This Monologue Goes Out To You, Mr. President

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  • Published on May 2, 2017
  • 'Face the Nation's' 'John Dickerson had the willpower to ignore the President's insults during their conversation in the White House. Luckily, Stephen doesn't have that same constraint.
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  • matthew benard
    matthew benard Day ago

    Yeah i bet you do love your previous life, cause noone ever called you out for being a "LYING SACK OF SHIT AND A COWARD!"

  • Silent Rocks
    Silent Rocks Day ago

    My happy starts" biggly" when he says" But I Sir, am no John Dickerson". . we are off to the races ... about the racist in chief.I love that I can get the hourly new crazy of 45 with a touch of satire that keeps me from becoming numb like his play group.

  • Matt Robles
    Matt Robles 3 days ago

    the president is lethargic, full of shit,😂🤣😃😆

  • Sig2423
    Sig2423 3 days ago

    I think they were empty file folders

  • Uaine Diabhal
    Uaine Diabhal 5 days ago

    Him EXISTING in the first place is already a blight on humanity, do we really have to look at him too?!?! My God he is disgusting and repugnant.... his face is a fucking hate crime

  • old fashioned guy
    old fashioned guy 7 days ago

    Watchmojo's Top 10 Most Controversial TV Moments brought me here.

  • Charlie Hunt
    Charlie Hunt 9 days ago

    The unfortunate thing is that US is likely to re-elect him.

  • Chad Taylor
    Chad Taylor 10 days ago

    Colbert is a waste of airtime, #Leftwinghack

  • stephen Mathew
    stephen Mathew 11 days ago

    In Stephen C s new life he’s got a pop belly and he’s sayin .. yeah we miss our old life .. shhhhiiiiit I don’t miss Obama at alll and can you imagine that nut Job Hilary as our president ..

  • bela katootz
    bela katootz 13 days ago +1

    nothing on the desk of the potus---must not spend too much time there

  • DesertDaisy Marie
    DesertDaisy Marie 16 days ago +1

    He doesn’t get that the bigger the tax return the more loopholes he’s trying to jump through 🙄

  • Brian Lastname
    Brian Lastname 18 days ago

    Just flagged this video for hateful and abusive content.

  • Liam Daniels
    Liam Daniels 18 days ago +3

    Watch out Colbert, free speech on TVclip is no longer promoted. Unless it's targeted towards a conservative

  • Tyson Hook
    Tyson Hook 19 days ago +3

    Google/TVclip must demonetize this video for violations of harassment and abusive bulling, just like Crowder was demonetized for breaking YT terms for his satire comments... "The only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s c-k holster" this is vary clearly homophobic. Colbert himself states his remarks are to be taken as insults, which by definition means "a disrespectful or scornfully ABUSIVE remark or action" and since in his remarks, Colbert is implying the relationship between Trump and Putin isn't of a platonic nature but instead is a relationship founded on a gay, bi-sexual, romantic type of nature... and since neither Trump or Putin are truly gay men, Colbert's not just bullying and being offensive towards Trump but is actually casting hateful and abusive speech towards the personal sexual orientation of millions of people globally.

  • Tyson Hook
    Tyson Hook 19 days ago +1

    “Sir, you attract more skinheads than free Rogaine,”... “You have more people marching against you than cancer. You talk like a sign language gorilla that got hit in the head. In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s c-k holster... seems like harassment of the President to me by Mr. Colbert, it's an attempt to humiliate and attack the personal character of Trump, hes not attacking policies of Trump hes attacking him as an individual. TVclip needs to remove this video for bullying/harassment, if crowders actions we're are considered harassment and bully so is this.

  • Jason Paradis
    Jason Paradis 19 days ago

    Based on TVclip's new demonetization standard with the recent Maza/Crowder dust up, when will this video with its homophobic comment also be impacted?

  • austin clark
    austin clark 19 days ago

    I went ahead and flagged this clip because of carlos maza you're welcome. #VoxAdpocalypse

  • Lolo
    Lolo 20 days ago +4

    #VoxAdpocalypse

  • mcreyrey
    mcreyrey 25 days ago +2

    THIS was when I started watching Colbert religiously. Even went to Ed Sullivan Theater to watch its live taping.

  • tiny dancer
    tiny dancer 25 days ago

    What? No Bite?

