The Crimes of Grindelwald - Ruining a Franchise

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  • Erin S.k
    Erin S.k 42 minutes ago

    Ezra Miller trying his best to look ugly 😂

  • Dragon War112
    Dragon War112 Hour ago

    Whait so technically Grindalwald is the hero because he wants to stop over 80,000,000 people from dying... but he has to kill all mugles to do it. Why doesn't he just he just kill Hitler?

  • Meizar Farizky
    Meizar Farizky Hour ago

    this shit pulled twists like a 46 seasons telenovela did

  • Marieda Parellio
    Marieda Parellio 2 hours ago

    They would've been fine without the baby switching and drowning.

  • little Guido
    little Guido 3 hours ago

    Okay I don't give a f*** what skin color Hermione is I'm going to make this point when you are trying to please everybody end up not only f****** up your own s*** but no one is pleased so in conclusion you went back to Stage 0 motherfuker jk hey bruv love you channel

  • Mylon Hembree
    Mylon Hembree 3 hours ago

    It wasnt bad

  • The Lemon
    The Lemon 4 hours ago

    I think the ONLY thing that I liked about the movie was the romance between Newt and Tina, it was really adorable but other than that, ya it was a dumb movie

  • Evy
    Evy 4 hours ago +1

    Anthony Goldstein was in the book! He was friends with Michael Corner and Terry Boot, member of Dumbledore's Army. Make your research before saying nonsense!
    Rowling didn't choose to have a black actor, but when they cast a black actress she had no problem with it. There is a difference.

  • Orion Nassaux
    Orion Nassaux 5 hours ago

    I feel like "The Crimes of Grindelwald" would have much better if it were a stand alone film and not an attempted sequel to Fantastic Beasts. They wouldn't have had to try to bring all the old characters back and all their stories would remain finished.

  • Krist S.
    Krist S. 5 hours ago

    Really diggin' the Bloodborne music in this one, and your on point take down of how awful this movie was.

  • TheOtakuSakura15
    TheOtakuSakura15 6 hours ago

    J.K. Rowling could've avoided all this shit if she would just WRITE MORE HARRY POTTER LORE BOOKS INSTEAD OF TWITTER DUMPING A WHOLE BUNCH OF WEIRD SHIT OUT TO THE FANS AND ADDING SHIT THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE IN THE FANTASTIC BEAST MOVIES!!!! *Flips Table*

  • Battlefront 2 Mods
    Battlefront 2 Mods 7 hours ago

    All. I. Wanted.
    Was to see Grindlewald fighting alongside Trench coat wearing Nazi wizards. Is that too much to ask, hmm?

  • Noel
    Noel 7 hours ago +1

    Oh, another one of the 3 people that likes Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them! Hi!

    Great video too!

  • brownstudybyaflake
    brownstudybyaflake 7 hours ago

    That McGonagall arc though 😅

  • legendhero 45
    legendhero 45 7 hours ago

    Thank you for the video! You friends are all super awesome! Oh, moments in that video are sad.

  • Fyr3 St0rm
    Fyr3 St0rm 7 hours ago

    "For those of you who watched the last movie" well I was really really really drunk when I watched it, I think I spent more time outside smoking a cig than actually watching it but I caught the good parts. Kinda like the new independence day, just leave the theater when the boring parts are on and it's pretty good, lol.

  • Dragoneta Slayer
    Dragoneta Slayer 9 hours ago

    Some people claim grindilwald used some unmentioned switch spell and so was escaping

  • Hobbes Goblin
    Hobbes Goblin 9 hours ago

    Yo just add a sequel and add new black, Jewish, gay characters j.k.

  • Nico Carrillo
    Nico Carrillo 9 hours ago

    I was on the toilet at 2:16 and when Patrick popped in, I lost my shit literally. Thank you Marcus, I needed that.

  • Thang Tran
    Thang Tran 9 hours ago

    I didn't know you were black.

  • P. Wagner
    P. Wagner 9 hours ago

    At some point you just have to think about the possibility that J.K. just stole the whole story from some unfortunate person and got said person murdered when she got loaded.

  • Kersten Dominique
    Kersten Dominique 10 hours ago

    This video makes me want to make another TVclip account so I can like this video again. Good job. Love your sense of humor. Keep up the good work.

  • Dr. Gearswell
    Dr. Gearswell 11 hours ago

    I feel like it would have been interesting to just have newt go off to another country and have the conflict be saving another magical creature.

