Film Theory: How To BEAT Michael Myers (Halloween)

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    Halloween is a CLASSIC horror movie - the granddaddy of the slasher genre. It introduced to the world the iconic Michael Myers. Who, when you think about, seems like some kind of SUPER human. That got me thinking, how does he keep escaping death? Theorists, today we figure out how to BEAT Michael Myers once and for all!
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  • Dead Meat
    Dead Meat 4 months ago +7645

    You could probably just pump a dog full of radiation and leave it out for Michael to eat. Man, he loves eatin' dogs.

  • Warmnave
    Warmnave Hour ago

    Wait... shoot him into the sun 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 ☀️

  • MM MM
    MM MM 2 hours ago

    hey mat pat please do an episode on kirbys apptite and how he is dibatic

  • Just Monika
    Just Monika 11 hours ago

    Corrosive we’ll get rid of the other movies then there will be cell from dbz easy

  • Joe Kink
    Joe Kink Day ago

    You could always cut his head or body parts off and weld him inside a bunch of seperate small but thick steel containers. Wouldnt kill him per say but hes be stuck inside and healing would just mold him into that shape. Itd be painful and he wouldnt be able to breath so hed constantly be suffocating to death.

    • Joe Kink
      Joe Kink Day ago

      Its how id take care of all immortals

  • Fɍøsŧƀɨŧɇ FłȺmɇ

    Just say ‘no u’

  • Jenny Taylor
    Jenny Taylor Day ago

    'I just thought of it drown him yes he can regenerate cells but they need oxygen hmmmm think about it

  • The Man With the Hair

    You can't kill him, he makes to much money, the only way he dies is when he falls out of popularity

  • Effectedfox
    Effectedfox Day ago

    Michael Myers. The new springtrap. "I always Come back "

  • Effectedfox
    Effectedfox Day ago

    3.49 you took the power set for a demon Hunter in diabolo 3, but that is the worst demon hunter power set i've ever seen. I started playing that game when I was 5 btw. :)

  • Julia Möller
    Julia Möller Day ago

    I have a better idea, just chop bis head off, without his brain i'm sure he will die

  • Ophelia Sutcliff
    Ophelia Sutcliff 2 days ago

    Stop trying to kill my boyfriend!!! >:(

  • Laura Aaron
    Laura Aaron 2 days ago

    Radiation, that's it? Then I say to drop a nuclear bomb on his ass, or lead him into a nuclear power plant, lock him inside, and BLOW IT THE F*** UP, SUCKA! 😎

  • Tabitha Ondriezek
    Tabitha Ondriezek 2 days ago

    My friend’s name is Nicholas Meyers, and his brother is named Michael Meyers.
    *Michael Meyers and Michael Myers*
    *Illuminati confirmed*

  • rampage the sneaky lil bitch

    please for the love of god. geting cancer treatment is not that brave its forced on you. there are billions of other things that make people more brave then that. and they are not heros ither hero is a firefighter who risks his life to go in burning buildings. you just water down the words so mutch when you missuse them like that. cancer is not bravery its a tragedy

  • 雨宮寧音
    雨宮寧音 3 days ago

    Did anyone listen to this video without looking at the screen? I don’t want to miss a film theory video but I’m too scared to look😂

  • SILK
    SILK 3 days ago

    But he can still break through doors WOODEN doors

  • Nether Die
    Nether Die 3 days ago

    Or you could just chop his head off and since every human need a brain to live and if you Google it when people have a tumor and get it removed it doesn't regenerate even if they have an entire life time to so even if his head grows back his brain wont

  • Ashton The Great
    Ashton The Great 4 days ago +2

    30 gray why not 50 shades of gray

  • Nikoli WhatzItToYa
    Nikoli WhatzItToYa 4 days ago

    Wouldn’t he then be radioactive and going near him is a death sentence? Also why not just cause his system to just create too many cells eventually giving him cancer and get him that way?

  • Pikamander 98
    Pikamander 98 4 days ago

    Halloween 1000 coming this fall

  • Party Squad
    Party Squad 4 days ago

    2:03 * gasp * Judith.

  • Martin Mikeš
    Martin Mikeš 4 days ago

    isn't there a really simple solution?
    he eats... so he needs to fuel his body and regeneration...
    he can't escape cells...
    he can get knocked out...
    so... sleep gas him and throw him into a steel cage...
    then keep him over high flame for few weeks or until he stops regenerating...
    when he stops, just dispose of the reminders with acid of your choice...

  • Dino Noob
    Dino Noob 4 days ago

    Please do a Friday the 13th theory

  • DialingDock2
    DialingDock2 4 days ago

    The real weapon to defeat him is a Myer-off, the two of those guys will 50/50 chance.

