John Oliver Warns Meghan Markle What She's Getting Herself Into

  • Published on Feb 8, 2018
  • 'Last Week Tonight' host John Oliver gives Meghan Markle a fair warning ahead of the upcoming Royal Wedding.
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  • Alex Denton
    Alex Denton Day ago

    Loved the kiss the ring bit XD

  • heyam m
    heyam m Day ago

    Omg John Oliver is comedy legend 😂

  • juice dust
    juice dust 3 days ago

    i love when steven almost breaks a laugh

  • Lisa Lisa
    Lisa Lisa 3 days ago

    You can tell that they're very close as friends because the British were not known for Embraces or effusive displays of emotion and he actually put his arms around him and gave him a hug
    Just sayin
    beautiful and Colbert practically ate his hand trying not to laugh when John said kiss him on his exposed a******... you think that got me my invitation back?
    oh my God
    I'm f****** dying

  • Giugno Caparo
    Giugno Caparo 3 days ago

    "We had military parades across India." There's nothing funny about it, and certainly nothing to be proud of.

  • reddragon8
    reddragon8 4 days ago

    I lost it at 5:53. LMAO!!!

  • Kara Rae
    Kara Rae 4 days ago

    Stephen and John! My two favorite late night fellas!

  • Ruth A Dreamer
    Ruth A Dreamer 4 days ago

    I love you John!

  • Julie Sperber
    Julie Sperber 5 days ago

    The audience know nothing of the British way of life! Haha!

  • Miranda Wance
    Miranda Wance 7 days ago

    Well if Mick Jagger could get a knighthood even after having an affair with Princess Margaret(in addition to being anti establishment ), I can't see why Oliver can't get it.

  • Zephnia Mukwa
    Zephnia Mukwa 7 days ago

    Republicans have a fundamental problem when it comes to ROYALS. Do they see the ROYALS as their nemesis?

  • manish khajuria
    manish khajuria 8 days ago

    I believe John Oliver

  • manish khajuria
    manish khajuria 8 days ago

    It's really weird to kneel down in front of an adult

  • secretaryandactress
    secretaryandactress 9 days ago

    I love you, John Oliver...!

  • Anne Suire
    Anne Suire 10 days ago

    Also putting the French down is a little old!

  • Anne Suire
    Anne Suire 10 days ago

    I don't really care for John Oliver!

  • s mcb
    s mcb 10 days ago

    John Oliver reminds me of Ben Elton

  • pedro correa
    pedro correa 10 days ago

    Yes, they could have put up more of a fight. It's not like they lost a huge part of their adult male population in WW1 whilst you british wankers were protect from Hitler by the fucking English Channel.

  • anxious dog
    anxious dog 12 days ago

    Stephen here looks like he either really hates doing this interview or like he'd rather just be talking to his old buddy John in private, I honestly can't tell.

  • Blasphemous Moleman
    Blasphemous Moleman 12 days ago

    dat Chopin doe

  • Pippin Hart
    Pippin Hart 14 days ago

    John Oliver is a chaotic good trickster fae

  • Amy Park
    Amy Park 15 days ago

    john oliver always takes the center for any interview he's on, just sort of naturally. He is leading the conversation, he is initiating all the jokes

  • Chase Boldizs
    Chase Boldizs 16 days ago +2

    Miss seeing these two interact!

  • Eric Charles
    Eric Charles 16 days ago

    He's so annoying, her Majesty is so graceful and shows the world how to be a true leader of a nation, God bless the Queen

  • Harsha Ghungurde
    Harsha Ghungurde 16 days ago +1

    John Oliver's face at 6:50 is priceless.

  • LOWE sonia
    LOWE sonia 18 days ago


  • Guinea Pig Everyday
    Guinea Pig Everyday 19 days ago

    I dont get that last joke doe? What’re they talking about?

  • Maria Hammarström
    Maria Hammarström 22 days ago

    Stephen Colbert and John Oliver. Now add Dara o´Briain, and I will actually die laughing.

  • Chad Colledge
    Chad Colledge 24 days ago +1

    Can anybody else hear John laughing off stage at Stephen's Vanity Smurf comment at around 0:16 in?

  • Peter Williams
    Peter Williams 25 days ago

    The British cut and run leaving the French in the lurch and yet they still blame the French.

  • aznilsson
    aznilsson 26 days ago


  • Shawn Shiraz
    Shawn Shiraz 27 days ago

    He wanted a parade because it's a display of power and status. He perceives our country as an extension of his own ego.
    - Sincerely,
    Shawn Shiraz, LPC

  • flori
    flori 27 days ago

    For the Americans: we do have a military parade but it's more like what you'd expect to have seen in the 1790s. It's called Trooping The Colour and it's great fun

  • TheGenreman
    TheGenreman 28 days ago


  • Adamo Sgrignuoli
    Adamo Sgrignuoli 29 days ago +2

    Watching Colbert trying not to laugh is priceless

  • Deng Madhel
    Deng Madhel Month ago +5

    Another Emmy for John Oliver

  • Ward McCreery
    Ward McCreery Month ago +1

    I wish someone had told Diana that her position more like royal brood mare!!

