4 Awful Ways Our Ancestors Got High (That We Tested!) - Cracked Goes There with Robert Evans

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  • Eazy_Lifeb TV
    Eazy_Lifeb TV Day ago

    Yo that asian lady had a good time.

  • King Kong The boss
    King Kong The boss 2 days ago

    Bro the one on the right is so chill

  • Ace Leone215
    Ace Leone215 3 days ago


  • FishermanFan99 Driver

    I used to grow tomatoes and smoke or chew the leaves for a nicotine buzz,worked pretty well

  • Devin M.
    Devin M. 4 days ago

    The fermented sap and the coffee mixture interest me.

  • a dead chipmunk
    a dead chipmunk 6 days ago +1

    They drank philocybe mushrooms which make u hallucinate so, they were tripping balls. Also, they are illegal

  • Una Vela
    Una Vela 6 days ago

    Damn, if that is a work environment I would like to have

  • Apeman OG
    Apeman OG 8 days ago

    I miss this channel.

  • T0xic
    T0xic 9 days ago


  • Thomas Ferraro
    Thomas Ferraro 9 days ago

    I tried making this exactly how they did. Didnt feel shit

  • Zukinidemon
    Zukinidemon 9 days ago

    Jesus alright recommend I’ll watch it

  • ProblyReallyHigh
    ProblyReallyHigh 10 days ago

    I want that milky trippy shit!!

  • Dick Maki
    Dick Maki 10 days ago

    Cracked bunch crackheads

  • Noah Schimpf
    Noah Schimpf 11 days ago

    Wash the cow poop off your shrooms first..

  • The Bad Minimalist
    The Bad Minimalist 12 days ago

    β€œAmateur Drug Historian”

  • Pedro Boscardin
    Pedro Boscardin 13 days ago

    Indians here in Brazil mostly used "rapΓ©", which is a tobacco powder that you use that device to snort. They didn't used cigarettes, because it uses way more resources.

  • nystagmus
    nystagmus 14 days ago +1

    It taste like your eating something

  • LilLee420
    LilLee420 14 days ago

    I want to know how to do the last one. How to make I want it.

  • Awpenheimer
    Awpenheimer 14 days ago

    why did i read Cracked as CRACK ED

  • Honest Review
    Honest Review 14 days ago +1

    Robert Evans is an american hero. Check out his podcasts. Hardest working guy out there. Thanks for all you do, and the recipes!

  • The blessed 1
    The blessed 1 15 days ago

    That was great to watch! πŸ€—

  • ############### s
    ############### s 16 days ago

    first off why did the guy know what sperm tastes like?

  • Bushido Brown
    Bushido Brown 17 days ago

    I'll have what's she's having

  • EnterNameHere
    EnterNameHere 17 days ago

    Yo, Teresa.....shut up!

  • Rich
    Rich 18 days ago

    That Asian chick is T-R-I-P-P-I-N-G!

  • gaminballer
    gaminballer 20 days ago

    8:44 what tripping off DXM is like

  • Evelyn Pierce
    Evelyn Pierce 21 day ago


  • Mal Gar
    Mal Gar 22 days ago

    That dude takin a selfie with the pink glitter cell phone case πŸ€”πŸ˜†

  • Willoe 2 the Melloe
    Willoe 2 the Melloe 22 days ago

    I enjoyed this πŸ˜‚

  • No Name
    No Name 22 days ago

    "Im going back in time" yeah I know that feeling waaaaaaay to well lol.

  • Jordan
    Jordan 23 days ago

    Bro she got big fucking high πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

  • Marx P
    Marx P 23 days ago

    If you jurk off when your hands numb its called a stranger

  • Marx P
    Marx P 23 days ago

    Guna start smoking my bud through my nose. Wana get all that thc in my membrane.....insane in the brain!!!!

  • Kiharra Starr
    Kiharra Starr 23 days ago

    Lmao she tried to take them to an alternate reality 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

  • Dominick Fileccia
    Dominick Fileccia 24 days ago


  • Jessye Rose
    Jessye Rose 24 days ago

    I love mushroom tea

  • 6BasedPump9
    6BasedPump9 24 days ago

    Someone slipped some acid into that Asian girls drink or somethin

  • Astrid Quintanilla
    Astrid Quintanilla 24 days ago +1

    i did it. i finally watched it. you’re welcome youtube algorithm.

