Film Theory: How To BEAT Michael Myers (Halloween)


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  • Dead Meat
    Dead Meat 2 months ago +4618

    You could probably just pump a dog full of radiation and leave it out for Michael to eat. Man, he loves eatin' dogs.

  • Cosmic Fox
    Cosmic Fox 36 minutes ago

    In halloween 2018 I heard the doctor say its the drive of killing his prey that keeps him alive. Kill laurie, Michael has no prey and he can die.

  • Diego Rincon
    Diego Rincon 3 hours ago


  • ShawnThe Roblxian
    ShawnThe Roblxian 5 hours ago

    Oh I know how to kill Michael Myers a Nuke

  • Jay Ess
    Jay Ess 8 hours ago

    12:31 Which also means that they’re breaking the fourth wall

  • Bootiful
    Bootiful 10 hours ago

    michael myers was asian!? he ate dogs!!??

    dont worry, im asian

  • Darkest Hearts
    Darkest Hearts 13 hours ago

    matt we have one problem he can bust straight through doors

  • Fire 800
    Fire 800 14 hours ago

    Drop a nuke on Michel because the explosion and he radiation will kill off the healing cells and the powerful explosion will finish him off

  • aimthemoon quaytalig
    aimthemoon quaytalig 15 hours ago

    bury him on concrete...then put him inside a steel box..and dump him inside a volcano

  • SpiderEye's Official Channel!

    ch ch ch eh eh eh

    Wrong movie :/

  • anayeli aguilar
    anayeli aguilar 16 hours ago

    Hit or miss

  • Omolola Shittu
    Omolola Shittu 16 hours ago

    So nobody is gonna talk about how everyone in the God tier is a Nintendo character

  • Winged Wolf
    Winged Wolf 17 hours ago

    All you have to do is *turn on creative mode*

  • ennoo hupiukko
    ennoo hupiukko Day ago

    just nuke him

  • Tyler Byrd
    Tyler Byrd Day ago

    I was gonna say dismemberment, like separate his body parts.

  • Joseph Duncan
    Joseph Duncan Day ago

    Do how to kill Jason Vorhees he’s my favourite :)

  • Samjcjdj Jdj
    Samjcjdj Jdj Day ago

    If bruce lee was here all he would have to do is flick michaels head and it would fly across the galaxy!

  • Potato Thomas
    Potato Thomas Day ago

    How do you spell that one thing he said that the subtitle said was kiting

  • Tornado Phantom
    Tornado Phantom Day ago

    Could you do this for all big name horror movie villain?

  • Insecdroid-Games and Other Crap

    Or You could Nuke Him

  • IceBear UsesPhone

    If you need radiation on him, ask Russia to get their Tsar Bomb Ready

  • XYZGamers 2468
    XYZGamers 2468 Day ago

    ThATs aLoT oF DamAGe

  • Steampunkfnafhead_gamer Alonso

    i thought he would be finally dead in the last LAST movie of Halloween which was like 1 or 2 years ago, im to young to watch it ;-; but i wouldn't be scared :/

  • Slobz
    Slobz Day ago

    He probably drinks a lot of milk.

  • SirCapitain
    SirCapitain Day ago +1

    Just drown him.

  • chrisg258
    chrisg258 Day ago

    Forgo the science experiment and toss him in a woodchipper.

  • jasondascout
    jasondascout Day ago

    I think In one of the movies they say that a janitor was giving him "lessons" on how to drive through the cell so that's something don't quote me on it though

  • Nathanael Severance
    Nathanael Severance 2 days ago

    OR if your a crazy scientist you can try making gamma,alpha and beta radiation and weaponize it?

  • Nathanael Severance
    Nathanael Severance 2 days ago

    Or I mean you could scrap a microwaves Magnetron then wire it to a wall.but your going to need more than 1 I’d say 10 microwaves lives?then after all that you trap Michael inside the “radiation chamber” you have created and boom a roasted Michael

  • Couldn'tthinkofausername 2

    Just nuke him. 😕

  • Jeremy Kimble
    Jeremy Kimble 2 days ago

    Ya could just drop a boulder on it would crush him and he fur sure isn’t moving it he’s never shown Superman strength( ridiculously strong yes but not Superman strong) and there ya win. You kinda over thought this one bruh

  • Jonathan Bishop
    Jonathan Bishop 2 days ago

    Just shoot him in the head in the right spot.using X men origins wolverine logic he can heal but his memories won't

  • Danny Avila
    Danny Avila 2 days ago

    Not the dog Michel myaes you moster

  • Gerson Bercian
    Gerson Bercian 2 days ago

    Why not put him in a wood shredder

  • Katology
    Katology 2 days ago +1

    Couldn't you just restrict his oxygen supply. Like I know the dude can regenerate but like no matter how many cells you replace because they die of lack of oxygen his new cells wont have any either so he should die right. Please correct me if I'm just making this too simple.

