Joe Rogan Experience #1269 - Bryan Callen

  • Published on Mar 21, 2019
  • Bryan Callen is an actor and stand-up comedian, and together with Brendan Schaub he also hosts “The Fighter & The Kid” podcast. His new stand up special "Complicated Apes" is now available to download on iTunes, Amazon, and various other platforms.

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  • lee1776
    lee1776 Day ago

    Fuck bryan callen

  • Bear Knight
    Bear Knight 2 days ago

    Global warming is a cult. Its followers believe in dogma w/o doing the research, and treat the state like their god.

    • scoop245
      scoop245 Day ago

      97% of the scientists do the research

  • Dom Noe
    Dom Noe 3 days ago

    Ugh i love them

  • Domzdream
    Domzdream 3 days ago

    Bookmark: 2:26:00

  • Chi Shaun
    Chi Shaun 6 days ago

    Coach Anthony brought me here

  • Beyaj
    Beyaj 6 days ago

    Get myth on the podcast pls

  • Austin's Thoughts
    Austin's Thoughts 7 days ago

    Joe "most of my diet is elk meat" Rogan.

  • Jesse Cabezas
    Jesse Cabezas 7 days ago

    Bryan callen i like him but hes super wrong America independent 1776 the civil war ended 1865 that equals 89yrs .... from 1865 to 2019 is 154yrs without slavery we free slaves longer than we had slaves as a nation and America was the only country to fight a war to end slavery

  • Max Perez
    Max Perez 8 days ago

    The U.S. has not been a country with slaves longer than without them. If Callen's talking about the first people that came to the U.S. sure, but technically the country started in 1776 and to 1865 that's only 89 years of slavery. 1865 to 2019 is 154 years

    • The Great One
      The Great One Day ago

      Slavery is still legal tho. The 13th amendment allows the enslavement of those convicted of a crime basically making slavery legal by law. After the civil war, the south started passing laws called "Black Codes" which were laws that specifically targeted blacks making them criminals which made them slaves again which is why many Black Americans say slavery never ended in the US. Everyone always mentions the 13th amendment making slavery illegal because they haven't actually read the text and don't understand how enslaving convicted criminals can easily be abused.

  • Over Heated EsKim0
    Over Heated EsKim0 8 days ago

    People will say he is a lightweight but when your not a smoker and you smoke a blunt there's a lot of weed in one toke from none smoker

  • Mark Karavan
    Mark Karavan 8 days ago

    Get Donald J. Trump on the show.

  • CreativeMe
    CreativeMe 8 days ago

    Joe "I love that guy to death" Rogan

  • uisce_beatha
    uisce_beatha 8 days ago

    You say we need a well funded fire department... ROFL. 80% of fire fighters are volunteers.

    • David Delaney
      David Delaney 7 days ago

      Well we dont give those volunteers buckets and supersoakers to put out fires. Paying fire fighters in my area is stupid. Havnt had a fire in 50 years.

  • Andrew Zobava
    Andrew Zobava 10 days ago

    spending more money doesn't fix the problem Joe "I voted for Hillary and Bernie twice" Rogan

  • Austin Reid
    Austin Reid 10 days ago

    Every podcast seems to eventually turn into a MMA show

  • David Hambrick
    David Hambrick 10 days ago

    Joe makes weed sound so pretentious it

  • Jay Rock
    Jay Rock 12 days ago

    joe "say you put a llama in a backpack" rogan

  • Matthew McCaffry
    Matthew McCaffry 12 days ago

    Callen eats pheasant spirits.

  • Mark Ferguson
    Mark Ferguson 12 days ago

    Albert and Jean flag....uh oh, - fucking Buzzkill.I get deja vous on such a regular basis , thinking it is real life Ground Hog Day,- only it's somebody else's day.Come to suspect that people are here for different reasons,- some just to keep the race going, and other's to make things happen; a few get to do both.Some have real choices and options, and some do not.It's the only explanation that currently makes sense; listen here for alternative possible scenarios.Thanks gentlemen, for being one of the few examples of non mindless entertainment.

  • Dale Wilsnagh
    Dale Wilsnagh 12 days ago

    Thank you Bryan for the shout out to Cape Town, it is one of a kind.

  • last generation
    last generation 14 days ago

    U tube needs the middle finger option.callen is a dry fk

  • last generation
    last generation 15 days ago

    What's the deal with french guys with mustache.this guy is like eating a stale tricite cracker.lame much repetition..

