TF2 Maps (Actual Size)

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  • Published on Apr 5, 2018
  • Maps, maps, we are the maps. Celebrateanadabada birthday bash.
    Basically, this is a half story-time, half Fun Fact video about the size of TF2 maps (or at least the size that actually matters). I tried to make the subject as interesting to watch as I thought it was to research. Hope you enjoy. And yes, there are more videos coming soon regarding the most recent Blue Moon update. This is a video I was working on before the patch dropped last week.
    AMENDMENTS:
    (04/06/2018) Updated the size of Enclosure from 48.446 to 41.0497. Pazer discovered that the nav flood had extended into an inaccessible area by accident. Still the biggest map, but not by as much as previously thought.
    (04/07/2018) The conversion rates from kHu² to real life measurements are incorrect; here is a list of every map, along with their averages in km² (data provided by @the_link_crafte on Twitter): pastebin.com/rwXevdPs
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  • Uncle Dane
    Uncle Dane  9 months ago +2092

    Before you ask, yes I'm going to be making a video about the Short Circuit since it was updated last week to be a freakin Mega Man gun. Uploading that video will take some time since I'm waiting on a few possible bug fixes and generally just getting a good feel for how to use it effectively, so thanks for your patience. Hopefully this video holds ya'll over in the meantime. :)

    • Syndrome Sydney mulraine
      Syndrome Sydney mulraine 2 months ago

      ...i feel bad for ya

    • 07kilswitch
      07kilswitch 2 months ago

      Man this has to much dick refrences in it "just because its long doesnt mean its big" "lets mesgure thier actual size" i honestly think some girls where giggling this whole video haha

    • Cameron Bunn
      Cameron Bunn 5 months ago

      Uncle Dane hi I was wondering if you could send a friend request to me but if you do I will send you one

    • matthew hurley
      matthew hurley 5 months ago

      Uncle Dane did you remember / count cp_cloak? (It's included with the default install of the game but isn't in valves map rotation)

    • Cambodeus Clandodeus
      Cambodeus Clandodeus 6 months ago

      HadooouuuuUUUUUKKKEEEENNNNN

  • Yousor0
    Yousor0 40 minutes ago

    3kliksphilip would’ve done this in about 1 day 😂😂

  • Smudge SMJ
    Smudge SMJ Day ago

    i dont even play this game, i watched the whole thing

    whyyy

  • DX ENTERTAINMENT
    DX ENTERTAINMENT 2 days ago +1

    GET PAST MY SENTERY BOI!!! (Finde it mate)

  • Spiro Gamer
    Spiro Gamer 2 days ago

    What about hydro

  • J D
    J D 3 days ago

    Mmmmmmm splendidly delicous!

  • EvilDictatorWillum
    EvilDictatorWillum 5 days ago

    Hydro is only 37 kHu?

  • The_EnTiTy
    The_EnTiTy 5 days ago

    6:30 Turn on Captions and read

  • Elias Rahimi
    Elias Rahimi 6 days ago

    Why is uncle Dane talking about himself being thick

  • asdf asdf
    asdf asdf 6 days ago

    higher tower? uwu

  • WHOMS'T DARES
    WHOMS'T DARES 7 days ago

    Mr. World

  • BeuBacon
    BeuBacon 10 days ago +1

    nice video

  • Damian Yin
    Damian Yin 10 days ago

    I’m your enemy and your friend (spy&engineer)

  • Jaxon Morkes
    Jaxon Morkes 10 days ago

    2:04 What's he holding

  • B4nster
    B4nster 10 days ago

    *Cue the Jurassic park theme.*

  • Saphiros
    Saphiros 11 days ago

    rip tc hydro you were a core map once

  • Xwater
    Xwater 11 days ago

    upward has more detalies then bad water ( i like more bad water)

  • FyreFyte
    FyreFyte 11 days ago

    tc_hydro is the biggest, Before i watched the vid.

  • Op Myst
    Op Myst 12 days ago

    map is big big

  • Halvstekt
    Halvstekt 13 days ago

    Thank u duncle cane

  • Певко
    Певко 15 days ago

    is this glodglobglabgala reference

  • Kang Wang
    Kang Wang 15 days ago

    *now find the sizes of the most popular community maps*

  • agentant 78
    agentant 78 15 days ago

    I think overall itemtest might be the smallest tf2 map

  • UltraGaming 49
    UltraGaming 49 15 days ago

    *_get past my sentry boi_*

  • dragan ljubenov
    dragan ljubenov 16 days ago

    What about Cactus canyon 3 stage? that is surely massive.

