Can A President Pardon Himself?

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  • Published on Jun 5, 2018
  • The Constitution declares that no man is above the law. But it doesn't say anything about manbabies.
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  • marlene g
    marlene g 4 hours ago

    Can Trump contract a flesh eating disease already.

  • stephanieallard67
    stephanieallard67 4 days ago

    I just wanna say, i associate the news being portrayed in a manner that makes me laugh rather than contemplate suicide.

  • Mermaid We
    Mermaid We 6 days ago

    Pardoning ones self = dictator... Innocent people don't require pardons.

  • Divine Aria
    Divine Aria 7 days ago

    "Having him testify demeans the office of the president before the world."
    Good one, even though this clown is already demeaning the office of the president on his own on a daily basis.

  • Hecter Natchos
    Hecter Natchos 13 days ago

    round 2

  • Trish Fitzpatrick
    Trish Fitzpatrick 13 days ago

    So THIS is where the Trump Derangement Syndrome sufferer's support group meets! Awesome! You kids hang in there...

  • Caleb Clarke
    Caleb Clarke 14 days ago

    Pardon : the action of forgiving or being forgiven for an error or offense. Logically it is impossible to pardon oneself by this very definition. Key word: or

  • BulletFarmer2
    BulletFarmer2 16 days ago +1

    Wow--who knew that Trump was talking about James Comey when he said he could get away with shooting someone on Fifth Street?

  • Darlene Monen
    Darlene Monen 16 days ago

    you have to be convicted of a crime to get a pardon. if trump gets convicted he loses his seat as president therefore loses power to pardon anyone including himself. duh!

  • Niki Bond
    Niki Bond 16 days ago

    no he can not pardon himself that is not a possibility he is a nut

  • TR Ollen
    TR Ollen 20 days ago

    gay - I remember a time when Colbert was funny :(

  • Mc007Queen
    Mc007Queen 20 days ago

    Why does he have to say his name and his last name every time he starts his show ? .. that's like Donald J Trump saying his name every time he has a press conference

  • Robert Beccue
    Robert Beccue 20 days ago

    Innocent people would never think of pardoning themselves. He is guilty as sin.

  • David Boudreau
    David Boudreau 22 days ago

    NOT in matters of Impeachment. Art 2 sec. 2 of the U S Constitution. It's black & white.

  • Roman Darius
    Roman Darius 27 days ago

    Stephen Colbert, what was Pizza Gate all about? Were you leftist molesting children? We all know that Anthony Weiner is in jail for that, but come on: "We have a Pizza a month old and not in too good of shape, we don't think it will last, we will let it go as a discount?" Those are code words, you filthy scum!

  • Ticotech Houston
    Ticotech Houston 28 days ago

    Fuck you Colbert. You were happy trashing DNC and Hillary. Now you are the most mother fucker hypocrite crying for Trump. Fuck you puto hipocrita

  • Misty M. Kirby, PhD
    Misty M. Kirby, PhD 29 days ago +1

    Yup, those of us who lived in the city during the Rudy years know...were it not for 9/11, he'd be completely and utterly hated (like he was on 10 Sept 2011)

  • Elliander Eldridge
    Elliander Eldridge 29 days ago

    Well, if the states prosecute him, he wouldn't have this power, right? Also, even if he is charged with a federal crime, can he pardon himself prior to conviction? If not then an impeachment first could hold him accountable. He could go down in history as the first president fully impeached (Clinton technically wasn't, or rather he was impeached but was never ordered to step down so was allowed to complete his term) and the first president convicted of a crime committed while in office.

  • DivineMalice9
    DivineMalice9 Month ago

    might as well just have a worthless euro king, no diffrence lol

  • Tony Wilson
    Tony Wilson Month ago

    ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST!!!

  • Lorisa214
    Lorisa214 Month ago

    I don't think you should force someone to make a cake for a gay wedding if they don't want to. More importantly, if they didn't want to, why would you force them? No way you'll enjoy the cake on your wedding. Just go somewhere else.

  • this alien
    this alien Month ago

    This makes me happy😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂so hella happy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • ctownneto
    ctownneto Month ago

    I could kill u in your sleep jajajaja awesome

  • Nick
    Nick Month ago

    Oh we really are a global embarrassment.

