Jokes Seth Can't Tell with Gloria Steinem

Whenever you hear anyone on "Late Night" say a joke with a punchline that reads like, " 'Exclamation quote!' said a certain group of people," Seth Meyers wrote that joke. "This is really shocking!" said someone who has never watched Seth Meyers before.

"It's the men that need a map."

1:26 BOOM!!!! *DROP MIC*

This is a particularly good one.

Half the fun in these is Seth introducing and running the bit exactly the same, word for word, every time
Edit after watching: I 100% guaranteed out loud that he would say "black women and lesbians and feminist icons are liars". I want that on record.

Omg Jenny's Hair 😍- would love to know that hair routine

"men are allowed but they won't know what to do when they get in there" THE BEST

Monopoly (orginally named The Landlord's Game) was invented by a woman named Lizzie Maggie. She actually invented two verisons of the game to teach the benefits of a system that helps one another versus a system that hoards wealth. Source: Adam Ruins Everything 3x03

I'm glad they said Gloria Steinum's name. I had no earthly idea who that was. I thought it was Candice Bergen.

Gloria Steinem: CIA agent.

Ok but seriously Jenny how do you do that with your hair?!?!

Can we just have more Amber?

Wow, Gloria Steinem is 85 years old y'all. And has been fighting for women's rights for most of that time. *We are not Worthy*

Black Women, lesbians and feminist icons are liars.
Wow, that is the most objectionable line of the whole skit and THAT seth can tell?.

Ok Amber is amazing!!!!!!!

I wanted to go to the vagina museum, but it was closed due to headache.

Is it just me, or did Ms. Steinem never even look at Amber? I suppose it could have just been nerves, but it seemed weird.

I am jealous of Jenny's gorgeous hair.

please get amber to do more zoo show clips like she did in Australia. She is really funny and her reaction to reptiles should be included in each mini series she does as almost a sign off. Going to Bronx zoo can sub for having actual animals coming to show.

Amber's Reparations face needs to be a .GIF. #ASAP

A vagina museum. Guess they wouldn't trust Jenny with that.

Not gunna lie, I knew that gloria existed but as a gay dude womens rights, while important, just were never the very top of my to do list, like I'll show up for the womens March but im not gunna organize it if that makes sense. So like I had no idea what she even looked like, but now I can confidently say on top of being with her for the cause she seems like a great person, fun, easy going, charismatic all around just a cool person

Man I wish my ass was flat. God damn fashion doesn’t make room for asses in pants anymore.

All of Jenny's jokes are increadiably tired, old stereotypes. I'm a queer woman and her jokes have never made me laugh.

Why are the greens so weak in the USA? It’s very likely that the next German chancellor is from the Green Party…

"I forgot to get my wife a gift"
Who wants to bet Seth slept on the couch that night

From a European standpoint: This segment is a great illustration of what's wrong with politics on the left in America. The notion that a person can't tell certain jokes because he's white, or straight, or male is so utterly ridiculous. People claim to want a colorblind, genderless, equal society, yet they judge how funny or appropriate a joke is by the skin color, gender and sexual orientation of the person who's telling it...

There's no reason why Seth wouldn't be able to tell any of those jokes...

What a charming bit

[1:28] yes

Seth's hair has less grey here than the stand up special from a few days ago.

Amber's joke delivery is the best thing ever. :D

It's so funny... because it is so true.
Someone said to me, hey, they made fun of white men not being able to dance. When asked, I replied: Yeah, but we will always try.

Denim button down is also my favorite shirt. We sure are a stereo type sometimes.

When you make a joke claiming the wage gap is real when the point of miss monopoly is literally to draw attention to the idea that the wage gap is real all the while not understanding the wage gap is a myth cause pay discrimination is illegal in America

I think this would’ve been funnier if you just told the jokes.

This wasn't really that funny , just uncomfortable to watch

"Men are allowed, but they don't know what to do whe--- *likes video*

This is my favorite segment, Amber and Jenny are the best!

STEINEM WORKED FOR THE CIA TO INFILTRATE AND MAKE THE PROTEST MOVEMENT SAFE FOR MASS MURDERING FASCISTS IN GOVERNMENT.

I just love the way they interact. It really seems that they are have fun doing this show.

Didn't she work for the CIA? Yea, I think she did.

Ended on a rare weak note there but still 😂😂😂

I almost missed the jokes. I was too busy trying to think of new words to describe my feelings about Jenny Hagel's hair. Lust, envy, love... none are strong enough for these feels. What's stronger than covet because it's that, only more of a "I'd literally kill someone for it" level.

I hate to say this, Seth, but you, too, have not learned Jon Stewart's first law - the jokes have to be *accurate* or they're not funny. It is guys who get lost, not women.

Why should Seth not be allowed to tell these jokes? Because he's a straight, white male, he can only tell jokes about straight, white men? What has happened to comedy? How can a joke be funny in one circumstance, but the same joke be offensive and innapropriate in another? These jokes would be way funnier if Seth told the punchlines.

Omg this is one of the best ones in a while

Feminist icon? Who is she?
Okay, a quick search told me she was well known in the 60s and 70s.

He won't get in trouble. It's not like he's Michael Che.

Speaking of reparations, when is Rome paying the Brits for the slavery back in the day?

This is pretty painful to watch

So what jokes are men aIIowed to tell that women aren't? What jokes can whites tell that bIacks can't? What jokes can straight peopIe tell that homosexuaIs can't? I bet the people celebrating this OrweIIian crap think of themselves as "IiberaI"... What a pack of hypocrites.

This was just cringy liberal nonsense

"Lesbians, black women and feminists are LIARS!" I love that he can make that joke not chauvinistic.

Love them all 👏👏😂

Reparations 👍👏👏👏👏👏👏

Wasn't it Gloria Steinem that said that young women in Bernie Sanders rallies were there only to meet boys?

1:11 That actually seems kinda insensitive towards lesbians dating trans girls...

That caricature in the beginning looks a lot like Scott Weingner

Not funny..