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  • Published on Sep 9, 2019
  • What is a hit point? And more importantly, is it possible to know the hit points of your pet? Brian David Gilbert has figured it out, with the help of a scientist and his roommate's cat, Zuko.
    Want to calculate your pet's HP? You can find the necessary tools here: www.polygon.com/videos/2019/9/9/20849172/unraveled-how-to-calculate-pet-hp-hit-points
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  • Polygon
    Polygon  8 days ago +3198

    Want to bond with your pet by calculating their HP? You can find all the resources here: www.polygon.com/videos/2019/9/9/20849172/unraveled-how-to-calculate-pet-hp-hit-points

    • dragonmaster 100
      dragonmaster 100 2 days ago

      You know the ironic thing is that a Pokemon can have in nature that affects the growth has your Pokemon stats but the one stat Nature's do not interact with is HP.

    • Atamosk1221
      Atamosk1221 3 days ago +1

      i swear to god that better be a real moustache you had in the video.

    • Megan Elbel
      Megan Elbel 3 days ago

      My dog Parker is a Lvl 44 Paladin with 141 HP. Thank you, Brian.

    • Maximilian Cooke
      Maximilian Cooke 4 days ago

      :C why not put the table and the blank form all on one PDF. I'm not a ranger. This is a lot of work!

    • T h I c C B u R g E r
      T h I c C B u R g E r 4 days ago

      You include Millennial plants, but not the Gen Z pet rocks? AGEIST! AGEIST! AGEIST!

  • Rouge Cur
    Rouge Cur 23 minutes ago

    After a week of treacherous observation, I have determined my dear pet’s stats.
    Name: Layla
    Gender: Female
    Type: Dog
    Class: Paladin
    General: 30
    Vocalizations: 20
    Grooming: 29
    Paladin: 190 (she’s a good girl)
    Final total: 269
    Pet LVL: 77
    HP: 300
    I feel as if I have grown ever closer to my sweet Golden Lab. She is sleeping at the end of my bed and is just the cutest (definitely not a cleric tho)

  • Qiang Huangsha
    Qiang Huangsha 38 minutes ago

    didnt come here to watch you awkwardly flirt with an asian girl

  • GoldenWarrior859
    GoldenWarrior859 Hour ago

    I am sorry but can I get the name of that sick song playing at the beginning

  • Bacon Invader
    Bacon Invader Hour ago

    "Science shouldn't be easy, it should be correct."

  • Ty Evans
    Ty Evans Hour ago

    Okay. Thought he meant horsepower.

  • EMISUCHI 21
    EMISUCHI 21 Hour ago

    are we just not going to ask why there's a skeleton hanging upside in his house?

  • King Willow
    King Willow 2 hours ago

    My rabbit is a Barbarian, I probably should’ve seen that coming

  • Anas Bahi
    Anas Bahi 3 hours ago

    Please help me out, what's the into music

  • darkdeifan
    darkdeifan 4 hours ago

    whats that shieldon doing in "reptiles" dinosaurs? aren´t reptiles
    and entei looks more like a lion? but thats my opinion
    Anyaway loved the videos, thanks for making me laugh and giving me something to do when I´m bored

  • Bri Fitz
    Bri Fitz 6 hours ago

    I definitely turn to pets to fill the void. Also plants, but I don't raise them!

  • PangoPixel
    PangoPixel 7 hours ago

    Well obviously you were spotted in the ghillie suit. It didn't match your environment and Zuko was affected by your presence. Next time you should try the dining room chair ghillie suit.

  • Snerk Bean
    Snerk Bean 8 hours ago

    Zuko: meows like an old smoker
    Me: “that’s rough buddy”

  • Ninetails
    Ninetails 8 hours ago

    "He loves me with all my heart, and i love him as much."
    *Brings cat closer*
    *Cat pushes away*
    "Nyeorh!"

  • anthpo
    anthpo 9 hours ago

    This is my new favorite video.

  • Niskis
    Niskis 13 hours ago

    *Puts Wailord under fish and not mammals*
    reeeeee

  • alphapuggirl120
    alphapuggirl120 14 hours ago

    Dope vid! brought me though a phat ass panic attack! love u brian! 😘

  • Jilly Bear
    Jilly Bear 15 hours ago

    I just realized how addictively i watch polygon videos and im not subscribed

  • Alex Holland
    Alex Holland 16 hours ago

    i keep forgetting that this entire video is a joke, so i was really caught off guard by "it's a fucking whale"

  • Benjamin French
    Benjamin French 17 hours ago

    Hey BDG, you should calculate the cost-benefit ratio for every evil company in video games who makes a zombie virus. Or at least just Umbrella from Resident Evil. I mean, why else would you make zombies if not for some kind of tangible profit.

  • auston Helms
    auston Helms 17 hours ago

    And one is a FUCKIN WHALE

  • Maria Salter
    Maria Salter 18 hours ago

    My betta fish got 1812 hit points - the calculations had classified him as level 510.

    I have a very active fish apparently.

