Beto's Big Announcement 😂

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  • Published on Aug 19, 2019
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  • Mark Dice
    Mark Dice  Month ago +507

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    • BBB
      BBB 20 days ago

      This guys stupid ass testh

    • Lee Darin Jr
      Lee Darin Jr 24 days ago

      "With your powers combined, I am Captain Puto!!!!" GO PUTO!!!!!! PINCHE CABRONE!!!!!! PUTO O' DORK

    • eternalhalloween1
      eternalhalloween1 24 days ago

      He needs to drop out of the race.

    • Stratton Oakmont
      Stratton Oakmont 28 days ago

      Let me do your Beavis dubs! They're spot on, I swear!

    • Bad Jaw Honor
      Bad Jaw Honor 29 days ago

      Beta O'Dork must of fell off his skateboard and hit his head.

  • tom lococo
    tom lococo Day ago

    This guy is insane. How the hell is he getting any measurable support

  • James Lane
    James Lane Day ago

    Bozo o'Rourke is retarded. Keep making fun them ,its needed

  • Alexander Hannon
    Alexander Hannon 2 days ago

    What a disingenuous stain, bra

  • PunkSandwich
    PunkSandwich 2 days ago

    His big announcement was that he's not going to the fair for corn dogs?

  • john joe
    john joe 2 days ago

    He should know by now, he's a JOKE. THESE DUMB DUMB DEMOCRATS ARE REALLY STUPID. THEY STILL MAKING NONSENSE WHILE GOING DOWN IN FLAME 2020 ELECTION.

  • Art Lopes
    Art Lopes 3 days ago

    I didn't know that the US permitted Androids to run for president.

  • Danny Harris
    Danny Harris 4 days ago

    5 people are their for the big one

  • Lastinline
    Lastinline 4 days ago

    He sounds like everything he says is well rehearsed in front of a mirror.

  • Spagg Trait
    Spagg Trait 5 days ago

    omg, the beavis and butthead shit cracked me up. Although, I think they are smarter than the average Dem.

  • shant khoshafian
    shant khoshafian 5 days ago

    Damn one of your funniest videos lmao, thanks man.

  • johnny gladstone
    johnny gladstone 5 days ago

    Beta O'cuck

  • Mike Rupp
    Mike Rupp 6 days ago

    He put the jack under the running board

  • William Edwards
    William Edwards 6 days ago

    Dude look like he's about to cry. 😢😢😢😢

  • Manko Kennewick
    Manko Kennewick 6 days ago

    It's odd how Beto o' knuckle head doesn't seem to understand that intelligent people are laughing at him.

  • Hecho in America
    Hecho in America 6 days ago

    Beto Odork is a dork , His body guards will also not have a AK or AR or if any !

  • Terence Murnane
    Terence Murnane 6 days ago

    He from a slave owning family and he's a Brithish puppet

  • 6'6 Life
    6'6 Life 6 days ago

    The Captain planet bit was frikn hilarious!!😂
    Trump/Limbaugh 2020!!

  • ezo4
    ezo4 6 days ago

    no one likes you -- your are a dork come and try and take my rifles and pistols. f you

  • statinskill
    statinskill 7 days ago

    Even I could have done better than this.

  • Patrick Longerbeam
    Patrick Longerbeam 8 days ago

    LMAO!!

  • TheTora75
    TheTora75 8 days ago +3

    Sometning about this Beto guy is just wierd and creepy.

  • Joe Nuxhall
    Joe Nuxhall 9 days ago

    Shito O’Rourke

  • Cord Bullard
    Cord Bullard 9 days ago

    I want to punch this fag in the face so hard.

  • Origami Help Desk
    Origami Help Desk 9 days ago

    MD: here’s a tip, don’t end your videos on a commercial. Remember the daily shows’ ‘moment of zen’ ?always end on funny. Keeps the audience’s attention throughout your commercial. You are welcome.

  • Outhouse John
    Outhouse John 9 days ago +3

    They want to ruin Texas like they did California and everywhere else they take control of

  • Outhouse John
    Outhouse John 9 days ago

    Howdy Doody finally got his wish and became a real boy to bad his brain is still made of wood!

  • gokaury
    gokaury 9 days ago

    Shut up Robert Francis!!! Go dunk your head in the deepest part of the Gulf of Mexico and breathe in. Several times.

  • Butch Jones
    Butch Jones 10 days ago +1

    I’m bettin Beto is the only dem who knows how to change a tire....

  • Theo Bouwer
    Theo Bouwer 10 days ago

    Send all these damn demturds to California. Texas does not want you.

