4 Awful Ways Our Ancestors Got High (That We Tested!) - Cracked Goes There with Robert Evans

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  • T Jamal
    T Jamal 7 seconds ago

    White Folks.

  • ALPHA 65
    ALPHA 65 Hour ago

    That dude with black hat was amazing

  • Dudes
    Dudes Hour ago

    I clicked for the fly honey.

  • Igotbirdspigeons
    Igotbirdspigeons 2 hours ago

    Plot twist: it was her hand.

  • Igotbirdspigeons
    Igotbirdspigeons 2 hours ago

    I like star she was cool lol

  • Wayne Huang
    Wayne Huang 4 hours ago

    He looks like captain america

  • RavenChrist
    RavenChrist 4 hours ago

    Will you try jenkem?

  • Mallel Morales
    Mallel Morales 4 hours ago

    Haha she said like skittles and sperm hahaha

  • shaloooooam
    shaloooooam 6 hours ago

    Brave New World is actually my favorite book and I️ never realized Soma was based on something real, so I️ May have to disappoint John Savage and try I️t

  • smurfcell playz
    smurfcell playz 6 hours ago

    10:41 look at that face

  • Jacob Cass
    Jacob Cass 7 hours ago

    Well the last one is a must have

  • Jacob Cass
    Jacob Cass 7 hours ago

    I wouldn't eat anything that's has a person's sweat on it

  • recurent spider
    recurent spider 7 hours ago

    use crack ed....

  • Stephen V
    Stephen V 7 hours ago

    If u ever need a male chubby guinea pig message me

  • vince abney
    vince abney 7 hours ago

    I’m way too fried watching this lol

  • Lucas B
    Lucas B 8 hours ago

    that asian girl with the blue dress is so hot

  • Jacob Harrison
    Jacob Harrison 10 hours ago

    Both guys with beards remind me of Rhett and link

  • Jai Marie
    Jai Marie 10 hours ago

    I have a feeling that most typical potheads would rather not deal with the last one if it's a 50/50 whether it's a dope ass high or vomiting.

  • Tues Sunshine
    Tues Sunshine 10 hours ago

    That one girl was out of this world lol

  • RuhRuhRaegan
    RuhRuhRaegan 11 hours ago

    I want what she was drinking too shit

  • Xeno Player
    Xeno Player 11 hours ago

    I’m exactly like the Asian girl when i smoke pot and it’s a great time

  • E.H. Lipton
    E.H. Lipton 12 hours ago

    Rosie is excited at the melted skittles part,,, yea right,, we know you love sex and swallowing now. It's ok Rosie, some of the funnest girls love giving head more than,, um you know

    MAC THE SLOVAC 12 hours ago


  • Sub
    Sub 13 hours ago

    sooo you can do mushrooms live on youtube if you do a show like this. but if you wanna talk about psychedelics and give safety advice, your channel gets strikes and demonetized? curious @TVclip.....
    and that's not me shitting on this video, i think this is cool, we should try to rid the stigma around pyschs, but youtube def favorites certain people such as this channel, and it's a bit unfair

  • Dobes Place
    Dobes Place 14 hours ago

    White people must be stopped

  • Patrick Conley
    Patrick Conley 14 hours ago

    Just wondering are ya'll hiring ???

  • LaTripper
    LaTripper 14 hours ago

    I've been that gone before (like the girl in the blue dress). Sometimes sober lol

  • Mar-See Yaaa
    Mar-See Yaaa 14 hours ago

    Teresa is the person you wanna be around when ur high

  • buttless bandit
    buttless bandit 15 hours ago

    Can't believe these loons drank skooma.

  • alex mccutchan
    alex mccutchan 15 hours ago

    Fuck that was cringy

  • Tracy Tyler
    Tracy Tyler 15 hours ago

    Ugh I drank shroom tea & the second the towels started ‘breathing’ from the bathroom wall, I was like NOPE! So I smoked till I past out!

  • Cristian 123
    Cristian 123 15 hours ago

    So fake

  • Dre Bill
    Dre Bill 16 hours ago

    Feels like your in nature

  • lulze
    lulze 17 hours ago

    hat guy liked the thick sperm like drink lol

  • Lord Frieza
    Lord Frieza 17 hours ago

    *I love the Asian chick omg 😂😂*

  • rollinsticks101
    rollinsticks101 18 hours ago

    i have had powerful experiences with Robert Evens . miss you bro !

  • princess elz
    princess elz 21 hour ago

    omg the asian girl is me im fucking dead

  • Sara Wright
    Sara Wright 21 hour ago

    I like how the dude said "God is dead" as an exclamatory phrase... I'd steal that if I believed it

  • MzGee Rodriguez
    MzGee Rodriguez 21 hour ago

    8:31 She said 🤣😂🤣 GOING BACK IN TIME, whoa!!! I'm backkkkk !!!!! 😂😂 #dead

  • xx_______________xx
    xx_______________xx 23 hours ago

    that chicks trippin lmfaooooo

  • black guy
    black guy Day ago

    "Standing before the holiday doors" I totally got what that meant. She's describing a feeling.

