Macho Nachos - You Suck at Cooking (episode 26)

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  • Published on Dec 7, 2015
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    If you're the kind of guy who regularly puts your fist through drywall at the mildest of annoyances, you're gonna love these nachos.
    NOT FOR GIRLS.
    Nacho chips
    Shredded cheddar
    Tomato/blackbeans/green onion/whatever else you want just lots of stuff.
    (the most important thing is to layer)
    Repeat that process.
    Probably add some hot sauce or other spice if your salsa isn't spicy
    The other most important thing is to bake them in an oven.
    If you don't bake your nachos then just throw them on the lawn, and then ridicule yourself.
    If you put your nachos in the microwave, we need to talk.
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Comments • 2 848

  • supreme boi
    supreme boi 4 hours ago

    So man reeeeee

  • Forsaken Leader
    Forsaken Leader 2 days ago

    Mmmm yes heart stoppers

  • Alucid
    Alucid 3 days ago

    This is the manliest video I’ve ever seen I would shed a tear but I’m TO MANLY

  • lillian nu
    lillian nu 4 days ago

    BEST HAIKU EVER??

  • Katsuki Bakugo
    Katsuki Bakugo 11 days ago

    1:35 "take a red onion" :0000 i thought it was a oven

  • halle nguyen
    halle nguyen 17 days ago +1

    me on incognito youtube:

  • yourbestpotato
    yourbestpotato 18 days ago

    Can I watch this if I'm nb?

  • Chase Ortman
    Chase Ortman 26 days ago

    Boo girls

  • Crispy Banana
    Crispy Banana Month ago

    Jokes on you, I'm not on my computer, I'm on my tablet

  • iamchibisango
    iamchibisango Month ago +1

    I think I'm in love...

  • YEE YEE JUICE
    YEE YEE JUICE Month ago

    Whats macho ?? Its nachos lmao at least thats what we call it in America...lol

  • Shaka Brah
    Shaka Brah Month ago

    Sorry I can’t moisturize because my body is naturally way-too-moisturized, I need something to dry my skin out fr

  • Jack CDKH
    Jack CDKH Month ago +1

    As a trans guy this is weirdly validating

  • Luke Phillips
    Luke Phillips Month ago

    Only real men are open about their love of being little spoon.
    It’s me, I’m real men.
    I love being little spoon.

  • Nick Giorgio
    Nick Giorgio Month ago

    Is this the first time he said the actual temp on the undo and not saying 3 fundo?

  • Poetry Herrod
    Poetry Herrod Month ago

    Jokes on you I’m watching it on my iPad

  • •GachaRita•
    •GachaRita• Month ago

    The fact that he says that these nachos are for men and then in the video shows that he’s doing what a woman is stereotypically doing breaks a bunch of stereotypes and I love it.

  • iSmartMan1
    iSmartMan1 Month ago +9

    "Take a red onion. Turn it into black beans."
    CONTINUITY

  • vexiox2234
    vexiox2234 Month ago

    Im pretty sure the people who disliked actually just hit thumbs down and didnt watch past the intro

  • thedinodad
    thedinodad Month ago

    trans boys rise up let's go

  • yourbestpotato
    yourbestpotato Month ago

    what do I do if I'm nb

  • Person of marshmallow

    I grew a d*ck watching this thank you

  • Regina Norwood
    Regina Norwood Month ago

    Noooooo your doing it all wrong..you suck👅

  • Vincent Kious
    Vincent Kious Month ago

    My dick just got 2x bigger after watching this vide

  • Førest _ Heaven
    Førest _ Heaven Month ago

    Lemmie get this straight. Why are you baking air? I cant see the nachos. This video is a scam.


    Wait.... He said only for manly men... STILL A SCAM

  • Reena Dixit
    Reena Dixit 2 months ago +13

    You didn’t tie your tap shoes, that’s a real serious cooking hazard

  • put hot sauce on your life

    you're doing really well with the tapping keep it up. MACHO.

  • songs plzz
    songs plzz 2 months ago

    All just to show that he has a woman with polish in his life...

    • INTPTT
      INTPTT 2 months ago

      Maybe it's his polish.

