What If Hasan Were King Of America? | Deep Cuts | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

  • Published on Nov 14, 2019
  • On the latest Deep Cuts, Hasan contemplates what he would do if he were somehow named "King of America." Hasan also talks pizza toppings, goes on the record about one thing he couldn't do as a kid that he'll let his daughter do, and thinks about what his Super Sweet 16 birthday party would have been like. Hasan then shares some quality time helping out his best friend Eddie.
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Comments • 672

  • Ananda Dickens
    Ananda Dickens 7 hours ago

    I can realate my birthday is the 23rd of September too and 2001 was when i was born😂.

  • Ben G
    Ben G Day ago

    Umm, superbowl is NOT a thing anymore Hassan. That's something our grand parents and old uncles do. lol

  • Tsukk
    Tsukk Day ago

    Dude, my mom didn't let me watch the Simpsons as a kid either and we are from Spain.

  • Christopher Hernandez

    The dude asking the “king of America” question was pissed off and SAD .

  • Faisal
    Faisal 3 days ago

    Pizza Hut, sponsor him

  • Feel English
    Feel English 4 days ago +1

    Why these are not in Netflix?

  • Josef Saknikent
    Josef Saknikent 4 days ago

    Im Native and i don't celebrate happy thanks taking. So ill start X-mas when i want. Ok 👌

  • AndPeggy
    AndPeggy 5 days ago +3

    when an uncle comes:
    Hasan: makes joke about porn
    Hasan after: "Its a joke its a joke I SWEAR UNLE>

    TENDER CARTOONS 5 days ago

    what the fuction of that Guillotine looking like thing (the thing Hassan is asked to hold before and after the show )

  • Nyssa Elise
    Nyssa Elise 7 days ago +2

    I’m the same age and was banned from watching the Simpson’s too lol then years later my parents actively look to find it for my nieces...

  • dujana's creations
    dujana's creations 7 days ago

    This was the best, 😂😂😂👍

  • muhammed fx
    muhammed fx 9 days ago


  • S Ali
    S Ali 9 days ago

    uhhhhhhhh... hasan my dude we muslims believe in adam and eve too!

  • moreno franco
    moreno franco 9 days ago

    HASAN! Deep Cuts HAS to be longer! Beautiful!

  • applespiderx
    applespiderx 9 days ago

    You never tried domino’s with ranch dressing feta cheese and pineapple and jalapeño

  • Austin Thompson
    Austin Thompson 11 days ago


  • Fajar Setiawan
    Fajar Setiawan 11 days ago

    It's apparent that the audience is so diverse. The aforementioned names are of different ethnicity and origins, and not just plain "Jennifer" or "Chad".

  • Nia Pgn
    Nia Pgn 11 days ago +1

    We’re staying here until we get this right

  • Anika A
    Anika A 11 days ago

    his audience laughs at everything, even when its not funny

  • vrnk. jrk
    vrnk. jrk 11 days ago

    How did I just now realise Hasan and I have the same birthday lol

  • B Jay
    B Jay 11 days ago

    What If Hasan Were King Of America?
    Ans : He will forcefully convert 2/5 of american to Muslim, kill 1/5 of american and drive away 1/5 from this country.

  • Yougant S
    Yougant S 12 days ago +1

    It protec
    It attac
    But most importantly
    Cheezy Cheat Pizza is bacc

    You can order it now..

  • shaghayegh manesh
    shaghayegh manesh 12 days ago

    what volume and which episode?

  • Goth Royalty
    Goth Royalty 12 days ago


  • Ayana Sirpaul
    Ayana Sirpaul 12 days ago

    HASAN MINAJ FOR PRESIDENT! I'll make the pins.

  • Carbon K
    Carbon K 12 days ago +1

    Low key Eddie made Hasan hold the thing because he got sick of him going overtime with the deep cuts so what best way to end it then to make him do the clap thing

  • Aruna Vaidyanathan
    Aruna Vaidyanathan 14 days ago +1

    EDDIE: Five minutes Hasan
    HASAN : Daddy (that's what it sounded like) This is serious conversation about pizza.

