Failing Out Of Kindergarten. Dennis Regan - Full Special

  • Published on Nov 20, 2019
  • If you think failing out of kindergarten is hard, you haven't met Dennis Regan yet! We hope you enjoy this full comedy special from Dennis Regan filmed live at Dry Bar Comedy. If you would like to see more comedy specials, they are available for free right now on the Dry Bar Comedy App, available on all iOS and Android devices.
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Comments • 566

  • prince151ful
    prince151ful Hour ago

    This guy got my face hurting from laughing so hard.

  • Follower of Yahshua
    Follower of Yahshua 2 hours ago

    A great comedian.

  • Cats3to2
    Cats3to2 11 hours ago

    I remember too! I held on to the doorframe! I already knew how to read! Oh poor pedesitrian! They were all mean!

    • Cats3to2
      Cats3to2 11 hours ago

      Re ... All Ks were mean! I LET everyone copy! I got yelled at by EVERYONE! I liked math. I read papers. No school needed for MY sons. No WAY!

  • Quantum Fixits
    Quantum Fixits 21 hour ago

    Dennis you still got it!...hilarious brother (thanks Drybar)...

  • headlyl
    headlyl Day ago

    Great, great comedy material and delivery!

  • Timothy Nyota
    Timothy Nyota Day ago

    looks so much like Brian Regan

  • Madison Miller
    Madison Miller Day ago

    It sounds like this guy has ADHD. I have ADHD and had the same exact issue with math. Zoning out and then being lot when I tuned back in, I mean.

  • Blood Bath and Beyond - Pop Goes Metal Covers

    he aint doin it for me

  • Eliteram
    Eliteram Day ago

    Funny .

  • AK 4o
    AK 4o 2 days ago +1

    Is this Brian's brother?

    • AK 4o
      AK 4o 2 days ago

      Nevermind it has to be. What a hack. Why is there so many jealous brothers in comedy?

  • TheCoper COper
    TheCoper COper 2 days ago

    An American having a set making fun of smart things. Very appropriate.

  • Making Games
    Making Games 2 days ago


  • Shawn Lecrone
    Shawn Lecrone 2 days ago +2

    Payless has been out of business for a while.

  • Oma Cool
    Oma Cool 2 days ago


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    That lady towards the beginning who sort of squints at his joke. She's thinking, "You're not a funny man."

    • Yellowblanka
      Yellowblanka 7 hours ago

      Lol, I love how they always pan to at least one person who is just sitting quietly and looking pissed/not laughing on these comedy specials. If you're such tightass, why would you go to a comedy show?

  • dan r
    dan r 2 days ago

    Dude taco bell Shakespeare part I'm dying bahahahaaahaha

  • Gold Cast
    Gold Cast 2 days ago

    But if reading as 1 person it is correct

  • Jdn tbt
    Jdn tbt 3 days ago

    Same though

  • Oscar Susan
    Oscar Susan 3 days ago

    Glarbingstte not ff....rd.

  • Jane-Tracy Bradford
    Jane-Tracy Bradford 3 days ago

    Very funny & intelligent humeur - but Bryan Regan Dennis's brother is still my favorite I would love to sit in on a Christmas meal with the Regan family!!!

  • enniemeanieminnie
    enniemeanieminnie 3 days ago

    The girl @1:23 seems fun.

  • David workstv
    David workstv 3 days ago +2

    Who knows the answer to the questions he asked the college professor 😂😂😂

  • esther wiskel
    esther wiskel 3 days ago +1

    Dennis Regan, The Best and truly the most ‘Clean delivery of comedic humor’ ever👏👏👏👏👏👏😍 more please 😉

  • Cody Hatch
    Cody Hatch 4 days ago

    I think he's funnier than his brother by a lot

  • mbcraig2
    mbcraig2 4 days ago

    These Regans are great persons! LOL!

  • jenny_boo
    jenny_boo 4 days ago

    Lmfao "Huh???!! I couldn't do that if I read the story."

  • checkthisout771
    checkthisout771 4 days ago

    It’s really awesome how you can see so much of his brother in this guys stand up. Brian Regan has such a similar delivery. It’s probably where he got his perspective from in the beginning.

  • Eldin Francois
    Eldin Francois 4 days ago +1

    This guy is hilarious 😂😂😂

    GRASSROOTS 4 days ago

    Just found out about this guy today. He’s hilarious!
    Well at least 99.98% of the people who watched the video thought so too. Hard to believe anybody could give this guy a “thumbs down”, but .02% thought he sucked somehow. Just goes to show, it doesn’t matter how good you are, (for whatever reason) there will always be someone that just doesn’t like you.
    Oh well-

  • Sharon Aiisido
    Sharon Aiisido 4 days ago +1

    My cheek hurt laughing so hard

  • angel figueroa
    angel figueroa 4 days ago

    It’s amazing how these comedians can be super funny and not use any profanity . It’s refreshing

  • enna morgan
    enna morgan 4 days ago

    Pedestrianism......I love it!!

  • Reg Gulus
    Reg Gulus 4 days ago

    Hilarious, especially the second half. I'd never laughed so hard at standup

  • Pugtato Grace
    Pugtato Grace 5 days ago

    (눈‸눈) I like school alot, but when I was kindergarten I hated it. (눈‸눈)

  • Bill Cashion
    Bill Cashion 5 days ago +1

    This is a very funny man well worth watching. Personally I look forward to his next show. :)

  • Jorge Roman
    Jorge Roman 5 days ago


  • Christopher Warren
    Christopher Warren 5 days ago +3

    Easy to answer that question: He asks for the answer from a nihilistic view point, so the philosophical dogma of our era, despite how dystopian it may be, doesn't matter. Nothing matters. So the "quid pro quo" of seeing this from a nihlistic veiw point would be the same advantages of being ignorant: BLISS.

