Film Theory: How To BEAT Michael Myers (Halloween)

  • Published on Oct 30, 2018
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    Halloween is a CLASSIC horror movie - the granddaddy of the slasher genre. It introduced to the world the iconic Michael Myers. Who, when you think about, seems like some kind of SUPER human. That got me thinking, how does he keep escaping death? Theorists, today we figure out how to BEAT Michael Myers once and for all!
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  • Dead Meat
    Dead Meat 7 months ago +9460

    You could probably just pump a dog full of radiation and leave it out for Michael to eat. Man, he loves eatin' dogs.

  • HH Adventures
    HH Adventures 10 hours ago

    Mikael Myers is the name of the person who owns my school

  • Ayano Aishi
    Ayano Aishi 11 hours ago

    mhicheal is the long lost brother of jason hahahaha

  • Samurie Cooper100
    Samurie Cooper100 11 hours ago +1

    TAKE YOUR BETS WHO SAYS Jason Voorhees could actually kill Michael wait bad idea if Jason is Victor then we need to kill him too or that if both of them have a truths then 2 op killers will roam oof

  • krake 123
    krake 123 11 hours ago

    *cereal* killer

  • Gavin Swanson
    Gavin Swanson 16 hours ago

    Take him to Chernobyl and to see the Elephants Foot

  • SlippPlays
    SlippPlays 17 hours ago

    What's the grey of the Tsar Nuclear bomb. Or maybe just put him into a nuclear reactor. Or put him bikini atol , drop a star bomb on him and simple. Or put him in Seattle"a Nuclear Power Plant reactor #1. Chernobyl anyone?

  • Kennedy Supreme
    Kennedy Supreme 21 hour ago

    What about aids

  • mtb1126
    mtb1126 22 hours ago

    Couldn’t you just cleave his brain in half and kill him like how you theorized how to kill Deadpool?

  • Face Palm
    Face Palm 23 hours ago

    Cut off his head mash it in to paste feed it to a lion cut him in to bits and then bring his bits to any were you know and stab him again so yah boooom or drop an 100 tons and him there simplicity crush him shove him up an ass just make and over the top kill simple I don't want to sound an ass saying boom you tell me this stuff which makes me happy

  • anthony skywalker
    anthony skywalker 23 hours ago +1

    What’s the suspenseful piano music in the episode?

  • Pastel Honey
    Pastel Honey Day ago +1


  • Gwen Monday
    Gwen Monday Day ago

    Is this the scince show?

  • Sir Charles Dinosaurison the second jr

    Remove his pacemaker cells you only get one set bois he cant regenerate that one or remove his brain it will be regenerated but he won’t remember anything

  • KittenLove536
    KittenLove536 Day ago

    Gore Trigger Warning!! Read on at your own risk!!

    So at about 7:56 Matpat talks about Endothelial Progenitor Cells and shows a white circular cell. I was bitten by a dog a few years back and remember seeing the bite wounds and the wrist band i’d been wearing covered in goopy white cells (and a healthy coating of blood). Are those the EP cells that are under your skin? Cause they were so weird and kinda cool.

  • Maya Becker
    Maya Becker Day ago +1

    Halloween water...

    eXcUsE mE bUt ThAt Is CaLlEd DiLuTeD pUmPkIn SpIcE lAtTe

  • • CorleeKat •

    I mean.. I thought about a *wood chipper*

  • bella gamer kill

    When did you become our teacher matt??

  • Dylfish
    Dylfish Day ago

    How to kill micheal (a guide for idiots)
    Step 1: let micheal stab you
    Step 2: wait until your about to die
    Step 3: say no u and you will be healed and Michel will turn to dust
    Written by: me

  • E Wuj
    E Wuj Day ago

    Maybe it’s not one person but a bunch of people that would explain why he would come back the next movie and not later in the same movie and they person who had to intervene to keep hi. From being arrested

  • DoubleDrewski
    DoubleDrewski Day ago

    Cut his head off and stick it in a box where there’s no room to regrow. Can anyone tell me any way this wouldn’t work?

  • Dark Death47xxx
    Dark Death47xxx Day ago

    u said my name Michael r i am the wrong michael

  • Epic X Plays
    Epic X Plays Day ago

    The radiation would probably just turned him into World Breaker Michael Myers

  • Κοστασ Παπαδοπουλοσ

    Hey doc loumis said that his 100% pure evil so he Will eventualy Come back

  • Hoodini
    Hoodini Day ago

    On friday the 13th you should do a How To Beat on jason

  • Marc DeBenedetto

    Did anyone else notice that the “yellow” liquid is actually green?

  • CrispyBacon Games

    Just Dump him in a pool of acid that's deep

  • Mashee Phantom
    Mashee Phantom Day ago

    This is how gorefeild will be defeated

  • Emma Finch
    Emma Finch 2 days ago

    so if i want to make a giant zoo of Michael Myers i can just cut him in half,have the separate parts to regenerate and then keep doing it. and i'm all set?

