Valve's Most Shameful Disaster

  • Published on Sep 17, 2019
  • This is the greatest card game of All Time
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  • penguinz0
    penguinz0  Month ago +1108

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    • Gaben's Disciple
      Gaben's Disciple 9 days ago

      Mmmmm indeed, but do not forget all that our Lord has graced us with.

    • RightSnake
      RightSnake 17 days ago

      Just wanted to write that you should use this format more often. I know its not your style but at least from time to time, really refreshing after seeing John Wick talking about stuff so many times.

    • Jebidiah Kerbal
      Jebidiah Kerbal 29 days ago

      penguinz0 you forgot Ricochet scrub. That game was awful and valve knows it

    • JordyT1998
      JordyT1998 29 days ago

      Jvt PS :)

    • Jvt PS
      Jvt PS 29 days ago +1

      @JordyT1998 It's cool man. I was honestly just replying to the author of the video and failed to see your comment. I can understand the confused lol.

  • sporky peg
    sporky peg 12 hours ago +1

    90% of the comments are full of people begging for a update on tf2 and hoping valve can learn the letter three.

  • Thelemonses
    Thelemonses 4 days ago +1

    clearly you've never heard of ricochet because Artifact isn't valves only failure

  • DashFlash
    DashFlash 5 days ago +2

    90% of comments are about TF2

  • Zackery Huang
    Zackery Huang 7 days ago

    whats artifact

  • ShadowLover9158
    ShadowLover9158 8 days ago

    Why do you keep coming back to this!? im not saying stop shitting on it because i fucking love it when you shit on things that deserve it. but its super funny that you just keep coming back to this over and over lol

  • Matthew Nisbet
    Matthew Nisbet 9 days ago

    I didn't even know this game had been released.

  • BroccolliJay
    BroccolliJay 11 days ago +2

    Artifact? More like Stinkyfact


  • Cayy
    Cayy 12 days ago

    Valves next project should be.
    Half life 3
    the card game.

  • shyam sundar
    shyam sundar 12 days ago

    Moron fat GabeN deserves to lose money. Pathetic greedy piece of shit worked with greasy slimeball Richard Garfield on this hot garbage mess.

  • Lord Frost
    Lord Frost 15 days ago

    You forgot Blizzard. Up to Immortal you were NOT allowed to talk negatively about anything they've made.

  • SprongertheGreat
    SprongertheGreat 16 days ago

    and they still won't update TF2...

    CPI TANKER 17 days ago

    My main class is random crits

  • Solum
    Solum 18 days ago

    3:35 It's hilarious how everyone got super excited when they saw a new IP from Valve with the swelling music and all that, and then, 'The Dota trading card game' appeared, and everyone was instantly disappointed.

    ETERNOALBO 20 days ago

    Fix Techies please

  • DigitalNuggets
    DigitalNuggets 20 days ago

    "The most powerful card is credit card"

  • MilkPudding
    MilkPudding 20 days ago

    Watching this just made me realize how much Bethesda has fallen lol

  • Sipher117
    Sipher117 20 days ago

    The only way to recover from this is to release a sequel to any of the following games:
    1) Half-Life 2: Episode 2
    2) Portal 2
    3) Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
    4) Team Fortress 2
    5) Left 4 Dead 2
    6) Ricochet (the best Valve game)

  • ThomasEyeThink
    ThomasEyeThink 21 day ago

    Everyone: “Yes! A new VALVe game!”
    “A Dota Card game”
    Everyone: “oh wait nvm this is shit”

  • Hot-Headed Gladiator

    Artifact was a legitimately fun card game. I get the feeling most people didn't actually play it.

  • Robin Could
    Robin Could 21 day ago

    compia- competitors

  • Klas Linde
    Klas Linde 21 day ago

    Opened this video expecting Ricochet.
    I guess we don't talk about Ricochet...

  • Alexdgod
    Alexdgod 21 day ago

    bro artifacts issue was that it was several years late to card games.

  • A Random Pumkin
    A Random Pumkin 21 day ago


  • 10 Litres of family friendly content

    Dota underlords

  • nem tudom
    nem tudom 22 days ago

    5:35 CDPR. The witcher 3 had this issue with me. I critized it for having a kinda clunky combat system with great lore and music, and i was fuckin thrashed by everyone.

  • nem tudom
    nem tudom 22 days ago

    To be fair tho, Hearthstone used to be EVEN MORE lucrative, during its peak, a peak valve missed by like 4 YEARS! The card game trend died before artifact was even concieved, but it still happened, because of all the shit that gets cancelled inside valve, this drivel must have been that one thing that didn't. Half life 3 suffocated in its sleep, because they weren't satisfied with it, and THIS SHIT releases, like this?

  • Gargaduk
    Gargaduk 22 days ago


  • Franek Gozdecki
    Franek Gozdecki 22 days ago

    I mean I believe the biggest problem with Artifact is how Valve mocked us with this piece of shit. They basically released it in the month of Half-Life's 20th anniversary.

  • Anonym Cat
    Anonym Cat 22 days ago

    Forgot ricochet

  • Dan Miller
    Dan Miller 22 days ago +1

    Valve: "We used to makes games, now we make money."

  • Brix Trix
    Brix Trix 23 days ago

    are you forgetting ricochet

  • toothless toe
    toothless toe 23 days ago

    Gabe Newell looks like the fat version of John Lennon.

  • Ray14
    Ray14 23 days ago

    think of the TF2 localization files they could've updated instead of developing artifact...

  • Thomas Myers
    Thomas Myers 23 days ago

    Meh, Valve can go fuck themselves unless they make another great FPS game. I don’t give two shits about card games or MOBAs or whatever. I want an interesting narrative with creative and new game mechanics, not another card game.

