Donald Jr.'s Testimony Summarized: 'I Do Not Recall'

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  • Published on May 18, 2018
  • Anything Jeff Sessions cannot recall, Donald Trump Jr. cannot remember better!
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  • Healing Dog
    Healing Dog 2 days ago

    Affluenza runs amuck in the T clan...

  • polite critique
    polite critique 3 days ago

    No wonder trump is getting assange evicted .

  • polite critique
    polite critique 3 days ago

    Hillary set up trump with this meeting in case she lost

  • polite critique
    polite critique 3 days ago

    This pointless not needed show just copies the daily shows topics

  • Marylee deFerrari
    Marylee deFerrari 3 days ago

    Trump Sr's next tweet: "Don Jr is not my son. I have the fake paternity test to prove it."

  • MissNebulosity
    MissNebulosity 6 days ago

    "trump twote on" LMAO We have a new word....

  • MissNebulosity
    MissNebulosity 6 days ago

    "What the whaaaa???" LMAO

  • mirko vuksic
    mirko vuksic 6 days ago

    stupid

  • ChronP
    ChronP 7 days ago

    Donald Jr needs to consider his potential girlfriend status if he goes to prison. He'd fare MUCH worse than Donald Sr!

  • Terra J Lindberg
    Terra J Lindberg 8 days ago

    Matryoshka dolls is pronounced so wrong XD

  • Harpreet Jandu
    Harpreet Jandu 10 days ago

    "If the president does it, that means it is not illegal".

  • susan v
    susan v 11 days ago

    I cannot stop laughing. Great shows , right on the button. Love every minute but being British some of the innuendos I don't get so miss another chance to laugh. Keep going.

  • 刘宇龙
    刘宇龙 12 days ago

    爷,怎麼辨,出经众,下落不知,現在体,怎述己述師述旧出经众者,,,?。
    微奌出言???。

  • Philip K
    Philip K 18 days ago

    It's really weird how much responsibility these people have when they physically can't remember anything.

  • E Marci
    E Marci 20 days ago +1

    So Trump and his people say Democrats wanted to steal an election, they had dirt, and everyone and their mothers in on it and they forgot to do it. Makes 0 sense.

  • Mandinko23
    Mandinko23 23 days ago

    Ilove the piano piece at the end its so melencholy and beautiful

  • Mandinko23
    Mandinko23 23 days ago

    Never knew colbert was this funny

  • David Evans
    David Evans 24 days ago

    That face he made at 6:37 is the greatest thing on television.

  • Pam Timmins
    Pam Timmins 24 days ago

    So funny, who is dumber Trump or Guiliani? Neither will shut up sick of both of them glad when Trump is out of office No More Trump No More Giuliani No More Huckabee Sanders and No More Pompeo what a blessing that will be

  • Catherine Stevens
    Catherine Stevens 26 days ago

    Rudy is a special type of idiot! Smh

  • Johnny der Achte
    Johnny der Achte 27 days ago

    Hey americans! Please listen to me. I have a tip for you since you're less experienced in witch hunting then we people from good old europe. You don't do it by investigating and talking on TV. You gather a good number of people and enough wood to make a stake. Than you grab the bitch, put him on there and lit it. That's the way it is done.

  • Brandon Carter
    Brandon Carter Month ago

    7:25AAAGGGHHHH!!!! Guliani's face that big is frightening
    please go back to your scarecrow job...........

  • Zezeee Betaa
    Zezeee Betaa Month ago

    Whatever happened to Impeachment procedures?!?! 😕
    WE THE PEOPLE ARE IN A BAD PLACE

  • Johny Chingas69
    Johny Chingas69 Month ago

    Hahaha we did it just arrest my Dad

  • Ian Vonfrank
    Ian Vonfrank Month ago

    You mean матроишка dolls

  • James Piat
    James Piat Month ago

    Bravehart?..jonny??

  • Daniel Ballestero
    Daniel Ballestero Month ago

    I just made it here after months staying away from this troll infested swamp, to comment about the "THE THREE COLLOOGES!" HHAHAHHAHA

  • Alan Wood
    Alan Wood Month ago

    I love the Witch Hunt quote at 11:05

  • Hecter Natchos
    Hecter Natchos Month ago

    Try to tell a cheeta hes lying no i,m not lion com on electric shock your own brain dont play with lighting wow look at gulionos teeth wow suck it wow

  • Empoleon77
    Empoleon77 Month ago

    9:01- More accurately, the quote for Donald Trump would be, “FAKE NEWS! FAKE NEWS! MUELLER IS THE CRIMINAL!, THE DEMOCRATS DID IT! MUELLER IS THE CORRUPT ONE!”
    ...something along those lines. I mean, he spouts that constantly on his nightly Twitter tantrums.

