How to Treat Bouncers, According to Bouncers

  • Published on Jun 2, 2019
  • Bouncers see... a lot. We spoke to some of New York City's finest bouncers to find out the do's, the don'ts, and the fastest ways to get yourself kicked out of the club.
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  • dalexkom
    dalexkom 12 hours ago

    her nose is plugged

  • Bear 24
    Bear 24 Day ago

    Ok im seeing a lot of hate (and ignorance) in the comments. What people need to understand is that the bouncers who are for real would never ever be on camera. The ones that will talk to the camera like this have no problem being loud and flashy. The quiet professional bouncers are the ones who are actually very good at this job. And make no mistake there are certain clubs and bars where bouncing is very dangerous, very difficult, and very scary (at times; yes even the good ones get scared). In these kinds of establishments being a "loud mouth tough guy" on a power trip will get your head caved in, or worse. Some of these clubs have 20-25 man bouncer teams that are responsible for safeguarding 1600-1700 people at a time. Many of these establishments have drug dealing, sexual assault, gang, and varying other criminal elements to them (or all of them).

    The guys in the video are not the bouncers that are for real; again because the real bouncers would never be on camera/interviewed because they are just not the type.

    Also, think about this. The bouncers who are for real, and work in some of these high risk environments, have to handle situations that can be extremely violent/dangerous (and yes sometimes scary) without a uniform; without a badge; without a gun, without a rifle. All they have is their wits, experience, and fellow bouncers. People like to give bouncers crap for not being cops....The real bouncers out there handle situations that most cops (and people in this comment section; yes that includes military, its not combat its a club) would not even have a clue how to handle without their uniform, gun, rifle, or badge.

  • Ben Ramsden
    Ben Ramsden 5 days ago

    You wear sunglasses to hide the fact that you are off your nut on mdma

  • Jay Smith
    Jay Smith 7 days ago

    luv the woman "bouncer" , nice name too, Oy Vey. the left is soo g ay . haha.
    Re Elect President Donald J. Trump 2020

    HULL GUITARS USA 12 days ago

    Yo girl your hair does look hella nice

  • Paul mcc
    Paul mcc 17 days ago

    Let's face facts, 90% of bouncers think there gods when in true fact there riod fueled bully's

  • Alexander West
    Alexander West 18 days ago

    No sneakers no stains, but he can go around looking like a homeless with that beard, come one scruffy fuck!!!

  • rolliepollie54
    rolliepollie54 19 days ago

    Low quality security guards who get paid to judge people to get in a place for socialization. Get a real job.

  • Tim Heisler
    Tim Heisler 20 days ago

    bouncers fuckin blow

  • Gino Sierra
    Gino Sierra 20 days ago

    That chicks voice made me want to drink...Jesus. What a fucking annoyance it would be to have to listen to her all night.

  • David Dickerson
    David Dickerson 21 day ago

    You should NOT wear sombreros apparently

  • Goof Off
    Goof Off 22 days ago

    I can guarantee people who comment negatively in this section have no idea about the amount of idiots a bouncer deals with week to week and what its actually like in our shoes. Chances are they're probably one of those idiots themselves and felt the need to be salty on here.

  • caramel coffee
    caramel coffee 23 days ago +1

    looks like there's a lot of people in the comments who have been barred before lol

  • Thomas Stubbs
    Thomas Stubbs 25 days ago

    Shit video

  • fedor emielaneko
    fedor emielaneko 25 days ago

    everybody who shits on the bouncers fall into 10% of the people that go to clubs... they get caught breaking the rules then turn into a sucky baby for being asked to leave lol... love it u all a bunch of sucky babies that are arrogant, rude, disrespectful... thats why u dont like bouncers cuz we wont take ur millenial bullshit... but lots of tough guys posting on youtube haha pussys

