Roy Moore & Jeff Sessions Cold Open - SNL


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  • JCMellencamp78
    JCMellencamp78 3 days ago

    You check a lotta boxes for me Roy!

  • ReLi Arts Shop
    ReLi Arts Shop 18 days ago

    anyone else notice, what looks like a rodeo queen's tiara/crown, on his cowboy hat???(seen only in certain directions, when he tips his head down)

  • Just Me
    Just Me 23 days ago

    ' Cooking up nightmares for children ' so on point these days,after ripping from their families 2300 children and justifing the atrocity with a Bible quote. I hope SNL wipes the floor with him when they come back this fall!

  • Silver Sif
    Silver Sif 25 days ago

    Is it any surprise that this dipshit is one of the people behind separating families? No? I thought so.

  • antonio volpe
    antonio volpe Month ago +1

    Jus kiddin

  • sayedur rahman
    sayedur rahman Month ago

    I am Muslim

  • Nathan Seelig
    Nathan Seelig Month ago

    What a hard choice for Alabama's people. A child molesting, twice removed judge for violating the Constitution, or the man who prosecuted KKK members who bombed a church. What a hard decision.

  • Lana Larue
    Lana Larue Month ago

    Im not that

  • Илья Петрович

    the whole point of sex scandals and feminism:If everyone thinks I did it I'll marry her!

  • 35823582
    35823582 Month ago

    "Just Kidding" LOL

  • owen alioto
    owen alioto 2 months ago

    Beck Bennett as Pence always sounds a bit like a vampire without the accent. So hypnotic...

  • Deacon Davis
    Deacon Davis 2 months ago


  • NadiaGirl1
    NadiaGirl1 2 months ago

    Why is he taking to a stuffed opossum?

  • Jennifer Robinson
    Jennifer Robinson 2 months ago

    Love Kate

  • The Joker
    The Joker 2 months ago

    Be better if creeepy Joe Biden was included in this sketch.

  • orlandotj1
    orlandotj1 2 months ago


  • Kyle Dechau
    Kyle Dechau 2 months ago

    No I'm not gonna talk to Vladimir Putin about this.

  • Bobby Nicolescu
    Bobby Nicolescu 2 months ago

    Kate should get an Emmy for this

  • Dave Jenson
    Dave Jenson 3 months ago

    I honestly hate when she plays a male character

  • Michael Uhlir
    Michael Uhlir 3 months ago

    You check a lot of boxes for me Roy. Lmao!

  • Robert Menegazzi
    Robert Menegazzi 3 months ago

    Roy Moore lost and never conceded - nobody gives two shits

  • IPrince Majestic
    IPrince Majestic 3 months ago

    I just ran across Roy Moore singing Karaoke - OMG!

  • Dean Summers
    Dean Summers 3 months ago

    Confirmed Jeff Sessions is a monstrous rodent

  • Delfino Torres
    Delfino Torres 4 months ago

    The best thing with trump we can have everything .. With out him will be bored... No bad things... Lets enjoy every thing because it won't last forever...hopefully no USA disaster ...lets enjoy life..

  • EV OPE
    EV OPE 4 months ago

    Moore: Can’t you call the boss?
    Pence: sorry, I’m not going to call Vladimir Putin about this

  • Jamie Swindall
    Jamie Swindall 4 months ago

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    Hugo LaFayette Black jurist, Harlan
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    Coretta Scott King civil rights leader, Marion
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    Carl Lewis track athlete, Birmingham
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    Jim Nabors actor, Sylacauga
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  • Brad Robb
    Brad Robb 4 months ago

    Why is his hat on backward

  • Tonia Dunn
    Tonia Dunn 4 months ago +1

    kate is sooo funny as jeff sessions I love her very talented 😅😂😁😁

  • Pink Angel
    Pink Angel 5 months ago

    The fuck Nailbiter

  • David Bevans
    David Bevans 5 months ago

    Would've been great if he rode in on a horse

  • Eternal Carnage
    Eternal Carnage 5 months ago +1

    Lost by 1,5 percent. Damn he was right.

  • Cre8tv Productions
    Cre8tv Productions 5 months ago

    Kate McKinnon kills it every time!!!!lol

  • Diana Diaz
    Diana Diaz 6 months ago

    that's funnier than a s*** hole

  • Jacob Tranmer
    Jacob Tranmer 6 months ago

    Am I the only one who finds Kate Mckinnon's impression of Jeff Sessions annoying and creepy?

