How to be a High Schooler

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  • Published on Mar 28, 2018
  • From puberty, parties to exams, learn how to survive high school by following this step by step guide.
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Comments • 3 532

  • IFHT Films
    IFHT Films  Year ago +1953

    What 'How to be' should we make next?

  • IndyCarFan265 RBLX
    IndyCarFan265 RBLX 7 hours ago +1

    3:17 DEMONIZED

  • DTTDM
    DTTDM Day ago

    "who took the plastic off the couch" oml

  • What the fa Aaa
    What the fa Aaa 2 days ago

    Stop and do your research..

  • What the fa Aaa
    What the fa Aaa 2 days ago

    Just *No*

  • What the fa Aaa
    What the fa Aaa 2 days ago

    No

  • RatRat 2010
    RatRat 2010 2 days ago +1

    Be broke

  • cierra kelly
    cierra kelly 5 days ago

    This isn’t accurate but it’s kinda funny

  • Ashton Hundt
    Ashton Hundt 5 days ago +1

    How to be popular sing halo theme song in the bathroom

  • Iris Izydorczak
    Iris Izydorczak 6 days ago

    This only applies to popular kids, and adults thinking about high school. Really it's a place we go to stress out develope mental disorders and leave hating everyone.

  • Keegan Fuller
    Keegan Fuller 7 days ago

    Thx for helping me👍😄 great vid

  • Samuel Junginger
    Samuel Junginger 7 days ago

    1:03 im Not joking this really happened exactly this way in our class 😂

  • Asian
    Asian 8 days ago

    This video is weird it’s not that hard just wake up every morning

  • Tyrone Gacha
    Tyrone Gacha 9 days ago

    i just finished my first day in junior high xD

  • Anyettie Strow
    Anyettie Strow 9 days ago

    That kid looks 25

  • MrHirschkeule
    MrHirschkeule 9 days ago

    Impeccably stereotypy :)

  • compagerman 123
    compagerman 123 14 days ago

    I don't think this happens to my highschool

  • shooting star
    shooting star 14 days ago

    1:02 they still exist in high school?

  • Toes
    Toes 15 days ago

    This is so white I really can’t relate to this

  • The minecraft Architect

    I know how to be a high schooler, go to high school!!!

  • Logan
    Logan 16 days ago

    Nah high school is just a bunch of apathetic teenagers. We usually make idle conversation about the most useless topics to pass the time. Most of school is spent doing worksheets and gossiping. The only thing that really matters is electives, if you're into sports, art, band or whatever.
    Edit: In my experience, nobody throws parties with Solo cups and beer. Drinking alcohol isn't really "cool," most kids vape and drink energy drinks.

  • Maria Carreon
    Maria Carreon 16 days ago

    This isn’t completely true

  • Nicole D
    Nicole D 17 days ago

    How tf is this a thing

  • Emil Hustoft
    Emil Hustoft 17 days ago

    I am almost at 100 subs.... I am a Mountain biker making VLOGs and other Special things. BTW- I am from NORWAY.

  • PadawantonGirl
    PadawantonGirl 18 days ago

    This is all wrong

  • αиιмє мυяιllσ

    Idk why the fuck I thought it said how to be a high schoolshooter

  • Remy Fagerstrom
    Remy Fagerstrom 19 days ago

    *you forgot the gays*

  • bigmac 707
    bigmac 707 19 days ago

    1:00 the person who made this 🤡🤡🤡🤡

  • four twenty
    four twenty 20 days ago +1

    Watching this even though I graduated

  • Remy Fagerstrom
    Remy Fagerstrom 20 days ago +1

    have extreme anxiety

  • U.S.S Decrominator
    U.S.S Decrominator 20 days ago

    um...

  • YEKIR R
    YEKIR R 20 days ago +1

    4:10 *ON THIS DI--*

  • Default- Dog
    Default- Dog 20 days ago +1

    Kudos to the teachers who try to make education fun

  • Victor Lin
    Victor Lin 21 day ago +3

    #scienceislit

  • Ramona Leigh B
    Ramona Leigh B 21 day ago +1

    Awe! I miss my old school. I graduated there in 1984.

  • Laurem • Hyungie
    Laurem • Hyungie 21 day ago

    my nigga looks like he is a full on college student.

