Casually Explained: First Dates

  • Published on Apr 7, 2018
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  • Dempy
    Dempy 3 days ago

    I’m crying and laughing 😂 but I was crying before and now I’m laughing aswell

  • Person Man Man
    Person Man Man 4 days ago

    2:38 that confused face

  • OnixTV
    OnixTV 10 days ago +1

    Hot Girl: My parents aren't home, what do you wanna do now?
    Me, pulls a Louis C.K. on her.
    God: Nice.

  • Hippienolic 2
    Hippienolic 2 12 days ago

    I just want to go on a date so I can get ice cream

  • Dino Kea
    Dino Kea 14 days ago

    I took the time to read the list so yeah, never ever being myself on a date

  • Imirish 21
    Imirish 21 14 days ago +2

    "Or if your a veteran of the dating scene and just want to figure out what's wrong with you "

  • Derva Kommt von hinten

    hahaha i always thought you and you suck at cooking are the same dude xD

  • Oh yeah yeah
    Oh yeah yeah 14 days ago

    I can hear the smile through the mic at 2:35

  • Luka Ušitkov
    Luka Ušitkov 15 days ago +6

    Girl : I love dogs!
    Me(trying to impres her) I also like to shit in backyard

  • Thermophobe
    Thermophobe 16 days ago +4

    thanks for the advice i will never get to use haha

  • Yuhuu Yuhuu
    Yuhuu Yuhuu 16 days ago

    Your mom’s Aussie?

  • XoneSpecials
    XoneSpecials 16 days ago

    3:27 this guy has to be australian that accent didn't come from nowhere

  • lol9v5j23
    lol9v5j23 17 days ago



  • Rob
    Rob 18 days ago

    Fuck, they always say im an overthinker, now a list in a video told me too

  • Ace Goodwin
    Ace Goodwin 19 days ago

    I paused the video...

  • William St. Clair
    William St. Clair 19 days ago

    that whole "they either say yes or no" bullshit is a lie. The worst a woman can say is, in reality, something ambiguous, where you are then stuck contemplating what they meant by whatever bs they sent you for the next two or so months

  • Well Ended
    Well Ended 20 days ago

    Supa Smash Brothas Meleeeee

  • Matthew Mazzetti
    Matthew Mazzetti 20 days ago

    Movie and dinner > dinner and a movie.

  • Basetsana Letsholo
    Basetsana Letsholo 20 days ago

    2:50 is about the truest thing ever!!! 😂😂😂

  • Xander Buteau
    Xander Buteau 21 day ago

    the third way to ask a girl out is by mail via pigeon

  • Steven Hichelkoff
    Steven Hichelkoff 21 day ago

    the url says CUM

  • obglobgablob
    obglobgablob 21 day ago

    Wait but wouldn't God be even madder if you used a condom?

  • Whisperr
    Whisperr 21 day ago

    What’s wrong with me?

  • gale woods
    gale woods 22 days ago +3

    you've made so much of these videos i'm surprised that you don't have a girlfriend

  • Nuper In Nocte
    Nuper In Nocte 22 days ago +7

    Anyone else find themselves attracted to the orange hair stick figure?
    pls send help.

  • lolos107
    lolos107 23 days ago

    bro i swear i love this guy

  • Paul Regan
    Paul Regan 23 days ago

    I didn't get past step 1...

  • Johnny goody
    Johnny goody 23 days ago

    Bro you are hilarious

  • Sherpa Dugen
    Sherpa Dugen 24 days ago +6

    Love your mum's Australian accent.

  • GucciGuap 77
    GucciGuap 77 26 days ago

    3:27 who thought he sounded like jim jeffries?

