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My girlfriend's water broke and within 15 minutes my daughter was out.
I had the exact opposite... when my water broke I was like oh I’ve got forever... 30 minutes later the head was almost out! 😆 You know the clocks ⏰ running out and we’ve gotta gtfo now when they’re literally debating delivering your baby in the hotel... or if you can make the 90 *SECOND!* trip... and all while running with you in the chair up THREE flights of stairs and down THREE MORE BECAUSE IT WAS QUICKER THAN GOING AROUND THE BUILDING!! Then you really worry when you’re in the back of the ambulance 🚑 and you hear the driver literally screaming out the window *"GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!”* at a taxi drivers, busses and even pedestrians outside the main entrance! 😂 God I love the Irish! ☘️ I was in less than 5mins and my 4lb 6oz daughter was born so don’t just assume that you have time, I only waited 30mins! I waited because I wasn’t even in pain till the last 30mins! FYI After is waaaayyyy more painful lol!
My husband and I woke up from a nap to my water breaking. We both showered and drove to the hospital 5 minutes down the street. From 4cm on was a bit rough. My veins pushed out my IV for mild Norco at 8cm so I decided to just "push" through the rest. Labor (screaming/pushing) was about 35 minutes. She came out perfect and I healed up within 6 weeks . I'd always encourage natural vs epidural if you have a high pain tolerance. It may sound odd, but it's a beautiful pain I'd never take back or change.
Bill Burrs wife must be an actual angel or something.
Let’s see she was going to have a baby and she didn’t know what to do at all after birth. If you didn’t take the time to do a little research, you had nine months, you’re a freaking idiot.
It's funny but it's also sad when someone tells you for years that you have problem but it takes some strange or bad circumstance to realise it for yourself
Jesus.... You guys are stretching this Bill Burr content pretty thin.
Bill actually stole the "who i am as a person joke" from an old conan interview. Conan himself said it first
@Shallex okay so im not crazy! Yes, thank you for confirming. Yeah i cant believe more people haven't pointed this out, you even remembered the specifics better than i did
i thought the same thing. if i remember correctly Bill Burr tried to make the same joke basically when he was on Conan but couldn't quite find the words to make it sound good and funny, and Conan ended up giving him a much better and funnier wording for the joke that he ended up using.
Hila seems more outspoken after the birth of Teddy
Bill is my favorite psycho.
He remindes me of ",Red" from the 70s Show🤣🤣🤣
Buying a gun and having a baby. Oh boy......
Bill burr’s imagination is sooo funny
The way Ethan explained the baby and shotgun thing is so true. Lmao never thought of it that way
Ole billy short fuse 😂
My first was born premature and after it was done the nurse took him away... It was the most emotional stressful shit.. Hes almost 3 now.
Nice wish you and your baby the best
If ethan atarted walking down a school hall way toewrds me with a shot gun in his hands fully intent to shoot me I would lose that fight becuase id already be on the ground laughing too hard
The scariest moment in parenthood is when you realize you have an overwhelming urge to fuck your kid.
When Ethan's kid grows up he's gonna look like Bill Burr.
schizomania your comment made me gasp I love this
These people must be rich !!! because why is Bill Burr here ?!!the energy here sucks a$$ :(
Bill Burr came back after that last podcast??? What a guy.
@altostreeter it was a shit show last time over a year ago. Bill was trying to be funny on a few occasions by taking a few small jobs at Ethan, just in good natured fun. And Ethan got defensive and all the jokes flew over his head causing the entire podcast to be tense and awkward.
I'm out of the loop. Why is everyone talking about bill burr on the podcast?
Does anybody know the song at the end ?????
It must be a nightmare going through one of Bill's outbursts. Thank god he has a bit of sarcasm in his life that helps even it out otherwise am guessing he'd be another Hitler.
Like Bill, But I kind full of Mr. Ethan, we get you have a kid, so did 6billions others well more I guess, move on already
bill Burr, the only thing that could make me sit through this shitty podcast.
The average amount of cats Ethan's viewers have is at around 24.Can't believe Bill agreed to go to a podcast hostet by retarded people.
4:45 he intertwined so many tangents, it's almost mocking my booze brain
Wtf is wrong with you ? You brought your shotgun story while speaking of your child ? Defending against what ? Just hope you don't kill anybody by accident geeeez
Just watched 'F is for family' man its just a great show, bill did great voice acting, its like bill is telling his father's story. Check it out its on Netflix.
