Roy Moore & Jeff Sessions Cold Open - SNL

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    Badmash4You 2 hours ago

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  • For Pern
    For Pern 2 hours ago

    Why do these crap skits keep making it into Trending? I mean, YouTube needs to hand-pick the trending section but SNL doesn't seem like a worthy Trending video every single week.

  • Done Write
    Done Write 7 hours ago

    Obviously who ever owns SNL is a libtard and bias. Stop trying to program the people to your wack beliefs.

  • Jericho Majewski
    Jericho Majewski 7 hours ago

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  • J Kilroy
    J Kilroy 8 hours ago

    Maybe you guys can get Franken on for some method acting

  • d v
    d v 8 hours ago

    9/11 was a punishment from god for sodomy. Seriously?

  • Chrome Madness
    Chrome Madness 8 hours ago +1

    Yes.I love it l.BreAk that state down and Destroy them.

  • MegF
    MegF 9 hours ago

    Why not do a write-in candidate for Republicans? Wasn't it Luther Strange as the other Republican in the primary? If Moore steps down, then only way that Republicans can win the Senate seat is by a write-in candidate. SNL would love for Alabama to hand over a Senate seat to Democrats to use their "resist" and "obstruct" view.

  • Preston Chandler
    Preston Chandler 9 hours ago

    "I got the goosebums!"

  • John Davis
    John Davis 21 hour ago

    SNL misses sucking Obama’s cock.

  • John Davis
    John Davis 21 hour ago

    Left wing propaganda fake news Alt-Left Dictatorship. They would never do this to Obama.

  • Charles Jeffries
    Charles Jeffries 21 hour ago

    All this really is ,is a bias liberal attack. But sadly from reading the comments I think a lot of you libtards think this is news..

  • loopba
    loopba 22 hours ago

    Moore could be facing the death penalty based on existing Alabama laws on child sodomy

  • Andrew West
    Andrew West Day ago +1

    Roy Moore is the classic self righteous christian phony. It's easy to believe his accusers. Go to (your) Hell, Roy.
    On Al Franken.... there's more.

  • Rios Ricardo
    Rios Ricardo Day ago +1

    Kate deserves a rise...😃

  • NY Gal
    NY Gal Day ago +2

    I will watch McKinnon do the Sessions character until the possums come home. Priceless!

  • Benny Wilkie
    Benny Wilkie Day ago

    Funny how they NEVER seem to give this kind of treatment to Demoncrat Scum. Say where was this when their God, Bill “the molester” Clinton was doing all of his crap?
    Oh right, Bill is a Demoncrat so all is good.
    When will they give Al Franken this treatment? Oh right, never. Al is also a good Demoncrat. Harvey Weinstein? Yep never.
    No one finds the timing of these accusations at all suspicious? Shazam! Of course it’s all just a big coincidence that the just happens to come out right before a special election.
    Demoncrats are the most vile vermin this earth has ever seen.

  • Lee Johnson
    Lee Johnson Day ago +1

    Now that the People of Alabama know that Roy Moore forced Underage Girls to have sex with him the Alabama people will Elect Roy Moore to the Senate where the manly man Roy Moore will have sex with more, Underage Girls. Roy Moore does have this thing for Underage Girls and it will elect him as Senator from Alabama.

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  • tyler peterson
    tyler peterson Day ago

    When I was 14 Elisabeth Warren lured me into her Tepee and gave me a non Consensual Indian burn.

  • AGENT X SECURITY
    AGENT X SECURITY Day ago +1

    SNL SHOULD ALWAYS PLAY BOTH SIDES OF THE COIN !!!. BOTH DEMOCRAKS & Republicans.!!!. . FAIRE AND Balance !!!.🙊🙉🙈👍💖.

  • rick rose
    rick rose Day ago

    Best...entrance...ever.
    (Kate McKinnon is a genius.)

  • 巴曰片凵 BlacAlwkman

    Alabama need I say more just had a record number of top politician too go to jail and now this roll some tide? 😐😮😂

  • LinkMEP
    LinkMEP Day ago

    It's funnier if you focus on truths.