  • Grace Period
    Grace Period 15 days ago

    Joe Rogan you should have NVIDIA’s Lead Researcher on the Applied Research Team Brian Catanzaro on the JRE! He is part of the team that developed the PhotoReal drawing Program that Jamie Vernon brought to your attention about 2 hours into this podcast Epsd

  • Dn D
    Dn D 15 days ago +1

    get some Bowmore 15 year old The Darkest for about 80$ a bottle, it used to be around 40$ a couple years ago, its fucking delicious. a good proper priceworthy scotish single malt

  • Andy D
    Andy D 15 days ago

    Are these guys high?

  • SimpleMan
    SimpleMan 15 days ago

    Is it the Elk , or all the testosterone therapy?????

  • Logan
    Logan 15 days ago

    Where can I get Complicated Apes by Bryan Callen?

  • Mike Woodward
    Mike Woodward 15 days ago

    23 minutes in is where Joe loses me, we don't need to tax more to fix things. He's rich if he wants to put forth more he can and should. Some people though are in a spot where theyre good but not good enough to give back extra. Finally I can give back more than my share of taxes but I need less government policies with hands in my pockets and more freedom to use my extra money as I see fit.
    I'm starting a charity to send comics to kids in Africa. It's just getting going and I don't even have a cool snappy name but the pieces are starting to move.

  • crown
    crown 16 days ago

    International scandal Trump signed s447 and sh1224 international scandal. protest Warsaw 11 may 2019

  • villegas24
    villegas24 16 days ago

    "Skeptics" aka idiots

  • Tommy Gunn
    Tommy Gunn 16 days ago +1

    4 min in and Callen Trolls Joe with Owen Benjiman. 😂😂 (Mustache man)

  • Tommy Gunn
    Tommy Gunn 16 days ago

    Joe Never has an Encyclopedia Britannica banner under his Videos... Not Saying Joes a shill but if you tbink this is just an ad free unsponsored podcast you are wrong...

  • Kalkidan Deme
    Kalkidan Deme 17 days ago

    This is the best JRE

  • E村人
    E村人 18 days ago

    48:50 I can attest to this bit. I stumbled on a certain reddit post about eczema, a lot of what they described lined up with my own experiences. Turned out I had systemic candidiasis. Fast forward about a year in on oil of oregano and probiotic supplementing. It is absolutely astonishing how much my health has transformed, not just the eczema. Gut health is *HUGE*. And just occasionally taking a supplement isn't good enough. Especially coming from the 'modern american diet' or any other background of not really minding what you eat and you want to start. You want to reset things with something like oil of oregano and other anti-fungals and then go hard on the probiotics. Eat something on a daily basis. Kefir / sourdough is simple to upkeep and intake every day. Lacto-fermented vegetables and pickles are great too. Not the storebought stuff (which might just be crunchy pickles in vinegar or something), make it yourself or make sure it's made right with bacteria.

  • Hogwire
    Hogwire 19 days ago

    What podcast is Joe talking about 34:00 min? The podcast that didn't work out?

    • John R
      John R 16 days ago

      Callens buddy Jimmy Burke I think

  • Bedardo
    Bedardo 19 days ago +1

    Wrt TB: I likely took the same cocktail of antibiotics. The pills can cause your optic nerve to swell. To prevent this, you're supposed to take B6 alongside it. Glad I didn't come out colourblind.

  • Nick Hambrick
    Nick Hambrick 19 days ago

    This entire podcast feels rehearsed...there isn't a thing in this entire podcast so far (currently 50% through it) that I haven't heard on another podcast...

    • John R
      John R 16 days ago

      I really enjoy Callen on here but they do go over the same things from time to time

  • blahbleh
    blahbleh 19 days ago

    I wish Joe would talk more openly about money. Towards the end where they were talking about the comedian that sold out multiple Madison square garden shows, Bryans like “imagine the kind of money”. Joes like “I’m sure there’s that but...”. Bitch. If you’re selling out Madison square garden money is definitely a fucking thing.
    It’s just annoying how joe has this “money is not that important. Just save up money and quit your job and love what you do” meanwhile he travels the country/world, eats the best food, drives the best cars ect.
    Not hating on the dude. I’m extremely happy he’s successful. But don’t brush away money as if it’s this trivial thing. Ok I’m done ranting now lol

  • droid muncher
    droid muncher 19 days ago

    seems like this guest is full of poop imo

  • Levon Stilson
    Levon Stilson 19 days ago +1

    Lol “why are you running with a gun dude?” “Is that loaded?” “Don’t do that.”
    Joe is such a fudd

  • J time
    J time 20 days ago

    You have a giant fat abdomen from roids and alcohol joe. It looks like your wearing a flak jacket.

  • Deanna Leystra
    Deanna Leystra 20 days ago

    Bears... If it's black, fight back; if it's brown, lie down; if it's white, goodnight (you're dead)!

  • Danielle Jean
    Danielle Jean 20 days ago

    Anytime Bryan gets a chance to speak French...