  • Zane Snyder
    Zane Snyder 17 days ago

    Bro this the single most nerdy video you've ever posted

  • Y M
    Y M 17 days ago

    Why doesn't anyone like Snowplow?

  • Neil Macneale
    Neil Macneale 17 days ago

    Get past my sentry boi

  • Shreys Jains
    Shreys Jains 17 days ago

    Mvm ?

  • KumPupp
    KumPupp 18 days ago

    YES LETME TELL YOU PYRO IS A RULER!
    EXACTLY 1.8 M

  • Tetragon 213
    Tetragon 213 18 days ago

    cp_steel is the 2nd smallest A/D map?! That just feels weird; Steel feels like such a large map when you actually play it. I wasn't expecting it to be so damn small!

  • Connor McCarthy
    Connor McCarthy 18 days ago

    The thumb nail has uncle dane have black hands

  • Victor Dennis
    Victor Dennis 21 day ago

    tfw hydro is smaller than enclosure

  • Matthew La
    Matthew La 21 day ago

    That felt like the beginning of a Vsauce video

  • oh chinochi;oci
    oh chinochi;oci 24 days ago

    ctf_2foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooort and plr_highertower would be larger than enclosure

  • Noah Oglesby
    Noah Oglesby 26 days ago

    POPULAR ALTERNATIVE GAMEMODES. "HYDRO"

  • Pootis Bird
    Pootis Bird 26 days ago

    Uncle Dane: The TF2 Community Showcase

  • Mining Master 06
    Mining Master 06 Month ago

    I’m surprised that hydro is smaller then thundermountan

  • Blitz_Arena
    Blitz_Arena Month ago

    He is a true sentry man.

  • Cereal Killer
    Cereal Killer Month ago

    why didnt you use your irl wrench when you did the irl intro?

  • Cereal Killer
    Cereal Killer Month ago

    lol 0:52 my fav uncle is an engie in real life

  • Rainbow Gryphon
    Rainbow Gryphon Month ago

    4:46
    That console. How do you do that.

  • cringeworthy.avi
    cringeworthy.avi Month ago

    she's actual size

  • Fearghus Keitz
    Fearghus Keitz Month ago +3

    So uncle Dane is an engineer in real life too.

  • UeUeUdk
    UeUeUdk Month ago

    At 0.5 speed, im on drugs

  • Lyra
    Lyra Month ago

    7:36 in awe at the size of this lad, absolute HAMMER UNIT

  • Core Master
    Core Master Month ago

    dm_mariokart map size?
    what is it

  • Edison Flanagan
    Edison Flanagan Month ago

    These are missing the PLR maps

  • Free To Play KING
    Free To Play KING Month ago

    I thought turbine was the smallest but it's junction
    I guess too much ctf keeps you away from that realisation

  • The Crab Maestro
    The Crab Maestro Month ago

    But with this information you can calculate the actual height of everything in the game. Someone should do this.

  • karlos lukas
    karlos lukas Month ago

    8:38 Trump would be proud

  • SpoonBenderr
    SpoonBenderr Month ago

    Don't be silly, size doesn't matter

  • May Sparkle
    May Sparkle Month ago

    Kind of interesting that, despite being the absolute least played map in TF2, Hydro is still the third largest map.

  • FuriousPixel
    FuriousPixel 2 months ago

    that vsauce transition tho

  • Alicia Ortega
    Alicia Ortega 2 months ago

    7:37 at 0.25 speed

  • 2E the first
    2E the first 2 months ago +1

    this video kept appearing in my recommended, so i decided to click on it and i was not disappointed

  • samuel ramos
    samuel ramos 2 months ago

    this was just pointless

  • mr juures
    mr juures 2 months ago

    after intro you start globglobgabgalab experience

  • Tristen Womack
    Tristen Womack 2 months ago

    There's also Manpower maps (Thundermountain,5gorge, Hellfire and foundry)

  • Zeghart
    Zeghart 2 months ago +1

    Jerma reference in the description

  • Cheese Wizard
    Cheese Wizard 2 months ago

    Man, you really are an engineer.

  • Nikolas Tol
    Nikolas Tol 2 months ago +2

    How is Hydro (in my mind the biggest map) smaller than Enclosure?

  • Gr1ml0ck
    Gr1ml0ck 2 months ago

    10:48 "for the more popular alternative gamemodes" *shows Hydro*

    This shit ain't addin' up.

