This Monologue Goes Out To You, Mr. President

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  • Published on May 2, 2017
  • 'Face the Nation's' 'John Dickerson had the willpower to ignore the President's insults during their conversation in the White House. Luckily, Stephen doesn't have that same constraint.
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Comments • 18 663

  • the last Uchiha
    the last Uchiha 2 days ago

    The best part was the growing anger that you can see on his face as he begins the diatribe๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Team Random
    Team Random 5 days ago

    ๐Ÿคฃ I love this guy!

  • S L
    S L 5 days ago

    why does Trump always sit like he's taking a dump?

  • S L
    S L 5 days ago

    Do it the GOP way!!!!!.... have a complete moron sale out the country and just run it into the ground along with a gold-diggin' ho of a 1st lady by their side....GOOOOOOO REPUBLICANS!!!!

  • Simon Higgs
    Simon Higgs 9 days ago +1

    I come back to this clip every so often to heal my hurt from this "presidency." Thank you Stephen, thank you oh so much for a relief from it all

  • Terrible Times One
    Terrible Times One 9 days ago

    Nice

  • Frank Parent
    Frank Parent 10 days ago

    OMG!!! That "president" is such a joke!

  • Jamminberry Lee
    Jamminberry Lee 12 days ago

    Wow...... WHAT A DUMB ASS

  • Marc Dittmann
    Marc Dittmann 13 days ago

    Colbert is the most savage dude on earth

  • Jari Fuller
    Jari Fuller 17 days ago

    burn!

  • nicole dion
    nicole dion 21 day ago

    From Canada to you Stephen...I simply adore you!!!! Making soooo much sense and fun of course:)

  • Asa Pfeffer
    Asa Pfeffer 22 days ago

    You can see him getting angry throughout the video ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • PoolNoodle Warrior
    PoolNoodle Warrior 26 days ago

    Ummm, maybe i'm just really naive but can someone let me know what the beeped word was, please?

  • Matt Underwood
    Matt Underwood 27 days ago

    So can we all agree Donald Trump is an asshole prick that is not able worthy or fit to run a company let alone a country. He is fucking over this country like every business he ran into the ground he needs to get the fuck out of the white house. Fuckoff go to jail or do humanity a favor and die like some other Putin or Kim Jun un.

  • Dixie Cronin
    Dixie Cronin Month ago +2

    Woah, Stephen was more angry about Trump's insult to Dickerson than I expected.... But at least he's got a hilarious outlet lol

  • Stars channel
    Stars channel Month ago

    Love Trump

  • Rondalyn Reynolds
    Rondalyn Reynolds Month ago +2

    We know he doesn't read.

  • Snowy Blossom
    Snowy Blossom Month ago +5

    Oh the horrors that we did not see coming when this came out

  • Charlotte Katakuri
    Charlotte Katakuri Month ago

    Colbert is an funny TDS retard. Hopefully the cuck overdoses on his estrogen pills.

  • Vance Gilbert
    Vance Gilbert Month ago +1

    "The only thing smaller than your hands are your tax returns"... ...and he's working to make it the smallest in history! too funny. I'm glad Trump's not trying to liposuction himself as a self made surgeon, even if he survived, he'd try to sue himself for malpractice. Society has to pay for this man's mistakes all the time; The art of the dealer sounds like a lot of verbal scat art at this point.

  • Brennen Cox
    Brennen Cox Month ago

    Nice, he admits ovals don't have comers... Maybe we can move onto more important things

  • Andovia212
    Andovia212 Month ago +3

    Anyone who makes a "Top Ten Stephen Colbert Moments" should include his roast as number 1.
    If I remember, he got in trouble with some people calling one of his lines homophobic, but as someone in the LGBTQA+ community, I was not at all offended. He wasn't saying it as a gay thing and it wasn't even a homophobic remark in the first place because everyone with a working mouth can suck dick.

  • Hcdoitsu Smith
    Hcdoitsu Smith Month ago

    Stop it! Maligning our president. It's not kind to ridicule the intellectually handicap. Shame on you.

  • sPiDeR tOgAmI
    sPiDeR tOgAmI Month ago +2

    Why the hell did Colbert open the banana from the bottom?
    What
    the
    FUCK.

    • Anya Ehrim
      Anya Ehrim 7 days ago

      XD

    • sPiDeR tOgAmI
      sPiDeR tOgAmI 7 days ago +1

      Anya Ehrim no no nonono everyone is supposed to eat bananas from the top, thatโ€™s how the world works

    • Anya Ehrim
      Anya Ehrim 7 days ago

      It's easier to open a banana from the bottom. It's also easier to hold while eating it.

  • Mhd Dirch Ankirmy
    Mhd Dirch Ankirmy Month ago +5

    Anyone in 2019?

