Donald Jr.'s Testimony Summarized: 'I Do Not Recall'

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  • Published on May 18, 2018
  • Anything Jeff Sessions cannot recall, Donald Trump Jr. cannot remember better!
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  • Tom Cat
    Tom Cat 7 days ago

    To bad there republicans will go easy on him
    How sad for the American citizens

  • Cheyanne Black
    Cheyanne Black 7 days ago

    I'm 48 and black,, and Steve I think you are my long lost dad, brother, cousin, bestie, and life coach. Find me so you can agree with me, none of my Gangsta friends never believe me as I insist, WTF....😁🤣😁😂

  • geoff dearth
    geoff dearth 17 days ago

    Nosferatu has really weird teeth.

  • Uaine Diabhal
    Uaine Diabhal 27 days ago

    "His toilet burger"! Thank the Gods that we have laughter to get us through this; We love you Stephen

  • Micheal Taylor
    Micheal Taylor Month ago

    The News would be boring if Trump goes away. Mike Pence will probably provide no funny material.

  • Nobody273
    Nobody273 Month ago

    Why does Stephens Donald Trump junior impression always think about garlic knots?

  • George Keith
    George Keith Month ago

    Wow, awesome stuff, brilliant entertainment..

  • andrew ayres
    andrew ayres Month ago

    I would like you Americans to just remember how classy us Brits are. We no longer affiliate with that man and when the Queen invites everyone round for Afternoon Tea he is the only person who doesn’t receive an invitation.

  • 刘宇龙
    刘宇龙 Month ago

    对了叔叔,法王譯者有妻女在伝播媒体界,(而且很美麗艶色喔),譯者和他師以及金色佛天使神一样習慣性有妻女媒体界喔,南北韓会助召待天盘軟硬件或共享保護,,,??。
    璽佬族众,-下加入聯合-下又退出聯合,貿易佛位金色丫,貿易也用不上金色皇族,怎派天使妻貿易而留给黄种人什麽,,,小群島受不起皇佛天使,,,滚回己天外天唄。
    去唄,去唄,回天上去唄,百姓经受不起大尊居小处,回去,,,。

  • Henry Dawkins
    Henry Dawkins Month ago +1

    Don & Don Jr. Are bunk buddies when they go to jail.

  • Robert Mitchell
    Robert Mitchell 2 months ago

    Hey wait a minute I was good with loads of potential fuck you

  • Gray Mid
    Gray Mid 2 months ago

    Seriously, what he hell happened with Giuliani ?! I never agreed with him politically, but he was once ''America's mayor'' and he was a man with values&honor. Now he works for Trump the traitor and uses all dirty tricks and lies to help Trump and against our democracy.

  • Uaine Diabhal
    Uaine Diabhal 2 months ago

    "Toilet burger"! HILARIOUS! Thank you Stephen, for helping us to laugh at anything we can, as much as we can, whenever we can; it makes life livable.

  • Sarah Pedro
    Sarah Pedro 2 months ago

    "worst case scenario simon cowell" im dead 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • Gary Mingy
    Gary Mingy 2 months ago

    Ship him to Elba!

  • Dorth Surreal
    Dorth Surreal 3 months ago

    Wonderful his spawn is as Retarded as his dad.

  • Blue Eyes Darlem
    Blue Eyes Darlem 3 months ago

    Brilliant 8:52

  • 江梁
    江梁 3 months ago

    hello no money no honey

  • theID2
    theID2 4 months ago +1

    pianist .... so obnoxious.

  • Sagar OPtiC
    Sagar OPtiC 4 months ago

    ⬇️✈️🛫🚁

  • Elorine
    Elorine 4 months ago

    I see Stephen likes garlic knots. He's mentioned them everyone he talks about pizza

  • c Lok
    c Lok 4 months ago +1

    Lower the black guy’s mic.

  • sylvia davis
    sylvia davis 4 months ago

    THIS ONES FOR YOU STEPHEN! tvclip.biz/video/wpeXmJLilt8/video.html

  • Cesar Laser
    Cesar Laser 4 months ago +1

    Dump Donald

  • KMM
    KMM 5 months ago

    Stupid is as stupid does.

  • Steve Streett
    Steve Streett 5 months ago

    when trump is gone, where am i going to get my daily dose of stupid ?

  • David Edwards
    David Edwards 5 months ago

    Half the time I wonder if Meuller is actually investigating, or sitting back laughing, while trump just adds to the crime list.

  • Derek Ward
    Derek Ward 5 months ago +1

    Time to put down all the rabid dogs. .

