Casually Explained: First Dates

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  • Pavo Super
    Pavo Super 23 hours ago

    This was funny! Thank you!

  • Cecco Angiolieri
    Cecco Angiolieri 2 days ago

    3:08 quick maffs

  • HortenseEagle
    HortenseEagle 2 days ago

    Oh so you're Australian

  • Bryan Edition TV
    Bryan Edition TV 2 days ago +1

    I red the wohle list....good jk with second last paragraph👌😂

  • Aga
    Aga 2 days ago

    How did u know about my extreme overthinking that is the source of my misery?
    Making that list only took 25 minutes?

  • Micah Buzan
    Micah Buzan 4 days ago

    Finding someone who has some similar interests can really help. People place way too much importance on physical attractiveness. But if you think about it, the majority of your time with a significant other isn't going to be spent being physically intimate. Having a mental/emotional connection is what lasts.

  • P D
    P D 4 days ago

    Anyone here watching for the 3rd or 4th time cuz they enjoy this?

  • What would BoJack do

    I like to think spending time with me is passably better than a vacant time slot

  • Conrad Andrew
    Conrad Andrew 6 days ago +1

    "Dinner" and a "movie"
    😏


    P.s that means eating out and some adult stuff

  • James Cochran
    James Cochran 7 days ago

    Man, you're hilarious. But if you're actually single you're definitely over thinking things.

  • Godfather
    Godfather 7 days ago

    that aussie accent tho

  • Kett Egg
    Kett Egg 8 days ago

    Yes father

  • Samshoutsadventure
    Samshoutsadventure 9 days ago

    Well you got a subscription out of me

  • nuke animations
    nuke animations 9 days ago

    2:40 he starts to try not laugh if that makes sense

  • Marco Polo
    Marco Polo 11 days ago

    I have never been on a date and i am 22.

  • Noa Dadic
    Noa Dadic 11 days ago

    1:56 i knew that you would write this at the end lool

  • Simon Lee
    Simon Lee 12 days ago

    I love your Australian accent. Just wondering, does it still feel natural to do it or is it more like putting on a fake accent that you know well?

  • Kinda Shit At Math
    Kinda Shit At Math 12 days ago

    1:22 I didn't know they allowed 16 year olds on tinder. You've got some explaining to do, Mr. Explained.

  • ZXKW
    ZXKW 12 days ago

    Step 1: Asking her out.
    Step 0: Actually finding someone you're interested in.

  • Aleph Null
    Aleph Null 13 days ago

    QUICK MAFS!

  • FireF Jebač
    FireF Jebač 13 days ago +1

    But are they into you?
    Again you can't tell

  • The Jew
    The Jew 14 days ago

    Today's poor and sinful youth.

  • Felix Popp
    Felix Popp 15 days ago

    3:06 Quickmafs

  • Daniel Buttram
    Daniel Buttram 15 days ago

    I liked this video solely because of the list at 1:56

  • END MY SUFFERING
    END MY SUFFERING 16 days ago

    "Treat others the way you want to be treated"
    i dont wanna be bothered so i dont bother others..
    Easy

  • Poco а Poco
    Poco а Poco 17 days ago

    Ooh

  • IncinerateZ
    IncinerateZ 18 days ago

    Finally something TVclip's recommendation did right.

  • Davide Castagno
    Davide Castagno 19 days ago

    1:55 LOL

  • William Corbett
    William Corbett 20 days ago

    killer list

  • John Kessler
    John Kessler 22 days ago

    Why didn't I see this a long time ago? Must been jerkin off.

  • Josh Anderson
    Josh Anderson 24 days ago

    The third way to ask a girl out is over Snapchat, but most of the time you end up with the recipient replying with nothing but a boring pic of nothing, leaving you with no real or clear answer in the end :/

  • The Steadfast Duelist
    The Steadfast Duelist 26 days ago +1

    *I'm more into dating sims.*

  • Christian Tedesco
    Christian Tedesco 26 days ago

    he sounds like jacksfilms

  • MetalSlayer69
    MetalSlayer69 27 days ago +1

    why does the video URL have CUM in it?

  • Langus langus
    Langus langus 28 days ago

    5

  • Josh Robinson
    Josh Robinson 29 days ago

    2:30 that is all

  • Jack Winterheld
    Jack Winterheld Month ago

    "Could be worse" is such a cherry on top.
    Sums up my social life perfectly.

  • NAman SWAG
    NAman SWAG Month ago

    Again, you can’t really tell if you get a kiss from your date and assume it went well. You both are drunk and drunk people do drunk stuff.

  • Aegon Targaryen
    Aegon Targaryen Month ago

    "Passively better than a vacant time slot"

  • McLovin '
    McLovin ' Month ago

    I paused...

  • Treehouses & Motors

    Girl: "my parents aren't home"
    *brain working overtime trying to figure out the correct response*
    Me: "dont worry, they'll come back"

  • Warido
    Warido Month ago

    The url has CUM in it... wipe it off

  • William Rosa
    William Rosa Month ago

    people think you're Suck at cooking. That's a pretty solid reference

  • TheGrimravager
    TheGrimravager Month ago

    I see some expansion formulae when the girl is thinking.
    Are you saying I should date a physicist?
    Is this also true if I have a bachelor's degree in particle physics?

