Nikki Glaser Is Tired Of Being A Woman - CONAN on TBS

  • Published on Sep 17, 2019
  • Nikki is tired of standing like a centaur and yelling at baristas to attract men.
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  • Dragan Šimić
    Dragan Šimić 11 minutes ago

    Like, be like, like and one more like, why is sve using that 'like' all the time

  • Mason RobertsTV
    Mason RobertsTV 2 hours ago

    The whole time she was on the show ALL she talked about was sex and sex related things. Also Cis people don’t think about how good the other gender has it, at all. This is a trans person in denial waiting to happen lmao, I just thought it was irritating her whole “interview” being “SEX GOOD I WANT TO BE A MAN SEX GOOD I WANT TO BE A MAN” just come out as transgender and shut up already my god

  • Alejandro Garza
    Alejandro Garza 3 hours ago

    I have never hear of Nikki before this but she is pretty damn funny. I need to find her other work

  • Boomer Bomb
    Boomer Bomb 3 hours ago

    we "manspread" because it's very uncomfortable to not "manspread"

  • Emerald Game Cave
    Emerald Game Cave 3 hours ago

    He found her trigger. Wow take a breath lady

  • Hamish Rose
    Hamish Rose 4 hours ago

    I love her

  • SinisterMud
    SinisterMud 5 hours ago +2

    This is the type of girl you’d bang in a hall closet on a bday party with no protection whatsoever .

  • Ozark mama
    Ozark mama 8 hours ago

    Sarcasm is my first language...I totally get her. lol

  • WubbaLubba DubDub
    WubbaLubba DubDub 11 hours ago +1

    It's like putting a dress on a toothpick

  • Muslim Mystic
    Muslim Mystic 22 hours ago

    What an idiot

  • Captain Smoke
    Captain Smoke Day ago +1

    Never heard Conan so quiet, think he's found his mistress. lol

  • alex spectre
    alex spectre Day ago

    Her personality IS the problem. No-one likes a whiner

  • Mike Oxlong
    Mike Oxlong Day ago

    Goddamn shes annoying.

  • M G
    M G Day ago +1

    She’s not hot enough to act this way lol

  • Anton Gruba
    Anton Gruba Day ago

    Well, going constantly for the looks you're shutting the chances down for men to attend your personality in case they wanted to.

  • Stan Janssen
    Stan Janssen Day ago

    Just wait 20 years, almost nobody wants to... you anymore ;-)

  • purple turtle
    purple turtle 2 days ago +14

    She just had a 4minute conversation with herself.

    • Rasputin
      Rasputin 3 hours ago

      That is the key to getting women. Sit there and let them talk about themselves.

  • inutero10
    inutero10 2 days ago

    I am def a leg man

  • Scott Rousseau
    Scott Rousseau 2 days ago


  • veizour
    veizour 2 days ago


  • defyingtheodds1987
    defyingtheodds1987 2 days ago +7

    Looks to attract them. Personality to keep them.

  • J.A.S.
    J.A.S. 2 days ago

    An accordion to air out ... 😂

  • Bob Smythe
    Bob Smythe 2 days ago

    Ha ha, she thinks she's hot. More like a THOT...

  • ProfessionalSheetPoster
    ProfessionalSheetPoster 2 days ago +12

    Conan should just have 95% women on his show since they are getting him all the views...

  • Martin Alexander
    Martin Alexander 2 days ago

    Someone please explain the 'good girl' phenomenon to me.
    Like, why, tho???

    • Jason Bourne
      Jason Bourne 2 days ago

      It's something I usually say to girls during sex.

  • Ali Ahmad
    Ali Ahmad 3 days ago +7

    those books are bullshit, let me just tell you, forget your looks, worry about your character

  • Mikee22ification
    Mikee22ification 3 days ago +2

    She is kind of boring and you would like her to stop talking

  • Chris Parissis
    Chris Parissis 3 days ago


  • Alicia Westfall
    Alicia Westfall 3 days ago +1

    I feel like Nikki Glaser needs to be Conan's free pass.

  • 007MAKO
    007MAKO 3 days ago

    I really love her

  • Vin Chung
    Vin Chung 3 days ago

    Still not funny.

  • jcsmooth70
    jcsmooth70 3 days ago

    Her comments remind us that confidence comes from within.

  • omar trachen
    omar trachen 3 days ago

    When a woman speaks about sex too much she had daddy issues, when a man do it he has mommy issues...

