Conan's Dinner With Jordan Part 1 - Conan25: The Remotes

  • Published on May 16, 2019
  • (Original air date: 05/09/08) Jordan Schlansky takes Conan to his favorite Italian restaurant on the Upper East Side. Watch the definitive collection of field pieces from "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" and CONAN @
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  • Pot Ate Toe
    Pot Ate Toe 45 minutes ago +1

    How can he keep a straight face around Conan?

  • Kyla Nyatlo
    Kyla Nyatlo 3 hours ago

    Jordan is my favorite human

  • Jared Halpain
    Jared Halpain 6 hours ago

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Jordan.. so underappreciated.

  • Shawn Payne
    Shawn Payne Day ago

    Where are the other customers?

  • Jose Medina
    Jose Medina Day ago

    If I’m going to a fine dining restaurant I don’t give a flying fly what I’m wearing all I know is that I’m gonna pay y’all a decent amount so it shouldn’t matter what I wear.

  • HunnyBADger G
    HunnyBADger G 2 days ago

    At what point did Conan get drunk? After that rape joke he seemed nice & tipsy. Poor blizzard Jordan

  • oOo ScAnDiLuSs
    oOo ScAnDiLuSs 2 days ago

    "Go ahead chopper!" XD

  • leesway
    leesway 3 days ago

    Jordan is probably thinking "what a rude, uncultured fool" poor guy

  • drsomeone1
    drsomeone1 3 days ago

    I would think that when Jordan said that it is better that the chef is Italian because he will appreciate the art of food is only a joke, if he intends Italian descent.
    Cooking has no nationality, i ate at excellent places in Italy where chefs are not Italians and believe me you will find a lot of famous pizzerias and restaurants where the chef is not Italian, but what is common between all good chefs of Italian food is that they learned in Italy.
    A friend of mine works in a restaurant where the chef is Chinese woman who is living in Italy since 20 years or more, she is so good that the owner pays her 400 euro a day, he hands her salary every day. Two of the most famous pizzerias in a small city i visited are managed by originally foreigner pizzaioli (pizza maker) who lived in Italy for years.

  • L.Pasteur
    L.Pasteur 3 days ago

    If the two did really go to a disco after dinner, I want to see the video of that.

  • Maria Jeronimo
    Maria Jeronimo 4 days ago

    Love it

  • Project969
    Project969 4 days ago +1

    In america there can be no italian restaurant without some mexicans inside..

  • Marco Gultom
    Marco Gultom 4 days ago

    When retire, they will miss each other.

  • Charly Lara
    Charly Lara 5 days ago

    Lol I love this !

  • --
    -- 6 days ago

    jordan looks younger

  • PAT A
    PAT A 6 days ago

    When is Jordan getting his own show?

  • Bazsigood
    Bazsigood 6 days ago

    Jordan doesnt talk that much..what happened?

  • Zac Mickelson
    Zac Mickelson 6 days ago

    8:30 His eyes look like pin holes lol

  • Fergus Mallon
    Fergus Mallon 7 days ago

    Ice suit , nice tie but together its a bit much. You are verging on Don Cherry ( please google ) .

  • Jasraj Singh Bhinder
    Jasraj Singh Bhinder 7 days ago +2

    When you have seen enough Jordan clips to realize that he has actually mellowed down now!!

  • Tom Recane
    Tom Recane 7 days ago

    Jordan is the perfect straight man.

  • Lloyd Christmas
    Lloyd Christmas 7 days ago

    AND RAPED!! I lost it when he said that. Hahahahahaha

    ERIC HIRTZEL 7 days ago

    I like Jordan

  • Marianna Ark
    Marianna Ark 7 days ago

    All this years poor weirdo Jordan has been trying to share his passions with Conan and he only gets shut down and laughed at.

  • Angela Fischer
    Angela Fischer 7 days ago

    Jordon gets lock eye. That must be a medical condition.

  • Dave Schwartz
    Dave Schwartz 8 days ago

    "Don't back up the whole way". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Enceladus Eve
    Enceladus Eve 8 days ago

    I wonder if I ask Jordan why does he have a scooter instead of a normal motorcycle?
    Jordan : We'll, it's much more comfortable.. It helps your spine and you don't feel the jolts and bumps alot.. And it gives very good fuel economy.... Bla bla bla 😄

  • James G
    James G 8 days ago

    This is Jordan place 2 eat is he treating Conan a dinner out? N paying or. Conan pay the. Bill. N some how going 2 write this off tax time

  • rolf778
    rolf778 9 days ago

    The beginning part of the song sounds like an old song “lucky lucky me”, or does it go the other way

  • Probably Forgot My Name

    Hahahaha.....conan is so drunk......

