John Mulaney: New in Town - Ice-T on "SVU" & Old Murder Investigations

  • Published on Mar 3, 2018
  • John Mulaney isn't sure why Ice-T is always shocked in every episode of "Law & Order: SVU" after 11 years of working in the sex crimes department.
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Comments • 434

  • SheriffDawson1
    SheriffDawson1 Day ago

    So who coined the midget "n" word joke?

    DOES NOT COMPUTE 2 days ago

    The new F word: EFF AHH DOUBLE GEE OHH TEE

  • Callum Boyle
    Callum Boyle 2 days ago +1

    tall child.

  • Jordacar
    Jordacar 2 days ago

    For some reason I pictured Michael Shannon playing that 1935 detective.
    “We’ll draw chalk around where the body is. That way we’ll know where it was.”

  • Ryan Newman
    Ryan Newman 2 days ago

    All I hear is Spider-Ham.

  • Nia Turner
    Nia Turner 4 days ago

    His voice is so nerdy compared to how he looks.

  • dequan spruill
    dequan spruill 4 days ago

    Came here because of jay pharoah

  • Will Hoon For Food
    Will Hoon For Food 5 days ago

    The irony of the Law and Order director being an actual pedophile.

  • Yin Crowspike MSP
    Yin Crowspike MSP 5 days ago

    It's 12:28 I'm so loopy. I'm going to wake up my brother from laughing so hard.

  • Learningle
    Learningle 6 days ago

    the episode is season 2 ep 12
    It's toward the middle about 22 minutes in

  • Dallas Walker
    Dallas Walker 7 days ago +2

    Look at that high waisted man. Those are some feminine hips.

  • Hawk3
    Hawk3 7 days ago

    Am I the only one who hears Spider-Ham from Into the spider verse

  • No One
    No One 8 days ago

    N1359 US41

  • that_gigabyte
    that_gigabyte 8 days ago

    "Midget is as bad as the n-word."

  • Hamilton ate my soul

    im gonna say the n word

  • Balto Patrick
    Balto Patrick 9 days ago


  • Terrence Harris-Hughes
    Terrence Harris-Hughes 9 days ago +1

    His Ice T is amazing

  • Irrelevant Elephant
    Irrelevant Elephant 9 days ago +4

    First off:

  • Elijah U.
    Elijah U. 12 days ago

    My uncle talked about this a lot and it’s super funny also love your work in spider verse - A 12 year old sleep deprived and likes spider verse

  • KK Akuoku
    KK Akuoku 12 days ago

    John Mulaney- looks like a Kennedy Family offspring, yet sounds like a 14-year old boy impersonating a 1970s sportscaster.

  • Ciubiin Cisu
    Ciubiin Cisu 13 days ago +2


    BIG CHUNGUS 14 days ago +2

    hehehehhehe tell them it was golden joe and suggins gang *Heheheheheehehehehhehehe*

  • bigtaz504
    bigtaz504 14 days ago

    Ok now this white boy funny.

  • FilledToTheBrim
    FilledToTheBrim 15 days ago

    It just went from comparing the word midget to the n word to bank robberies

  • delaney
    delaney 15 days ago

    *mmm......* *_g r o s s_*

  • Tekte234
    Tekte234 16 days ago +3

    He should have been Peter Parker. but he's Peter Porker.

  • Fandom Smoothie
    Fandom Smoothie 16 days ago +5

    He sounds like Andrew from Big Mouth
    Edit: Aaaaand he voices Andrew from Big Mouth-

  • Kevyn The DevylMan
    Kevyn The DevylMan 17 days ago

    Him playing Spider-Ham is the best gift to my imagination, listening to this.

  • Em Uh
    Em Uh 17 days ago +1

    mmmmm... Gross! Mop it up

  • ThisChannelWillNeverLiveIfIDo

    2:40 Finally someone said it! I couldn't have said it better. Ice-T's character should not be so surprised anymore, he should be jaded. Thank you Spider-Ham! mY HERO!

  • Lucía 2792
    Lucía 2792 19 days ago

    Ok but what's the n-word?