  • tiny dancer
    tiny dancer 25 days ago

    It's my party and I'll cry if I want toooooooodotdotdotdot

  • Gina Lopez
    Gina Lopez 25 days ago

    YEAH STEPHEN GO GO GO

  • Honey
    Honey 26 days ago

    “Who needs some lotion” 😂😂

  • Virginia O'Flaherty
    Virginia O'Flaherty 26 days ago +1

    This monologue never fails to knock me out. I could listen and see a million times and it would never loose its edge. Thank you Stephen Colbert.

  • swimingbird88
    swimingbird88 27 days ago

    So are we changing it to the oral office then

  • abbhijith
    abbhijith 28 days ago +1

    SICKEST BURN!! I'VE WATCHED.

  • LaughingForNoReason XD

    Did someone say something about Koko?

  • Paul Germana
    Paul Germana Month ago

    Colbert, why did you even bother apologising to Trump. You really make things worse.

  • Sherry_A_H
    Sherry_A_H Month ago +1

    Two years later and this is still accurate. So sad that this orange won presidency, hopefully we get someone better next time.

  • Archisman Mozumder
    Archisman Mozumder Month ago +1

    The last 75 seconds was savage. Brutal drag over the coals.

  • B K
    B K Month ago

    So funny! The day Colbert tosses his hat in the ring with his better policies will be the day I donate. Show me something, funny little man.

  • Mattathias Macabees
    Mattathias Macabees Month ago +1

    Our President is a parody of a 3 yr old Child.... A spoiled one.

  • Adebisi Adeyemi
    Adebisi Adeyemi Month ago +1

    I want to salute all the courageous and hard working Journalists who go out to interview President Trump.
    He's a narcissistic individual who becomes uncouth and verbally abusive once things don't go his way..He's a learning point for the whole world, and to think he's over 70 years old...He would have been a very awful man in his younger years...
    Africans believe old age makes you wiser...but this man? I rest my case...

  • Bucky Brown
    Bucky Brown Month ago

    Seems kinda right that this POS is holding a roll of toilet paper.

  • westley 209 west
    westley 209 west Month ago +1

    Now that was funny

  • westley 209 west
    westley 209 west Month ago

    Yeeeessssss thank u

  • Marwan B
    Marwan B Month ago

    beautifully delivered...

  • shashank kumar thakur
    shashank kumar thakur Month ago +1

    Savage 🔥

  • Anna Lev
    Anna Lev Month ago +2

    this is my fav monologue

  • Bjørg Trærup
    Bjørg Trærup 2 months ago

    Eeooooooo roasting trump like he's in hamilton 😆😆 (the musical 😅)

  • Daniel Brown
    Daniel Brown 2 months ago

    Love John Dickerson
    One of the last great true and honest journalists

  • Pipe Tunes
    Pipe Tunes 2 months ago

    It’s so comforting knowing
    He won’t be re-elected
    ROFLMFAO

  • Jy surrealist
    Jy surrealist 2 months ago +1

    6:00 lmfao colbert made me sneeze mashpatstoes through my nose during dinner time n shit😆

  • Xinyu Jiao
    Xinyu Jiao 2 months ago +1

    Colbert really knows how to make fun of the president's personality. Hahah :)

  • IT'S ME FROM 713
    IT'S ME FROM 713 2 months ago +2

    One good thing about Trump, he's brought out the brilliance in Stephen Colbert. I mean, Stephen destroys Trump on a daily basis. Thank you, Stephen, you, Trevor Noah, and Seth Meyers keep me sane.

  • TRaxx Dino
    TRaxx Dino 2 months ago

    FDR, Ronald Reagan, Kennedy and nearly mentioned Obama : p He was about too and also Clinton! But then he realized SHE never was President.

  • TigerzieNow
    TigerzieNow 2 months ago +1

    Don't ever stop being yourself and continue defending freedom of speech!

  • dian kreczmer
    dian kreczmer 2 months ago +1

    I am a progressive. But deface the nation. Lol

  • MsSarahlynn2013
    MsSarahlynn2013 2 months ago +1

    Just showed this to my 15 year old sister and he response was “he will lead our revolution”

  • Michael Freude
    Michael Freude 2 months ago

    I find that the only way I can stomach today's news is with comedy. Thank you, Colbert!

  • hmhmhmlol
    hmhmhmlol 3 months ago +1

    Colbert is the mainstream media's cock holster.