  • Nintendo Smarter
    Nintendo Smarter 4 days ago

    He can't die he can't go to hell he'll just come back

  • I Play Games Wanna Watch

    I think micheal is Chinese not trying to be racist

  • Lone Assassin29
    Lone Assassin29 4 days ago

    Or drown him

    BIG CHUNGUS 4 days ago +1


  • The Procrastination
    The Procrastination 5 days ago

    I always understand " a cute radiation poisening" (do you write it like that?)

  • AwayAWAY
    AwayAWAY 5 days ago

    Michael Myers could be murdering muppets when he’s not targeting people. I mean, no one’s seen Sam the Eagle, Guy Smiley or Forgetful Jones for a few years now...

  • Mim F
    Mim F 5 days ago

    Flatworms can grow back an entire body and head from just a segment cut out of the middle. So are you saying he is like a flatworm?

  • Maulesh Kantharia
    Maulesh Kantharia 5 days ago


  • DarkenedPlayZ
    DarkenedPlayZ 6 days ago

    I’m pretty sure Jason is more famous
    Do a theory on him

  • pablo rojas
    pablo rojas 6 days ago

    You should make videos on theories to fix world problems

  • Special Agent
    Special Agent 7 days ago

    OR nuke him

  • Enigma O'Dell
    Enigma O'Dell 7 days ago

    What's the trope? 'Five rounds rapid'? Yeah, apparently guns don't work.

  • Rocket Rowan
    Rocket Rowan 7 days ago +1

    12:16 you shouldve said Michael-wave. im ashamed of you

  • Nothing To see herw
    Nothing To see herw 7 days ago

    Oh I know just get ur Mexican mom and throw him the "CHANCLA" that would one shot him

  • The Abstrakt RazzBarry

    he said he has super strength... wouldn't he just bust through the door and kill everyone in the hospital before the radiation can get going

  • Martoadigi
    Martoadigi 7 days ago

    To kill him you have to put dead memes inside him (sorry i dont know if this is how you say it...)

  • Pavel Lázenský
    Pavel Lázenský 8 days ago

    Hell dosnt want him they say

  • Genius Minecrafter
    Genius Minecrafter 8 days ago

    It's called a gun

  • Troy Lee Newgent
    Troy Lee Newgent 8 days ago

    Like when i was a kid and im 28 now but up until i was like 14 i for real thought mike myers actually played micheal myers in the hallloween movies no bullshit i felt so stupid when i said i dnt see how he plays micheal myers in halloween when watching a austin powers movie

  • Kilravok
    Kilravok 8 days ago

    No amount of healing factor can heal severe burns. Anything more severe than third degree will never regenerate.

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    Yolo770700 8 days ago

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  • Brendamania
    Brendamania 8 days ago


  • captainrobert007
    captainrobert007 9 days ago

    0:04 pretty spooky image

  • Don’t subscribe to me

    If you cut off his head, he won’t have the memories to motivate him to kill right?

  • jonathan long
    jonathan long 9 days ago

    its explained in Halloween 6 the curse of Michael myers how he learned to drive and how he got the car. just fyi

  • Wolfy Kaname
    Wolfy Kaname 9 days ago

    I always thought that Mike Myers and Michael Myers was the same guy. Never saw halloween.

  • javier vasquez
    javier vasquez 9 days ago

    How was Dr. Loomis the worst Dr?

  • Jackertime
    Jackertime 9 days ago

    I thin-
    Yes. Absolutely.

  • Dragon Knight
    Dragon Knight 9 days ago

    What about completely vaporizing him? Lure him into an abandoned building and have a bomb that’s equivalent to one ton of TNT and detonate it once he’s inside. That way his body would be vaporized and he’d have no way to regenerate.

  • Lucas Zidlicky
    Lucas Zidlicky 10 days ago

    But how do u get out of the radiation room without him killing u

  • Madison Farrell
    Madison Farrell 10 days ago

    Plot Twist: Micheal Myers is deadpool

  • PinkPorg
    PinkPorg 10 days ago +2

    You could say he’s


  • PinkPorg
    PinkPorg 10 days ago

    Wound him by dabbing on him then take the kill shot by yeeting on him

  • Original Assface
    Original Assface 10 days ago

    Everyone being so serious about this, just cut the head off 🤷‍♂️

  • Broke Poor Asian Kid
    Broke Poor Asian Kid 10 days ago

    Just have a fly lay eggs inside him so the maggots eats him inside out

  • Deemon Kaylax
    Deemon Kaylax 10 days ago

    But what about dissection?

  • Collin Jahn
    Collin Jahn 11 days ago

    Or you could give him HIV/AIDS which would also destroy his immune system. Hm, maybe that's why he kills the promiscuous kiddos.

  • Addy and co.
    Addy and co. 11 days ago

    Just make him drown

  • Rex The MegaUtahraptor
    Rex The MegaUtahraptor 11 days ago +1

    Here’s another way to kill Micheal Myers...


  • Buttermcjames 83
    Buttermcjames 83 11 days ago +1

    Austin Powers : The curse of Mike Myers. Yeah Baby!!!!

