangi 13 days ago

    I worked hard for my applause.....

  • xDakem
    xDakem 13 days ago

    And I'm watching this from a smartphone. That's sad.

  • digital subliminal messages

    S R B
    So true ,yoy cant slam nothing /true //

  • digital subliminal messages

    S T O P. R A P E I N G. B A B I E S
    Sweet / staying in touch...with reality // // yeah the first time was in auto tunes ...)))oh my god ))))

  • ZOMBIE ASSASSAN
    ZOMBIE ASSASSAN 13 days ago

    I have a land line and I’m 16

  • Noctes Rebellionem
    Noctes Rebellionem 13 days ago +1

    All the emojis in the comments are kinda cracking me up

  • Juan Castillo
    Juan Castillo 13 days ago

    i am dying!!!!! he should be glad he's so damn good looking cause he looked like an alien parasite took him over when he was doing the selfie imitations. lmao, ugh tears!!!

  • Marline Ramlotchan
    Marline Ramlotchan 14 days ago

    Oooooh... Trevor... You too hilarious.. 😂🤣

  • K P
    K P 14 days ago

    I can see why Trevor was chosen as John Stewart’s successor. He has a vast knowledge, does uncanny impersonations, is street-smart and he’s hilarious....

  • Serenity
    Serenity 14 days ago

    That slamming down those dinosaur phones are fun UNTIL....you forget to move your thumb😂😂😂😂

  • Akosua Agyei
    Akosua Agyei 14 days ago

    God! I love this guy

  • MISKAY BB
    MISKAY BB 14 days ago

    😂😂😂somethings are bigger than others

  • Tanya Nelson
    Tanya Nelson 14 days ago

    😂😂😂😂

  • Anne K
    Anne K 14 days ago

    Selfies , the main reason I can’t stomach the Kardashian’s! The largest group of self serving people on the face of the earth! Totally useless!

  • edgarjx1
    edgarjx1 15 days ago

    Smartphones are making us dumber

  • yashika wadhwa
    yashika wadhwa 15 days ago

    Fabulous.....love it😍

  • Vesper Vesper
    Vesper Vesper 16 days ago +1

    Thank God for a comedian who is witty, insightful, knows the issues of the generation and doesnt use F word in every second sentence... And no use of sexual inneundoes.

  • אסי מקונן
    אסי מקונן 16 days ago

    Hey funny man!
    I really love watching your videos on TVclip and they make me laugh. And it's pretty hard to make me laugh. Hope I can get to your show in Israel sometime. We're missing people who will make us laugh. I speak from the perspective of a Jewish Ethiopian living in Israel. Racism has been quite depressing in recent years. Your videos help me laugh a little in the middle of the day or on nights when I can not sleep. Thank you and hope that you will come to Israel someday.

  • אסי מקונן
    אסי מקונן 16 days ago

    Hey funny man!
    I really love watching your videos on TVclip and they make me laugh. And it's pretty hard to make me laugh. Hope I can get to your show in Israel sometime. We're missing people who will make us laugh. I speak from the perspective of a Jewish Ethiopian living in Israel. Racism has been quite depressing in recent years. Your videos help me laugh a little in the middle of the day or on nights when I can not sleep. Thank you and hope that you will come to Israel someday.

  • אסי מקונן
    אסי מקונן 16 days ago

    Hey funny man!
    I really love watching your videos on TVclip and they make me laugh. And it's pretty hard to make me laugh. Hope I can get to your show in Israel sometime. We're missing people who will make us laugh. I speak from the perspective of a Jewish Ethiopian living in Israel. Racism has been quite depressing in recent years. Your videos help me laugh a little in the middle of the day or on nights when I can not sleep. Thank you and hope that you will come to Israel someday.