  • web lab
    web lab Month ago

    I do not know why i see Donal Trump Jr similar to Gob Bluth from Arrested Development

  • Chris Ashcroft
    Chris Ashcroft Month ago

    Jeff Sessions suffered from the same disease.

  • Azn Mike
    Azn Mike Month ago +1

    I think Donald Trump's purpose as a president is to appeal to young people because before I honestly did my best to avoid politics but now since hes been president every comedians material consists of them making fun of trump which has made me pay attention to politics as weird as it may sound I actually think ive learned more about politics since hes been president than when learning US History in high school.

  • Sandra Currier
    Sandra Currier 2 months ago

    😅 😅😅😅😅

  • Dan D
    Dan D 2 months ago

    The conspirators are performing on how not to run a CONSPIRACY.

  • Lily Jade
    Lily Jade 2 months ago

    Okay at this point, we the people will take Jr Trump with Russians contact going to jail. Potus can pout all he wants.

  • CocoGalusha
    CocoGalusha 2 months ago

    Wait, I don't get it. 3:01 "If you tell the truth, you don't need to remember anything." Does Donald Trump Jr. not realize that completely breaks his case?

  • megon gon
    megon gon 2 months ago

    Colbert needs better writers.

  • Enceladus Moon
    Enceladus Moon 2 months ago +1

    Thank god that Mr Colbert is bring attention to all Trump and his Trumpet's crap. Were the hell are the Democrats, why are they not on TV bring the truth to the American people

  • A L
    A L 2 months ago

    Con man Trump, the king of the swamp... 🐀🐀🐀

  • lettrice di periferia
    lettrice di periferia 2 months ago

    What's the song John was playing around 10 min?

  • Darlene Shriver
    Darlene Shriver 2 months ago

    Correction- If O'Bama had done 1/10th of Trump he would have been impeached! Oh, that's right, the GOP was calling for it. If anyone should have been charged with a crime it should have been the Bush/Cheny group. But O'BAMA didn't think that would be good for theUSA! Trump, and family, and all other cronies should immigrant to Russia!!?

  • Darlene Shriver
    Darlene Shriver 2 months ago +1

    If O'Obama did one triiioned of Trump he would be im

  • SuSSiSu
    SuSSiSu 2 months ago +3

    That face though..when he says Natalia...... ;D))

  • MatthewTheThinker
    MatthewTheThinker 2 months ago +1

    What if by Greatest Witch Hunt in American history he is confirming there are going to be more people accused than any other in history? Like he is admitting that there are hundreds more involved that you have not seen yet. Tip of the Iceberg!

  • freckleKaren
    freckleKaren 2 months ago

    it’s one YEAR anniversary of the investigation, and you still mispronounce her surname xDD It’s Veseln-ee-tskaya. not Veselnitsk-aa-ya (in my best hermione voice). I mean, I know you americans don’t care but damn xD

  • Atia Janssens
    Atia Janssens 2 months ago

    THATS the question they should have asked clinton: are you proud of yourself that your fucking around is the basis of this situation and trump might get away with everything because you couldn't keep your pants zipped

  • Virgil Killebrew
    Virgil Killebrew 2 months ago

    I'm subscribed to The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, so why is my viewing line-up MSNBC 23 min 57 sec; How To Get Back 20/20 Vision Fast? Ad; The Daily Show LIVE: A Conversation With Trevor Noah 57 min 16 sec; CNN Sarah Sanders: Trump is 'certainly not' above the law 28 min 50 sec; and then, Finally, after all That!- The Late Show With Stephen Colbert: Donald Jr's Testimony Summarized 'I Do not Recall' [which was published May 18, 2018] Now here's where the highly praised "Google Search Engine" Totally fails, or else "Google is guilty of manipulating and limiting viewers access to The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. It is 7-post and more than six hours of programs before the next "Late Show With Stephen Colbert" episode shows up in a TVclip search specifically for that program.
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  • FRMONSIVAIS
    FRMONSIVAIS 2 months ago

    Hmmm. I noticed that what people are guilty of, they accuse trump of being.