  • Myles Coleman
    Myles Coleman 19 days ago

    I just washed my hands that why their wet no other reason

  • Mason Pines
    Mason Pines 19 days ago

    JM is a national treasure.

  • Jama Thaughn
    Jama Thaughn 21 day ago

    So you're saying Ice-T and Bubba could talk about various forms of delicious shrimp dishes while maintaining interest the whole time?

    ZERO THE ANGEL 21 day ago

    first off *NO*

  • triggered-iero
    triggered-iero 21 day ago +3

    john mulaney Speaks Like Capitalizing Every Letter But In Real Life

  • Benji12586
    Benji12586 22 days ago

    I lost it at "they dressed up like they're going to church in Atlanta" LOL

  • Karley Pamer
    Karley Pamer 22 days ago

    Basically summed up a fight from big brother 20 at 0:34

  • williano
    williano 23 days ago

    This guy is funny

  • hollisburst v
    hollisburst v 25 days ago

    So now I love John Mulaney

  • Sibayan2
    Sibayan2 27 days ago

    Hope after Spider-verse he gets the recognition he deserves.

  • Haj's Gameplay
    Haj's Gameplay 27 days ago

    I thought it was Barry😭😭

  • Anthony Sclafani
    Anthony Sclafani 28 days ago +3

    2:22 is that Daredevil/Matt Murdoch?

    AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 28 days ago +2

    Lol he looks like Flash⚡ but he's Spider-Ham now 🕷🐽

  • Juan Manuel Penaloza
    Juan Manuel Penaloza 28 days ago

    Hey look it's Peter Porker. 🐖

  • Bmore52
    Bmore52 29 days ago

    Funny guy. But his voice is kinda annoying

  • Jake f
    Jake f 29 days ago +2

    Love this bit, but the Midget joke was used by Tom segura several years ago right?

  • Miles Fulkerson
    Miles Fulkerson 29 days ago

    Spider ham

  • demet us
    demet us 29 days ago

    svu; the movie(ice tea comes up with examples)

  • aisha ä
    aisha ä Month ago

    i fucking love john

  • I'm one hell of a Sebastian Mecalis Knock Off.

    I wanna know what episode that is from

  • Nautilus1972
    Nautilus1972 Month ago

    This dude actually makes me laugh out loud.Such a rare thing in comedy.

  • Caitlin Parks
    Caitlin Parks Month ago

    I quote this joke so much

  • Crimson Wolf
    Crimson Wolf Month ago

    Is that Dean Cain?

  • Ellen ms
    Ellen ms Month ago

    Lol lol

  • Camilo Garcia Ylasaari

    Or like when someone binges too many John Mulaney videos?

  • kennedy dixon
    kennedy dixon Month ago +3

    he's so fucking pretty????

  • Mr J
    Mr J Month ago

    Dude could be agent smiths stunt double

  • Patrick Cortes
    Patrick Cortes Month ago

    Link of the clip in question (he got it pretty right):

  • Clarissa R
    Clarissa R Month ago +10

    I love John Mulaney! My boyfriend doesn’t find him funny and I think this may break us up 🤔

  • Louise Hedrich
    Louise Hedrich Month ago +2

    mm, gross, mop it up

  • Retro Ace
    Retro Ace Month ago +3

    Spider Ham everybody

  • Eilonwy
    Eilonwy Month ago +6

    5:37 Fake AH Crew

  • Cartoony Nightmarionne

    Jaiden animations anyone?
    Three likes that’s a record 👌🏻

  • 3rd Gunman
    3rd Gunman Month ago +3

    He kind of looks like the Flash

  • band bam
    band bam Month ago

    Midget face/head, normal body

  • IamPandora Bitches
    IamPandora Bitches Month ago +2

    "Yeah Ice... He's a pedophile.... You work in the sex crimes unit....."

