SMOSH Games | Bad Joke Telling

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  • Published on Oct 25, 2018
  • The crew from Smosh Games tells the WORST jokes. Loser has to try the candy corn challenge!
    Mari Takahashi vs. Boze
    Matt Raub vs. Josh Ovenshire
    Wesley Johnson vs. Damien Haas

    COMMENT with a bad joke! We just might use it and shout you out in a future episode!
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Comments • 114

  • Whistle
    Whistle  Year ago +30

    COMMENT with a bad joke! We just might use it and shout you out in a future episode!

    • Neko Asunu
      Neko Asunu 5 months ago

      Why did the banana go to the doctor?
      He wasn’t peeling very well!

    • Sean Randall
      Sean Randall Year ago +1

      What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
      Anybody can roast beef.

    • Jacob Woolliams
      Jacob Woolliams Year ago

      If you want something said ask a man.
      If you want something done ask a woman.
      Now who do you ask if you want absolutely nothing said or done?






      A CAT!!!!!!

    • NDM Mendoza
      NDM Mendoza Year ago +1

      You’re supposed to do this one at a time, but do it in the same order.
      How do you know if there’s an idiot in a cockpit?
      When someone brings a duck.
      How do you know if there’s even more of an idiot in the cockpit?
      When someone bets on the duck.
      How do you know if there’s a cheater in a cockpit?
      When the duck wins.

    • LoFiLizard
      LoFiLizard Year ago +2

      Where did the little boy go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

  • Rand Binchi
    Rand Binchi 7 days ago

    Damien and Wes are my favorite duo DARE I SAY better than Shayne and damien

  • Weeb Trash
    Weeb Trash 3 months ago

    If you were a murder, I would date you, because you would be to DIE for!

  • Kate Wood
    Kate Wood 4 months ago +2

    Why does the Pterodactyl had to go to the bathroom? Because the Pee is Silent

  • Giphri SutCanKill
    Giphri SutCanKill 5 months ago

    What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?



    Get in the car

  • stupreme
    stupreme 8 months ago

    5:46 lmao that's good

  • Firebowstress Durney
    Firebowstress Durney 9 months ago +2

    Why does waldo wear stripes ???
    Cause He doesnt like to be spotted

  • Nyomi Reemeyer
    Nyomi Reemeyer 10 months ago

    I don't get the alien one

  • Brad Lancaster
    Brad Lancaster 11 months ago +1

    How does pasta think


    It uses its noodle.

  • Erik Emerölduson
    Erik Emerölduson 11 months ago +1

    Will Will Smith smith?
    Yes, Will Smith will smith.

  • IAMTHERAINBOW
    IAMTHERAINBOW Year ago

    I read a book on samurais once.


    Let me samuraisse it for you.

  • Becky F.
    Becky F. Year ago

    5:45 is where Wes does the most amazing donald duck impression in the world

  • Bruh Uhuhuh
    Bruh Uhuhuh Year ago

    Lol at 7:07 you can hear someone say ew and than gag

  • Andrea P
    Andrea P Year ago

    Where does the king keep his armies?



    In his sleevies
    🙂

  • flying mous3
    flying mous3 Year ago

    Eating the candy corn would’ve been a problem for me because I have a very specific way of eating them. White, yellow, orange.

  • Ben
    Ben Year ago

    Knock, Knock...
    Who's there?
    Not Defy...
    .............

  • Elizabeth Loveland
    Elizabeth Loveland Year ago +8

    My friend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo...... I really had to put my foot down

  • Santiago Perez
    Santiago Perez Year ago

    What did the Buffalo say to his kid when he left for college....Bison

  • Alexis Klementis
    Alexis Klementis Year ago +41

    How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
    You follow his Fresh Prints

    • yaicob.com
      yaicob.com Year ago

      That's a nice new take on the Animaniacs' Prince joke.

  • A Dumb Bum
    A Dumb Bum Year ago

    A joke I would like to see is
    What's a math teachers favorite day?
    Tuesday

  • Jane Doe
    Jane Doe Year ago

    This hurts

  • Jahna Banana
    Jahna Banana Year ago +31

    Wes and Damien are national treasures.

  • Sith Wolf
    Sith Wolf Year ago +1

    What are a kidnapper's favorite shoes? White vans. 😃

  • Emu Warrior
    Emu Warrior Year ago +10

    “We’ve got stuff each an every day!” Not anymore 😥😥

  • AvengingXman2
    AvengingXman2 Year ago +17

    What do you call Batman who skips church? Christian Bale

  • It's Isabell
    It's Isabell Year ago +192

    Anyone else watching after Defy went down?

  • JazzBerry
    JazzBerry Year ago

    It's a good thing I'm not competing in this because I laughed at everything. Bad jokes are my favorite.

    • JazzBerry
      JazzBerry Year ago

      Doesn't help when some of my favorite people are saying them

  • Debbie Flanagan
    Debbie Flanagan Year ago +3

    Hey do you want a box for your leftovers?
    No but I'll wrestle you for them...!