  • אסי מקונן
    אסי מקונן 16 days ago

    Hey funny man!
    I really love watching your videos on TVclip and they make me laugh. And it's pretty hard to make me laugh. Hope I can get to your show in Israel sometime. We're missing people who will make us laugh. I speak from the perspective of a Jewish Ethiopian living in Israel. Racism has been quite depressing in recent years. Your videos help me laugh a little in the middle of the day or on nights when I can not sleep. Thank you and hope that you will come to Israel someday.

  • אסי מקונן
    אסי מקונן 16 days ago

    Hey funny man!
    I really love watching your videos on TVclip and they make me laugh. And it's pretty hard to make me laugh. Hope I can get to your show in Israel sometime. We're missing people who will make us laugh. I speak from the perspective of a Jewish Ethiopian living in Israel. Racism has been quite depressing in recent years. Your videos help me laugh a little in the middle of the day or on nights when I can not sleep. Thank you and hope that you will come to Israel someday.

  • אסי מקונן
    אסי מקונן 16 days ago

    Hey funny man!
    I really love watching your videos on TVclip and they make me laugh. And it's pretty hard to make me laugh. Hope I can get to your show in Israel sometime. We're missing people who will make us laugh. I speak from the perspective of a Jewish Ethiopian living in Israel. Racism has been quite depressing in recent years. Your videos help me laugh a little in the middle of the day or on nights when I can not sleep. Thank you and hope that you will come to Israel someday.

  • xXMad DoGXx
    xXMad DoGXx 16 days ago

    Selfieception 😂😂

  • Seseblue Seseblue
    Seseblue Seseblue 16 days ago +10

    The selfie pose was on point🤣🤣🤣🤣 that’s totally me. And oh I shouldn’t use emojis 🙈🙈🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • dread knot
    dread knot 16 days ago

    So true about modern society not letting go their attachment

  • Timi Ndlovu
    Timi Ndlovu 16 days ago

    Ya.... Something are bigger than others. I loved the way he said it with the accent and all 😂

  • EXOL For Life
    EXOL For Life 17 days ago +1

    What I love about him is that I’m learning while being happy.

  • Cathy Vanderriet
    Cathy Vanderriet 17 days ago

    Yoh Trev..u got me again..

  • Marianne Janis
    Marianne Janis 17 days ago

    Only one thing wrong with landlines you are the only one who hears the sound they just hear a dead line

  • ForTheSakeOf SanityAndSuch

    That stage is dope

  • morrisal
    morrisal 18 days ago +1

    His grandma must be super adorable. :D :D

  • Hanum Hayes
    Hanum Hayes 19 days ago

    I noticed that he speaks with a little bit of mix of different accent subtly unintentionally

  • Nicoletta Cinci
    Nicoletta Cinci 19 days ago

    He makes me laugh my soks off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • dylina100
    dylina100 19 days ago +2

    Lol, I spent most of my day dreaming of when will I get to sleep again

  • princess étoile
    princess étoile 21 day ago

    The most stupid thing ever is watching a girl taking a selfie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👍🏻 it is scary

  • Ibrahim Mamdouh
    Ibrahim Mamdouh 23 days ago

    5:04 ladies hollering
    Ladies getting bombed 5:11 men laughing 😂

  • David Pereira-Loguzzo
    David Pereira-Loguzzo 23 days ago

    Seinfeld said the same thing but simulating IOS 3 I guess, back when you had to slide your finger

  • NAGGER S550
    NAGGER S550 23 days ago

    Screw you eeeh that shit had me dead 😂😂😂

  • Crystal Clear Mobile Restoration

    Noah, we never evolved.

