WideNeck & LongNeck: Everything Wrong with the Internet


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  • Pickled Onion
    Pickled Onion 12 days ago +4690

    You paid $40 for a video shoutout from wideneck and he didn’t even show his neck

    • Michael Mercury
      Michael Mercury 2 days ago +1

      me at 60: back in my day kids our memes were people with weirdly large necks and a movie were you couldn't see or you would see your worst fear
      kids: wtf?

    • Celia Saumell
      Celia Saumell 4 days ago +2

      i bet his manager doesnt let him show his neck lmao

    • 88 miles per hour
      88 miles per hour 4 days ago +2

      Sophie Tripp r/decreasinglyverbose

    • Thumpingpine X
      Thumpingpine X 4 days ago +4

      Maybe he'll show you neck time

    • Peachy Milkeu
      Peachy Milkeu 6 days ago +6


  • jane
    jane 2 hours ago

    what the neck

  • Karri Hartman
    Karri Hartman 4 hours ago

    You are literally my favorite youtuber😂😂😂😍😍😍

  • Nastasia Ristea
    Nastasia Ristea 6 hours ago

    Why'd is the contraction of why would, not did. Sorry that bothered me so much

  • rosyelizabeth
    rosyelizabeth 6 hours ago +1

    Why is his tattoo not as wide as his neck tho

  • colorbar.s
    colorbar.s 7 hours ago

    It was funny but it stopped once they started milking it and the supreme patty guy joined in

  • avery h
    avery h 10 hours ago


  • Cadence Deeley
    Cadence Deeley 11 hours ago

    Loving my extra greeting 👌👌

  • missironmouse
    missironmouse 12 hours ago

    Wait!Who actually follows and watches them????

  • Genghis Khunt
    Genghis Khunt 14 hours ago

    "His neck is still at LARGE!!!" 😂😂😂

  • BrianaLynn7
    BrianaLynn7 22 hours ago

    Why is nobody talking about that long neck guy being anorexic?

  • StrawberryNinja Nibbles

    Are niche memes just Reddit starter packs?

  • Tayy .Lauren
    Tayy .Lauren Day ago

    y ' a l l g o t l o n g n e c k s ?

  • Stephanie Baird
    Stephanie Baird Day ago

    0:33 oOOOooh

  • brig!
    brig! Day ago

    0:32 OOH
    I ScReAmEd

  • rosie mobley
    rosie mobley Day ago

    my only disappointment is that u didn't find a way to work a land before time joke in this

  • dr. noodlehead
    dr. noodlehead Day ago +1

    hey r u doing ok? u seem off a bit

  • fazisa
    fazisa Day ago

    Your videos are trash too, tho. I wonder how many thousands of mutual followers you share with damnwideneck and damnlongneck. You are part of "these people" too.

  • BTS makes me smile like a idiot

    I've been watching your videos but i haven't subscribed??? Well, i subscribed now.

  • Lechkata
    Lechkata Day ago

    This dude just an emo drew Gooden
    That's cool

  • Tatum Hart
    Tatum Hart Day ago +1

    you are like a perfect mix of Eric and Hyde from that 70s show tf

  • Sloane Ren
    Sloane Ren Day ago

    neck neck
    whose there
    thank you , neckxt

  • saulele stelbyte

    Ur my new religion

  • aimee
    aimee Day ago


  • Tiger Gray
    Tiger Gray Day ago

    Plot twist where they just start furiously making out at the end

  • Tennis Wii
    Tennis Wii Day ago

    I love the rhyming title

  • Gavin Lopez
    Gavin Lopez Day ago +2

    Very wrong. That first greeting was directed at newcomers and not me, therefore I did not receive an extra greeting

  • Tairyin Morganne
    Tairyin Morganne 2 days ago

    why you look like rodrick tho

  • Marc D
    Marc D 2 days ago

    Looks like CJ

  • Monica Bolen
    Monica Bolen 2 days ago

    you have herpes simplex 1, if you would like further explanation of my reasoning, reply to me and i’ll explain 👉🏼😎👉🏼

  • claudia corr
    claudia corr 2 days ago +1

    In fairness if I was a meme I’d do anything to get some of that influencer money 💰

  • Nitika Kumaresan
    Nitika Kumaresan 2 days ago


  • Nitika Kumaresan
    Nitika Kumaresan 2 days ago

    8:48 baddie got airpods😛🤑

  • JDM Viking
    JDM Viking 2 days ago

    eeeey why is my racially ambiguous car mechanic in this video??