  • sccello
    sccello Month ago

    That was not an accurate reading of the SCOTUS decision. They decided on a technicality because the justices couldn't decide whether a wedding cake is a religiously-relevant item or not. The decision explicitly stated that there was undesirable discrimination involved, but that the Colorado discrimination board were being unacceptable jerks. Take it up with them if you don't like it.

  • Laydie Lie
    Laydie Lie Month ago

    Ugh. Stupid bakers and their religious crap.

  • Literally Who
    Literally Who Month ago

    Saw the title, and I assumed Colbert would not answer the rhetorical question he is asking.
    The answer is "yes". The President can pardon himself, he can call off any investigation into him at his own whim, and fire the whomever he pleases within the executive branch for any reason he pleases; they all work for the President, he is their boss. The President is the leader of the executive branch, and he is the top legal official in the country, not the Attorney General.
    What really makes Colbert's lies here so insidious is that leftists were almost bragging about the fact that when Hillary was going to be elected, she could just pardon herself from her crimes. It's funny how the tables have turned, huh?

  • GunTotinMinnesotan
    GunTotinMinnesotan Month ago

    The only thing people talk about anymore, the president. Everyone needs a new hobby

  • Robin James
    Robin James Month ago

    FFS I am so sick of your shitty Trump jokes, acting like it is the most pressing thing. What about Yemen, Iran nuclear deal, Saudi funding terrorists etc. etc.

  • John Hurley
    John Hurley Month ago

    Such a brainwashed comment section. It's actually pretty disgusting. Ok so #1 we live in a republic and no matter how many times you say democracy you're still wrong. #2 are you all obsessed with hating Trump? Im not a huge fan but I'll never vote Democrat again and I can't even watch I just came here to see how deep the lunacy runs. It's deep

  • Charles Frank
    Charles Frank Month ago

    Go fuck yourself, Call-Burt.

  • gere jigme
    gere jigme Month ago

    so disgusting show not funny all very disrespect our persident this show for left show tow his just real politics show so sick he help left dishonest man you sick man

  • Felix Herrera
    Felix Herrera Month ago

    Stupid Steven, the Constitution clearly state the "President is the Chief Supreme Justice" unless he personally violated a person's rights or physically harm he cannot be prosecuted!!

  • Stereotypical Astronaut

    Stephen Colbert is an insufferable low T faggot. 🤓

  • Tickle me Softly
    Tickle me Softly Month ago

    Awe Stevie why is your Twitter profile of you kissing your wife? Is it because you’re a fake catholic? We all know you’re a fag so just come out of the closet with your Mandingo boyfriend that’s been pounding your asshole.

  • Freulix Le Sage
    Freulix Le Sage Month ago

    Who's this annoying drunk uncle voice

  • azur bleu
    azur bleu Month ago

    Can A Dictator Pardon Himself? YES

  • Ruel Mannette
    Ruel Mannette Month ago

    I got a Prager U add when I tried to watch this video. They are getting really old. Let the consumers speak.
    www.change.org/p/google-youtube-keep-prager-u-s-videos-in-restricted-content-and-remove-their-ads/w?source_location=petition_nav

  • Duck Sicked
    Duck Sicked Month ago

    TRUMP IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR. HE IS THE SECOND CUMING OF JESUS. YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE RELIGIOUS. YOU SHOULD BE SENT TO GATMO

  • Duck Sicked
    Duck Sicked Month ago

    I LOVE MY VAGINA. THIS IS MY PIPI

  • Duck Sicked
    Duck Sicked Month ago

    I HOPE YOU DIE STEPHEN COLBERT FOR INSULTING OUR GOD. TRUMP.MAY THE LORD KILL YOU WITH HIS WRATH

  • Ali Nadem
    Ali Nadem Month ago +1

    Can a comedian be original?

  • 🇺🇸Minster🇺🇸

    Trump was a Democrat before he turned to a Republican..he has the mind of a Democrat ....so libtards...you do have a Democrat in office...SO CHILL YOURE TITS!!!

  • Luther James
    Luther James Month ago

    Impeach then jail...sounds good to me...

  • Bernt Sunde
    Bernt Sunde Month ago

    No need for USA to get attacked by any outside countries, they are fighting a cultural and political civil war, pretty clear for everyone outside. How many poor people in USA? How much violence? How is the pollution? The Educational system? The family values? And this country is supposed to 'lead the world' ? This nation can't even lead themselves!

