SMOSH Games | Bad Joke Telling

  • Published on Oct 25, 2018
  • The crew from Smosh Games tells the WORST jokes. Loser has to try the candy corn challenge!
    Mari Takahashi vs. Boze
    Matt Raub vs. Josh Ovenshire
    Wesley Johnson vs. Damien Haas

    COMMENT with a bad joke! We just might use it and shout you out in a future episode!
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Comments • 112

  • Whistle
    Whistle  10 months ago +30

    COMMENT with a bad joke! We just might use it and shout you out in a future episode!

    • Neko Asunu
      Neko Asunu 3 months ago

      Why did the banana go to the doctor?
      He wasn’t peeling very well!

    • Sean Randall
      Sean Randall 10 months ago +1

      What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
      Anybody can roast beef.

    • Jacob Woolliams
      Jacob Woolliams 10 months ago

      If you want something said ask a man.
      If you want something done ask a woman.
      Now who do you ask if you want absolutely nothing said or done?

      A CAT!!!!!!

    • NDM Mendoza
      NDM Mendoza 10 months ago +1

      You’re supposed to do this one at a time, but do it in the same order.
      How do you know if there’s an idiot in a cockpit?
      When someone brings a duck.
      How do you know if there’s even more of an idiot in the cockpit?
      When someone bets on the duck.
      How do you know if there’s a cheater in a cockpit?
      When the duck wins.

    • LoFiLizard
      LoFiLizard 10 months ago +2

      Where did the little boy go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

  • Izuku Medoria
    Izuku Medoria Month ago

    If you were a murder, I would date you, because you would be to DIE for!

  • Kate Wood
    Kate Wood 2 months ago +2

    Why does the Pterodactyl had to go to the bathroom? Because the Pee is Silent

  • Giphri SutCanKill
    Giphri SutCanKill 3 months ago

    What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

    Get in the car

  • stupreme
    stupreme 6 months ago

    5:46 lmao that's good

  • Firebowstress Durney
    Firebowstress Durney 7 months ago +2

    Why does waldo wear stripes ???
    Cause He doesnt like to be spotted

  • Nyomi Reemeyer
    Nyomi Reemeyer 8 months ago

    I don't get the alien one

  • Brad Lancaster
    Brad Lancaster 9 months ago +1

    How does pasta think

    It uses its noodle.

  • Erik Emerölduson
    Erik Emerölduson 9 months ago +1

    Will Will Smith smith?
    Yes, Will Smith will smith.

    IAMTHERAINBOW 9 months ago

    I read a book on samurais once.

    Let me samuraisse it for you.

  • Becky F.
    Becky F. 10 months ago

    5:45 is where Wes does the most amazing donald duck impression in the world

  • Oranolio :D
    Oranolio :D 10 months ago

    Lol at 7:07 you can hear someone say ew and than gag

  • Andrea P
    Andrea P 10 months ago

    Where does the king keep his armies?

    In his sleevies

  • flying mous3
    flying mous3 10 months ago

    Eating the candy corn would’ve been a problem for me because I have a very specific way of eating them. White, yellow, orange.

  • Ben
    Ben 10 months ago

    Knock, Knock...
    Who's there?
    Not Defy...

  • Elizabeth Loveland
    Elizabeth Loveland 10 months ago +8

    My friend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo...... I really had to put my foot down

  • Santiago Perez
    Santiago Perez 10 months ago

    What did the Buffalo say to his kid when he left for college....Bison

  • Alexis Klementis
    Alexis Klementis 10 months ago +37

    How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
    You follow his Fresh Prints

    • erm4gundr
      erm4gundr 10 months ago

      That's a nice new take on the Animaniacs' Prince joke.

  • A Dumb Bum
    A Dumb Bum 10 months ago

    A joke I would like to see is
    What's a math teachers favorite day?

  • Jane Doe
    Jane Doe 10 months ago

    This hurts

  • Jahna Banana
    Jahna Banana 10 months ago +21

    Wes and Damien are national treasures.

  • Sith Wolf
    Sith Wolf 10 months ago +1

    What are a kidnapper's favorite shoes? White vans. 😃

  • Emu Warrior
    Emu Warrior 10 months ago +10

    “We’ve got stuff each an every day!” Not anymore 😥😥

  • AvengingXman2
    AvengingXman2 10 months ago +17

    What do you call Batman who skips church? Christian Bale

  • It's Isabell
    It's Isabell 10 months ago +189

    Anyone else watching after Defy went down?

  • JazzBerry
    JazzBerry 10 months ago

    It's a good thing I'm not competing in this because I laughed at everything. Bad jokes are my favorite.

    • JazzBerry
      JazzBerry 10 months ago

      Doesn't help when some of my favorite people are saying them

  • Debbie Flanagan
    Debbie Flanagan 10 months ago +3

    Hey do you want a box for your leftovers?
    No but I'll wrestle you for them...!

  • Debbie Flanagan
    Debbie Flanagan 10 months ago

    What's Forrest Gumps password?