  • Edwin Gomez
    Edwin Gomez Month ago

    Colbert is a Savage!!!

  • sunshinelisa25
    sunshinelisa25 Month ago +1

    Stephen colbert is absolutely genius!! Love this guy!! Thank you for making us laugh at such a low time!!

  • Jose Alberto Rivera Doรฑan

    Stephen has more intelligence in his ear than the whole trump family

  • MTL Vibes
    MTL Vibes Month ago

    Ok I was laughing so hard I had to pee half way through

  • MTL Vibes
    MTL Vibes Month ago

    I watch this show because as savage as it is... I trust Stephan more than
    The actual news.

  • Barbara Brinkmeyer
    Barbara Brinkmeyer Month ago

    "World, we can't make this STUFF up. It truly IS occurring." YEAR 1? Terrified. FAST-FORWARD...: 1,358 days remaining.

  • Azz Gazz
    Azz Gazz Month ago

    Banana on my ear.....Stephen is so funny ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ

  • Kofi Annan
    Kofi Annan Month ago

    THE ENTIRE WORLD LAUGHS AT TRUMP'S DUNG-HEADED DESTRUCTION OF THE VALUES AND INTERNATIONAL STANDING OF THE USA. DORK-IDIOT IS WHAT YOU VOTED FOR. ENJOY YOUR NUCLEAR WARS.

  • triniti korneli
    triniti korneli Month ago

    From 6:18 just watch the next half a minute.

  • Glen McNiel
    Glen McNiel Month ago

    3:32 Colbert's T-Rex impression! XD

  • Blink Owl
    Blink Owl Month ago +1

    Who revisits this in 2019?

  • Linda Hernandez
    Linda Hernandez Month ago

    I love Stephen Colbert..love his attitude against twit Trump..hopefully there will be more people out there who wake up and smell the stink coming from the White House...make the right decision people..dont re elect this twit

  • 9thLAND ENTERTAINMENT

    ON POINT HILARIOUSLY ACCURATE

  • Julie W.
    Julie W. Month ago

    When Trump told John Dickerson, "I love your show, I call it "Deface the Nation," Dickerson should have said, "Funny, that's what I call your presidency." Trump is such a dick. I loved when Colbert called him out. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘

  • Julie W.
    Julie W. Month ago

    "Well, there's truth to that, there are certainly no corners." LMAO - What a fucking idiot.
    Also, saying that someone is wiretapping the White House, based on absolutely nothing, is NOT an opinion. It is a LIE (aka slander).

  • AwkwrdPrtMskrt
    AwkwrdPrtMskrt Month ago

    *DESTRUCTION 9001*

  • No Name Available
    No Name Available Month ago

    Tfw you didn't get 2 scoops

  • j barnes
    j barnes Month ago

    YAWN...........Where's the funny?
    All they can do is be embarrassing, Boring and inaccurate.
    All these TV Clowns work for "The Hive"
    What a broken record snooze fest

  • Logan Huck
    Logan Huck Month ago +2

    Almost at 10 Million, every view count is worth this piece of treasure. Thank you Stephen!

  • Charlotte Hardwick
    Charlotte Hardwick 2 months ago +3

    The last 2 minutes of this, is exactly how I feel.

  • NYBravest82
    NYBravest82 2 months ago +1

    "Hello police, i'd like to report a drubbing... the address is the white house."

  • Video Hunter
    Video Hunter 2 months ago +1

    I'm so glad we have people like Stephen Colbert to get us through this turbulent time. Donald Trump as President reminds me that old commercial where Ray Charles was driving the bus. Next month fun really starts:-)

  • Sarey Chim
    Sarey Chim 2 months ago +1

    Oh, Snap!!!!

  • arthur taylor
    arthur taylor 2 months ago

    I thought all the people who hated President Trump were moving to Canada........guess they lied and are still here.. You all have until 2024 to still do it.

  • Mayo Villanueva
    Mayo Villanueva 2 months ago

    What goes around comes around...

  • luke kelleher
    luke kelleher 2 months ago

    Still all of yours president :)

  • All Smilz
    All Smilz 2 months ago

    ALRIGHT TAKE THAT MR POTUNASSHOLES!!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Jayme Ann
    Jayme Ann 2 months ago

    Such a massively amazing and awe-inspiring monologue. Loved it so much I wanna tattoo it into my ass but alas my ass has not the mass...

  • helBob81 haramburg
    helBob81 haramburg 2 months ago +2

    So great!

  • anah withthedreads
    anah withthedreads 2 months ago +1

    He just dropped a body

  • Linda Martin
    Linda Martin 2 months ago

    He is really good at impressions, I just wish the media could have, like, Wednesday Black Out on Trump, to make our lives more enjoyable and also perhaps focus on Congressmen and women, good news, adopt an animal of the week, SOMETHING ELSE!