  • L H
    L H Month ago

    Americans are such dumb cunts. Especially this dickhead host. Instead of supporting your president/people you guys bashing on each other. The world is laughing at you guys.

  • Tony K
    Tony K Month ago

    Colbert....you're soooo BORING. Can't you do a monologue on ANY OTHER subject? Always with the TRUMP...TRUMP...TRUMP.... You do realize that you are doing him a huge favor, right? Come on buddy... Broaden your repertoire... Or are you really just a boring one trick pony?

    • Tony K
      Tony K Month ago

      Shredding Gnarly Harley hi. Not sure he's disrupting anything. I used to love his stuff when he was just doing the Colbert Report. But now I can't watch him anymore. He's shown his true colors and I must say he's very committed to an unrelenting anti TRUMP campaign. It's ok..free speech etc... He just really boring and one dimensional to me now.

    • Shredding Gnarly Harley
      Shredding Gnarly Harley Month ago

      Tony K Bless your heart.... You think Colbert is Trying to disrupt this nation because He's boring. I somewhat envy that. Stephen colbert Has a massive Closet.

  • bmc
    bmc Month ago

    Of course stupid!

  • ferg
    ferg Month ago

    PURE EVIL

  • John smith
    John smith Month ago

    Hey colbert keep spouting your identity politics bullshit and insulting the star wars fandom. Im sure that will fix the problems huh? Im SURE all the attacks on the fans will bring the profits to the franchise huh? Keep saying its only the white straight males, and ignoring the women and poc ALSO hate this new shit political agenda garbage too. Lets see if that brings the money. Lol i really guess stupid is as stupid does but enjoy the reverb in your echoe chamber lol. We'll see won't wee huh snowflake beta boy? ;)

  • Alasdair Thomson
    Alasdair Thomson Month ago

    5:50 oh my goodness, WHAT THE HELL, Jon Baptiste?

  • Musaab Osman
    Musaab Osman Month ago

    The band leader is so annoying.

  • CT
    CT Month ago

    God Colbert is not funny at all just regurgitated shit over and over again.

  • Friendly Neighborhood Gamer

    Boooooo

  • DANIEL VERATTI
    DANIEL VERATTI Month ago

    This guy is a sad human. Clearly on his knees for Obama and cant handle reality. Please tighten your tie until your face is the color of your suit.

  • Dog alpha
    Dog alpha Month ago

    yes because... America !

  • neo polaris
    neo polaris Month ago

    Parrot those media false talking points, retard!

  • PAD Music
    PAD Music Month ago

    The Left honors a porn star with no education or morals and blast The First Lady who is polite, educated, kind, and beautiful. Wow, that sums them up in a nutshell. By the way, what would this closet fag do without Trump?

  • artbydesignofkc Joey

    Hey homo Stephen Colbert guess what when your ex Muslim president signed into law without a vote gay marriage totally going against the majority of Americans that are against it and then put a fagg flag on the front of the White House like we were all in agreement. When we're not. And by the way I don't hate gay people I just find it disgusting but I don't give a shit what you do in your house as long as you don't bother me. But back to this that Muslim loving Iranian cash giving ex-president of yours sold out our country. And now you're mad that we have a president who is a fucking pimp boss. You're a hater. Why don't you ask your rapist Bill Clinton to go over and negotiate and give the Iranian some cash. Or ask Hillary and Obama to sell some more uranium to the Russians they keep saying are so terrible. All you little girls do like Steven Cole homo bare does stir the pot like the little girls we all went to school with can't fight but constantly stirring the pot. Who are you funny too dumbass people who really don't know the truth all you got to do is listen to Clapper on The View and he admitted there's a spy. But no you dumb asses or your audience that I obviously can't think for itself there for you have to help them and then they applaud so your little gay but feels better. May your shit little heart die as quickly as possible. I hex you

  • Tracy Adams
    Tracy Adams Month ago

    A neutered Paul Ryan speaking about Trump: “It’s what he does, we’ve kind of learned to live with it.” You are not learning to live with it Mr. Ryan, you are enabling Trump. Get some balls, then worry about your career.

  • Man Spreader
    Man Spreader Month ago

    Stephen,you are a worthless fucking faggot,enjoy your AIDS

  • Hey Now
    Hey Now Month ago

    This asshole needs to be hung ! Biggest douchebag on TV ! Fuck All of you !

