Reggie Watts - Big Ass Purse.mp4

  • Published on Jun 30, 2010
  • ComedyComedy

Comments • 783

  • Mr. T
    Mr. T 26 days ago

    I mean, you probably get it, fellow TVclip watcher... but just in case someone misses _how_ great this song really is:
    It's not just a good joke by itself, exaggerating those already weird 'women in bathrooms' and 'women with purses' tropes while at the same time simply being a beautifully sung musical act.
    It is of course also a deconstruction of what feels like every second souly-feely love-slash-drama song is, performed by 'singing divas preferably on the piano' like Alicia Keys, Mariah Carey, Christina Aguilera, Lady Gaga, Adele, and so on and so on.
    It has both these strange overindulgingly high pitched 'sing your lung out' (OooohhhhUUUOOUUOOOUUOOUUOOUUUAAUUAA) moves AND those exaggeratedly hushed quiet parts. Some of the descriptions such as "beautiful brown blue black eyes" might as well read "beautiful [insert your preference here] eyes". He even copies their mannerisms when he for example annoyingly chews gum like Alicia Keys (or Britney Spears?) sometimes does before performing her "beautiful song". It's like reading a eulogy at a funeral; even if you hated the guy, could you please not do that while chewing gum open mouthed? To sing your "soulful" song for the 300th time as if it means something is already ridiculous, could you please not rub it in? And it of course ends with a persiflage of the unavoidable drum solo addon which transitions into a galloping horse.
    I guess you can sell these kinds of boilerplate touchy-feely songs every couple of years if you are attractive enough and are able to sing well. Or you could do it like Reggie and just not give a fuck. Thanks, Reggie.

  • Will Schauer
    Will Schauer Month ago +1

    You've got your eyeshadow-
    *You've got your /eyeshadows/
    Kills me every time.

  • Dave Johnson
    Dave Johnson Month ago

    Reggie is a goddamn national treasure, right up there with the constitution that Nick Cage stole.

  • Ted Wilson
    Ted Wilson 3 months ago

    I truly believe this is one of the best human performances of all time.

  • leg mckegg
    leg mckegg 3 months ago


  • Alexander Antonsen
    Alexander Antonsen 7 months ago

    Still good 2019

  • Angela Giffin
    Angela Giffin 8 months ago

    Gentle brown eyes

  • Angela Giffin
    Angela Giffin 8 months ago

    Great hair!!!

  • Angela Giffin
    Angela Giffin 8 months ago

    Apple diet

  • Angela Giffin
    Angela Giffin 8 months ago

    So clever makeup lol

  • Emily Burns
    Emily Burns 9 months ago

    I just have to say, you don't always need the applicator. That is all.

  • Sándorné Mándi
    Sándorné Mándi 9 months ago

    First comment im 3 years LMAO

  • mista fullthrottle
    mista fullthrottle 10 months ago this guy has talent

  • Ned Roche
    Ned Roche Year ago

  • Jackyblue67 Same
    Jackyblue67 Same Year ago


  • Timothy Stearns
    Timothy Stearns Year ago +1

    For all his gadgets, it's amazing to see him sing live with no effects at the same time as classical piano. #ThatsPrettyGood

  • Shelia Adams
    Shelia Adams Year ago +1

    I have found my peeps! I have a new friend to make me laugh. Loving Reggie Watts

  • Jerry Evans
    Jerry Evans Year ago


    LONDON MACE 2 years ago

    Good god this makes me so happy. Pure joy!

  • Syeda Yuman Fatima
    Syeda Yuman Fatima 2 years ago

  • luvoucho
    luvoucho 2 years ago

    love you Reggie xxx

  • billy bob
    billy bob 3 years ago

    Who is the real Reggie Watts?

  • Lisa Galpin
    Lisa Galpin 4 years ago +2

    Smartest and most talented man in show biz. I don't know how more people don't know about his brilliance!

    JC RIGS 4 years ago +49

    You gotta love them brown blue black eyed girls!

