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My new favorite comedian.. Watched Father of the Year.... Now I'm hooked
I recall my first time eating an edible. Me and a bunch of friends all put some weed in a cake mix, we baked it and then each ate a similar size slice of cake. After maybe 30 to 45 min we weren't feeling anything so figured we might as well light up a big joint. By the time we finished smoking and were high, the cake kicked in. Recalling this, most of what I recall is all of us sitting on couches and no one talking and just enjoying the music playing at the time. Too high to do anything but basic breathing lol. Learned my lesson after that.
I just choked on a piece of satsuma. This story made me laugh like crazy. 🤣
I've never had an edible but now I really want to try it
I could use a brownie right now but with no weed bc i dont do that stuiped shit its a waist of money and id never do it in my hole life
The 947 dislikes are from little brothers.
The ol’ folding bed routine, ensures claustrophobia into adulthood...
Now I want a delicious pot blueberry muffin
About 6 or 7 years ago I was over at a friends house who was in the middle of grinding up some weed to make a batch of brownies. He said it was all the shake he had collected over the last couple of months, 36 grams of shake (I watched him weigh it). He baked his brownies in an 8”x8” cake pan. Well, about a week goes by and I’m over at his place again and he offers me a piece. I’d never had edibles so I said hell yeah. I left his place about 10-15 minutes after I ate it and headed home but decided to go to my favorite place to hang out, Barnes and Noble. It hit me HARD while I was there and I was immediately rocketed into a full on freak out convinced that everyone knew I was high as gas. I had to drive home like that. I was white knuckling the steering wheel, eyes locked straight ahead, thank god for cruise control. I made it home and stared at the wall hallucinating for the next 5 hours. I took a nap and was still high when I woke up.
I’m just here trying to research the store name
This is so unfair my brother has probably already done super drugs so there is NOTHING to me knowledge that I can do to him, or he'd probably just enjoy it. Reason that's unfair my brother broke my fucking femur bone and he made me stand at the top of the stairs right at the end for an hour as a time out til I lost strength and fell down steps btw I was 9 or 10.
I'm an older brother. Now I'm scared, but excited lmaooo
I don't smoke nor I eat edible but he makes want to do both😂😂😂
Never smoked squad 😅
Bunch of fuckin junkies
I LOVE burning it but the high from an edible is so nice if you’ve got nothing else to do. It’s such a body buzz.
Who eats just a little piece of a muffin though? 1 muffin = 1 portion. It's just logic!Why would they make a muffin you can't eat in its entirety??
This is freaking true
I used to to drugs.... I still do but I used to too. Mitch Hedberg. RIP
Light weights smh
You’re a good story teller, haha funny shit
Ha me and my best freind went to CVS to pick up his prescription. Its taking a minute, and i get tired of pretending im shopping for candy and compression socks, and i notice a blood pressure machine. Im kind of immature, i see it, its like the 5 cent fiberglass steed that gallups like a dolphin... now im 6' 165 #, almost no body fat. My buddy is 5'10" 280# and kinda spongey, i sit down, its free, even better, cuz im broke, do as im told, slip my arm in the cuff, and relax. It gets tight, slight panic, but hes there, and hes got a knife, so... it reads out my B.P., means nothing to me, i dont know a good one from a bad one, but now hes intrigued. I trade him places, the cuff inflates, the screen goes blank, i get the giggles, "you fat ass you broke it!" The screen comes back but its all red, with black all capital letters, accompanied by a computer voice that everyone in the store can hear. ..." REMAIN SEATED AND CALM. A PHARMACIST HAS BEEN ALERTED, AND IS CALLING PARAMEDICS. PLEASE STAY SEATED, YOU MAY NEED MEDICAL ASSISTANCE." The whole store is coming to the scene of the accident.... a pharmacist ( i guess) is trying to talk to my buddy... who is pissed off, he says " im frigging fine, i feel like i always feel!" The pharmacist cones to me for help, im laughing so hard im crying, not that im insensitive, i love the guy, but i know him, i KNOW he isnt going for this shit, hed rather explode, now the whole congregation, who WAS worried about my pal, say screw him, lets attack the skinny smart aleck. My buddy sees his opening and dips, im being berated by blue haired grannies and kids that look like pro pickpockets, until i see a clear shot to the door, and i bounce. I run get in his car... we start to leave... he stops..."FU**!!!"..."What???" ...." my prescription is still in there.." .." is it important?" ....(somber look) " its my blood pressure medicine..."