  • Chris Clemes
    Chris Clemes 3 days ago

    Do modern female comics only know how to write jokes about sex and vaginas?

  • CLNT-
    CLNT- 4 days ago

    she is soooo funny

  • idont wantcorporateretaliation

    a raunchy female comedienne? Somebody stop the presses!

    • Top Dog
      Top Dog 2 days ago

      idont wantcorporateretaliation fukn right? It’s as if it’s all they know, they are aware of their lack of humour and joke writing skills so always have to resort to sex..yawn

  • jimjimmyjames59
    jimjimmyjames59 4 days ago

    I got through 6 seconds of her voice...and done.

  • Ashtrey Gaming
    Ashtrey Gaming 4 days ago

    Could be the voice👀

  • ochiet77
    ochiet77 4 days ago +2

    We arent airing it out, we are spreading so we dont crush them. Major difference. Was a funny joke though.

    • Vodkainum
      Vodkainum 2 days ago

      That's pretty much the same thing worded differently.

  • soylent pink
    soylent pink 4 days ago

    Man, is she annoying - and that voice....

  • Adam Lancsak
    Adam Lancsak 4 days ago

    Accordion 😂😂 im dead

  • Didactic
    Didactic 4 days ago +1

    Shes in a psychosis lmfao

  • Scoot Roter
    Scoot Roter 4 days ago

    I love the Accordian! 🤘😛

  • zak iqbal
    zak iqbal 4 days ago +7

    She is funny and down to earth..I like her, plus she is cute

  • Myrthe tjhie
    Myrthe tjhie 4 days ago

    She is amazing 😂😂😂

  • earthling2007
    earthling2007 4 days ago +24

    I’m a fan of this girl. I could listen to her all night.

  • E M.
    E M. 4 days ago

    Lol she’s funny

  • Green Mountain Armory
    Green Mountain Armory 4 days ago +1

    This is funny as a standup bit but doesn’t make for a good guest

  • Raindeer
    Raindeer 4 days ago +3

    Hard to hide Conans want for her pretend closing his eyes "look I'm invisible nobody can see me perving" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Dale Greer
    Dale Greer 5 days ago +33

    She got through that whole 4 minutes without being bleeped!

    • Dale Greer
      Dale Greer 3 days ago

      @Vin Chung Forgot about that one! Still, just one bleep is pretty good for her.

    • Vin Chung
      Vin Chung 3 days ago +1


  • David Duran
    David Duran 5 days ago

    Just walk around Home Depot and get your money back

  • lucky strike
    lucky strike 5 days ago +1

    I always get an " Amy schumer " vibe when i listen to her " jokes "

  • Ev Ye
    Ev Ye 5 days ago +4

    She's annoying as hell which is too bad because some of her older stuff was good.

  • Lee France
    Lee France 5 days ago +1

    I'd like to make a deposit !!

  • Alon H
    Alon H 5 days ago

    Wait till you become a mother

  • Jack Joseph Turell
    Jack Joseph Turell 5 days ago

    Omg I loooove nikki Glaser

  • G MinK
    G MinK 5 days ago +5

    I want to like her, but I can't. If she were a man, she would need a new job.

    • MissCrissyape
      MissCrissyape 3 days ago

      Duuuude you said"If she were a man, she would need a new job" i just checked YOUR politics and YOUR bias. have a nice day also

    • G MinK
      G MinK 3 days ago

      @MissCrissyape My point is that some things are funny, and some things aren't. Your point is that you are a woman and you see comedy through the prism of your politics. Have a nice night.

    • MissCrissyape
      MissCrissyape 3 days ago

      @G MinK "It must feel really good to f kids that it's worth the risk of jail" Louis CK / Dave chappelle your point ?

    • G MinK
      G MinK 3 days ago

      @MissCrissyape "Stevie Wonder sees his kids more than you do." - Niki Glaser 2019.
      I rest my case.

    • MissCrissyape
      MissCrissyape 3 days ago +1

      if she was a man pple like you would've liked her

  • Scott Trainer
    Scott Trainer 5 days ago

    Not funny at all

  • emilyharwood89
    emilyharwood89 5 days ago

    It's so typical how her humour is exactly the same as Amy Schumer yet because she's super thin all the guys find THIS ONE funny all of a sudden instead of wishing her dead like they would if she looked like Amy Schumer 🙄

  • Devin
    Devin 5 days ago

    Smash smash SMMAAAASHA