  • Алексей С
    Алексей С 3 months ago

    Поржал

  • P L
    P L 3 months ago

    he should apologize and be removed from television.
    .
    just like Phil Donahue was.

  • brock12003
    brock12003 3 months ago +3

    So like most politically motivated jokes, this didn't age well.

  • Vern Hallett
    Vern Hallett 3 months ago +4

    According to the Mueller report there was no collusion no conspiracy. Don't y'all feel stupid now? How about manning up and apologizing for lying to your audience for two years Colbert?

  • Lone Ranger
    Lone Ranger 3 months ago +2

    His real name is Coalbert... not coalbear... he's a Scot fake (faux) wannabe Frenchman for some weird liberal reason... Fake as the news he peddles...

  • Lone Ranger
    Lone Ranger 3 months ago +3

    No Collusion... no more cheap shots... Now what will coalbert do for leftist laughs..?
    Conservative patriots are having a laugh at coalbert and his tribe of losers... So funny... still obsessed too...
    Putin and Trump wiped out isis... TOGETHER... There's some collusion for you sad liberal ms media suckers... hahahahahaha

  • Mr. Yi
    Mr. Yi 3 months ago +5

    This aged quite nicely. (It didn’t.)

  • Beaman Surchit
    Beaman Surchit 3 months ago +4

    Got news for ya Colbert: You're the cocksucking LIAR. MEULLER - TRUMP - NO COLLUSION!

  • Matt Candler
    Matt Candler 3 months ago +4

    DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT. Colbert - you got EXPOSED.

  • Rollsroyce44
    Rollsroyce44 3 months ago +4

    Well this all aged well. Liberals look pretty retarded now.

  • TheObamaFile
    TheObamaFile 3 months ago +7

    Colbert is a piece of shit. His own words define him.

    • Lone Ranger
      Lone Ranger 3 months ago

      his name is coalbert... he's a fake scottish dude wanting to be french for some weird reason... liberals...

  • CajuNerd
    CajuNerd 3 months ago +5

    Well, now that the jig is up, I wonder what your next diatribe will be like. What it SHOULD be about is what exactly crow tastes like.

  • Golempire
    Golempire 3 months ago +7

    Stephen Colbert is a propagandist for the Nazi Left. This proves it is no longer a conspiracy theory.

  • Danny Huungman
    Danny Huungman 3 months ago +4

    LO FUCKING L!

  • TheUnP0ssible
    TheUnP0ssible 3 months ago +5

    Liar. I trusted you.

  • dthrckt
    dthrckt 3 months ago +10

    This didn't age well. have you realized the comedy you enjoy is actually just propaganda yet?

    • Ziqqos
      Ziqqos Month ago

      look at russian tv they constantly spew out propaganda on there biggest shows now the same thing is happening here in the us it sucks

    • trnharris
      trnharris 3 months ago

      No, we haven't. Thanks though

  • cakins1986
    cakins1986 3 months ago +6

    Liberals BTFO again

  • Hoozbad
    Hoozbad 3 months ago +9

    Will you apologize now?

    • trnharris
      trnharris 3 months ago

      For what? And will who apologize, Stephen? Oh and again for what.

    • Philosophy Archive
      Philosophy Archive 3 months ago +3

      Democrats never apologize. Conservatives should take notes.

  • Not Tired of Winning
    Not Tired of Winning 3 months ago +6

    You did this age, you treasonous piece of shit?

  • Jon Lentsch
    Jon Lentsch 3 months ago +6

    Looks like Colbert is Putin's cock holster instead.

  • Johnny Mack
    Johnny Mack 3 months ago +11

    Colbert needs to step down, as do all the other media sycophants pushing this false narrative for the past few years.

  • John Powers
    John Powers 3 months ago +7

    Does this make Stephen the DNCs cock holster? Hahahah

    • Jordan Munk
      Jordan Munk 3 months ago +1

      DNC does nothing but sow discord. They are all more aligned with Putin than US.

  • mike dave
    mike dave 3 months ago +1

    Still watching in 2019 love Stephen Colbert ❤

  • logan WM
    logan WM 3 months ago +9

    This didn’t age well
    Hahahahahahahhahahahaha
    Hahhahahahahahahahahhah
    Hahahahahhahahahahahahh
    Fuck you colbert

  • Patrick S
    Patrick S 3 months ago +15

    Who is here to watch this now that the Mueller report is out?

