Bill Burr - Motherhood Isn't The Hardest Job

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  • Published on May 30, 2016
  • #BillBurr disagrees with #Oprah on the difficulty of being a #mother , and explains how he ended up with a #pitbull while on tour.
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  • YB E
    YB E 2 hours ago

    But psychologically it's the hardest job...

  • Brian Gallas
    Brian Gallas 4 hours ago

    Fuck moms... Wait, I do that already. 😜

  • tom lund
    tom lund 6 hours ago

    15 minutes and counting bill....👋🏻

  • nicolle n.
    nicolle n. 7 hours ago

    Please come to Seattle!! I see you are coming to Las Vegas in December so I am thinking about going. Would love to see you live :)

  • Chris Porterfield
    Chris Porterfield 9 hours ago

    Pits are awsome companions.

  • Anonymous Commenter
    Anonymous Commenter 11 hours ago

    Stay at home dad here. Maybe when they say hardest job, they aren't referring to physically hard, because it's definitely not. Mentally it can be a little rough sometimes. Still rather do this than roof in July, as I am a redhead.

  • M Sagri
    M Sagri 12 hours ago +1

    My grandpa fighting WWII against the Japanese at age 15: Almost dies.
    Moms: yOu HAd iT eAsY

  • Alex
    Alex 13 hours ago

    ice road trucker: oopsie tyre´s flat
    mother: oopsie tyler´s dead

  • TheDIFfk
    TheDIFfk 18 hours ago +1

    if being a mom is the hardest job, than many moms did a bad job - now we have Trump, Bhad Bhabie and many more

  • saint7370
    saint7370 18 hours ago

    split screen with a lizar!!

  • Colin Maharaj
    Colin Maharaj 21 hour ago

    So putting things into context, in some poor countries, it is very very difficult to maintain families and feed kids, keep them from getting sick, or keeping them alive.

  • John MacArthur
    John MacArthur 22 hours ago

    It's pretty sad that the truth has to be cloaked as a joke.

  • Bryan Liguori
    Bryan Liguori 23 hours ago

    Re: "rescued" dogs: THANK YOU.
    especially those real special people with bad grammar with the "who rescued who?" bumper stickers.

  • RSKR
    RSKR Day ago

    a bitch i know wakes up at midday everyday and still complains.

  • Vegas eye Media
    Vegas eye Media Day ago

    Is that Chris Benoit on 2:34?! Let the conspiracies start! Chris Benoit to AEW CONFIRMED!!

  • Bat Fink
    Bat Fink Day ago +1

    Parenting is the hardest job in the world - to get right. And its the easiest job in the world - to get wrong.

  • moo kang moon
    moo kang moon Day ago

    Not even funny...

  • T Oni
    T Oni Day ago

    🤣🤣

  • Otis Trayers
    Otis Trayers Day ago

    So funny 1 of the best comedians in my era whatever was in Kevin I wanna know just in case I need that for my kids 👼

  • Arron Nash
    Arron Nash Day ago

    It's not even a conspiracy anymore, people are openly and willingly getting chipped like good little sheep. There will be a time when anyone who doesn't want to get chipped will be made fun of and seen as a paranoid nut case. I mean that's already the case, but it will become mainstream and trendy, like it is nowadays to make fun of the anti-vaxxers. Next it'll be the anti-microchips. It's all so predictable.

    • Arron Nash
      Arron Nash 10 hours ago

      @Flying Dude
      Sheep throughout history have been falling in line because they won't or can't understand.

    • Flying Dude
      Flying Dude 12 hours ago

      Paranoids throughout history have been skeptical of shit they won't or can't understand.

  • ThatGuyThatDoesStuff

    My wife rescued a little ginger cat while I was off camping. Rescued, as in, ran into traffic to save him from getting hit. She never had any plans other than to keep him, despite me saying I didn't want any more pets for years.

    Fast forward, we still have the cat and he chose me as his human. She's super salty about it, too. Karma.

  • Chris G
    Chris G Day ago +1

    The man's a genius

  • Dennis M
    Dennis M Day ago

    A man works as a janitor and cleans up after 100 people every day: paid peanuts.
    A man works as a chef, cooks for 100 people every day: paid peanuts.
    A man works as a teacher, looks after 20 children: paid peanuts.

    A woman cooks and cleans for three other people, and watches over two kids: OMG YOU POOR BABY!

  • Izzy B
    Izzy B Day ago

    After watching this, that 12 ton bus lifted above my head in Southern California doesn’t look that hard to work on anymore knowing it’s harder to be a mother I’ll never experience. Dodged that bullet. Also my first dog I found at work. Saved it from getting crushed by heavy machinery. Effort from 1-10 a 5. A cherished companion A1... I mean a 10.

  • The Hector Collectors

    Burr's pathetic argument here is completely DESTROYED on our channel!!!

