John Oliver Warns Meghan Markle What She's Getting Herself Into

  • Published on Feb 8, 2018
  • 'Last Week Tonight' host John Oliver gives Meghan Markle a fair warning ahead of the upcoming Royal Wedding.
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Comments • 3 682

  • nfcoard
    nfcoard 5 days ago

    "He's an emotional vacuum and will die that way." That is so funny and genius. He might be the most blunt of famous comedians.

  • Gerardo Guerra
    Gerardo Guerra 6 days ago

    He's the best!

  • Vikram Singh
    Vikram Singh 7 days ago

    This felt like such a genuine conversation between 2 people who are insanely funny and have an interesting view on current affairs

  • CollegeStudent 94
    CollegeStudent 94 9 days ago

    So no one is going to mention 8:45?

  • Enya andthewhales
    Enya andthewhales 10 days ago

    guy fawkes joke deserved better

  • Kolton Mitchell
    Kolton Mitchell 10 days ago

    So... what does kiss the ring mean in the US again?

  • Pendar K Kzmi N
    Pendar K Kzmi N 12 days ago

    #johnoliver's comments are golden here, in this piece. 👑👑👑🎩🎩

  • Kilgore Trout
    Kilgore Trout 15 days ago

    Why the hell do Americans think the French are cowards or bad at war?
    Remember Napoleon? Remember the French Revolution? Remember the resistance during Nazi occupation?
    Srsly, I have no clue why France gets the blame for the Nazis when pretty much half of the continent did the same. The only ones crazy enough to frontally oppose the Nazis were the USSR, and it cost them 20 million lives. The US only appeared in the last minute to beat a dead horse and claim part of the spoils.

  • J Bee
    J Bee 16 days ago +1

    he is a rude fuck.. across India .. my foot!!! just a flop a hol.. next time show some respect !!

  • TLR Eclipse
    TLR Eclipse 16 days ago

    John is so refreshing.

  • Chris Zealotes
    Chris Zealotes 16 days ago

    John Oliver...what a carbuncle on the world’s arse. I’m so glad Russell Crowe named a koala chlamydia treatment facility after him.

  • Ivan Cvenić
    Ivan Cvenić 17 days ago

    Battle of Glasses

  • Empire Jackson
    Empire Jackson 17 days ago

    Starsky and Hutch had a ford torino.

  • Leomerya12
    Leomerya12 18 days ago

    I loved the Chopin opening!

  • ascending deity
    ascending deity 19 days ago

    These two together.
    My god.

  • Angela Baker
    Angela Baker 20 days ago

    ew. s&m partners, pls stop, too much pda

  • mlr990
    mlr990 26 days ago

    I love that you can hear John laugh off camera when Stephen says he's best known as the voice of Vanity Smurf

  • no no
    no no 27 days ago

    What is the name of john's entering music??? I'm sure I heard them before

  • Ryan Salle
    Ryan Salle 28 days ago +1

    Did they censor the 'hole' part of asshole?

  • Lee GaryB
    Lee GaryB 28 days ago

    7:14 I love that Colbert so obviously set up that joke, as in he took 20 seconds and almost just said "Say the rude thing" to Oliver and yet, still seemed shocked when Oliver took him up on the bait and just went for it.

  • Katrina Fernando
    Katrina Fernando Month ago

    *roight?* *roIIGHT??!*

  • Pawan Adhikari
    Pawan Adhikari Month ago

    "..thats high tea."

  • Lily Hults
    Lily Hults Month ago

    I love seeing those two interacting

  • Paige Connelly
    Paige Connelly Month ago

    The best part about Britain is that John Oliver could come back home and say it to the Queens face and she'd still say something like 'nice to meet you'. America thinks they have freedom of speech, but look at yourself. Trump would tweet back an insult in a heartbeat. The Queen doesn't give a fuck. Nobody gives a fuck. He can say what he wants. In fact, we insult our own monarchy more than anyone.

  • Eddie Martinez
    Eddie Martinez Month ago

    God i miss these 2 together

  • nufc forlife
    nufc forlife Month ago

    Agree with him on the royals but a think hes still pissed right of that the fact nobody new him in Britain and didnt rate him and couldnt give a fuck that he moved to america a still think hes not funny at all

  • Unique And Special
    Unique And Special Month ago

    Meeting of the cucks

  • Rich Small
    Rich Small Month ago

    Grand Torino, *not* Charger.

  • sharksandsheep
    sharksandsheep Month ago +2

    I love the way The Daily Show cast introduce each other. When they call Jon Stewart a "movie star" and list his credits, it's the best.