  • Doomsy
    Doomsy 21 day ago

    Is that a wild Anthony Fantano

  • The Savage Banana_
    The Savage Banana_ 21 day ago +2

    Yep I'm the no show

  • Jessie F
    Jessie F 21 day ago

    Now I’m really thankful my high school has two campuses, one for the gr 8 and 9, one for 10, 11, 12

  • svg vict0r
    svg vict0r 21 day ago +9

    When I was young I thought highschool was gonna be fun




    Now I'm wish it's over

  • x.MSTMND .x
    x.MSTMND .x 21 day ago +1

    I just finished 8th grade so u can see the why i am here

  • im here for the aesthetics

    The only “cliques” at my school are the Sports/popular people, the farmers/hunters group, the theatre kids, and the weird kids nobody really associates with but are nice to. Otherwise everyone sort of intermingles except the super popular people

  • Nebula
    Nebula 21 day ago

    Where are the juuls and cigarette kids

  • oneway wll 83
    oneway wll 83 22 days ago +1

    U missed the stoner

  • Piw3lek :P
    Piw3lek :P 22 days ago +1

    Lol, i read how to by high shooter xD

  • John Laurens
    John Laurens 22 days ago

    This is soooo far from true. Heck I’m graduating soon and I don’t even know who the popular kids are yet😂😂😂

  • Volphina Serafina
    Volphina Serafina 22 days ago

    You forgot the weird group of kids that look they're in a cult (oh wait, you'll encounter them and get used to them in middle school) , the artsy ones, and the anxiety-ridden depressed kids which is a majority of people there

  • CiCiDiaries
    CiCiDiaries 22 days ago

    I'm pretty sure kids having huge high school parties any time their parents go on a trip is a myth

  • Hillel Friedler
    Hillel Friedler 22 days ago

    what ifixit has a films canal.

  • KiwiMcgee
    KiwiMcgee 22 days ago

    Painfully accurate

  • Big Bois
    Big Bois 23 days ago

    My illiterate ass thought this said “high school shooter”

  • Wilbur E
    Wilbur E 23 days ago +18

    2:50 why do they look like brother and sister?
    “SWEEEET HOME ALABAMAA”

  • ZombonicHD
    ZombonicHD 24 days ago

    Get a gun

  • Jupitrean Music
    Jupitrean Music 24 days ago +79

    Rename the video to "We went to high school 20 years ago so we made this entire video based on movies about high school"

    • Roadgap 96
      Roadgap 96 13 days ago

      Jupitrean Music And how is high school really?
      (I live in Europe so i guess its different than in the USA)

  • Maya Jasmine
    Maya Jasmine 24 days ago +3

    This is so dated and I don't know if I love it

  • Adil Asjid
    Adil Asjid 24 days ago +2

    2:28 you got me.... until I read the video title

  • Tommy Jendryka
    Tommy Jendryka 25 days ago +2

    There is no litteral jock

  • Ciara Moss
    Ciara Moss 25 days ago

    I thought this said high shooter

  • Mr Sir
    Mr Sir 25 days ago

    I hope this is supposed to be fake or something.

  • Christiaan Overgaard
    Christiaan Overgaard 25 days ago +24

    This is high school back in the `80s or `90s.

  • ekflpkf
    ekflpkf 26 days ago

    #scienceislit

  • pinhead guy
    pinhead guy 26 days ago +52

    You forgot the weeaboos that watch anime religiously.

  • Miguel Ernsto
    Miguel Ernsto 27 days ago

    Wow you have 555.666 subs

  • Kill4 Me
    Kill4 Me 27 days ago

    First of highschoolers aren’t 30 years old

  • Asher R.
    Asher R. 27 days ago +3

    *every school movie ever*

    male main character: *literally vomits on a female romantic interest*
    female romantic interest: hahah ur funny :) here's my number ;3

  • Jade Baxter
    Jade Baxter 27 days ago +18

    I'm a highschooler. the reality is:
    The chill nerds who act weird to be funny
    The lazy ones who talk about being dead inside all day
    The oblivious acting, trendy follower girls
    The overly confident trendy smokers
    The ones that think their in a gang
    The feminists/extreme liberals who think society needs to change NOW (and are super fake)
    The edge masters who love hentai, and are pretty much always bi or trans

  • NeoSamurai
    NeoSamurai 27 days ago

    What I understand is just get good grades and don’t do drugs!🤫

  • MinifigureXtreme
    MinifigureXtreme 27 days ago

    The funniest joke is the nerd being invited to the party

  • Withhomiee e
    Withhomiee e 27 days ago

    hoping to fall asleep before you fall apart, deep

  • TheCrazyOne
    TheCrazyOne 27 days ago

    The american school system ladies and gentlemen....

  • JR Samuel
    JR Samuel 28 days ago +12

    "Officer, I assure you these are non-alcoholic beers" LOLOLOL

    • WilliamGAMING
      WilliamGAMING 22 hours ago

      JR Samuel There are non-alcoholic beers... Just saying.