  • FRMONSIVAIS
    FRMONSIVAIS 2 months ago

    WHAT AN ASSHAT. PEOPLE ACTUALLY WATCH THIS DILDO? WHAT WOULD HE DO WITHOUT SOMEONE TO BADMOUTH SINCE HE HAS NO TALENT?

  • Zubair Khan
    Zubair Khan 2 months ago

    Trump should be on Jerry Springer

  • xxx
    xxx 2 months ago +3

    Colbert is brilliant.

  • xxx
    xxx 2 months ago

    I can't understand why those Trump supporters in the comments here were still so obsessed with Clinton. She is just a private citizen now and no one should care her, except you want to be distracting.

  • Natalee  Steele
    Natalee Steele 2 months ago

    Not the garlic knots!!

  • yang yun
    yang yun 2 months ago

    idiots. What if Hilary's email has some important secret and had somebody killed for leaking. U'd be happy ? And it's Trump's fault ?

  • PO W 09
    PO W 09 2 months ago

    Colbert fans are f*cking morons. Go watch "The Clinton Chronicles" and educate yourselves, please. You are a disgrace to America. It's 2018, and Hillary rightfully lost nearly two years ago. Wake up!

  • the beav
    the beav 2 months ago +1

    Why do Trump supporters go straight to "what about Hillary" when nobody even mentions in an argument? Maybe because your embarrassed by Trump you morons. No excuses anymore lol

  • William Robb
    William Robb 2 months ago

    Didn't trump claim 'I don't recall' means they are guilty?

  • alexdapostman
    alexdapostman 2 months ago

    Twitter is a left-wing control Silicon Valley Tech Giant.

  • San Geet
    San Geet 2 months ago

    If you see 'class' in that royal family, you must see a president in the dotard

  • kenna163
    kenna163 2 months ago

    "Worst case in scenario Simon Cowell" I can't stop laughing

  • kenna163
    kenna163 2 months ago

    So Eric is not the idiot?

  • Carlie Joy
    Carlie Joy 2 months ago

    Love how you can show what Trump does wrong but NOT Clinton's...PS THAT WAS SARCASM IN CASE YOU COULDN'T TELL!! They both have LOTS of FAULTS!! 🇺🇸🗽🎆💟✌

    • Carlie Joy
      Carlie Joy 2 months ago

      Lily Jade...REALLY... Ask a REAL question...forget it its not worth explaining fairness to someone who doesn't get it! 😱👍

    • Lily Jade
      Lily Jade 2 months ago

      Carlie Joy what year are you living in?

  • HIareUmad
    HIareUmad 2 months ago

    I'm no fan of trump, but i am sick to death of this bs collusion meme

  • Robert Scannell
    Robert Scannell 2 months ago

    It is a crime to accept anything of value from a foreign national during a campaign. That is a crime Rudy I know that and I am not a lawyer. But then again... is Rudy really a lawyer anymore?

  • Harry
    Harry 2 months ago

    this is a great episode , really good material here from Stephen and the writers , Bravo !!

  • Studmasterify
    Studmasterify 2 months ago

    Interesting When he says "you can suck it" at about 9:03 CBS blurred the accompanying hand gesture. What gives ?

  • KInky
    KInky 2 months ago

    The biggest problem with this monologue Stephen is that everybody who pays attention already knows that the VIPs (retired Veteran Intelligence Professionals) as documented in July 2017 at Consortiumnews.com, in their thoroughly vetted Forensic Analysis of the leaks (not hacks), already DEBUNKED Russian involvement. Are we just supposed to somehow UNREAD or FORGET their brilliant analysis so as to somehow see this monologue as "funny"? 'Cause, right now, you just sound pathetic, completely out of touch (or willfully ignorant) and/or thoroughly IN BED with the deep state. Which is it? So sad!

  • alysson santos
    alysson santos 2 months ago

    I love Stephen

  • Bryan Mills
    Bryan Mills 2 months ago

    Stephen Colbert doesn't know how to spell Steven Colebare.