  • Rubi Becker
    Rubi Becker Month ago +7

    his ice t impression sounds like durte dom

  • LBU Makeup
    LBU Makeup Month ago +11

    all I hear is Andrew

  • FruitsAndVeggies
    FruitsAndVeggies Month ago


  • risarei
    risarei Month ago

    Yo, you tellin me this dude gets off on little girls with pigtails?? 🤨

  • Riddles
    Riddles Month ago +1

    Ear cANAL😂

  • commie bitch
    commie bitch Month ago

    He said 1935 my greatgrandpa was born in 1936 he is still alive

  • TrippyStefTV
    TrippyStefTV Month ago

    He sounds like Nathan Lane

  • TerribleChoices2712

    I didn’t laugh once and I’ve tried for about an hour to find this guy’s material funny but none of my funny bones are being tickled... do people find it funny cos they’re into him? Cos I’m so stumped.... It’s just a pretty white Boy in a suit...

  • Sofia Korhonen
    Sofia Korhonen Month ago

    Before I knew who he was I always tought he was Grant Gustin because they look so much a like

    BIG CHUNGUS Month ago

    Ive heard all of his material on Pandora... Dude is hilarious...

  • t r a s h
    t r a s h Month ago

    _hmm... gross._

  • Iskul
    Iskul 2 months ago


  • Justlisten498
    Justlisten498 2 months ago

    I think he may be the most beautiful and perfect man I have ever seen. Also very very funny. I’m in love.

  • Jude Wilson
    Jude Wilson 2 months ago

    This guy looks like the guy who plays the flash on Netflix

  • jack white
    jack white 2 months ago

    jesus i love this guy

  • vamsi krishna
    vamsi krishna 2 months ago +2

    wow.....never knew him before amy schumer stole his joke.....this dude is really good

  • Connie Lewis
    Connie Lewis 2 months ago

    What are the other two lines from?

  • Froyo Yoyo
    Froyo Yoyo 2 months ago

    This man is a blessing to this world

  • alexrobloxYT
    alexrobloxYT 2 months ago

    Sub and say done ✅ i will sub back

  • Jonny Stetsa
    Jonny Stetsa 2 months ago +1

    Too funny .. John Mulaney is gold

  • Peyton Harrington
    Peyton Harrington 2 months ago +51

    Hear me out, guys- John Mulaney and his wife are Hades and Persephone.

    • Kaly Avery
      Kaly Avery Day ago

      Except he’s actually Persephone and Anna is Hades

    • Addison
      Addison 5 days ago

      yes, but john is persephone

    • νєlνєт мσσи
      νєlνєт мσσи 6 days ago +2

      oh god, yes.
      the best part is, hades isn't even a bad person 😆

    • Ben Dressel
      Ben Dressel 11 days ago

      I laughed so hard at this

      Two weeks ago on tumblr

    • Marshy Witchy
      Marshy Witchy 13 days ago +4

      How can you say something so controversial, yet so brave?

  • Elleohe Xx
    Elleohe Xx 2 months ago +2

    If Grant Gustin had an older brother it would be this dude, he’s also hilarious 😂

  • Joy Turina
    Joy Turina 2 months ago +3

    All i hear is andrew

  • siddhant singh
    siddhant singh 2 months ago
    same jokes recycled still like it though

  • Michael Eyob
    Michael Eyob 2 months ago

    He raped her

  • Javi Gurrol
    Javi Gurrol 2 months ago +4

    I can’t help and not picture Andrew from Big Mouth.

  • Angel Del Prado
    Angel Del Prado 2 months ago

    Where’s Maury?

  • lizardmandx
    lizardmandx 2 months ago

    Who did he steal his first joke from? I can't place it but total rip off.

  • Luke Mckenzie
    Luke Mckenzie 2 months ago

    "hmmm *_GROSS_* "

  • ccool rocka
    ccool rocka 2 months ago

    Literally just realized he is in big mouth I’m dumb asf 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

  • Andrew Charron
    Andrew Charron 2 months ago

    I swear I’ve heard this joke from other comedian...

  • Cross
    Cross 2 months ago +66

    So we’re going back and forth:
    “You can’t say that word on TV.”
    “I want to!”
    “If you put that word on TV, there could be a protest of midgets on this building!”
    And I said “Promise?”

  • pitioti
    pitioti 2 months ago

    This guy is one of my favorits!!
    Loves from france ❤