Greer Barnes: “If I Was a White Woman, I Would Rob Black Dudes” - This Week at the Comedy Cellar

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  • Published on Jul 13, 2019
  • Greer Barnes admits that walking behind white women at night makes him feel uncomfortable. (Contains strong language.)
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  • D.L. B
    D.L. B 50 minutes ago

    “Wow look at some of the white women.”
    Sarah voice - “Wow we could actually do that!”
    Yes you could.

  • G-PRINCE
    G-PRINCE 3 hours ago

    What's the soundtrack name at the end.

  • Space Ghost Skaduwee's Perspective

    He looks like Idris Elba who makes Brian Mcknight facial expressions.

  • Siryvonne Bell
    Siryvonne Bell 6 hours ago

    I'm loving this right now!!!!!😁😁😁😁😁

  • iiamking
    iiamking 8 hours ago

    This set is fire lol

  • Trap Lane
    Trap Lane 17 hours ago

    This is what I think Kevin hearts dad would b like😂

  • Marion Rouse
    Marion Rouse 19 hours ago

    😂😂

  • SUPERMAN 7
    SUPERMAN 7 21 hour ago

    Excellent!!!
    👍👌👊👊😝✌

  • androssteague
    androssteague 22 hours ago

    At first second third and fourth glance I thought he was Idris. Even when I heard him speak he sounded a little like him.

  • James S
    James S Day ago

    That was great, totally on point!

  • The Divine Spark

    2019-20...the return of the black comedians!...

  • Fajar Z.R.
    Fajar Z.R. 2 days ago

    that first bit still get me

  • Robot Downey Jr
    Robot Downey Jr 2 days ago

    genius

  • Sam Shambles
    Sam Shambles 2 days ago

    Now THAT... was some funny shit.

  • Jeyson Serafini
    Jeyson Serafini 2 days ago

    "Get out of the street brother!"
    "Vishnu, there are white women everywhere"
    "Holy shit get in!"
    That accent killed me! 🤣

  • Swift
    Swift 2 days ago

    this dude a deepfake of idris elba on a homeless guy come to life

  • James Lee
    James Lee 2 days ago

    😁😆😅😄😃🤣😂😀👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿

  • The Great Dragon
    The Great Dragon 2 days ago

    When did Idris start doing stand up?

  • monique bedford
    monique bedford 3 days ago

    They ARE ROBBING BLACK DUDEZ.... They just DON'T KNOW IT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Giuseppina Nibbi
    Giuseppina Nibbi 3 days ago

    genius.

  • Mikey TK
    Mikey TK 3 days ago

    There are some dark undertones to this bit

  • Dmytro Picky
    Dmytro Picky 3 days ago

    Greer, sadly this "give me your wallet or i will scream-move is not discriminating against white boys also

  • Dmytro Picky
    Dmytro Picky 3 days ago

    so Idris Elba not only DJ also a comedian.. damn dude slow down give other ppl a chance))

  • Dmytro Picky
    Dmytro Picky 3 days ago

    i always wonder who are the people downvoting like the best videos on youtube...

  • Toni Monet
    Toni Monet 3 days ago

    They are all ready robbing y'all of your souls and freedom why not add wallets.

  • Maka Ayan
    Maka Ayan 4 days ago

    Idris Elba?

  • Michael Pope
    Michael Pope 4 days ago

    I don't like walking behind white women either. That shit stressful

  • Peaceful Commie
    Peaceful Commie 4 days ago

    For all you yuppies who've apparently never seen a homeless person- no he doesn't look homeless. He looks well maintained, clean shaven, all his clothes are spotless...
    If someone is wearing clothes you've seen bums or dirty kids wear in the movies, that does not mean it's a "homeless look"... these are people who are struggling to survive every day- people who cannot afford the luxury of doing laundry on a consistent basis.
    If that's what you think homelessness looks like, you should put all your money in the bank, take 1 set of clothes and whatever else you can fit in a backpack, and just start walking. When you get tired? Find someplace. When you get hungry? Depend on the kindness of strangers. Get some perspective.

  •  4 days ago +1

    That opening joke is from "George Wallace late 70s" about not being a comic just standing outside💯
    It's here on TVclip

  • ojkilledmacdre
    ojkilledmacdre 4 days ago +1

    His grey shirt earth tone beanie and beard go so good with that opening joke

  • Daevon Byrdie
    Daevon Byrdie 4 days ago

    My man said Vishnu! 🤣

  • CLUTCH_AND STICK
    CLUTCH_AND STICK 5 days ago

    Black Guy robbed White Woman?
    Pfft.. Doesn't that happen to an NFL Player every 9 days or so?
    I actually work in Wireless IT for the Police and Fire Dept (I'm Black, 6'4" 300 pounds). The 4'11" White, IT Mgr for Networking was walking my way I changed trajectories like Ken Norton in "Mandingo" running from Massa's Daughter.
    This Pixie has accused me of lurking on the Dispatch Floor. She just fired the Puerto Rican Guy like 2 months ago.
    FTDS! I cut through the Fire Chief's office getting away from her. Wouldn't want to be taken out back and have half my foot cut off like Kunta Kente!

  • Kairo
    Kairo 5 days ago +1

    The awkward way he moves makes him even funnier

  • D The Chemist
    D The Chemist 6 days ago

    Kinda resembles Idris alba

  • Bryan Louis
    Bryan Louis 6 days ago

    Thought this was Homeless Idris Elba.