  • Adrian Pietkiewicz
    Adrian Pietkiewicz 11 hours ago

    Anthony Goldstein is mentioned in the books. Along with his Ravenclaw friends Michael Corner and Terry Boot he's part of the DA and I think a Quidditch player but it's true there's no mention of him being Jewish but since it would have no impact whatsoever on the story I really couldn't give a shit

  • lemon ste
    lemon ste 13 hours ago

    honestly the vanishing of poop thing is hysterical and ridiculous - until you remember before toilets us muggles used to just take a dump and then throw all that shit out of the window. into the street. where people were walking.

  • Let Me Be Perfectly Queer

    I believe her about the Dumbledore thing. Censors about lgbtq content especially in kids' books in the UK were very strict and homophobia was still alive and well even by the time the seventh book came out (not that it's not now, mind you but at least it's less socially accepted). And to some extent I even agree with the argument/excuse that since the books are told from Harry's PoV, there's no really any reason Dumbledore would discuss his sexuality/love life with Harry. I mean there's definitely a way to do it for sure, but I get why she didn't. But that's like. The ONLY thing I believe her about. I am 99.99999999% sure that everything else she has said since, she's made it up on the spot or at least after the books were finished.

  • CARSAIG FILMS
    CARSAIG FILMS 13 hours ago

    Dumbledor in this film was Luke Skywalker in the Last Jedi

  • Phileas Liebmann
    Phileas Liebmann 14 hours ago

    Nice video, but I disagree on one point: I feel like there should be a sequel to the first movie, but it should not be about Grindelwald and not feature Jacob.

  • Kewen Ding
    Kewen Ding 14 hours ago

    why is a bloodborne score playing in the background

  • Dan Demuth
    Dan Demuth 15 hours ago +1

    I’m a huge HP fan, and I loved the first Fantastic Beasts movie.

  • Ian Smith
    Ian Smith 15 hours ago +1

    Lucky for you JK Rowling stated that there's only gonna be 5 movies in this series.

  • Rin
    Rin 16 hours ago

    There are so many comments like ''Nobody: - JK Rowling: *stupid stuff*'' and i literally dont know if these are just jokes or things she actually said

  • Felix Wolf
    Felix Wolf 17 hours ago

    No one:
    JK Rowling: it was a wet dream of Mrs Norris all along

  • Medina Malcolm
    Medina Malcolm 20 hours ago

    Why is newt considered a weak caster? Jw cuz the only fight he was in was against the second greatest dark wizard of all time.

  • Nagini Maledictus
    Nagini Maledictus 21 hour ago

    Always will be a true fan and I love the movies and storyline so far. Don't care what other people think about the movie.
    Thank you, next...😂

  • Myiana
    Myiana 22 hours ago

    just saying first movie showed that he survived exploding

  • GABRIEL ROSENHEK
    GABRIEL ROSENHEK 22 hours ago

    Ok so many wrong stuff in this video. it was shown on the first movie that a part of ezra millers obscurus had survived the explosion, it was subtle, but it was there. also, anthony goldstein was in the books, and even though he was never a major charachter, if that was his name she obviously conceived him as jewish. when you dislike smth you see everything under a bad light

  • usedtobemyself
    usedtobemyself Day ago

    I was never more disappointed in a movie

  • frank javier
    frank javier Day ago

    Why is it that no-one says this shit about Thor Effing Ragnarok; Black Panther; or Endgame?

  • frank javier
    frank javier Day ago

    I'm starting to thing. J.K stole the Harry Potter Stories from someone else.

  • Ivo Palombo
    Ivo Palombo Day ago

    The first movie was increíble stupid too but you liked it anyway

  • Mykhailo Hohol
    Mykhailo Hohol Day ago

    HE IS JUST A ZOOKEEPER! hahaha
    yeah I agree with you

  • Alex Champion
    Alex Champion Day ago

    21:04 Nice bloodborne soundtrack my man.

  • nomine *
    nomine * Day ago

    Wish the Harry Potter books were around when I was growing up. I would have been way into them, for sure. Unfortunately, all we had was Sweet Valley High and The Babysitters Club. Hated those abominations! Young Adult fiction has come a very long way.

  • 【offer】
    【offer】 Day ago +3

    I feel like J.K. Rowling turned into fanfic-writing fangirl of her own series.