  • whora the explorer
    whora the explorer 2 days ago

    there’s a wide variety of necks

  • gucci ramen
    gucci ramen 2 days ago

    You look like an indie version of Eric Forman

  • The #6 Runaway Guys Fan

    Are you sure LongNeck's gonna be okay? He looks malnourished...

  • andie
    andie 2 days ago


  • Kelsy Abney
    Kelsy Abney 2 days ago

    I can't believe that there are people out there who make Kurtis Conner famous. SMH

  • nevaeh j
    nevaeh j 2 days ago

    Anyone know what he uses for editing?

  • Destiny Solano
    Destiny Solano 2 days ago

    all necks matter 💀

  • Clumsy Captain
    Clumsy Captain 2 days ago

    Hah I have 3 dozen cankers life is pain I envy you

  • pandakatiefominz
    pandakatiefominz 2 days ago

    One time I was walking through the halls at school and I saw two kids yell "GIRAFFE FIGHT" and began to slam their necks against each other

  • Sincro Melon
    Sincro Melon 2 days ago

    Giving a like just bcs of the 101 joke lol

  • Daniel Vic
    Daniel Vic 2 days ago +1

    They could become a wrestling tag team.

  • Destiny Black
    Destiny Black 2 days ago

    This is disturbing.

  • slow vibes
    slow vibes 2 days ago

    y they so fukin ugly

  • Boobra37
    Boobra37 2 days ago


  • Just Alex
    Just Alex 2 days ago +1

    I tought anorexia is a girl thing. Those people scare me

  • sshampoo
    sshampoo 2 days ago

    That black shadow under your chin on your Adam’s apple looks like a hole in your neck and it’s freakin me out man. I can’t look away.

  • Jules P.
    Jules P. 2 days ago +1

    Can’t believe you went the whole video without doing a necrophilia joke. Now that’s what I call a wasted opportunity.

  • Natalia Ponce
    Natalia Ponce 2 days ago

    Lmao what the neck was this video???¿¿¿

  • Allison Beeks
    Allison Beeks 2 days ago

    they look inbred...

  • teryn r
    teryn r 2 days ago

    i sat through a tik tok add so he could get the ad revenue can i pls get a f in chat

  • Sarah Alsabbagh
    Sarah Alsabbagh 3 days ago +1

    I think we all need a TMGxVery Really Good colab or at least a thats cringe episode with Kurtis it’s what the people want 😭😪😤😤

  • Ethan Linebaugh
    Ethan Linebaugh 3 days ago

    oh yeah yeah!

  • AbigaI Faith
    AbigaI Faith 3 days ago

    Kurtis:why do people get famous for the weirdest fucking shit
    TicTok ad: girl eating 2 green noodles

  • Crappy Animationz
    Crappy Animationz 3 days ago +1

    Neck 100

  • Dakiii Dakiii
    Dakiii Dakiii 3 days ago

    "brandon no"
    "more like"
    "please brandon this is why karen left"
    "oh god"

  • Self Promo Po Po
    Self Promo Po Po 3 days ago +3

    Maybe their necks will morph into one big long wide neck by the end of this.

  • Emily Little
    Emily Little 3 days ago

    Can Cody , Noel , and you collab please

    COOL GUY 3 days ago +1

    8:40 sneaky flex

  • brynn burdge
    brynn burdge 3 days ago

    evan peters twin?

