My first (and last) Tinder experience
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MY advice to all of you: meeting people in real life is soooooo much better than online. It might workout for you online, I'm sure there are a lot of happy people.
But... when it goes wrong. It REALLY goes wrong...
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"If you ask me what I want to do, the answer is 'I'd like to stay home, please' like... 9 out of... 8 times."
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*_SAME_*
Honestly thought the “storage” room was going to be a sex dungeon, but the decapitated dolls were much worse.
And here my friend met two beautiful girls on there and somehow ended up having a threesome when they all kinda fell into meeting up together. At least he got something out of it but they weren't marriage material unfortunately, you know the kind of women that just um...want to be taken care of and have you hold their shopping bags while they shop with your money.
Another friend kept matching with quite the odd folk including an obvious transwoman, which hey I got no problem with that but he seemed defeated at that point, they just weren't his cup of tea. And then the non-tinder alright gals (that really only want the d it seems) somehow end up being weird and getting bored in the end, go figure.
As a sickly potato I thought I'd never find anyone that would tolerate me but apparently I ended with the first guy I met on some online game and really hated at first, when I was 12. Our parents finally allowed us to meet in person when we were 17 and turns out we were compatible and even owned the exact same backpack, woo cray. We've been together so long we don't even remember our anniversary or what would count as one, oh well. Since I didn't die, we're still together and to this day I love him unconditionally, but he's still a jerk every once in awhile (like everyday~). How this happened, I do not know... I got lucky but feel I don't deserve it.
I didn’t want to do that I wanted to go home😔😂😂😂😂😂
I met my boyfriend on Tinder and I was on the app for maybe two or three weeks. It is possible to find someone great. We had an automatic connection. I thank God for dating apps because if there weren't dating apps, then I would most definitely be single because I am super shy when it comes to dating. Don't ever feel ashamed of using a dating app because it does work for people. I could see myself being with him forever.
lmaooooo I laughed way too hard oh my gosh
I have to say thank you for this video. I've been conflicted on dating apps for awhile
Lol, 🤣
there also connecting single you could try I don't try tinder becuz I heard there were story about people hooking up with other ppl just for one night stand and my family just says don't do it or you get disowned I like really...so best any dude or gal should head to connecting single look it up...you find your babe or guy on there in local or country listing its everywhere and its free...
Never related so hard to something in my life. Last tinder date? Yuck!
HAHAHAHA, good creepy story!
“Who would do such a thing” (PAH JAKE PAUL) BAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
I'm alergic to cats
My room is the exact same way but only instead of tangled it's star wars and science
I dunno, not a dealbreaker. People collect stuff. Look at all those weird ass men that collect warhammer dolls. *cough* action figures.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, hell no rick and morty isn't overrated don't think I didn't catch that. 🙃
Too funny!!!
It’s worth it so taste it.
😅Tinder whores?!!!
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I just feel bad for the cat
New subscriber n I gotta say I'm very happy with this channel!!! Keep going with whatever you wanna talk about funny asf I'm in lol
Sea rabbit copy
i have never laughed this hard before
6:55 made me subscribe 😂
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1:06 "Tinder horror stories"? Or "Tinder whore stories"?
8/7 like, i mean, u know.
and such brilliant minds live in japan. great
"Do not use dating apps" or just be assertive. :)
If this isn't exaggerated then you had super bad luck!
I've never had a bad date on dating apps! Pretty normal ladies so far! Heck I even met my current partner online.
Although I never ever had a date through tinder! For some reason every match was either a self absorbed bitch or a spam bot!
But OkCupid and a few others were very ok.
Pump and dump
That's entertaining, but really fairly tame. For me, the craziest dating situations were always people I met offline. Online dating was usually more boring than anything. You meet and realize you don't really have much in common, politely leave after lunch or whatever and a little mildly awkward small talk, and never contact each other again.
*...but did he get the dessert?*
😂
Even if this story is fake it’s still hella entertaining lol
"They might be normal
But the might skin me alive
Eh"
He is like
"What I have to lose
Win win situation"
Probably gonna sub after this one itself LOL
Wow, you're hilarious!
I met my bf from tinder 2.5yrs ago and everything seems to work out fine The . We both have good career, we’re independent and have our stuff together. We’re both growing as a couple and went through life struggles as a team and I’m actually grateful that we’ve met each other. We love each other deeply, we respect each other’s differences and support each other to allow ourselves to grow and be a better version of ourselves.