  • emilulu 0502
    emilulu 0502 10 months ago +3

    my bad joke
    me: so i went to hotel and there were two chess players and they were bragging about their past wins, i guess you could say that they were chess nuts on an open foyer
    thats what i got also i love how wes and damien try to be serious but it looks like they want to laugh so it makes me laugh

  • OH YE YE Army
    OH YE YE Army 10 months ago

    How do u fly

    U jump


  • Humble
    Humble 10 months ago

    one of the jokes was from the sidemen

  • Stephanie Lauren
    Stephanie Lauren 10 months ago +2

    “Josh Ovenshire” I thought the whole point of Joven’s nickname is that he hates being called Josh and would prefer his whole name (Joshua) over anything else 😂

  • The MLG Nightmare
    The MLG Nightmare 10 months ago +32

    I have a joke
    I just found out I am colorblind, the diagnosis came completely out of the purple, get it?

  • Dominic james Sumpit
    Dominic james Sumpit 10 months ago

    What is a aligator that investigate?

    A investi-gator

  • Dalton Wike
    Dalton Wike 10 months ago

    Next time you do basketball players use this joke!
    What is the best basketball shoe for nipples?

    Hardens 😂😂😂

  • Stephan - Stephan
    Stephan - Stephan 10 months ago

    What's an owl's favorite place to hang out at?

  • MBavaro89 : /
    MBavaro89 : / 10 months ago

    i have been waiting for this for so long

  • Chantal
    Chantal 10 months ago

    wow I love them

  • Jack Lichtenstein
    Jack Lichtenstein 10 months ago

    Mari was on survivor!k

  • O_o *-*
    O_o *-* 10 months ago +23

    Do the “Smosh Pit Squad”

  • Fade2Blackness
    Fade2Blackness 10 months ago

    A man walked into a bar with a piece of asphalt. He says: "I'll take one beer, and one for the road."
    This is always my go to joke.

    • Neko Asunu
      Neko Asunu 3 months ago

      Fade2Blackness mine is literally just
      Why did the banana go to the doctor

  • Thabisa Mangena
    Thabisa Mangena 10 months ago

    You guys make me laugh whenever I'm sad thank you so much

  • GOKU
    GOKU 10 months ago +9

    Smosh mf games!!!!!!!!

    • GOKU
      GOKU 10 months ago

      @Avery Johnson idk they changed it to smosh is bored so probably

    • Avery Johnson
      Avery Johnson 10 months ago

      Majin Buu did iN is board get canceled like every other show

    • GOKU
      GOKU 10 months ago

      @Avery Johnson i know......😞 ive been watching since it was ian is bored but im sure somebody will pick it up

    • Avery Johnson
      Avery Johnson 10 months ago

      Majin Buu smosh got ended

  • KhaosGamer2018 GD
    KhaosGamer2018 GD 10 months ago


  • JBP500
    JBP500 10 months ago

    Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
    To get to the bottom.
    What do you call a bear without ears?
    What's a whales favorite game?
    Swallow the leader.
    Why did the toilet paper not cross the road?
    Because it got stuck in the crack.
    Why was the nose sad?
    It was tired of being picked on.
    How do you make a tissue dance?
    You put a little boogie in it.

  • Ga Larrazabal
    Ga Larrazabal 10 months ago +23

    Why didnt the toilet paper cross the road: because he was stuck on a crack

  • SilentGamingPlayzYT
    SilentGamingPlayzYT 10 months ago +2

    Did you know that a t-rex has long arms

    Just a joke bruh

  • ThomasTrinhTV
    ThomasTrinhTV 10 months ago

    Knock Knock
    Who's there
    Europe who?
    *looks at them weird*

  • ThomasTrinhTV
    ThomasTrinhTV 10 months ago +12

    What happens when a llama lies on top of you????
    You get "llamanated"

  • yousif4
    yousif4 10 months ago +59

    5:47 With headphones on, you can actually hear Wes's stomach rumbling as he is making the Donald duck voices. xD

    • brion bogar
      brion bogar 10 months ago +2

      You're right i heard it too.

    • Whistle
      Whistle  10 months ago +5

      Good ear! 😂

  • Joseph Lawrenz
    Joseph Lawrenz 10 months ago +4

    The jokes are soooooooo funny

    • Whistle
      Whistle  10 months ago +1

      You can thank our fans for that! 🙌 keep the bad jokes coming!

  • Daethenix
    Daethenix 10 months ago +42

    Dang i didn't know Wes could do Donald Duck. He justs seems cooler to me everyday lol

    • Daethenix
      Daethenix 10 months ago +3

      @Whistle ikr

    • Whistle
      Whistle  10 months ago +8

      How do you NOT laugh at that Donald Duck impression?? 😂

  • Astro Assassin
    Astro Assassin 10 months ago


  • Tri Monster
    Tri Monster 10 months ago +50

    How do you stop a full cup form spilling? You shut the full cup

  • Samuel Gomez
    Samuel Gomez 10 months ago +1


  • Zheno Yt
    Zheno Yt 10 months ago +65

    I can see two years in to the future

    I have 2020 vision

    • Neko Asunu
      Neko Asunu 3 months ago


    • dxye art
      dxye art 9 months ago +1

      That joke will only work for a couple more days

    • Zheno Yt
      Zheno Yt 10 months ago

      Whistle thx

    • Whistle
      Whistle  10 months ago +3

      Not bad!

  • Kevin Hosea
    Kevin Hosea 10 months ago

    The least funny one yet

  • Parallel badger
    Parallel badger 10 months ago +2

    Last I hate my life but y’all make it better

  • tristan mocquard
    tristan mocquard 10 months ago

    The Woman with purple hairs is gorgeous

  • Jeremiah Winfield
    Jeremiah Winfield 10 months ago +1

    Love it! What do you call a 3 hump camel? Pregant!