I Bought the Most Embarrassing Vehicle Ever Made (Cheapest Hummer H2)

  • Published on Mar 20, 2019
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Comments • 3 636

  • Przemek Smagacz
    Przemek Smagacz Day ago

    Yo let me know where you find this beat its cool

  • jason brown
    jason brown 5 days ago

    I used to work at the place that made the luggage rack for these LOL

  • Alex Hernandez
    Alex Hernandez 8 days ago

    Peep the yacht master series 2

  • Legohouse Mafia
    Legohouse Mafia 10 days ago

    Whats the song in the intro?

  • Steven Kellerman
    Steven Kellerman 13 days ago

    I'd rather drink a can of lead paint than drive a hummer...

  • Steve
    Steve 14 days ago +1

    These vehicles really must have been shit. Used to them everywhere, as well as the baby Hummer H3s. I literally have not seen one in years. Though there is a guy down the road that has a Hummer H1 SUT. Completely different vehicle though.

    BYUNG SOHN 15 days ago

    Yes the H2 is nice, but very nice yacht-master II and... is that a full yellow gold Daytona? Damn Hoovie.

  • Henry Streib
    Henry Streib 16 days ago

    Hoovie always meantions Doug but Doug has never

  • H. Oregon
    H. Oregon 17 days ago

    For those of you questioning this guys sanity and saying he’s not too bright, making fun of the watches and tracksuit. It’s called sarcasm, he’s actually pretty smart if you think about it. The guy has a TVclip channel, he needs to keep up the views, why not buy crazy cars that make no sense. It’s all about the views and entertainment.

  • Blaumütze
    Blaumütze 17 days ago

    1 Mile per gallon

  • Isaak Welch
    Isaak Welch 17 days ago +1

    Honestly I don't get how people like the h2. Its just a tahoe but worse.

  • Travis Combs
    Travis Combs 17 days ago

    GM truck running gear tough and cheap to repair.

  • pokeman260
    pokeman260 18 days ago

    Why do you buy cars if you don’t plan on keeping them for very long?

  • Keye T
    Keye T 18 days ago

    embarrassing? you sound like doug

  • Carlos Salazar
    Carlos Salazar 19 days ago

    What!! You sold the Lexus ? Noooo!

  • keeny T
    keeny T 20 days ago

    this song are called??

  • kaylin corotis
    kaylin corotis 21 day ago

    Just wanted to let you know there’s one on Craigslist Chicago for $3500

  • 7ViewerLogic
    7ViewerLogic 21 day ago

    cool vid!

  • SimonDubstep
    SimonDubstep 23 days ago +1

    *~Gopnik Hoovie~*

  • Avitus Nonius Midwestern Legion

    I like my 3rd gen pathfinder, even the xterra is good.

  • cyber3d
    cyber3d 23 days ago

    Leather jacket is missing.

  • rincewind214
    rincewind214 24 days ago

    This intro is soooooo good :D

  • john sun
    john sun 24 days ago

    ''future classic'''hahahahha

    NUCLEAR BUM 24 days ago

    pull the engine and tranny throw the rest away

  • DesRoin
    DesRoin 24 days ago +4

    I'd take a Suzuki Jimny every day over this mess... hell I'd tow a Suzuki Jimny with a Suzuki Jimny and still feel better about myself than driving this thing ^^

  • D1x Ebisu
    D1x Ebisu 24 days ago

    Anyone know the song from the intro? It has a banger vibe
    to it bro.

  • Mohammed Nizamuddin
    Mohammed Nizamuddin 24 days ago

    lmao this is the best intro I've seen from all your videos hahaha

  • Greg Wilczynski
    Greg Wilczynski 24 days ago

    Not sure how this is embarrassing. My mom had a yellow H2 but in excellent condition . Girls loved it. It was amazing in the snow. Absolute head turner. Made you feel like a kid driving it. Dead reliable motor and trAnsmission. And the 6.0 is much quicker than my dads avalanche 5.3 ( gen1 and 2) sure the interior plastics and gas mileage were an issue . But that’s it. Sure it’s not in “ style “ anymore . But when this was in production it was the bees knees.

  • Greg Wilczynski
    Greg Wilczynski 24 days ago

    Wow he’s fucking tall . He’s taller than the hummer h2 . Damn

  • kucki tea
    kucki tea 24 days ago

    "oh no he didn't" omg cryingggg!!!!!!

  • rwbar pie Pie
    rwbar pie Pie 25 days ago

    You are better then doug

  • Henry Rodgers
    Henry Rodgers 25 days ago

    And the award for best TVclip host goes to... the doggo. Sorry, but Hummer doggo is best doggo. I remember this rig from Midnight Club. With copper-plated trim and gold 26" spinners. Ahh, yea...

