John Mulaney: New in Town - Ice-T on "SVU" & Old Murder Investigations

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  • Published on Mar 3, 2018
  • John Mulaney isn't sure why Ice-T is always shocked in every episode of "Law & Order: SVU" after 11 years of working in the sex crimes department.
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Comments • 439

  • Justlisten498
    Justlisten498 Day ago

    I think he may be the most beautiful and perfect man I have ever seen. Also very very funny. I’m in love.

  • Jude Wilson
    Jude Wilson Day ago

    This guy looks like the guy who plays the flash on Netflix

  • jack white
    jack white 3 days ago

    jesus i love this guy

  • vamsi krishna
    vamsi krishna 5 days ago

    wow.....never knew him before amy schumer stole his joke.....this dude is really good

  • Connie Lewis
    Connie Lewis 7 days ago

    What are the other two lines from?

  • Froyo Yoyo
    Froyo Yoyo 7 days ago

    This man is a blessing to this world

  • AlexRoblox
    AlexRoblox 8 days ago

    Sub and say done ✅ i will sub back

  • Johnny Smith
    Johnny Smith 8 days ago

    Too funny .. John Mulaney is gold

  • Peyton Harrington
    Peyton Harrington 9 days ago

    Hear me out, guys- John Mulaney and his wife are Hades and Persephone.

  • Elleohe Xx
    Elleohe Xx 10 days ago

    If Grant Gustin had an older brother it would be this dude, he’s also hilarious 😂

  • Joy Turina
    Joy Turina 10 days ago +1

    All i hear is andrew

  • siddhant singh
    siddhant singh 11 days ago

    tvclip.biz/video/07BiGlUW0mY/video.html
    same jokes recycled still like it though

  • Michael Eyob
    Michael Eyob 12 days ago

    He raped her

  • Javi Gurrol
    Javi Gurrol 13 days ago +1

    I can’t help and not picture Andrew from Big Mouth.

  • Angel Del Prado
    Angel Del Prado 15 days ago

    Where’s Maury?

  • lizardmandx
    lizardmandx 15 days ago

    Who did he steal his first joke from? I can't place it but total rip off.

  • Luke Mckenzie
    Luke Mckenzie 15 days ago

    "hmmm *_GROSS_* "

  • ccool rocka
    ccool rocka 17 days ago

    Literally just realized he is in big mouth I’m dumb asf 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

  • Andrew Charron
    Andrew Charron 18 days ago

    I swear I’ve heard this joke from other comedian...

  • Cross
    Cross 18 days ago +2

    So we’re going back and forth:
    “You can’t say that word on TV.”
    “I want to!”
    “If you put that word on TV, there could be a protest of midgets on this building!”
    And I said “Promise?”

  • pitioti
    pitioti 19 days ago

    This guy is one of my favorits!!
    Loves from france ❤

  • Sheepish Goat
    Sheepish Goat 21 day ago +1

    He got me hooked during the first 5 seconds with the words “it’s wrong to make fun of people but it’s so fun”

  • AllMight !
    AllMight ! 22 days ago +1

    Anyone here from after watching season 2 of big mouth?😂

  • Kristina Cyr
    Kristina Cyr 22 days ago +5

    I've seen this special multiple times. That scene from SVU randomly come on in the break room at my job the other day and I almost burst out laughing. John's reenactment of it is spot-on.

  • Emerald Tate
    Emerald Tate 23 days ago +15

    First off,...... No. No its not.

  • Camilla Copetti
    Camilla Copetti 23 days ago +22

    Why are there just today's comments? Lol

    • Natalia Soto
      Natalia Soto 23 days ago +4

      Camilla Copetti this is very odd indeed

  • Ricardo Nichols
    Ricardo Nichols 24 days ago +103

    Anyone else thinks he looks like Grant Gustin from the flash?