  • Sage Dill
    Sage Dill Day ago

    Ok I'm going to tone it down now..... do you believe in god?

  • cust ard
    cust ard Day ago

    She's a cutie

  • ABakedPotato
    ABakedPotato Day ago

    I wouldn't do that with modern tobacco, but I'd give it a try 300 years ago.

  • Can we get 5000 subscribers with no videos?

    11:56 link to my grandmas n/des

  • Can we get 5000 subscribers with no videos?

    First one: imagine someone took the bottom of the palm of their hand and pushed it up hard with that tobacco stick in your nose.

  • XxErinn X
    XxErinn X Day ago

    Why did you have a bunch of pussies trying the “drugs”? The one guy took the shot like a man tho

  • Elijah Carnahan
    Elijah Carnahan Day ago

    How to make the mushroom milk?

  • Rogerio Correa
    Rogerio Correa Day ago

    How do you mske the last one?...i tried looking it up but i couldn't find anything

  • Cody Robertson
    Cody Robertson Day ago

    The very last thing “my hands doing the thing where it doesn’t feel like it’s mine” sounds like disassociation, or depersonalization which is something that a lot of people (including myself) experience, and struggle with everyday (but in a bad way). Sometimes it goes so far as to feel like you are this being or conciousness that exists inside your body and controls your body, but it isn’t your body, and sometimes (for me anyway) it feels like I’m not even inside my body, I forget about my body, and it’s terrifying because i become this thing that can think, but I just float around with no body. I just had to write this because I have to write stuff down or else I forget about it.

  • Chris Mccloud
    Chris Mccloud Day ago

    She was brutal any high they had was ruined by her!

  • Morgan Waska
    Morgan Waska Day ago

    Syrian rue would have been a good choice

  • Thomas Yaxley
    Thomas Yaxley Day ago

    'it tastes like im eatng something'

  • Layla Wonderland

    I want the drink recipe to what the Asian girl was feeling so good on.

  • Quique
    Quique Day ago

    I guess this is why scientists are experimenting w/ micro dosing as a way of dealing w/ depression.

  • john Zbad
    john Zbad Day ago

    Dont invite that asian girl in any party 🎉

  • Raynizzle the destroyer

    This is Definately not my hand. Lmao. I wAnT sOmE oF tHaT mUrKy DrUg WaTeR

  • James Grundy
    James Grundy 2 days ago

    They got f'd up with nutmeg

  • A&K 2422
    A&K 2422 2 days ago

    It's really kwweewwwllll....

  • Cindy Haefele
    Cindy Haefele 2 days ago

    The asian girl is the chick who drinks a mikes hard lemonade and acts likes shes plastered

  • Bekkah Roberts
    Bekkah Roberts 2 days ago


  • amandaa obrien
    amandaa obrien 2 days ago

    can u take the mushroom drink w almond milk

  • OneironauticalOne
    OneironauticalOne 2 days ago

    I thought the chic in the thumbnail had an octopus on her shoulder...

  • MAX Harvest
    MAX Harvest 2 days ago

    Did she really say skittles and sperm thatgirl a freak

  • Liam Marneris
    Liam Marneris 2 days ago

    what kind of mushrooms were used? psilocybin?

  • JAM
    JAM 2 days ago

    That girl made no noise when she puked, what the fuck lol

  • Ahri Stolas
    Ahri Stolas 2 days ago

    The girl at 7:30 is so sweet aw ♥

  • Lilly of the valley
    Lilly of the valley 2 days ago

    Best job ever!

  • spongiplays
    spongiplays 2 days ago

    I'm sorry, but how much medical background did you guys check before taking some of these drugs? Especially the last one. There were cases of temporary psychosis, vomiting and other types of extremely difficult matters that should have been explored by medical professionals immediately. Pardon me, but I kind of have to question the morals of this kind of content as a drug user myself. While it might be slightly informative, it's dangerous to give random people random drugs, because the genetics always vary - sometimes greatly.
    This is not to moralize anyone about drug usage, but the nature and morals of science and humanity. Please do be more responsible in the future, if necessary studies weren't made. You have 2,3 million subscribers after all. If you do something yourself and you're fine with it, it never means that other people are fine if they do the same.
    I'm sorry for the critique, but I just have to state this. I don't want people to get a positive or simplified image of drugs. Some are very slightly affecting and don't have much long term effects in most cases, but something like psychedelics needs to be studied more upon. After all, there are various different kinds of hallucinogens in mushrooms or lab constructed substances such as LSD.
    This is why for instance the FBI had to answer in the courtroom for human infringement act. Of course the case was different from this, since the FBI drugged people unknowingly back then. Because it is a bad idea to give psychedelics to random people, especially without them knowing.
    If everything checked out from the medical department properly, then I'm deeply sorry for the rant. I just don't want people to get the wrong idea about drug usage or especially the nature of science and it's ethics. If not, I would have some of these people properly checked out in a professional manner by licensed doctors, if not checked out already.
    Please be responsible with drugs, kids.

