Touch Yourself Tonight: Just for Her

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  • Published on Jan 30, 2016
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    #TouchYourselfTonight
    Based upon Marvel Comics’ most unconventional anti-hero, DEADPOOL tells the origin story of former Special Forces operative turned mercenary Wade Wilson, who after being subjected to a rogue experiment that leaves him with accelerated healing powers, adopts the alter ego Deadpool. Armed with his new abilities and a dark, twisted sense of humor, Deadpool hunts down the man who nearly destroyed his life.
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Comments • 459

  • Sweet Shit
    Sweet Shit 29 days ago

    Yeah i don't think that's any woman is watching this.

  • GTA GAMEPLAY VIDZ
    GTA GAMEPLAY VIDZ Month ago +1

    Don't think that's a very appropriate title for any video that you're in, considering what I've just heard about you...STAY AWAY FROM KIDS REYNOLDS.

  • killer knight
    killer knight 3 months ago

    Im not ebem female

  • Always_Serpico
    Always_Serpico 4 months ago

    So this is what Lightning has been doing since killing God.

  • Branden Street
    Branden Street 4 months ago

    Nipple discharge

  • Supermynci9000
    Supermynci9000 4 months ago

    That dude is a goddamn hero.




    Deadpool:
    "Nope! We've been over this. Haven't you watched my first movie?"

  • Aslan Guseinov
    Aslan Guseinov 4 months ago

    Jesus Christ almost dropped my iphone!

  • Sony Alf
    Sony Alf 5 months ago

    Wait... what?.? V':

  • Thanos
    Thanos 6 months ago

    Lmao wtf.

  • Marissa Turner
    Marissa Turner 6 months ago

    Damn after this video will be imposible not to think in him while I'm examinating myself. My hero!! 😍😍😍Lol
    But seriously thank you for this, you are saving many lives.

  • Kantia
    Kantia 7 months ago

    Not my proudest fap

  • Nick Slayr Music
    Nick Slayr Music 7 months ago

    You can hear the director say "action" in the background.

  • Benedek Tarsoly
    Benedek Tarsoly 11 months ago

    You are crazy Rya.... I mean Wade

  • Akire Horror
    Akire Horror Year ago

    I thought this vedio was just joking

  • Akire Horror
    Akire Horror Year ago

    WTFFFFFFFFF OMGGGG WTFFFF

  • Loomy Bleiz
    Loomy Bleiz Year ago

    hablo español y no entendí una mierda

  • BaxtarK gaming
    BaxtarK gaming Year ago

    heard action at the start very good job ryan

  • Just Some Guy With No Mustache

    Am I the only one who’s hearing Blake lively in the voiceover?

  • Veronica Camp
    Veronica Camp Year ago

    The fact that I learned more things about female self exams in this under two minute Deadpool marketing video than in my actual 10th grade health class is concerning

  • Emmayex
    Emmayex Year ago

    0:03 Action!

  • hrpuffnstuff67
    hrpuffnstuff67 Year ago

    Seriously I realized something was wrong when a female friend grabbed my nuts and they were swelled up like a big orange. A week later diagnosed with cancer. Make sure your partner checks your nuts often

  • Pasquali Lebowitz

    Oh shit, this is an actual video about how to check for boobi lumps. Nice

  • Yessie Arguera
    Yessie Arguera Year ago

    Dam it dead pool not I'm worried

  • Darion W. Beats
    Darion W. Beats Year ago +2

    give... testicular cancer... a kick in the balls?

  • TheBrightstar13
    TheBrightstar13 Year ago

    ACTION!!!!

  • Emma King
    Emma King Year ago

    Damn!

  • Carole Tambara
    Carole Tambara Year ago

    Am touching myself tonight

  • Halo Reach MoNsTerr
    Halo Reach MoNsTerr Year ago +1

    happy 2 year anniversary

  • Captain DerpFace Of The Derps

    How???




    Hello boobies my old friend,



    I've come to play with you once agian

  • Helly Watermelonsmellinfellon

    Tsunade is telling me to check for cancer.