  • Debbie Flanagan
    Debbie Flanagan Year ago

    What's Forrest Gumps password?
    1Forrest1

  • Emily Goldie
    Emily Goldie Year ago +3

    my bad joke
    me: so i went to hotel and there were two chess players and they were bragging about their past wins, i guess you could say that they were chess nuts on an open foyer
    thats what i got also i love how wes and damien try to be serious but it looks like they want to laugh so it makes me laugh

  • OH YE YE Army
    OH YE YE Army Year ago

    How do u fly


    U jump


    Hahahahah

  • Humble
    Humble Year ago

    one of the jokes was from the sidemen

  • Stephanie Lauren
    Stephanie Lauren Year ago +2

    “Josh Ovenshire” I thought the whole point of Joven’s nickname is that he hates being called Josh and would prefer his whole name (Joshua) over anything else 😂

  • Kylester boi
    Kylester boi Year ago +34

    I have a joke
    I just found out I am colorblind, the diagnosis came completely out of the purple, get it?

  • Dominic james Sumpit

    What is a aligator that investigate?


    A investi-gator

  • Dalton Wike
    Dalton Wike Year ago

    Next time you do basketball players use this joke!
    What is the best basketball shoe for nipples?

    Hardens 😂😂😂

  • Stephan - Stephan

    What's an owl's favorite place to hang out at?
    Hooters.

  • MBavaro89 : /
    MBavaro89 : / Year ago

    i have been waiting for this for so long

  • Chantal
    Chantal Year ago

    wow I love them

  • Jack Lichtenstein

    Mari was on survivor!k

  • Boop Hjönk
    Boop Hjönk Year ago +24

    Do the “Smosh Pit Squad”

  • Fade2Blackness
    Fade2Blackness Year ago

    A man walked into a bar with a piece of asphalt. He says: "I'll take one beer, and one for the road."
    This is always my go to joke.

    • Neko Asunu
      Neko Asunu 5 months ago

      Fade2Blackness mine is literally just
      Why did the banana go to the doctor

  • Thabisa Mangena
    Thabisa Mangena Year ago

    You guys make me laugh whenever I'm sad thank you so much

  • GOKU
    GOKU Year ago +9

    Smosh mf games!!!!!!!!

    • GOKU
      GOKU Year ago

      @Avery Johnson idk they changed it to smosh is bored so probably

    • Avery Johnson
      Avery Johnson Year ago

      Majin Buu did iN is board get canceled like every other show

    • GOKU
      GOKU Year ago

      @Avery Johnson i know......😞 ive been watching since it was ian is bored but im sure somebody will pick it up

    • Avery Johnson
      Avery Johnson Year ago

      Majin Buu smosh got ended

  • KhaosGamer2018 GD

    48th!

  • JBP500
    JBP500 Year ago

    Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
    To get to the bottom.
    What do you call a bear without ears?
    B.
    What's a whales favorite game?
    Swallow the leader.
    Why did the toilet paper not cross the road?
    Because it got stuck in the crack.
    Why was the nose sad?
    It was tired of being picked on.
    How do you make a tissue dance?
    You put a little boogie in it.

  • Ga Larrazabal
    Ga Larrazabal Year ago +23

    Why didnt the toilet paper cross the road: because he was stuck on a crack

  • SilentGamingPlayzYT
    SilentGamingPlayzYT Year ago +2

    Did you know that a t-rex has long arms


    Just a joke bruh

  • ThomasTrinhTV
    ThomasTrinhTV Year ago

    Knock Knock
    Who's there
    Europe
    Europe who?
    *looks at them weird*

  • ThomasTrinhTV
    ThomasTrinhTV Year ago +12

    What happens when a llama lies on top of you????
    You get "llamanated"

  • yousif4
    yousif4 Year ago +60

    5:47 With headphones on, you can actually hear Wes's stomach rumbling as he is making the Donald duck voices. xD

  • Joseph Lawrenz
    Joseph Lawrenz Year ago +4

    The jokes are soooooooo funny

    • Whistle
      Whistle  Year ago +1

      You can thank our fans for that! 🙌 keep the bad jokes coming!

  • Daethenix
    Daethenix Year ago +45

    Dang i didn't know Wes could do Donald Duck. He justs seems cooler to me everyday lol

    • Rand Binchi
      Rand Binchi 7 days ago

      yeah you should've seen my reaction when I found out he's INCREDIBLY INTELLIGENT yet he wasted his smarts on smosh games what a shame

    • Daethenix
      Daethenix Year ago +3

      @Whistle ikr

    • Whistle
      Whistle  Year ago +8

      How do you NOT laugh at that Donald Duck impression?? 😂

  • Astro Assassin
    Astro Assassin Year ago

    27 comments

  • Tri Monster
    Tri Monster Year ago +51

    How do you stop a full cup form spilling? You shut the full cup

  • Samuel Gomez
    Samuel Gomez Year ago +1

    Takashi

  • Zheno Yt
    Zheno Yt Year ago +66

    I can see two years in to the future

    I have 2020 vision

  • Kevin Hosea
    Kevin Hosea Year ago

    The least funny one yet

  • Parallel badger
    Parallel badger Year ago +2

    Last I hate my life but y’all make it better

  • tristan mocquard
    tristan mocquard Year ago

    The Woman with purple hairs is gorgeous