John Mulaney: New in Town - Ice-T on "SVU" & Old Murder Investigations

  • Published on Mar 3, 2018
  • John Mulaney isn't sure why Ice-T is always shocked in every episode of "Law & Order: SVU" after 11 years of working in the sex crimes department.
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Comments • 938

  • Brandon Rush
    Brandon Rush 2 days ago +4

    theory confirmed: john milan eu actually was a detective in the 30s

  • Michelle Padilla
    Michelle Padilla 2 days ago

    “Yeah, Ice. He’s a pedophile. You work in the sex crimes division.”

  • IMplosion gaming
    IMplosion gaming 3 days ago

    Fyi if anyone is interested, ice T does that monologue in season 2 episode 12 at 22 minutes and 40 seconds. Dont ask😂

  • nicholas francis
    nicholas francis 4 days ago

    literally stole the midget joke from tom segura.

  • Reid Plyler
    Reid Plyler 4 days ago

    I loved the ice T PSA about not beating women....from the former pimp....right.

  • Jenic Darling
    Jenic Darling 4 days ago

    Glad I'm not the only one who thought of how easy crime was in the past

  • Wabb1e
    Wabb1e 5 days ago


  • Pum Everdeen
    Pum Everdeen 6 days ago

    Oh dear boy, in Germany you can say whatever you want on tv. We’re hearing the f-word at least 10 times a day, you have no clue.
    Censorship? Doesn’t exist. Not even on the radio

  • Paul S
    Paul S 9 days ago

    This guy is gold.

  • Susan Stevens
    Susan Stevens 9 days ago

    😂😂 He's hilarious!

  • Ramen Rawomen
    Ramen Rawomen 13 days ago

    My teacher once taught a guy who robbed a post office dressed as a woman.

  • Lay Zome
    Lay Zome 16 days ago

    This first joke is a Dave Chappelle joke hum...

  • Cero Miedic
    Cero Miedic 16 days ago

    The ice t character is like that so they have a way to explain things to the morons watching. They really rate that audiences intelligence highly lol.

  • Carlos Salazar
    Carlos Salazar 16 days ago

    Hold up...
    Was that Charlie Cox at 2:21?

  • rdw rdw
    rdw rdw 16 days ago

    Give him props: umlike a lotta white comedians when impersonating a black celebs, they start speaking in ebonics or som puedo black dialect....he doesn't go there but is still effective.

  • Emily Galassi
    Emily Galassi 18 days ago

    My mom is watching svu in the other room

  • Electrono9
    Electrono9 24 days ago +1

    Mulaney is a nut. He's brilliant.

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  • dragon21516
    dragon21516 Month ago

    That background literally looks like they just stuck up a normal map of the wall behind it. If you know what I'm talking about, you probably won't be able to unsee it.

    If you REALLY know what I'm talking about, you'll probably find some inaccuracy and you'll easily be able to unsee it.

  • A Pineapple
    A Pineapple Month ago +1

    Only short people can say the word midget

  • Combat Vet
    Combat Vet Month ago

    This is stolen from Chapelle

  • PippiOnePointOh
    PippiOnePointOh Month ago

    So like, is Barry Allen John Mulaney, or is John Mulaney Barry Allen?

  • Tavi T
    Tavi T Month ago

    I did read the title😂 i hear svu im happy

  • kaniphish
    kaniphish Month ago +5

    John Mulaney is so white, he pronounces the second T in Atlanta.

  • Mary Allgier
    Mary Allgier Month ago

    Watching John Milanese videos and seeing comments I liked and/or my past comments...
    I might have an issue. Like when someone eats too much chocolate cake

  • Claire Isabella
    Claire Isabella Month ago

    svu season 2 episode 12

  • galaxy storm 01
    galaxy storm 01 Month ago

    Chocolate cake fluffy

  • Bunky Dog
    Bunky Dog Month ago

    "mmm...meh" x 1000

  • Lyn Charles
    Lyn Charles Month ago

    90% approval ratings

  • chancladotjpg
    chancladotjpg Month ago +1

    Drew Gooden!😂

  • Steven Najar
    Steven Najar Month ago


  • Mhd max
    Mhd max Month ago +2

    This john mulaney kid has a sophisticated humour , hes really smart in his jokes. 👍

  • PoppyCorn144
    PoppyCorn144 Month ago

    How tf does semen and fecal matter get in a person’s ear. I need to watch that episode.
    Please post episode number below.

