John Oliver Warns Meghan Markle What She's Getting Herself Into

  • Published on Feb 8, 2018
  • 'Last Week Tonight' host John Oliver gives Meghan Markle a fair warning ahead of the upcoming Royal Wedding.
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  • deuteriumjones
    deuteriumjones Day ago

    Hillary already tried to have a royal wedding for Chelsea, it was awful for so many reasons.

  • Sue Hughes-parry
    Sue Hughes-parry 2 days ago

    Never heard of him.. UK

  • Michael Adams
    Michael Adams 3 days ago

    Actually Britain does have a military parade every year - the Trooping of the Colour. Admittedly it is quite a Victorian affair with carriages and horses, and no missiles. A weird march of odd old-fashioned nationalism, but not a parade of military might.

  • LucyTV LucyTV
    LucyTV LucyTV 11 days ago +1

    Who is this John Oliver? All I can say about this obnoxious man is, stay in the USA!. Run your country down a little more, why don’t you. Traitor!

    • F Baez
      F Baez 11 days ago

      LucyTV LucyTV HAHAHA

  • Maeda Toshiie
    Maeda Toshiie 14 days ago

    TBF to the French, they bled a hell lot in WWI; their losses were second only to the Russians among the Allies. They (and the Brits too, mind you) lost the Battle of France due to tactical and command mistakes, while the Germans got lucky with their gamble through the Ardennes forest.

  • Joy Wang
    Joy Wang 15 days ago +1

    I searched it up, and he actually is the voice of Vanity Smurf. Oh my God.

  • Jacob Zuiderveen
    Jacob Zuiderveen 16 days ago +3

    John Oliver's Bay of Pigs reaction was brilliant.

  • Paloportugal
    Paloportugal 17 days ago

    Jon Baptiste and Stay Human played a melody that sounded familiar; I realized it was a section of the C-minor “Revolutionary” Etude by Chopin. Well done.

  • fattwat1
    fattwat1 18 days ago

    John Oliver who no one in the UK has ever heard of him you can keep the prick in the USA

  • Aecides 3
    Aecides 3 20 days ago

    Isn't it kind of ironic to call being a Royal a "silly, pseudo job" when you earn your money by sitting on a sofa and insulting people? Nothing against the guy, just brings to mind a saying about stones and glass houses.

  • ka2rwp1
    ka2rwp1 21 day ago

    we also need to pay attention to the dreamer non mexicans that are born in the u.s that should have priority also the legal dreamer immigrants that where here years and decades before then the dreamers now

  • ka2rwp1
    ka2rwp1 21 day ago

    starsky and hutch slid across their 74 ford gran torino, the dukes of hazzard had the dodge charger

  • user2837
    user2837 23 days ago

    owo Nice! Is that Chopin's Étude Op. 10 No. 12 I hear in the intro?

  • Joshua Steele
    Joshua Steele 23 days ago

    Starskey and Hutch drove a Gran Torino, not a Charger. The Charger was the Dukes of Hazzard.

  • No-Conspiracy No-Jobs
    No-Conspiracy No-Jobs 25 days ago

    Has anybody seen Hank. He's probably got RCA Bipolar & addiction too. Ask Army Veteran Jeff Nelson, medic.

  • No-Conspiracy No-Jobs
    No-Conspiracy No-Jobs 25 days ago

    Has anybody seen Hank. He's probably got RCA Bipolar & addiction too. Ask Army Veteran Jeff Nelson, medic.

  • Yash Nanda
    Yash Nanda 25 days ago

    I mean I disagree with John Oliver most of the time
    But *god damn is he funny*

    • fatbelly27
      fatbelly27 24 days ago

      So funny he had to emigrate to get some air time. He wasn't in the top 100 in the UK.

  • AngryStarfish
    AngryStarfish 25 days ago

    God John Oliver has only gotten better, but I didn't enjoy Stephen Colbert in this interview like I used to...

  • Mmmyess
    Mmmyess 28 days ago

    It was the Duke boys who slid across the hood of their Charger. Starsky and Hutch used the doors of their Gran Torino.

  • Robert McFadden
    Robert McFadden 29 days ago

    Starskey and hutch didn't have a charger they had a Ford torino... Dukes of hazard had a charger

  • Raven
    Raven Month ago

    England & USA meet in a palindrome!!