  • michael barnett
    michael barnett Day ago

    This election is not so much about Roy Moore but about President Trump ability to get his big agenda through. All of the allegations about Roy Moore are all lies. As a Black man I believe Roy Moore 100%. Voters should get out there and vote like crazy for this Man of God Roy Moore, 100 % all the way. If 1 million women from the Democratic Party come out crying about sexual assault, it is all lies, don’t believe them, and vote like crazy for this Man of God Roy Moore.

  • Beagle Fan
    Beagle Fan Day ago

    Now make a skit with Al and Harvey, you leftist fucking dopeheads.

  • Bigboy123
    Bigboy123 Day ago +2

    Half of America voted for Trump. Good luck in the next election, you're going to need it.

    • fab42355
      fab42355 Day ago

      2016 Presidential election shows that over 100 million people who are eligible to vote in the U.S. didn't vote.

  • Francesca McGill

    You check a lot of boxes for me Roy bhwawawa

  • Tauni05
    Tauni05 Day ago

    No "cold open" parodying Harvey Weinstein? Dustin Hoffman? Louis Ck or...Oh, wait...That's right...It's ok to act like that when you're a Liberal. Got it.

  • Fungi Phil
    Fungi Phil Day ago

    ..... but scientists tell us that we're all just animals and there is no God, so what's the big deal ?

  • Tvoyo Delo
    Tvoyo Delo 2 days ago

    Terrible!!! Sessions need way more Southern draw and Moore needs way more machismo.

  • Derrick Carson
    Derrick Carson 2 days ago

    wow this show has gone further down the tubes every year not even worth watching any more

  • e james
    e james 2 days ago

    wouldn't it be just the ultimate "fuck you" to new york city if alabama elected roy jones . I hope they do it.......

  • e james
    e james 2 days ago

    I'M GOOD ENOUGH......I'M SMART ENOUGH..............AND GOSH DARN IT.....I LIKE TO FEEL UP UNCONSCIOUS WOMEN.

  • Henry Wilson
    Henry Wilson 2 days ago

    Creepy? seriously? Bill Clinton, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi etc........

  • Jim Naylor
    Jim Naylor 2 days ago +1

    Don't put Moore in the Senate. Step up Alabama.

  • Will Stolp
    Will Stolp 2 days ago

    I believe it was DEMOCRATS who want to lower the age of consent to 13

  • Peter Jordan
    Peter Jordan 2 days ago

    Holy crap I love this bit.

  • Will Stolp
    Will Stolp 2 days ago

    Where is the Harvey Weinstein cold open

  • rayofhope
    rayofhope 2 days ago

    Boy ooooooo boy! I can't wait to see snl rip al franken a new one!

  • brrrgh rabbit
    brrrgh rabbit 2 days ago

    Do one with Shep Smith in High Heels.

  • Susan Malloy
    Susan Malloy 2 days ago

    that's Mike Pence

  • whalesong999
    whalesong999 2 days ago

    I've consulted with opossums occasionally over the years. They're generally not very interested in helping us sort out our trials...; too humble, something our politicians have left in the dark for so long.

  • Freedom2Noise Media
    Freedom2Noise Media 2 days ago

    Agitprop-PSYOP

  • Laura Fritz
    Laura Fritz 2 days ago +1

    Get KATE MCKINNON BACK AS JEFF SESSIONS!

  • jacob warner
    jacob warner 2 days ago

    I love SNL. During the election this makes sense. Now to be still doing this stuff. Well its propaganda. We should be giving Trump a chance. I didn't vote for him but he is our president.

  • ottobong
    ottobong 2 days ago +1

    Son of a weasel!

  • William Cheng
    William Cheng 2 days ago

    Into The Night by Benny Mardones would be funny in this skit.

  • Orange Monkey Hunter

    Who’s that lady in the beginning at the door

  • TheRepty818
    TheRepty818 2 days ago +2

    Kate McKinnon is gold. I'll watch her in anything.