  • David Idiart
    David Idiart Month ago +1

    "Insolent little bastard."
    This breaks me every time.

  • DarkLight523
    DarkLight523 Month ago

    8:13 Had a flashback to all the times Jim from the Office would look directly at the camera.

  • Nolan Cash
    Nolan Cash Month ago +1

    I love john Oliver on his show but off the cuff is so much more brutal!

    • Nolan Cash
      Nolan Cash 27 days ago +1

      +Mary Rose Kent oh yeah totally

    • Mary Rose Kent
      Mary Rose Kent 27 days ago

      Nolan Cash
      For me, this is a good thing.

  • dukevega1972
    dukevega1972 Month ago

    Is it bad that I knew the punchline to the kiss the ring joke even though I had never heard it before?

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  • Michael Gibb
    Michael Gibb Month ago

    Turns out its Meghan's own family that is causing her the emotional complications, and not the Royal Family.

  • CM M
    CM M Month ago +1

    this is why John Oliver is phenomenal

  • Hel Dk
    Hel Dk Month ago

    wonder if John knelled when he proposed to his wife...

  • Gaspard Nicolas Perrier

    What a stupid remark on the French

    • MsUsagi513
      MsUsagi513 Month ago

      Gaspard Nicolas Perrier A funny one too

  • Lkjh fgb
    Lkjh fgb Month ago +1

    Bitch u came last minute to WW2 so sit the fuck down
    The French lost a lot in this war

  • donny hightower
    donny hightower Month ago


  • Investment Drone
    Investment Drone Month ago +6

    Two of the funniest people on TV; what could possibly go wrong 😈.

  • bdcool_ftw
    bdcool_ftw Month ago

    john oliver is ugly so who cares what he has to say

    • bdcool_ftw
      bdcool_ftw 27 days ago

      Mary Rose Kent
      I get that u think that way, but u can’t deny that John Oliver is ugly.

    • Mary Rose Kent
      Mary Rose Kent 27 days ago

      Because a person’s looks are all that matters in this life...
      Also, he’s not ugly. And he’s brilliant-and brains are the best attribute anyone can have-followed very, very closely by a sense of humor.

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  • Hasan Amir
    Hasan Amir Month ago

    Some of fuckers in the audience didn't stand up for him . fuck u robot

  • Clump
    Clump Month ago

    I love me some Johny Olives.

  • Lilach Gemer
    Lilach Gemer Month ago

    Did Anyone else noticed that the band played Chopin’s revolutionary etude as john walked in?

    • Mary Rose Kent
      Mary Rose Kent 27 days ago

      Lilach Gemer
      I hadn’t-even knowing to listen for it, it didn’t pop out to me.

  • Manisha Sharma
    Manisha Sharma Month ago

    Love love love John Oliver..
    More than that respect respect respect him!
    He's intelligent and funny ✌️🙌

  • Rob Triplett
    Rob Triplett Month ago

    One slight thing to point out is that the car from Starsky and Hutch that Stephen references in the beginning of this segment is not a Charger. It is a Ford Gran Torino.

  • Deplorable D
    Deplorable D Month ago +6

    Americans probably don't realise that British comedians and the British public rip into the Royals regularly and with far more aplomb and deftness than Mr. Right On Oliver. Don't kid yourself mate, the Queen wouldn't give a toss about your comments here. She's faced more in her reign than you could pile on in 12 lifetimes.

  • radha ramani vasam
    radha ramani vasam Month ago

    This is so funny :) Ha ha ha

    • radha ramani vasam
      radha ramani vasam Month ago

      When I see the pictures of the wedded Meghan Markle, I totally feel for her, why did she give up her life for that screwed up Windsor family, wasting her life!

  • radha ramani vasam
    radha ramani vasam Month ago

    OMG, they look like Twins, :)

  • egil larsen
    egil larsen Month ago

    0:19 What are you doing to my precious etudes!!!

  • Henrik Carlsen
    Henrik Carlsen Month ago

    Not a Charger!

  • Without being Mean
    Without being Mean Month ago

    Voice of Vanity Smurf. Lol OMG on the money 💰

  • Donna Camp
    Donna Camp Month ago +1

    John looks like he hurt himself buffing Stephen's desk.

  • Eoghan Brophy
    Eoghan Brophy Month ago

    I used to hate the outtro music on these clips but then I doubled the speed and now it's funny again

  • Sophie
    Sophie 2 months ago +1

    "bright woman"
    "yo who the f is this?"

  • falloutgirl902
    falloutgirl902 2 months ago +1

    I love John’s blunt honesty always says what we’re thinking. Also just to let you know his response to how are you? Is very British I do it all the time and it only occurred to me now that an American would find it odd loool

  • Jake Universe
    Jake Universe 2 months ago

    the audience has about as much historical general knowledge as a peanut

  • Possibly A Dreamer
    Possibly A Dreamer 2 months ago +1

    I’d like to say that in England we say hello and how are you and EXPECT the response ‘fine/good. How are you?’ Every time

  • A H
    A H 2 months ago

    I love all the impressions of the queen. It's amazing.