  • xCandy Gamerx
    xCandy Gamerx 2 days ago

    Michael vs Jason

  • Matthew Kent
    Matthew Kent 2 days ago

    You talking shit about Micheal

  • EricG326
    EricG326 2 days ago

    I would think suffocation or drowning would work. Without oxygen, his cells wouldn’t be able to function.

  • McKenzee Sliger
    McKenzee Sliger 2 days ago

    what if you cut his head off

  • flipmaster199
    flipmaster199 2 days ago

    TLDR. Radiation

  • Underlined
    Underlined 2 days ago +1

    It's WAY more simple then that, just cut off his head then the nervous system can't tell the brain; Bro I think I have a scratch on my neck
    and even if the head could regenerate he would have no memory of being the killer. You don't have to radiate him
    don't overthink things

  • Gaming Knight
    Gaming Knight 2 days ago

    Heh Michael Like Michael Frontera Fnaf

  • Summ Dood
    Summ Dood 2 days ago

    Why not just drown him? He still is a human and needs to breathe.

  • Chase_Gamer156
    Chase_Gamer156 2 days ago +2

    I Watched The Newest One Last Night!

  • Emma xx
    Emma xx 2 days ago +2

    now do jason.

  • brenden dye
    brenden dye 2 days ago

    or thanos snap him

  • T -Series
    T -Series 2 days ago

    What if he got someone to pretend to be him and the fake one dies and the real one still goes on


  • illuminaten sepp
    illuminaten sepp 3 days ago

    Why dont just Put him in a hole with Beton

  • Sil3nt Kn1ght
    Sil3nt Kn1ght 3 days ago

    Weld him into a steel box and bury it in cement, then toss the whole thing into the Marianas Trench.

    ZEMBIEWARLOCKZ0 3 days ago +1

    How to beat Michael Myers
    Step 1: Be Thanos
    Step 2: Snap

  • Amir Dayyef
    Amir Dayyef 3 days ago +1

    Add him to mk11 then kill him

  • ElMagnefico Gaming and Other

    So basically just knock him out put him on a plane to chernobyl tie him to a block of concrete and dump him out and just like that?

  • The Smuggler’s Den
    The Smuggler’s Den 3 days ago +1

    Remove his plot amour.

  • The Smuggler’s Den
    The Smuggler’s Den 3 days ago +1

    Just drop a nuke on him

  • MrT Gaming
    MrT Gaming 3 days ago

    I learn more from this TVclip channel that I do in school

  • The Cube
    The Cube 3 days ago

    Actually i have a simpler theory, you said he was "breathing".. just trap him in a container and suck out all the oxygen or fill it with water fully. If he cant breathe, then he cant function.. and then if you manage to cut his body in half or his head off, it will no longer regenerate due to lack of oxygen intake. Keep it long enough and the body cells start rotting, beyond which no amount of regenerative powers can help him at that point

  • Asuna Yuuki
    Asuna Yuuki 3 days ago

    You go through all that only to learn that it is actually a supernatural reason he doesn't die that just mimics a normal human biology to trick people like you.

  • Aiden Jeong
    Aiden Jeong 3 days ago

    Drown him

  • Umer The Clumsy Tube

    I wish dragon ball was real

  • megacookie 2002
    megacookie 2002 3 days ago

    Cut his head off and keep it separate from the rest of him

  • Jerrlito Mousito
    Jerrlito Mousito 3 days ago +1

    Just put him in a rocket and shoot him to the sun where’ll he’ll be there dead because the radiation will kill his stem cells and he’ll burn in seconds

  • darkmikasonfire
    darkmikasonfire 3 days ago +1

    the easiest way is simply to put a shotgun in his mouth and blow his brains out, it doesn't matter how good your healing factor is if you're brain doesn't exist.

  • SandStormer123
    SandStormer123 3 days ago +1

    Put him up against Kevin from Home Alone, they will have a "when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" dynamic

  • Raine Bolden
    Raine Bolden 3 days ago +1

    My theory is that when Michael Meyers was 6 he was possessed by Chucky that's why he killed his older sister at such a young age

  • Dr6wl Clips
    Dr6wl Clips 3 days ago +1

    How come you can't lead him to a valcano lava is way more powerful then acid

  • David Donovan
    David Donovan 3 days ago +1

    Why do you not suffercate him

  • David Donovan
    David Donovan 3 days ago

    Should you call it blood theory

  • Delix Mariner
    Delix Mariner 3 days ago +5

    Try drowning him. Matt did say you hear him breathing.

