4 Awful Ways Our Ancestors Got High (That We Tested!) - Cracked Goes There with Robert Evans

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  • A. Non
    A. Non 10 minutes ago

    Lol Melted Skittles and sperm

  • Wise Man
    Wise Man 37 minutes ago

    The Chic in the blue shirt is high as a kite ... Lol

  • R33D PLAYS
    R33D PLAYS 2 hours ago

    This video will do 1 of 2 things, get you high, or ruin asian porn for you

  • Hakimi Yusmadi
    Hakimi Yusmadi 18 hours ago

    am i the only one who thought the guy at the beginning looks like daniel bryan

  • haylee
    haylee 23 hours ago

    Gotta love shrooms

  • Anders Bjornsson
    Anders Bjornsson 23 hours ago

    I was hoping they'd take A. Muscaria.

  • Elizabeth Farrell
    Elizabeth Farrell 23 hours ago

    The Asian girl is me on shrooms

  • Cesar Flores
    Cesar Flores Day ago

    I'll have, what the Asian girl is having.

  • nik Sutherland
    nik Sutherland Day ago

    Hahahahahahahaha

  • Hermz
    Hermz 2 days ago

    Well im sold!

  • Gökhan Gödek
    Gökhan Gödek 2 days ago

    Hey ı want soma now

  • Manny Glover
    Manny Glover 2 days ago

    That white hipster girl drinking the UR-booze (monkey wine) looks like so my type 😍🥰😘

  • SKINVAS Muditha
    SKINVAS Muditha 3 days ago

    I love that Asian girl! She's got good vibes ✨

  • Janie Straub
    Janie Straub 3 days ago

    In the first one, I wouldn't smoke tobacco like that. I damn sure would smoke weed like that 😛😛😛😛😎😎😎

  • Seth
    Seth 4 days ago

    Yeah imma just stick to that heron.

  • sunrise gamez
    sunrise gamez 4 days ago

    The Indians were weiiird

  • joshy chico
    joshy chico 4 days ago

    We going to ignore the fact that she said skittles and sperm 😂😂 ? Like hold up what..😂

  • nj bj
    nj bj 5 days ago

    the asian girl is me after a couple shots of vodka

  • fatma bz
    fatma bz 5 days ago

    She woke

  • Naomi thumper
    Naomi thumper 6 days ago

    We love the Asian girl

  • I’m so ugly that’s okay cause so are you

    Some of these people look like the people from total drama

  • Nikki Hokama
    Nikki Hokama 6 days ago

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Enrique Perez
    Enrique Perez 7 days ago +1

    " Asians taking drugs" is now im my search bar after watching this video.
    For Research Purposes,
    want to get a general census to see if a cultural thats not known for having drug problems gets hit harder than others

  • Daniel Reed
    Daniel Reed 7 days ago +1

    “For mature audiences only”. You do realize you put this on TVclip, right?

  • XMOLINA
    XMOLINA 7 days ago

    omggggggg the asian girl i need

  • Shahzad James
    Shahzad James 8 days ago

    So, she knows sperms taste? 🤣😂

  • Shneeples
    Shneeples 8 days ago +1

    That asian girl loves that shroom juice

  • John Calacanis
    John Calacanis 8 days ago +4

    “I’m gonna tone it down”
    “Do you believe in god”

  • Sian Pressly
    Sian Pressly 8 days ago +1

    this is gnarly

  • yordy ortega
    yordy ortega 8 days ago

    Hispaniola is the Dominican Republic

  • Jeremy Knop
    Jeremy Knop 9 days ago

    This almost reminds me of the peote scene from young guns

  • Tanner Ezra
    Tanner Ezra 9 days ago

    The asians girl high, was high

  • Bac Jam
    Bac Jam 9 days ago

    I'm gonna tone it down do, you believe in god

  • some guy
    some guy 9 days ago

    That asian girl needs to be a psychadelic.meme...she could be THE psychadelic meme...she is clearly this generations terrance mckenna heh heh

  • Johnny Qush
    Johnny Qush 9 days ago

    Well this confirmed what happened to Lisa Lam
    She weren’t trough the wrong door

  • Nick Strong
    Nick Strong 9 days ago

    I like getting high on coke


    *Coca-Cola*

  • meganbaer11
    meganbaer11 9 days ago +1

    Teresa from GMM!