  • PhoenixAshes 19
    PhoenixAshes 19 3 months ago +2

    At the ending of this monologue, I was like.
    Ooohhhhhhhhh

  • ViolinistJeff
    ViolinistJeff 3 months ago +1

    Colbert stooped to Trump's level at the end.

    • wendy pan
      wendy pan 3 months ago

      ViolinistJeff trump’s so low it’s impossible to even stoop. It’s even lower than digging a hole and trying to use that hole stoop to his level.

  • Uaine Diabhal
    Uaine Diabhal 3 months ago

    Thank God for Stephen. What would happen to all of us if we couldn't laugh at even the tiniest things during this treasonous, incompetent shit show? FUCK TRUMP. We love you Stephen

    • Ooberskidd
      Ooberskidd 3 months ago

      Welp....

    • Scotticus25
      Scotticus25 3 months ago +3

      This comment aged well. No collusion, nearly 3 years of leftist narrative completely destroyed. LMAO

  • Art Vale
    Art Vale 3 months ago

    Colbert for president!

  • anda064
    anda064 3 months ago

    Press 9

  • Eric Rodriguez
    Eric Rodriguez 3 months ago

    Trump is a damn, liar! Why does he always stand like he has shit in his pants?

  • Raymond Barrey
    Raymond Barrey 3 months ago

    Trump is the best material comics have had in years.😜😜

  • bikramjeet dhar
    bikramjeet dhar 3 months ago

    When will India have such late night shows....with such amazing hosts????
    If I ever live to see that day come, I'll truly believe India is the largest democracy!!

  • proud2bpagan
    proud2bpagan 3 months ago

    No,I don't think Aquaman would be Trump's friend...Aquaman cares about conservation!

  • Josie Suter
    Josie Suter 3 months ago

    I love the thought of Trump watching this and being brutally roasted

  • Dr. Phil
    Dr. Phil 3 months ago

    This is the moment Stephen Colbert lost me forever.

  • One Shot One Kill Outdoors

    The only thing you’re good at is being an arrogant asshole snowflake left pussy. Get off your moms titties and grow tf up and respect those above you

  • Simon Higgs
    Simon Higgs 3 months ago

    Why can't I like this clip more? Seriously, I've come back to it so many times......

  • C G
    C G 3 months ago +1

    10 millionth view

  • proud2bpagan
    proud2bpagan 3 months ago

    it is clips like these that give me peace by helping me realize that we are (not yet) an authoritarian dictatorship.

  • Judi Bickford
    Judi Bickford 3 months ago

    I thought that the toilet paper was The Constitution because, I feel that, Trump wipes his a** with it.

  • Herbalteaa
    Herbalteaa 4 months ago

    MONALD GLUMPF GOT 2 SCOOPS TOO MANY!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • arthur taylor
    arthur taylor 4 months ago

    Dickerson said Obama's scandals were "little fires".

  • Stephanie S
    Stephanie S 4 months ago

    8:47 Everyone knows he doesn’t read!!! 😂🤣

  • Maureen Marquez
    Maureen Marquez 4 months ago

    Thank you Steven ! You set it straight. We are all pissed. Trumps doing things on purpose I think in order to deliberately spark our nation into chaos. My opinion he is an asset to dictators who are trying to pull evil stunts on other countries that are seriously trying to be good people. Trumps dangerous like a mob boss.

  • colin noble
    colin noble 4 months ago +2

    I am an Ozzie, just recently discovered Stephen Colbert. I love your work, I look in on a daily basis now. I share your pain of having a pile of orange matter occupy your highest office. I hope he never enters our borders, if he treated our press as he did John Dickerson he could expect something like; " Mr President, with all due respect, Air Force One is refuelled, now fuck off " We Australians and our brothers across the Tasman, New Zealand have supported the USA in conflicts since the end of WW11, I hope we are not drawn into supporting your present administration, not after he disrespectfully treated Malcolm Turnbull, our the Prime Minister. This is not an attack on the general populace of the USA regardless of political alliance.

  • crazyman8472
    crazyman8472 4 months ago +1

    10:25 “...but I, sir, am no John Dickerson.” 😎

  • the last Uchiha
    the last Uchiha 4 months ago

    The best part was the growing anger that you can see on his face as he begins the diatribe😂😂

  • Team Random
    Team Random 4 months ago

    🤣 I love this guy!