  • Emma Torode
    Emma Torode 28 days ago

    I hate this

  • Evi Marioli
    Evi Marioli 28 days ago +2

    High school in Greece:
    The facilities are tiny
    We don't have all those subjects such as acting or art or P.E. or music, only the basics
    We don't have lockers
    The walls and desks are dirty and never painted or cleaned
    We don't have a huge cantine where we eat lunch it's just a guy selling cheese pies and chips...no tables to sit or anything
    We don't have computers in any classroom
    Phones aren't allowed
    The students don't change a classroom every hour they have one classroom and the professors get in and out
    No school bus
    No foreign languages
    Teachers in Greece can't get fired by the law so they don't really do their job well
    As a result after school all students pay to take private lessons in all subjects including foreign languages(it's basically like a second school)
    So that's how "free" education is in Greece
    And of course after going to 2 schools (3 actually to learn a foreign language as well)We have ZERO FREE TIME...my English lesson ends at 10:30 p.m.
    Do I have to mention that there isn't such thing as cool guy/hot girl everyone admires like American movies...everyone is actually normal
    Of course no cheerleaders nor sports team

    • Evi Marioli
      Evi Marioli 22 days ago +1

      @CiCiDiaries that's really interesting...I was always wondering about the various educational systems etc

    • CiCiDiaries
      CiCiDiaries 22 days ago +1

      That's really interesting to hear. I never realized that schools there were so different. Although I wouldn't trust high school movies to show you what American high schools are like, most of them are completely inaccurate to how American teens today actually act. My school definitely doesn't have one super popular person that everyone wants to be like, but there are people we consider to be kinda popular, however the line between popular and normal definitely aren't anywhere near as well defined as the movies make them out to be.

  • Enrique Contreras
    Enrique Contreras 29 days ago +2

    Schools kinda different now everybody smokes nobody gets bullied just roasted

    • ItzFusionPlex
      ItzFusionPlex 27 days ago

      Enrique Contreras bullies are non existent nowadays all we see is people roasting, people are in friend groups and basically stay with them for the year and some friend groups split and change up yearly.

  • State
    State 29 days ago

    thanks, as a 38 year old man, i find it hard to bond with highschool girls nowadays.

    • ItzFusionPlex
      ItzFusionPlex 27 days ago

      State damn you old geezer your days are over go sleep in and be at your job

  • isaac cushman
    isaac cushman 29 days ago

    I feel like they don’t know anything about high school at all

  • Elizabeth Glasby
    Elizabeth Glasby Month ago

    Wow. American schools are so different to aussie schools

  • 自殺しそうな
    自殺しそうな Month ago

    In conclusion, beat off and fake depression

  • iwxoi
    iwxoi Month ago

    im ashamed to say im the no show

  • JonatasAdoM
    JonatasAdoM Month ago +4

    Back in my day this was accurate! Like 5/6 years ago

  • Sayem
    Sayem Month ago

    Came here for fun going out nostalgic

  • ASTEROID LEGENDS
    ASTEROID LEGENDS Month ago

    Better than SMOSH

  • Andre Paquette
    Andre Paquette Month ago

    Hahahahaha

  • Hayden Hunt
    Hayden Hunt Month ago

    1:30 I was dying

  • stop this
    stop this Month ago

    Eyyy Melon!

  • Alex T
    Alex T Month ago

    For everyone curious, this was highschool a decade ago because thats when the people that made it went.

  • Alex T
    Alex T Month ago

    I was most definitly the no show. I relate to Jacob

  • ItsAbella
    ItsAbella Month ago +1

    Nah, nah, nah. This is middle school

  • Filip Vlahek
    Filip Vlahek Month ago

    This is sad

  • Miss Maya
    Miss Maya Month ago

    More like middle school

  • TyrannoKoenigsegg
    TyrannoKoenigsegg Month ago

    Only the no show and the class clown still exist

  • FireNation11505 2018

    At my school you’re considered to be in high school or a “high schooler” in 7th grade bc that’s when you move to the high school building.

  • Sash Potato
    Sash Potato Month ago

    Very realistic, no black students.

  • Zac Douglas
    Zac Douglas Month ago

    3:44 Dr Lupo?

  • Mr. Clean
    Mr. Clean Month ago

    DefinitelyNotMe_irl

  • Platinum XYZ
    Platinum XYZ Month ago

    I love how they're all adults lol

  • mychickenburning
    mychickenburning Month ago +1

    Where’s the suicidal people and the school shooters and vaping and edgy memes

  • flufflepufflover
    flufflepufflover Month ago +4

    My parents wouldn't trust me at home alone for even 10 minutes, and yes, I am in high school

  • jak1dom
    jak1dom Month ago

    it's funny 'cause iam jacob too lol

  • Martin Gebler
    Martin Gebler Month ago

    what are those dudes doing now? I mean this is one year old..