  • Error 404: Hodor Not Found

    lol its so fake and clearly acted when they are pretending to be high

  • Danyze Ram
    Danyze Ram 2 days ago

    His face omg

  • Grndvirginia Dreamtimeinyuh

    Her hand isn't hers..and it's cool!

  • Rudy CantFail
    Rudy CantFail 2 days ago

    Ughhhh,,,, GOD IS DEAD

  • Lachs Kebap
    Lachs Kebap 2 days ago +4

    How do you make soma? Does anyone know?

    • The Kush Connoisseur
      The Kush Connoisseur 15 hours ago

      +Lachs Kebap I see them here in the states too. A real traveller, that mushroom! The common names are similar here as well. Fly amanita or fly agaric, but I think "Super Mario Mushroom" is pretty fitting too haha.

    • Lachs Kebap
      Lachs Kebap 15 hours ago

      +The Kush Connoisseur yeah cool i heard of that too with the urine. But i dont think thats my favorite way of consumption haha. So thanks for the soma recipe i live in germany and they are really common here in fall and they're called "fly-mushrooms" translated haha

    • The Kush Connoisseur
      The Kush Connoisseur 15 hours ago +2

      You need a mushroom called Amanita muscaria. It's a red to yellow mushroom with white spots that pops up near pine trees in the fall after it rains (yes, it is probably what the Mario mushrooms are based on). I don't know if you can buy them, maybe you can. Anyways, you let them dry naturally if you pick them fresh. After they're dry, you cover the mushrooms in water and soak them for 24 hours. Afterwards, strain the mushrooms out and reserve the shroom water. Depending on how many mushrooms you use, you will get more or less high. Start out small, find out how you react, and work your way up. Don't eat the mushrooms themselves, they're mildly toxic and commonly cause stomach cramping, diarrhea, and vomiting.
      Fun fact about Soma: Some anthropologists believe that the traditional preparation of Soma involved feeding caribou the mushrooms and then consuming the urine they produced afterward. This supposedly removed all of the toxins in the mushrooms while preserving the hallucinogenic compounds that the people would then become high from.

  • Gamers CUBEIXXI
    Gamers CUBEIXXI 2 days ago

    God is not dead...I hear this said quite often. Though it was said casually...that is how the human mind is manipulated..through simple suggestion and repetition.

  • manu manu
    manu manu 3 days ago

    That was not real
    Come to india ill give you real ram-rasa

  • manu manu
    manu manu 3 days ago

    Its not soma its ram-rasa

    VIVEK GANGULY 3 days ago

    So they do drugs in name of science.. I wonder what i should do with my life.. Narciology sounds intriguing..

  • Punctus
    Punctus 3 days ago

    Skittles and Sperm?

  • David Casner
    David Casner 3 days ago

    I would fucking hate tripping with her

  • ShannaShow
    ShannaShow 3 days ago

    LMAOO the Asian girl when she went through the “door” 😂😂😂😂 I’m crying

  • Mark
    Mark 3 days ago

    4:20 oh, God is dead

  • keith brijlall
    keith brijlall 3 days ago

    Teresa was channeling so many things without realizing it. Ahhhhhhh the beauty of drugs :)

  • Marksman 3
    Marksman 3 3 days ago

    I just don’t like these guys

  • Sean Charles
    Sean Charles 3 days ago

    if you ever wondered why people love drugs, asian girl is Exhibit A

  • Keenan Green
    Keenan Green 3 days ago

    that asian lady was going back in time to her ancestors lol

  • Unknown Soul
    Unknown Soul 3 days ago

    He said “it reminds me of something” and she said “skittles and sperm?” 😂

  • mikey unkown
    mikey unkown 3 days ago

    I stoped watching after "10 million years." More like 2000 years

  • Christian Wheatcraft

    stupid fuckin hipsters! go fuck yourselves and your stupid facial hair.

  • roccorostagno
    roccorostagno 3 days ago

    The Asian chick was tripping balls

  • bradley pyne
    bradley pyne 3 days ago

    Yeah needa take alot of shrooms what she said I know and kinda understand

  • RAHI :v
    RAHI :v 3 days ago +1

    the channel name really matches up with the video. nice

  • Kermit The Frog
    Kermit The Frog 3 days ago

    Skittles and sperm. Now she knows a good time.

  • _Riot
    _Riot 4 days ago

    Of course you tried them.

  • 양념닭후라이드

    That girl definitely knows what skittles and sperm tastes like

  • Edward Piner
    Edward Piner 4 days ago

    I want to drink some of that stuff barf then H A F yep let's do it

  • Edward Piner
    Edward Piner 4 days ago

    Buddy takes a big pinch of the coffee Bean ballsack f****** whatever you want to call it takes a big chunk of it into his mouth choose it up and swallows it and he's like feels like I'm eating something you freaking dumbass

  • wedgie boy
    wedgie boy 4 days ago

    the asian girl was obviously faking her trip

    • Calvin Rogoski
      Calvin Rogoski 4 days ago

      have you ever had a psychedelic experience? just asking

  • Jack Grubb
    Jack Grubb 4 days ago

    It tastes like I’m eating something