  • planet lucid
    planet lucid 4 years ago +1

    where the hell did she get that horse at the end? where did she ride off to? #horselife

  • Joe Meyers
    Joe Meyers 4 years ago +10

    He's like a black frank zappa

    • Mutherfuqbucket
      Mutherfuqbucket 6 months ago

      Johnny Sullivan but he’s not bc frank zappa is white? Lol

    • Johnny Sullivan
      Johnny Sullivan Year ago

      Or you could just say he's like Frank Zappa

  • Cuong Tran
    Cuong Tran 4 years ago +4

    holy shart, this is the first reggie watts song that actually is articulate and it was magnifique!

    • Wheel
      Wheel Year ago

      Stephen Carmickle care to name em

    • Stephen Carmickle
      Stephen Carmickle 4 years ago +2

      +Cuong Tran There are others my friend, there are others.

    • smart username
      smart username 4 years ago +1

      @Cuong Tran You should check out "they called me a Leprachaun"

  • Carina Parsons
    Carina Parsons 4 years ago +2

    weggie ratts is the man

  • Rainier Blades
    Rainier Blades 4 years ago +2

    I just want to say computers are weird. From military applications to lighting up pixels in different colors to give the illusion of people, symbols, etc. And to make sounds as a mimicry of the real sound. They're essentially glowing illusion machines. Oh man, and aren’t they alluring to just stare at endlessly...but staring at one for a long time isn't the greatest feeling. They are perhaps addictive.

    • Suq Madiq
      Suq Madiq 4 years ago

      What a beautifully true way to put it. No doubt they're addictive.

  • Descartes' Donkey
    Descartes' Donkey 4 years ago

    I think I know what this is about! A big purse with another purse inside.

  • Dennis Nielsen
    Dennis Nielsen 5 years ago

    Been wondering about those big ass purses for years. thanks Reggie now i finally know.

  • Austin Norton
    Austin Norton 5 years ago

    @DaddyStank Do you know where Freddie Mercury was on this list? I'd assume he would be number 4 behind them

    • longliverocknroll5
      longliverocknroll5 5 years ago

      Mercury was 11th.

  • Jarrod Allen
    Jarrod Allen 5 years ago +1

    This was uploaded on my birthday

    • Tanner
      Tanner 3 years ago

      +Jarrod Allen What a co-ink i dink a dink a dink a dink a dink a dink a dink a dink

  • Larson Shook
    Larson Shook 5 years ago +18

    99 dislikes... 99 stupid idiots.

  • Tomáš Pavlovčík
    Tomáš Pavlovčík 5 years ago +6

    Looks like Dave Grohl little bit :D

  • Bassistking
    Bassistking 5 years ago +16

    same piano line as "Mudflaps flappin in the wind"

    • Michelle PeaBrain Bubblybutt
      Michelle PeaBrain Bubblybutt 11 months ago

      You're right. Mmmmm baby...hmm baby...hmm baby...hmwayeayeayeayeay....

    • Sebastian Mass
      Sebastian Mass Year ago +1

      Its not. Same register similar chord progression, key and timbre tho.

  • I reckon I can build that

    Just ripping off Bill Bailey.

  • DaddyStank
    DaddyStank 5 years ago +45

    I just saw a chart of vocal ranges (on HuffPo) for recording artists, and it said Axl Rose has the largest recorded vocal range followed by Mariah Carey and Prince. I bet Reggie could give those guys a run for there money.

    • Adam Feik
      Adam Feik 2 days ago

      Double false! Mike Patton does

    • brian holbrook
      brian holbrook Year ago +2

      False.. Freddy Mercury from Queen still holds that record.

  • Wir3d a11 Wr0ng
    Wir3d a11 Wr0ng 5 years ago +4

    A beautiful parody of all of those regurgitated ballads we've all heard.

  • Vitriol462
    Vitriol462 5 years ago +3

    How does he know all this? lol

  • E
    E 5 years ago +7

    lmao! I constantly return to this damn video. It will forever slay my life!

  • Hellish_Reasons
    Hellish_Reasons 5 years ago

    this guy... is hilarious

  • Docktor Jim
    Docktor Jim 5 years ago +49

    Never mind the purse, let's talk about your big-ass fro. It's spectacular.

    • Docktor Jim
      Docktor Jim 4 years ago +3

      @Kitafune Matsuki And in that slightly smaller purse, is a tightly-packed, slightly-smaller fro.

    • Retroflection
      Retroflection 4 years ago +2

      He's hiding a big ass purse in there, which, in turn, is holding a slightly smaller purse.