  • SteveHart
    SteveHart Month ago

    There were 665 dislikes. I had to...

  • David Edwards
    David Edwards Month ago

    3:28 best Aussie accent I've ever heard from an American!

  • andy vu
    andy vu Month ago

    The old 1 2 works every time . AHAHAHA

  • Rene
    Rene Month ago +2

    I did had sex before holding hands...

  • Pat Schmelzer
    Pat Schmelzer Month ago +1

    Dont use the word multiplicity in casually explained because its casual lol

  • Alex Miller
    Alex Miller Month ago

    2:09 *Dunkey has entered the chat*

  • Josh C
    Josh C Month ago

    4:08 holy shit too real

  • Benjamin Chen
    Benjamin Chen Month ago

    Aight Bois let's get him to 2M for that first date clout

  • infamousian123
    infamousian123 Month ago +1

    At 2:31 I facepalmed so hard
    At 2:35 I jumped off a bridge

  • MasterIsle Gaming
    MasterIsle Gaming Month ago

    Me: Goes on a date (to dinner) with a girl I asked to prom or something. Doesn't realize it's a date until after. She thinks it was mind games. Win. Yes.

  • Luiz___ MK
    Luiz___ MK Month ago

    Thanks

  • Notsuspicious the judgmental

    The climax of this video was well done

  • Polly Sage
    Polly Sage Month ago

    Silly Casually Explained, take them warhammer paint night.

  • Waseem
    Waseem 2 months ago

    It's a shame that I never had a first date

  • DDougz
    DDougz 2 months ago

    I paused at 1:55 that was a wake up call

  • cheerios4canaries
    cheerios4canaries 2 months ago

    Making God proud?! Wtf 😒😂 Honestly going Dutch the first date is the most reasonable, I mean both the guy and girl took time and energy to meet each other...

  • Cat Arya D
    Cat Arya D 2 months ago

    The over-use of upward inflections in the Australian accent was so brilliant. I loved it!

  • Erik Lamela
    Erik Lamela 2 months ago +1

    That list is hilarious, well worth 25 minutes

  • Why Not
    Why Not 2 months ago +1

    fam my favorite part about this is at 2:35 where you can hear in his voice and the "fwoo" is him trying not to laugh and a few seconds after that

  • ryan2698 - Minecraft
    ryan2698 - Minecraft 2 months ago

    0:53 *We all know you're there to see how they eat **_soft serve_*
    Well...

  • Danger Close26
    Danger Close26 2 months ago

    It seems like the fukin FBI is watching me. I've never gotten a Gordon Ramsay ad before, but since I have been watching Ramsay videos, now I got one.

  • Skaggco 1337
    Skaggco 1337 2 months ago +1

    I always make jokes with subtle humor, but i have nothing on you!

  • jozh911
    jozh911 2 months ago

    This episode has the best thumbnail

  • Nathan Marion
    Nathan Marion 2 months ago

    Oh the ol 1 2.

  • toxykzone
    toxykzone 2 months ago

    Always pay the first time, this way she has to say "I’ll pay the next time" meaning there will be a next time

  • Danker Pickle
    Danker Pickle 2 months ago

    that little empty dot on the characters hair annoys the heck outta me

  • FrizzyIsMe
    FrizzyIsMe 2 months ago

    look at the url

  • Old One
    Old One 2 months ago

    2:12 - 2:39 LOOOOOOOL

  • luckycharmz1166
    luckycharmz1166 3 months ago

    I’m confused, are you religious or nah?

  • Ian Lamont
    Ian Lamont 3 months ago

    Damn you got me at 1:56

  • Mc Smelly todger
    Mc Smelly todger 3 months ago

    Your mom was talking about me.

  • That Man's an Animal
    That Man's an Animal 3 months ago +1

    Let the girl pay for the date. Honestly they will pay for it and you will still get laid. Just look at them funny when the bill comes and when they put their card down, interpret it as if they are willing to pay for your meal even though they were just trying to pay for their half. Then take them home and bang them, and eat their leftovers for breakfast. I have done this so I know it works. They will go out with you again too.

