Roy Moore & Jeff Sessions Cold Open - SNL

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  • yeahmansoul
    yeahmansoul 8 days ago +1

    Love the kidding joke

  • Crystal Richeson
    Crystal Richeson 13 days ago

    she looks coked or methed up in this

  • Luis Gonzalez
    Luis Gonzalez Month ago

    Thank GOD he LOST YAAAAAAAY

  • Olivia Eyes
    Olivia Eyes Month ago

    I hate the possum disrespect how fucking dare they compare my screaming trash babies to that walking piece of shit

  • Joanna deymonaz
    Joanna deymonaz Month ago

    I love that the opossum is his dad

  • Andres Arnold
    Andres Arnold 2 months ago

    0:34 they will most times

  • Brian Smith
    Brian Smith 2 months ago

    I'm 5! and the spectre of Jeffrey Beauregard Sessions scares the crap out of me... I need access to weed and 'bortion...bottom line

  • Gloria Nica
    Gloria Nica 2 months ago

    Pop I need your advice, that shit was funny, the whole sketch was funny, please SNL bring more.

    • Gloria Nica
      Gloria Nica 2 months ago

      NadiaGirl1 Well, the man is too evil & heartless that the mayority don't like & his actions are similar to this little creature; in action when doing evil & in hiding & playing dead, when they're after him, like right now; SNL is using that as a reflection of reality & assumes that even a man like that is not all alone in the world and there is always an opposum that he can consule & receive love & nourishment from, hahaha, who knows, we now know poppa, maybe in the near future SNL may introduce us to momma opposum and we know the whole family tree, hahaha, .SNL is on tonight, .I am hoping for that, hahaha, take care babe.

    • NadiaGirl1
      NadiaGirl1 2 months ago

      Gloria Nica my question is why is he talking to a stuffed opossum?

  • Roland
    Roland 3 months ago

    You haven't lived when you haven't seen Kate's impression of Jeff sessions.

  • JCMellencamp78
    JCMellencamp78 3 months ago

    You check a lotta boxes for me Roy!

  • ReLi Arts Shop
    ReLi Arts Shop 3 months ago

    anyone else notice, what looks like a rodeo queen's tiara/crown, on his cowboy hat???(seen only in certain directions, when he tips his head down)

  • Just Me
    Just Me 3 months ago

    ' Cooking up nightmares for children ' so on point these days,after ripping from their families 2300 children and justifing the atrocity with a Bible quote. I hope SNL wipes the floor with him when they come back this fall!

  • antonio volpe
    antonio volpe 4 months ago +1

    Jus kiddin

  • sayedur rahman
    sayedur rahman 4 months ago

    I am Muslim

  • Lana Larue
    Lana Larue 4 months ago

    Im not that guy....lol

  • 35823582
    35823582 5 months ago

    "Just Kidding" LOL

  • owen alioto
    owen alioto 5 months ago

    Beck Bennett as Pence always sounds a bit like a vampire without the accent. So hypnotic...

  • Deacon Davis
    Deacon Davis 5 months ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • NadiaGirl1
    NadiaGirl1 5 months ago

    Why is he taking to a stuffed opossum?

  • Jennifer Robinson
    Jennifer Robinson 5 months ago

    Love Kate

  • The Joker
    The Joker 5 months ago

    Be better if creeepy Joe Biden was included in this sketch.

  • orlandotj1
    orlandotj1 5 months ago

    Lol

  • Kyle Dechau
    Kyle Dechau 5 months ago

    No I'm not gonna talk to Vladimir Putin about this.

  • Bobby Nicolescu
    Bobby Nicolescu 6 months ago

    Kate should get an Emmy for this

  • Dave Jenson
    Dave Jenson 6 months ago

    I honestly hate when she plays a male character

  • Michael Uhlir
    Michael Uhlir 6 months ago

    You check a lot of boxes for me Roy. Lmao!

  • Robert Menegazzi
    Robert Menegazzi 7 months ago

    Roy Moore lost and never conceded - nobody gives two shits

  • IPrince Majestic
    IPrince Majestic 7 months ago

    I just ran across Roy Moore singing Karaoke - OMG!
    tvclip.biz/video/YOz5yaTZJ9w/video.html

  • Dean Summers
    Dean Summers 7 months ago

    Confirmed Jeff Sessions is a monstrous rodent

    • NadiaGirl1
      NadiaGirl1 2 months ago

      Dean Summers I feel he is Heinrich Himmler

  • Delfino Torres
    Delfino Torres 7 months ago

    The best thing with trump we can have everything .. With out him will be bored... No bad things... Lets enjoy every thing because it won't last forever...hopefully no USA disaster ...lets enjoy life..

  • EV OPE
    EV OPE 7 months ago

    Moore: Can’t you call the boss?
    Pence: sorry, I’m not going to call Vladimir Putin about this
    😂😂

  • Jamie Swindall
    Jamie Swindall 7 months ago

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  • Brad Robb
    Brad Robb 7 months ago

    Why is his hat on backward

  • Tonia Dunn
    Tonia Dunn 8 months ago +1

    kate is sooo funny as jeff sessions I love her very talented 😅😂😁😁

  • Pink Angel
    Pink Angel 8 months ago

    The fuck Nailbiter

  • Steve L
    Steve L 9 months ago

    Would've been great if he rode in on a horse

  • Eternal Carnage
    Eternal Carnage 9 months ago +1

    Lost by 1,5 percent. Damn he was right.