  • Alden Van Solkema
    Alden Van Solkema 26 days ago

    I thought you weren't buying any cars this year??

  • Big The Cat
    Big The Cat 26 days ago

    You look like a slav😂🤙

  • Deano019S
    Deano019S 26 days ago

    LOL what is with the two watches eh?

  • Jake K.
    Jake K. 26 days ago +1

    Hes looks like a fucking drug dealer

  • Andrew Schulz
    Andrew Schulz 26 days ago

    This pains me my man shoulda picked up an H3

  • KZ
    KZ 27 days ago +1

    General Motors and quality ("these days")??? How much did they pay you to say that? LMAO!

    • Joshua Law
      Joshua Law 23 days ago

      KZ Ikr? “GM Quality” is really fucking ironic.

  • Andrew Law
    Andrew Law 27 days ago +1

    195k miles, how many millions of gallons did the H2 drink to get to that mileage?

    • Andrew Sorenson
      Andrew Sorenson 26 days ago +1

      At 11 mpg, that's 17,727 gallons of fuel. At a historical US average of $3/gal, that's over $53,000 in refueling costs.

  • Matt curry
    Matt curry 27 days ago

    I knew someone and after they purchased a H2 I could no longer take them seriously.

  • Freddy Chale
    Freddy Chale 27 days ago +17

    You gotta do the 158,000 watt sound system, 38 screens, 8 xBox, 52" inch rims and golden trim all around.

  • Zakir Hussain
    Zakir Hussain 28 days ago

    Weren't you not supposed to buy any new rides this year??

  • Dominic Rynkiewicz
    Dominic Rynkiewicz 28 days ago +2

    195,000 miles. Imagine how much fuel that thing has burnt in it’s time!!

    • Frost
      Frost 25 days ago

      Dominic Rynkiewicz around 20,000 gallons of gas. Crazy but what’s also crazy is in the US we consume 384 million gallons a day.

  • Boringname
    Boringname 28 days ago

    Badadadadadaaa daadaadadaaa

  • Cas Perry
    Cas Perry 28 days ago

    gopniks can't afford a hummer

    REEL SIXX 28 days ago

    winga dinga dinga

  • Brenden Nino
    Brenden Nino 28 days ago

    Get new cabs light seals to fix the leak

  • Brenden Nino
    Brenden Nino 28 days ago

    Have an 07 h2 and my dad has a 09 and they are tons better in the 09 they fixed a lot of the cheap plastics and a lot better quality of interior

  • Blaine Mitchell
    Blaine Mitchell 29 days ago

    I love the hummer! Hope GM brings it back!

  • Heavy_Haul_N_Fool
    Heavy_Haul_N_Fool 29 days ago

    Ths is the car wizard
    I QUIT

  • mena seven
    mena seven 29 days ago

    LOL nice MTV crib acting , the Hummer H2 is a gas guzzling oversize SUV. Enjoy it Hoovies.

  • thesaunders8
    thesaunders8 29 days ago


  • Grant Rennie
    Grant Rennie 29 days ago

    Robbie Coltrane (dumbledor in Harry Potter) gave his jeep wagoneer (left hand drive self import) to the riverside transport museum in Glasgow Scotland.
    People were criticising celebrities with heavy cars and trucks at the time, it is on display there.

    • Grant Rennie
      Grant Rennie 29 days ago


  • Grant Rennie
    Grant Rennie 29 days ago

    The old army hummers have metal seats and dashboards in them, can open the doors and clean the inside with a hose

  • Grant Rennie
    Grant Rennie 29 days ago

    There were a lot of these things in the uk in 2003 and 2004, they must have banned them for some reason, they all disappeared quickly

    • Andrew Law
      Andrew Law 27 days ago

      The reason was £5 a gallon fuel and 7mpg. You couldn't go past a garage without filling up.

  • Michael
    Michael 29 days ago +3

    2 watches, Adidas tracksuit, Hummer h2
    Midlife crisis confirmed

  • nomebear
    nomebear 29 days ago

    Many of the Hummers have shown up in Asia. Seldom a day goes by that I don't see one of these monsters in traffic, especially in southeast Asia.

  • Terrence Pires
    Terrence Pires 29 days ago

    Best video intro ever

  • Rad Ainley
    Rad Ainley 29 days ago

    Of course you know the difference between an H2 and a sheep? It is less embarrassing to be seen getting out of the back of a sheep.

  • Reviewed Popcorn
    Reviewed Popcorn 29 days ago

    What the hell with youtube 11minute video with 3 minutes ads, 3 doulble ads!!!