  • Razamanaz
    Razamanaz Month ago

    The THIRD YEAR settles you down 🙏🏻, Not?? 😳😱🤪😜🍑🤡👶🏻

  • Drew Austin
    Drew Austin Month ago

    I wanna know what they said at the end

  • Fergus Byett
    Fergus Byett Month ago

    0:17 Is that... Chopin ??

  • ghettokon
    ghettokon Month ago

    Someone taps the backstage please, I want to hear the whole thing.

  • Stephen Deleveaux
    Stephen Deleveaux Month ago

    John was way too real for Stephen 😆

  • Always Expose the Foreheads

    I could hear them talk for hours.

  • Sean Brown
    Sean Brown Month ago

    This one funny 😁

  • Ritvik Awasthi
    Ritvik Awasthi Month ago

    This guy ain’t going to France anything soon.

  • Ritvik Awasthi
    Ritvik Awasthi Month ago


  • Denyze
    Denyze Month ago

    Yes. Very strange. The bowing and kneeling is weird. What’s that about?

  • Oma Rumunna
    Oma Rumunna Month ago

    I love them.

  • jan rees
    jan rees Month ago +2

    Best known as the voice of Vanity Smurf 🤣

  • Bryan Kho
    Bryan Kho Month ago

    Wow, one SJW wanker interviewing another.

  • lsoltis
    lsoltis Month ago

    Pausing here at 0:38. IS THE BAND PLAYING CHOPIN'S REVOLUTIONARY ETUDE OPUS 10 NUMBER 12? That is genius and dorky as hell.

  • RubbahDubDuck
    RubbahDubDuck Month ago +1

    Did Jon Batiste just do a jazz lounge version of Chopin's Revolutionary Etude????

  • Ewan
    Ewan Month ago

    Colberts look of "oh crap, he went through it!" While trying not to piss himself laughing with what he got his friend to say, rather the joke itself

  • imrickjamesbeeoch
    imrickjamesbeeoch 2 months ago

    Funny to hear an English man talk about France's military when France kicked their ass quite a few times.

  • Jamie Hampton
    Jamie Hampton 2 months ago

    John Oliver..... so British.... so International....... so brilliant. Love you

  • Kitty mcPurr
    Kitty mcPurr 2 months ago +9

    6:45 the joke that probably robbed John Oliver of his British citizenship

  • Chinmay Upadhye
    Chinmay Upadhye 2 months ago +1

    7:27.....(with childlike mischief in his eyes)......."Do you think that's got my invitation back"

  • Akai Kiseki
    Akai Kiseki 2 months ago +1

    LOL, we had our time when Bonaparte nearly conquered all of Europe but hey, your last "achievement" is always the one you are remember for xD

  • blindsightedkill
    blindsightedkill 2 months ago

    John and Stephen need another crossover

  • Rafael Oda
    Rafael Oda 2 months ago

    Gran Torino, not charger.

  • James Trenoweth
    James Trenoweth 2 months ago

    John your a dick

  • TheDarkKnight
    TheDarkKnight 3 months ago

    too savage

  • luke proud
    luke proud 3 months ago

    Yeahhh Americans are more into the royal family than most brits are

  • Havelock V
    Havelock V 3 months ago +69

    John Oliver is a little too good at his job, he strips away all the pretense of false hope and just leaves you COLD

  • ChakibS
    ChakibS 3 months ago

    starsky & hutch drove a Grand Torino damn it .. not a charger ..

  • AshChooses Pikachu
    AshChooses Pikachu 3 months ago +1

    Stephen Colbert's dry sense of humor is amazing xD

  • Rohan Sharma
    Rohan Sharma 3 months ago +24

    That's what he took away from the France trip, "their awesome military"!! Savage.

  • Fredrik Dunge
    Fredrik Dunge 3 months ago

    4:04 Oh you should Thump on about history I think I can list the number of times the British army has routed the french one on their own on one hand and still have three fingers to spare, Waterloo and Agincourt and that's it. Meanwhile France has stomped up and down Europe for three hundred years from the end of the hundred years war until the end of the Napoleonic one (In which Britain may have been on the winning side but which wasn't won by Britain), if the French surrender then the story of the British is that they run away calling it a tactical retreat. Their navy is impressive but the British army is far more of a joke than the french one.