  • Vacancy Interest
    Vacancy Interest 9 days ago

    08:25 This is when you know that Conan had enough and Jordan really busted his balls with his bullshits....

  • Irish Potato
    Irish Potato 10 days ago

    It aired on 2008

  • carlos
    carlos 10 days ago


  • Maximus Gigantos
    Maximus Gigantos 10 days ago

    hahaha, I love Jordan

  • Gnani Ebi
    Gnani Ebi 10 days ago

    What is name of the song that played in background ?

  • Brandy Ellis
    Brandy Ellis 11 days ago +2

    Wow, 11 years ago. I can imagine how things would go if Conan made a rape joke in 2019

  • pdog109
    pdog109 12 days ago

    why isn't jordan eating

  • Ken
    Ken 12 days ago

    This was so long ago. I'm glad they finally released a crisp version of the early Jordan days. For years I had to make do with the fan upload.

  • nscoby93
    nscoby93 13 days ago +5

    "I had the pleasure of being taken down to the wine cellar after it was over"
    "And raped" OMG damn I'm dead 🤣😂

  • Venkatesh K
    Venkatesh K 13 days ago +1

    Would you like to me to call the police.. 😅 😅 😅

  • Isaiah Javier Vargas
    Isaiah Javier Vargas 14 days ago +1

    3:54 "Do me a favor, stab me in the head. Stab me in the freaking head. Just right here and just drive it through."😂😂

  • Overlord
    Overlord 16 days ago

    "And you were raped!"
    Good ol'times with no PC Culture bs.

  • Devaughn Johnson
    Devaughn Johnson 16 days ago

    I'm getting hungry I want some good Italian food try appreciate the culture

  • Noel Sartin
    Noel Sartin 16 days ago

    That rape joke would have got Conan in trouble today

  • judd stoned
    judd stoned 17 days ago

    Conan you have to find his parents and interview them. Does Jordan have brothers or sisters? The guy is fascinating. Would be awesome

  • I'm Your President
    I'm Your President 17 days ago +15

    "And you were raped." Notice the camera wobble because the cameraman was probably laughing too.

  • its Raph
    its Raph 17 days ago

    Jordan here was 35 and he still looks younger than 35 !

  • George blanchet
    George blanchet 17 days ago

    Jordan should have his own clothing line.

  • Rzk Zkr
    Rzk Zkr 17 days ago

    Where is he now?

  • Manny Reyes
    Manny Reyes 18 days ago +1

    They should have a show together there so funny🤭🤣🤣🤣

  • JT LovesCodeLyoko
    JT LovesCodeLyoko 18 days ago +1

    The Remote that made Jordan Schlansky a Household name.

  • BuffaloBeef
    BuffaloBeef 19 days ago

    I like how the camera starts shaking when Conan does the rape joke @ 5:20, im assuming that the cameraman was laughing his ass off trying not to mess up his shot.

  • Borko Borko
    Borko Borko 19 days ago +1

    I don't like Jordan.
    I only like him when he laughs.
    Conan if you fire him, it's ok.

  • Kevin Lawrence
    Kevin Lawrence 19 days ago

    Condescending was the word Conan was looking for.

  • All Might
    All Might 20 days ago

    5:10 and on :)

  • snookums2
    snookums2 20 days ago +117

    "I surround myself with things of beauty." And his office looks like a tornado hit a trailer park.

    • Din Bach
      Din Bach 10 days ago +1

      His office looks like if a tornado hit an italian restaurant

    • ossapinhosfazemhumah
      ossapinhosfazemhumah 12 days ago

      lol ur right. but thats probably because he doesnt spend any time there anyway. with getting late and doing fuckall all day

    • Allen Palin’s Daddy
      Allen Palin’s Daddy 20 days ago

      Like Louisiana in August 2005

  • Nunya Business
    Nunya Business 20 days ago

    The douche level is over 9,000.

  • ahmed chaachoui
    ahmed chaachoui 20 days ago +1

    Sheldon cooper is back

  • Jose Folgar
    Jose Folgar 20 days ago

    @6:35 Dam! Jordan looks like he is thinking of many homicide ideas for Conan

  • slejdo1
    slejdo1 21 day ago +1

    Godfucking damn this comment section is pure gold 🤣🤣