    • X-01 Unknown
      X-01 Unknown 8 days ago

      That does seem likely the case when you take an overworked and hungry prostitute to dinner at IHOP right after she finished up with her last John who left a happy at the corner of her mouth. I mean, she was considering running out so that you’d be forced to foot the bill, but as she already had 3 strikes against her, she didn’t want to risk jail time over what only you refer to as “this date”. Also, getting caught would risk the drugs she is hiding in her 2nd hand underwear to be seized if police were to search her after running her name. (Also not worth this “date”). But thanks to her quick street whit, she decided to use one of the 3 credit cards that she ganked off her last John to pay for your meals. It’s that or starve since she somehow ended up at an IHOP with this desperate loser who can only get a “date” if he pays the $30 in advance. That smile she gave you wasn’t out of adoration like your handicapped brain interpreted it, but rather her clever scheme to ditch you as you both were getting ready to leave. No worries of course, because The Man’s an Animal had a backup plan this time since the prostitutes never ended up going home with him before. And as the two of you walked out of IHOP, she began feeling a little dizzy and at that moment your inept chivalry kicked in and you offered her your arm so you could at least get her into your vehicle before she collapsed in the parking lot. You stud you! Feel confident for those of you admiring this guy and believing his bs, I’m sure he knows how to make an excellent roofie. If you want tips just ask him straight up for the chemical recipe. It will save you a ton of time.
      Also, keep in mind that he admits to needing to use repeated manipulation to get girls to go home with him. This means that not a single one of his ”many” targets found him worth sticking around for afterwards. Now, I’m not a biologist but all signs point to a tiny Timmy.
      Finally, any man that needs a woman to pay for his half of the meal should probably work really hard to get the girl who is willing to do that to like you. She is a rarer breed and your brain lacks the evolutionary advantage of swing that. And if you’re wanting to sleep with her then that means you are at least attracted to her (well, maybe not this guy’s “dates”)
      My guess is that he has extremely low standards since the women he is “dating” are so desperate, easy and lacking in self respect, or they could just be Down syndrome patients at the clinic he sweeps floors at. Who knows, right? Lol you read what he wrote. I guess that’s the kind of women you have to go for when you, yourself lack the desire to be appreciated or respected. But we get it, you hooked up with a chick from My 600 lb life ONE TIME and what you have presented is merely the nerfed and exaggerated story that your mind has decided to go with as a defense mechanism so that you don’t have to feel so useless, unwanted and thoroughly lacking of any redeemable qualities. Now, get mad. The truth is painful isn’t it?

  • Celtic Wind
    Celtic Wind 3 months ago

    "If you're friends hoping you're next haircut will tip them over the edge" Man it was all fun and games but that hit too close to home hahah. Makes me realize how stupid that was in my younger days.

  • Theang Huey vern
    Theang Huey vern 3 months ago

    i turned off my adblock and found out that nowadays youtube has advertisements lol

  • RJ Dias
    RJ Dias 3 months ago

    I feel personally attacked by the melee reference

  • Razerhasgame
    Razerhasgame 3 months ago

    2:50-3:04 had me rolling

  • Kangaroo Jack
    Kangaroo Jack 3 months ago

    First dates suck, it's usually boring, you have to pay everything and you don't get to have sex.

  • Christopher Ender
    Christopher Ender 3 months ago

    Well Sigmund Freud had the idea that girls want to bang their mom and dad...

  • joshua Vincent
    joshua Vincent 3 months ago

    Because I only date dimes 🤣🤣🤣

  • Öatmeal
    Öatmeal 3 months ago

    This quality content makes me hallelujah

  • Eduardo Chavez
    Eduardo Chavez 3 months ago

    It’s a hit or miss for me on first dates lol

  • GameWorldRS
    GameWorldRS 3 months ago +2

    2:30 exurb1a trying not to laugh from his own joke :))

  • StagHead
    StagHead 3 months ago

    You're fucking god? Haha

  • The Wandering Spider
    The Wandering Spider 3 months ago

    What if the reply was yes and no

  • Phoebe Lavis
    Phoebe Lavis 3 months ago

    Jesus your Aussie accent is so good

  • Levio100
    Levio100 3 months ago

    Women are just looking for their own Jacob or Edward.
    If you can't impersonate one of them for at least one date, then you don't deserve to be loved.

  • Starbit gaming
    Starbit gaming 3 months ago

    I just had my first date last night. Well. I'm not sure if it was a date. She invited me over to her house to celebrate my birthday late by baking a cake for me. We both worked on it, it didnt turn out well but we enjoyed our time. We went out to see a movie. During the movie she went to hold my hand and I happily complied. I'm not sure if she was genuinely scared by the movie we saw or if she was just making an excuse. Either way. Afterward we went back to her house and ordered pizza for dinner and watched some TVclip together. We're both currently studying wicca and she made me a spell for anxiety (I mentioned I suffered from anxiety disorder in the past and still kind of do)

  • The Comment
    The Comment 3 months ago

    How do you do these with a straight face?

  • Mr. Blue
    Mr. Blue 3 months ago

    Real talk the best first date is doing something that has competition: mini golf, bowling, who can cum faster. Works every time

  • MegaBeast18
    MegaBeast18 3 months ago

    WOW you nailed that aussie accent lmao

  • Aldo KW
    Aldo KW 3 months ago

    Cool

  • Lola Ibrahim
    Lola Ibrahim 3 months ago

    i paused it to read the list and ive never felt more attacked in my life

  • Juice mxn
    Juice mxn 3 months ago

    Chief said this is it

  • Michel Gäbe
    Michel Gäbe 3 months ago

    1:54 was honestly the best part of the video, i laughed my fcking ass off:)

  • Logan Harris
    Logan Harris 3 months ago

    i could hear the smile on your face after saying heres my youtube channel

  • Carteir
    Carteir 3 months ago

    Drunk Lego lmao