  • Cre8tv Productions
    Cre8tv Productions 9 months ago

    Kate McKinnon kills it every time!!!!lol

  • Diana Diaz
    Diana Diaz 9 months ago

    that's funnier than a s*** hole

  • Jacob Tranmer
    Jacob Tranmer 9 months ago

    Am I the only one who finds Kate Mckinnon's impression of Jeff Sessions annoying and creepy?

  • PandoraBVV
    PandoraBVV 9 months ago

    Is anyone else experiencing NO VIDEO on SNL vids, using Chrome browser & Chromebook? I am getting audio, but no video

  • JoshRuble75
    JoshRuble75 9 months ago

    Fuck Jeff Sessions

  • cakafella
    cakafella 9 months ago

    Is it me or does she sound like Christopher Walken

  • Hernan Gutierrez
    Hernan Gutierrez 9 months ago

    Not even Jesus could help the paedophile win Alabama

  • Adam Bathon
    Adam Bathon 9 months ago

    SHE IS THE BEST ON SNL!!!!!!!

  • Stacey Dana
    Stacey Dana 9 months ago

    Genius.

  • Kitty Frisco
    Kitty Frisco 9 months ago

    What happen to the video? it's BLACKOUT! and only the audio is on.SAD SAD & FAKE!

  • Bento
    Bento 9 months ago +2

    Putin and Pence have never been seen at the same time, think about it...

  • Judy FIELDS DAVIS
    Judy FIELDS DAVIS 9 months ago

    The media has been looking into the validity of Melania Trump’s narrative as it relates to her immigration to the United States. Some have raised valid concerns at the media’s budding criticism of the spouse of a presidential candidate, for, even though the media and the Right have waged ferocious campaigns to defame Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama over the years, there are many among us who view this type of intrusion into the lives of family members of political candidates to be unfair to those individuals who did not seek the political limelight themselves.
    However, Melania Trump is not merely the spouse of a presidential candidate who has utilized the issue of immigration to demonize others, she is also a birther, who, like her husband, has promoted the notion that President Barack Obama was born in a foreign country and has therefore illegally assumed the presidency of the United States.
    During an appearance on CNN’s The Joy Behar Show on April 20 of 2011, Melania presented a stubborn and vigorous argument that the President’s birth certificate was illegitimate.

  • billie-ache eyelash
    billie-ache eyelash 9 months ago

    2:34 lol you can see how feminine her legs are because her slacks are tight. I love it.

  • frances uhlir
    frances uhlir 9 months ago

    I love it! You check alot of boxes for me Roy.... lmao!

  • LeviathanSpeaks1469
    LeviathanSpeaks1469 9 months ago

    Tom Hanks should play Roy Moore...

  • Dave L. Woodrum
    Dave L. Woodrum 9 months ago

    I have one problem (and one problem only) with Kate's version of Jeff Sessions.... she makes him almost adorable!

  • Biasface
    Biasface 9 months ago

    you're mom gay

  • mastermooky
    mastermooky 9 months ago

    sexual whore rassment, poor roy, so deluded

  • mastermooky
    mastermooky 9 months ago

    jeff sessions going back to his planet- tvclip.biz/video/JeeZA4B1qyI/video.html.

  • EvilFookaire
    EvilFookaire 9 months ago

    I may not stand a chance as a dude, but damn, Kate, I'd totally wife that creepy Sessions of yours...

  • Rory Robinson
    Rory Robinson 9 months ago

    Measure mix considerable stability partnership damage need radical

  • al patrickson
    al patrickson 9 months ago

    Woody from Toy Story. lol 😂

  • ISIS McCain
    ISIS McCain 10 months ago

    Why is it your viewership keep shrinking? Must be all that truth and good vibes you sell, huh?
    How does it feel being the mouthpiece for both major political parties, spewing fake skits and fake innuendos, and only going to bat for those candidates and policies that support one world corporate globalist governance by unelected international bureaucrats that are appointed by the mega corporations that have absolutely no interest in your country's sovereignty or democracy, just like what is going on in the E.U./Brussels??

  • G Philip C
    G Philip C 10 months ago

    Dat George Jones as papa?

  • Tigerlillielibra
    Tigerlillielibra 10 months ago

    "Can't you call the boss?" "Sorry, I'm not going to call Vladimir Putin about this." I'm done. LOL

  • Mike Myr
    Mike Myr 10 months ago

    CNN msnbc does not represent we the people most of america voted for Trump the true we the people; this propaganda machine is paid for corporations that destroy this world for profit and does not care one bit for a single person just the bottom dollar they lie trick you tell you how to think listen to Fox news Hannity or any independent news for true reporting

  • Tony Tune
    Tony Tune 10 months ago +1

    The only ones who have to work are the actors and make up artists , the writers have nothing to do , having the scripts written by the principals . It is all so funny until you finally realize that we are all caught up in this nightmare , with no quick or easy way out.