  • Amelia Filary
    Amelia Filary 2 months ago

    LMBO AWESOME

  • Jessica Rodriguez
    Jessica Rodriguez 2 months ago +1

    Love this show!...
    But this one was awesome!
    I watched the ending 3 times!

  • Allon mielke
    Allon mielke 2 months ago

    Well, guess what!?.....Trump is STILL your President ONE YEAR LATER!!!....SO FUCK YOU, COLSHIT!!!

  • Le Nguyen
    Le Nguyen 2 months ago

    Ooooh Ooooh! Stephen Colbert, u are a baaad boy ! Love you!

  • Petyr Kowalski
    Petyr Kowalski 2 months ago

    The oval office...Trump knows all the best shapes...knows more shapes than anyone else he knows. Great shape guy.

  • H Almousli
    H Almousli 2 months ago +2

    The only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir putins's (co*k) holster.
    Stephen you smashed him.

  • Donna Willams
    Donna Willams 2 months ago +1

    One of my favorite monologues from Stephen Colbert. ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™

  • Eric Perry
    Eric Perry 3 months ago +1

    These are the greatest insults ever

  • nupur rao
    nupur rao 3 months ago

    This is THE BEST roast of trump I have ever seen๐Ÿคฃ

  • Jan Erik Bakstad
    Jan Erik Bakstad 3 months ago

    Mr. Colbert, you nailed this one!
    Can't stop laughing at your "rant" :P

  • Lil Tism vert
    Lil Tism vert 3 months ago

    This dude isn't funny at all. Making fun of someone because your jealous of how great of a president he is isn't funny.

    • touch of grey
      touch of grey 2 months ago

      Wow. I don't have words.. I guess the people who voted for him are starting to make more sense? You stupid mufucka jesus tap dancing christ please dont have kids!!! PLEASE

  • 67donnalynn
    67donnalynn 3 months ago

    This is my favorite monologue EVER!

  • princess melody
    princess melody 3 months ago

    He trumped on ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
    Oh yes all of them are rolling in their graves

  • J Z.
    J Z. 3 months ago

    Gayer than AIDS.

  • daniel sherwin
    daniel sherwin 3 months ago

    Love the 19k people who disliked the video ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • mary ghjkl
    mary ghjkl 3 months ago

    Presidents of 1900s will rather have him as a president than a woman i think

  • lost highway78
    lost highway78 3 months ago

    Colbert is awesome. I can't believe the hypocrisy of the attacks against him. Trump says way worse things . Strange. N o w republicans need their nanny state

  • Mr Tyrion
    Mr Tyrion 3 months ago

    THIS IS THE BEST!!! YES!!! THIS IS A THING? I SAY YES!!!

  • Katheryne Mero
    Katheryne Mero 3 months ago

    Go, Colbert, GO!!!!

  • touch of grey
    touch of grey 3 months ago

    Still rewatching in late 2018. Some of the best moments on tv, possibly ever. Yes ever. Gonna go straight down the tix dems:) vote it up!

  • happyevery
    happyevery 3 months ago

    He's attitude is so rude.

  • Laxmi Prasanna
    Laxmi Prasanna 3 months ago +1

    LOVE LOVE LOVE!!! Never stop Stephen never ever!

  • A random YouTube channel Loll

    โ€œI thought it would be easierโ€ yeah being president is very easy ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ also โ€œ mr president if I saw you in the Oval Office sitting there I would cry tooโ€ thats by far the best roast Iโ€™ve ever heard about a president ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Name Less
    Name Less 4 months ago

    "You should get rid of touchy subject right in the title, there it dose less damage than in the text itselve" - sir Hamphry Appleby (yes (prime) minister)

  • Marisa Hahn
    Marisa Hahn 4 months ago

    Every word is accurate!

  • George Sosinsky
    George Sosinsky 4 months ago

    Are you referring to the uncle he killed? Personally I'm just wondering.

  • gmjpharmd
    gmjpharmd 4 months ago

    I did not know he said that about the oval office, "well there's truth to that. There certainly no corners" *as he points around the room*
    smh, why God...why!!!!
    I must add this was the most savage monologue I've heard from Colbert! Stephen Colbert 2020

  • Perry Robles
    Perry Robles 4 months ago

    โ€œShay-It!โ€
    Dios Mio, the mouth on that Stephen...
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  • Julie W.
    Julie W. 4 months ago +1