  • redwolf
    redwolf 3 days ago +1

    I like Jason voress

  • Krazy Kevito
    Krazy Kevito 3 days ago +1

    Drop his ass into Chernobyl and give him the Elephant foot tour

  • Adolf Hitler
    Adolf Hitler 3 days ago +3

    Yeah....I learn way too much on Film/Game Theory than in school

  • Rex Render
    Rex Render 3 days ago +1

    An easier way to kill him would be to show him tiktok.

  • CzM _1
    CzM _1 3 days ago +1

    You talked about acid but what about bases, which are much better at destroying organic material than acids. I'm convinced if you dropped Michael Myers into a vat of a superbase (e.g. ortho-diethynylbenzene dianion, the strongest superbase in the world) that he would not be able to regenerate out of that situation. Also maybe just try a stronger acid e.g. fluroantimonic acid we have no idea what substance was in those syringes so assuming that all acids were unable to kill michael was a little lazy.

  • VUT Flame
    VUT Flame 3 days ago +4

    Also: you can trap him and hang him so he can't breathe

  • Austin Ford
    Austin Ford 4 days ago

    Was that Mike Meyers joke a Baby Driver reference?

    JKDGARCIA 4 days ago

    Give Him Chemotheraphy then kill him

  • Alex Ainsworth
    Alex Ainsworth 4 days ago

    Couldn't we just drown him? I mean keep him under water for 5 minutes and he would be deprived of oxygen and die.

  • I can’t think of a good name !

    What about having him drowned in cement? And make sure he can’t get out

  • I can’t think of a good name !

    Like I said before I lost my previous channel you should be able to drown him.

  • Chirby The YT Fan
    Chirby The YT Fan 4 days ago +1

    I know how to defeat him
    just convince the creator not to make another movie then boom you win

  • Jack Hall
    Jack Hall 4 days ago


  • James Ludwig
    James Ludwig 4 days ago

    uh just suffocate him

  • Jaxon Sazle
    Jaxon Sazle 4 days ago +1

    Halfway through the video and I'm calling it now, radiation. I'm probably wrong but I'm ok with that.
    Edit: Wow...I was right.

  • Oh yeah yeah
    Oh yeah yeah 4 days ago +3

    Just use a pump oh never mind that will just do 8 damage

  • Frosty Snow
    Frosty Snow 4 days ago +3

    Hydraulic press?

  • clay face
    clay face 4 days ago +2

    one day before halloween

  • clay face
    clay face 4 days ago +3

    michael is a honey robot

  • Dylan Nardi
    Dylan Nardi 4 days ago +2

    I wonder if a machine gun could kill Michael Myers! 😕
    Because the people seem to use only pistols and shotguns, but not machine guns!

    • Nathan Kurtz
      Nathan Kurtz 3 days ago

      So a shotgun hits with multiple projectiles at once, but instead you should use a machine gun shoots them one at a time? Maybe a machine gun would be better at holding him back because he does sometimes recoil to bullets.

  • Tss_savage mod
    Tss_savage mod 4 days ago +2

    But hell will not except Michael so there is no point of trying even of you kill him 1.his soul will get to someone else 2.his body will find away to come back

  • Content Cop
    Content Cop 4 days ago +4

    Well you know Michael isn't human , he's known as "The Shape".

  • Joseph Iorio
    Joseph Iorio 4 days ago +6

    Or just decapitate him and leva both parts in secure facilities

  • Beckett Clack
    Beckett Clack 4 days ago +2

    Or someone finally fucking get Jason and do the face off of old ass fucking cereal killers

  • anakin skywalker
    anakin skywalker 4 days ago +1

    maybe Michael Myers is wolverine

  • maxler 5795
    maxler 5795 4 days ago +3

    I think this also works with jason.

  • Purple Plep
    Purple Plep 4 days ago +1

    Umm what about throwing him to space so he loses all his breath

  • Kumamon Satan :3
    Kumamon Satan :3 4 days ago +4

    Couldnt you just cut his head off? I mean, he cant control the stem cells without a brain can he?

    • Nathan Kurtz
      Nathan Kurtz 3 days ago +1

      I think stem cells function independently from the brain, and the main concern is that just a head can't breathe or eat.

  • Derek McCumber
    Derek McCumber 4 days ago +8

    Why beat Michael at all? Just leave Haddonfield, Illinois. Problem permanently solved.

  • Paulo  Arthur Albuquerque

    Well, being he to Chernobyl and lock him in a nuclear factory

  • husbee niyomrat
    husbee niyomrat 5 days ago +1

    Thats​ not​ normal stole​ a​ graveyard of​ your​ sister? Thats​ no​t normal​ man

  • Plushtrapy
    Plushtrapy 5 days ago

    5:41 hahahaha ant man