  • Evi Ornelas
    Evi Ornelas 24 days ago

    ....she just totally killed my high....

  • CoΞΊeツ
    CoΞΊeツ 24 days ago

    That Asian chick was fuckin tweakin

  • Ricky V
    Ricky V 24 days ago

    8:11 β€œI’m talking so much... i’m gonna try to tone it down”
    β€œDo you believe in God?”

  • Double 0000
    Double 0000 24 days ago


  • M. Jenkins
    M. Jenkins 24 days ago

    Fast talking Girl at the end is my spirit animal

  • Jennifer Foster
    Jennifer Foster 24 days ago

    How was the hangover after the mushroom drink?

  • Wayne C
    Wayne C 24 days ago

    So basically this video is just hipsters drinking coffee, smoking cigarettes and shots of jagermeister

  • FOE1 MOiST
    FOE1 MOiST 24 days ago

    Why he run like that

  • Stephen Thomas
    Stephen Thomas 24 days ago

    That Asian bitch was so fucking annoying

  • Osama Bin-Hidin
    Osama Bin-Hidin 24 days ago

    1:36 the dudes face πŸ˜‚

  • Diore
    Diore 24 days ago +2

    guy : its pretty thick that's the problem with it, reminds me of something
    girl: skittles and sperm?
    well someone swallows lol

  • JoeRyMi
    JoeRyMi 24 days ago

    She’s tripping balls. Made the whole video worth it.

    ARTISTIC-MELEE 25 days ago

    Weed is " legal " and now all the fucking weridos coming out from underneath the Haze . Shouldn't have to legalize a given right

  • Ante Jelepe
    Ante Jelepe 25 days ago

    The run thoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • makoto top tier in sf3 third strike

    TVclip agrimithem

  • tay madz
    tay madz 25 days ago

    omg i wanna marry her 😭

  • _egas calybird
    _egas calybird 25 days ago

    short hair, silver ring necklace. ah, even more demonically subjugated people.

  • _egas calybird
    _egas calybird 25 days ago

    4:21 - you are the spiritually dead one

  • Anoop das
    Anoop das 25 days ago +3

    i will test whatever drugs for you man, hook me up get me on the team

  • Mia Smith
    Mia Smith 26 days ago

    The guy who said β€œI’m kind of into this” is so me lmfao

  • γƒ…F34RLessJuanYt
    γƒ…F34RLessJuanYt 26 days ago

    Do you believe in god?πŸ˜‚

  • Christy Kaderman
    Christy Kaderman 26 days ago

    So dont get stoned with the Asian chicks she will ruin ur high so fast

  • Conqueror
    Conqueror 26 days ago

    Damn! Adderall made me feel like the Asian girl. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • L. Danielle Ortiz
    L. Danielle Ortiz 26 days ago

    I think I’ll just stick to pot

  • Lucy W
    Lucy W 26 days ago

    I am the Asian girl

  • S I E R R A β€”
    S I E R R A β€” 26 days ago


  • Rodney Jackson
    Rodney Jackson 27 days ago

    I think cracked would have done better as a drug Channel because this is ultimately my favorite video on the entire Channel

  • Rodney Jackson
    Rodney Jackson 27 days ago

    I really hope they're smoking marijuana and not tobacco

  • Rebecca Adams
    Rebecca Adams 27 days ago

    That's some thick liquid. I'm gagging.

  • Kj Karnage
    Kj Karnage 27 days ago

    Teresa is literally me when I’m high lmao

  • jayce b
    jayce b 27 days ago

    Would have been trying to smash the Asian girl lol

  • Sirus
    Sirus 27 days ago

    Tf man this shit the funniest I'm do baked and that Asian woman fucked my confusion up.

  • Jared S
    Jared S 27 days ago

    How did David Christopher Bell know what sperm tastes like? Hmmmm...