  • LazerusXXX Tha Gamer
    LazerusXXX Tha Gamer 11 days ago

    Or we could call Goku and have him go U.I on him and finish it off with Super Kamehameha. Right?

  • Qarzy :D
    Qarzy :D 11 days ago

    Lemme just get a hydraulic press...

  • Diana Estrada
    Diana Estrada 11 days ago

    So stem cells are basically the ditto of our cells

  • Miles Z
    Miles Z 12 days ago +1

    TSAR BOMBA!!! Or just don’t be a babysitter

  • Miles Z
    Miles Z 12 days ago

    Infect him with polio!

  • Miles Z
    Miles Z 12 days ago +1

    He DOES die! It’s just a different person mimicking the person before them

  • wolfy gameing43
    wolfy gameing43 12 days ago

    Use lava blow him up buried him 50 feet can his head off chop him in pieces it not hard to kill him he not Freddy Krueger. 😂😂

  • thick Daddy 999
    thick Daddy 999 12 days ago

    Give Michael Myers the Hulk

  • colin horwedel
    colin horwedel 12 days ago +1

    If you cut Michael Myers EXACTLY in half, which one regenerates the other half? and would you get 2 Michael Myers?

    • ScareBros
      ScareBros 11 days ago

      I know
      that's what I was thinking too


    Use cyanide, it would prevent his cells from producing energy required for them to live, effectively killing his stem cells, and him in one go. Also the plan would be much more adaptable and less predictable, therefore making it more effective, also you don’t even need to inject him, or make him ingest the cyanide because the Germans invented zyclon b, a crystalized form of cyanide that allows you to launch a projectile from a safe distance to gas him.

  • Droidix Bacon
    Droidix Bacon 12 days ago

    Summon shaggy, he is stronger than Zeno and Thanos when they do fusion to turn into Zenos, who has the power to destroy the multiverse, and shaggy flicked him once and he died.

  • Fredbear Afton
    Fredbear Afton 12 days ago

    What about nukes

  • Banana Jooz
    Banana Jooz 13 days ago

    hes practically deadpool but no rapid regen abilitys

  • Su Howell
    Su Howell 13 days ago

    What if you were to just decapitate him? By decapitating him, you cut off his brain from the rest of his body, so the cells won't receive the signal to heal and he would be dead.

  • caroline chandra
    caroline chandra 13 days ago

    Well, can he SWIM?????
    Will he die if he just...drowns?

  • TheFabulousKitten
    TheFabulousKitten 13 days ago

    Couldn't you take him down Shikamaru style by cutting him into pieces and burying him?

  • Javs Heredia
    Javs Heredia 14 days ago

    You can drown him.

  • J. Busch
    J. Busch 14 days ago

    4:01 and since when Kirby and megaman are high or top tier

  • Zoso_Rising
    Zoso_Rising 14 days ago

    remind him that his middle name is audrey

  • Lyka Wolf
    Lyka Wolf 14 days ago

    Why don’t they just throw him in a tree shredder and call it a day?

  • Mattman vlogs /games
    Mattman vlogs /games 14 days ago

    So the solution is the elephant's foot in Chernobyl?

  • aleena patrick
    aleena patrick 14 days ago

    Who else lives in Illinois and fears for their life? Because I do.

  • tarikok/male/shy/lynx /crush???

    You can just make him pass out then cut his chest open then take out all his organs

  • Professor
    Professor 14 days ago

    launch him into the sun.

  • Steven Cruce
    Steven Cruce 14 days ago

    If he is human he needs food,water, and air

    BLITZ_OMEGA_yEr_BoI 14 days ago +1

    Also KAMEHAMEHA...
    Now he be ded

    it actually might work

    BLITZ_OMEGA_yEr_BoI 14 days ago

    shlap him and give him chemotherapy

  • Phoenix 10km
    Phoenix 10km 14 days ago

    What about cutting his head off?

  • Licras
    Licras 14 days ago

    What if you knock him unconscious and literally drain all of his blood while he isn't up yet? I mean, you'd have a few hours of time to dissect and drain all of the blood he has. Or boil his blood until it turns into gas, though I don't know the boiling point of blood, so that's probably a lot of heat.

  • official fbi
    official fbi 14 days ago

    Why don't you hit him in the head you can't regrow memory.

  • Michael N.
    Michael N. 14 days ago

    Did you realize Halloween H20 is basically just halloween 3 but with Michael Myers?

  • Adrian Malinowski
    Adrian Malinowski 14 days ago

    How to beat Myers? Just loop him for 5 minutes

  • King Shady
    King Shady 14 days ago

    I think they would use this in the movies and if they do I'm gonna be like it was FILM THEORISTS

  • Taigafaiya
    Taigafaiya 14 days ago

    Why not just decapitate him ? You can't regrow a brain.

    • Plz No
      Plz No 14 days ago

      But he can regrow an entire body, it would take awhile but lol.

  • Blair Roden
    Blair Roden 15 days ago

    Or mama seeks Micheal