  • Paul Robinson
    Paul Robinson Day ago

    They try to use the same dumbshit propaganda for soldier's wives

  • Simon Mitchell
    Simon Mitchell Day ago +1

    He is so underrated as a comedian. BRILLIANT!!!
    And look at that...he didn't swear ONCE! Now he's just showing off!

  • Liam Toye
    Liam Toye Day ago

    "send em to bed any time you want on some trumped up charges cause you wanna have a drink and watch the price is right" might be the funniest shit i've ever heard. bill burr is one of the most talented comedians of all time

  • Nathaniel Clark
    Nathaniel Clark Day ago

    "Send em to bed anytime you want on some trumpt up charges." 😂😂😂😂 my mom all day lolol

  • Sarah MacDonald
    Sarah MacDonald 2 days ago

    Someone needs his tube tied. Hope his mom sees this. They’re not free.

    • Dennis M
      Dennis M 18 hours ago

      @Sarah MacDonald I work with kids. It's not easy. But the hardest job in the world? Give me a fucking break.

    • Sarah MacDonald
      Sarah MacDonald Day ago

      @Dennis MWhat's that sound oh it's all the Mom's laughing at your thinking that Motherhood is easy all sunshine and rainbows.

    • Dennis M
      Dennis M Day ago

      Any mother who thinks motherhood is the hardest job in the world hates their own offspring and had no business being a mother in the first place.

    • Miguel De La Rosa
      Miguel De La Rosa Day ago

      Some feminist got butt hurt

  • Viccatrix
    Viccatrix 2 days ago

    I came home from work one day and my gf at the time had found a lice and scabies covered dog in the woods and brought it home and it was rolling all over my bed. She got soooo mad when I took it to the pound. Freaking nut job.

  • Maitreya Huisintveld

    stand up comedy is the easiest job in the world

  • Dylan Mujica
    Dylan Mujica 2 days ago

    Being a parent is something you become. Calling it a job diminishes the whole role; for instance one gets paid to do a job, but one cannot be paid for being a parent.

  • Michael Deem
    Michael Deem 2 days ago

    It's just mind-numbing monotony.

  • Viktor Wolfe
    Viktor Wolfe 2 days ago

    One of the best working today!

  • Glenn Turner
    Glenn Turner 2 days ago +1

    Pit Bulls. The gun you can pat!!! LMFAO

  • Chef Schofield
    Chef Schofield 2 days ago

    mother thinking they have the hardest job....is the dunning kruger effect.

  • Brandizzleizzle
    Brandizzleizzle 3 days ago

    There's no such thing as an independent woman

  • JohnLemon
    JohnLemon 3 days ago

    Not saying motherhood is hard but... I think Bill here is mistaking hard with dangerous...

    • Paul Ladendorf
      Paul Ladendorf 2 days ago

      When was the last time you carried 100 or so 80' bundles of shingles up a ladder to a 2nd story roof?

  • On 2Wheels
    On 2Wheels 3 days ago

    He isn't wrong....

  • VOIP Portland
    VOIP Portland 3 days ago

    1. "I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."

    2. "There is nothing wrong with a woman encouraging a man’s advances, as long as they are in cash."


    3. “I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.”

    4. "I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?"

    5. "I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back."

    6. "A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
    "


    Zsa Zsa Gabor

  • David James
    David James 3 days ago

    "Any job you can do in your pajamas is not difficult." Love it.

  • Joe Blow
    Joe Blow 3 days ago

    This guy should be much more famous.

  • mgtow 4life
    mgtow 4life 3 days ago

    1.7 angry single mothers say this video.

  • Wungchipem Raman
    Wungchipem Raman 3 days ago

    The face he makes in 2:53 is spot on 😂🤘🏽

  • Andrei Simionescu
    Andrei Simionescu 3 days ago

    Bruv this must be one of his most unpolished performances and he's still amazing. What a fucking champ.

  • Nevena H
    Nevena H 3 days ago

    I hope his mother is watching this 😂

  • voskidude
    voskidude 4 days ago

    Narcissist. Mothering and growing other people to become contributing members of society is a daunting task. It is especially tasking when you have children procreated by selfish people like this guy.

    • Dennis M
      Dennis M Day ago

      Mothers cook, clean, and look after children. As someone who works in fast food and education I do 10X as much of that as any mother and yet I'm paid peanuts for it.
      Motherhood is important, but its not hard. If you think motherhood is the hardest job in the world you are either A) spoiled rotten or B) a sick, cold person who had no business having kids in the first place.

    • Shane Derfus
      Shane Derfus 2 days ago

      ...and you call someone else a narcissist? 😂

  • Cabinets Quick
    Cabinets Quick 4 days ago

    Add showing before was about mothers, "I love you commercial by google duo " lol

  • D P
    D P 4 days ago

    Ha yes if you just punt your duties as a parent and put a DVD movie on it’s easy. Try using no screens with a 3 year old all day.

