This Monologue Goes Out To You, Mr. President

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  • Published on May 2, 2017
  • 'Face the Nation's' 'John Dickerson had the willpower to ignore the President's insults during their conversation in the White House. Luckily, Stephen doesn't have that same constraint.
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  • iPftion
    iPftion 7 hours ago

    a

  • Julie W.
    Julie W. 9 hours ago

    PLEASE Stephen, STOP SAYING LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD! He is NOT the leader of MY country. I would hope that we would never vote in such an ignoramus. If Trump thought "Face the Nation" was such fake news, WHY did he go on it??????? Cause it's just more of his bullshit.

  • Dingo dyno
    Dingo dyno Day ago

    haha i cant believe the right conservatives complained about this video and tried to get Colbert fired haha, shows how much the right are sensitive little girls, but its okay when they say all this stuff

  • RJ Robertson-DeGraaff

    It wasn't homophobic at all. It's exactly on par with every other Trump loves Putin joke.
    The only way it would even remotely homophobic is in that Colbert is saying that men whom give other men blowjobs are similar to Trump.

  • dukevega1972
    dukevega1972 7 days ago

    It's been almost 18 months and that cock holster remark is still the most savage burn I have ever heard.

  • Tim Teller
    Tim Teller 10 days ago

    my grandmother died of cancer

    ...but it was funnier than this

  • עומר שרייבר
    עומר שרייבר 11 days ago

    If there is one good thing about trump is that he give a lot of good comedic materials.

  • Julie W.
    Julie W. 12 days ago

    Oh my God, Trump is so stupid. "Well, there is some truth to that - there are no corners." I would LOVE it, if someone asked Trump what is meant by that statement (that the oval office is round, so there's no corners to hide in) - I bet you he'd either say, "It means there are no corners," or "How should I know what he meant? Ask him." Unfortunately, that isn't even CLOSE to the dumbest thing he's ever said. In fact, you could write a 1,000 page book (or more) listing all the idiotic things Trump has said. Anyone who still supports this racist idiot and criminal (he's conned people, committed various frauds in his past, has PUBLICLY colluded with Russia, and also PUBLICLY tried to obstruct justice, not to mention, he's used his presidency in ways he shouldn't, as has Congress and the Senate misused their power - it is not only Trump, but almost the entire GOP in office that is clearly corrupt) is a fucking moron.

  • Julie W.
    Julie W. 12 days ago

    He can pretend all he wants, but thanks to Stormy, we now know, what was ALWAYS clear. In actuality, he has a VERY tiny . . . tax return.
    (With a big, bulbous head from too much masturbation.)

  • Raj
    Raj 12 days ago

    Loved the last bit when you lay into him! Why doesn't the US just get rid of the spoilt tw@t??

  • Jack Barry
    Jack Barry 13 days ago

    There are more red states on the map than out of context edited clips in this clip

  • Jack Barry
    Jack Barry 13 days ago

    Was this is supposed to be funny

    • Anthony Zep
      Anthony Zep 13 days ago

      To NPCs it's funny. Normal scum slop this satanic shit up.

  • Cupit
    Cupit 14 days ago

    8:40 Scene from The Office.

  • papa sodipops
    papa sodipops 14 days ago

    Donald trump is the man. To put up with the most annoying people on earth (SWJs, libtards, etc) and still do one of the toughest jobs on earth really speaks volumes. What a great man! Make America great again!

  • Bear Moth Owl
    Bear Moth Owl 19 days ago

    3:20 xD

  • xiaozhi goh
    xiaozhi goh 20 days ago

    walking capacity moderate bell guitar emotional plane imagine explain release trail file.

  • Maria Hammarström
    Maria Hammarström 20 days ago +1

    Oooh, Stephen...! You´re making me tingly all over.

  • The Reckoner
    The Reckoner 20 days ago +1

    OMG, he is by full spectrum analysis and by all definition, a myopic CHILD, in every sense word action and gesture an adolescent. HOW did this happen? Many, and especially our enemies, look at us and democracy now and go, "eh".