  • Michael Dipane
    Michael Dipane 28 days ago

    “But if you’ve been platonic friends for 5 years hoping your new haircut will finally tip them over the edge than you’re gonna need a lot of alcohol because your personality isn’t gonna cut it” I feel so attacked

  • ArchetypeGotoh
    ArchetypeGotoh 28 days ago

    “They like you!
    Or at least your passably better than a vacant time slot”

  • Rick Haze
    Rick Haze Month ago

    That list :D

  • Joseph Delgado
    Joseph Delgado Month ago

    "Drunk lego"

  • Scott Neaves
    Scott Neaves Month ago

    LOLL having sex before holding hands, so true. Never thought about it like that but it's the truth

  • Caleb Mikesell
    Caleb Mikesell Month ago

    3:13 xD xD why is her equation bigger...? xD

  • proscribed obvious
    proscribed obvious Month ago +1

    First Date : A psychological illusion about an event that will lead to sex.

  • Punit Goswami
    Punit Goswami Month ago


  • Nicanor Núñez
    Nicanor Núñez Month ago

    But your mom it's word the dinner.

    OK. I'm sorry man.

  • Jeffrey Mbelu
    Jeffrey Mbelu Month ago +1

    Dawg you were there!!😦

  • Akemedis
    Akemedis Month ago

    Holding hands is like romantically indicative of you both being together, so sex always comes first

  • George Dasso
    George Dasso Month ago

    Went on date she talked with her friends about some thing bad I said are you on your period it was over quick

  • Joaquín Barragan
    Joaquín Barragan Month ago +4

    Nice list for not being yourself btw

  • GetCake DieYoung
    GetCake DieYoung Month ago

    I've been with this girl for 8 years, living together for 5. Do you guys think she's into me I'm not sure =/

  • Nick Orr
    Nick Orr Month ago

    lol is your mum from straya?

  • purplemonkeyelephant
    purplemonkeyelephant Month ago +36

    Girls: "Why isn't he making a move" Guys: "I don't have a clue what's doing on" is everything I am.

  • Telli45
    Telli45 Month ago +3

    The fact he is laughing after saying the joke with the dimes makes it 10x funnier

  • bamischijfje123
    bamischijfje123 Month ago

    Man, I feel the awkwardness of a date through this video. It's not that hard. Just go chill with a girl. Don't overthink stuff. Let her pay the bill for all I care. It's not about the bill

  • bamischijfje123
    bamischijfje123 Month ago

    I love the list. I love it

  • Curlzforlife77
    Curlzforlife77 Month ago +13

    yeah that's why I only date femmenists- always get a free meal

  • Ewa Cameron-Gawor
    Ewa Cameron-Gawor Month ago

    you are my favourite

  • filthy
    filthy Month ago

    Your mom wears nice hats.

  • Rafael
    Rafael Month ago +1

    married before 22? i’m 22 and never even had a gf 😭

  • iamagi
    iamagi Month ago

    Challenge accepted: sleep with someone before holding hands.

  • Ice
    Ice Month ago

    2:36 like he tries to not laugh haha

  • Kaizou
    Kaizou Month ago

    It's not a vacant spot, it's dinner time.

  • ahri
    ahri Month ago

    “Just be yourself” means tell them part of the truth, but not the whole truth, yet.

  • not blocked
    not blocked Month ago

    First date on this coming saturday “you want to go have a picnic goose?” “we dont need food but sure” sounds good to me i wonder what shes serving

  • Maya Tripathi
    Maya Tripathi Month ago

    2:09 is that a dunkey reference ?!

  • Ben W
    Ben W Month ago

    2+2 thats 4 minus 1 thats 3 quick maths 3:11

  • Kutukov Kutukovicoglou

    I'm confused

  • ファクシFakushi

    *Don't call them daddy, call them father.*

  • DrakenSk
    DrakenSk Month ago

    My finger magically gravitated towards the Subscribe button after I viewed this. Weird.

  • Marjorie Arpon
    Marjorie Arpon Month ago +1

    Wow thank you for this recommendation youtube. Rub it in, will you? 😐😂

    • Marjorie Arpon
      Marjorie Arpon Month ago

      @cdh79 its like a harsh friend you need even if you don't want it😂

    • cdh79
      cdh79 Month ago

      TVclip can be pretty harsh, i know..