  • Μιχαλης Ζαφειρακης

    Τι πινεις και δεν μας δινεις

  • Nick Becerra
    Nick Becerra 10 days ago

    That was the most embarrassing run i have ever seen 😂 5:35

  • Donna Rupert
    Donna Rupert 10 days ago

    Girlfriend was tripping her butt off😬

  • Diego Viejo Carretero
    Diego Viejo Carretero 10 days ago

    He looks like backyard scientist

  • Teddy Sabaghi
    Teddy Sabaghi 10 days ago

    8:56 😂

  • Ryan Nu
    Ryan Nu 10 days ago

    That Asian girls an old soul

  • Ryan Nu
    Ryan Nu 10 days ago +1

    How do you make soma

  • Evolviac
    Evolviac 10 days ago

    That sound at 8:56

  • CrabbyPotency
    CrabbyPotency 10 days ago

    It sounds like one of those should have been predecessors instead of Ancestor.

  • SparkGold
    SparkGold 10 days ago

    wow, so cool Cracked can make this video as people sit in jail for drug possession. Fucking free them for that shit

  • boboss top shelf
    boboss top shelf 10 days ago

    She just trippin balls

  • Loernzo Crosby
    Loernzo Crosby 10 days ago

    I like... Gasoline fumes... Dat sit is lit

  • Prisoner Zero
    Prisoner Zero 11 days ago

    Or the moment that you realize that your great grandma was a 1920's Flapper Girl that loved bathtub hootch!!

  • Glo BoyDT
    Glo BoyDT 11 days ago

    4:20 that was pretty random

  • brad noneya
    brad noneya 11 days ago +1

    The Asian girl has been woke, welcome to the club😊 shrooms are the shit

    • brad noneya
      brad noneya 11 days ago

      She is literally me when i trip I shit you not, I'm all goofy and happy😂

  • Albus Dumbledore
    Albus Dumbledore 11 days ago

    Soak what in water?

  • Zoximrai
    Zoximrai 11 days ago +1

    The asian girl is me every time I’m fucked up. Also doesn’t help that I’m half asain.

  • Pain
    Pain 11 days ago

    What kind of Mushrooms are used to make Soma?

  • bait my status
    bait my status 11 days ago

    8:51 she regrets

  • INCURSIO Gaming
    INCURSIO Gaming 11 days ago

    I think you just permafried that asian chick

  • Xxgetshot55xX
    Xxgetshot55xX 11 days ago

    "I'm so glad I don't have to workout. "←Mood

  • Reaper of Trolls
    Reaper of Trolls 11 days ago

    This gives me an idea....

  • Jordan Giles
    Jordan Giles 11 days ago

    Where can I get some of that soma shit?

  • gypsy rose
    gypsy rose 11 days ago

    I can see fake things 🤣🤣

  • ShakenMike
    ShakenMike 11 days ago

    Why'd they only show the effects of the last one tho

  • Cheesey Roach rat
    Cheesey Roach rat 11 days ago

    3:30 she was excited for both

  • *your car is* *laughing at me*

    I have gotten high off all of these cuz I can time travel..