  • Emil Phoryew
    Emil Phoryew 5 days ago +1

    American watching this from Greece, lol!

  • JBL Creations
    JBL Creations 5 days ago

    @5:26 is where the genius begins!

    HIGHLANDER 5 days ago

    I love both Glarbsttentenford and his brother Brian! 🤣🤣🤣 They're both HILARIOUS, and my kids could listen to them as well!!! I'd like to be at their house for a family dinner when they're both there! 🤣🤣🤣

  • Reno Reins the BH
    Reno Reins the BH 5 days ago +2

    When he talks about cheating at test, that's how actually half of the teachers did it at my school. They let us to some degree copy from each other, knowing we haven't study, but we will learn something doing this. Can't say I blame them, it was bunch of quite complex subjects and nearly all of the class looked like they didn't know what they sign up for.

  • construct apex
    construct apex 5 days ago +17

    "I took algebra 1 three times, thats addition"

    • Noah
      Noah Day ago

      construct apex technically multiplication

  • Jake Kindt
    Jake Kindt 5 days ago

    sounds like hes been doing a lot of college gigs, aside from that handycap(tragedy), he was hecking hilarious, and kept it PG the whole time. fantastic set, it was a little leisurely early (feeling out the crowd), turned killer half way through, and never died. great comic 10/10

    • Jake Kindt
      Jake Kindt 5 days ago

      I say that fella can headline any audience.

  • Devious Meme Lord
    Devious Meme Lord 5 days ago +3

    I've seen over a hundred comedians in my 20 year old life, all from TVclip and TV,
    only a handful were ever able to consistently make me laugh for what felt like the entire time,
    this guy is now in that handful, and it's been so long since the last time someone else made the list.

  • Devious Meme Lord
    Devious Meme Lord 5 days ago +13

    230 persons have never laughed in their entire lives.

    • omegakrest
      omegakrest 3 days ago

      Devious Meme Lord 😂I like what you did here with “persons”👍

  • Noah King
    Noah King 5 days ago

    After perusing the copious reading assignments which you ungrudgingly designate as compulsory, it has become abundantly clear to me that the incipient-and might I say pandemic rise of quantitative easing in the post-holographic arena-spawns a situation, and in fact the conundrum in which the widespread growth of existential (and even dystopian paradigms) will threaten to dominate the landscape for the foreseeable future. Now having said that, how would you therefore postulate a quid-pro-quo complexification from a nihilistic standpoint? And being broadly contemporaneous would that postulation even be germane to the philosophical dogma of the period?

  • Braydon McConvey
    Braydon McConvey 6 days ago +21

    When he says “ thing with math is you try to pay attention and then you look out the window for 2 minutes and you’re lost forever.” “No matter how hard you try you’ll never come back.” That’s high school math, only way you come back is if you have a smart girl friend or the teacher likes you enough to show you one on one

    • Madison Miller
      Madison Miller Day ago

      Exactly! I had a tutor. One on one instruction is the only thing that got me through math.

  • bill nalder
    bill nalder 6 days ago +17

    "I was in the store the other day shopping for belts...I decided on a reversible dad used to have a reversible belt when I was a side was brown, the other side was a whip!! " god i had to press pause for like 2 minutes i was laughing so hard!!!

  • A Plebian
    A Plebian 6 days ago +1

    Good show. But at the risk of sounding like a douche, persons actually can be used as a plural for person.

    • Destin Seese
      Destin Seese 3 days ago

      You don't sound like a douche, just an educated person.

  • Motley Rue
    Motley Rue 6 days ago +1

    Holy hell. Brian has a brother?!

  • Michael Barnes
    Michael Barnes 6 days ago

    Too many ads on this so I stopped watching

  • Rico de Geus
    Rico de Geus 6 days ago

    I felt bad for him having 666 subscribers. I know one doesn't matter yet still I subscribed. Didn't make a dent we're at 666.002.

  • Nicholas Purser
    Nicholas Purser 6 days ago

    This guy is killing me 🤣

  • Happy Hertzair
    Happy Hertzair 7 days ago +1

    Brian Regan’s older brother , I pressume...

  • Wilbur Worm
    Wilbur Worm 7 days ago

    I thought this was his brother until I read the comments. Both talented men

  • Andreas Alfredsson
    Andreas Alfredsson 7 days ago

    Wow, I haven't laughed so hard in years! You smashed it out of the park! Dennis, forgive me - Dr. Glarbstensteinford: Literally you are among the true top comedians, consider switching careers.

  • tessamersus
    tessamersus 7 days ago +1

    21:32 Reminded me of a video I saw of a little boy, standing next to a grown guy who had his pants all the way down under his butt cheeks (gag) with underwear showing and the little boy tugged on the guy's shirt and said, "You're pants are falling down!" Laughed out loud. So did his mother. I love how the unvarnished truth comes out of little kids' mouths. LOL!
    Please, please, please, guys, we ladies really don't want to see your nasty boxers! Its gross and in no way sexy. End this awful fad, pleeeeeeease! I guarantee you that neither your girlfriend or any other woman wants to see your droopy drawers, butt crack showing, in designer or K-Mart underwear. We do NOT find that sexy, dude. Seriously!

  • Brenny Hughes
    Brenny Hughes 7 days ago

    I did not know !,, until a couple minutes in his comedy routine I thought, he’s got to be related to Brian Regan , The similarities in their facial expressions . so glad I looked at the comments and found I was right.

  • Brice Anderson
    Brice Anderson 7 days ago +1

    This man is Brian Regan's brother? no friggen way

  • Nunya Bizness
    Nunya Bizness 7 days ago

    Is this guy Brian's brother?