  • Alyssa Morales
    Alyssa Morales 24 days ago

    Lol hard when he posed selfies

  • DeLinda Williams
    DeLinda Williams 24 days ago

    Hilarious! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Vegananian #NaturalHairMom

    🤳🏾monster 🙋🏾‍♀️🤣🤣

  • Alli Eliz
    Alli Eliz 24 days ago

    Lol you’re so damn funny

  • Je
    Je 25 days ago

    Genius guy..!! 😂😂😂

  • Diana 0000
    Diana 0000 25 days ago

    Miss being able to slam the phone on someone . It's NOT the same anymore . 😂😂
    # stopthatshit! (I agree 🤣)

  • Helene Piffard
    Helene Piffard 26 days ago +1

    THEY'LL SAY:
    "Oh, look , they made fun of themselves in 2015,, weird creatures back then! ??? lool
    HE'S NOT AFRAID TO TACKLE ISSUES THAT REALLY MATTERS! & MAKES PEOPLE THINK!
    HE WAS GIVEN A RARE GIFT FROM ABOVE! Hillarious!!!

  • tita ilie
    tita ilie 26 days ago +1

    What I love about your jokes is because are REAL life day by day ! Great Job.

  • Jon Hamitaj
    Jon Hamitaj 27 days ago

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Jon Hamitaj
    Jon Hamitaj 27 days ago

    🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

  • Jon Hamitaj
    Jon Hamitaj 27 days ago

    😂😂😂 you are fantastic

  • Amit Rawat
    Amit Rawat 27 days ago

    He even nailed the cave man accent.

  • Jeanette Cal
    Jeanette Cal 27 days ago

    You are awesome 😂😂😂

  • Shaylee’s Universe
    Shaylee’s Universe 27 days ago +2

    “Women are obsessed with selfies”
    Unless you’re me and hate the sight of your face

  • WTS X
    WTS X 27 days ago

    Smart and super hot

  • iSincerity
    iSincerity 27 days ago

    Because of you I'm proud to be African

  • Ahm S
    Ahm S 27 days ago

    Man your videos are stomach aching funny . Selfie are women new occupation.

  • Aliya Shabazz
    Aliya Shabazz 27 days ago

    😂😂😂😂

  • Just Paula
    Just Paula 27 days ago

    He's super 😍😍😍😍😍

  • Jenna Artz
    Jenna Artz 29 days ago

    he took a big problem and made it funny, but i do think phones are a problem. the next generation is gonna grow up obese because of laying or sitting on their phones all day. And yes, i have been doing this for most of my summer already :,( and i hate it but i dont. it doesn’t take long until i get bored and go outside or hangout with my family. but like i was saying our next generation will have more obese people because the american dream is just to eat hamburgers all day.

    • Mister Physics
      Mister Physics 10 days ago

      OBESITY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TECH - you sound retarded.

  • Tuskarora Owl
    Tuskarora Owl 29 days ago

    The best standuppist!

  • Kelvin Smith
    Kelvin Smith 29 days ago

    I swear you fuckin funny dude 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Joshiskovski
    Joshiskovski 29 days ago

    That checkered board stage and pyramid though. If you know you know

  • Alex Zhang
    Alex Zhang 29 days ago

    People I came back like a month later you still arguing.

  • Meno Meno
    Meno Meno Month ago

    You the best

  • AMANDEEP GREWAL
    AMANDEEP GREWAL Month ago

    This guy is so hilarious 😂

  • Tshepo Mashigo
    Tshepo Mashigo Month ago

    Nobody gon say nothing about the outro 😂😂😂

  • scar dech
    scar dech Month ago +4

    Trevor,you are amazing. I always watch your shows. Love you!! And hope to see you one day!! Love from Bhutan 💕

  • Juliana Rodrigues
    Juliana Rodrigues Month ago +4

    Totally agree Trevor cellphone is robbing our happiness

  • Jazz Reyes
    Jazz Reyes Month ago

    Some of us yea. Some can go on for days without selfie .

  • quoiddcost
    quoiddcost Month ago

    Emojis are the cave drawings 😂😂

    • Mister Physics
      Mister Physics 10 days ago

      they are not, the super rich can't understand the kids' new lingo so they DEMONISE it, KEEP USING EMOJIS !!! FUCK THE BILLIONAIRES

  • J A M E S
    J A M E S Month ago

    Guys will take about 3 selfies, scroll through, delete two and then stare at the last one till it becomes ugly and delete that too😂😂