    • Docktor Jim
      Docktor Jim 4 years ago

      @TropicWonderz Does he dream he's been in an avalanche?

    • TropWonderz
      TropWonderz 4 years ago +2

      @Docktor Jim better question does he need a pillow to sleep at night?

    • Jonathon Farkasofsky
      Jonathon Farkasofsky 5 years ago

      @Docktor Jim haha, thats a good one. In a roast kind of way.

  • Thelema
    Thelema 5 years ago +31

    Dude's a genius.

  • Mac MashPotato
    Mac MashPotato 5 years ago

    Some weapon carry big ass purses cus it makes it easy to steal things from stores.

  • foshastajones
    foshastajones 5 years ago +29

    I think the "No description available" description is perfectly befitting this video.

  • Occasionally Wrong
    Occasionally Wrong 5 years ago +4

    Why the hell you got a big ass purse?
    What the hell's up with that big ass purse?
    I'm wondering what's inside that big ass purse.
    Let me take a guess: Is there another purse inside that big ass purse?
    Maybe there's another purse inside of the other purse,
    In case you forget what it looks like.
    You've got your eye shadow.
    You've got your eye shadows.
    When I open one of your eye shadows,
    It's really powdery and the wind blows it away
    And it's all ? unusable.
    The applicator stick isn't even there any more.
    So why the Hell you got it in your purse?
    And baby you look at me with those beautiful
    Brown blue black eyes, yes you do.
    You tell me like I'm an idiot,
    Like i'm an idiot. You tell me:
    Because it's got a mirror, And I say:
    Why the hell you need an extra mirror? yes.
    And you look at me and you say:
    Maybe you're out on the town and you go into the bathroom with your girlfriend, but the girlfriend, she only has a clutch because she's smart for only bringing a clutch, but you have your big, big, big ass bag in the bathroom and you reach in and pull out an extra mirror, because the bathroom doesn't have a functioning mirror and there's too many girls in the little tiny crack of a mirror that works in the first place, and you're doing two things at once so you're hoping to dispel the stereotype of women taking too long in the bathroom cuz they're doubling up their time.
    Now who's the idiot this time?

  • Tyler Liell
    Tyler Liell 6 years ago +4

    Gotta love them blue brown black eyed girls.

  • jamal woods
    jamal woods 6 years ago

    Ladies take note and stop please.

  • tayzha maple
    tayzha maple 6 years ago +22

    hes actually a very good singer

    • AakwardAardvark
      AakwardAardvark 6 years ago +8

      he was a professional R&B singer before his comedy career

  • Shan Ali
    Shan Ali 6 years ago

    the random drum solo at the end is hilarious as shit

  • muckleby
    muckleby 6 years ago

    actually just love his singing

  • Sssssdammm
    Sssssdammm 6 years ago +2

    I love this!!! Lol

  • 9288Savior
    9288Savior 6 years ago

    @ 0:29 His face looked like Dave Grohl from the Foo Fighters (:>_

  • O0oOo8oOo0O
    O0oOo8oOo0O 6 years ago +1

    Jesus? Now who's the idiot this time?

  • Cory Thomas
    Cory Thomas 6 years ago +2

    jesus is not a vending machine in the sky

  • Robert Loof
    Robert Loof 6 years ago +2

    I can still say the word fuck right?

  • Ben Dover
    Ben Dover 6 years ago +5

    ☻/ This is Bob. Copy and paste him
    /▌ all over youtube
    / \ so he can take over
    and get rid of google+ get the old youtube back and return the old comment section

    • Hugo Caminow/Gray
      Hugo Caminow/Gray 5 years ago

      What will this actually do?

    • Ben Dover
      Ben Dover 5 years ago

      @StatikDynamikDubstep Thanks mate

    • StatikDynamik
      StatikDynamik 5 years ago +1

      @smokejc Don't even bother with this guy. I've run into him on other videos.

    • Thelema
      Thelema 5 years ago

      please just shut the fuck up and leave.

    • Brenden Gallagher
      Brenden Gallagher 6 years ago +7

      he'll also cure cancer and destroy communist Russia, praise be with Zeus

  • Whiskel
    Whiskel 6 years ago +8

    ....with those beautiful brown blue blackeyez yes you doo....

  • fatboymig1
    fatboymig1 6 years ago

    too friggin funny!