  • Rin Salamander
    Rin Salamander Month ago

    The midget thing is really funny to me. I'm 4'10, and have, on multiple occasions, referred to myself as a midget. Someone once told me I shouldn't because it's an offensive word, but I had no idea it was even offensive! But for the record, I still call myself a tall midget.

  • Gabriel Vega
    Gabriel Vega Month ago

    wait a sec was that chocolate cake thing meant to call out Gabriel Iglesias or am I crazy

  • Lina Garibay
    Lina Garibay Month ago

    Midget is in the dictionary as the word for small people. And dwarf says mythical creatures. Explain that.

  • John Lee
    John Lee Month ago

    is it that wrong in the Western societies to speak the word nigger?

  • Jesse Miles
    Jesse Miles Month ago

    First off- No.

  • Ryan Groves
    Ryan Groves Month ago

    Love Law and Order SVU

  • Iron Fan
    Iron Fan Month ago

    Very funny ♥

  • Lexi Kaiser
    Lexi Kaiser Month ago +1

    John Mulaney is oddly weird attractive

  • john bush
    john bush Month ago

    I was really hoping he would call ice t out for his hypocrisy, how he gonna make a song called cop killer n then spend over a decade playing a pedo popo

  • Angel
    Angel Month ago +1

    Something is... Off about the thumbnail

  • IaMYoungWalker22
    IaMYoungWalker22 Month ago

    This is one of the funniest sets ever lmao

  • Radu2506
    Radu2506 Month ago +2

    "Midget is as bad as the N word"
    "First of, NO"

  • BlindAcorn35
    BlindAcorn35 Month ago

    *looks like we found semen and fecal matter in the victim's ear canal*

  • Barbara Green
    Barbara Green Month ago

    “They’d roll in to a back wearing suits and hats like they were going to church in Atlanta.”
    The tall child is getting invited to the cookout!”

  • Tumiso Marebane
    Tumiso Marebane Month ago

    Lolest! this dude is hilarious!

  • A Taylor
    A Taylor 2 months ago +4

    Why is he mentioning BOTH of my most favorite TV shows?! I loved this.

  • Lila Acosta
    Lila Acosta 2 months ago +1

    mm gross! mop it up!

  • George Finch
    George Finch 2 months ago +1

    @chris cuomo

  • elodiemo
    elodiemo 2 months ago +1

    *that way we’ll know where it was.*

  • Tiedyed Owl
    Tiedyed Owl 2 months ago +1

    Thanks to this joke whenever I watch SVU I start laughing at the most inappropriate times.

  • Just Me
    Just Me 2 months ago

    I saw screen banner for a news story that said “which slur is worse? ‘Cracker’ or the ‘N’ word?” I was like “i bet i know!”

  • Joshmillerdrum
    Joshmillerdrum 2 months ago

    Anybody else type in "John mulaney hmm gross" to get here?

  • Juvenalplays
    Juvenalplays 2 months ago +3

    Spider ham

  • Cole Aufdenkamp
    Cole Aufdenkamp 2 months ago

    I’m pretty sure he ripped the midget joke from Tom Segura

  • shotpin
    shotpin 2 months ago

    You’re awesome buddy!

  • Sean O'Brien
    Sean O'Brien 2 months ago +7

    I always felt like ice's character was like someone's dad blundered into a police investigation and just decided to make himself useful, immediately making him my favorite character.
    I'm glad I'm not the only one.

  • Amelia Hare
    Amelia Hare 2 months ago

    Mick Jagger is right.......