Great show cant wait for the next season
I love hila she's so beautiful
The scariest moment of parenthood is when you deeply accept that you had no right bringing an innocent child into this world... But at the same time, you realize that you’ve never understood what unconditional love is and accept that you have to do everything you possibly can to provide for your child to the best of your ability.
Kole spoken like a true parent
Bill hates this guy 😂 😂 😂
I’m glad bill came back on. The last one was a disaster
I fuckin hate people with small dogs and call it their baby.
I'm sorry to inform you but the actual scariest moment of Parenthood will be when you look into their Snapchat feed or whatever that will be in the future and find a sea of kids showing off they're little penises and all the drugs that they got from who-knows-where good luck and God bless.
That funny now
Ethan is such a child
One of the best standup specials I’ve seen in a long time. Chappell and Burr are killing it!
So bill is a fellow pilot, imagine him communicating with JFK tower being all sarcastic and shit.
Whoah look at Ethan “I’m-Not-Interrupting-Bill-Anymore” Klein over here.
@M Mac its a slightly different varient of wow.
wtf is a whoah?
MrSpeedyAce Look at Mr. Big Shot “Learns From His Mistakes”
No. Not always.... I missed the birth of my second because he crowned in the 10Minute drive to the hospital and was out in the time between the wheelchair from the front doors of the hospital to the birthing room, whilst I parked the car.
BOUGHT A SHOTGUN ? WTF, ist he bipolar or smthg ? how the fuck can u own a shotgun.. im in lithuania i had to pass month or so of tests to get a pistol for defence
nice on you for getting a gun to defend your new family... even though hila is probably gonna be the one to use it if shit kicks off.
My wife was in labour for 48 hours. If it wasn’t for the gas and air, I don’t think I would’ve made it.
When my child was born we smoked crack to celebrate
Glad Burr came back and wasn't and ass last time
This Bill Burr guy reminds me of Frank Murphy from F is for family
BeCaUSe iT's tHe sAMe pErSoN
It's the hair
I think its the swag.
Yeah they sound so similar for some reason
Hila knows how to use a gun afterall she wasn't born in America.
Against ar-15 but bought a shotgun
I didnt want anyone to tell me anything about my baby haha I've learned over the years of raising my babies that doctors sometimes dont know how your kid will do with anything it's a whole learning process cause every woman and child is different
Bill, I emphasize with you.
y'all know Hila has a thing for Bill... look at the way she looks at him and twirls her hair... yikes
Ima Person2 what the hell is wrong with you Jesus fuck get a girlfriend
I would normally agree that a women can smile at someone or pay attention to what they are saying without being attracted to them but Hila already saw Bill Burr emasculate her man. She probably does get a little wet when she sees Bill.
go have sex, and this is coming from someone who fucked just once in their life time
@feckless clod Those comments are so fucking dumb and annoying..."Oof look at the way Hila blinks when Bill is speaking, she obviously wants to have sex with him..."
aldemar all you fucking losers comment this shit about every youtuber’s wife. MAYBE SHE’S A FUCKING HUMAN WHO CAN LIKE AND SHOW AFFECTION TO PEOPLE WITHOUT WANTING TO CHEAT ON HER HUSBAND??
“DiD yOu TaKE lESsoNs”
Bless Bills wife.
Have children and risk the Jews taking them from you. 🥴🤗😘🤯🥺👌🤙🤪I want to eat the flesh of young Jewish faces.
Ethan should talk about how in some countries,like australia, babies are aloud to be born alive then left to die bc the mother doesn't want it anymore.
@weird girl009 how is that not true? Nsw state government just passed the bill, now it's just for the federal government to approve, im actually australian btw
DANI LØE wtf that’s not even true
Why did you use a white baby in the thumbnail. His kid is half black.
Because it’s a stock image. And who honestly gives a fuck?
Great point lol
Hila is such a pretty, down to earth mom.
I feel like Bill likes Hila and tolerates Ethan
Every meme fag gen z commenting here have no clue who Bill Burr is. Thry be posting overused shit memes. Sad.
am I the only one not interested in being a parent?
I suppose it's an age based thing, a lot of the times people change attitudes as they grow up. It's normal psychological development.