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  • c. j. macq
    c. j. macq 2 months ago

    we've had many corrupt people in the white house but some of them were corrupt pawns not smart enough to recognize their own manipulation. its not that trump is any smarter than them, he isn't, but trump was well known, nationally and in NYC, for his corruption WELL BEFORE the elite ever placed him in the white. is trump a minion of the elite? you bet! but he makes sure he profits as much as them for the corruption he commits for them.

  • William Paton
    William Paton 2 months ago

    Isn't it sad when cousins marry?

  • Wayne Siwak
    Wayne Siwak 2 months ago

    Capitalknockers666 I'm open to suggestions

  • Broadus Brooks
    Broadus Brooks 2 months ago

    Rudy is infected by a truth serum

  • James Schrader
    James Schrader 2 months ago

    I seem to remember watching congress asking questions to Hillary and other who didn't remember,

  • Jackie Kramer
    Jackie Kramer 2 months ago

    Fuck Trump!!!

  • Davionious
    Davionious 2 months ago

    Don Jr: Interrupts Trump's toilet burger to hand him a shit sandwitch hunt.

  • Mikurunrun
    Mikurunrun 2 months ago

    My cat is getting angry at me for trying to turn off Stephen Colbert.I guess this is what we're doing for the rest of the night.

  • Hecter Natchos
    Hecter Natchos 2 months ago

    we eat goolash (pasta cheese tomatos mince) to russia no (dispotcho cold tomato soup) no

  • Mazars days
    Mazars days 2 months ago

    What goes into 2500 pages? How did they do that?

  • Kurt Howland Worgan
    Kurt Howland Worgan 2 months ago

    I've posted this on other similar videos, not because I am spamming, but because I want to reach a larger pool of people and I think my point/question is valid and I'm sincerely wanting as large a variety of responses as possible. In response to people who troll Yahoo! articles and late night comedian videos... Really, it's a phenomenon that is quite one-sided in terms of sheer quantity. I posed the following question, prefaced as such: I do not subscribe fully to a conservative or liberal doctrine, but rather find myself somewhere in the middle, leaning from one end of the spectrum to the other based on the issue at hand. That stated: Is sewing discord and creating/perpetuating social/political discord and resentment a necessary element of (at least 50%) of America's daily diet? "Trolls" in other words. (And now for an excruciating run-on sentence...) Elaborating... do you think that Yahoo!, Colbert, Seth Meyers, SNL, John Oliver, Samantha Bee and their ilk would generate the ad revenue they do, and thus sustains/justifies their very existence - at the very least meeting minimum financial burdens to potentially (on the opposite end of the spectrum) actually exceed market expectations and becoming lucrative in the process, largely as a result of said "trolls"? Especially apparent on message boards where the claim is a "liberal/left-leaning bias", or "anti-Trump" agendas, sites like Yahoo! and the commentators on videos such as the one we're on now; I consistently see half the audience and responses from those who claim to hate Yahoo!, it's staff, journalists, editors, or the late night comedians. People who it appears visit this sites/videos solely for the intent of vehemently disagreeing, here only to bash and hate. Back to my question... would the "left" leaning, "liberal biased" media find their myriad of means for distributing their rhetoric and thus limit their audience, if you people simply stopped coming here/there/any and everywhere that apparently embodies everything that you hate about America? Are you not feeding the beast, not only bread and water, but filet mignon paired with a fine merlot? Sure, you may not starve the liberal agenda, but you'd certainly limit their palette and thus potentially cripple their menu. To finish the analogy, if you stripped away the ad revenue from your clicks/views and engagement, you would limit the amount of dishes (content) and close down some of the locations (having only 1 McDonalds in your town instead of 3). And this alllll goes back to what my initial query was. Is it a necessary evil for you people to have something you hate? Are you politically masochistic and so needy that you can't help but become part of your very own problem? Do you NEED to have something to hate in order to be fulfilled? Just curious!

  • guapoxti
    guapoxti 2 months ago

    Corrupt lying administration! What has to happen in order to impeach this lazy lair president!

  • Golden 47
    Golden 47 2 months ago

    9:53 hahahahhaaaa Best part

  • Jack Schlotthauer
    Jack Schlotthauer 2 months ago

    The Repugnacans always use "I am the rubber, you're the glue"

  • Richard Parker
    Richard Parker 2 months ago

    All i want for christmas is that little puke don jr in prison.

  • Homeschool
    Homeschool 2 months ago

    wow jr.

  • Traumglanz
    Traumglanz 2 months ago

    I am not familiar with US laws, but what you are getting for treason?