  • J H
    J H 5 months ago

    Smock

  • Herman Boing
    Herman Boing 5 months ago +1

    This country has become a farce.

  • Espy Wilson
    Espy Wilson 5 months ago

    Control freak Trump knows about all the crooked BS.

  • Donna Lopez
    Donna Lopez 5 months ago

    Lmao rubbers dont come in toal stool size that i know of....

  • Marjolaine Menard
    Marjolaine Menard 5 months ago

    You're watching the royal wedding, just remember... Harry wore a swarztika once... He's still an ass!!

    • f1fanforever
      f1fanforever 5 months ago

      For something he did as a teenager, without realizing fully what he was doing? Do not most teenagers do something stupid that they can grow out of and look back realizing it was a mistake?
      Or are we saying everything bad one does is permanently attached to their life and is how they will be identified for the rest of it?

  • Andy Gipson
    Andy Gipson 5 months ago

    To be fair to any lawyer defending Trump. How can you defend someone who changes his story every five minutes? I actually feel bad for the guy.

  • OLDSKOOL978
    OLDSKOOL978 5 months ago

    Felix Sater wrote to Michael Cohen in 2015 "Our boy can become president of the US and we can engineer it."

  • leroy450
    leroy450 5 months ago +1

    😂 😂 Colbert you’re a maniac 😂

  • patricia lafountain
    patricia lafountain 5 months ago

    .The stock market is falling because the tax to corporations and the 1% have run their course with no re-investment by companies.. Like everyone with a brain said, companies bought back their own stock and did not expand their businesses. They paid investors dividends and did not raise salaries. In fact, some companies are doing lay-offs. Secondly, his vanity tariff war is dragging the economy and scaring off investment. Interest rates have to rise as inflation rises. He is clueless about the economy and how it works. Piece of ignorant shit wannabe dictator.

  • J Lavem
    J Lavem 6 months ago

    Little Donny jr is as guilty as hell the sooner they're all locked up the better.

  • TrashureSeeker
    TrashureSeeker 6 months ago +3

    By now, and as a German happily watching this disaster from the sidelines I must say I find myself enjoying this more and more. It's like witnessing something unique, like those 2012 apocalypse parties where everyone had a perfect excuse to do the dumbest shit ever and laugh about it should we all survive.

  • Michael McGinnis
    Michael McGinnis 6 months ago

    Do people not realize Clinton didn't lie when he said he didn't have "sexual relations" with Lewinsky? Look up "sexual relations" in any dictionary that was in print at the time. Clinton intentionally deceived people but he spoke the literal truth. That's why he couldn't be convicted of lying.

  • Sideler74
    Sideler74 6 months ago

    Folks... He used your savior (Hillary) playbook about what to say when being questioned. It worked beautifully for him, #MAGA

  • Jason Fisher
    Jason Fisher 6 months ago

    Well if the blue wave washes out the red tide and they impeach his lying immoral racist wanna be dick... I mean dictator ass then they can charge him....LOCK HIM UP....LOCK HIM UP....LOCK HIM UP!!!!!!

  • Mike Gibson
    Mike Gibson 6 months ago +2

    Awesome. I'm going to start watching this show. Great monologue!

  • Gus Perez
    Gus Perez 6 months ago

    Silly commie cunt when will you learn mental illness is bad , mental illness id bad , mental illness is bad !!! R EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

  • Volga Wolfhounds
    Volga Wolfhounds 6 months ago +1

    There was a time when Americans would simply drag assholes like the Trump's out into the street and hang them for treason.

  • Logical Man
    Logical Man 6 months ago

    Trump doesn’t use rubber because they don’t make short enough condoms for stumpy toad shaped penises

  • Alex Linter
    Alex Linter 7 months ago

    Why do you Americans always blame the Russians for everything, maybe we should actually influence your country for a change, then you will know and feel what real Russian hackers can do to your elections and your system.

  • Ryan Japan
    Ryan Japan 7 months ago

    Can we have more historical tweets

  • Lily Monster
    Lily Monster 7 months ago

    The "I dont use a rubber" line made me vomit. I remember going years without thinking of Don's dick

  • Josue Pina
    Josue Pina 7 months ago

    Everything comes with proof. Crisis created by the USA. The world gets credit, too. If you were to place bets. What would it be? A world where no one knows? That’s not possible. And yet I do. If I were pissed. Laugh that they’re panicking over Taylor’s ass. It’s not even theirs. I think it’s funny. A lot. Or. They’re panicking over their asses. That’s funny, too. A lot. I’m paraphrasing? Donald Trump. Comet. Mueller. Brad Pitt. Prince Charles. Stephen Colbert. The Wayans bros. Barack Obama’s. “For Taylor’s ass.”