  • Keisha B
    Keisha B Month ago

    My grandfather's son's name is John, and then his son's name is John, and...... hahaha

  • Keisha B
    Keisha B Month ago

    Strangely, my grandfather's first name is John Oliver, and his father's name is John Oliver, and his father's father name

  • Colin Ashburn
    Colin Ashburn Month ago

    I'm disappointed no one laughed at "that could be them most Guy Fawkes based idea you've ever had"

  • RSPainter
    RSPainter Month ago

    I would trust these guys before I would trust absolutely anyone in this administration.

  • Camden Pyne
    Camden Pyne Month ago

    8:12 I love that he had his eyeline perfect right away

  • Michael
    Michael Month ago

    this is why i do not even care about liberal dialogue. Not even a single good comment. Good luck in 2020 you riot loving bastards.

  • romil raj
    romil raj Month ago

    My two favourite people on television ever. 💙

  • BBM42
    BBM42 Month ago

    Valiant PUBLIC effort. Well said

  • Emanuel Dias
    Emanuel Dias Month ago

    To everyone reading this, have a nice day!

  • moataz zohny
    moataz zohny Month ago

    military parade

  • moataz zohny
    moataz zohny Month ago

    ohh great novels oliver twist

  • moataz zohny
    moataz zohny Month ago

    may be where you from you know, you're from..

  • moataz zohny
    moataz zohny Month ago

    my god you age bretty quick here tough gut ease

  • Greta M.
    Greta M. Month ago

    Praise be!

  • Frank Cooke
    Frank Cooke Month ago

    John Oliver is like an American doing an impression of a "British" person

  • MKorialstrasz Krasus

    He sneaked in "eat shit" without CBS catching it and bleeping it xDD What a guy, comedic genius! :D

  • Alex Denton
    Alex Denton Month ago

    Loved the kiss the ring bit XD

  • heyam m
    heyam m Month ago

    Omg John Oliver is comedy legend 😂

  • juice dust
    juice dust 2 months ago

    i love when steven almost breaks a laugh

  • Lisa Lisa
    Lisa Lisa 2 months ago

    You can tell that they're very close as friends because the British were not known for Embraces or effusive displays of emotion and he actually put his arms around him and gave him a hug
    Just sayin
    beautiful and Colbert practically ate his hand trying not to laugh when John said kiss him on his exposed a******... you think that got me my invitation back?
    oh my God
    I'm f****** dying

  • Giugno Caparo
    Giugno Caparo 2 months ago

    "We had military parades across India." There's nothing funny about it, and certainly nothing to be proud of.

  • reddragon8
    reddragon8 2 months ago

    I lost it at 5:53. LMAO!!!

  • Kara Rae
    Kara Rae 2 months ago

    Stephen and John! My two favorite late night fellas!

  • Ruth A Dreamer
    Ruth A Dreamer 2 months ago

    I love you John!

  • Julie Sperber
    Julie Sperber 2 months ago

    The audience know nothing of the British way of life! Haha!

  • Miranda Wance
    Miranda Wance 2 months ago

    Well if Mick Jagger could get a knighthood even after having an affair with Princess Margaret(in addition to being anti establishment ), I can't see why Oliver can't get it.

  • Zephnia Mukwa
    Zephnia Mukwa 2 months ago

    Republicans have a fundamental problem when it comes to ROYALS. Do they see the ROYALS as their nemesis?

  • manish khajuria
    manish khajuria 2 months ago

    I believe John Oliver

  • manish khajuria
    manish khajuria 2 months ago

    It's really weird to kneel down in front of an adult

  • secretaryandactress
    secretaryandactress 2 months ago

    I love you, John Oliver...!

  • Anne Suire
    Anne Suire 2 months ago

    Also putting the French down is a little old!

  • Anne Suire
    Anne Suire 2 months ago

    I don't really care for John Oliver!

  • s mcb
    s mcb 2 months ago

    John Oliver reminds me of Ben Elton

  • pedro correa
    pedro correa 2 months ago

    Yes, they could have put up more of a fight. It's not like they lost a huge part of their adult male population in WW1 whilst you british wankers were protect from Hitler by the fucking English Channel.

  • anxious dog
    anxious dog 2 months ago

    Stephen here looks like he either really hates doing this interview or like he'd rather just be talking to his old buddy John in private, I honestly can't tell.

  • Lee
    Lee 2 months ago

    dat Chopin doe

  • Pippin Hart
    Pippin Hart 2 months ago

    John Oliver is a chaotic good trickster fae

  • Amy Park
    Amy Park 2 months ago

    john oliver always takes the center for any interview he's on, just sort of naturally. He is leading the conversation, he is initiating all the jokes

  • StillSalty 92
    StillSalty 92 2 months ago +3

    Miss seeing these two interact!