    Except with enough money to produce the monstrosities

  • Mason Brown
    Mason Brown Day ago

    When he said his name was Newt Scamander I thought it was a joke for a bad Pokémon trainer

  • Hagrid 519
    Hagrid 519 Day ago

    Thank you soneone agrees that fantastic beast 1 isn’t that bad

  • Danaëlle Rumuli

    I liked this movie
    *Feel 100/100 like an outsider*

  • Oloko Meu
    Oloko Meu Day ago

    To be fair, she didn't make Anthony up afterwards. He actually appears in the fifth book, and in the game as well.

  • Timur Arslanov
    Timur Arslanov Day ago

    Grindelwald wants to stop genocide by genociding the genociders... and the genocided... and everyone else

  • GMan5090
    GMan5090 Day ago

    This movie is shit

  • Dr Mochi
    Dr Mochi Day ago +1

    i loved the first one the sequel was trash but hey thats my opinion

  • BONESAW IS READY

    Fuck JK Rowling in her fat retarded ass

  • Uisce Preston
    Uisce Preston Day ago

    Amen. Finally someone else called out JK Boring on her retroactively diverse (i.e. interesting) writing. She was a total hack who penned fluff. Happy white fluffy nonsense.
    P.S. Halloween (2018) states explicitly that Dr. Sartain has staged Michael's transfer and escape near Laurie Strode's resident in order to provoke a killing spree in the name of psychopathic experimentation.

  • Quintusblake
    Quintusblake Day ago

    Anthony Goldstein was in the books

    • Craig Bot
      Craig Bot Day ago +1

      Quintusblake you’re right I just read the book he was in 😧 chamber of secrets
      He’s only mentioned once though

  • Evan Gilbert
    Evan Gilbert Day ago

    I disagree with you that Newt is intended to be perceived as a subpar wizard; Crimes goes out of its way to retcon that Newt is very talented, but can't stand authority, politics, and people being shitty to each other, which is most of this movie. Dumbledore has essentially been grooming him to be a secret agent since Newt was a student, exactly like he later does with Harry, because he recognizes Newt's potential, and wants him for the Order of the Phoenix.
    Most of the other parties in the movie are either aware of Newt's potential directly (Newt's brother acknowledging multiple times that Newt would make a better auror, and recommending him constantly to Magical MI5, which is why they try to impress him into service by restricting his freedom on stupid and obvious unjust charges because they're desperate) or indirectly (Grindlewald having easily beaten Newt in a wizard fight, but ultimately lost to him when Newt starts siccing Pokemon on him to get the edge. Mostly he just wants an arcane nuke in Ezra, and doesn't even specifically care)
    Newt losing a fight to "the greatest wizard duelist alive" wielding the Elder McGuffin doesn't mean Newt's a slouch... he does better than the New York Aurors by a wide margin; and the Americans are rightfully suspicious that Newt's claims of being a "humble biologist" might be a cover for a British magical intelligence agent, especially since British magical intelligence has been harassing him into doing exactly that for a while.
    ALL of which is a pretty stupid retcon from the "magical Jane Goodall/zookeeper" of the books... But at least that part is internally consistent within the movie, and builds up the tension for the coming Wizard War, as all sides foresee doom and scramble to recruit and plant spies, and so on.
    It's a little like the police trying to recruit Hercule Poirot into whatever crimes they can't figure out, while Poirot mostly just wants to eat pancakes and tour the country somewhere, but gets roped into things because he's too good to just stand by. I thought that part actually worked.

    I also think it's completely the point that Grindy is a two-faced lying creep. His non-violent protest and "it's just free speech" arguments are entirely showmanship to make the actual heroes (the aurors) look like jerks for trying to arrest him as a terrorist (with good publicity) in a not so subtle commentary on alternative facts and cults of personality.
    Despite all that, Grindlewombles has enough charisma (on paper at least, Depp failed to really sell it) to convince idiots like Queenie that he totally isn't advocating for wizard fascism, and she's basically dumb enough to become a beefsteak nazi based on her own short-sighted interests and his appealing words and charisma, like many despots have managed to rise to power on the backs of.
    I totally agree they did Queenie dirty in this movie. It's either dramatic irony, or really bad writing that a mind-reader could be so dumb and trusting...
    ALL that said, I really liked your video! I didn't think too hard on the movie when I first saw it, and there's a lot of excellent points you raise regarding plot holes and contrivances. You also made me laugh a few times. Cheers!

  • GilgameshAurora
    GilgameshAurora Day ago +1

    Jk rowling is a dumb twat

  • KiiBoY AMV
    KiiBoY AMV Day ago +1

    Had a great laugh watching this. JKR is a freakin joke lmaoooooo

  • Ryan Gordon
    Ryan Gordon Day ago

    Dave Chapelle is that you?