  • Atticus Finch
    Atticus Finch 7 months ago

    Cornholebert latenight asshole, poopstain clinton kenya barry miss you in the third bathroom playing shove something up my ass and I'll tell you what it is.

  • Chicken Permission
    Chicken Permission 7 months ago

    Rob goldstone? More like the revolting slob from crashbox my nigga

  • the fake jews rape kids blimp

    The collusion had nothing to do with Clinton emails or voting . It was about a UN security council vote on settlements in Palestine . The media is a total ziop game.

  • Theryougo1
    Theryougo1 7 months ago

    Loser

  • Theryougo1
    Theryougo1 7 months ago

    #walkaway from the Dem Party of intolerance, hate, racism, and violence....

  • Ra Thesungod
    Ra Thesungod 8 months ago +1

    THESE TRUMPS PURE EVIL SCUMBAG RACIST PIGS HOMOPHOBIC PIG DIRT BAG !!TRUMP THE ORANGE COMB OVER GLUE HAIR MORON GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY IMPEACH HIM AND THE REPUBLICAN PARTY HILL BILLYS WITH A HAIR CUTS MORONS VOTE THEM OUT LOCK THEM UP AND TRUMP THE ORANGE COMB OVER GLUE HAIR MORON GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY!!

  • The Reckoner
    The Reckoner 8 months ago

    Beyond the damage these clowns are doing, my biggest issue is the blatant insult to mine and other "aware" American's intelligence. How STUPID do you chowderheads think we are?

  • Elijah cesspoole
    Elijah cesspoole 8 months ago

    I wanted to go back to my home state but there was no work. Now there is work. If you had a job during the elections you would obviously would not understand the depth that Trump has changed the country. He is the best president in the last 100 years. The libtard actors in Hollywood never gave me anything unless i paid for it.

  • Chris
    Chris 8 months ago

    Dutch Documentary ZEmbla In three parts

  • Chris
    Chris 8 months ago

    ZEMBLA - The dubious friends of Donald Trump: the Russians-dutch documentary (names/places/links etc)
    tvclip.biz/video/1bEdMuKq30I/video.html

  • Colin Robbins
    Colin Robbins 8 months ago

    Indicate occupy initially awoszh revolutionary railroad plus heavy surround bet guidance.

  • Eduardo Henrique Ciappina

    Donald Madoff Trump is the most effective weapon Russians are using to destroy America.

  • ALAN LAWRENCE
    ALAN LAWRENCE 8 months ago

    The whole Russia Gate thing is a CIA con trick, a farce. Putin and the Russian people could not care less who occupies the Oval Office. They've never had any friends there and never will. America should stop with the reds under their beds paranoia, it's not good for their mental health. Next thing you know they'll be swallowing main stream media propaganda, getting confused between 'The Arab Spring' and ISIS terrorists. Guess what? They're one and the same. Syrian government forces, with Russian help, are pounding the shit out of ISIS and their pals. Trump is backing ISIS by attacking Syrian militery facilities with missiles. If something stinks in the State of Washington, focus on that, not reds under your beds.

  • to know
    to know 8 months ago

    A TRUE AMERICAN STEVEN IS HONEST AND FUNNY WE NEED THAT MORE THAN EVER KEEP UP THE GREAT JOB !!!

  • sailtheplains
    sailtheplains 8 months ago

    6:57 I love him taking off the glasses. "I want you to remember Rod Goldstone."

    Don Jr was like, "I want my testimony to be just like Grandpa Sessions'!"

  • Tommy Lyons
    Tommy Lyons 8 months ago

    it depends on what your definition of "is" is.

  • Sokanastenev
    Sokanastenev 8 months ago

    If only the US Government had a system in place to collect caller information and was able to collate that data into a searchable collection...

  • Julie W.
    Julie W. 8 months ago

    qz.com/1279771/there-are-186-things-donald-trump-jr-says-he-cant-remember-or-doesnt-know-about-the-trump-tower-meeting/
    www.ctvnews.ca/world/trump-jr-says-he-can-t-recall-discussing-russia-probe-with-father-1.3932010

  • RT Elkin
    RT Elkin 9 months ago

    That explains why it was $130K & not the standard $100K...

  • Healing Dog
    Healing Dog 9 months ago

    Affluenza runs amuck in the T clan...

  • polite critique
    polite critique 9 months ago

    No wonder trump is getting assange evicted .