  • Shawna
    Shawna 2 days ago +1

    "Poppa, I need your advise." I lost it!!!

  • Pro League Material
    Pro League Material 2 days ago

    Leftist propaganda like this is why Donald Trump won the election.

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  • EL Wray
    EL Wray 3 days ago +1

    Fake ass media gold diggers... Tha left....

  • Riley Draws
    Riley Draws 3 days ago

    V. Hi

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    clark davis 3 days ago

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  • Linda G
    Linda G 3 days ago +2

    That woman playing Sessions is wonderful! She’s a big improvement too.

  • mr. bubble
    mr. bubble 3 days ago

    (((Libtard's)))

  • James Wilhite
    James Wilhite 3 days ago

    Lose the Pense guy

  • Joey Bono
    Joey Bono 3 days ago

    Roy & Mike Cold Open....typo on the title line!

    • Joey Bono
      Joey Bono 3 days ago

      Oh wait ...there he is Mr. Sessions the 'nightmare'

  • donc1701
    donc1701 3 days ago +1

    You think we'll ever see the day when Saturday Night Lies makes fun of old pervert Joe Biden ?

  • Gabriel Hernandez
    Gabriel Hernandez 3 days ago

    What a bunch of clowns...!!! Let us see if the real story comes out in court...till then...

  • Simon Kanner
    Simon Kanner 3 days ago +2

    what's with the cowboy gettup? 25 years ago in rural parts of western states like California, Oregon and Texas some people used to wear cowboy hats and boots, but not Alabama! it's soo imature....

  • Bernard Gilbert
    Bernard Gilbert 3 days ago

    SNL seems to be doing a reverse of Monty Python.

  • Peter Kam
    Peter Kam 3 days ago

    she has sessions spot on.

  • R S
    R S 3 days ago +3

    Kate McKinnon is awesome. Papa, I want to be ha-a-appy!. hahahahahaha XD

  • Kay Schwartz
    Kay Schwartz 3 days ago

    tvclip.biz/video/iH_xeGIcijg/ We should take a look at real sexual perverts like Creepy Uncle Joe Biden!!!

  • Joe surfer
    Joe surfer 3 days ago +1

    I could not even sit through this complete left wing criminal globalist garbage past half way.

    • Mike Huff
      Mike Huff 10 hours ago

      Joe surfer typical spineless humorless conservaturd

    • Animal Anger
      Animal Anger 3 days ago

      Racist

  • West_Midlander
    West_Midlander 3 days ago

    "Kidding is the term I use for dating young ladies"

  • Owen G
    Owen G 3 days ago +2

    Man, Kate McKinnon is single-handedly keeping SNL watchable

  • EscapeDesignFX
    EscapeDesignFX 3 days ago +1

    Kate McKinnon is a genius!!! Her characters have my laughing so freaking hard I cant breath. Keep it up Kate!!!

  • PAUL FISHMAN
    PAUL FISHMAN 3 days ago

    Everyone in the media and the public are shouting: "Roy Moore is hot and sexy!" "Get rid of him at once !" SNL is emphasizing this with the leather vest he is wearing as a symbol of his hot lust.

  • FrederickGFX
    FrederickGFX 3 days ago

    This Cold Open was flat until Kate came crawling out of the cabinet.

  • OpenlyTranshumanist
    OpenlyTranshumanist 3 days ago

    You mean Trump not Putin. Stop trying to start WWIII Hillary Lost, and because of her we got Trump

  • Captain MacK
    Captain MacK 3 days ago

    democrap snowflakes are like some shot out ol crack whore that gets off on being slapped around by their pimps and keeps coming back for more fake news psyops!! SNL has not been funny for at least 20 years!!! just pathetic snowflake wanna be trendy zombies watch this crap🤣🤣🤣

  • 2kosher
    2kosher 3 days ago

    That blew chunks

  • TheoKabala89
    TheoKabala89 3 days ago

    I know I keep saying this, but Sessions really does look like Gollum.