  • fgfgfgf drtduud
    fgfgfgf drtduud Month ago

    1:22 Talk more to this guy

  • fgfgfgf drtduud
    fgfgfgf drtduud Month ago

    Woman is clipping

  • Meister Proper
    Meister Proper Month ago

    Unless a women is built like a Amazonian I just can't respect her as a bouncer. If you can't manhandle drunk people it's a danger to all other guests

  • Robert10075
    Robert10075 Month ago

    She’s peng

  • valentinos kelasidis

    Iam a bouncer myself
    And this video sucks
    And those bouncers.... I dont like them

  • Raymond Cordero
    Raymond Cordero Month ago

    Crowd control access and security good job public safety -

  • rockabillylaker
    rockabillylaker Month ago

    aaaaaaaaaaaand this is why I never went, or have a desire to go "clubbing". Give me a nice quiet , hole in the wall cocktail lounge any day.

  • Khalid Elmekki
    Khalid Elmekki Month ago

    I had a great experience with bouncers, they are very nice if you become a familiar and friendly face to them.😄🤗

  • Paladin Tactical
    Paladin Tactical Month ago

    lol I bribed a Door man once when I was underage to get into a club and 20 minutes later the same Door man kicked me out for being underage.

  • Brandon Rozman
    Brandon Rozman Month ago

    All these salty incels in the comments lmao.

  • Mclovin
    Mclovin Month ago

    Damn bouncers are pickey assholes

  • GetRiite 187
    GetRiite 187 Month ago

    Yea this video just made me enjoy drinking at home so much more.

  • Edan Alexander
    Edan Alexander Month ago

    Next episode, how bouncers should treat people...

  • Bent Vergils
    Bent Vergils Month ago

    She has such a fuckedup voice

  • grits207
    grits207 Month ago

    Watching bouncers get the shit beat out of them is my fetish

  • Ryan Baron86
    Ryan Baron86 Month ago

    Why does this video even exist? Why are we listening to what these doormats have to say? Just a bunch of dumb overly- aggressive pinheads.

  • diwakar bajitpuria
    diwakar bajitpuria 2 months ago

    Nosal voice of woman is giving pain in my ass

  • TheARABslap
    TheARABslap 2 months ago

    If you treat me like shit, you get your karma. I have 1k gucci shoes and many pairs of shoes expensive shoes. I wear what i want, so if you dont let me in because you dont like what im wearing, your boss will. And if you really wanna give me lip we can fight too, theres no keyboard warriors in real life. I knew the owner of the main club in my town, some new meathead bouncer said i couldnt wear flip flops and shorts, well after him trying to act tuff and saying he wouldnt fight, i let my friend know and he was gone. Dont be a coward, you either let me in or back tf up.

  • Ali Pasha
    Ali Pasha 2 months ago +2

    Most people making mad comments about bouncer were probably kicked out or weren’t let in to the club. And seemingly by your attitudes it’s noticeable why

  • Dman
    Dman 2 months ago

    her voice... ugh!

  • thegibsonkid
    thegibsonkid 2 months ago

    How is that lady gonna bounce a 350 pound biker?

  • thegibsonkid
    thegibsonkid 2 months ago

    How is that lady gonna bounce a 350 pound biker?

  • Koler
    Koler 2 months ago

    Cinco de mayo is going to be mocked , every culture is mocked. this lady is a bitch 3:00

  • Logic Seeker
    Logic Seeker 2 months ago

    Her voice pisses me right off.

  • Depot msa
    Depot msa 2 months ago

    Id like to hire these guys to make a novella

  • McKayonaise
    McKayonaise 2 months ago

    Sneakers are comfy. I'm not wearing some expensive uncomfortable shoes just so that a load of strangers can puke and spill their drinks on them.

  • cisseakwa
    cisseakwa 2 months ago


  • ratfinkza
    ratfinkza 2 months ago

    Quite frankly, I've never given a shit how to treat bouncers (ie, a bouner's' feelings) because bouncers don't give a shit about how they they treat me (ie, how they make me feel). I have little time for anyone that can only feel good about themselves, or gets some kind of kick (and they DO get a kick), by feeling superior to me by pushing me around or feeling in control by being able to say what I can or cannot do. Let's face it, at the end of the day, they're only there because of their size not their personal charm or intellect.