    • D P
      D P 3 days ago

      Philitron128 no it’s not. But he clearly hasn’t parented himself .

    • Philitron128
      Philitron128 4 days ago

      Oh yeah that's just as hard as oil rigging

  • Harvey Putnick
    Harvey Putnick 4 days ago +1

    hes right..not a hard job... if you have kids make it a commitment not a job.

  • Deborah Stein
    Deborah Stein 5 days ago

    One of my favorite sets by Bill. Highly intelligent and it comes across but he has a way of making it sound like everybody thinks like this. Doesn't matter I always laugh my ass off at pretty much anything he does.

  • Gary Mota
    Gary Mota 5 days ago +1

    I'm a single father and it's awesome, don't see why women complain

    • Gary Mota
      Gary Mota 4 days ago +1

      @voskidude sizeable portion do, wake up

    • voskidude
      voskidude 4 days ago

      Not all women complain. Grow up.

  • Cemal Hussein
    Cemal Hussein 5 days ago

    Rat crossing stage at 7.43

  • Scott Mason
    Scott Mason 5 days ago

    I know he’s joking, but the Ice Road Truckers dying reference was stupid. A lot of mothers die in childbirth. But again, he’s joking so no point getting offended. I’m sure enough people already did.

  • Tristan Foss
    Tristan Foss 5 days ago +3

    Life is the hardest job.

  • Spam Mail
    Spam Mail 5 days ago

    This is funny the first time I saw it

  • Paolo Vallejo
    Paolo Vallejo 5 days ago

    is the format of just for laughs always so short routines? never seen one that lasts more than 7 or 8 minutes

  • young monny
    young monny 5 days ago

    This is one of his BEST skits ❤

  • sky bound zoo
    sky bound zoo 5 days ago

    The more I watch F is for Family the more I see it's brilliance. It's basically this form of humor but with a plot. Amazing

  • Jacob Johnson
    Jacob Johnson 6 days ago

    I be the dislikes came from feminist and single moms

  • tOm the bOmb
    tOm the bOmb 6 days ago +4

    I’m a stay home dad. Easiest job ever

    • tOm the bOmb
      tOm the bOmb 3 days ago

      The worst part is I can’t talk shit to them

    • fernando perez
      fernando perez 5 days ago

      the only people you gotta deal with is your damn kids 😂

  • Aron Alhime
    Aron Alhime 6 days ago

    How many men had to sleep on the couch after this set

  • M Hammer
    M Hammer 6 days ago

    The dog has fists and bigger arms than Hulk Hogan.

  • A - Kuma
    A - Kuma 6 days ago +1

    A gun you can pet LMAO

  • Juan Rodriguez
    Juan Rodriguez 6 days ago

    Everything else was funny but the black joke was a little harsh

  • American Citizen
    American Citizen 6 days ago +3

    Well, now I know why men are paid MORE.

  • Menno Pietersen
    Menno Pietersen 6 days ago +24

    As a father I have to agree....
    It is one of the most IMPORTANT jobs... not the hardest.

  • Samuel Brown
    Samuel Brown 6 days ago

    Bill Burr is a genius.

  • bandrukesucks
    bandrukesucks 6 days ago +3

    Not to sound really insensitive but motherhood isn't a job at all. It is a maternal family title.

    And parenting should be taken responsibly, as it is the future of humanity that is being raised, not a coop of chickens. If motherhood is hard then something has gone terribly wrong. Parenting on the other hand is a serious burden of responsibility that should not be committed to if the task can't be met. I've heard way too many sob stories of single working mothers with prideful chips on their shoulders taking all the burdens of raising their kids alone 24/7. It takes a village to raise a child. If you don't have that village you have to find it. Raising kids in isolation is unhealthy. I don't care where you are from, it just is. This goes for all families, not just moms. Older siblings, uncles, aunts, grandparents, cousins, friend of a relative, step dads, any of it.
    And if that didn't do it think about this: Try running a fortune 500 company alone. Try building a 3000 sq ft house neighborhood alone. Try farming 4400 acres alone. Almost anything sounds like the hardest job if you make it that way. Some parents don't get a choice, but really it's just their pride talking. They'll feel like they failed if they can't do it themself. But that's been an illusion the whole time.
    Bill may be joking around and Oprah might be talking out of her ass, but we got a real problem these days with misguided parenting.
    While we're on the topic of hardest job, I'd have to guess it is CONSTRUCTION WORKER, since they are the most underpaid, valued, covered and have the highest suicide rates. Probably something to do with the economy worldwide expanding majority part time and construction work varying and being dangerous. I don't know though. That's just a guess. I mean, a CDC backed educated guess, but still just a guess.