  • Alana Weinmann
    Alana Weinmann 24 days ago +18

    I just started watching this and already I'm laughing

  • Spill the tea sis
    Spill the tea sis 25 days ago +5

    What episode is that

  • Ethan Hanning
    Ethan Hanning 27 days ago +4

    Gi

  • Maskppk 7
    Maskppk 7 29 days ago

    Honestly I wanted to laugh but I didn’t know how to feel about it

  • Zyon Mccolley
    Zyon Mccolley 29 days ago

    Andrew

  • Colin K
    Colin K Month ago

    Okay I'm sorry but John Mulaney looks like he's 14

  • My Namea Chef
    My Namea Chef Month ago +2

    He is so damn cute

  • Michael Ortega
    Michael Ortega Month ago +3

    HA! Look at those feminine hips.

  • NeoN Atary
    NeoN Atary Month ago +1

    hilarious and cute

  • CastielTheFallenAngel

    He looks like Grant Gustin

  • svuchase24
    svuchase24 Month ago +2

    ICE -T has been on 19 seasons not 11

  • GamingAcePokemon
    GamingAcePokemon Month ago +1

    Who knew the tall child was also a spider bitten by a radioactive pig!

  • Monica C
    Monica C Month ago +43

    "I found a pool of the victim's blood!"
    "Hmm... gross."
    I loved all of this, but that part was hilarious.

  • Da Wolf
    Da Wolf Month ago +4

    LMAO his response for "midget" and the "N- Word"... was on point and hilarious. Thus proving the stupidity of network execs

  • J4l3n
    J4l3n Month ago +4

    IS THIS THE GUY FROM BIG MOUTH???

  • Lance Uppercut
    Lance Uppercut Month ago

    This guy's hilarious, why haven't I heard of him sooner?! :D

  • Sparling Wilson
    Sparling Wilson Month ago

    Sounds like one of the kids from Big Mouth

    • J4l3n
      J4l3n Month ago

      Sparling Wilson HE IS FROM BIG MOUTH OMG I JUST FOUND OUT

  • Foxina
    Foxina Month ago

    I got an ad for subway and they used bottle flips. NO

  • Rohnny Rockstar
    Rohnny Rockstar Month ago

    Who here from comment awards?

  • K Y
    K Y 2 months ago

    Ice t would have wanted this

  • Tommy Van Riper
    Tommy Van Riper 2 months ago +3

    He delivers jokes SO FUCKING WELL

  • Lauren
    Lauren 2 months ago +1

    The first time I fell in love with this guy was when I saw him in drag on SNL. 😆

  • Martha Varela
    Martha Varela 2 months ago +1

    John actually tweeted Grant once with something like, "The people at the airport gate were disappointed I wasn't you."

  • Super Gogeta
    Super Gogeta 2 months ago

    So thaaaaat's why a got a Law and Order advert

  • Bob Cobb
    Bob Cobb 2 months ago +2

    He's funny

  • Sam Smith
    Sam Smith 2 months ago

    Anyone else getting a sidebar ad for SVU?

  • Lawson One
    Lawson One 3 months ago +1

    Golden Joe and the Suggins gang strikes again!

  • Lawson One
    Lawson One 3 months ago +2

    Detective we found a pool of the killers blood in that hallway!
    Hmm. Gross, mop it up. Now then, back to my hunch..

  • Ana Leigh
    Ana Leigh 3 months ago +6

    The only two words as bad as the N-word are the R-word (ret*r*d) and the Fa-word (f*g). All three are slurs used to discriminate and belittle the existence of fellow human beings

    • surgedeb
      surgedeb Month ago

      White people are so fucking delusional and wanna be victims. It's pathetic. John was 100 percent correct. Get a life.

    • Izzy the Pooh
      Izzy the Pooh Month ago +1

      Ana Leigh Haha thank you. I actually got the idea from a Spider-Gwen comic. I saw she had a Whinnie the Pooh mug that had writing over it to say Gwennie the Pooh, and I just one day translated it to my own nickname.

    • Ana Leigh
      Ana Leigh Month ago

      Izzy the Pooh I completely agree, none of them are okay. There are so many slurs that so many people are unaware of and they get all defensive when you try to educate them. (Also I love your name)

    • Izzy the Pooh
      Izzy the Pooh Month ago +2

      All of these words are equally bad words. Midget included, and far more that are also said more commonly. You can't pick and choose which ones are the worst as they all discriminate.
      It's like iDubbbz said, either all of them are okay, or none of them okay.