  • Sahedy
    Sahedy 2 months ago +19

    This video single handedly cured my gender dysphoria. I have become a full man with no hormone treatment. Thank you.

  • Gacha Devil
    Gacha Devil 2 months ago

    Are your nails painted-

  • Elie •
    Elie • 2 months ago

    This was so manly my dick grew 3 inches

  • davs :v
    davs :v 2 months ago +1

    This video is so macho that my macho beard grew pecs and a beard

  • Charles Dagdagan
    Charles Dagdagan 2 months ago

    Stupid its three fundo

  • Lindy
    Lindy 2 months ago +1

    Wait are any other people not seeing anything but a black screen?? What's going on??
    Edit: I'm a girl

  • comp lexity
    comp lexity 2 months ago

    This is the manliest shit I've ever seen

  • angie btw
    angie btw 2 months ago

    Im a girl. I broke the rules and watched the video anyway, that clarifies me as tougher than you guys

  • HappyFoxUniverse
    HappyFoxUniverse 2 months ago

    onion's on 350

  • Akosua Fire
    Akosua Fire 2 months ago +1

    Dude. Youre my type of humor! I love it😂

  • l a n z o
    l a n z o 2 months ago

    I garuntee you guys there was a couple feminist bitches that got triggered watching this

  • HickeryStickz
    HickeryStickz 2 months ago

    this video reeks of repressed homosexuality

  • scarlet camatose
    scarlet camatose 2 months ago

    It okay to cry 🤣🤣😭😭

  • evie
    evie 2 months ago

    these nachos are fuckinf alpha

  • DBD120
    DBD120 2 months ago +17

    Those "Macho Nachos" are the closest thing to a father figure that I'll ever have. 👊

    • Anna Illes
      Anna Illes Month ago

      @DBD120 be careful out there

    • DBD120
      DBD120 Month ago

      @Anna Illes Will you be my daddy?

    • Anna Illes
      Anna Illes Month ago

      Aww you can always have a chosen family

  • Alexalexm Nowatzki
    Alexalexm Nowatzki 2 months ago

    I'm a female and I'm just as tuff enough so suck it

    • Alexalexm Nowatzki
      Alexalexm Nowatzki Month ago

      I was only joking

    • John Doe
      John Doe Month ago

      Alexalexm Nowatzki is she serious or does she really think the guy was serious
      The world may never no

  • Kalina G Grudova
    Kalina G Grudova 2 months ago

    I really have the absolute same bag he has

  • con void
    con void 2 months ago

    super manly

  • Yaaankee
    Yaaankee 2 months ago

    This is so gay but i love it. ❤❤😩

  • Lilly Loving Heart
    Lilly Loving Heart 2 months ago

    I dont think he's a tough guy....


    *he's a hardcore ultimate man*

  • Ayano Aishi
    Ayano Aishi 2 months ago

    *breaks in the video*

  • Ntandokazi Mngomeni
    Ntandokazi Mngomeni 2 months ago

    As a girl, this intimidates me

  • FrycioXD
    FrycioXD 3 months ago

    Mom: You used my make-up items to WHAT?!

  • alexia laura
    alexia laura 3 months ago

    I wonder what his roommates are just watching him while he's cooking🤣🤣

  • DannyDaDuffyDucking Daffer

    Nachos says Christmas like Hawaian pizza says Hanukkah

  • Stephanie Crews
    Stephanie Crews 3 months ago

    This video was straight up feminine I love itttt

  • Gladys Ebedientes
    Gladys Ebedientes 3 months ago

    Guess who's lifting weights now.

  • Orenjisan Productions
    Orenjisan Productions 3 months ago

    How is that cheddar

  • Kaushiki paseja
    Kaushiki paseja 3 months ago

    He said a major fuck you to toxic masculinity in a just a 3:30 min vdo

  • puteraslayer
    puteraslayer 3 months ago

    I love the level of sarcasm in this video. Lol 😂

  • subscribe for no reason please

    Yeaahh!! Alpha males! Woo! Testosterone! I friggin love testosterone!

  • Murkyjerky 17
    Murkyjerky 17 3 months ago

    You’re a fuckin legend