I think sometimes it’s the way we put ourselves out there that attracts the wrong person. You just have to be smarter about it and know your value as a person. We all have our eccentricities and we just have to find that person who can tolerate your qualities. Enjoy life while you can but set boundaries and have self respect.
But could have got laid, the crazier the kinkier
This was awesome
I’ll believe you if you believe me that I did CPR on a worm today
But was she cute tho
Dude this is worthless banter
at least the cat SAVEd u
That pinnocio (spell check) bit got me so good I subscribed
This story is pretty tame for what the rest of us guys have probably experienced on dating apps. Am I right or what fellas?
Moral of the story, if you meet someone, ever, in person or online, just... don't fucking go to their house XD
At least until you've been in consistent contact for a few months.
Always stay in a public setting, and you (should) be safe.
And when you do go to someone's house, and you get a bad vibe, NEVER PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN
This has been advice from a random who has never dated online before.
Enjoy your day.
If you're a straight woman perhaps, but if you're a straight guy you don't have that much to worry about. Woman murderers and rapists are pretty rare, so unless they have a huge murderous, ex boyfriend or husband they didn't mention a guy won't be in much danger.
So... What was she saying to them?
ok
I was catfished my first date..never again
This literally gave me chills uughhhgh
OMG I have not laughed this hard at a video in along time thank you
Don't worry it took me 7 girls to find my first girlfriend and to be done with that app
just found your channel... lol sry.. love the vids.
Even if this is fake I dont care this was hilarious as fuck lol
Crazy date better than no matches lol
I remember the original upload...
2:18 DANG!!!
OMG!! SO FUNNY!! LOL
Maybe she just was autistic
I was LITERALLY cry laughing this whole video.😂😂😂
It took me a moment to collect myself enough just to be able to write this comment.
You are HILARIOUS!!!!
I'd honestly still date her
Woah. Nothing wrong with dating apps or meeting up with people you met online. Especially now that they're far more ubiquitous. Years ago, the percentage of strange and desperate people on them was definitely much higher. Just use them safely. Always meet in a bright, populated area. Make sure you know your exit routes; more than just "multiple exits." Think about how you're getting home. Make sure someone knows where you are. Do so in a way that's visible to the person you're meeting. It's generally really easy to do smoothly: "Sure, let me just let my friend know we're going to get a drink so I can't meet up later." And don't go somewhere unknown, alone, with someone you just met, especially if you have a bad feeling! Also, meeting as part of a group is a great idea. That same situation would not have happened for a number of reasons on a group date. And it would have probably been less awkward.
That repunzel chick was my mom....ive always wondered why I'm half Japanese half animation
Super long story: TLDR: Don't use dating apps unless you know you're attractive or wealthy.
You know my Tinder story? It applies to almost every dating app I've used as well. I'll break it up into several parts:
I was gonna say this is Joseph Campbell's "A hero's Journey" - 2018 version, but you haven't gotten through the last part of the arc yet. The one where you stop caring for any knocks, blows and other external factors and learn to just take it in stride while making your way to the end-goal, whatever that is.
The fact is you could die tomorrow or in ten years, but the question is what you'll be looking back on when you get there.
If you haven't done so, consider changing the small things you do every day because they affect your subconscious in myriad small ways, and it affects your conscious thinking. Anything from the food you eat, exercising, smoking, drinking, *porn* , activities you immerse yourself in, to the problems that bother you routinely. Examine what you could improve or cut out entirely. Also examine what you can add to your life that might offer an improvement. The reason I'm stating this is that you mentioned living a sedentary lifestyle combined with junk food which, IMO, leads to depression and/or mental health issues.
By making these small but compounding changes, you are actively taking control and transforming your life into what you want it to be. Once you've got that level of control, you can starting setting up some higher goals. A light to guide you through the darkness.
Most importantly, don't take any of what I (or anyone else) said as fact and research and think for yourself. Best of luck to ya.
P.S. Your dad made his own life choices and he is the person who bears responsibility for them. Do not allow people to guilt trip you with their own inadequacies and mistakes.
Just commenting so i can refer to this guide at a later date. Currently on the, "wasting a year of college" part. everything is exactly accurate thus far
Thanks, I appreciate the feedback. I'm not particularly fond of general platitudes and wishful thinking, just because it seems a bit irresponsible to give people false hope. And yet all of my interactions with people would lead them to believe I am a happy optimist and that I am constantly only seeing the good in everything. I mean, in all fairness, I could die today or tomorrow in an accident, and even before me, several much better people have already died without romance in their lives, so it's not like I am hopeless, but it's not like the world owes me anything. I think I just wanted to unload my frustrations with myself, so I'm glad at least someone out there bothered to read it and even reply.