    • Ana Leigh
      Ana Leigh 2 months ago +3

      Crakka Da Jakka I think that you are being ignorant. These words are discriminatory slurs that are used to belittle the existence of other human beings

  • *my name is bold if you type it*

    i found out about this dude through drew gooden, everyone always says he and drew have similar humor, appearance, and even at times voice. they were not wrong.

  • Nancy O'Malley
    Nancy O'Malley 3 months ago

    To the right of the video is an AD for Law & Order SVU! LOL!

  • mindless scribbles
    mindless scribbles 3 months ago +1

    I now know why tumblr loves him

  • UguuMere
    UguuMere 3 months ago

    WHAT SVU EPISODE IS HE TALKING ABOUT

  • ZeldaJack44
    ZeldaJack44 3 months ago +103

    I freaking love John Mulaney :D
    Even though I'm not allowed to really listen to him 😒

    • ZeldaJack44
      ZeldaJack44 2 days ago

      +Nina Zuccaro
      Yeah, not every one of his sentences includes swears or anything. I love all three of his Netflix specials, but I feel like the first one ((The one that had the Law and Order: SVU bit)) was his best. 😁

    • Nina Zuccaro
      Nina Zuccaro 2 days ago +1

      John Mulaney is one of the few GOOD comedians that isn’t crude and disgusting. He hardly even curses

    • ZeldaJack44
      ZeldaJack44 15 days ago +1

      +Emma Sullivan
      Ah, thank you. ^^

    • ZeldaJack44
      ZeldaJack44 15 days ago +1

      +lizardmandx
      Nope, no sarcasm in sight. :)

    • lizardmandx
      lizardmandx 15 days ago +2

      Is this all sarcasm?

  • The Not Sane Goldilocks

    😂😂😂

  • Anthony Sforza
    Anthony Sforza 3 months ago +55

    I'm shocked he didn't go on about Ice T and his "They've got a new drug on the street..." anecdotes. "They've got a new drug on the street, called Pound Puppies... after the first time, they find you naked in Central Park with a shock collar on, marking your territory with piss all over the trees."

  • elizabeth pfeffer
    elizabeth pfeffer 3 months ago

    he definitely stole the blood joke from tumblr lmao

    • elizabeth pfeffer
      elizabeth pfeffer 3 months ago

      im trying to find it and i cannot for the life of me!! im know im not crazy because i knew exactly what he was going to say before he said it and i read the text post years ago. either it dropped off the face of the earth or i am crazy

  • Hannah Rovente
    Hannah Rovente 3 months ago

    John Mulaney for President!!!

  • Definitely not a celebrity

    BRUH AT THE BEGINING OF THIS VIDEO I WAS CONFUSED AS TO WHY THERES A ADD FOR LAW AND ORDER AND NOW AT 1:19 IM SCREAMING

  • -laurel-
    -laurel- 3 months ago

    this made me wanna watch Law and Order SVU
    edit: currently watching SVU

  • Efi Bixhaku
    Efi Bixhaku 3 months ago

    I thought he was Berry Allen.

  • Emily Christian
    Emily Christian 3 months ago

    i love this man

  • Oz Lee
    Oz Lee 3 months ago

    I've tried to understand why people go nuts for John, but this guy just doesn't make me laugh at all. I smiled twice during this, but no actual laughs.

  • Bandy_ drew
    Bandy_ drew 3 months ago

    😂

  • Draico Storm
    Draico Storm 3 months ago

    I don’t know why but I’ve heard his voice but in my head he looked completely different

  • thepaintbender 9806
    thepaintbender 9806 4 months ago

    Amazing, f😁cking amazing

  • Ben Bryson
    Ben Bryson 4 months ago +861

    The camera guy who zoomed in for the "you mean to tell me..." bit deserves a raise. Really brought the whole bit together

    • Rudolph Rudolph
      Rudolph Rudolph 7 days ago +1

      +Cj64films cinnamontography

    • Cj64films
      Cj64films Month ago +11

      Ben Bryson From a Cinematographers point of view I approve

  • sunmarsh
    sunmarsh 4 months ago

    These jokes seem coming from a basic bitch

  • walawalawalt
    walawalawalt 4 months ago +3

    i dont think people understand that tv shows use these types of dialogue as a way to explain certain things for the audience's benefit.