  • Andrew Cho
    Andrew Cho Day ago

    Crimes of Grindelwald wasn’t even that bad lmao ur making it sound like it was as bad as movie 43 now that’s a bad movie

  • Max Fischer
    Max Fischer Day ago

    Note: Anthony Goldstein is mentioned from the 5th HP book onwards as a member of the DA. harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Anthony_Goldstein

  • CastelDawn
    CastelDawn Day ago

    HAAAAAAAAADOKEN!!!!

  • socialist from england

    I personally think that the films should be Newt going around the world finding beasts but being unable to escape the global wizarding conflict then muggle conflict (because world war 2). That would better suit his character, then Dumbledore can "help" him with the location of the beasts.

    • Samasaurus
      Samasaurus 4 hours ago

      Yeah, I'd see that in the theaters.

  • Tim T
    Tim T Day ago

    Wait speaking of accio: Isn't there a whole anecdote in the 4th book where Harry's learning to use the spell for the first task and he uses accio to summon a wasp that's buzzing around a classroom window. I don't remember the passage where Rowling says accio doesn't work on living creatures. Does anyone know where it is?

  • Blake Kendall
    Blake Kendall Day ago

    This movie was so bad, that even your critical analysis of it was unbearable.

  • D K-sky
    D K-sky Day ago

    I always lose my shit when I hear the credits flute theme in the end...

  • Mythili Hariharan

    Not sure how much the play casting a black actor had to do with her agenda because lots of theatre products cast POC actors in traditionally white plays. I've seen Shakespeare adaptions featuring black actors.

  • D K-sky
    D K-sky Day ago

    "Queenie kidnaped Jacob and tried to marry him *against* his will"
    The more I look at Queenie and more I look at Jacob... I find this so fucking hard to believe.

  • VengefulCat
    VengefulCat Day ago

    And people said the Hobbit movies were bad

  • DR Kojack
    DR Kojack Day ago +3

    Move over Danearys, JK Rowling is the real mad queen we should all be afraid of.

  • I liVe iN a commune anD doNt have a reAl Job

    I thought the most ridiculous part of the movie was that J.K Rowling created one of the only black characters in the movie and name the motherfucker Comma, like what?

  • G. E.
    G. E. 2 days ago

    I’m so tired of harry potter and anything related to that franchise. Read the books, watched the movies and i had enough for a lifetime.

  • RomanowRomanow Aleksiej

    nagini was hot though

  • Cyber Diver
    Cyber Diver 2 days ago

    JK....... Rowling amiright fellas?

  • meh!
    meh! 2 days ago

    so i'm not the only person who didn't like this movie? I was hyped for it. went to the theater, i was bored throughout it, kept considering leaving, but was afraid it might get better.

  • Flat Earth Talk
    Flat Earth Talk 2 days ago

    I hate how well this movie did at the box office, it was the worst piece of trash I've watched. Halfway through the movie I had to shut it off because it hurt my head

  • Marie Druckenmiller
    Marie Druckenmiller 2 days ago

    4:32 - That's Luna Lovegood, not Hermione.

  • Jai Cilento NeedsMoreCoffeeʕ•ᴥ•ʔߛ ̋

    18:50 if you think flashbacks of that is 'strange'; youve clearly never made a shared magical butt plug w/a person. im triggered right now.

  • Jai Cilento NeedsMoreCoffeeʕ•ᴥ•ʔߛ ̋

    YOU'RE BLACK?! You cant just retcon that in now. If you turn out to always have been queer, Im un sub'ing. No bc of prejudice: but im sick of being lied to. -_-

  • quodeehall
    quodeehall 2 days ago

    I loved the first movie. I watched this movie and literally had no idea wtf was going on. I had to read Wikipedia and still realized it was so stupid. It really disappointed me.

  • 「ΞxP」 l3R4VE
    「ΞxP」 l3R4VE 2 days ago

    23:45-24:00 sounds like Ceeday

  • olivia destandau
    olivia destandau 2 days ago

    So glad I have not seen either of these obscenities.

  • EXPLODING RATTLER
    EXPLODING RATTLER 2 days ago

    17:29 didn't Harry use 'accio' on Hagrid?

  • Sam M
    Sam M 2 days ago

    Wow, so glad I didn't watch the movie.