  • Megan Belmont
    Megan Belmont 15 days ago

    I'll decorate for the holidays when I want!

  • Karins Hadi
    Karins Hadi 15 days ago +2

    8:29 his Indian accent came out lmao

  • SquareB0t
    SquareB0t 16 days ago +2

    The thing Hasan is holding at the beginning is called a Clapperboard. They are used to ensure proper syncing of the audio and video tracks during editing.

    Took me like 10 minutes trying to search "film director time card slam-thing."

  • Max Aggropop
    Max Aggropop 16 days ago

    my grandpa hated the simpsons, because they didn't look like real people. i was like...THAT is your problem??? okay.

  • Rayne Weber
    Rayne Weber 16 days ago

    I make cheez it pizza on the reg. It is totally back

  • Lachlan McNicol
    Lachlan McNicol 16 days ago

    Mars was The Garden of Eden

  • Hajira Shoaib
    Hajira Shoaib 17 days ago

    The Simpson thing ...... STILL HAPPING MAN !! LOL

  • Jonathan Flora
    Jonathan Flora 17 days ago +2

    I remember my mom threatening to throw out The Simpsons board game my brothers and I received at Christmas(from an Uncle in Portland) way back in the 90s. The only channel we could ever pick up was PBS, and even then my parents were suspicious of Bart's evil influence.

  • mimma931109
    mimma931109 17 days ago

    if it makes u feel any better my birthday is on the 11th of september...yeah let that sink in
    edit: my last name is a khan jbtw

  • maheen naz
    maheen naz 18 days ago

    6:32 ... the instant regret ☻☻

  • Steph P
    Steph P 18 days ago

    That's amazing! I have Hasan's permission to start celebrating Christmas in October!!!!!! Sorry everyone

  • Nikki Onyemma
    Nikki Onyemma 18 days ago +1

    Why is he taking the PizzaHut thing so seriously 😂

  • Kat
    Kat 18 days ago +2

    HASAN IS A HOTTIE, and I wasn’t allowed to watch the Simpsons either

  • ladooshopprincess
    ladooshopprincess 18 days ago

    OMG I WASNT THE ONLY ONE!!!! My mom wouldnt let me watch the simpsons either!!!!! I had to sneak watch it! That’s hilarious!!!!!🤣🤣🤣

    KYROS CELL SIRUV 18 days ago

    @2.37 it was the exact same thing I thought of too!! Except when the humans from Mars wanted to migrate to earth, they sent a metoer like missile and killed the dinosaurs. After that they sent the kids (trained with survival skills) instead for a fresh start so there won't be any adult influence who fucked up mars in the beginning.

  • Eric Hanson
    Eric Hanson 19 days ago

    "Five minutes, Hasan. Five"

    Damn, that guy seemed remarkably confident interrupting his boss while he was speaking.

    Also, man, if I was an executive at Pizza Hut, I would be super-mega hyped about this unrequested volunteer advertisement for the company in front of a huge audience (both in-person and on Netflix, plus TVclip). Both Patriot Act and the audience member who told Hasan the Cheez-It pizza is back REALLY need to get paid by Pizza Hut now--especially the audience guy.

  • Crushi .Music, Art & Love.

    eye wish! kool! 🧡 💛 💚 💙 💜 🖤 C R U S H I

  • Meagan Baker
    Meagan Baker 19 days ago

    I appreciate his hand movements so much.

  • Snorlaxxll
    Snorlaxxll 19 days ago

    I haven't laughed this hard in a while omg. Don't know why but I think it has do with the fact that the whole thing is so authentic.

