Every Wedding Speech Ever | CH Shorts

  • Published on Jul 10, 2018
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    Katie Marovitch
    Ally Beardsley
    Brennan Lee Mulligan
    Mother - Katy Dore
    Father - Steve Brown
    Guest - Jessie Hixenbaugh
    Wedding Guest 1 - Adam Henry
    Wedding Guest 2 - James Tolbert
    Wedding Guest 3 - Erika Wilhelm
    Director - Michael Schaubach
    Writer - Katie Marovitch
    Producer - Jessie Hixenbaugh
    Production Coordinator - Olivia Aguilar
    Editor - Yaniv Elani
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Comments • 2 056

  • Young Wizard
    Young Wizard 6 days ago


  • no rice
    no rice 18 days ago +1

    I thought this was a smosh video

  • Tiago Amaral
    Tiago Amaral 20 days ago +1

    Yaaaas dj allie

  • Ayesha Mulla
    Ayesha Mulla 22 days ago +2

    Sounds gay but ok

    • Lauren
      Lauren 5 days ago

      I thought they said Casey?

  • shastapurpledaisy
    shastapurpledaisy 28 days ago

    I donโ€™t have any close female friends so I was going to have my sister be my maid of honour but she had to go and die on me. So selfish lol (Ps I know the joke is in bad taste but she would have laughed at that)

  • Team Fortress 2 MEDIC!
    Team Fortress 2 MEDIC! 28 days ago +1

    Man Smosh is awesome now

  • Drunk cooking with Leora

    I'm hanging on by a thread

  • Fredarok
    Fredarok Month ago

    And then Casey and Lauren divorced.

  • Wozzle Wizzle
    Wozzle Wizzle Month ago

    Katie looked really good in this sketch

  • Brian Johnstone
    Brian Johnstone Month ago

    That last comment had NOTHING to do with misogyny. NOTHING!!!! SJW's and liberals keep using this word to bully, abuse and chastise MEN. Dont let them do this!!!!!

  • AZTenor94
    AZTenor94 2 months ago +1

    The mother was LITERALLY my mother at my wedding. Dear God.

  • Valerie Kessler
    Valerie Kessler 2 months ago

    Omg no one is doing a speach at my wedding

  • John Doe
    John Doe 2 months ago

    Huge nose

  • Shimmer *
    Shimmer * 2 months ago +1

    More then half the comments say smosh

  • Nick Wu
    Nick Wu 2 months ago

    *Bad, and not fun.*

  • issecret1
    issecret1 2 months ago

    The mom was pretty sweet

  • pchelamaja88
    pchelamaja88 3 months ago

    God I laughed actually out loud

  • Gino Tuano
    Gino Tuano 3 months ago

    katie is just ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

  • dew dot
    dew dot 3 months ago

    "Just a reminder that I payed for this wedding!"

  • Doge
    Doge 4 months ago

    this is SO similar to a wedding i've been to i cant even!

  • Isla McCurdy
    Isla McCurdy 4 months ago

    Now youโ€™re just copying smosh

  • I feel
    I feel 4 months ago

    The last wedding i was at everyone got incredibly uncomfortable as the bride's father got more and more misogynistic towards the end of his speech. It was weird, especially as the homemaker jokes he was making are the absolute exact opposite of his career-driven daughter.

  • Emmett Giacci
    Emmett Giacci 4 months ago

    1:04 the hangover

  • Josh Yu
    Josh Yu 4 months ago

    Just went to a wedding last week... This was painfully accurate.

  • catsak
    catsak 4 months ago

    If I ever have to make a speech for any wedding, I'll just say "I don't approve of this" and walk off

  • Jenna G.
    Jenna G. 4 months ago

    yup. pretty damn accurate.

  • Ryan McMullin
    Ryan McMullin 4 months ago

    I am so the person casually eating the bread.

  • Ohio against The world
    Ohio against The world 5 months ago

    Alarming Accurate

  • robot
    robot 5 months ago

    *smosh has entered the chat*

  • DuckyDasher
    DuckyDasher 5 months ago +1

    Yanny loved to play Laurel?

  • Grayson McLester
    Grayson McLester 5 months ago

    Is it just me or does it seem weird to see ally with her nails painted? Not that its bad or anything just kinda suprising like drawing my attention idk why

  • Jess Morgan
    Jess Morgan 5 months ago

    There should be an amendment to the Constitution banning original wedding poetry.