  • it's so obvious
    it's so obvious 10 days ago

    Beto is a weird person....
    He's not U.S. Presidential Material
    I'm not exactly sure what was his major accomplishments that made his district ( and the nation as a whole ) a better place. I can't name one
    President Trump, on the other hand, his accomplishments are a million miles long .... and that's before he decided to run for President. That and he's not just an American household name , he's a worldwide celebrity; a Global Businessman with a well known global industry ; before he ran for President.
    Mr. Beto is an absolute"phony"
    Trump is for absolute " honesty "
    Trump 2020

  • barry durham
    barry durham 11 days ago

    Beto needs to go to night school to get up to stupid

  • Vicarious Johnson
    Vicarious Johnson 11 days ago

    Beto is what happens when the useful idiots of the left allow themselves to be told who the candidate of choice is by their media masters. Then you actually see him and listen to what he says, and you realize he's a moron.

  • Santos Carreon
    Santos Carreon 11 days ago

    Is Robert on cocaine or elliptic?

  • The Prick
    The Prick 11 days ago

    What planet is this guy from .

  • Norbero Fontanez
    Norbero Fontanez 11 days ago +1

    Pico O'Pork is a LAME joke. $3°° bill.

  • Jeanette Combs
    Jeanette Combs 12 days ago

    This is probably the funniest shitt I've seen you post in ever! LMAO

  • sean strack
    sean strack 12 days ago

    I never thought I would say this but Obama seem to have more balls then Robert O'Rourke. I remember the time that the Russians sailed in the Destroyer end of the Gulf of Mexico taunting Obama. what are they going to do send their entire fleet outside of Washington DC and fire a few warning shots to see what he does if he does get elected? I can say one thing's for sure just like Obama your o'roarke is going to be saying yessum, boss Isa goin' be a good house slave to the EU and excel as Putin's chamber maid.

  • sean strack
    sean strack 12 days ago

    did you know Robert Francis O'Rourke was my Irish uncle? used to eat corned beef in his flour tortillas. he preferred to drink Guinness with lime, this guy is such a joke and I do not know how anybody can take O'Rourke seriously.

  • Tzvi Perlman
    Tzvi Perlman 12 days ago

    And of course, as usual, beto boy doesn’t mention the shooting in Dayton because it doesn’t follow his STUPID FUCKING NARRATIVE

  • robwaters10
    robwaters10 12 days ago

    I bet a real man had to loosen the lugs before beta-boy posed for his photo-op

  • Tossie Colley
    Tossie Colley 12 days ago +1

    This guy is a real IDIOT

  • mike .D
    mike .D 12 days ago

    Can’t even change a tire. Throw him in the weeds

  • Windon West
    Windon West 12 days ago

    What the fuck? Nerd!

  • Lawrence Eshoo
    Lawrence Eshoo 12 days ago

    Over dramatic moron. President of Mexico...

  • B. Graves
    B. Graves 12 days ago

    Run Beta Run....you only have to beat out the fake Indian, the old Commie in the crumpled suit or Sleepy Creepy. You can do it even without Daddy’s money.

  • ray x
    ray x 13 days ago

    Idiot idiot moron
    How wants this idiot is STUPID

  • steve jobs
    steve jobs 13 days ago +1

    33,000 emails Hilary makes me sick need to lock her up for sure we are all just puppets on george soros strings!

  • Jeremy Bacchus
    Jeremy Bacchus 13 days ago +4

    There's a new bar shot to get in Texas. Order a Jameson and tell everyone it's tequila. It's called a "Beto".

  • jetthelooter
    jetthelooter 13 days ago

    Robert O'Rourke... just another racist pos white Democrat dressing up in brown-face pretending to be mexican to get votes.

  • Roberto Acosta
    Roberto Acosta 13 days ago

    Beto is such a pussy.

  • durantetest
    durantetest 14 days ago +1

    I feel like paying for his dental visit so they can file down his enormous chompers...

  • HonduDan
    HonduDan 14 days ago

    Scotty Kilmer is fucking awesome.

  • Buzz ard
    Buzz ard 14 days ago

    He says a lot of nothing

  • A F
    A F 14 days ago

    Thats still not the proper way to change a tire!

  • Dan O
    Dan O 15 days ago +5

    Beto, so painful to watch this disingenuous and dorky twit

  • p wendel
    p wendel 15 days ago

    Beto should drop out the country

  • Gmail User
    Gmail User 15 days ago +1

    Every time I see this guy talk, I am reminded of a guy from my old college days. We'll call him "Matt" , and he looked, and acted just like this guy. He was a leftist loon who could never explain his positions - other than he "felt them", and he would routinely get emotional and agitated when challenged. He was WAY ahead of his time, as he would always bring up "Hitler" when people didn't like his leftist viewpoints.

  • Zant57
    Zant57 16 days ago

    Pathetic, just plain pathetic 🤢🤮

  • Oldliver Goodhag
    Oldliver Goodhag 16 days ago +1

    democrats have something to worry about allright..Wonder if the penguin Nadler can spend another 4 years trying to impeach somebody ?