  • Kaitlyn Cropper
    Kaitlyn Cropper 28 days ago

    The way he ranπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Matthew Reynolds
    Matthew Reynolds 28 days ago

    5:11 hmmm protein AND amino acids - very interesting πŸ€”

  • S E S H
    S E S H 28 days ago

    bro on god females get sloppy fucked up on literally any drug

    Oo_ELECTRO_oO 28 days ago

    This video gave me anxiety

  • Jenna Sullivan
    Jenna Sullivan 28 days ago

    this guy sounds exactly like scotty sire, is that just me?

  • Frosty Wrld
    Frosty Wrld 28 days ago +5

    β€œ my hands doing the thing where it doesn’t feel like mine” lmfao happens all the time to me πŸ€£πŸ’€

  • High VOLTAGE
    High VOLTAGE 28 days ago

    10:25 this mans face thoπŸ˜‚

  • honeybeerose33
    honeybeerose33 29 days ago

    That was so funny!

  • Constant Anxiety
    Constant Anxiety 29 days ago

    Me: Can I try taking you guys with me?
    Everyone: year sure let's try!
    Me:...Where are we going?

  • Constant Anxiety
    Constant Anxiety 29 days ago

    Where can I sign up to test these????

  • Ray Harris
    Ray Harris 29 days ago

    No one gon mention the girl in the second trial didn't finish any of her shots

  • conservative Kenny
    conservative Kenny 29 days ago

    i think that asian girl snuck away barfed it up and is now just acting like an idiot for the sake of acting like an idiot

  • Yaboimoose Yep
    Yaboimoose Yep Month ago +1

    The dude on the right was just give me the nose pipe man I’m ready

  • xXDjDoomXx
    xXDjDoomXx Month ago

    That chick would not stop talking. Shes the girl you bring to the party, but dont let her drink or do any drugs, because this what happens lmao

  • Xochipilli Olivera-Vera

    Love this

  • Xochipilli Olivera-Vera

    I smoked 2-3 puffa off a malbro once and fuck I got zoomed like a mofo. Spirits in a spliffy or a moge are fire

  • jane doe
    jane doe Month ago +3

    What I take from this video is that you are all light weights and know next to nothing about science and molecular reactions lol


    She's the one you gotta BABYSIT when u trip lol exhausting 😝

  • T Petro
    T Petro Month ago +2

    Wow.This was so interesting and had me cracking up. My highlights: 1. The nose smoking guy with the glasses and the hat, enjoying his smoke and making funny faces. LOVE. and 2. Ms. Lee at the end. Taking her peeps with her through holiday doors. Politely asking if they care where they are going? That's Great. I was also just wondering...what your company's insurance and workman's comp policies look like? LOL!!!

      GHSTTHERENEGADE 29 days ago


  • Ellie McKenna
    Ellie McKenna Month ago

    β€œThis is awful β€œ

  • Miss Troll
    Miss Troll Month ago

    Did she just say that drink tasted like skittles and sperm?!

  • Zhazmin Wynter Defiyahqueen

    I'm Dead πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚the Asian girl tho. She had a highly spiritual experience. Astro travelling and all that.

  • Zhazmin Wynter Defiyahqueen

    The girl said skittles in sperm... Lol wow. Wonder how she came up with that flavor? πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

      GHSTTHERENEGADE 26 days ago

      +Zhazmin Wynter Defiyahqueen Well I feel like an ass for name calling. Sorry about that

    • Zhazmin Wynter Defiyahqueen
      Zhazmin Wynter Defiyahqueen 26 days ago

      +GHSTTHERENEGADE lol.. I missed that part. Lol. I just heard her. Lol.

      GHSTTHERENEGADE 29 days ago +1

      Because the one providing it stated it prior to them drinking.

  • Zhazmin Wynter Defiyahqueen

    No one will comment on that glitter pink phone the fat guy had taking selfies lol

  • deadatlas128 β€’_β€’

    God is dead

  • Shabob Youth
    Shabob Youth Month ago

    Who's watching this cuz they're out of weed

  • mario mendoza
    mario mendoza Month ago

    No......ur dead ...not god

  • Nater Tater
    Nater Tater Month ago

    Skittles and sperm haha

  • Jimmy Jams
    Jimmy Jams Month ago

    Blue dress girl is a dick.