  • Duncan Van Ooyen
    Duncan Van Ooyen 2 days ago +2

    Fun fact, I smoked my first joint just minutes before watching the first Fantastic Beasts movie on Blu-Ray with my father. Man, I picked a bad time to start. Right around the time they all climbed into Noob Salamander's pocket-dimension suitcase, I was starting to lose my mind a little. I was drinking too, that definitely didn't help. I don't remember the entire second half of the film, except the very end.
    My favorite scene in the movie was when Newt was in the bank and met Jacob for the first time:
    Jacob: "What bring you here?"
    Newt: "Oh, you know, same as you..." *looks around nervously*
    Jacob: "...You're here to borrow money to open a bakery?"
    Newt: *Not paying attention* "...Yes..."
    Jacob: "Wow... what are the odds of that?"

    It's one of the only lines of dialogue I remember from the movie

  • Bekah Davis
    Bekah Davis 2 days ago

    Ezra Miller fails miserably at being unattractive. Would still bang...even if he explodes...well...I guess that's kind of the point...anyway. Ezra is gorgeous.

  • Danny Walsh
    Danny Walsh 2 days ago

    It’s sooooooooooo good!!! I genuinely loved it so much!

  • Mr Tiddles
    Mr Tiddles 2 days ago

    Wait your black? But your voice is so white? Is that racist? I need to check my social values

  • Mr Tiddles
    Mr Tiddles 2 days ago

    I just wish JK Rowling would stfu and just let the world admire her past incredible storytelling. She doesn't need to add a single page more to her work!

  • powerful joey diaz
    powerful joey diaz 2 days ago +1

    Wow glad I didn’t see this movie now

  • Ethan H
    Ethan H 2 days ago

    Isn’t Anthony Goldstein an actual character in the books

  • Joonha Shcal
    Joonha Shcal 2 days ago

    What I would've liked is if the people who wanted to make a series had some ball.
    And that was to make an anthology out of it.
    Fuck Newt and his crew. Dumbledore and Grindelwald should've been the stars of this show. I didn't care about Ezra Miller's weird past.
    I wanted Dumbledore to have some good character arcs. Why is he such a manipulative dick later in life? Why does he say he saw socks? (HP1 Mirror)
    I wanted to understand Grindelwald. Why is he a magical nazi? How did he become this good? I still hate the Deathly Hallows as a plot device, so I didn't care about them.
    What I'm saying is that they took the most interesting characters and gave them nothing to do, whilst characters we don't care about meander around to find something out we don't care about either.
    They didn't set up the politics enough to make the whole pure blood house relevant. They didn't make us care about Ezra. His power is as dumb as the whole lovemagic in HP.
    I didn't watch this movie in the cinema because I had low expectations. I'm just not gonna watch the rest.
    Same with ep9. I'll read the wiki of that movie when it comes out. I'll do the same with the rest of this series. It deserves maybe 2 min of my time and that's it.
    I'm still bitter about GOT.

  • Hel Haghenbeck E.
    Hel Haghenbeck E. 2 days ago

    you made me laugh a lot with this, thank you

  • vampirewolf373
    vampirewolf373 2 days ago

    My hypothesis for why they wanted Newt to pick a side is because, as is unfortunately rampant in the wizarding world, magical creatures are considered to be nuisances at best and dangerous at worst unless they can somehow use them as tools for something they need to do or a war they need to fight, even in the original story line with Harry. And in the first movie, and the textbook you can buy, mentioned that Newt worked with dragons during the first war. That would seriously benefit either side if you had dragons working alongside you. Or any other dangerous magical creature. So they want to use him for that

  • Yeeticus Skeeticus
    Yeeticus Skeeticus 2 days ago

    I fell asleep during this movie

  • Bill The Bull Gates
    Bill The Bull Gates 2 days ago

    Why the F would ANYONE want the holocoast not to happen it is the single most beautiful thing in history.

  • Kari K Official
    Kari K Official 2 days ago

    I’m convince jk Rowling didn’t write Harry Potter

  • GucciGinger
    GucciGinger 3 days ago

    In he movies defense with Jacob, the final scene in the first Fantastic Beasts shows he had his memories, or at least hinted to it, when he sees the girl (fuck knows her name) and smiles, making it seem like he remembered her quite is why he smiles so it was shown the had them in the end.....wait.....didnt Jacob like the girl in the first anyway why did she have "no choice" he likes you anyway FUCK ME

  • pk void
    pk void 3 days ago

    bro u made me laugh so fucken hard lol subbed