  • Futureb0y
    Futureb0y 2 months ago

    If Trump Jr didn't have such a tool daddy haircut maybe people might like her,

  • Tycho Azrephet
    Tycho Azrephet 2 months ago

    The Trump administration is like a team of burglars that break into a house to steal shit, get caught in the act, but somehow avoid consequences by first accusing the house owner of robbery then claiming they don't understand the concept of robbery and thus would be incapable of committing it.

  • Jackie Roberts
    Jackie Roberts 2 months ago

    Russia sent money, probably gold bars cause that is Trumps favorite. That explains the GRU types also explains why Jared left soon after the Russians arrived with the loot . Come on , you can`t believe junior`s story ever . I think Donald Sr. was there too

  • markyncole
    markyncole 2 months ago

    I'm assuming Trump's people think "I don't recall" is a get out of jail free answer

  • Sharon R
    Sharon R 2 months ago

    1:15 toilet burger hahaha

  • shakysyxx
    shakysyxx 2 months ago

    "As Stormy Daniels would tell you, I don't use a rubber." That is not allegedly, that is FACT lol.

  • KotF Business Casual
    KotF Business Casual 2 months ago

    "The greatest witch hunt in American history." You mean...aside from the actual witch hunts?

  • Bruce Shepherd
    Bruce Shepherd 2 months ago

    The only jokes Colbert knows is Trump jokes ! I'll bet he dreams about Trump ! I know he's jealous of Trump ! And the dumb ass liberal's have laughed at the same jokes for over a year ! People this is not real, Trumps not going anywhere ! Welcome to Trump nation !

    • JamesHLanier
      JamesHLanier 2 months ago

      Small government doesn't help people, and the only viable small government option gets real big when it comes to social freedoms. I'm happy to pay higher taxes if it means more people have a chance of a good life. Even from a selfish standpoint, I could use universal health care, better infrastructure and more. I hope you'll vote for anyone but Trump. Like literally anyone else.

    • Bruce Shepherd
      Bruce Shepherd 2 months ago

      JamesHLanier - I'm sure your a good tax paying citizen just as I, but I'm always voting for the smallest government offered. We'll agree to disagree, see you at the voting booth in 2020. I wish you the best my friend.

    • JamesHLanier
      JamesHLanier 2 months ago

      Nope, he got us out of a recession, increased jobs, decrease unemployment and so on. The guy was far from perfect, but overall he did a damn good job. Like I said before, you can't put the debt entirely on Obama. Congress are the ones who create and pass spending bills, and most of Obama's terms had a Republican controlled congress. He also had to deal with poor economic policies in place that he inherited from Bush, who you admit was awful. In addition, cutting spending during a recession is a recipe for disaster. I know it's convenient to blame Obama for all our problems, but that's not really how this works.

    • Bruce Shepherd
      Bruce Shepherd 2 months ago

      JamesHLanier - wake up Alice your in wonderland, we had 8years of Barack Obama's economy and it almost ruined the nation ! 10 trillion dollars to the national debt is more than all the presidents combined before him ! Your children and grandchildren will be paying back the debt for the rest of their lives that Obama added by his self !

    • JamesHLanier
      JamesHLanier 2 months ago

      Yeah, definitely. I never liked Hillary, but anything is better than what we have now. To answer your last question, yes. I don't think Dems like Hillary will do much to help, but those who lean further left will be more likely to actually balance the budget. Both sides have sold out to corporate interests though, so it's hard to say for sure.

  • Wood y
    Wood y 2 months ago

    LIES LIES LIES ALL LIES!!!!!
    Rich people never go to jail.

  • 刘宇龙
    刘宇龙 2 months ago

    爷,,,想好構出核転变,电㘯微幅空气転变的達文達茜码了嗎?,或林肯码或牟长码或古盟主堡码,,,?。

  • David Copperfield-not the magician

    Colbert is genius! He is the ONLY good thing about T.

  • Richard Conner
    Richard Conner 2 months ago

    I AM SUPRISED TRUMP HAS NOT DREDGED UP SOME DIRT ON COLBERT.
    AVENATTI IS NOW IN THE HOTSEAT ALA TRUMPS CAPRICIOUS INVESTIGATIVE TEAM OF JOURNALISTS ON A SEARCH & DESTROY MISSION.