  • Ryan Anthony
    Ryan Anthony 3 days ago

    I’m here for the neck puns

  • Sophia Farfalle
    Sophia Farfalle 3 days ago

    Wait wait. Tate langdon + Eric foreman

  • Sophia Farfalle
    Sophia Farfalle 3 days ago

    Is this aesthetic eric foreman

  • Olivia Harvey
    Olivia Harvey 3 days ago

    thank u, neckst

  • Voivoda Dracula
    Voivoda Dracula 3 days ago +1

    I was just scrolling youtube but i saw this video and i had to click on it because that necc is lookin' pretty thicc 💧💧💧

  • A Name
    A Name 3 days ago +1

    Long neck looks anorexic and I don’t think he’s okay

  • 3/29_ProductionZ_
    3/29_ProductionZ_ 3 days ago

    Very cool.
    This comment will only be funny while my profile pic is the same.

  • Danielle Nothmann
    Danielle Nothmann 3 days ago

    1 like = 1 neck

  • Dave
    Dave 3 days ago

    11:47 He is actually Canadian

  • Bobby Mitchell
    Bobby Mitchell 3 days ago

    Why do you sound like drew gooden?

  • PopRocksTheHyena
    PopRocksTheHyena 3 days ago

    Thank you, necks

  • Jay Grubb
    Jay Grubb 3 days ago

    Damn...why does THIS guy have to be from Pensacola? I need to move now.

  • scilla mendoza
    scilla mendoza 3 days ago

    Where’d u get that shirt??

  • Panic! At the chimical fall out

    This makes me wanna throw my friggen phone

  • Some edgy name
    Some edgy name 3 days ago

    People bitch when this bitches become famous. If you make them into a meme, they will capitalize that and work their way to fame.

    GHØŚT 3 days ago

    I hate the internet.

  • Ruby Milne
    Ruby Milne 4 days ago

    Omg I love that u used Noel miller

  • Kaitlyn Paris
    Kaitlyn Paris 4 days ago +1

    This video was hella boring but like it’s not your fault how interesting can you make boring videos about necks

  • uwuhoseok
    uwuhoseok 4 days ago

    The supreme dude looks like a slice of pizza, proactive is calling his name but his AirPods are too deep in 😔

  • Mahder Teferra
    Mahder Teferra 4 days ago

    Love how he references his other videos

  • Maddie B.
    Maddie B. 4 days ago

    Tra-kia? Ya shoulda gone with Neck-sus

  • Sarah Schoenberger
    Sarah Schoenberger 4 days ago

    i CACKLED at “his neck levels over 9000!”

  • dawn willy
    dawn willy 4 days ago

    Me at 8:48 - “ A I R P O D “

  • Natagallo
    Natagallo 4 days ago

    long neck has been around for years how are people just starting to find out about this bitch

  • Sara T
    Sara T 4 days ago


  • Queen Valencia
    Queen Valencia 4 days ago +1

    4:45 NOELLLL

  • DeBee
    DeBee 4 days ago

    There's something Bieber-esque about your face Kurt. I mean this complimentarily. Please don't be offended 😅😅😅.

  • Brain Washed M8
    Brain Washed M8 4 days ago


  • KayleeLikescake Everyday

    Like the fucking instagram egg meme. I hate that dumbass joke. It’s not even funny

  • Rachel W
    Rachel W 4 days ago

    longneck looks anorexic

  • d’Arcy
    d’Arcy 4 days ago

    i just noticed that your face kinda looks like when you use those filters to make your face symmetrical

  • This account is dead lml

    Kurtis mentioned bandersnatch once and I can already feel the Colin Stan’s spazzing.

  • i i
    i i 4 days ago

    am i the only one who notice that there is something in his neck

    SHITFORSUPPER films 4 days ago

    Bandersnatch is good, but bird box sucks

  • matthew manning
    matthew manning 4 days ago

    dang why do I have to have a normal neck :(((((

  • Emma Matz
    Emma Matz 4 days ago

    I love how disturbed you were during the neck rub