  • Zen Zany
    Zen Zany 20 days ago

    i feel like joe’s whole persona changed after he hit the blunt.. like he became nicer. and i feel like bryan callen is constantly acting, like he’s never himself

  • David Walton
    David Walton 20 days ago

    Some of these comments man... Where do yall find the time in your lifes to watch youtube videos and start arguments and saying rude shit to people you don't even know? What a waste of food,space,air and any other recource you slobs take for granted and waste away. Enjoy your lifes go do somethong with your life. Stop wasting it on trying to hurt other people for idek what. How can one take joy in that i cant even compute. But i guess it takes a special type. Ba bye

  • Jackson Terrance
    Jackson Terrance 20 days ago +1

    Bam Margera or Johnny Knoxville would be good guests them Jackass guys are a bunch of wisenhiemers

  • Devante Poe
    Devante Poe 20 days ago

    Tin foil hat. Stay goin deep homeboy 🐍

  • Wolfsli
    Wolfsli 20 days ago

    Who sleeps for more than 6 hours ? if i press on to even 7-8 hours my whole body ache's. Even still Joe got some really entertaining podcasts, nice to have in the background when you go to the swimming hall.

  • D Money
    D Money 21 day ago

    This man was in a rap song😂 when I saw him I was like wtf

    MESO HANO 21 day ago


    MESO HANO 21 day ago

    Perspective? Or

  • schwift
    schwift 21 day ago +1

    St. Louis is very industrial, concrete, bland colors, so I totally get what he means. My friend argued me the opposite. He comes from the rich parts and has a perspective of very small percentage of the city.

  • David Cameo
    David Cameo 22 days ago +1

    Now I want to purchase bespoke shoes...

  • Ethan Vonbehren
    Ethan Vonbehren 22 days ago

    I hate that bryan callen put his standup behind a paywall.

  • Zaiya
    Zaiya 22 days ago

    Lol very gay friendly episode fuckin talkim bout guys the whole time still funny af

  • Freedom Cobra
    Freedom Cobra 22 days ago

    All new bullies meeting the new kid in school*
    “There are two types of people in the world, those who think Robbie was out and those who don’t, which one are you!?”

  • Logan Allen
    Logan Allen 22 days ago +8

    When all else fails, JRE will be the only station downloaded on my PIP-BOY

    • Meme Review
      Meme Review 22 days ago +2

      I imagine there'll be a pretty narrow pool of guests. Maybe just Alex Jones.

  • p_mongiello
    p_mongiello 22 days ago

    Did espn(Disney) send a ceases and desist order to Joe “ want to bet you can find it on the internet” Rogan?

  • Tom Cast
    Tom Cast 22 days ago

    I wanna hit off the shit that crashed Tesla's stock lol

  • Mr Freeman
    Mr Freeman 22 days ago

    Brian "100%" Callen

  • justin moegling
    justin moegling 22 days ago +1

    Philosophize this is something I recommend full heartedly.

  • Ray Feist
    Ray Feist 23 days ago

    After the Alaska gig I would go to new Orleans and spear alligators. That is good eats. Spear a gator and eat it.

  • Ben Martinez-Romero
    Ben Martinez-Romero 23 days ago

    When are we getting DC on the mma show?

  • Shane Sprague
    Shane Sprague 23 days ago +8

    "take it easy" at 23:40 HAD ME DYING

  • Patsy Lee Oswald
    Patsy Lee Oswald 23 days ago

    1:35:15 - putting it here to resume this tomorrow.

  • James Smith
    James Smith 23 days ago

    Any chance we could get Martin Shkreli on here? He’s a super controversial guy, but aside from all the media slander the actual actions of this guy is far less sinister than we’re lead to believe, would be interesting to get both sides of the story for once!

  • sebastian barrazaz
    sebastian barrazaz 23 days ago +1

    You know you are in joe rogans channel when a kettlebell shows up as an add

  • Sol 98
    Sol 98 23 days ago +4

    When’s the kanye podcast coming?

  • g martin
    g martin 23 days ago

    Ha ha f*** that no more f****** pay-per-views for me

  • Joshua Smith
    Joshua Smith 23 days ago

    Bryan Callen is like my super gay alter ego

  • Natasha Monique
    Natasha Monique 23 days ago

    We definitely get smarter from listening to other perspectives of the argument. How do we improve without knowing all the possibilities we can think of, and then picking the most appropriate. The scientific approach to problems help us weed out the bad ideas.

  • al a
    al a 23 days ago


  • Joe Ainsworth
    Joe Ainsworth 23 days ago

    Its on MMaShare

  • Bryan Saling
    Bryan Saling 23 days ago

    STL is an ugly, shitty, place. For all Joe's immense wisdom from the Gods in the Earth, he got his wires crossed in saying that STL has good BBQ. KC is the BBQ capitol, and STL has some amazing Italian (google The Hill neighborhood in STL).