  • Jim Dandy
    Jim Dandy 3 months ago +1

    The interview proves Oliver pays a lot to his writers for his show. Letterman’s humor is missed.

  • pandafat
    pandafat 3 months ago +2

    John Oliver is hilarious, I love this man

  • Robert Rico
    Robert Rico 3 months ago

    Starsky and Hutch had a Ford Gran Torino, not a Charger.

  • madi li
    madi li 3 months ago

    he's pure adorable, that parrot

  • Hungry Hungry Hippocampus
    Hungry Hungry Hippocampus 4 months ago +16

    Every time they're together, they unintentionally remind the world that they're both SO intelligent. The historical and political references in this thing are rapid fire...and probably go over so many heads

  • Layth Adrian
    Layth Adrian 4 months ago +13

    Colbert - "Someone told me it means something different in England."
    Oliver - "That someone was me and are you sure you want me to do that joke here?"

  • momcatwoo
    momcatwoo 4 months ago +1

    Nine minutes of nearly perfect television.

  • Cátia da Silva
    Cátia da Silva 4 months ago

    you can hear john laughing in the back when stephen says he's best known for the voice of vanity smurf

  • Riot FiftyThousand
    Riot FiftyThousand 4 months ago

    One year later, Meghan hears John Oliver. British Royal Ass Holes are too primitive and will have problems dealing with civilized and modern human, meghan Markle.

  • Travis Lavigne
    Travis Lavigne 4 months ago +1

    Anyone recognize Chopin's revolutionary etude??

  • Ichijo Festival
    Ichijo Festival 4 months ago

    I've watched this maybe half a dozen times. I don't typically watch the interviews, but with these two, it's just so, so much better than most of what they've ever scripted.

  • spacekitt3n
    spacekitt3n 4 months ago

    omg john oliver is so cute after telling the kiss the ring joke lolol

  • ClareBearPhD
    ClareBearPhD 4 months ago

    Sometimes a missile is just a missile.

  • LetzterAufruf
    LetzterAufruf 4 months ago

    Thank you so much, John Oliver. I love you for this, Sir!

  • bazzer124
    bazzer124 4 months ago

    Torino, not Charger.

  • Billy Budd
    Billy Budd 4 months ago

    Though the show's stars, Paul Michael Glaser (Starsky) and David Soul (Hutch), gained considerable fame from the series, Starsky's red-with-a-white stripe was a Ford Gran Torino ! :-)

  • GreatFallsMontana1
    GreatFallsMontana1 4 months ago +1

    John Oliver needs to get mowed the fuck down. He's pathetic. I hate him!

  • Chris Tuathail
    Chris Tuathail 4 months ago

    He's a dork lol

  • anne anne
    anne anne 4 months ago

    How did he know? Poor Meghan and Kate. Pretty sure they can look at their lives and flick it off though.

  • romil raj
    romil raj 4 months ago

    Please get John oliver back on the show.... 🙏🙏😪😪

  • Katrina Paton
    Katrina Paton 4 months ago +1

    These two together are quite brilliant.

  • Lucas  Leniek
    Lucas Leniek 4 months ago

    For some reason john oliver just gave me a huge stress relief when he said the word bastard I don't know why but I laughed so hard I feel like balloon floating in the air

  • Ahmad Hussain
    Ahmad Hussain 4 months ago

    As said by someone and I'm quoting "Witty parrot"

  • macsmith2013
    macsmith2013 4 months ago

    Hi I'm from the future to tell you it only got worse.

  • Senna Taylor
    Senna Taylor 4 months ago

    There is so much chaos concentrated in one video...
    I love it. Three days to John Oliver Day! (Feb 7 on The Late Show)

  • Se V
    Se V 4 months ago

    Love that Oliver is a centrist like Jon Stewart.

  • ProjectFlashlight612
    ProjectFlashlight612 4 months ago

    Oliver has precisely nothing of value to offer Markle in terms of advice, aside from arrogant snobbery over food...but her new in-laws can cover that bullshit.

  • Spaghetti Monster
    Spaghetti Monster 4 months ago

    please have him this year on February 7th too.

