The Funniest Off-The-Cuff Comebacks in the History of BURNS

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  • Published on Aug 31, 2017
  • The Funniest Off-The-Cuff Comebacks in the History of BURNS: Not many things are as hilarious as coming up with the perfect off the cuff zinger. Usually we only think of the perfect comeback to say hours after the conversation has ended, these classic stings however are immediate, hilarious and witty. From awkward celebrity interviews gone wrong to game shows and everything else in between, these live and impromptu burns will leave you laughing.
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    Chelsea Handler 'Nicaragua', The Mighty Boosh, Demi Lovato (America's Got Talent), Judge Judy (10 kids), Kevin Hart, The Rock, Simon Cowell, Jerry Seinfeld, Larry King, Barack Obama, London Mayor Boris Johnson (great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies), Samuel L Jackson 'Laurence Fishburne', Mike Tyson, Russell Westbrook, Will Smith and Margo Robbie,Zach Galifianakis, Mayim Bialik, Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Weakest Link Anne Robinson 'owned', John Oliver and Stephen Hawking, Gordon Ramsay, Flava of Love, Jesse Eisenberg, Conan O'Brien and Jennifer Garner (sneaked, snuck)
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  • MotleyTV
    MotleyTV  2 years ago +6164

    Ayyy that moment when you're excited to post an all new video because laughter takes you on an instant vacation 🌴🌴🌴🍻. Please leave a like if you enjoyed the video ✌️

    • Silas McGee
      Silas McGee 6 days ago

      Because you took the same video from a different Channel and lower the quality yeah sure motely

    • R A R
      R A R 7 days ago

      @BlitzofChaos This isn't comedy though, it's bullshit clips strung together that isn't their property and they're getting money from it. Fuck them and fuck you.

    • R A R
      R A R 7 days ago

      i didn't, it was a copyright infringed video that you slapped together and did a shitty job on as well. This isn't your property, and yet you're wanting us to like something that wasn't your creation to begin with. this isn't MotleyTV, this is crybaby lazy dont want to do my own work so I'll steal clips and slap them together and call that my own TV. Die quickly.

    • KRISPY BEATS
      KRISPY BEATS 9 days ago

      chek my new beat peeps ;)
      clyp.it/bnhvgx1g

    • By Any Means Necessary
      By Any Means Necessary 23 days ago

      That dude interviewing Mike Tyson lost his man card I would of swong on Tyson even if he'd knocked the f*** out of me. F pussy.

  • deadoralive cowboy
    deadoralive cowboy 5 minutes ago

    Damn you howard !! You are a LEGEND ;)

  • mandybelle p
    mandybelle p 56 minutes ago

    That Seinfeld clip shows what an ass he is 🤣🤣🤣🥰funny but ahole

  • Shranos
    Shranos Hour ago

    Gotta love Gorden Ramsey

  • Slashley gibbins
    Slashley gibbins Hour ago

    Conan. LOL

  • Audio Beatz
    Audio Beatz 3 hours ago

    Pulled out the dictionary 😂😂😂😂

  • Pigeon doing jazz hands Fluffy spinal chords

    1:40 SIMON IS SUCH A SAVAGE OML

  • Jonny b_good
    Jonny b_good 5 hours ago +1

    Somehow I don't doubt it, man! Hats off to the man he just roasted the pathetically rude nanny😁😁😁😁😁😁 absolute roast

  • Pete Zahjutt
    Pete Zahjutt 6 hours ago

    I’m a simple man, I see Margot Robbie in the thumbnail, I like

  • Snakelord63
    Snakelord63 8 hours ago

    When she said she didnt know what fresh prince was the first thing that came to mind was she was not poor growing up

  • darius leneair
    darius leneair 10 hours ago

    Mike Tyson is my spirit animal

  • Neurocypher
    Neurocypher 11 hours ago

    Man... Jerry seinfeld is an absolute dickhead. So full of himself.

  • Phil Ocover
    Phil Ocover 12 hours ago

    0:53 is just uncalled for

  • Padawan Midnight
    Padawan Midnight 15 hours ago

    "that's why you use auto tune and I don't" 🙊

  • Jay Vincent
    Jay Vincent 16 hours ago +1

    “Well Mark, you would know about that” is one of the most played Aussie news scenes, and I still laugh every time

  • The Great Cornhulio
    The Great Cornhulio 17 hours ago

    At 1:46 It kinda reminds me of Bee Movie

  • Anomalous
    Anomalous 17 hours ago

    Howard is a god damned legend.

  • Mario Rodriguez
    Mario Rodriguez 19 hours ago

    Jewish guy, Brooklyn

  • Matías Zabala
    Matías Zabala Day ago

    Protoplasmic ivertebrate jellies. That's... That's good man.

  • Cj
    Cj Day ago

    If I hit you not gonna undue it

  • Cj
    Cj Day ago

    These niggas are the hottest anime nigga

  • Cj
    Cj Day ago

    Gotta use the generics

  • Cj
    Cj Day ago

    It's time to love demi god collemore orchestrates the shit lol yes no cinematic moments you know it's me you're broke spell casters the graphics etc

  • FloraWest
    FloraWest Day ago

    I don't like the ones where the pros dump on "civilians".

