John Mulaney: New in Town - Ice-T on "SVU" & Old Murder Investigations

  • Published on Mar 3, 2018
  • John Mulaney isn't sure why Ice-T is always shocked in every episode of "Law & Order: SVU" after 11 years of working in the sex crimes department.
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Comments • 883

  • IaMYoungWalker22
    IaMYoungWalker22 3 hours ago

    This is one of the funniest sets ever lmao

  • Radu2506
    Radu2506 20 hours ago

    "Midget is as bad as the N word"
    "First of, NO"

  • BlindAcorn35
    BlindAcorn35 2 days ago

    *looks like we found semen and fecal matter in the victim's ear canal*

  • Barbara Green
    Barbara Green 3 days ago

    “They’d roll in to a back wearing suits and hats like they were going to church in Atlanta.”
    The tall child is getting invited to the cookout!”

  • Tumiso Marebane
    Tumiso Marebane 3 days ago

    Lolest! this dude is hilarious!

  • A Taylor
    A Taylor 3 days ago +3

    Why is he mentioning BOTH of my most favorite TV shows?! I loved this.

  • Lila Acosta
    Lila Acosta 4 days ago

    mm gross! mop it up!

  • George Finch
    George Finch 7 days ago +1

    @chris cuomo

  • adamo
    adamo 8 days ago +1

    *that way we’ll know where it was.*

  • Tiedyed Owl
    Tiedyed Owl 8 days ago +1

    Thanks to this joke whenever I watch SVU I start laughing at the most inappropriate times.

  • Just Me
    Just Me 8 days ago

    I saw screen banner for a news story that said “which slur is worse? ‘Cracker’ or the ‘N’ word?” I was like “i bet i know!”

  • Joshmillerdrum
    Joshmillerdrum 9 days ago

    Anybody else type in "John mulaney hmm gross" to get here?

  • Juvenal Escalera
    Juvenal Escalera 11 days ago +3

    Spider ham

  • Cole Aufdenkamp
    Cole Aufdenkamp 20 days ago

    I’m pretty sure he ripped the midget joke from Tom Segura

  • shotpin
    shotpin 22 days ago

    You’re awesome buddy!

  • Sean O'Brien
    Sean O'Brien 22 days ago +1

    I always felt like ice's character was like someone's dad blundered into a police investigation and just decided to make himself useful, immediately making him my favorite character.
    I'm glad I'm not the only one.

  • Amelia Hare
    Amelia Hare 22 days ago

    Mick Jagger is right.......

  • ciera leal
    ciera leal 25 days ago

    I love him so muchhhh he's so cute n smart

  • Livi Q
    Livi Q 27 days ago

    this was in the suggestions from a video about little people lol

  • Tristian Rawlins
    Tristian Rawlins 28 days ago

    Golden Joe and the Suggins Gang

    RAY WATSON Month ago

    you are wonderful looking, a really gorgeous guy ! and funny !

  • S. Pociecha
    S. Pociecha Month ago +1

    John Mulaney wears the greatest suits - but that one isn't one of them. What happened?! Is it prostate-exam-related?? xox

  • Journey Jackson
    Journey Jackson Month ago

    I love watching his shows to fall asleep because I end up dreaming about what he’s saying, but I see his character from big mouth.

  • BlackMage666
    BlackMage666 Month ago +1

    The scene he's mentioning at 3:13 is the Season 2 episode called Secrets. About 22 minutes into the episode.

  • OnThisSideoftheSky
    OnThisSideoftheSky Month ago

    That ice t joke slays me every time. Can’t make jokes like that nowadays without everyone getting crazy offended

  • Tarbaby
    Tarbaby Month ago

    John looks like John F Kennedy Jr's clone of a clone of a clone …. feel free to use that one

  • Catherine Leary
    Catherine Leary Month ago +1

    "Scratchy lotteries".😂

  • PiCie Rema
    PiCie Rema Month ago

    Was that Charlie Cox?

  • Daniel Russell
    Daniel Russell Month ago

    I don’t find him funny but I do enjoy his stories

  • Donald Chesser
    Donald Chesser Month ago

    4:27 bruh I can't deal with him.

  • Esperanza Martinez
    Esperanza Martinez Month ago +1

    "Mmm, gross!" 😆😆😆

  • Micky Leinbachy
    Micky Leinbachy Month ago

    Wow, look at that high-waisted man. He sure has feminine hips, huh?

  • imani kelly
    imani kelly Month ago

    I remember that episode

  • Blastchiller
    Blastchiller Month ago +2

    Big suits and hats like their going to church in Atlanta!! Brilliant. Absolutely just brilliant. 😂😂😂

  • Hannah Louise
    Hannah Louise Month ago

    Does anyone know what episode of law and order SVU he’s talking about is?