  • hhhk20
    hhhk20 Month ago

    This cocksucker will have 4 more years to entertain the Dems with his tired routine, after Trump wins re-election. Looking forward to the NEXT post-election night laments & hysterics. Your tears are my joy. Go Trump🇺🇸

  • Wendy Alexander
    Wendy Alexander Month ago

    Dershewitz equals dumbwitz. Giuliani keeps getting deeper. Trumps detail man has a long list of not getting things right but getting richer.

  • Warren Wilson
    Warren Wilson Month ago

    A president can not pardon himself. Other presidents had problems they did not pardon themseif

  • Orian Spot
    Orian Spot Month ago

    Yes, the president can pardon his family. Yes, the president can pardon members of Congress - pardon former presidents, former CIA directors and on and on and on, including himself.

    From Mark lavin
    Education: Cheltenham High School, Temple University, Temple University Beasley School of Law, St. Louis Park High School
    Levin worked in the administration of President Ronald Reagan and was a chief of staff for Attorney General Edwin Meese. He is president of the Landmark Legal Foundation,

    The president shall have power to grant reprieves and pardons for offenses against the United States except in cases of impeachment. Lets look at the language, and if the language is not confusing, it’s not complicated, it’s not contradictory, we follow the language in the Constitution. So the answer is, I would argue, definitively, regardless of what courts would say, yes, the president can pardon himself. Yes, the president can pardon his family. Yes, the president can pardon members of Congress - pardon former presidents, pardon CIA directors and on and on and on, in my view. And I don’t see much of an argument against it.

    People will start to argue public policy. People will start to argue certain Supreme Court cases. Although, interestingly, none is on point.

    “But, one of the earliest cases decided by John Marshall, United States v. Wilson, 1833, would seem to underscore my point.

    “And James Wilson argued during the Convention that pardon before conviction might be necessary. So, who can be pardoned? There’s no limitations. When the pardon can occur. There’s no limitation.

    “People will want limitations; people will argue public policy, but this isn’t a game. This isn’t about public policy. This is about what the Constitution says. We’re not debating a statute.

    “This isn’t a plebiscite or a referendum. Doesn’t matter what the media say. Doesn’t matter what Congress says. Doesn’t matter what anyone says. It matters what the Constitution says.”

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    t brown Month ago

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  • StraightUpChill Saul Guddmein

    Too bad he doesn't do anything, you know good.. with all those "powers" he doesn't intend on exercizing.

  • jerusdc
    jerusdc Month ago

    Go suck a dick Colbert you cuck

  • Rob Crissinger
    Rob Crissinger Month ago

    Isn't that what his Fat little N. Korean buddy does?

  • // osivot
    // osivot Month ago

    If he has gone this many days claiming he can pardon himself and no "adults" have told him NO in no uncertain terms, than of course Orange Julius can pardon himself. He essentially already has, saying so first is 9/10ths of the law these days.

  • Rob Crissinger
    Rob Crissinger Month ago

    Only if he Farted...

  • Tim Winchester
    Tim Winchester Month ago

    How about you talk about Hillary and her obvious crimes , dedicate a whole year and every episode to talk about the Clintons and their full blown crimes !! Do that you moron.

  • Tim Winchester
    Tim Winchester Month ago

    Dude !! Get off trump's dick! Do you know how stupid you look when every fucking show /episode you broadcast is always about the president. You stupid fucks weren't hating on the man until he became the president. Its obvious that you're jealous, only losers spend this much time talking about one person. I hope you're stupid show gets canceled, you disrespectful fuck boy! You're not funny at all either. Pick a new career because being funny and humorous is not your forte', you're garbage. Show some respect to the president. The only reason why people like you hate one him is because he promotes good morals Christian morals , while you idiots support and promote homosexuality and demonized morality. The total opposite of Gods word and what this country stands for and was built on. Your time is coming soon.. and you will be prosecuted by the most high. Our creator.

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    Kara N Troche Month ago

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  • Kate
    Kate Month ago

    Soo...since when is President of the United States synonym with King of the United States?

  • eyeh8eternal
    eyeh8eternal Month ago

    only the Queen of England could commit Murder and get away with it even if she committed a crime in another country still she can get away with it, but not fucking Trump this cunt is a mad diluted idiot to think he could get away with a crime, where's your fucking Crown King Nothing Trump oh... that's right its lodged up your arse you mad clown prick

  • Brian Gehrke
    Brian Gehrke Month ago

    There is one thing we know that this fool of a president can do and that's go jump in the river.