  • Tyler Durden
    Tyler Durden 10 months ago +1

    F U and your money hungry forced advertisements and liberal democrat leanings.

  • Hayden 1974
    Hayden 1974 10 months ago

    I’m from Alabama

  • Martin Luther
    Martin Luther 10 months ago +1

    Wait, SNL making fun of conservative white guys as sexist, idiot, rapists, who hate all homosexuals and non-whites... That is so original... I haven't seen this hundreds of time this passed year. It is so funny.

  • Out of many One
    Out of many One 10 months ago

    Obama only promised Hope while Trump delivered Change!!! #MAGA

  • Michael Jones
    Michael Jones 10 months ago

    Funny that all my left wing videos this morning are preceded by religious (Christian) adverts about how great Mary is

  • SilverStream
    SilverStream 10 months ago

    I am from Alabama and wanted Roy Moore to win and this doesn't even offend me xD

  • sanonboi
    sanonboi 10 months ago

    🤣🤣🤣

  • Everblue Freediving
    Everblue Freediving 10 months ago

    it would be funnier if it wasn't true....

  • Reginald Jenkins
    Reginald Jenkins 10 months ago

    AWESOME!!!!

  • Jack Ster
    Jack Ster 10 months ago

    "Can't you call the boss?" "No I can't call Vladimir Putin about this."

  • Brian Anderson
    Brian Anderson 10 months ago

    STINKEN RAT-PUBLI-CON

  • Shadow Chief
    Shadow Chief 10 months ago

    I'm usually the creepiest one in the room but I look at you I'm like omg

  • anonUK
    anonUK 10 months ago

    How did the man playing Mike Pence ever pass an audition?

  • Mark L
    Mark L 10 months ago

    Kate Mckinnon is unbelievably talented.

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    Richie Tindall 10 months ago

    I make$200 dollars a DAY!! If you wanna join CLICK THE LINK

  • CarrieBrooks
    CarrieBrooks 10 months ago

    He'll marry her😅

  • TEAM6USA
    TEAM6USA 10 months ago

    SNL - SIMPLY NOTHING LIKEIT - SNL

  • she livesforjesus
    she livesforjesus 10 months ago

    Have you noticed that neither one sounds even remotely like the person they are impersonating?? PATHETIC!!! JOHN BELUSHI WOUULD THROW UP AT HOW BAD THEY ARE!!

  • Adman Buckfast
    Adman Buckfast 10 months ago +1

    Gawddang, Kate's Jeff Sessions, specifically in this sketch, is one of the creepiest things I've ever seen, a bit like The Joker crossed with Roark Jr. / Yellow Bastard in Sin City and the Jeepers Creepers Creeper - in fact, ALMOST as creepy as the actual, real Roy Moore!

  • SJ Cohen
    SJ Cohen 10 months ago

    I'm guessing they will do a follow-up sketch about Moore losing the election.

  • Eli Strauss
    Eli Strauss 10 months ago

    He lost!!

  • bmetr1
    bmetr1 10 months ago

    Roy moore is the yella king

  • John Jauregui
    John Jauregui 10 months ago

    Alabama Deep State judges command all precincts to destroy ballots to prevent an election recount. The enemy is the terrorist Deep State.

  • M Hurly
    M Hurly 10 months ago

    google and Bing blocking up-to-date coverage and searches and commentary on net neutrality!!! try google and Bing search and see what you get!!!!

  • G T
    G T 10 months ago

    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!

  • Velna Hill
    Velna Hill 10 months ago

    Would love to see Pat as Steve Bannon

  • Where S Waldo
    Where S Waldo 10 months ago

    He's damn near 3 Alabama~!!!

  • Nadia
    Nadia 10 months ago

    LOL Kate killed it as Jeff Sessions!!

  • Toblerone Monster
    Toblerone Monster 10 months ago

    “I look at you and I’m like oh my god...” 😂

  • Eugene T Chu
    Eugene T Chu 10 months ago +6

    Update as of December 13th, 2017,
    Roy Moore lost his special election...and he dressed like Woody from "Toy Story"

  • Taylor Acker
    Taylor Acker 10 months ago +1

    Anybody watching this on 12/12/2017? ; )

  • Larry Jones
    Larry Jones 10 months ago

    Am I the only one seeing nothing but a black video screen? B-(

  • Bryan Gentry
    Bryan Gentry 10 months ago +1

    And Alabama saves 2017! LOL

  • Bryan Register
    Bryan Register 10 months ago

    Every time SNL says that southern white people are only half-human, another 10,000 people commit to vote for Trump.

    • Tyler Fitzgerald
      Tyler Fitzgerald 10 months ago

      Bryan Register don’t be a snowflake. They never said that, the running gag is that Jeff Sessions is part possum. Nowhere does that imply that all white southerners are half animal.

  • Awesome Sauce!
    Awesome Sauce! 10 months ago +6

    Roy Moore lost :)