  • Eric Charles
    Eric Charles 2 months ago

    He's so annoying, her Majesty is so graceful and shows the world how to be a true leader of a nation, God bless the Queen

  • Harsha Ghungurde
    Harsha Ghungurde 2 months ago +1

    John Oliver's face at 6:50 is priceless.

  • LOWE sonia
    LOWE sonia 2 months ago


  • Guinea Pig Everyday
    Guinea Pig Everyday 2 months ago

    I dont get that last joke doe? What’re they talking about?

  • Maria Hammarström
    Maria Hammarström 2 months ago

    Stephen Colbert and John Oliver. Now add Dara o´Briain, and I will actually die laughing.

  • Chad Colledge
    Chad Colledge 2 months ago +1

    Can anybody else hear John laughing off stage at Stephen's Vanity Smurf comment at around 0:16 in?

  • Peter Williams
    Peter Williams 2 months ago

    The British cut and run leaving the French in the lurch and yet they still blame the French.

  • aznilsson
    aznilsson 2 months ago


  • Shawn Shiraz
    Shawn Shiraz 2 months ago

    He wanted a parade because it's a display of power and status. He perceives our country as an extension of his own ego.
    - Sincerely,
    Shawn Shiraz, LPC

  • flori
    flori 2 months ago

    For the Americans: we do have a military parade but it's more like what you'd expect to have seen in the 1790s. It's called Trooping The Colour and it's great fun

  • TheGenreman
    TheGenreman 2 months ago


  • Adamo Sgrignuoli
    Adamo Sgrignuoli 2 months ago +4

    Watching Colbert trying not to laugh is priceless

  • Deng Madhel
    Deng Madhel 2 months ago +5

    Another Emmy for John Oliver

  • Ward McCreery
    Ward McCreery 2 months ago +1

    I wish someone had told Diana that her position more like royal brood mare!!

  • David Idiart
    David Idiart 3 months ago +5

    "Insolent little bastard."
    This breaks me every time.

  • Lord Bloodraven
    Lord Bloodraven 3 months ago

    8:13 Had a flashback to all the times Jim from the Office would look directly at the camera.

  • Nolan Cash
    Nolan Cash 3 months ago +2

    I love john Oliver on his show but off the cuff is so much more brutal!

    • Nolan Cash
      Nolan Cash 2 months ago +1

      +Mary Rose Kent oh yeah totally

    • Mary Rose Kent
      Mary Rose Kent 2 months ago

      Nolan Cash
      For me, this is a good thing.

  • dukevega1972
    dukevega1972 3 months ago

    Is it bad that I knew the punchline to the kiss the ring joke even though I had never heard it before?

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  • Michael Gibb
    Michael Gibb 3 months ago +3

    Turns out its Meghan's own family that is causing her the emotional complications, and not the Royal Family.

  • CM M
    CM M 3 months ago +2

    this is why John Oliver is phenomenal

  • Hel Dk
    Hel Dk 3 months ago

    wonder if John knelled when he proposed to his wife...

  • Gaspard Nicolas Perrier
    Gaspard Nicolas Perrier 3 months ago +1

    What a stupid remark on the French

    • MsUsagi513
      MsUsagi513 3 months ago

      Gaspard Nicolas Perrier A funny one too

  • Lkjh fgb
    Lkjh fgb 3 months ago +1

    Bitch u came last minute to WW2 so sit the fuck down
    The French lost a lot in this war

  • donny hightower
    donny hightower 3 months ago


  • Investment Drone
    Investment Drone 3 months ago +7

    Two of the funniest people on TV; what could possibly go wrong 😈.

  • Kohlenstoffisotop12
    Kohlenstoffisotop12 3 months ago


  • Hasan Amir
    Hasan Amir 3 months ago

    Some of fuckers in the audience didn't stand up for him . fuck u robot

  • Dickbrain
    Dickbrain 3 months ago

    I love me some Johny Olives.

  • Lilach Gemer
    Lilach Gemer 3 months ago

    Did Anyone else noticed that the band played Chopin’s revolutionary etude as john walked in?

    • Mary Rose Kent
      Mary Rose Kent 2 months ago

      Lilach Gemer
      I hadn’t-even knowing to listen for it, it didn’t pop out to me.

  • Manisha Sharma
    Manisha Sharma 3 months ago

    Love love love John Oliver..
    More than that respect respect respect him!
    He's intelligent and funny ✌️🙌

  • Rob Triplett
    Rob Triplett 3 months ago

    One slight thing to point out is that the car from Starsky and Hutch that Stephen references in the beginning of this segment is not a Charger. It is a Ford Gran Torino.