  • Rystem Halil
    Rystem Halil 2 days ago

    Shot him ?!?!?

  • Lucas Sousa
    Lucas Sousa 2 days ago

    or ... you know.... explode him from the inside

  • Nicolaas Ligtenberg
    Nicolaas Ligtenberg 2 days ago

    You can’t beat Michael Myers he would stab you a million times before you could touch him

  • Prince. Aaron Nicholson article

    What about the other characters

  • Ashton Jayes
    Ashton Jayes 2 days ago

    U could just go on a plane for Halloween

  • Dippy Dinosaur
    Dippy Dinosaur 2 days ago

    4:17 Not to mention the many times his blood was normal like when he got his eyes shot out or in the new movie where you see a bit of blood around one of the eye holes (where Micheal was stabbed in the eye ball by a coat hanger)

  • Shawn Hubbard
    Shawn Hubbard 2 days ago

    If you do cut Michael Myers in half, most likely there would be two of them because of his INSANE regeneration

  • Sasha Mendelson
    Sasha Mendelson 2 days ago

    How to beat Michael Myers: MOVE TO CANADA

  • G R I M M K I N
    G R I M M K I N 2 days ago +1

    Literally just lure him to your garage, chop off his head with an axe, and then smash it like a pumpkin with a sledgehammer. Unless you’re Deadpool, you can’t survive having your brain splatter everywhere.

  • Jason Funtuber
    Jason Funtuber 2 days ago

    Put a radiation shower or bath for Michael Meyers

  • Your Android Connor
    Your Android Connor 2 days ago

    Just throw him into a pit of lava and wham, done.

  • Mr. Chicken
    Mr. Chicken 2 days ago

    Cant we microwave him like in a regular old microwave

  • n sane
    n sane 2 days ago

    Murdering kermits

  • Nobody Special
    Nobody Special 2 days ago

    what if 2019 Halloween is the only true Story and all the other ones are just crappy horror movies based on the real event.
    Like, He went on a rampage, they made an overly dramatacized movie about it, all the other movies really are greedy cash grabs, and the 2019 movie is the actual Michael trying to kill off his relative (cant remember if she's his mother or his cousin or whatever) who is actually still alive because the other movies were bullcrap

  • Manh Tuan Le
    Manh Tuan Le 2 days ago

    But if we chop his head of it may heal but it would have to heal te brain but since you chop the head of then it will have to make a new brain but the new brain is new so it will have no memories

  • paul Stall
    paul Stall 2 days ago

    Meyers vs vorhees seems like a better fit then Freddy va Jason . Basically the same power set and abilities except Jason regenerates quickly in some movies from a corpse

  • GoodlyWheat 5621
    GoodlyWheat 5621 2 days ago

    Spoiler alert

    His wife kills him by burning him alive

  • Star Glitter Glow
    Star Glitter Glow 2 days ago

    Yeah, but then his corpse gets hit by lightning and he comes back as a zombie slasher #jasonvoorhees #precedent

  • Lil Dva
    Lil Dva 2 days ago

    Are you talking about in Dead by Daylight or... what?
    wait no thats not any theory, BUT A *GaMe thEoRy*

  • Channel 17
    Channel 17 2 days ago

    1. Super strenght
    2. Super healing
    3. Regeneration
    So basicly this guy is Deadpool.

  • Pro Potato
    Pro Potato 2 days ago +1

    Or u could just drown him

  • Rusty Shacklferd
    Rusty Shacklferd 2 days ago


  • BendyRiper11
    BendyRiper11 2 days ago

    what if you chop micheals head off?

  • ddd safey dog network

    Nah ask ant man to go up Micheal's butt then go big

  • Loki_Playz
    Loki_Playz 2 days ago +1


  • I'm That Guy That Makes Dumb Videos

    Just chopped up his body parts then burn them all or throw them in a blender

  • lukeskyewok
    lukeskyewok 3 days ago

    Just throw him into Chernobyl and let him die

  • InfectingZommbie
    InfectingZommbie 3 days ago


  • Woomyand Veemo
    Woomyand Veemo 3 days ago

    One word, god himself, shrek

  • OldBullYungCalf
    OldBullYungCalf 3 days ago +1

    Just work with your team and do generators until you can escape

  • KermitTheFan
    KermitTheFan 3 days ago +3

    Okay so what you are saying is...
    Create another Chernobyl disaster and throw michael in the radiation.

  • mftnightmare
    mftnightmare 3 days ago

    My grandmother had leukemia

  • Mason Trans
    Mason Trans 3 days ago

    *AD* Lasagna!

  • Baltoy 9909
    Baltoy 9909 3 days ago

    What about you just drown him regrowing don’t stop suffocation

  • Eternals Pumpkin
    Eternals Pumpkin 3 days ago

    my science teacher told me that i need to learn cells for sex ed so....