  • Kamel
    Kamel Day ago

    Mike Tyson, sharp as ever...

  • B G
    B G Day ago

    I've seen that Tyson clip a dozen times, and it makes me laugh and uncomfortable every time.

  • Henrico van Heerden

    Mike Tyson is a legend 😂😂😂

  • Melissa Taylor
    Melissa Taylor Day ago

    Native?!!!the place you were born and remained! I've Never worn a lion cloth, however I'm a Florida native.....lmao
    Spit on me??there would have been a murder on TV right then ......know it

  • Melissa Taylor
    Melissa Taylor Day ago

    Kevin and the Rock ....FREAKING HILARIOUS......all of these are hilarious! Jerry is a tad over the top....lmao ...thanks for the smile

  • Amy Indino
    Amy Indino Day ago

    Jerry Seinfeld is a prick.

  • Nidhogg vom Walde

    This guy, actually called prime minister of great britain, is a fuckhead.
    Stupid, arrogant behavior.

  • Sorvos
    Sorvos Day ago

    07:22 - 08:40 - Daaaaayyyyyuuuuuuuummmmmm!

  • George Valdez
    George Valdez Day ago

    Dude has death wish talking to Tyson like that

  • Cringe Theory
    Cringe Theory Day ago

    Mike Tyson don’t give no fucks
    Except to the interviewer he got a few of em’

  • brandon laplante

    Imagine getting roasted by a guy that can't even speak 😂😂

  • gijoetroop
    gijoetroop Day ago

    “75 million viewers , last episode “
    “ you don’t have to take it so bad”
    “You’re killin’ me Larry”
    If you get the last reference give yourself a high five

  • xeno seige
    xeno seige Day ago

    2:13 bee movie flashbacks

  • garethininverness

    Whats that twats name...oh tyson that fucker dead yet

  • Sharron Gagnist
    Sharron Gagnist Day ago

    I don't remember (and I don't want to) but the 'host' or whatever at 7:30ish was quit a bee itch

  • Angelina Paulina
    Angelina Paulina 2 days ago

    I love mike Tyson, tell that jerk to screw off. No one likes him anyways lol 😂

  • Wade Wilson
    Wade Wilson 2 days ago

    That nigga tripping.. only words black people says wtf

  • the O man yup
    the O man yup 2 days ago

    The conan 1 got me lmfao

  • Noriaki Kakyoin
    Noriaki Kakyoin 2 days ago

    I never expected Steven Hawking to a savage

  • Random Stuff
    Random Stuff 2 days ago

    Thank you for coming


    Fuck u

  • Random Stuff
    Random Stuff 2 days ago +2

    There's one where a comedian talks about the first time he had sex and some hoe in the audience shouted yesterday and everyone started to laugh but the comedian replied well I'm glad you remembered boy did she felt stupid and crowd started to laugh her louder

  • Branden Barajas
    Branden Barajas 2 days ago

    Fucking conannnnnnn!!!!!

  • Michael Packer
    Michael Packer 2 days ago

    Howard is a G

  • JByrdJr
    JByrdJr 2 days ago

    I love mike tyson 🤣🤣

  • Mister Wiki Memes
    Mister Wiki Memes 2 days ago +1

    Bruh, Howard shredded that hag.

  • MoneyMakingBlog Club
    MoneyMakingBlog Club 2 days ago +1

    The Samuel L Jackson bit killed me 😂😂😂😂 the reporter tried to recover. #fail

  • G
    G 2 days ago

    Tyson tjhought Fuck You means farewell my friend,lol.

  • Higzy Teflon
    Higzy Teflon 2 days ago

    I've watched every episode of Seinfeld, and tbh, George and Kramer were the true stars of the show. Jerry Seinfeld was never even remotely funny. Just a terrible comedian. To keep it real, he was the most expendable of the entire cast.

  • Johnathon Stewart
    Johnathon Stewart 2 days ago

    "We don't all look alike" yeah but you and Lawrence fishburn do

  • Chriz_YFGx
    Chriz_YFGx 2 days ago

    Stephen Hawkings is such a legend!

  • Prranjal Shrivaastav

    Action speaks louder than words, so the leftists are mostly good at playing with words becoz they are good at nothing else.

  • Total War Daily
    Total War Daily 3 days ago +6

    “Great supine invertebrate jellies” damn man..... that hurt

  • Chris Daniel
    Chris Daniel 3 days ago +8

    CNN: "Come on you know we're on air".
    Mike Tyson: "So? What you gonna do about it?"
    CNN: "Nothing Tyson, absolutely nothing"

  • Chris Daniel
    Chris Daniel 3 days ago

    "I won right?" Lmao

  • Ron Gavin
    Ron Gavin 3 days ago

    The evil laugh at the end got me xD

  • Gh0st S3c
    Gh0st S3c 3 days ago

    That stupid fish faced bitch was trying to obliterate my mans Howard but he crisped her into fucking smoke