  • A320Pilots
    A320Pilots 29 days ago +2

    Hearing those 2 Rolexes smash together when he moves his wrist hurts my ears :/

  • stopaskingformyfullnamegoogle

    A Yachtmaster II and an 18k Daytona. wow

  • 8000Christopher
    8000Christopher 29 days ago

    Mr. Hoovie, Mr. Hoovie, I watched the Doug DeMuro vid of the Hummer H2 along with 5 million plus people (sorry, just couldn't help myself in mentioning that), but he doesn't even mention the seats, with all their "so much foam and cushioning" ? 9:09

  • Nicholas Field
    Nicholas Field 29 days ago

    Always thought these were stupid.

  • Jared Crowe
    Jared Crowe 29 days ago

    32? Possible you’re vehicle choices have aged you?

  • Savana w
    Savana w Month ago

    I mean the H2 isnt embarrassing but yo dumbass got it in yellow

  • Mason Pelzer
    Mason Pelzer Month ago

    That truck looks like a school bus for 6 year old pimps

  • AMR15H
    AMR15H Month ago +2

    5:30 0-60 in 10 sec. that’s actually the average 0-60 time here in the Netherlands. Thankyou EU emissionnorms, we hate you.

  • Danial LameH
    Danial LameH Month ago

    did you sell the land cruiser? I'm leaving this channel

  • John Livingston
    John Livingston Month ago

    Hummer h2🤢😷

  • Kirk Vogel
    Kirk Vogel Month ago

    That's not a ugo

  • ruzbeh jafarkhani
    ruzbeh jafarkhani Month ago

    he looks more like generic Russian with vodka

  • Thundiparambil Alan Mattei

    Why you need 4 bathrooms?

  • Georgy Thomas
    Georgy Thomas Month ago

    I guess if if it had a long bed and is sold as a pickup truck it would sell in millions now. Apparently everyone wants a pickup nowadays.

  • Christoph Renken
    Christoph Renken Month ago

    Cringiest car ever

  • Timothy Shelsea
    Timothy Shelsea Month ago

    Wait....is that a real Rolex Yacht Master you're wearing???

  • Levi Guwap
    Levi Guwap Month ago

    Everybody does one of these type of characters

  • Alex Park
    Alex Park Month ago

    He buys junks for views. SMH

  • D C
    D C Month ago

    Those are truly horrible.

  • acemannw
    acemannw Month ago

    Such a great video keep it up

  • Adnan ad
    Adnan ad Month ago

    Hummer sucks kill it with fire

  • alktal_ksa
    alktal_ksa Month ago


  • 8000Christopher
    8000Christopher Month ago

    Mr. Hoovie, Mr. Hoovie, so Hoovie has a Hummvie, lovely, just lovely. And Mr. Jay Leno, the Patron Saint of all auto enthusiasts, gave you permission to void your resolution and you bought a Hummer H2 !!!!!!!!

  • Arne Maeschaelck
    Arne Maeschaelck Month ago

    I have a friend who drives one of these as a daily. In Europe. On gasoline. Which equals to like $5/gallon.
    And I have a neighbor who has a pickup kind of Hummer? That one's a bifuel though, which is one thing GM was/is kind of good at.

  • DallasInLA
    DallasInLA Month ago

    Reaching levels of douche that shouldn't even be possible....

  • Art Vandelay
    Art Vandelay Month ago

    Subtle Rolex flex

  • Daniel Pope
    Daniel Pope Month ago

    just buy a humvee

  • William Conway
    William Conway Month ago

    Dude that LX470 was my favorite car

  • I. Yuso_physique mr_4pack

    Borat: "does this car have a pussy magnet ? "

  • I. Yuso_physique mr_4pack

    The intro was very 2004/2006

  • Davonte Martin
    Davonte Martin Month ago

    I’m honestly pissed you sold the lx for that pile of shit

  • panamera
    panamera Month ago

    Very outdated but contrary to popular belief they’re actually very capable off road. Even the H3, probably more so due to it’s smaller size.

  • Cole D
    Cole D Month ago

    Don’t be hatin’

  • FlyingSubs
    FlyingSubs Month ago

    Why is the Hummer h2 the most embarrasing vehicle ever made?

  • George Ericson
    George Ericson Month ago

    how about u buy the new ka

  • Michael Ouzounian
    Michael Ouzounian Month ago +19

    Trading a Land Cruiser for an H2 to ironically explore the many strata of neo-con lifestyles that permeated the 00s? This is a spicy, spicy move, and I'm here for it.

  • TheCamshafter
    TheCamshafter Month ago

    Last time I saw a yellow H2 was in Cape Town South Africa in 2002. Owned by some German guy. Looked a bit ostentatious even then.

  • Arthur
    Arthur Month ago

    What was that intro and outro song ? Love it 📀

  • mondo G
    mondo G Month ago

    looks like he is driving a school bus 😂

  • The random life of Andrew

    I'm dieing of laughter from that skit😂😂😂😂