  • Jayme Rosenberger
    Jayme Rosenberger 20 days ago +1

    Colbert is savage and sexy!!! I fuck love this episode!! Screw those who dislike it because they looooove Drumph

  • Mike Seal
    Mike Seal 21 day ago +1

    "leader of the free world"... What does that even mean??
    And of course It's hard to be the president of any country xD The fuck was Trump saying ahahahahahaha

  • Dewang Saxena
    Dewang Saxena 21 day ago +1

    8:30 Cringy...

  • Sebastian Trent
    Sebastian Trent 22 days ago

    这家伙有点狠

  • Austin Hall
    Austin Hall 23 days ago +1

    Yeah fuck trump and his sheep supporters

  • Jelo Jed Policarpio
    Jelo Jed Policarpio 24 days ago +1

    Greatest moment in tv

  • Richard Kan
    Richard Kan 28 days ago +2

    Good show keep it up. Will someone make a movie about removing Trump from office please?

  • Kenneth Mosburg
    Kenneth Mosburg 28 days ago +1

    The BEST COBERT YET, AND ITS ALL SHOCKINGLY TRUE! TRUTHS AND JUSTICE AIRED AT LAST!

  • simplesam01
    simplesam01 29 days ago

    Still great even after all these months lol

  • Mira Petrella
    Mira Petrella 29 days ago

    BUUUUURRRRNNNN!!!!!!

  • Bob Lawblawblaw
    Bob Lawblawblaw 29 days ago +1

    I'm unsure as to whether Stephen is for or against Mr Tweety McBloatface. Hmmm.

  • William Cortelyou
    William Cortelyou Month ago +2

    Mother Fucker said Cock holster!
    I suddenly feel the urge to vote for him! I suddenly get the Trump voter a bit more... Got to love a man who's not afraid to make his case and stand by it. To bad Trump has nothing worth saying to stand by...

  • Debra Mccrimon
    Debra Mccrimon Month ago +1

    Hehehehehe!!🤣😂

  • bhawana agrawal
    bhawana agrawal Month ago +1

    Awesome ending. Totally bazingaa 😂😂

  • Ghazal Tofangdar
    Ghazal Tofangdar Month ago

    I don't like trupm couse he hates muslims and my country but i just don't get why americans don't like him!every thing he does benefits america!whats wrong with that ?

  • Justin Ashton
    Justin Ashton Month ago

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    🎥 Nelson - ha ha - TVclip

  • Matthew Darlow
    Matthew Darlow Month ago

    The Democrats need to become more popular in America or else there will be another Donald Trump

  • TAINT
    TAINT Month ago

    1 yr later🤦🏼‍♂️

  • Lisa Lisa
    Lisa Lisa Month ago +1

    The interviewer just chuckled and walked away I mean if that doesn't tell you all we need to know about this charlatan of a president I don't know what does

  • Cintamani Augustine
    Cintamani Augustine Month ago +3

    Colbert. Too funny bro lmao

  • PP Smarter
    PP Smarter Month ago

    Trump - the Prictator...

  • Alan Coulson
    Alan Coulson Month ago +1

    Saw this for the first time today (Aug 28/18). Still totally relevant.

  • Matthew Cummings
    Matthew Cummings Month ago +1

    I hope trump was watching that

  • Arlene Duran
    Arlene Duran Month ago +1

    Stephen you are totally wrong Pence threw toilet paper president provided luxury towel paper to Puerto Rico and my friend guess trump is impeaching himself I love it Melanie will be the first to cry of happiness just to think they are going back to their lavish beautiful life well hey start getting ready to see you gonna trash the next one unless he's bisexual oh media thank you thank you oh my life back.

  • Mysterious Mountain

    Colbert is a socialist bent on the destruction of the American way.

  • Art Vale
    Art Vale Month ago +2

    That's our president.... Half the world is laughing and the other half is crying. Can't wait till he's the hell out of office!

  • Jordan Schulte
    Jordan Schulte Month ago

    Throwback to the time when they tried to fire Colbert over this :D the actual amount of stupidity from the people who tried to pin this as a homophobic slur.... it's amazing.
    Oh and just for all those conservatives out there, a reminder that the only thing Donald Trump's mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin's cock holster.

  • Brian Smith
    Brian Smith Month ago

    red light...thanks Obummer...pretty much encapsulates the GOP bang and blame the former administration (and Killary) for every fucking thing

  • Mysterious Person
    Mysterious Person Month ago +2

    Funniest Monologue ever!