  • TARINunit9
    TARINunit9 24 days ago

    Artifact is such a frustrating contradiction for me. Valve's policy has always been "our desks have wheels. If our employees don't like the game they're working on, they can just switch games." In the past this resulted in their games being delayed multiple times but being amazing when they did release -- it was basically the antithesis of "crunch" periods every other developer had, which I don't think is a coincidence. However, with Artifact this resulted in nobody sticking around to develop it. Everybody who was supposed to work on it was busy messing around with the seventeenth iteration of their VR goggles and that The Lab demo.
    From what I've heard, this is not what happened to Episode 3 or Left 4 Dead 3. The latter was actually _finished_ but subsequently sabotaged by internal politics, while the former has been restarted multiple times. Meanwhile TF2's team is just under a ton of stress, because when they ask what the community wants they get every answer possible (finish the comics, finish the animated shorts, new game modes, new weapons, new maps, new hats, etc.) -- so they lock themselves in their office for three years to make an enormous game-changing update, rather than just work on one thing at a time and release them when they're done

  • DoctorShroom
    DoctorShroom 24 days ago

    Dear Valve, you don't need to try to strike gold-... Just make games.

    SHAN LIM 24 days ago

    I really like this style of videos

  • Mike Giorgianni
    Mike Giorgianni 24 days ago

    How many refunds tho that's my question daddy

  • actes b
    actes b 24 days ago

    I enjoyed Artifact, I just think it was the pay-gate on-top of RNG that turned people off.

  • Nicholas Kalas-Hernandez

    If Valve had played Roller Coaster Tycoon they would’ve realized you can’t charge people at the gate and charge people for individual rides

  • Potato Bag
    Potato Bag 24 days ago

    you will play half life 3 after world war 3.

  • Gachi Gasm
    Gachi Gasm 24 days ago

    I am glad you aren't like most people doing videos like these just shitting on all of the multiplayer Valve games instantly

  • Supah Linkio
    Supah Linkio 24 days ago +1

    I'd never even heard of this game before this video

  • 박건우
    박건우 24 days ago +1

    Someone could just shoot up Valve HQ or bomb it to the ground and nothing of value would be lost. It would actually be a net gain, especially if Artifact devs somehow managed to not kill themselves for this long.

    Hell, why aren't we doing it right now? Artifact wasn't just a colossal failure of a video game, no; it was a menace. A malicious contraption that was designed to suck money out of people and push them into despair. The polar opposite of a 'fun experience'. Artifact is definite evidence that Valve are a group of cyber terriorists ready and willing to pull scams on millions. The worst part is that they almost got away with it, had it not been for the fact that the """""game""""" was so atrociously appaling, it even drove away paid personalities and shills.

    And yet Artifact devs are still alive and kicking. The biggest criminals got away scot free. Seeing how they apparently weren't ashamed and embarrassed enough to end themselves, those spawns of hell are probably plotting another scam, possibly worse than Artifact. And they aren't just bad developers. Look at the photo of the release party; they brought children! Brought children to a private party! They are pedophiles, for God's sake! There is absolutely no reason for us as a society to let them live any longer. Valve needs to go down. Artifact devs must die. It is the duty of a functioning civilization to purge the greater evil before it can do more harm.

  • violetcrumble94
    violetcrumble94 24 days ago

    I think you forgot ricochet

  • Retro Progress
    Retro Progress 24 days ago

    Yeah they should do some research on what their clients want... If only there were like a sequel or something that people would want. If only people were more vocal about it, they just never say anything!

  • Splatpope
    Splatpope 24 days ago


  • JamesEDonaldson
    JamesEDonaldson 24 days ago

    Wait? They never fixed Artifact?
    That's sad

  • IfYouReadThisYouAre Retarded

    Steam is my religion. Valve is my saviour, gabe is my god.

  • Chris Johnson
    Chris Johnson 25 days ago

    You say Valve probably won't ever make a game again but they've already released one since Artifact called Dota Underlords and have a major VR game planned for this year.

  • Danger Noodle
    Danger Noodle 25 days ago +1

    i wouldnt say epic or origin compete with steam but otherwise good vid

  • FacelessGreen
    FacelessGreen 25 days ago

    MOBA family is like:
    Og DotA and DotA All-stars: The parents
    League of Legends: annoying popular kid who thinks he's doing everything right but really he doesn't.
    DotA2: Is his year younger sister who goes through the emo phase.
    Heroes of the Storm is their retarded little brother.
    And Heroes of Newerth was this egdy kid from the neighborhood who's mom was an anti-vaxer.

  • Kenpatchi Ramasama
    Kenpatchi Ramasama 25 days ago

    I mean steam also gave us DRM. I'd say that alone makes Valve the devil

  • Kyros Droztamyr
    Kyros Droztamyr 25 days ago

    Imagine thinking valve was ever good when their first game piggybacked on the quake engine.

  • United States Air Force

    *Don't forget about Freeman*

  • Brett E.
    Brett E. 25 days ago

    I didnt even know this game existed

  • Cursed
    Cursed 25 days ago

    Honestly I'm afraid for the future of games valve will probably never develop. They sit on a cash cow and release updates for games people actually play cause they're no longer capable of developing anything that actually provides sustenance to the player. The Valve model of saying you can jump job to job doesn't work and it's been apparent since their last proper release Portal 2.

  • Mike-Daddy
    Mike-Daddy 25 days ago +1

    Video game Twitter dumped on this game so hard

  • Coal Dust XIII
    Coal Dust XIII 25 days ago

    TBH I didn't know that it actually released.