  • 123seven3
    123seven3 18 hours ago

    My pet's HP is 0. :(

  • Jacqueline Harkiss
    Jacqueline Harkiss 19 hours ago

    my dog doesnt fit into any of the categories :((( I've never played DnD, what class would it be for somebody who is anxious, needy , jealous and bitter but also cute enough to get away with it

  • jc feels anxious
    jc feels anxious 19 hours ago

    Probably been said already but I would die for zuko

  • Hyago Lucas
    Hyago Lucas 20 hours ago

    oh my god i love him

  • History and Philosophy
    History and Philosophy 20 hours ago +1

    What is the song he uses in the intro?

    • Alex Juarez
      Alex Juarez 18 hours ago

      History and Philosophy same man, I want to know

  • Stalin ,exe
    Stalin ,exe 20 hours ago

    Suggestion for a video topic. Scientifically proving where video game icons lie on the political spectrum

  • Camila Huidobro Marin
    Camila Huidobro Marin 20 hours ago

    So I did the calculations, my barbarian cat Ziggy is lvl 40 (and Cleric lvl 18, he is an hybrid class) with 259HP and my Ranger bearded dragon Misty is lvl 22 with 235HP
    very useful formula, I will continue leveling up both of my babies

  • Mr. Human
    Mr. Human 21 hour ago

    Seriously, why does this guy look like me?

  • Dylan J Media
    Dylan J Media 21 hour ago

    My zucchini plant is a paladin



    it made a zucchini that was as large as my arm lol

  • CSG
    CSG 22 hours ago +2

    It’d be cool if you did an Unraveled on Skylanders. Not sure what you’d do, but there are plenty of characters.

  • false name
    false name 23 hours ago

    _You don't need all this math! One hit = -1 hp. Just count how many punches it takes for your dog to _*_die._*

  • Phalc
    Phalc 23 hours ago

    jesus 156 hp for my chihuauah while hes sleeping on me for hours on end

  • Caitlyn J
    Caitlyn J Day ago

    I LOVE ZUKO, THE BAGEL BOI. CAN YOU PLEASE MAKE HIM YOUR PERMANENT PARTNER?!

  • TheHolyMage
    TheHolyMage Day ago

    Wait, isn't wailord a mammal, not a fish?

  • crypticenby
    crypticenby Day ago

    please find out which character in overwatch is most likely to commit a felony and get caught committing said felony

  • QuerinosaGreen
    QuerinosaGreen Day ago

    a cat got 9 HP lmao

  • W Bizzell
    W Bizzell Day ago

    The people need to know, Brian: Which Final Fantasy protag/main character is the most dateable?

  • hannah cook
    hannah cook Day ago

    my 20 pound chiweenie is a barbarian. she is a tank and has no manners wow i never knew i needed this

  • Ethan McBride
    Ethan McBride Day ago

    Homeboy just wanted an excuse to put that putty tat on Camera

  • Fozzy Bear
    Fozzy Bear Day ago

    A tabaxi barbarian? Interesting

  • Anime Logic
    Anime Logic Day ago

    My pet rock feels left out

  • Tom Jones
    Tom Jones Day ago

    we also learned that important lesson about not holding a cat too close to your face

  • rickyx cimax
    rickyx cimax Day ago

    so, like, nobody noticed that HP = bum?
    no?
    well, now you know :D

  • Nick
    Nick Day ago

    Where is my pokemon ranked by edibility bdg, I need the knowledge please

  • Chris Davis
    Chris Davis Day ago

    Idk why bit i really wanna an unravelled where the whole thing is written to make like shuckel or some other meme pokemon to be mathematically the best out of all 900

  • marella;
    marella; Day ago

    i think i am a paladin..

  • Conor Cadigan
    Conor Cadigan Day ago

    i’d just like to point out that BDG decided Arceus is a horse

  • Conor Cadigan
    Conor Cadigan Day ago

    i’d just like to point out that BDG decided Arceus is a horse

  • George Calma
    George Calma Day ago

    Do a research about pokemon edibility.

  • Marty Herrick
    Marty Herrick Day ago

    Definitely calculating the HP of the spider that makes its web in front of my door every night.

  • Kylie Ross
    Kylie Ross Day ago

    Where's the cat's scar?

  • Savage_Sandvich
    Savage_Sandvich Day ago

    Every pokemon ranked from least to most edble

  • Francesca Arco
    Francesca Arco Day ago

    What the hell is in his mug in the beginning?

  • Eleanor Smith
    Eleanor Smith Day ago

    Finally another cat that makes the same ungodly noises as mine

  • Derpion the Derpy

    Ya done messed up double on Bug, Brian. Not only is the text wrong, Yanmega isn't the Bug type with the highest HP! It's Buzzwole!

  • Joshua Colpron
    Joshua Colpron Day ago

    im so attracted to Brian

  • The Void Priest
    The Void Priest Day ago

    He never actually found / gave the number / HP of his cat?

  • Redlegendz
    Redlegendz Day ago

    My cat is a fricken ranger