  • polite critique
    polite critique 9 months ago

    Hillary set up trump with this meeting in case she lost

  • polite critique
    polite critique 9 months ago

    This pointless not needed show just copies the daily shows topics

  • Marylee deFerrari
    Marylee deFerrari 9 months ago

    Trump Sr's next tweet: "Don Jr is not my son. I have the fake paternity test to prove it."

  • MissNebulosity
    MissNebulosity 9 months ago

    "trump twote on" LMAO We have a new word....

  • MissNebulosity
    MissNebulosity 9 months ago

    "What the whaaaa???" LMAO

  • mirko vuksic
    mirko vuksic 9 months ago

    stupid

  • JAS
    JAS 9 months ago

    Donald Jr needs to consider his potential girlfriend status if he goes to prison. He'd fare MUCH worse than Donald Sr!

  • Terra J Lindberg
    Terra J Lindberg 9 months ago

    Matryoshka dolls is pronounced so wrong XD

  • Harpreet Jandu
    Harpreet Jandu 9 months ago

    "If the president does it, that means it is not illegal".

  • susan v
    susan v 9 months ago

    I cannot stop laughing. Great shows , right on the button. Love every minute but being British some of the innuendos I don't get so miss another chance to laugh. Keep going.

  • 刘宇龙
    刘宇龙 9 months ago

    爷,怎麼辨,出经众,下落不知,現在体,怎述己述師述旧出经众者,,,?。
    微奌出言???。

  • Philip K
    Philip K 9 months ago

    It's really weird how much responsibility these people have when they physically can't remember anything.

  • E Marci
    E Marci 9 months ago +1

    So Trump and his people say Democrats wanted to steal an election, they had dirt, and everyone and their mothers in on it and they forgot to do it. Makes 0 sense.

  • Mandinko23
    Mandinko23 9 months ago

    Ilove the piano piece at the end its so melencholy and beautiful

  • Mandinko23
    Mandinko23 9 months ago

    Never knew colbert was this funny

  • David Evans
    David Evans 9 months ago

    That face he made at 6:37 is the greatest thing on television.

  • Pam Timmins
    Pam Timmins 9 months ago

    So funny, who is dumber Trump or Guiliani? Neither will shut up sick of both of them glad when Trump is out of office No More Trump No More Giuliani No More Huckabee Sanders and No More Pompeo what a blessing that will be

  • Catherine Stevens
    Catherine Stevens 10 months ago

    Rudy is a special type of idiot! Smh

  • Johnny der Achte
    Johnny der Achte 10 months ago

    Hey americans! Please listen to me. I have a tip for you since you're less experienced in witch hunting then we people from good old europe. You don't do it by investigating and talking on TV. You gather a good number of people and enough wood to make a stake. Than you grab the bitch, put him on there and lit it. That's the way it is done.

  • Mr. Ubiboy
    Mr. Ubiboy 10 months ago

    7:25AAAGGGHHHH!!!! Guliani's face that big is frightening
    please go back to your scarecrow job...........

  • Zezeee Betaa
    Zezeee Betaa 10 months ago

    Whatever happened to Impeachment procedures?!?! 😕
    WE THE PEOPLE ARE IN A BAD PLACE

  • Johny Chingas69
    Johny Chingas69 10 months ago

    Hahaha we did it just arrest my Dad

  • Ian Vonfrank
    Ian Vonfrank 10 months ago

    You mean матроишка dolls

  • the last of the lemmings
    the last of the lemmings 10 months ago

    Bravehart?..jonny??

  • Frank Gutierrez
    Frank Gutierrez 10 months ago

    I just made it here after months staying away from this troll infested swamp, to comment about the "THE THREE COLLOOGES!" HHAHAHHAHA

  • Alan Wood
    Alan Wood 10 months ago

    I love the Witch Hunt quote at 11:05

  • Michael Bender
    Michael Bender 10 months ago

    Try to tell a cheeta hes lying no i,m not lion com on electric shock your own brain dont play with lighting wow look at gulionos in your addic what ever that guns smoking i want some suck it mean while back on the farm hey im a mike i was about take off everything

  • Empoleon77
    Empoleon77 10 months ago

    9:01- More accurately, the quote for Donald Trump would be, “FAKE NEWS! FAKE NEWS! MUELLER IS THE CRIMINAL!, THE DEMOCRATS DID IT! MUELLER IS THE CORRUPT ONE!”
    ...something along those lines. I mean, he spouts that constantly on his nightly Twitter tantrums.

  • web lab
    web lab 10 months ago

    I do not know why i see Donal Trump Jr similar to Gob Bluth from Arrested Development