  • omgloxina
    omgloxina Month ago

    There comes a point where satire is no longer funny. We shouldn’t be laughing about this.

  • TK Wallace
    TK Wallace Month ago

    All I see are the dozens of graduate school theses to be written about this presidency. In more or less every discipline.

  • Chris Moeller
    Chris Moeller Month ago

    So if I kill someone because of my sincere religious beliefs, its okay to let me off, right?

  • Derek Currie
    Derek Currie Month ago

    I wish The Trump President would bother to actually READ the US Constitution. The President cannot stop any investigation conducted by THE CONGRESS. If impeached by THE CONGRESS the President has no power to pardon himself at any time, including if he's found guilty of high crimes or misdemeanours. The Trump belongs in either the dark ages or a totalitarian country where such offenses against the citizens are allowed. The Trump does not belong in the USA. So much for his 'patriotism'. He can't even be bothered to understand what 'patriotism' means or to comprehend the Oath Of Office he made at his inauguration. Such is his level of professionalism. Narcissism excuses nothing.

    • Chris Moeller
      Chris Moeller Month ago

      Trump has always admired dictators, and longed to be one. If he had his way, he would be America's new Fuhrer or Glorious Leader.

  • Walter Green
    Walter Green Month ago

    He can not pardon himself from being impeached. So impeach him first, then remove hime from office, then press legal charges against him. Here what the U.S. Constitution says.
    Article II, Section 2: The President shall be Commander and Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the Militia of the several States, when called into the actual Service of the United States; he may require the Opinion, in writing, of the principal Officer in each of the executive Departments, upon any Subject relating to the Duties of their respective Offices, and shall have the Power to grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offenses against the United States, except in Cases of Impeachment.

  • six dux
    six dux Month ago

    the real stephen colbert was way funnier...

  • Rainie Wright
    Rainie Wright Month ago

    Where were y’all at when Hillary was giving out money to North Korea

  • Rainie Wright
    Rainie Wright Month ago

    Well why would he need to pardon himself

  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Month ago

    Hmm... Even if the President can pardon himself for FEDERAL crimes, he couldn't pardon himself from District of Columbia or state charges of murder etc for shooting James Comey.

    • CodeKillerz
      CodeKillerz Month ago

      Murder is a federal crime if it takes place in D.C.

  • RED BALLS73
    RED BALLS73 Month ago

    Stick it up your Fake ass. You’re an embarrassment to comedy. All you are is a Democrat Puppet. Fuck boy. People are sick of your one sided Bullshit. Why don’t you do America a favor. Leave

    • Chris Moeller
      Chris Moeller Month ago

      You're either a traitor, or a Russian troll. Which is it?

  • Renard Leblanc
    Renard Leblanc Month ago

    Yep, getting pretty sic of this simpering tyrannus.