  • PandoraBVV
    PandoraBVV 6 months ago

    Is anyone else experiencing NO VIDEO on SNL vids, using Chrome browser & Chromebook? I am getting audio, but no video

  • JoshRuble75
    JoshRuble75 6 months ago

    Fuck Jeff Sessions

  • cakafella
    cakafella 6 months ago

    Is it me or does she sound like Christopher Walken

  • Hernan Gutierrez
    Hernan Gutierrez 6 months ago

    Not even Jesus could help the paedophile win Alabama

  • Adam Bathon
    Adam Bathon 6 months ago


  • Stacey Dana
    Stacey Dana 6 months ago


  • Kitty Frisco
    Kitty Frisco 6 months ago

    What happen to the video? it's BLACKOUT! and only the audio is on.SAD SAD & FAKE!

  • Bento
    Bento 6 months ago +1

    Putin and Pence have never been seen at the same time, think about it...

    Judy FIELDS DAVIS 6 months ago

    The media has been looking into the validity of Melania Trump’s narrative as it relates to her immigration to the United States. Some have raised valid concerns at the media’s budding criticism of the spouse of a presidential candidate, for, even though the media and the Right have waged ferocious campaigns to defame Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama over the years, there are many among us who view this type of intrusion into the lives of family members of political candidates to be unfair to those individuals who did not seek the political limelight themselves.
    However, Melania Trump is not merely the spouse of a presidential candidate who has utilized the issue of immigration to demonize others, she is also a birther, who, like her husband, has promoted the notion that President Barack Obama was born in a foreign country and has therefore illegally assumed the presidency of the United States.
    During an appearance on CNN’s The Joy Behar Show on April 20 of 2011, Melania presented a stubborn and vigorous argument that the President’s birth certificate was illegitimate.

  • Incarnesium
    Incarnesium 6 months ago

    2:34 lol you can see how feminine her legs are because her slacks are tight. I love it.

  • frances uhlir
    frances uhlir 6 months ago

    I love it! You check alot of boxes for me Roy.... lmao!

  • LeviathanSpeaks1469
    LeviathanSpeaks1469 6 months ago

    Tom Hanks should play Roy Moore...

  • Dave L. Woodrum
    Dave L. Woodrum 6 months ago

    I have one problem (and one problem only) with Kate's version of Jeff Sessions.... she makes him almost adorable!

  • Biasface
    Biasface 6 months ago

    you're mom gay

  • mastermooky
    mastermooky 6 months ago

    sexual whore rassment, poor roy, so deluded

  • mastermooky
    mastermooky 6 months ago

    jeff sessions going back to his planet-

  • EvilFookaire
    EvilFookaire 6 months ago

    I may not stand a chance as a dude, but damn, Kate, I'd totally wife that creepy Sessions of yours...

  • Rory Robinson
    Rory Robinson 6 months ago

    Measure mix considerable stability partnership damage need radical

  • al patrickson
    al patrickson 6 months ago

    Woody from Toy Story. lol 😂

  • ISIS McCain
    ISIS McCain 6 months ago

    Why is it your viewership keep shrinking? Must be all that truth and good vibes you sell, huh?
    How does it feel being the mouthpiece for both major political parties, spewing fake skits and fake innuendos, and only going to bat for those candidates and policies that support one world corporate globalist governance by unelected international bureaucrats that are appointed by the mega corporations that have absolutely no interest in your country's sovereignty or democracy, just like what is going on in the E.U./Brussels??

  • G Philip C
    G Philip C 6 months ago

    Dat George Jones as papa?

  • Tigerlillielibra
    Tigerlillielibra 6 months ago

    "Can't you call the boss?" "Sorry, I'm not going to call Vladimir Putin about this." I'm done. LOL

  • Mike Myr
    Mike Myr 6 months ago

    CNN msnbc does not represent we the people most of america voted for Trump the true we the people; this propaganda machine is paid for corporations that destroy this world for profit and does not care one bit for a single person just the bottom dollar they lie trick you tell you how to think listen to Fox news Hannity or any independent news for true reporting

  • Tony Tune
    Tony Tune 6 months ago +1

    The only ones who have to work are the actors and make up artists , the writers have nothing to do , having the scripts written by the principals . It is all so funny until you finally realize that we are all caught up in this nightmare , with no quick or easy way out.

  • Tyler Durden
    Tyler Durden 6 months ago +1

    F U and your money hungry forced advertisements and liberal democrat leanings.

  • Hayden Elliott
    Hayden Elliott 6 months ago

    I’m from Alabama

  • Martin Luther
    Martin Luther 7 months ago +1

    Wait, SNL making fun of conservative white guys as sexist, idiot, rapists, who hate all homosexuals and non-whites... That is so original... I haven't seen this hundreds of time this passed year. It is so funny.

  • Out of many One
    Out of many One 7 months ago

    Obama only promised Hope while Trump delivered Change!!! #MAGA

  • Michael Jones
    Michael Jones 7 months ago

    Funny that all my left wing videos this morning are preceded by religious (Christian) adverts about how great Mary is

  • SilverStream
    SilverStream 7 months ago

    I am from Alabama and wanted Roy Moore to win and this doesn't even offend me xD

  • sanonboi
    sanonboi 7 months ago


  • Everblue Freediving
    Everblue Freediving 7 months ago

    it would be funnier if it wasn't true....