  • Dio Bakugou
    Dio Bakugou 3 days ago

    how about we just tie him up in chains, shove him in a giant save, tie that safe up in chains, weld it shut, and toss it in the mariana trench? because you said he cant teleport

  • Lemon Hope
    Lemon Hope 3 days ago


    A i m f o r t h e h e a đ.

  • Jack
    Jack 3 days ago

    You said that like humans eat dogs on a regular basis

  • radh3
    radh3 3 days ago +1

    Man there is 9 films

  • Blockhead562
    Blockhead562 3 days ago

    how would you kill jason voorhees?

  • Dippy Dinosaur
    Dippy Dinosaur 3 days ago

    Why is it that I always come back to this video

  • Jon the Misunderstood

    Ah Yes Michael Myers
    The Adult with a Childish and twisted mind

  • Caal Taes
    Caal Taes 3 days ago

    So basically you just need Godzilla.

  • apk 22223
    apk 22223 3 days ago

    " if it bleeds we can kill it " duch the predator

  • Joshua Cormier
    Joshua Cormier 4 days ago


  • Cameron Bryan
    Cameron Bryan 4 days ago

    why not just pull a terminator 2 and drop him in molten lava

  • Nickolus Joynson
    Nickolus Joynson 4 days ago

    He could also starve... to death... I guess

  • Killer Queen
    Killer Queen 4 days ago

    just hand him over to dio he'll be aight

  • NutellaYveltal
    NutellaYveltal 4 days ago +1

    trap in a room for week and have him dehydrate

  • Eluna Moon
    Eluna Moon 4 days ago

    Everyone seems to forget that when John Carpenter made him, he viewed him as a psychopath, the other knock off movies view him as a immortal monster with a vengeance. He can still be killed and can still feel pain, he just doesn't show it that much with the mask on.( yes he definitely felt something when Laurie shot his fingers off in the new Halloween, you can hear a pained grunt or hiss from him)

  • slenderboi
    slenderboi 4 days ago +1

    What if we don't kill him... What if we put him in a electrocution chair but don't electrocut him and through him into the ocean?

  • CrazyKKJS
    CrazyKKJS 4 days ago +3

    “But hey that’s just a theory a film theory and.” :ad plays

  • The Super 7 Yr Old
    The Super 7 Yr Old 4 days ago

    Pat....... do you realise that michal myers gos super fast when your not looking at him

  • jim skywaker
    jim skywaker 4 days ago

    Even then he can’t regenerate if he doesn’t have a head

  • Ian Peachey
    Ian Peachey 4 days ago

    Cut him up then put him in a box melt lead into the box he create a new version of himself if there’s no where for him to regrow

  • Sam James
    Sam James 4 days ago +1

    my method:
    Trick his brain into thinking he has all working organs so they dont regenerate when you tear them out

    • Chris Gaming
      Chris Gaming Day ago +1

      That would only work if he's conciously controlling his regeneration, and I doubt he is.

  • Midget Llama
    Midget Llama 4 days ago

    Or just kill him like you would any other human, he’s not supernatural, it’s just lazy writing

  • Tomato spoop ._.
    Tomato spoop ._. 5 days ago

    Why not just blow him up with an atom bomb or that one powerful atomic bomb that can basically destroy all of Connecticut

  • Pimp King
    Pimp King 5 days ago +11

    Radiation? Toss him where the chernobyl elephant foot is

  • Ipodcrazy
    Ipodcrazy 5 days ago +3

    Coincidence? Yeah absolutely
    - Mat 2018

  • Dj Ninja
    Dj Ninja 5 days ago

    If u throw a knife or anything an touched his head he will instant die how matter he generate

  • Digital Phoenix
    Digital Phoenix 5 days ago +7

    My solution:
    Trap him in a rocket and f-ing YEET him into the sun!

  • Gacha_girl 129875
    Gacha_girl 129875 5 days ago +3

    Thats just a theory, A film theory! And *HOT POCKETS*

  • Felipa Rangel
    Felipa Rangel 5 days ago

    The 096 of the film universe

  • Jah Anderson
    Jah Anderson 5 days ago

    Just put a acid on if

  • Just A Dog
    Just A Dog 5 days ago


  • JustChocolate
    JustChocolate 5 days ago

    I mean that’s cool but... can’t you just like lock him in a box and throw him into the Mariana trench? Or just let a shark eat him?

  • Star Bearing
    Star Bearing 5 days ago

    Has literally no one thought of diseases I don't care if you can regrow an arm he won't survive cancer.

  • Colby Harris
    Colby Harris 5 days ago

    Maybe he can't die because of the curse? If he was cursed to kill his entire family then maybe he has to do that, break the curse and then die?

  • Hearing Colours
    Hearing Colours 6 days ago

    Get rid of Halloween. Duh.

  • Weeb Kami
    Weeb Kami 6 days ago +1

    Or you could cut off his head