"Russians" | Russell Peters - Almost Famous

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  • Published on Jun 22, 2017
  • Why do Russians sound like they're talking backwards? Here's a clip from my 2016 special, "Almost Famous."
    Watch the full special on Netflix! Click here: nflx.it/2pIWkbQ
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  • Mark S
    Mark S Day ago

    don't you find it strange that when he needs to ask if there is a russian in the audience, the first guy in the first row is a Russian. And notice that we can hear him clearly, like he has a mic?

  • mãjdølïňê bêlhâj

    It's always the same joke about " the Russians and backwards " i already heard it from 3 comedians at least 😏😏

  • Lalremfela Vangchhia

    Someone stole this joke about Russian language speaking like backwards 💭

  • Molly
    Molly 3 days ago

    то чувство, когда ты из России и смотришь это видио )

    • tim t
      tim t 23 hours ago

      видео но не видио :)

  • 0plp0
    0plp0 4 days ago

    "Pedal" in Polish has the same meaning like in Russian.

  • Shah Ahmed
    Shah Ahmed 4 days ago

    His not funny

  • Joe
    Joe 4 days ago

    Your banny wrote. Cocktail dealer Mr Peter.

  • Алина Верецкая

    I'm russian and I'm laughing way too hard at this

  • Peter Pulciani
    Peter Pulciani 5 days ago

    I feel attacked. 🤦‍♂️🤣🙃

  • DnWn
    DnWn 5 days ago

    Telling it especially for Mr. Peters. There is a rather neutral, scientific-sounding term for a homosexual male person in Russian: pederAst. The people eventually changed it for the casual talk as pidarAs, and this is already an obscene word. Then, by shortening it, we get pidar. As for blyat' word (which actually originally is blyad' - whore), but again because of Russian characteristic final devoicing of consonants, it's often spelled as blyat', or again, in short, as blya. Funny enough, it is a not-so-distant relative of the English world "blend". Hope, this information will be entertaining for Mr. Peters. ;-)

    • DnWn
      DnWn 5 days ago

      Here is the song where a girl is asking herself and some other people whether she's bl'ad' (whore) or not (bl'ad' ili n'e bl'ad'?). However, this word is also used in Russian like "f*ck" in English, as the obscene word with no actual meaning. And certainly, in the bl'a form it's only used as such. tvclip.biz/video/727OSo2igU0/video.html

  • Boris Silov
    Boris Silov 5 days ago +1

    I would get offended in any other circumstances, but I know he is just a proffesional comedy.

  • sultan Abdullah
    sultan Abdullah 5 days ago

    Are you Russian?
    Yes
    Are you muslim?
    Yes 🌹💕

  • Victoria A.S.
    Victoria A.S. 5 days ago

    since when people from Uzbekistan with Uzbek names became Russians? tf

  • Tina Rider
    Tina Rider 6 days ago

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🎃❤

  • дэнни эспарза

    Пидор......


    😂😂😂😂😂

  • Сбитый Летчик

    Бля, десятый раз смотрю и всё равно смешно! Nice! 👍!

  • hαzαrd
    hαzαrd 8 days ago +1

    🤣🤣🤣

  • DrSoft DrSoft
    DrSoft DrSoft 8 days ago +1

    Хорошо. Однако.

  • stigmatizedbluebird
    stigmatizedbluebird 8 days ago +1

    from memes anyone

  • Avinash Mishra
    Avinash Mishra 9 days ago

    Who copied who?
    I watched Trevor Noah video on the same topic. And both Russell and Noah are my favorites.

  • Дмитрий Марсов

    Nice stanup, Mr.Pidor

  • Mariner Notexist
    Mariner Notexist 9 days ago

    Do you know why modern English sounds like this? Ua, uo, uee. Because in the Middle Ages in England there was scurvy, people had no teeth, and the children of these people thought that it should be said that way.

  • Andrey Petrov
    Andrey Petrov 10 days ago

    Pidor, syka BLET

  • Anwar Razali
    Anwar Razali 11 days ago

    Awesome

  • Wolf Smart
    Wolf Smart 12 days ago

    Ебаный тупой Узбек отвечать не сможет. Стыдылась как собака.

  • Ara Krajian
    Ara Krajian 13 days ago

    suka

  • как-то так
    как-то так 14 days ago +4

    То чувство, когда мы смотрели этот ролик на паре по английскому

  • www.ryka.no
    www.ryka.no 14 days ago +1

    everybody in USA is Mr Pidor, блядь

  • RhythmAddictedState
    RhythmAddictedState 15 days ago

    Heard the "Russian sounds like it's in reversal" joke from another comedian, but can't remember from whom. Not very creative tbh.

  • Kshitiz Chopra
    Kshitiz Chopra 15 days ago

    Russians are fucking assholes

  • Desand
    Desand 15 days ago

    What about st PETERsburg ?

  • Edgar Garred
    Edgar Garred 15 days ago

    At 1:35 Why does say omar and jamal after the dude says his anand is anad???

  • Positive Learner
    Positive Learner 16 days ago +1

    cock dealer ..... Now I realize, why my Russian teacher was laughing, when she was teaching Us.... Как дела 😂😂😂

  • ANKABUT
    ANKABUT 17 days ago

    Узнаю наших! История зашла

    • как-то так
      как-то так 14 days ago

      Я хуею, мы это ролик на паре по английскому смотрели

  • kapets1
    kapets1 17 days ago

    а чего это Фоменко уже со стендапами выступает?