  • Dr.Kuhmilch
    Dr.Kuhmilch 2 months ago

    That bih mad thicc 😫😫😫

  • Owen Henderson
    Owen Henderson 2 months ago

    What about highertower

  • Luckyfrost
    Luckyfrost 2 months ago

    Ancle dan

  • Perttu Ruuska
    Perttu Ruuska 2 months ago +4

    You have quite a fatal flaw when converting kHu2 to mi2 and km2. You don't convert to the square, you just use the linear conversion. Actually 1 kHu2 = 0,00036 km2 = 0,00014 mi2. Same happens with mi2 to ft2 and km2 to m2. I thought 324 m2 is pretty darn small map, that's like the size of only two detached houses. Actually 1 kHu2 = 362,5 m2, and 18 kHu2 = 6525 m2. I'm not even starting with the square feet, trying to convert to one irrational unit (miles) was enough.
    Good thing you didn't do it to every map, that would have been useless and disinformative. Otherwise nice and interesting video ;)

  • The edgy scout main
    The edgy scout main 2 months ago +1

    the intro sounds like a vsauce video lol

  • Derpaey
    Derpaey 2 months ago

    2:58 from where was that sound? i cant find it

  • Lt Scouton
    Lt Scouton 2 months ago

    5gorge is *T H I C C*

  • Ivo k
    Ivo k 2 months ago

    Where is hydro?

  • Rycore XIII
    Rycore XIII 2 months ago

    666,000 views...
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  • TheTexas Noob
    TheTexas Noob 2 months ago

    666k Wiews ...



    Oh Shit...

  • doomsword6
    doomsword6 2 months ago

    666,335 views
    666

  • Golden Protector
    Golden Protector 2 months ago

    666k views

  • ivan fontes
    ivan fontes 2 months ago

    just an observation. When u show the size of all tf2 maps u show that all of them have something like 0,34km² or 342m². Just correcting that 0,342km²= 340.000m² and not 342 '-'

  • HighWay WVD
    HighWay WVD 2 months ago

    Very cool video Uncle Dane!

  • Jack F
    Jack F 2 months ago

    Now do higher tower im really interested is how big that meme map is

  • Next Wheat
    Next Wheat 2 months ago

    is rt games really a engeneer main?

  • npc#15152569
    npc#15152569 2 months ago

    They come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through its Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn its simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity. They come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through its Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn its simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity. They come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through its Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn its simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.

  • levander83
    levander83 2 months ago

    i am the danegolababab and i am the map mathathathahthhtahthath

  • TheBestPortal
    TheBestPortal 2 months ago

    my brain exploded

  • Seth Benjamin
    Seth Benjamin 2 months ago

    It would be intresting to see how the latest halloween maps hold up

  • Sohan The Fox
    Sohan The Fox 2 months ago

    No offense, but your face does not match your voice. Just sayin'. :/

  • Skeleton Beats
    Skeleton Beats 2 months ago

    7:37

  • Dugongue
    Dugongue 2 months ago

    "More than twice as small"

  • ErR0r 4554
    ErR0r 4554 2 months ago

    UNCLE DANE IS WORLDWIDE

  • Batabii
    Batabii 2 months ago

    I don't fully understand what he means by removing maps from casual. I thought casual was literally just all the official Maps

  • The Fury
    The Fury 2 months ago

    CONGRATS ON 400k subs

  • Mike Hunt
    Mike Hunt 2 months ago

    My profile pic is from strawski and the globglogabgalab house

  • AchmodinIV SWE
    AchmodinIV SWE 2 months ago

    Can you make a MVM version of this data

  • Dead Meme Doge
    Dead Meme Doge 2 months ago

    Do this for the Hyrule map 😉

  • extra thicc and spicy memez

    Uncle Dane your a fucking retard this would have been a perfect video to collab with vsauce but you didn't take that perfect opportunity

  • Sub Pls
    Sub Pls 2 months ago

    Pp

  • xXDRAGON PROXx ARCHIVE
    xXDRAGON PROXx ARCHIVE 2 months ago

    Thats What He Said

  • I deserve death not subs are we clear

    The average-sized tf2 map is similar in size to the Vatican City

  • Jake Kemp
    Jake Kemp 2 months ago

    i love the Pokémon mystery dungeon intro music

  • Marnie Shaw
    Marnie Shaw 2 months ago +1

    Only now do I get the beginning joke.

  • Ay Innit
    Ay Innit 2 months ago

    wouldn't navmesh size show how complex the map is, not how big it is?

  • nordicberserk
    nordicberserk 2 months ago

    I have no actual interest in the TF2 map sizes. but! Your preamble showing exactly how you worked it out, and naming all the people that helped you, has earned my like. (sarcastic rant about what a glory this is goes here)