  • Patrik
    Patrik Year ago

    DEMONETIZED

  • Dj Trey Cash
    Dj Trey Cash Year ago

    Lol yess

  • Gummybears Forever

    That can help thanks deadpool you amazing
    😘😘😘😘😘😍

  • Princess Leia Organa

    DeadPool it's me Princess Leia and you are turning me on

  • FlogTheNitwit HeDeservesIt

    OMG soooooooo hot!

  • JoshJLMG Productions

    What am I watching?

  • Jules
    Jules Year ago

    That was nice, sexy and fucked up. Wait, am I describing myself? Lady's, Lady's calm dafuq down.

  • Puskar Thapa
    Puskar Thapa Year ago

    there's something for everyone

  • Bonesy
    Bonesy 2 years ago

    they forgot to cut out the part where the guy yelled action

  • Dihalli
    Dihalli 2 years ago

    Super awesome video

  • LookiePookie
    LookiePookie 2 years ago

    im 14 but also a boy

  • Katie Fritz
    Katie Fritz 2 years ago

    why did I watch this

  • Ringo Hardy
    Ringo Hardy 2 years ago +1

    How is this not restricted.

  • Tyler White
    Tyler White 2 years ago

    * TJ Skylar says Jon Bailey's catchphrase*

  • john pastore
    john pastore 2 years ago +1

    Make America great again. # deadpool for president

  • Dead Pool
    Dead Pool 2 years ago

    This will help you a lot

  • Af7
    Af7 2 years ago

    In the beginning you could here the guy say action

  • DrummerBB
    DrummerBB 2 years ago

    I'll be honest, I didn't expect this to lead me to how to check for breast cancer with visual aides...

  • Majkol
    Majkol 2 years ago

    i want this suit

  • LionofDawn
    LionofDawn 2 years ago

    Meryl Silverburgh just taught me how to check boobs for cancer. Thanks.

  • Eric Larson
    Eric Larson 2 years ago

    how did youtube not censor this?????

  • Dilly Billy
    Dilly Billy 2 years ago

    Why am I watching this?

  • A.h. Patel
    A.h. Patel 2 years ago

    I am not lady deadpool

  • TheTwoMusketeers
    TheTwoMusketeers 2 years ago

    "Anyone feel a tingle come and call the dingle"
    -Deadpool

  • Kairu W
    Kairu W 2 years ago

    Why?

  • slipknot forever
    slipknot forever 2 years ago

    what....the fuck did I just watch?

  • Ward Junior
    Ward Junior 2 years ago

    Ok
    I'm offended

  • AlternatedArts
    AlternatedArts 2 years ago

    "action"

  • Biscuit_Ladd Gaming
    Biscuit_Ladd Gaming 2 years ago

    0:33 I saw that coming

  • Guilherme Franco
    Guilherme Franco 2 years ago

    Way to ruin a character by making him care about other people

  • Setesh
    Setesh 2 years ago

    Cool!

  • Max Bui
    Max Bui 2 years ago

    reported for nudity

  • Anna Gump
    Anna Gump 2 years ago

    Remember that breasts are actually pretty lumpy to begin with, so it's important to do regular self-exams to know what's normal and what isn't. It's also normal if one breast is larger/smaller than the other, especially if you're still growing or if you've lost/gained weight. *However*, if you're not still growing and/or your weight hasn't changed dramatically, any changes in size could be warning signs that you should get checked out by a doctor. Any discharge, especially discolored or smelly discharge, should be discussed with your doctor as well.

  • 7 Pablo Godinez L
    7 Pablo Godinez L 2 years ago

    This is amazing publicity!! I want to do this, hell yeah.

  • MrFunnyGuy015
    MrFunnyGuy015 2 years ago

    I'm touching myself tonight.

  • Beard Dirt
    Beard Dirt 2 years ago

    DP doing good hahaha!