  • Israel Did 911
    Israel Did 911 Month ago

    Rev. Ted Pike - March 2, 2014 -
    Jews are a race of unbelievable monsters. Who on earth would publish religious books saying it is okay to have sex with babies. For nearly a century, the Jewish-dominated Hollywood film industry and big media have conspicuously influenced Christian America away from Biblical morals and values. Yet, with the hippie rebellion of the early sixties, the Jewish media found exponential opportunities to hasten America’s moral decline. Encouraging drugs and pornography it persuaded America that “free love” and living together outside of marriage were socially acceptable. With astonishing rapidity the movie, TV, and print media helped produce a generation of sexual libertines. By the end of the sixties, it hastened the sexual revolution to its next stage, homosexuality. Now, more than 40 years later, even homosexuality has lost its attraction to many children and grandchildren of the hippie generation. Pedophilia (sex with little boys and girls along with child pornography) is the latest underground obsession sweeping America and the world. What kind of moral foundations do Jews of the media rest upon, that they could consciously ignite and fan the flames of a sexual inferno that continues to ravage our once Christian society? Virtually all the media moguls who founded Hollywood and the big three TV networks were immigrants, or their children, from predominantly orthodox Jewish communities in Eastern Europe. The Talmud is the holiest book in Judaism. They don’t even really red the Old Testament anymore. To this day, the Talmud remains Judaism’s highest moral, ethical and legal authority. Does the Talmud share Christianity’s foundation of wholesome moral values? Hardly. Instead, the Talmud is the sleazy substrata of a religious system gone terribly astray; it is that code of Pharisaic unbelief Christ described as “full of all uncleanness” (Matt. 23:27). Shockingly, Judaism’s most revered authority actually endorses such sins as lying, oath-breaking, and indirect murder. And it even sanctions one of the greatest sins of all: child molestation. When Christ accused the Pharisees of His day of being Satan’s spiritual children, He fully realized what they were capable of. Second century Rabbi Simeon ben Yohai, one of Judaism’s very greatest rabbis and a creator of Kabbalah, sanctioned pedophilia-permitting molestation of baby girls even younger than three! He proclaimed, “A proselyte who is under the age of three years and a day is permitted to marry a priest.” Subsequent rabbis refer to ben Yohai’s endorsement of pedophilia as “halakah,” or binding Jewish law. Has ben Yohai, child rape advocate, been disowned by modern Jews? Hardly. Today, in ben Yohai’s hometown of Meron, Israel, tens of thousands of orthodox and ultra-orthodox Jews gather annually for days and nights of singing and dancing in his memory. References to pedophilia abound in the Talmud. They occupy considerable sections of Treatises Kethuboth and Yebamoth and are enthusiastically endorsed by the Talmud’s definitive legal work, Treatise Sanhedrin. The rabbis of the Talmud are notorious for their legal hairsplitting, and quibbling debates. But they share rare agreement about their right to molest three year old girls. In contrast to many hotly debated issues, hardly a hint of dissent rises against the prevailing opinion (expressed in many clear passages) that pedophilia is not only normal but scriptural as well! It’s as if the rabbis have found an exalted truth whose majesty silences debate. The Pharisees justified child rape by explaining that a boy of nine years was not a “man” (See, “Judaism and Homosexuality: A Marriage Made in Hell, Thus they exempted him from God’s Mosaic Law: “You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination” (Lev. 18:22) One passage in the Talmud gives permission for a woman who molested her young son to marry a high priest. It concludes, “All agree that the connection of a boy aged nine years and a day is a real connection; whilst that of one less than eight years is not.”

    • Chris Moeller
      Chris Moeller Month ago

      www.evilbible.com

    • Chris Moeller
      Chris Moeller Month ago

      Are you religious? EDIT: Actually, I see you're a reverend. You do know all that evil shit's in the Bible too, right?

  • Gee Eee
    Gee Eee Month ago

    still butthurt with the whole Russian collusion myth I see... oh well, enjoy your first amendment

  • Raul Martinez
    Raul Martinez Month ago

    WTF? are a comedian or a freaking suck ass commentator for the Democrat's zombies?????

  • Jordan Peters
    Jordan Peters Month ago

    I love the Yankees but I have never loved Yankee Stadium more. I❤️NY!

  • Randy Tausch
    Randy Tausch Month ago

    He's too afraid to make any derogatory remarks about the Clintons!!!! If you piss them off, all of a sudden, you will commit suicide!!!!
    Every enemy of the Clintons commits suicide!!!!!

  • Quentin Styger
    Quentin Styger Month ago

    Remember those times Trump said he was pro US and not pro China out of nowhere? That's the art of the deal for Trump, he lies first before doing the opposite even if you don't ask about it.

  • TD Van
    TD Van Month ago

    I thought PornBurger's slogan was 'First Come, First Served'...

  • Emperor Swagatine
    Emperor Swagatine Month ago

    Could you imagine the outrage from conservatives if Obama had actually been charged with one of his many crimes but just pardoned himself? There'd be fucking riots in the streets about how an evil Kenyan, Muslim was trying to establish a dictatorship. But of course when daddy Trump does something hideously authoritarian that ok because MAGA! Fucking brainless sheep; nihilism is the only sensible course of action at this point.

    • Emperor Swagatine
      Emperor Swagatine Month ago +1

      Dude Obama expanded George Bushes NSA spying directives and did tons of illegal drone strikes, some of which killed American citizens. Is he as bad as Trump? No. But like every modern president he did plenty of unconstitutional shit and probably should have been impeached.

    • CodeKillerz
      CodeKillerz Month ago

      Obama committed crimes?

  • BJB
    BJB Month ago

    such an asshat this clown is - know what else isn't going away ? TRUMP 2020

  • Pat Doyle
    Pat Doyle Month ago

    My sincere religious beliefs require me to punch that baker in the face, so I guess it's OK.