  • Derek Parrot
    Derek Parrot 23 days ago

    I've never given the black keys a chance, they never play fast. It's all just slow blues and rock.

  • Jack T
    Jack T 23 days ago +3

    Joe "mocassin" Rogan

  • dylface94
    dylface94 23 days ago +10

    Jamie "I edit a photo every single day" Vernon

  • Chris Kinsler
    Chris Kinsler 23 days ago

    "God would never do something that terrible to us en masse."... have you read the book of Revelation in the Bible? The earth is destroyed by fire and brimstone!

  • Jay Bojorquez
    Jay Bojorquez 23 days ago +1

    1:18:00 it's called the carnivore diet gentlemen. Went from mandatory 8 hours a day to 4 hours any day every day

  • Gotsens
    Gotsens 23 days ago

    These 2 look like brothers.

  • Don Shred
    Don Shred 23 days ago

    Joe( medium chain triglycerides) Rogan

  • big joe
    big joe 23 days ago

    I'd love to be on the podcast to argue the issues as a regular guy that leans pretty far right , we need more respectful conversations without screaming at each other , if you're interested in talking to a regular guy who came from nothing and still doesn't want handouts hit me up. Sincerely a happily married home owner and father at 27 .

  • Jay N
    Jay N 23 days ago

    If you guys are going to watch videos then show the fucking video to us. No one is going to fucking copyright strike you over a nature video

  • Yasin Hussein
    Yasin Hussein 24 days ago

    Is TRT for real or messed up?

  • littlesean92
    littlesean92 24 days ago


  • John Suman
    John Suman 24 days ago

    Does Bryan train? Not sure if that got covered. Go into it more next time.

  • Sheng Long
    Sheng Long 24 days ago

    joe rogan "you have to be mentally ill to do that", wonder if you could/would say that for terrorists too ? why not just call him a christian white terrorist and stay consistent

  • Daniel Magayna
    Daniel Magayna 24 days ago

    dillon palacio set female track record dpalaciol40 on instagram

  • Stewart Allen
    Stewart Allen 24 days ago

    Religion is like smoking do it because it makes you feel a little better. But it's actually weakening your mental stability.

  • Robert Jozefiak
    Robert Jozefiak 24 days ago

    Jocko does have the short sleeping gene. He talks about it in the Discipline Equals Freedom Field Manual.

  • bastyo
    bastyo 24 days ago +9

    Joe "I'm a Grindr" Rogan

  • MrAxelf78
    MrAxelf78 24 days ago

    Facts: Russian bots are real. Joe is a democrat and a self proclaimed socialists. How do you MAGA heads deal with that and still watch?

  • Michael Anthony
    Michael Anthony 24 days ago +1

    Another great JRE. Not sure if anyone touched on this yet but for the record the emancipation proclamation was 1863 not 1865 although I suppose one could argue it would not have been officially adhered to until after the defeat of the South. Importation in the United States was prohibited in 1808 yet in the Spanish colonies it continued to flourish. Also the statement that the United States was a country that had institutionalized slavery longer than it has been abolished is wrong. Slavery has been abolished in the states now for 156 years. The earliest possible date the United States can be considered a self governing country would be 1776 which would mean that slavery was allowed for 87 years. Lastly the British did a great deal to abolish the Slave Trade specifically in the Atlantic, there is little to no record of this action in the Pacific, a region that still has rampant slavery to this very day. I don't mean to sound petty in any way but correct facts go a long way in good conversation. Slavery is still a massive problem in this world and deserves to be addressed in a serious way. No human being has the right to own another

  • kold
    kold 24 days ago +17

    Get Wes Anderson on a podcast! i would pay good money for that

    • NS56sn
      NS56sn 23 days ago

      kold Yes please!!!!!!🔥🙌🏻🔥

  • Mitch S
    Mitch S 24 days ago

    Joe looks like a Thumbthumb from Spy Kids.

  • Callan Blount
    Callan Blount 24 days ago

    1:50:57 Oh shit! When they bring up your town in JRE

  • Suhayl Vawda
    Suhayl Vawda 24 days ago

    5 million!!!

  • LostXBoyz Productionz!

    What about on Netflix? Why isn’t your special on Netflix?

  • Bernie Diveley
    Bernie Diveley 24 days ago

    Great show

  • KaizerDraco
    KaizerDraco 25 days ago +1

    after forty something years,
    these two figured out:
    listen boys, being manly is top TOP PRIORITY, pussy money fame cars are all secondary easy things in life