    • Kelly Alves
      Kelly Alves 19 days ago

      Nurse08 Exactly. And exposition doesn’t have to be dumb.

    • Nurse08
      Nurse08 4 months ago +2

      walawalawalt I think people understand his point is basically exposition. It would just be nice if they could spread it around so it didn’t seem like this one character was an idiot who (as John pointed out) has been doing this job for over 11 years and is still really confused and surprised about what his job actually involves.

  • Moriah Williams
    Moriah Williams 4 months ago +5

    I watched that episode today nearly did a spit take when I heard the lines.
    Me: this is the episode really.

  • Brent Alan Adam Landgrave

    No jokes about a guy with a name like Dick Wolf?? ...a missed opportunity, Mulaney.

  • Sbeep
    Sbeep 4 months ago +1

    I want to see him!!!
    I found out about him in animations talking about him

  • Newx Quackers
    Newx Quackers 4 months ago

    I got high of sprite, and there was non stop laughter

  • Kawaii_Kitty Gamer
    Kawaii_Kitty Gamer 4 months ago

    I watched that show XD

  • Ethan kauffman
    Ethan kauffman 4 months ago

    -Or like when you like to recreate Breaking Bad
    -Or like when you like wine a little too much
    -Or like when you get home and have headache medicine with no headache

  • Tomas Balderas
    Tomas Balderas 4 months ago

    he sounds like vanos

  • shydreamguy wantsaboyfriend

    So Basically Ice -T is being used as the Rep for Hillbilly viewers who otherwise wouldn't understand so the viewers wont have to write in and ask What does that word mean?

  • E. Keough
    E. Keough 4 months ago +71

    Man, John Mulaney sounds just like Drew Gooden.

  • Zach Allen
    Zach Allen 4 months ago +1

    Talks about Law and Order, get Law and Order: SVU advertisement.

  • sean poutch
    sean poutch 4 months ago +1

    When did the Flash start doing stand up???

  • Buff Natsuki
    Buff Natsuki 5 months ago +1

    "This dude gets off to little girls with pig tails?" "Yes Ice T, hes a pedophile. You work in the sex crimes devision"

  • evekurocieru
    evekurocieru 5 months ago +153

    "You mean like when..." - Ice T

  • Max Marko
    Max Marko 5 months ago

    I just saw Dean Cain on tv and thought of this

  • CSILopez
    CSILopez 5 months ago +9

    HAHAHAHA! Dude! I’m watching SVU right now and I just saw that scene with Ice-T! I had to pause it and laugh out loud! It’s real! I thought he was making the shit up!

  • Brendan Cross
    Brendan Cross 5 months ago

    What’s the episode he’s quoting about the ponies!?!?

    • Janine Woolery
      Janine Woolery 3 months ago

      Brendan Cross I just saw it, it's in season 2. It's called Secrets I think.

  • Katie Fitzp
    Katie Fitzp 5 months ago +2

    No such thing as "TOO MUCH *chocolate* cake"

  • Ryann Donahue
    Ryann Donahue 5 months ago

    The episodes where Ice-T runs are the BEST

  • • EmmyBaby •
    • EmmyBaby • 5 months ago

    “Scratchy Lotteries” had me dead 💀 😂 😂

  • The Wandering Jess
    The Wandering Jess 5 months ago

    First off: no

  • butlerkitties
    butlerkitties 5 months ago +121

    4:41 "MMn... Gross!" i laughed so hard

  • Jane Piepes
    Jane Piepes 5 months ago

    I could've been a contender...When I was a little kid, my father, aunt, sister and cousins were taken to the ice rink at Flushing Meadows Park in Queens where the 1964 World's Fair was held, btw.
    I was getting pretty good at ice skating and loved my outfit. One Sunday, a midget came to skate there. She was a skilled skater and zipped all around . She flipped me out - and I never went back .. and never told my parents why -

  • Kasia
    Kasia 5 months ago +50

    "Mmm... _gross_ !"

  • gummy stars
    gummy stars 6 months ago

    rly wish theyd put content warnings god