    If I was John Dickerson, I would have said, "If my show has SO MANY lies, that you call it 'Deface the Nation,' you MUST be able to name at least one specific lie that I have stated. Please give me one of those specific lies." I loved the "pricktator" and "presidunce" - both are so true. Trump would hate me as a journalist, especially one-on-one. I would have all of his statements (tweet/video) on an iPad, so I could bring it up the first time he says, "I didn't say that. Go watch it/read it again." I'd just say, "Let's both watch it!" During the presidential debate, if I was Hillary, I would have done exactly that (although on a big screen set up behind the candidates). Each time he said, "Wrong," meaning that he didn't say something (that he absolutely said), I'd say, "Hit it Johnny (or whatever the name of my aid was)." Videos of him saying things would be played, and screen shots of his Tweets would be shown. He would have looked like a fool. I also would have stressed how he didn't know ANYTHING. I would have asked him for specific facts (which he wouldn't know - even his advisors admitted trying to get him to remember that stuff was pointless, lol). It should have been EASY to point him at as a TRULY stupid and ignorant candidate. A priceless opportunity, that would NEVER come again, absolutely wasted!

  • Arnab Paul Joy
    Arnab Paul Joy 4 months ago +1

    This monologue never gets old.

  • iPftion
    iPftion 4 months ago

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  • Julie W.
    Julie W. 4 months ago +1

    PLEASE Stephen, STOP SAYING LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD! He is NOT the leader of MY country. I would hope that we would never vote in such an ignoramus. If Trump thought "Face the Nation" was such fake news, WHY did he go on it??????? Cause it's just more of his bullshit.

  • Dingo dyno
    Dingo dyno 4 months ago

    haha i cant believe the right conservatives complained about this video and tried to get Colbert fired haha, shows how much the right are sensitive little girls, but its okay when they say all this stuff

    • ArcangeloSports NOS
      ArcangeloSports NOS 3 months ago

      But everytime Trump says something you want him impeached, shows how much the left are a bunch of hypocritical pussies, but it's okay when YOU want to complain.

  • RJ Robertson-DeGraaff
    RJ Robertson-DeGraaff 4 months ago

    It wasn't homophobic at all. It's exactly on par with every other Trump loves Putin joke.
    The only way it would even remotely homophobic is in that Colbert is saying that men whom give other men blowjobs are similar to Trump.

  • dukevega1972
    dukevega1972 4 months ago +1

    It's been almost 18 months and that cock holster remark is still the most savage burn I have ever heard.

  • ืขื•ืžืจ ืฉืจื™ื™ื‘ืจ

    If there is one good thing about trump is that he give a lot of good comedic materials.

    • touch of grey
      touch of grey 2 months ago

      Yes but not worth it. This is terrible

  • Julie W.
    Julie W. 4 months ago

    Oh my God, Trump is so stupid. "Well, there is some truth to that - there are no corners." I would LOVE it, if someone asked Trump what is meant by that statement (that the oval office is round, so there's no corners to hide in) - I bet you he'd either say, "It means there are no corners," or "How should I know what he meant? Ask him." Unfortunately, that isn't even CLOSE to the dumbest thing he's ever said. In fact, you could write a 1,000 page book (or more) listing all the idiotic things Trump has said. Anyone who still supports this racist idiot and criminal (he's conned people, committed various frauds in his past, has PUBLICLY colluded with Russia, and also PUBLICLY tried to obstruct justice, not to mention, he's used his presidency in ways he shouldn't, as has Congress and the Senate misused their power - it is not only Trump, but almost the entire GOP in office that is clearly corrupt) is a fucking moron.

  • Julie W.
    Julie W. 4 months ago

    He can pretend all he wants, but thanks to Stormy, we now know, what was ALWAYS clear. In actuality, he has a VERY tiny . . . tax return.
    (With a big, bulbous head from too much masturbation.)

  • Raj
    Raj 4 months ago +1

    Loved the last bit when you lay into him! Why doesn't the US just get rid of the spoilt tw@t??

  • Jack Barry
    Jack Barry 4 months ago

    There are more red states on the map than out of context edited clips in this clip

  • Jack Barry
    Jack Barry 4 months ago

    Was this is supposed to be funny

    • Jack Barry
      Jack Barry 2 months ago

      +touch of grey shut the fuck up man, how old r u, 2?

    • touch of grey
      touch of grey 2 months ago

      Derp derp.. uhhh ummm I can't think of a way to defend this idiot so let's start calling them dumbass names derpy derp... and yea go ahead and say some more stupid shit "typical npc response ^" jesus christ. Goddamn facepalm

  • Cupit
    Cupit 4 months ago +2

    8:40 Scene from The Office.

  • papa sodipops
    papa sodipops 4 months ago

    Donald trump is the man. To put up with the most annoying people on earth (SWJs, libtards, etc) and still do one of the toughest jobs on earth really speaks volumes. What a great man! Make America great again!

    • touch of grey
      touch of grey 2 months ago

      Oh dear god. Please dont have children. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE!!

  • Bear Moth Owl
    Bear Moth Owl 4 months ago

    3:20 xD