  • Julian
    Julian Month ago

    drunk lego worked out for me 2 times no shit

    But my feet btw died cause i stepped drunk on like 1000 legos

  • kotkotgod
    kotkotgod Month ago

    Idk how that ice-cream joke went pass me the first time. So simple yet so good.

  • Cookie Eater
    Cookie Eater Month ago +1

    Why does he sound like Jacksfilms

  • Alex Mertens
    Alex Mertens Month ago +32

    The drunk Lego thing reminded me of when I convinced a tinder date to watch the entire Bionicle 2 movie with me.

  • Droza
    Droza Month ago

    2:33 caught yourself from laughing lmfao that exhale

  • Kim Jong-un
    Kim Jong-un Month ago

    3:27 perfect Aussie accent I’m shook

  • Oof
    Oof Month ago

    0:58 really hit me in the feels

  • Dr Salt
    Dr Salt Month ago

    That last line 😂

  • thegobe
    thegobe Month ago

    Listen 1.5 speed

  • Dominik Ahrens
    Dominik Ahrens Month ago

    On the first date me and my gf met at her and just talked and talked over hours about us and things we were interested in, so we could find out we had almost everything in common

  • appLez
    appLez Month ago +10

    Your Australian accent is really good! You did well to pull that back from your childhood!

  • The Real Mitsu
    The Real Mitsu Month ago

    My boy Sigmund Freud !

  • Ron Ray
    Ron Ray Month ago

    Great Aussie accent

  • Spanish Moustache
    Spanish Moustache Month ago +3

    I feel personally attacked.

  • Simple Fly
    Simple Fly Month ago +2

    Your videos give me hope for humanity.

  • David Salley
    David Salley Month ago +2

    That's a perfect Australian accent

    • Taifuun
      Taifuun Month ago

      I think he was Australian before moving to Canads

  • Marcus Dagostino
    Marcus Dagostino Month ago

    1:00 killed me😂

  • LowerTheBoom
    LowerTheBoom Month ago +1

    What does "emotionally vulnerable" mean?

  • Chipped
    Chipped Month ago

    Lmao 0:56

  • Muhammad Ahmed
    Muhammad Ahmed Month ago

    I wish I was a veteran :(

  • Blue/Two Paint/Hands

    The redhead is 16? Ewwww

  • Kelsey Sullivan
    Kelsey Sullivan 2 months ago

    I lost it at 2:29 😂

  • Joshua Kirkpatrick
    Joshua Kirkpatrick 2 months ago

    This makes my day every time I break up

  • Adam Pandit
    Adam Pandit 2 months ago +171

    First date? Bold of you to assume I got that far

  • Owen Likely
    Owen Likely 2 months ago

    *Sorry Jan you asked for this*

  • burgerpatty
    burgerpatty 2 months ago

    First dates are the worst. I love being in a relationship

  • Biological Failures
    Biological Failures 2 months ago

    Never been nervous at a first date, probably because I was drunk when I met them and the touch barrier was already passed, also I never asked them out.

  • TTH_ WaCa
    TTH_ WaCa 2 months ago

    3:27 “Wow, umm he was great. But didn’t pay for dinner. So... that’s a no”

  • Baldy
    Baldy 2 months ago

    I LOST IT @ 2:30 😂

  • Magemo
    Magemo 2 months ago

    I paused the video ...

  • ABaked Bean
    ABaked Bean 2 months ago

    Yo i love this guy

  • Ivan Gambino
    Ivan Gambino 2 months ago

    I made out with this girl on the first date and we’re dating now life is good

  • volgg
    volgg 2 months ago

    From my experience personally, being able to self control your emotions and not get too attached will save you SOOOOOOOO many heart breaks and bullshit. You never want to come across as a psycho who can never let go. SO yeah, never force someone to like you OR if you're already with someone and they want to break up, never argue and let them go gracefully.

  • Starlite
    Starlite 2 months ago

    lol, you think exactly like me XD

  • Air Bear
    Air Bear 2 months ago

    Drunk Smash bros !

  • Kenny Pineapple
    Kenny Pineapple 2 months ago +1

    I loved that Big Shaq reference. Very nice Mr. Casually Explained