  • iNF4mOuSxMiKE
    iNF4mOuSxMiKE 2 years ago

    Now when people awkwardly stare at me when I have my hand down my pants in public I can say i'm checking for lumps and bumps to avoid testicle cancer. Thanks Deadpool!

  • Royalty Free Videos
    Royalty Free Videos 2 years ago

    Nice.

  • WinterxSummerXFall
    WinterxSummerXFall 2 years ago

    Deadpool cares for your health. He cares for the boobies also. XD

  • Dark Emperor
    Dark Emperor 2 years ago

    Boobs

  • Miles Power
    Miles Power 2 years ago

    ;-; Its ok ;-;

  • Suhyun Kim
    Suhyun Kim 2 years ago

    is this an actual thing

  • Eddy Que
    Eddy Que 2 years ago

    you need to check yourself once a month rofl isn't that a lil too excessive

  • IRL1v1's
    IRL1v1's 2 years ago

    Lmao Is that female narrator the voice actor for tsunade on naruto ?

  • Lonely Shpee
    Lonely Shpee 2 years ago

    Good guy Deadpool is a good guy with a good marketing campaign. Hope the sequel has an even better marketing campaign.

  • chris odenweller
    chris odenweller 2 years ago

    I love you Deadpool

  • Lord MacNeal
    Lord MacNeal 2 years ago +1

    What the hell is this? 😂😂😂😂

  • M.E.R blogs
    M.E.R blogs 2 years ago

    second 00:3 ACCION!

  • Hwoarang121
    Hwoarang121 2 years ago

    Sweet porn. XD

  • LevelGamerPlays
    LevelGamerPlays 2 years ago +1

    I think deadpool can be my new substitute teacher

  • HiPpO KiErAn
    HiPpO KiErAn 2 years ago +2

    De-monitization incoming...

  • shar p
    shar p 2 years ago

    Thats Spider-Man from Marvel . Thats The Amazing Spider-Man 3 .
    Retards. Idiots. Gays. Pedals. Hahahah he lie thats not Deathpoal thats The Amazing Spider-Man 33 . Noobs . You dont know anything noobs. I know the movie Spider man thats him with new swit and knifes. Oh my god noobs hahahahah ! Thats not Deathpoal thats Spider-Man hahahahah noobs...! You dont know anything about Spider-Man thats not Deathpoal you can see the account is called Ryan Reynolds and thats not Deathpoal Deathpoal is with green swit and green mask flying in the sky !

  • Shifty49
    Shifty49 2 years ago

    i heard action at start xaxaxaxaxaxa

  • Julie Rodeheaver
    Julie Rodeheaver 2 years ago +24

    Thanks for this! It is very important to do this ladies. I'm 37 and have already had two breast cancer scares in my life. Thankfully it turned out not to be cancer but always be aware of your body.

  • Trevor Williams
    Trevor Williams 3 years ago

    bewbs :)