  • Latrell Ross
    Latrell Ross 11 days ago

    Im glad this was recommended to me

  • Danny Qin
    Danny Qin 11 days ago

    Wow Jesus is not very happy

  • NCS .H
    NCS .H 11 days ago

    I'm the Asian girl when I smoked the green for the 1st time 😂😂😂

  • Jent Bent
    Jent Bent 11 days ago

    Can I get some of the soma

  • S_W_I_F_T R_6
    S_W_I_F_T R_6 12 days ago

    Pink phone case lol

  • Ben Hicks
    Ben Hicks 12 days ago

    Feel sorry for them back then they didn't have meth. Meth is fun

  • Ordinary Kid
    Ordinary Kid 12 days ago

    I have school in 3 hours 😴

  • jimmy pensky
    jimmy pensky 12 days ago +12

    THE VIDEO HAS BEEN IN MY RECCOMENDATIONS FOR 2 YEARS

  • Cray Stuff
    Cray Stuff 12 days ago

    Española is dominican republic and haiti now

  • Jack Vryonis
    Jack Vryonis 12 days ago

    Well there goes your monetisation

  • Lina Minnebusch
    Lina Minnebusch 12 days ago

    i love how good they describe how the feel at the end. i literally can imagine what theire talking about. they are si good at describing idk

  • Will Doherty
    Will Doherty 12 days ago

    u can get way more fucked up buy doing other ancient drugs that are still around.....not ripping on you but...you chicken????? your softest drug should have be khat no joke

  • Geo Vonni
    Geo Vonni 12 days ago

    These people are zoned out

  • Geo Vonni
    Geo Vonni 12 days ago

    She said whoah im goin back in time.lol

  • GreySlasher63
    GreySlasher63 12 days ago +15

    The reason why they threw up is because they didn't feel the prayer

  • Gabe Blackmon
    Gabe Blackmon 13 days ago

    My hand is doing that thing when it doesn't feel like its mine

  • Vast Renegade
    Vast Renegade 13 days ago +14

    The Asian girl accidentally got a tripple dose. 😂

  • Jaron Huhn
    Jaron Huhn 13 days ago

    I fucking love that Asian chick. She can b my wife 100%... if she agrees of course

  • THEKING456
    THEKING456 13 days ago

    Still trying to understand how coffee beans get you high :/

    • Edge Supreme
      Edge Supreme 13 days ago

      First It was raw coffee so imagine having like 5 espressos and then have the mind of a ancient native it's normal to us but it was a whole new world for them

  • Ca595
    Ca595 13 days ago

    im annoyed by that asian even though im not high rn

  • Joe Beach
    Joe Beach 13 days ago

    Shroom huice

  • Kinky Squid
    Kinky Squid 13 days ago

    Dan has some explaining to do

  • Miles Lougheed
    Miles Lougheed 13 days ago

    Sounds like all of you learned something today.
    Your Asian friend should, under no circumstances, take mind altering substances again.

  • Jax Hawken
    Jax Hawken 13 days ago +3

    Why this dude looks like Nicolas Cage?

  • Patrik Pavkovic
    Patrik Pavkovic 13 days ago

    'Crack'ed if you know what I mean

  • Nikodem Dobrenko
    Nikodem Dobrenko 13 days ago

    Stoned warriors

  • _bleeding_rainbows_88
    _bleeding_rainbows_88 13 days ago

    Homeboy with his glittery pink phonecase🤣🤣🤣

  • sabiq rusydi
    sabiq rusydi 13 days ago +6

    She's basically became 4th dimension being at the time.

  • Expert Juan
    Expert Juan 14 days ago

    Never will I ever smoke up that Asian girl

  • Luke 1720
    Luke 1720 14 days ago

    I made a song on my channel but its badddddddd....

  • anonymous changer
    anonymous changer 14 days ago +2

    You used Irish rover music lol

  • NovanoDelta
    NovanoDelta 14 days ago

    5:58 "it tastes like im eating something"

  • Rafael Luz
    Rafael Luz 14 days ago

    that asian girl is the type you meet at a party and 30 minutes in, she tells you all about her life and how her ex boyfriend had a bad energy

  • Screwcurry
    Screwcurry 14 days ago

    That Asian girl is that girl at the party that don’t smoke but wanna hit you weed 😂

  • Screwcurry
    Screwcurry 14 days ago

    Bruh I gotta try that mushroom shit that looks gnarly

  • gphuang67
    gphuang67 14 days ago

    Smoke thru your nose or any other part of your body don't get the smoke straight to your brain.