  • George Cross
    George Cross 5 months ago

    How is 3:16 misogynistic? Genuinely wondering here.

  • Xarfax321
    Xarfax321 5 months ago

    Wow.... My speech at a wedding wsa really original!
    It started off with me being drunk of my ass. So when I had the mic I couldn't find my speech first and so I muttered
    "wherethefuck did I put it...."
    What followed after I finally found the speech was bunch of inside jokes. :D

  • Nicole Song
    Nicole Song 5 months ago

    Casey and Lauren?

  • M S
    M S 6 months ago

    Who wears a black dress to a wedding

  • Bokang Zhu
    Bokang Zhu 6 months ago +2

    Canon in D. And Canon cameras.

  • Totes1829
    Totes1829 6 months ago

    The brother one hits way too close to home for me. Thanks guys.

  • riedstep
    riedstep 6 months ago

    katie's best friend getting married is why she turned to drugs.

  • Jon Snor
    Jon Snor 6 months ago

    Katies cringys poem is really every weddig ever, and you are the you the new man who keeps looking after my daughter a phrase that sounds good but is actually very misoginistic

  • Brittany Stack
    Brittany Stack 6 months ago

    This is fantastic.

  • OviLoop
    OviLoop 6 months ago +1

    The title is similar to smosh's webseries

  • Eliana Neufeld Basinger

    This is why we didn't have toasts at our wedding. We actually told our reception emcee to not give anyone the mic, because we were worried about the "nice sounding but super misogynistic comments," which we got a lot before the wedding. I think college humor does a great job talking about this kind of stuff without being preachy (I'm jealous of that ability!).

  • Catsinsnow 1
    Catsinsnow 1 7 months ago

    Ok. Whatโ€™s her number?

  • Kส€สแด˜2Nษชษขสœแด›

    Your site isn't really secret.

  • That boy Who draws
    That boy Who draws 7 months ago

    i dont get the smosh comment

  • That boy Who draws
    That boy Who draws 7 months ago

    โ€œi am hanging on a fucking thread right nowโ€

  • Kurt Lim
    Kurt Lim 7 months ago

    "casey and loren, you will be together forever. casey and loren, seeing your love makes me feel light like a feather. and now i will continue for 10 more minutes"

  • Bob Bobson
    Bob Bobson 7 months ago


  • Andrew Snyder
    Andrew Snyder 7 months ago

    Ok, smosh 2. Wait nvm this was funny. ok, sorta funny.

  • Joe
    Joe 7 months ago

    2:03 realising there's four hours of school left.

  • enemay
    enemay 7 months ago

    Don't get married go MGTOW.

  • BJYS Prendiville
    BJYS Prendiville 7 months ago

    i keep getting ads in hebrew

  • XD AcE
    XD AcE 7 months ago +1

    Stole this from smosh

    • Paolo Torres
      Paolo Torres 7 months ago +1

      Actually, Smosh did an Every Wedding Ever yesterday. This video came way before.

  • Gent Sadriu
    Gent Sadriu 7 months ago

    Ffs never been annoyed so much๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’

  • Aaron Lee
    Aaron Lee 7 months ago


  • EXCREEP381
    EXCREEP381 7 months ago +2

    When I thought I was watching a Smosh vid

  • Knona Akumia
    Knona Akumia 7 months ago

    here for katie

  • Youssuf Amr
    Youssuf Amr 7 months ago

    Smosh vibes

  • Ralph Salazar
    Ralph Salazar 7 months ago

    Ha, we had no speeches at our wedding.

  • Jacmine N
    Jacmine N 7 months ago

    Is it just me, or does Katie remind you of a female Keith from the Try Guys?

  • Angel Perry
    Angel Perry 7 months ago

    The dad is kinda hot

  • Silver Moon
    Silver Moon 7 months ago

    And I will write a comment where I "quote the funny lines from the video" which you have just watched because if the joke's funny the first time round, it's also funny the 3rd or 5th time it's repeated because I'm fishing for Likes :P

  • Jamie Pilapil
    Jamie Pilapil 8 months ago

    is this smosh?

  • Ethan Brown
    Ethan Brown 8 months ago

    Seriously, I'm hanging on by a fucking thread right now...

  • Diana Lucia Chaman Salas
    Diana Lucia Chaman Salas 8 months ago +1


  • AAnonymoos
    AAnonymoos 8 months ago

    My mother is yelling at me for losing all her money what do i do

    (i stole my mothers credit card)

  • Mario Otero
    Mario Otero 8 months ago

    Hi Katie, I would love to be your groomโ™ก

    BRAD PIERCE 8 months ago


  • Basil
    Basil 8 months ago

    This is shit.