  • DuckyMomoLover Candace Gertrude Flynn

    Oh , Mr. Pool 🌚🌚

  • Breanna Sanchez
    Breanna Sanchez 3 years ago

    wtf XD

  • Skill Money
    Skill Money 3 years ago

    Ладно есть новый сценарий маленькое вступление)
    (Заменим комнату на комнату с книгами огонь оставим) ммммммМ
    Бог Асгарда: (Записывает и одновременно говорит с дочкой по пЭйМэлу) "Ем 2 раза в день - шоколад печенье вафли мхмм, а да ужин Свинина Баранина кааааартошка запеченая.......
    И ТуТ старт)))))Все для тебя Раайн
    DeDpOOL уу: (Комната расположена так что когда ты входишь в дверь ты проходишь еще 6 метров по коридору прежде чем повернуть налево. В левой руке держишь меч 1 ! Крупным планом в кадр попадает лицо "Бывший Убийца" или мм "Бывший" убийца твоей любимой игрушки из детства и дверной проем через который не спеша спонтанна напевая любимую песню пританцовывая заходишь и МОТОР облокачивается правой рукой на стеночку шкафа (коричневого цвета), Ладно дальше движения головой мы слышим разговор по телефону и теперь смертельно опасный по круговой движение трюк ну ты умеешь ННе торопись заходит лезвия в чехол мееедленнно не спеша и тут буквально в 3 см от упора ты его отпускаешь и оно проскальзывает во внутрь. Ты В "Образе" у тебя есть 4 секунды что нибудь придумать (потренируйся) он не понимая что происходит испугался в первую очередь и замеееееедленая съемка головы и ты спокойно можешь позволить рассказать коротенькую историю о своей решимости об акте мщения. Так вот после лучше разозлись твердо и уверенно упираешься от локтя до кисти левой рукой на противоположную стенку этими пальцами показываешь какие нибудь узоры в воздухе. Достаешь пистолет правой рукой быстро и поднимаешь предплечье вверх, из этого положения на релаксе работаешь на одной точке ногами плечеми спиною руками движения легки и упорны потому что ты доволен сделал 6 метров представь ты как будто был в вакууме тихо и спокойно желтые стены с красными каплями которыми ты забрызгал стену. Ты стреляешь 5 патронов в тело.
    Dedpool: Ты за это ответишь а ну кались зараза где "Себястьян Роуз" у тебя есть 2 секунды .. .. Ну все ты за себя не постоишь!
    Бог Асгарда: Я неф понимаюф ффф о чеееееееем ты?
    Dedpool: (Ты изящный герой будь деликатен) Связываю тебя понимаешь потихоньку
    Бог Асгарда: ААААААААААаааааа
    Dedpool: Больно мой ласковый сукин сын (читаешь ему кодекс и берешь книгу и по одной странице макаешь в бокал с водой а потом заставляешь его съедать а знаешь не в воде а найди что нибудь что разъедает бумагу и залей ему в нос (утопи)! Нет не помогает?
    Бог Асгарда.: Я наплюю на твою могилу кпьфуууу
    Dedpool: Ты посмотри (дальше воображение только для зрителя)
    А?Ваауууууу мммММ?
    А.А. Дальше слова для друзей и фанатов от Главного актера и героя). Ты знаешь! Ты наверно думаешь?... Нет я жду продолжения !!!))
    >Я вот не пойму я достаточно написал<
    Rayan: Да я подумаю (подписался)
    А.А. Ловлю на деле)
    Мы ни чего не придумали ты тогда был пьяный и был февраль наверно нам надо было напомнить о чем мы говорили ну вот это маленький нюанс что нам не понравилось)КмммММ

  • ActiveGalacticNuclei
    ActiveGalacticNuclei 3 years ago +8

    Deadpool is a better health teacher than the one I had in high school.

  • red hood
    red hood 3 years ago

    good butt on the movie

  • Kristian Akseth
    Kristian Akseth 3 years ago

    I like how you can here "Action!"

  • F_cking Username
    F_cking Username 3 years ago +1

    This is beautiful.

  • Terrapin Boy01
    Terrapin Boy01 3 years ago

    How did I get here??!!

  • Frave
    Frave 3 years ago +1

    attention evry ladie touch your self tonight

  • DramaticFish 219
    DramaticFish 219 3 years ago

    deadpool is my senpia

  • DramaticFish 219
    DramaticFish 219 3 years ago

    deadpool you've been my favorite ever since I was 6 and I'm not kidding

  • MASTER CAMDEN
    MASTER CAMDEN 3 years ago

    Deadpool has always been my favorite

  • TheNewEmphinix
    TheNewEmphinix 3 years ago +4

    DEADPOOL YOU ROCK! My mom is a survivor of Breast Cancer. #CancerSucks!

  • jvemPiRe14
    jvemPiRe14 3 years ago +4

    Tsunade saving LIVES via BOOBS

  • merickful
    merickful 3 years ago

    So how about Ryan Reynolds as Q in one of the future Star Trek films.
    Someone in your crew, Mr. Reynolds, needs to see this and make it happen. Now please! I'll let someone else take the idea credit as well.