  • Adam Weinberg
    Adam Weinberg 2 months ago

    What's the song they played to introduce him?

  • judith sterling mendoza

    Do it

  • puirYorick
    puirYorick 2 months ago

    Stephen awkwardly went fishing with the "kissing the ring" prompt then acted disappointed when J.O. rose to the stink-bait. Wtf did you have in mind, dude?

  • puirYorick
    puirYorick 2 months ago

    Ford Torino not Charger, Stephen.

  • Liam Khan
    Liam Khan 2 months ago

    Can John do an episode only talking about WW2.

  • Bijan Shadnia
    Bijan Shadnia 2 months ago

    Johnny Boy is nervouss

  • Angela Backer
    Angela Backer 2 months ago

    embarrassing to watch two mature men act like potty mouthed schoolboys, absolutely pathetic.

  • Jeremy Harris
    Jeremy Harris 3 months ago +1

    This is the best segment in the history of mankind.

  • LaProfetesse
    LaProfetesse 3 months ago

    He looks like something between Jerry Seinfeld and Steven Spielberg.

  • bowmosexual
    bowmosexual 3 months ago

    This bloke is as funny as aids.

  • Pine Tree
    Pine Tree 3 months ago

    John Oliver is such an obvious Jew.

    TRI PALOSKI 3 months ago

    what a bunch of faggots

  • Rikuismyboy
    Rikuismyboy 3 months ago +1

    The best thing is watching Steven try to hold in his laughter

  • Michael Sanches
    Michael Sanches 3 months ago

    Great show! This is the whole reason I voted for Trump. Both Trump and Hillary are lying A$$holes and don't give a damn about anybody but themselves. But, the Obama years were boring and the talk show hosts were fighting to get in front of the line to "kiss the ring."
    8 years of Hillary would have been equally boring. But, with Trump we get talk show host gold. Whoo-hoo! Sock it to him!

  • Bahama Mama
    Bahama Mama 3 months ago

    I love these 2 & if John Stewart was on......simply orgasmic!😍😍😍

  • Charles Smith
    Charles Smith 3 months ago

    can they do an episode together?

  • Tom Warlitner
    Tom Warlitner 3 months ago

    Has late night tv always been this bad? I guess I'm use to podcasts and real talk.

    • GeniusLad32
      GeniusLad32 3 months ago

      Tom Warlitner What's wrong with this? Late night shows have always been advertising slots with a host.

  • Quintusblake
    Quintusblake 3 months ago

    What was that entrance?

  • Asher Wade
    Asher Wade 3 months ago

    ‘’...I’ve just ‘buffed’ your desk.”
    ( - all puns, optional.)

  • Brometheus 322
    Brometheus 322 3 months ago


  • Ciara Bradley
    Ciara Bradley 3 months ago

    I love that they bleeped out hole but not arse

  • Elli P
    Elli P 3 months ago

    Would they be 'allowed' to make Spitting Image nowadays, or would Donald DuckTrump, Dobby Putin and that chubby North Korean guy call in air strikes and kill everyone?

  • Nathan L
    Nathan L 3 months ago +1

    The look in his eyes when he was asked "they're nice people now, right?" and his 'yeeeah' response: priceless.

  • Reem Alh
    Reem Alh 3 months ago

    MeeeyaaaaW. 🐯😂

  • Nx Doyle
    Nx Doyle 3 months ago

    I'm thinking that if the idea of a Bay of Pigs dealie was floated coming into JFK's _second_ year as opposed to being withheld from him by Nixon and Dulles and dumped on him very early in his first, the world may be a different place now.

  • TruthBeTold
    TruthBeTold 3 months ago +1

    I can't understand for the life of me, what's so funny about this pair of unbelievably unfunny, untalented, awkward cucks that over six million people should have viewed this bland piece of garbage? And I'm no Einstein but I can assure you that I'm decidedly more intelligent than every single one of the 51K individuals who have voted up this boring crap!

    • Mary Rose Kent
      Mary Rose Kent 27 days ago

      TruthBeTold we don’t really care what you think.

  • Bryan Gonzalez
    Bryan Gonzalez 4 months ago

    Have never meant an England guy?? Really

  • Jojo JN
    Jojo JN 4 months ago +1

    These two guys together is amazingly funny!!! Love it!!

  • Captpicard
    Captpicard 4 months ago

    2 biggest arrogant, self important, unfunny arseholes on US TV.

  • DeAtHaToMiC
    DeAtHaToMiC 4 months ago +2

    "he's an emotionless vacuum and he'll die that way" YES! HAHA... Malignant narcissist! (some tiny part of my actually feels a bit sad for him, not enough that I would ever show that because he wouldn't understand it).

  • Epic NEd
    Epic NEd 4 months ago

    As a conservative, I actually like John Oliver and the way he presents his perspective. He seems like a nice guy and I wouldn't mind meeting him. On the other side, Colbert is an asshole. He's more like "if you don't believe in liberal ideologies then you are a racist, sexist, homophobic, bigoted fascist!"