My first (and last) Tinder experience

Loooool that’s my number one fear xD because I look way better in pictures and I’m afraid men feel catfishes hahahaha

lmao i really enjoyed this story , cracked me up a bunch of times :D Thanks

0:43 Nani????

2017 Alex: Just meet up new people on your local library.
2019 Netflix: YOU

Oh My Lord!
You so awesoommmmmeeee! So cool guy!
Instant sub!
(In case you're weirded out by the 2nd line, it's Erold's friend, Xenon)

Omg this story is amazing

7:16 honestly ...... i love the libary but "YOU" scared me lol

Pussy 🐱

Tinder horror, BJs, coke and threats of violence:
One guy was really hot, wanted to meet up... like he was a model, probs fake pics, then told me I’d have to meet his friend first and give him a BJ for a bag of coke so me and him could have coke sex??? I told him “ I think your the ‘friend’ n u just want a BJ” and he blocked me. Hahah.
Another guy on tinder started trying to talk to me, added each other on Snapchat but he fell into lust with me so quickly, I felt creeped out. I didn’t respond so quickly anymore, then he told me he hopes I get bashed at my work (I’m a registered nurse - mental health) then sent me a picture of his hard dick... first time I had seen it btw. I told him he proved my suspicions and I dodged a bullet.
But I have met some really great guys too. It’s just being safe and getting to know them before u meet.

Hello Alex,
maybe you can explain something to me?
Why is the title of your video in German?
Does TVclip some kind of autotranslate ?
Is this a thing?
Here a screenshot to show what I mean
drive.google.com/file/d/16b7Ww0ES17EWBLvc_omLU0fB8P4v6YdR/view?usp=drivesdk

LoooooooL

WOW! UNREAL! thanks and WOW! be careful out there. {and why do you live in Japan, just curious}

Rick and Morty is overrated

Lol So true!! I went out with a girl I met online, she was smokin hot in her pictures, and really funny.. we set a time to meet she showed up 30 minutes late when I saw her she was the same girl kinda, however she had to of been 15 years older in person and she most definitely used some strong filters on her pictures.
I have learned after a few more dates that the majority of woman online are in it for a free meal or drinks and 90% are semi cat fishing.

Wait.... are you telling me you didn’t smash?

5:50 🥺😨😱

Just look at that “original” art style
The blank background
The totally new story time TVclip
How original

3:06

and i was like pfft oh yeah sureee BOOP

I would have still gone for it.

Joined Tinder a few weeks ago, had this exact same experience (except I made an excuse after an hour and left), then removed my account.

You lost me at the pink house in tokyo😂

Lmao ya like marbles?

I have friends who sit in mocking judgement of the guys they meet on-line. Do better, guys.

I didn't think I would laugh this hard. Damn, that sucks man.

Thanks for the nightmare fuel.
Thanks a *LOT*

Well listening to this I just keep wondering, because she was so obsessed about the color, do you think she has chosen to live in that building because it was pink or did she painted the hole thing by herself?

I’m in college and everyone has tinder but I only match with people from my college

I just watched half of the Tangled movie with my daughter, put her down for her afternoon nap and then watched this video... I'm not sure if I can watch the second half now...

I just noticed the bee sentence and how they shouldn't be able to fly. A bee rotates its wings instead of flapping them (kinda) like other insects do. That's how they fly

I was thinking (after my strong impulse to wanna rescue that poor cat), wow that's so weird... and realized I talk to my snake all the time, and he technically doesn't have ears. So... yeah. Never mind.

Sorry for your experience but this was hilarious! I was laughing so hard I had to stop the video because I was driving and didn't want to crash.

I agree with this video. It's like the Craigslist horror stories from Mr. Nightmare.

"Would you like to come home for some desert?"
Ummmmmmmm if its that easy then RUN AWAY

Lol

“Young and full of dreams”
“Don’t touch me”
Me

Ive never been to a date ever U would do anything to meet anyone I would never do this. Ever. Id do anything to get anything. I just fuck up all conversations they never lead to anything. Youre shallow af

She was just trolling you, little scary pussy.

At least there's someone who's like me... I just like to stay at home... I'm from a tropical country... and I like to stay indoors in comfortable clothes... probably have the ac on... and stay away from all the sweat and dirt and smoke outdoors... surfing TVclip or buzzfeed or something... like seriously... I only go out when i HAVE to... school or stuff... and I see people everywhere just roaming around outside... getting into relationships and just going to thousands of places to hang out and click pictures.. it's weird for me... why not get comfortable at home and watch a movie ????