Josh for your other bothers do the same but also put a bunch of shrooms in it
Your talking about acid like for real none of this is about edibles i think you are thoroughly confused
STTOOPPPP EXAGGERATING THE EFFECTS OF EDIBLES YOU ARE MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE MEDICAL MARIJUANA FIELD TO BE TAKEM SERIOUSLY
Dude I'm 22 and 150 pounds and I can eat 1000 mg and not FEEL SHIT.:( anybody else have a complete resistance to edibles?
I had four edibles of 10mg THC at like 1 am one night and passed the fuck out. I woke up super fucking high. I went into the bathroom and was pumping myself up to go the the river and swim so naturally I popped another 5 10mg edibles and we go to the river. I swear to God that water was going to fucking eat me.
I'm one of those unfortunate few who can't get high from edibles. Tried twice from dispensary edibles and nothing. I had en entire candy bar and an entire box of gummies. I didn't even get a little buzz. I can not express how disappointed I was.
my first time i ate the whole bag
That is funny as shit because big brothers do put little brothers through hell and to do that to your big brother would be fun!!
Clearly a fake story, dispensaries don’t let you use their products inside the store, that’s illegal, and they definitely wouldn’t tell you to drive home when you’re that high
Love from India !! You're HILARIOUS ...you sound just like one of my friends here
This is the best bit yet I am crying 😂😂
I’ve never been high off a edible they never work
5:30 happened to me 😂😂😂😂
This audience is such noob stoners
OK who wants to know what happen when he turned his phone back on
I smoked a blunt with my friends when I was like 17, smoked many times before cus u know I'm a heathen. So I took a few puffs mind you I said a few not the whole damn thing, also everyone else smoked this with me. Next thing I know I'm in different room, dont know how I got there. My friend dakotah passed me the blunt (a new one I didnt not realize this) and when I looked at him, he looked like a fucking pop up cartoon book. NO ONE ELSE HAD THIS REACTION. So they werent laced. I will never and have never had that same shit again. Purple banana. You wana go on a fucking ride there u go.
This was boring. His other stuff is much better
As a big brother I feel personally attacked😂
8:50 on the left
this is amazing
YEAH FUCK YOU OLDER BOTHERS!!!!!!!!
stealing jokes from mike ward 😂
The first and only time I’ve ever done drugs was an edible and I had WAAAAAAYYYY too much. I was high for 3 days...🤮
He replied to me on Instagram. He's such a great comedian
I love how he just straight called all the older brothers mother fuckers without thinking twice and they just took it, like they just accepted it.
Last time I got high was with my best friend and she gave me two edibles and we smoked a joint the size of a banana 😂😂😂 I was so fucking high I couldn’t even feel my body, I was having a complete out of body experience.
That.... ACTUALLY happened to me😂 it fucked me up so bad
HE HAS A GAS MONEKY GARAGE SHIRT ON!!!!!!
All the people who disliked miss clicked because they where laughing too hard
First time I had hash cake, in like 1998? It was chocolate cake, it was really good, maybe I ate a little too much - couple hours later I was convinced that I had actually already died... And that I was ghost, typing up some sort of post mortem recount of my life. And I was high for two fucking days after. It was NOT fun.
Your behind buddy Korova has had that slogan on their edibles for years
Weed store owner: You didn't eat all of that did you?Josh: uhhhhh...Weed store owner: Do you know how strong that is?Josh: Will I be okay?WSO: Yeah but absolutely fucking not.