Greer Barnes: “If I Was a White Woman, I Would Rob Black Dudes” - This Week at the Comedy Cellar

  • Published on Jul 13, 2019
  • Greer Barnes admits that walking behind white women at night makes him feel uncomfortable. (Contains strong language.)
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Comments • 2 224

  • MicW3llington
    MicW3llington 14 hours ago

    Mane so funny

  • Curt McGirt
    Curt McGirt Day ago

    Hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • Roxy Gyo
    Roxy Gyo 2 days ago

    great i´m turned on by homeless Idris Elba. BEST COMEDIAN SO FAR

  • Terrible Peanuts
    Terrible Peanuts 6 days ago

    Vishnoo: "Touchee niggaaaa!" XD

  • Evelyn Koch
    Evelyn Koch 7 days ago

    wow i can actually do that

  • Glenn Lewis
    Glenn Lewis 8 days ago +1

    I thought I was the only person afraid to walk behind white women at night

  • HaylonHarroo87
    HaylonHarroo87 8 days ago +2

    “You want this five dollars or what?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Peter Molina
    Peter Molina 11 days ago +1

    I'm scared of walking behind white ppl too.

  • Omanji sinkala
    Omanji sinkala 16 days ago +1

    The indian voice

  • Muhammed Muhammed
    Muhammed Muhammed 17 days ago

    fucken funnnnnnny . 😭😭🤣😉😆😭🤣😍😭

  • SKD
    SKD 18 days ago +2

    Bruh those car sound effects are incredible,🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • 46 39
    46 39 19 days ago

    Touche niggaaa is my new life inspiration

  • its Rayy
    its Rayy 20 days ago +1

    He is really funny

  • David Yvonne
    David Yvonne 22 days ago

    charles oakley is homeless now

  • reggie mcghoo
    reggie mcghoo 23 days ago

    BRILLIANT 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

  • Steven Roberts
    Steven Roberts 28 days ago +3

    "What I look like chasing a white woman?" 😂😂

  • Gotta_Ship_It_All _

    He looks like the dad from the flash, iris's dad

  • Centurion Guards
    Centurion Guards Month ago +2

    He's not even joking about crossing the street when seeing any woman walking in the same direction as I'm walking, late at night I'm crossing the street straight away.

  • Pulkit Sharma
    Pulkit Sharma Month ago

    this dude just looks funny.

  • Phantom Rain
    Phantom Rain Month ago

    “Gimmie your wallet or I’m going to scream”
    LMAO 😂

    PRIEST Month ago

    Thanks Godfrey for sending me here. I forgot about this dude!

  • João
    João Month ago

    Idris Elba’s stunt double?!

  • chakrafina casanova

    The world need to hear this man

  • Bush Wick
    Bush Wick Month ago

    Sad but true....SEPARATION or DEATH

  • Joao Klein
    Joao Klein Month ago +1

    WOW Finally someone really funny telling REAL jokes.

  • Aaron-justin Anderson

    When the video is paused he looks like homeless Idris Elba
    When it's playing he looks like homeless Denzel Washington
    In the thumbnail he looks like Killmoves from Everybody Hates Chris

  • Nichole Sanderson
    Nichole Sanderson Month ago +1

    Oh my God, this is one of the funniest sets I've ever seen. This man is comic perfection.

  • Teckla Furro
    Teckla Furro Month ago +1

    He looks like Idris Elba

  • Aleph Bot
    Aleph Bot Month ago +1

    Was excited seeing you on joker!

  • Arthur78
    Arthur78 Month ago +3

    When Netflix special??!

  • RevivedSoul
    RevivedSoul Month ago

    Ok this is one of the best standups hahahahs

  • Ray Mendoza
    Ray Mendoza Month ago

    Channels foghorn leghorn!

  • Frogs Please
    Frogs Please Month ago +19

    “Police men and white women are very dangerous” lmao!

  • foreverseethe
    foreverseethe Month ago

    This is ...too true to be funny. It's my life everyday. And many brohers'.

  • James Woodson
    James Woodson Month ago

    This is still funny I keep researching it😂😂

  • Khalnayak
    Khalnayak Month ago +1

    His Indian accent 😂😂

  • dani
    dani Month ago

    Vishnu a real G 😂💪

  • John Hurley
    John Hurley 2 months ago

    Smart black dudes are my homies and they keep tellin me ima cop and i know im not confused... 🤤🤤🤤

  • John Hurley
    John Hurley 2 months ago +1

    Just the title made me laugh...

  • Warehouse TheWoodman
    Warehouse TheWoodman 2 months ago +1

    Hilarious from the first word!

  • R L
    R L 2 months ago +1

    Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Richard Brasil
    Richard Brasil 2 months ago

    He was in the joker

  • flexibleskedule
    flexibleskedule 2 months ago

    Goddam, another hilarious dude I've never heard of before. TVclip algorithm at it again.

  • Prim
    Prim 2 months ago

    l love how he laughs at his own jokes ... lolest

  • Carlos Usher
    Carlos Usher 2 months ago +1


  • Kevin Green
    Kevin Green 2 months ago

    This has got to be one of my favorite sets of all time. I've seen it a million times 😂😂😂

  • Piece0fShit
    Piece0fShit 2 months ago +1

    G o l d

  • Fayçal S. Bâ
    Fayçal S. Bâ 2 months ago

    Idris Elba - Homeless!

  • micha
    micha 2 months ago

    one of my favorite bits of all time

  • Neal Garbenis
    Neal Garbenis 2 months ago

    haha dave chappelle influenced bit at the end👍🏻

  • Tyler Samuels
    Tyler Samuels 2 months ago +5

    Lol I love how he almost drops the mic laughing at his own jokes

  • Franceska Tha Queen
    Franceska Tha Queen 2 months ago +1


  • Franceska Tha Queen
    Franceska Tha Queen 2 months ago +3


  • Franceska Tha Queen
    Franceska Tha Queen 2 months ago

    They asked me if I Wana make 5 dollas and I asked if I gotta take my pants off and he like you want this 5 dollars or not. Lol

  • Ousmane Ndiaye
    Ousmane Ndiaye 2 months ago +2

    Proper belly laughs. Funniest thing I've seen in a whiiile!

  • Janae
    Janae 2 months ago

    I keep expecting him to be British lol

  • miguel bautista
    miguel bautista 2 months ago

    Petition for him to always start a set like that.

  • Ndamu Gumani
    Ndamu Gumani 2 months ago +1

    Dude is so good.

  • Cosmic Dark Matter
    Cosmic Dark Matter 2 months ago +1

    Best Indian cab driver accent