I can not believe this story. I can not. I can not. I can not.

😂😂😂😂😂

Not gonna lie, I'd still be into that girl. Maybe more so if she has issues

That weirdo of a tinder user wich you met sounds lile a serial killer from the doll part

3:50 In Tokyo where every building is grey or brown
*shows a picture with a bunch of colored buildings*

0:43, that thing at the bottom right corner..............


What is that?

Evil Voice* “Do you want to see?”👹

That Pinocchio 🤥joke was fucking hilarious 🤣

bro, wth is up with the tags of this vid, odd1sout, jaiden animations, drawwithjazza, bruh!

I'd have just run out

"Photoshop" Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! Pfft 🤣

...w...t.....f.... that girl is fucked up....

Hardest laught I had for a while

Mother of god get yo ass outta there

I do not date anymore. I do not even have friends. Humans are a bunch of backstabbing, using, hateful, bigots that will betray you and abandon you in the most painful way after emotionally destroying you. I am rather frightened of humans. Their hate is unpredictable and uncontrollable.

That's weird. I would have stayed though haha.

Uh well,Ithought the storage room would be full of cat poops.:3

I would talk to people at my local library after watching "You" on netflix

Yes staying home is the best

meanwhile I can't even get a Tinder match

"To your local library"...
Yeah the You tv show kind of ruined that for everyone

LoL this so funny!

I like marbles

Been there, experienced that !! Supposedly good looking, educated woman = absolute psycho !!!

Shallow Jerk FTW ;) xD

5:13 thanos in the closet lmao

Have you seen the movie "audition"

It wasn't that funny. It was much more disturbing. Why did it take you so long to leave? Whyyyy????

rick and morty is overrated

She was probably (hopefully) someone who maybe repaints dolls??? But then again you would probably have seen the finished dolls?????? I have no idea how to react to this
NO NEVERMIND

At first, I thought that in the ''storage room'' there would be all the cat's poop but I guess I was being too positive.

Abort mission. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

It sounds like Tinder is an adventure into the surreal.

What a Hell,

I’d still have hit it

i dont even know how y'all always end up even going on dates all the girls i message with stop writing back at some point

One time me and a tinder date were having hotdogs for dinner and she ate most of it but hadn’t touched it for a while so I said I’d go wash up real quick. So a few minutes later she asks where the hotdog was and I said oh I chucked it in the bin AND she said if I would mind if she went and got it out of the trash. True story

Omg 😂😂😂😂😂

Seems like a normal tinder date to me.

Excuse me but WAT?!?!

This was awesome. Your animations was amazing and your a great story teller 😊

Tinder sucks. First and only date was a complete flop. Sure it was her, maybe twenty years and forty pounds later, with adult braces. We passed in an alley and I had the opportunity to just keep walking but my decent side thought I should say hello. She was a nice person but it was quite disappointing.

7:15 and then after that, get obsessed and start stalking her/him until you finally end up killing your date. Right Joe?

1:14 😂

I legit don't believe this story

Imagine a woman's bad Tinder experience

This is actually hilarious 😂. Omg that is so weird 😂.

You're on Tinder looking for gay dates?

Bruh I literally started drooling. I always drool when I laugh too hard.
When that first scribble drawing of her came up how you were comparing her to the cheeseburgers. That drawing. I lost it. 😂😭

I feel like thats me lmao

I met this one dude on tinder and his pics vs his face were much like your ad vs reality metaphor, but that wasn't the weird part. He brought his friend on the date. He ended being a giant jerk and so I started yakin with his friend and ended up dating his friend a few months later. Strange experience. He said he planned that all along but idk if I believe him. I'm no longer with his friend either. Air Force guys are ... Different.

I've met 2 persons from tinder and they were ok one it's my actual boyfriend now for almost 8 months... I guess I'm very lucky haha

My favorite Tinder story

Tinder is beyond shit, I meet girls much better offline. Tinder girls are dysfunctional .

OH..... CRAP....... Come ON!!!!
No I do not go on those "Dating sight things".
But This Tinder sounds like some Psychiatric Hospital that just opens its doors to let its Patients out for the weekend.
OHHHhhh Man this world is coming to an end...

You like marbles😂

I'm sorry but i laughed so much for this. Thank you.

My last name is Meyers

I’m like that but Batman not me talking to head thing but I do have a lot of Batman stuff

4:33 "huh" WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH SOO MUCH... lol

Someone call the mental hospital!

"we all float down here " hahaha