  • Jamal Uddin
    Jamal Uddin 19 days ago

    Hey Hassan I've watched all your episodes every show is great with truth but the show with trump killing asylum that's fucked up. I have a idea maybe you can recommend to him or someone that can make the world a better place. Hows this idea.......deport all the hardcore criminals gangmembers. Killers. And ISIS members. And trade off the Guatemala s. Just bring in all the good folks and leave all criminals there let them battle it out. And tell trump to build a wall somewhere there so all the criminals are inclosed n leave no baby's n woman behind ....cause we wouldn't want to start future problems.

  • Mara Flowers
    Mara Flowers 19 days ago +1

    Try having a birthday ON 9/11.

  • halo merric
    halo merric 19 days ago

    Hasan should make an animated series of his upbringing...he do the voice over...❤
    He is dressed like cheese-it.

  • carmen dicent
    carmen dicent 19 days ago +1

    My parents let me watched the Simpsons and I still can't talk back to then. The power of the latino glare of I'm going to whoop your ass when we get home is too strong.

  • Das.angshuman
    Das.angshuman 19 days ago

    Hasan, plz do an episode on how scammers, mostly from India and Nigeria and possibly from other countries as well, are scamming people posing as IT help or as Tax collecting department. I myself is from India and a lot of people here in India dont know about this menace because the victims of these scamms are usually not from India. It brings shame to my country. So plz consider this idea for an episode on Patriots Act. BTW i liked your episode on Indian Political situation right before Indian elections. Keep up the good work and do consider the idea for an episode on scammers..

  • M R
    M R 19 days ago

    Is the cheez it pizza good?

  • Raea
    Raea 19 days ago

    Almost gave this a thumbs down because of the waiting until after thanksgiving to celebrate Christmas but the rest of this clip is gold so I didn’t lol

  • Heather T
    Heather T 19 days ago

    We didn't get the Simpsons in my hometown for a long time, but my (rural white) parents made sure to let me know that, from what they had seen on the news, the Simpsons was banned...

  • Jeanette Martinez
    Jeanette Martinez 19 days ago

    NoGo on #3 dogg

  • Josh Margolis
    Josh Margolis 19 days ago +3

    3:00 she got her question from a meme going around lol

  • Mr. PAX WR
    Mr. PAX WR 19 days ago

    Hi, Hasan. Thank you for the passion & hard work towards humanity. I've seen both Indian Elections & Update on that video. I felt sad after watching that. The titles they gave you are the same like everybody get awarded if they criticize the ruling party. Also another video you made on game developers & how gaming companies are treating them has changed my view. Speaking of games, I've been playing a mobile game since 2 1/2 years. Game is known as " War Robots " which is made by a Russian gaming company " Pixonic ". I've never seen unity in the player community. It's a mixture of Pay to Win, Pocket Change, Free Players, Cheaters. I was really amazed that how player community stood up for each other against EA about Loot Box System. Now there is a different culture going on in mobile gaming industry in the name of GACHA (Inspired from a Japanese game GOTCHA). A controlled environment of Randomness to milk money just like gambling. Please go through the video & let the world know how dangerous GACHA is. A video made by one of my In - game friends regarding the Dark Side of GACHA where CPO of Pixonic himself accepting it's gambling mechanic : tvclip.biz/video/tjEtIcs5vs8/video.html. Thank You.

  • tedmich
    tedmich 20 days ago

    Cheese-It pizza??? It has NO SAUCE, its a floppy orange cheese blintz with crappy dipping sauce.

  • Chaitanya Aluri
    Chaitanya Aluri 20 days ago

    Do an episode on Venezuela crisis.

  • melvina628
    melvina628 20 days ago

    2:37 Yes, I have thought that, but without the religion element. Are we really the only people who managed to travel to another planet? That's about as self-centered as still believing that the the sun rotates around earth.
    10:32 The slate is held upside down at the end of the shot to visually let editing know that this slate is a tail slate, and is to be synched accordingly. Then, the slate is held right-side-up so editing can properly read what is written on that slate, and record that information for their library files. Anyone who doesn't do that is holding up production, and should be immediately replaced.