  • Bob Stewart
    Bob Stewart 4 months ago

    Not to be picky, Stephen, but it was a Ford Torino in "Starsky & Hutch", not a Charger. Guess you were too young for that TV show.

  • Kory Markel
    Kory Markel 4 months ago

    Can’t believe that Guy Fawkes joke was a dud. Thought is was a banger

  • andrew galliers
    andrew galliers 5 months ago

    Needs to be a show with Oliver, Colbert and Stewart with just them sitting at a table with drinks putting the world to rights.... who wouldn’t watch that

  • Frank Cooke
    Frank Cooke 5 months ago

    He's on coke and trying to hide a boner

  • John Doe
    John Doe 5 months ago

    I’ve never seen Colbert break that hard on his show

  • Paul Mutzel
    Paul Mutzel 5 months ago +5

    this was genius! How come I didn't see it earlier?

  • harshit shukla
    harshit shukla 5 months ago

    So the British drained India of its economy , cause famines , massacre people all over the country , essentially be a parasite, and then someone comes around and says that India could have fought harder.
    Just like Kanye West saying "Slavery was a choice"
    That is disrespectful. Didn't expect this from you ,Oliver

    • Janhvi Rochwani
      Janhvi Rochwani 5 months ago +2

      harshit shukla When did he every say that for India? He said that for the French.. Also, he's always admitted that everything was fundamentally the British's fault.. Know before you speak, dude.

  • harshit shukla
    harshit shukla 5 months ago

    Yes, India could have fought back harder, and the british could have been humane and not cause man made famines killing millions.
    That's just hurtful.

  • Rey Montalvo
    Rey Montalvo 5 months ago +4

    The last part too funnythe way Colbert looks at camera an Oliver like who hell u looking at 🤣🤣🤣

  • Salty Walrus
    Salty Walrus 5 months ago


  • Janhvi Rochwani
    Janhvi Rochwani 5 months ago +1

    "Insolent little bastard, you're not coming here now, are you?" I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH: I LOVE JOHN OLIVER!!

  • C. Rose
    C. Rose 5 months ago +50

    These two both have amazing comedy/news shows because they have intellect, they aren't just funny they are very intelligent

  • Aaron Connolly
    Aaron Connolly 5 months ago +2

    “Talks for 6 hours the convention is listless”
    Hamilton you’ve been outdone by Nancy Pelosi.

  • Natalie Anderson
    Natalie Anderson 5 months ago

    I want to see a panel of John Oliver, Stephen Colbert and Lewis Black....

  • constantino1889
    constantino1889 5 months ago

    Treacherous bastard

  • PapaPerfidy
    PapaPerfidy 6 months ago

    If John Oliver was any more vapid he'd be a plasma.

    • James Volk
      James Volk 5 months ago +1

      He's not vapid he's English

  • adam
    adam 6 months ago +7

    Ironically... France put up one helluva fight. They had more men in the battle and had more arms and far better army than most other nations of the time.. but nothing beats a methed-out nazi war machine... it was only after 18 months of being completely kited out on the stuff the germans were getting worried about addiction and had to stop their own troops from taking it.

    • caroline kaplan
      caroline kaplan 2 months ago

      Manuel Panisse rounding up Jews for the Nazis is not irrelevant to the murdered Jews and their families . The United States rescued France both world wars .
      The French took an hour to even get to Notre Dame fire and didn’t have any real fire suppression equipment available during the renovation.
      We do enjoy the champagne and cheese however. The pastries are nice too.

    • Manuel Panisse
      Manuel Panisse 2 months ago

      its irrelevant. France has a 1500 year history, of course its military record is better than the us.

    • caroline kaplan
      caroline kaplan 3 months ago

      adam nothing beat the efficiency of the French police rounding up Jews and deporting them.

  • Bradley McDaniel
    Bradley McDaniel 6 months ago

    The title feels a bit click-bate: the spend the first 4 mins and then the last min talking about Trump.

  • Chaotic Penguin
    Chaotic Penguin 6 months ago +1

    talks for six hours the convention is listless

  • nfcoard
    nfcoard 6 months ago +7

    "He's an emotional vacuum and will die that way." That is so funny and genius. He might be the most blunt of famous comedians.