  • jadeyes914
    jadeyes914 Month ago

    He voiced Spider-Ham in Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse

  • Brandon Palmer
    Brandon Palmer Month ago

    That was fun 😁

  • MegaKiwi
    MegaKiwi Month ago

    Does this guy play Andrew on big mouth?

  • Kris Sea
    Kris Sea Month ago

    i think about this clip everytime i watch svu

  • Buchanan Winchester

    The fuck. He is irresistible. I love the way he speaks

  • Abigail Dietz
    Abigail Dietz Month ago

    He was a banana!

  • Mirealla Salim
    Mirealla Salim Month ago

    He looks like berry from Flash

  • Robin Scheck
    Robin Scheck Month ago

    The killers blood joke really killed me. Hilariously funny =D

  • Theo Freier
    Theo Freier Month ago

    I haven’t seen anyone bring this up so I will... that’s definitely Charlie Cox at 2:22.

  • onekingdom1
    onekingdom1 Month ago


  • Queen T.T.
    Queen T.T. Month ago

    Bruh when he was doing Ice T close up, he kinda sounded like gangster Brandon Rogers

  • Igaveyoumyfakename
    Igaveyoumyfakename 2 months ago

    "Ha, ha ha! And if anyone asks you tell 'em it was Golden Joe and the Suggins gang." (Rat-ta-tat-tat I'm spelling my name in the wall with a machine gun.)

  • I just love gamers
    I just love gamers 2 months ago

    Write A joke with a midget?? More like 10 😂 ♥️ for my boy Bill Hader

  • Ben Toombs
    Ben Toombs 2 months ago

    The fuck wrong with this niggas hips

  • Parsa Dolatabadi
    Parsa Dolatabadi 2 months ago +1

    He looks like Barry Allen

  • SR Brant
    SR Brant 2 months ago

    “My mom says I’m sweet and that’s why spiders keep biting me!”

  • Karlos P. Cabello
    Karlos P. Cabello 2 months ago

    Yeah, that n-word and midget joke was stolen from Tom Segura...

  • Mckena Beld
    Mckena Beld 2 months ago +1

    "Scratchy lotteries"

  • Lily
    Lily 2 months ago

    This is what your looking for 3:13

  • Dananjay Anandan
    Dananjay Anandan 2 months ago +1

    Protestsnt guilt gave birth to Sex Addiction. Both the condition and the people.

  • Konjo Akberet
    Konjo Akberet 2 months ago

    “Uhhh NO, no it’s NOT”
    Lol is he married??💋

  • Eseroghene Omene
    Eseroghene Omene 2 months ago

    I had no idea he was this funny. I missed out

  • BlackAdder665
    BlackAdder665 2 months ago

    Sticks and stones and M16's may break your bones, but beware of the evil words!

  • crystal roses
    crystal roses 2 months ago

    first off.... no.

  • L. K.
    L. K. 2 months ago

    Don’t forget, “Glitter in the anal canal.” That one had me dying. This guy too 😂

    VBVNDON_BEATS 2 months ago

    So vanilla….

  • Vive Les Histoires
    Vive Les Histoires 2 months ago

    That tall child looks terrible.

  • Daisy Buchanan
    Daisy Buchanan 2 months ago

    I love at the end when he says "they make a day of it"

  • Yamibakurakitty4
    Yamibakurakitty4 2 months ago

    He is such a good comedian

  • talise decola
    talise decola 2 months ago

    3:54 did he just make fun of fluffy

  • Ghost Tribe
    Ghost Tribe 2 months ago

    Hahahah golden Joe and the sugans gang Lol hahahhahahaha

  • Ghost Tribe
    Ghost Tribe 2 months ago

    Funny "or like when" on point lol

  • dani
    dani 2 months ago

    *mop it up!*

  • Netherwolf6100
    Netherwolf6100 2 months ago +1
    Just leaving this here. Feel free to enjoy and thumbs this comment up so more people can see it

  • Edy the Coyote
    Edy the Coyote 2 months ago

    Doesn't seem like it but Mulaney is a sick fuck. Love ya man!

  • Jeff B
    Jeff B 2 months ago

    Lol Mulaney is savage against these SJW thots

  • Fluoride Jones
    Fluoride Jones 3 months ago +1

    This will never not be funny to me.

  • Karsten Von Fjellheim
    Karsten Von Fjellheim 3 months ago

    I want John to explain to me service pets on planes and how they piss and shit on the plane?

  • Jason Eaton
    Jason Eaton 3 months ago

    Still treats every case like it's his first, in terms of total confusion....

  • J S
    J S 3 months ago +1

    LOL @ " they're going to church in Atlanta...they make a day of it".