I think you have plenty of desirable traits for a woman to be interested being in a relationship with you, and you will come across one who doesn’t mind ‘looks’ and other things. If you want to enjoy your life, you put the things that matter to you and that you love at the fore, and you’re already magnetic. It’s easy isn’t it. Unattractive is doing things in your life for the wrong reasons, who wants to be with a person who wallows and gives out their frustrations blindly to the world... I vaguely sense you’re a good person, and smart, so you’ll be FINE. Enjoy your time and feel free to shout back at the world anytime.
With all of the change in the man's life, he, now 26, decided to try dating apps just because why the hell not? He already knew he'd mostly be engrossed in work and not have time to really go out and do anything, plus, he wasn't truly fond of or passionately interested in anything in particular. Needless to say it's been about 6 months (where the 26-27 years originally stated comes into play) and the man has had absolutely no real matches on a single dating app. Not Tinder, Plenty of Fish, Coffee Meets Bagel, etc... I've tried them all and all to no avail. Spoilers, I am "the protagonist", that was [part of] MY life's story. Fuck everything, fuck my life, at least I'm somewhat content with my life right now but fuck love, fuck romance and romantic feelings and fuck attraction.
That’s wired asf
Doesn't clean the litterbox...as someone who's had cats my entire life and currently have two, that is NASTY! And its really neglectful to the cat. How would she like to use a toilet that's overflowing with shit and piss? I scoop my cats' litterbox twice a day, and even give it a real proper cleaning with baking soda and bleach once a month. This girl is just nasty...and lazy. Forget the creepy Rapunzel crap, THAT is the real reason to stay away from her
She liked head, what's bad with that? Lol
You need an HBO special or something. Dude you're great story teller.
Black mirror episode on TVclip
*_You like marbles?_*
Yea I got so much... stuff out of those apps, including my gf.
3:27 nice butt
my TINDER STORY:me:wanna have sex?
her:why not?
me:where?:
her:at my place i am tranny is this ok?
me:DELETES TINDER
Something like this happened to me too( kinda catfish ---- I mean he was photogenic!!! even his voice was different) long story short I was very disappointed when I met him( this is when you really start hating Photoshop)
3yrs for me in Japan (when I lived there) Do you speak Japanese fluently?
„Lets just have some Dinner, nice conversation“ *rick and morty is overrated* lmao 😂
Huh
U might be joking
I literally died laughing at work when you said she was my type lik hhehhhhhhhhhgg
This actually killed me, inta-subscribe from me :D
Dude, you're a great storyteller! this video had me in stiches!!
This happened to me on local site called RSVP. the girl looked a blonde bombshell in her profile photo, this was taken 5 years prior to huge obesity odessy. When I got I to her place I thought the person I met was her sister or a large friend, but no it was her. I had too really squint to reconcile her photo to what was before me. We went to the local pub and I just smashed vodkas until she looked like the photo then we went back her place. Long story short I fucked her. She was a whole lotta Rosie
Lol! I love this story and all the animations!
I've seen Return to Oz, is that what the hell was going on???
The cat l we all float down here” hahahah
This guy is a great storyteller. I was 100% invested. I actually felt pretty sick when he described the Rapunzel heads. Don't know why. I really got creeped out.
Am to ugly for Tinder. So being ugly is sometimes a blessing and a curse it seems.
Am I the only one who thinks this guy looks like a fusion of James and Jaiden?
Lol do u know where saitama is?
_I am glad that TVclip didn't stop recommending this too me_
how do you even come up with this kinda shit?
i have yet to try tinder i'm now giving it second thought's
Who else immeditaly knew this would get creepy as soon as he said he was in japan
You Sound Like James From TheOdd1sOut.
That's y I always facetime, I aint got time for girls that have a couple screws loose.
This is the only video I've liked in months on TVclip.
I feel sorry for the cat. Having to poop into its own poop, and she never cleans up the mess = YUK !
She sounds completely normal to me. Now if she had REAL dead human heads on her closet shelf, then I would advise her to lay off on the caffeine as they were having an effect on her, but that would be cool with me too. But then again, you should see the crazy shit that's in MY storage closet.
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