  • MorallyAwkward
    MorallyAwkward 2 months ago

    I’ve been friends with enough bouncers to know that 80 percent of them have watched too many Blade movies and are all bark and no bite. Look for the average sized bouncer who is quiet like a church mouse, because that’s the one you need to stay away from.

  • Big Dawg Hog
    Big Dawg Hog 2 months ago

    Next time I need advice from a bouncer... Yeahhh, then I've obviously lost at life- so, no advice will help unless I want to make 13 bucks an hour lmao

  • Boulbizarre
    Boulbizarre 2 months ago

    Pro tips : If the place doesn't accept sneakers, it sucks

  • Tupufia V E
    Tupufia V E 2 months ago

    Lmao all the negative comments here are from wannabe be alphas who got shown up and were found lacking
    I don’t care if it does sound like I’m an egotistical asshole but the bouncers word is law because we are given right to do so by the venue.
    Just abide by the rules guys Saturday’s are for the boys have a good time and don’t ruin the night for others.

  • Romz
    Romz 2 months ago

    The best way is to avoid any place that has bouncers on the door.

  • Howzer The man
    Howzer The man 2 months ago

    That woman is quite hot, only female bouncers ive ever seen are big butch lesbian types.

  • Obi-Wan Kenobi
    Obi-Wan Kenobi 2 months ago

    Gotta go watch roadhouse just to get this garbage out of my head

  • Isaiah
    Isaiah 2 months ago

    The bouncer in the grey T-shirt seems like an asshole, the others seem cool tho

  • Felipe Marquez
    Felipe Marquez 2 months ago

    If the club has no dress code, why would I stop wearing sneakers, you ain’t no fashion diva, stfu and let me in

  • Felipe Marquez
    Felipe Marquez 2 months ago

    This guys are profesional assholes, yo you ain’t guarding the federal reserve, stfu and take my ID

  • maSsa_Ico
    maSsa_Ico 2 months ago

    That bitch would get smacked so hard useless bitch..

  • Veronica Silva
    Veronica Silva 2 months ago

    All the donts for dressing are exactly what Miami people wear to clubs 😂

  • carl Carrington
    carl Carrington 2 months ago

    > watches video about how bouncers want to be treated
    > Gets upset when the video consists of bouncers telling you how they want to be treated
    Real pro gamer move right here

    • Obi-Wan Kenobi
      Obi-Wan Kenobi 2 months ago

      Maybe if they had less attitude about everything people wouldn't get upset.

    MMA HIGHLIGHTS 2 months ago

    My friends work in a bar and the bouncer outside is always super nice and he’s kinda the head bouncer of a large area and he’d always help get us in places Cz were only 17. He said some bouncers have a major ego issue and feel like they’re guarding the throne of the king

    • Obi-Wan Kenobi
      Obi-Wan Kenobi 2 months ago

      MMA HIGHLIGHTS I've never been to a nightclub but that's the impression I got from these....uh very intelligent people. Obviously there are nice ones I'm sure just too many people trip over a job of control over a business like this

  • Raymond Gamez
    Raymond Gamez 2 months ago

    These door bois act like secret service lol.

  • Matt Hanks
    Matt Hanks 2 months ago

    Most security are also working 60 to 80 to a 100 hours (no not an exaggeration) a week to make ends meet and then have to put up with bullshit from little entitled arsewipes who think going out to get blind three to four nights a week, smash stuff up, piss in public and hurl abuse at people is normal behaviour. And I love having to avoid getting glassed in the back of the head by the little hero who I threw out for harassing some girls.

  • Hayden Lao
    Hayden Lao 2 months ago

    Goddamn... 3K comments and all of them start a damn fight...