  • NormaNorma Garivay
    NormaNorma Garivay Month ago +1

    I LOVE YOU STEVE PLEASE KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK I MY SELF REALLY REALLY REALLY HATE TRUMP DE DUMP

  • amit anurag
    amit anurag Month ago +1

    D-Rex

  • Donald Duck
    Donald Duck 2 months ago +1

    DONALD FLINTSTONE

  • Pretty Pixy
    Pretty Pixy 2 months ago +1

    I saw Dickerson try to interrupt Drumpf about 3 times while Drumpf was speaking about his tax return, but JD couldn’t get a word in edgewise - bit like how Drumpf is now controlling the MSM with his daily eruptions of BS to divert the public’s attention from his corruption and grifting!!!

  • Hecter Natchos
    Hecter Natchos 2 months ago

    your no jhon boy walton let it out let it out

  • DR Pizza Games 101
    DR Pizza Games 101 2 months ago +2

    The ending is why Stephen Colbert is amazing

  • Janice Van Horn
    Janice Van Horn 2 months ago

    Wow, this so cringeworthy - for Little Stevie Cobber. I wonder if he’s ashamed or embarrassed yet? It’s so low-brow, and his punch lines are at a 12-year-old’s mental level.

  • Akitten84
    Akitten84 2 months ago +1

    Had to watch again. I so wish I were there when this happened. Stephen, I want to give you a kiss.

  • SLIMISA
    SLIMISA 2 months ago +1

    More than a year later, the shade is still relevant lmao

  • Landon Smith
    Landon Smith 2 months ago +1

    Thank you Stephen.

  • Esteban Grijalva
    Esteban Grijalva 2 months ago +2

    11:02-12:07 GET ROASTED TRUMP

  • Kara C
    Kara C 2 months ago +1

    This is still so fucking epic 11:40 and on 😂

  • Alexandria Reynoso
    Alexandria Reynoso 2 months ago +1

    Tell it all, Stephen! Please keep us update on Trump's White House drama!

  • Accio Username
    Accio Username 2 months ago +3

    Ah, the 'c**k holster' monologue... this one is timeless :)

  • Truth Sayer
    Truth Sayer 2 months ago

    Stephen please turn your keyboard players mike off! Or at least turn it down!

  • no yes
    no yes 3 months ago +1

    the only thing your mouth is good for, "is Putin's ASS Holster".

  • Jessica Oh
    Jessica Oh 3 months ago +2

    6:24
    SHOTS FIRED
    DT: “In one case - I won’t say who - somebody you know very well... the head of a major, major company, the person came into the Oval Office and started to cry. This is a tough person, by the way... came into the Oval Office and started to cry.”
    SC: “Mr. President: if I came to the Oval Office and saw you sitting behind the desk... I’d cry too.”
    SHOTS FIRED

  • Kiran Reddy
    Kiran Reddy 3 months ago

    Go to those eyes wide shut you goat fucker peter pan faggot

  • MaximumSpiderMvC
    MaximumSpiderMvC 3 months ago +1

    "The only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin's cock holster."
    Over a year, still true. Truer than ever, I dare say.

  • Norway Minnesota
    Norway Minnesota 3 months ago +3

    😂

  • Liza Tanzawa
    Liza Tanzawa 3 months ago +1

    Skippable ad, or I WON'T BUY IT!

  • Pip Pipster
    Pip Pipster 3 months ago +1

    I can’t help getting the impression that he doesn’t like Donald Trump...

  • Whiz Z
    Whiz Z 3 months ago

    Stephen Colbert WHINING... President Trump WINNING👍

  • Xyz Same
    Xyz Same 3 months ago +2

    1:40 Trump: I am a details oriented person .... That comes as surprise.

  • kevinlee890726
    kevinlee890726 3 months ago +2

    Fuck Donald drumph

  • Sarah A
    Sarah A 3 months ago +1

    Colbert killed trump. It's a shame we don't have a culture of comedians satirising political figures in India. India is a very insecure democracy, worse than America at its worst.