  • joshua garner
    joshua garner 3 days ago

    Is this what they call comedy these days?

  • Bla Bla
    Bla Bla 3 days ago +1

    So when somebody at the Air Force Academy wrote the word "nigger" on a wall locker, it became national news and the academy director was basically forced to make a public apology (it turned out to be a hoax perpetrated by a black idiot). However, when an evil black monster in Kansas City named Frederick Demond Scott said he wanted to "kill all white people" and murdered five innocent white men for no reason, there wasn't a single story in the national news. FUCK THE UNITED STATES. #WHITEGENOCIDE

  • king lo
    king lo 3 days ago

    Former president bush; touch a 16yrs old girl" Bill Clinton is a tree jumper to 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂it's a white thing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Paul americanfreedom

    Funny how it took over forty years to come forward. A supporter of trump accused of thing he can't prove he didn't do and they can't prove he did. These liberals have proven the lie and make up false stories to stop anyone from helping the president help americans

    • Rossta 888
      Rossta 888 3 days ago

      hey paul he was banned from a YMCA for soliciting young girls for sex.. you want to be wrong on that and find out its true and be that guy.. fuck off.. the lady has him signing her yearbook "DA" and he wont deny it and you are desperately denying it for him.. again . fuck off .. funny how you are ostracizing her for political gain. wow you low life loser. the timing was perfect! get the bastards when they think its all clear. trolls apparently don't have young trolls they care about. they must eat them.

  • Daconqueror 777
    Daconqueror 777 3 days ago

    ...leave me ta ma gerrymandering..reaches for daddy opossum

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  • ZephoN
    ZephoN 3 days ago

    If you really think SNL is funny, you have a dumb, poor sense of humor.

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    Xi Ptah Nehesi 3 days ago

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  • Christa R
    Christa R 3 days ago +1

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  • Roru Loru
    Roru Loru 3 days ago

    Bad writing ,Bad make up...!

  • Nleeklee Polowteehow

    just a dumb show by a dumb jew.

  • Nleeklee Polowteehow

    hell awaits all you who think this is funny.

  • RobinFlysHigh
    RobinFlysHigh 3 days ago

    Am I the only that's more concerned about his terrible LGBT rights record rather the fact that he may or may not have kissed a teenager 30 plus years ago????? Yes? Ok....... Fun video though....... It was interesting............ Cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol. :).

    • Rossta 888
      Rossta 888 3 days ago

      kissed... he grabbed her by the neck and pushed her head into her lap.. and groped her. yea i hate his LGBT record to but fuck that. he put her into a do this now or else position. and when she struggled to much he pushed her out of the car and said i am the DA you are a teenage girl they will belive me. it was not just an innocent kiss.. wtf???// cheers

  • Moon Watcher
    Moon Watcher 3 days ago

    So much for the GOP being the party of god
    GOP = GRAND OLE PERVERTS

  • Michael George
    Michael George 3 days ago

    Well, that was gross. All of it.

  • Candice Brunson
    Candice Brunson 3 days ago

    SNL so quick to make a sketch about a Republican perv. Waiting for a sketch on all the liberal pervs... Oh wait... That will never happen because they're all friends. SMH. Hypocrites.

  • Dixie  Shuffler
    Dixie Shuffler 4 days ago +1

    The shitty part is most of America actually considers this entertainment...we the people are a fuckd up bunch.

  • Meha Srivastav
    Meha Srivastav 4 days ago

    watchin for kate <3

  • Avengersoul
    Avengersoul 4 days ago

    When can we expect some of these for Weinstein and the other Hollywood rapists, sexual assaulter's and pedo's?

  • Joyce Dauzart
    Joyce Dauzart 4 days ago

    America, America..... wicked to the core !!! Evangelicals love Trump, and now they love this Moore scumbag. What are they preaching in their fancy churches on Sunday, that Moore is like Joseph from the Bible ? That to be a pedophile is divine ? Wow, what's next ?

  • Xuela Pacifickouwatchu

    Sessions😂😂😂😂😂😂