  • Reginald Jenkins
    Reginald Jenkins 7 months ago


  • Jack Ster
    Jack Ster 7 months ago

    "Can't you call the boss?" "No I can't call Vladimir Putin about this."

  • Brian Anderson
    Brian Anderson 7 months ago


  • Shadow Chief
    Shadow Chief 7 months ago

    I'm usually the creepiest one in the room but I look at you I'm like omg

  • anonUK
    anonUK 7 months ago

    How did the man playing Mike Pence ever pass an audition?

  • Mark L
    Mark L 7 months ago

    Kate Mckinnon is unbelievably talented.

  • Richie Tindall
    Richie Tindall 7 months ago

    I make$200 dollars a DAY!! If you wanna join CLICK THE LINK

  • CarrieBrooks
    CarrieBrooks 7 months ago

    He'll marry her😅

    TEAM6USA 7 months ago


  • she livesforjesus
    she livesforjesus 7 months ago

    Have you noticed that neither one sounds even remotely like the person they are impersonating?? PATHETIC!!! JOHN BELUSHI WOUULD THROW UP AT HOW BAD THEY ARE!!

  • Adman Buckfast
    Adman Buckfast 7 months ago +1

    Gawddang, Kate's Jeff Sessions, specifically in this sketch, is one of the creepiest things I've ever seen, a bit like The Joker crossed with Roark Jr. / Yellow Bastard in Sin City and the Jeepers Creepers Creeper - in fact, ALMOST as creepy as the actual, real Roy Moore!

  • SJ Cohen
    SJ Cohen 7 months ago

    I'm guessing they will do a follow-up sketch about Moore losing the election.

  • Eli Strauss
    Eli Strauss 7 months ago

    He lost!!

  • bmetr1
    bmetr1 7 months ago

    Roy moore is the yella king

  • John Jauregui
    John Jauregui 7 months ago

    Alabama Deep State judges command all precincts to destroy ballots to prevent an election recount. The enemy is the terrorist Deep State.

  • M Hurly
    M Hurly 7 months ago

    google and Bing blocking up-to-date coverage and searches and commentary on net neutrality!!! try google and Bing search and see what you get!!!!

  • G T
    G T 7 months ago

    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!

  • Velna Hill
    Velna Hill 7 months ago

    Would love to see Pat as Steve Bannon

  • Where S Waldo
    Where S Waldo 7 months ago

    He's damn near 3 Alabama~!!!

  • skippybubble
    skippybubble 7 months ago

    LOL Kate killed it as Jeff Sessions!!

  • Toblerone Monster
    Toblerone Monster 7 months ago

    “I look at you and I’m like oh my god...” 😂

  • Eugene T Chu
    Eugene T Chu 7 months ago +5

    Update as of December 13th, 2017,
    Roy Moore lost his special election...and he dressed like Woody from "Toy Story"

  • Taylor Acker
    Taylor Acker 7 months ago +2

    Anybody watching this on 12/12/2017? ; )

  • Larry Jones
    Larry Jones 7 months ago

    Am I the only one seeing nothing but a black video screen? B-(

  • Bryan Gentry
    Bryan Gentry 7 months ago +1

    And Alabama saves 2017! LOL

  • Bryan Register
    Bryan Register 7 months ago

    Every time SNL says that southern white people are only half-human, another 10,000 people commit to vote for Trump.

    • Tyler Fitzgerald
      Tyler Fitzgerald 7 months ago

      Bryan Register don’t be a snowflake. They never said that, the running gag is that Jeff Sessions is part possum. Nowhere does that imply that all white southerners are half animal.

  • Awesome Sauce!
    Awesome Sauce! 7 months ago +6

    Roy Moore lost :)

  • tex mex
    tex mex 7 months ago

    Alabama will be hated as long as their football team keeps beating everyone else's.

  • Griffin Surett
    Griffin Surett 7 months ago

    Roy Moore for Senate! These allegations have all been false

    • Griffin Surett
      Griffin Surett 7 months ago

      CHRIS CONLEY he did lose. Whats your point?

      CHRIS CONLEY 7 months ago

      He lost Griffin, how does that feel?

  • Andrew H.
    Andrew H. 7 months ago

    Vote Lee Busby!

  • Maxantium
    Maxantium 7 months ago

    I dig dat Bae , Kate McKinnon , she's funny like a sfuffed Possum .

  • Edward Wallace
    Edward Wallace 7 months ago

    CNN is really desperate, (should ask the news guy when he was 14 if he would have done a 30 yr old lady.) Big joke CNN acting like Al "the grabber Franken" is more virtuous because he admits he forces himself on women.The difference is the force used by Al and permission sought by the other man.