  • Bunni Bunns
    Bunni Bunns 8 months ago

    I am just SOOO glad I didn't have anyone speak at our wedding right now. Lol Definitely made the right decision there!

  • Zimmit's Fabulous Wonder Hoagies

    Am I the only one that thought Katie looked really cute here? I kept noticing and thinking, "hey, nice wedding hair."

  • Scotch tape
    Scotch tape 8 months ago +1

    Smosh is shook

  • TheFirefox4Cubed
    TheFirefox4Cubed 8 months ago

    Having attended more weddings than I can remember, this video is 100% accurate.

  • Thunder Clap Back
    Thunder Clap Back 8 months ago

    My brother asked me to be his best man the day of his wedding.

  • International Love
    International Love 8 months ago

    ... in other reasons why I did not have a wedding lol. Elope is the way to go

  • Taryn
    Taryn 8 months ago

    What's misogynistic about a husband being the man in his wife's life? You lost me there. Can't even enjoy a light-hearted sketch without some feminist propaganda being thrown in.

  • Hermironry
    Hermironry 8 months ago +1

    Can everyone just shut up about Smosh and actually comment about the video

  • Izzy The Illusion
    Izzy The Illusion 8 months ago +28


    • Ohh no he's hooot
      Ohh no he's hooot 4 months ago +3


  • Andy Grass
    Andy Grass 8 months ago

    Smosh who?

  • Whole Food Plant-Based Man

    Every Affluent White Wedding Speech Ever!

  • vsBlackbird_guitar
    vsBlackbird_guitar 8 months ago

    I love how Katie enunciates.

  • Jean Peter
    Jean Peter 8 months ago

    even as a joke, it's insufferable.

  • Spider-Man
    Spider-Man 8 months ago


  • Olivia Greaux
    Olivia Greaux 8 months ago

    the freaking MOM

  • DesLove
    DesLove 8 months ago

    I love it when people just glance at the title of a youtube video and claim copywrite.

    Smosh and CollegeHumor are completely different channels. Smosh does not claim the series in which people point out the similarities of events in a humorous way. I bet if the title was just called "Every Wedding Speech", bitter fans would not feel the obligation to rush into the comment section and needlessly complain. They may have actually devoted their time into watching a pretty enjoyable video.
    These guys work hard to write their stuff, why not give it a watch before aggressively eyeing a title and venting about the fact that your favored content creator sadly does not own the rights to three words.

  • Dazzledweeb
    Dazzledweeb 8 months ago

    The grooms mother though

  • the gate keeper
    the gate keeper 8 months ago

    Omg I just realized I've only been to like 3/4 weddings and have only stayed for the reception 2 wow me and my family suck

  • Josh Cornell
    Josh Cornell 8 months ago

    *Aw weddings*

  • Anthony Sforza
    Anthony Sforza 8 months ago

    Is he... Not, the new man in her life? Kind of wouldn't think someone in her family had a baby boy there at the reception between the pronouncement of husband/wife and that speech.

  • Phantom Killer
    Phantom Killer 8 months ago

    They just copy smosh like WOW

  • Lisa Marie STFD
    Lisa Marie STFD 8 months ago

    *Has an ad about a website for legit cannibals and murderers on collegehumor* Oh yea i guess murder is funny!

  • Zab
    Zab 8 months ago

    I thought this was a Smosh video at first.

  • kmusic
    kmusic 8 months ago

    My brother was my groomsman but not my best man.hahah

  • Adam Hanly
    Adam Hanly 8 months ago

    you forgot about the awkward sex jokes

  • Zach Thompson
    Zach Thompson 8 months ago +1

    Why are the top 3 comments all about the best man being a brother who isn't close? Now watch this comment become the 4th highest. Just kidding, it won't.

  • Radiator Puddles
    Radiator Puddles 8 months ago

    And everyone's thinking about the fact that they're gonna bang hard later.

  • Eneathepeanut
    Eneathepeanut 8 months ago

    I donโ€™t no about the best man thing the last wedding I was at they were the grooms best friend and the bromance between those two was so strong I shipped them more than the bride and groom

  • SpookyRays
    SpookyRays 8 months ago

    Hello smosh is that you?

  • TheFineLime123
    TheFineLime123 8 months ago

    I'd love to get married to a beautiful lime.