  • Tyler Riley
    Tyler Riley 6 days ago

    This is genius.

  • TioliBoiFatz
    TioliBoiFatz 6 days ago

    Bruhhh.. I was like Idris Elba doing stand up now???

  • dotsNfeathers
    dotsNfeathers 7 days ago

    The cab driver

  • makinyourgirlsweat
    makinyourgirlsweat 7 days ago

    Why isn’t this guy famous

  • Donny
    Donny 7 days ago

    Lol... this nigga's name is Greer. Nigga is you angry?

  • M B
    M B 8 days ago

    I just can't imagine was it was like for black men in public anytime before civil rights era. Not that much has changed but it was still much worse than today I would think.

  • Johnny Rab
    Johnny Rab 8 days ago

    i wanna see more greer barnes.He is very funny don't understand why there's so less videos of him

  • Alpha Male Skrategies

    Idris Elba as a homeless cast

  •  9 days ago

    1:20 Saaame. Not even a joke - sad to be paranoid about stereotypes.

  • mi_sally
    mi_sally 9 days ago +1

    that one white woman was laughing really hard.

  • Cloie Tangonan
    Cloie Tangonan 9 days ago +1

    @Netflix give the guy a special

  • Robbie Jurca
    Robbie Jurca 9 days ago

    I found a gem

  • Keith Rogers
    Keith Rogers 9 days ago

    He look like he was outside of the comedy club chilling n someone ask him if he wanna make five dollars lol ( actually Idris Alba ass nigga is what he look like)

  • de chenmo
    de chenmo 9 days ago

    super real

  • 900one
    900one 9 days ago

    One of the best I've seen in forever!!!

  •  9 days ago

    Fool 😆😆🤣🤣😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂

  • Sasha Honey
    Sasha Honey 9 days ago

    I had tears of laughter streaming down my face while watching this. I love the shameless way that he laughs at his own jokes.

  • Carolle Z
    Carolle Z 10 days ago

    Loving this !!! Soooo good :)))

  • Coco Shenel
    Coco Shenel 10 days ago

    I work in Manhattan. White people on a whole dont feel comfortable with any black person walking behind them. They always think you're following them instead of thinking you just happen to be going in the same direction as them.

  • Iain MacLennan
    Iain MacLennan 10 days ago +44

    "My name's not Denzel. "
    Just as my name is not Vishnu : touché nigg a a a a a! " 😂😂😂😂😂

    • Jennifer Acevedo-Varela
      Jennifer Acevedo-Varela 2 hours ago

      Iain MacLennan uhhhh why the fuck are you using the n word and you’re white???? 🙄🙄🙄🙄

  • S. Wright
    S. Wright 10 days ago +3

    "What I look like chasing a white woman " ?
    Best line of the night.

  • musclemania30
    musclemania30 10 days ago

    “What I look like chasing a white woman?”..............Funny as hell but very true 😂😂

  • Seeroos DaShiat
    Seeroos DaShiat 10 days ago

    Dude is a fucking legend, how have I not heard of him

  • sylenceexposed
    sylenceexposed 10 days ago +1

    75% of the jokes told by black comedians have to do with white people.

  • Minesh Mandia
    Minesh Mandia 11 days ago

    Well women actually does that to black brown men so

  • Betty Thomas
    Betty Thomas 11 days ago

    Greer Barnes...BRILLIANTLY FUNNY, IN A COOL WAY!.. I'm keeping an eye on your material/journey.
    Keep up the GOOD WORK💕

  • zelda0521
    zelda0521 11 days ago

    love how chill he is on stage! 10/10

  • Reginald House
    Reginald House 11 days ago

    Da fuq! Thought that was Idris Elba

  • Marcus De Villiers
    Marcus De Villiers 11 days ago

    Touche nigga 😂

  • Marcus De Villiers
    Marcus De Villiers 11 days ago

    So.Now I'm walking in the middle of the street

  • Official Chicken
    Official Chicken 12 days ago

    "They asked me if I wanted to make $5" 😂😂

  • TheRealMonkeyrogue
    TheRealMonkeyrogue 12 days ago

    I think she did yoga. Hah!

  • Ibrahim Dennis Wanjira Muiruri

    Touché nigga in that accent 😂😂😂😂

  • Ibrahim Dennis Wanjira Muiruri

    Comical Idris

  • Nope
    Nope 12 days ago +4

    I watched this on the train...Now I‘m laughing alone like a crazy person

  • Nemanja Rasevic
    Nemanja Rasevic 12 days ago

    meh..

  • ThothHeart Maat
    ThothHeart Maat 12 days ago

    Jordan Peele movie in the making..

  • abdulaziz yalahow
    abdulaziz yalahow 12 days ago

    Hahahaha oh well 😔 comedians tell the truth & make you laugh 🤭 at the same time hmmm 🤔 interesting lol 😂

  • Uncolored Man
    Uncolored Man 13 days ago

    I am Denzel.

  • Marzan Worldwide
    Marzan Worldwide 14 days ago

    This man has been my friend for over 35 years and he has been a working comedian for the last 25 years. He was in the Kevin Costner film “For The Love of The Game “ as centerfielder Mickey Hart and has appeared on numerous Television shows including, David Letterman, In Living Color, and lately Colbert! He has toured the world and opened for Dave Chappelle and Louis CK, both whom consider Greer one of their contemporaries and a master craftsmen of comedy. If you should find yourself in a place where he is performing Go See Him !!!
    You will be happy you did!