  • Sarah A
    Sarah A 3 months ago +1

  • TRENDY BADASS
    TRENDY BADASS 3 months ago

    You damned liberal if Hillary would have won the elections then the real Americans would have been made slaves for using incorrect pronouns for transgenders and many other genders you have created so
    Whereas mainstream such as this late night bullshit and Cuck News Network would have ruined America forever with white straight males executed in the public.
    Can't you understand liberalism is a fucking disease

  • Jayden Marvel
    Jayden Marvel 3 months ago +2

    You have more than 20 videos which are more than 6 min, and up to 12 over min all about Trump. No offence but can you please be more open?

  • Tara Hughes
    Tara Hughes 3 months ago +1

    This💖.... honestly Steven, just being real, you make it easier to bare what's going on in our country that we cannot control. Like yeah, maybe doomsday is around the corner, but at least you could make me laugh while facing it. Love you and your show!

  • Bobby Kong
    Bobby Kong 3 months ago

    Am I the only one who's tired of Stephen ranting about Mr President every time this show airs?

  • Hating Mirror
    Hating Mirror 4 months ago

    Don+Vova=♥

  • Greg Hammond
    Greg Hammond 4 months ago +1

    Man that Colbert is phenomenal! Man, that Trump . . . what a dick.

  • Dak Lamerbusch
    Dak Lamerbusch 4 months ago +1

    8:45 - "I don't wanna' play anymore. You were a meany."

  • Mauricio Costa
    Mauricio Costa 4 months ago +1

    OUCH!

  • Max Mac
    Max Mac 4 months ago +1

    Trump boasting about the size of his tax return as if it's all written down on paper. He treats the public with such contempt it's unreal.

  • Rita Malik
    Rita Malik 4 months ago +2

    It’s so hard for me to watch trump without a gag reflex

  • Gene Lomas
    Gene Lomas 4 months ago +1

    .. err, did he say Putin's "cock holster"..?
    gold!

  • Reagan Jury
    Reagan Jury 4 months ago +2

    I hope the president has good health insurance because those were third degree burns!

  • pleiades dragon
    pleiades dragon 4 months ago +1

    Funny enough trump people called other people monkeys ....but their leader trump looks like a albino monkey himself...lol . is that why he hates good looking president Obama ????

  • Farel Hettinger
    Farel Hettinger 4 months ago +1

    All His mouth is good for is putins Cock Holster
    Now Thats funny

  • Ladi Smith
    Ladi Smith 4 months ago +1

    Why does he always praise dictators like Putin and KJU?

  • Alexander Somm
    Alexander Somm 4 months ago

    www.theatlantic.com/video/index/558590/john-dickerson-trump-presidency/

  • Alexander Somm
    Alexander Somm 4 months ago +1

    8'40, you have your opinion, I have mine... potus walks shily behind his desk do do something with the only papers on his desk, it's no treading though. What a doofus!

  • kowalityjesus
    kowalityjesus 4 months ago +2

    amazing that this is what passes for television. lol

  • Deathnote2539
    Deathnote2539 4 months ago +1

    I think we all wish and hope for Stephan and Donald to be in the same room for an hour then watch Donald litterally lose his shit has Colbert destories him with his higher intellignce

  • sassyblonde inwa
    sassyblonde inwa 4 months ago +1

    You Mr Colbert make life right now bearable...Thank You

  • BulletproofKam
    BulletproofKam 4 months ago +1

    Americans should be embarrassed! " oh oh I didn't think being the president would be as hard a job as I had before" what a joke! Dumb fuck, and I'm Scottish and trumps half Scottish!!

  • Isikeli Tuituku
    Isikeli Tuituku 4 months ago

    Funny that when I first heard Colbert he was dummy compared to Stewart and I always thought these guys worked together and even compared as similar. His show was dull, flat and not funny. Now regret to say - even worse.

  • ExotikZBoy17
    ExotikZBoy17 4 months ago +1

    He thought being President meant barking orders from the desk then sleeping for the rest of the day. What a fuckin' moron

  • Ann Lake
    Ann Lake 4 months ago +3

    if you weren't already married I'd marry you

    • Gracie P.
      Gracie P. 4 months ago +2

      I suspect you’d have to get in line!

  • Lucia Delia
    Lucia Delia 4 months ago +2

    Stephen Colbert’s best monologue ever! And all his monologues are great.

  • Paul Kudla
    Paul Kudla 4 months ago +1

    Buuuuuuuuurrrrrnnnn!!!