  • Yuriy Osmolovsky
    Yuriy Osmolovsky 17 days ago

    Mr.Pidor хорошее погоняло для пукина

  • blux
    blux 19 days ago

    Russian plumbers stole all gold from his house, plumbing was undercover shit

  • Mohamed Saad
    Mohamed Saad 21 day ago +2

    They talk back word
    HAHAHA!!!😂😂😂😂!!!AHAHAH HAHAHA!!!😂😂😂😂!!!AHAHAH HAHAHA!!!😂😂😂😂!!!AHAHAH HAHAHA!!!😂😂😂😂!!!AHAHAH HAHAHA!!!😂😂😂😂!!!AHAHAH

  • geeth Raj
    geeth Raj 22 days ago

    Call centre Abuse has now reached heights ,my daughter is getting harrassed by perverts from call centre run by common floor,cars24,nestaway Quaker etc ,she is dnd registered and yet gets harrassed on purpose.the owner quicker of site is enjoying privacy with his cheap bitch wife .but my teenage daughter is getting harrassed by organised call centres .She gets upto 50 calls a day and TRAI is dead white elephant eating public money .Shame on India and the owrld should boycott all Indian call centre services . Bycot Indian call centre.

  • Jay Gill
    Jay Gill 22 days ago +3

    Polish dude looks like Gary Oldman.

  • DARRON WARD
    DARRON WARD 23 days ago

    T

  • Anant Gautam
    Anant Gautam 23 days ago

    BTW Anand is an Indian name

  • Anant Gautam
    Anant Gautam 23 days ago

    Dude you are the greatest stand-up comedian

  • Тот самый мамонт

    My friend when he moved to live in America changed his name Fagat (Persian name-means invincible) to Fredd. He told me when Fagat presented himself, all for some reason restrained laughter, and when he learned that the name means in English, he went to change the name.))

  • Olga Pogozheva
    Olga Pogozheva 26 days ago

    Trevor did a better job on jokes about Russian language... though I never realized it sounded like that for foreigners :)

    • Jay Gill
      Jay Gill 22 days ago

      And I realized that...I like ya' and I want cha'

  • Rose dowling
    Rose dowling 27 days ago

    My neighbor was from Moscow and would say oh rasputin he is such a saint! Her mom visited and brought vodka and it was so strong

  • job kazi
    job kazi 27 days ago

    This is the shit he was whining about besmirching Trevor Noah's character when he ain't at Trevor's level??

  • Tome4kkkk
    Tome4kkkk 28 days ago

    "Do homework" in Russian sounds to Polish people as "Cast magic spells" (Delai uroki) :D "Remember" in Russian literally means "Forget" in Polish! (Zapomnij) :D en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavic_vocabulary

  • Сергей Бородин

    блять

  • AGRICHARMY
    AGRICHARMY 28 days ago

    Russell you have to learn this song
    tvclip.biz/video/V4wfSkywaPY/video.html

  • Sips of Hell
    Sips of Hell 28 days ago

    what about Peter the Great ?

  • Smeggy Ben
    Smeggy Ben 28 days ago +4

    Boy howdy, turn on the subtitles.
    Some funny shit

  • Walter 777 Smith
    Walter 777 Smith 28 days ago

    I speak and understand Russian perfect. But he's Russian bad . Peder It's a fegot

  • Hef Tarc
    Hef Tarc 29 days ago +1

    shallow and dumb. We have noticed how western racists always try to tell every non-blonde russians they are not really russians. especially if they are succesful, like khabib nurmagomedov. Then it's ''dagestan'' this dagestan that. It's clearly a racial divisive tactic to split up Russia like they did with Yugoslavia and Soviet Union by fanning hatred.

    but if you tell some blacks they are not really american yank media will all call you racist, and all those fresh off the boat eager migrant social climber opportunists who will sell out their home country just to climb up by inventing bs stories about how their home countries Iran Cuba Russia China ect sucks and how wonderful nazi EU and America is.

    And dont forget the western narrative when Catalonians want to be independent from Spain, ALL WESTERN RIGHTWING MEDIA called Catalans racist trying to establish a racially pure Catalonia. LOL. uh that's what western propagandists have been propagating for decades to Chinese Tibet and Chinese North-West xinjiang provinces. The west society lacks mirrors, a LOT of mirrors.

    • Jackie Tearie
      Jackie Tearie 12 days ago

      Way to make something racist. Glad to know the bullshit doesn't end when you go west.
      It's a comedy show, it's intended to be stupid and make light of stupidity.
      Oh, and don't give the west shit when your comedians fo the some fucking thing.

  • Sergey Isinbaev
    Sergey Isinbaev Month ago

    Смешно вышло , но ведь не все русские к вам обращались мистор 3,14дор . Мы же воспитанные мистер 3,14дор - ой ой ой

  • Jay Glancy
    Jay Glancy Month ago

    Joke taken from Trevor noah

    • Ray R
      Ray R 25 days ago

      Jay Glancy it’s the other way around

  • salih onder
    salih onder Month ago +1

    This guy is straight sob. Love him

  • John Smith
    John Smith Month ago

    In these days that was his only chance to say “faggot” loud

  • Любовь Павлова

    This Indian guy is lucky his not around me i would kill him fuckin' nazi peace of shit.

  • Z R
    Z R Month ago

    he would be a lot funnier if he was not a shitty indian fuck